Izzy Swan called me an IDIOT!

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2 жыл бұрын

Lets be honest, we do some really dumb sh*t. Woodworking in general is ridiculous these days, fake wood burning, epoxy river tables, pallet wood and the list keeps going. Take a moment to laugh at how truly dumb we all are. Myself included.
Thank you to everyone who helped make this video a reality, including the great ‪@izzyswan‬

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@izzyswan 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍😍

@WoodcraftBySuman 2 жыл бұрын

“Use your micrometer, I’m sure you’ve got a pair”. What a solid insult. Haha

@maximflor 2 жыл бұрын

Great ! Finally some wooden humor 😂

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

hmm maybe you do know what KZfaq is...

@gbjones54 2 жыл бұрын

I think that’s how Izzy feels when I call. 🤪🤪

@liquidoc 2 жыл бұрын

@@Lincolnstww What about "Princess Pleina" (kinda like Princess Leia)

@kevinanderson2383 2 жыл бұрын

"You're not a woodworker, just a dumbass in a garage." Lmao.... that was the best!

@WoodcraftBySuman 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a WORKSHOP, Kevin!

@psychojon 2 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked. 😆

@SteveDrees 2 жыл бұрын

I feel seen.

@josh_watson 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like there's a good chance she's been wanting to say that for a while, and this was the opportunity. I cracked up. Well done.

@danielrybin2006 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this for soooo long. “Because my time is worth nothing!” ☠️ 🤣

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Somewhat factual

@MrTitaylor 2 жыл бұрын

That one got me bad!

@RexusKing 2 жыл бұрын

That line felt like a personal attack lol

@HariSeldon913 2 жыл бұрын

Usually the wife is the one who thinks a guy's time is worth nothing.

@mackenziemill 2 жыл бұрын

@@fredio54 yes this

@threesonsrestorations4043 2 жыл бұрын

"You're not a woodworker, just a dumbass in a garage." You rock! You need to make this your sticker and sell it to all of us dumbasses.

@mackenziemill 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@rpeebles 2 жыл бұрын

"You're not a woodworker, just a dumbass in a barn"....IT'S A SHOP!!!! :)

@sarahscarborough3942 Жыл бұрын

We need the Stickers, pins, shirts, everything

@chriswindberg5010 2 жыл бұрын

I just found your channel and I have to say the combination of woodworking, your sense of humor, and all the star wars references and theme, has got to be my own personal nirvana. Thank you for this. I'm now going back and binging on your other videos.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

much appreciated!

@josh_m88 2 жыл бұрын

I die every time at the "house full of furniture that looks like toasted marshmallows". Who doesn't love a little bit of self deprecating humor.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

lol thanks. My buddy in the scene and my wife wrote that joke while we were filming - can't take any credit for that one

@ShopNation 2 жыл бұрын

If I could like this video 10 times I would

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

If I could subscribe to your channel 10 times I would - For anyone that see this, Travis is the reason I have a yt channel

@jonnyboy1116 2 жыл бұрын

I may not be a KZfaqr, but Travis you and a couple others like bourbon moth and Katz Moses are the reasons I became a hobbyist woodworker, instead of just a "dumbass in a garage". But channels like this one are just added fuel to keep me going (and entertained at the same time). I love how this community supports each other, and collaborates.

@sayamacd 2 жыл бұрын

“My time means nothing!” Omg that absolutely killed me lol!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@RiffleStatus 2 жыл бұрын

OMG!! Dude that's got to be probably the best skit I've seen on any woodworking channel I just laughed my ass off! 🤣🤣🤣

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

much appreciated!

@segamble1679 Жыл бұрын

Your commitment to that running dive for the pallet wood was epic. If I could subscribe twice, I would do it just for that moment.

@djfubarius 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah “Like half a tenth a thou” Bro, such a great video. I love the break from the regularly scheduled programming. Keep it up

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thank you! need to switch it up from time to time

@GentleGiantFan 2 жыл бұрын

"Like half a tenth a thou..." That needs to be on a shirt.....

@FridayWorkshop 2 жыл бұрын

That fall down that hill was legit. Great going out on a limb with this content!!! Amazing content.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate it!

@andyf8503 2 жыл бұрын

He's not an idiot. ;) It was probably a stunt double.

@kashel83 2 жыл бұрын

Please keep this up, this quickly became one of my favorite channels for the actual woodworking and the comedy. Also, that banana 😆🤣😂

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

much appreciated!

@theburnetts 2 жыл бұрын

Just found this video. LOL I am actually impressed with the quality of acting by everyone. I have made some videos like this over the years and you would be surprised how difficult it is to just find friends that can deliver a few lines convincingly. Well done!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

They all did great - most of them had never been on camera.

@alexander8492 2 жыл бұрын

Please do a video about woodworkers obsessing over how small differences in saws somehow make it better

@davidfredericks173 Жыл бұрын

Dude, love the dry humor on your channel, this one had me in tears! Keep it up!

@rodpotts2666 2 жыл бұрын

Lots of woodworking channels try to be funny, but aren’t. Now this was funny! Great job!

@ReeseCustoms 2 жыл бұрын

This kind of content is exactly why I'm subscribed! I love your sense of humor.

@twinkyunouwantmycreamfilli8297 Жыл бұрын

Was not expecting this. Now i guess ill need to binge watch some more of your vids. Also, everyone was really good with their parts. It was the first thing i noticed and was honestly surprised by it.

@nosreuter 3 ай бұрын

Just re-watched this again a year or two later, and it just keeps getting better!

@BrotherJLG 2 жыл бұрын

I'm new to woodworking and I was questioning all this stuff: epoxy, pallets, thousands from square on a crosscut sled. This makes me feel vindicated.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

You're not the only one. Everything is fine in moderation but trends tend to go overboard quickly

@arthur2319 2 жыл бұрын

This was all so perfectly on point and hilarious! Would love to see a video on a furniture build without epoxy, charred wood, etc

@josh_watson 2 жыл бұрын

This whole video was hilarious. I look forward to more content and the sponsors will come in time if you keep it up. Really enjoyed it.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@docolemnsx 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like I've learnt more from this video than most of the woodworking videos I've seen lately

@haodeng9701 Жыл бұрын

I need a tshirt with “you are not a woodworker, just a dumbass in garage “ hahaha, that really made my day and get you a new subscriber. Great job!

@danewoodcraft2533 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome Video! Nice work! Rolling down the hill plus “Because my time is worth nothing!” 😂🤣😂🤣 favorite part .

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thanks! I went down that hill 5 times trying to get the shot

@DocLois2010 2 жыл бұрын

Subscribed for the humour! Love the woodworking tips and methods.

@joemassena8051 2 жыл бұрын

Love what you have done so far, keep the great videos coming!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Joe, Ill do my best

@KipringPayne 2 жыл бұрын

Glad I've found you! 1 part woodworking, 2.3 parts humor, and a dash of idiocy.

@johnvernon27 2 жыл бұрын

“You’re just a dumb@ss in a garage” I’ve never felt more called out in my life hahaha

@creativegrain7699 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that was so funny, you hit so many things on the nail! My favorite is when you causally slide over 8/4 walnut. I just discovered you from IG, awesome videos man!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@joshbarstow 2 жыл бұрын

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time. Great video! 😂

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thank you!

@andrewhochberger8748 2 жыл бұрын

This was great! This has become one of my favorite channels! I know these videos take a long time to do and a lot of effort goes into them but I hope you stick with it and create lots of content. And more SW references!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Glad you like them!

@d_brown 2 жыл бұрын

This channel is so underrated. I knew from your first video I would like your content. Hilarious video, keep up the great work.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Much appreciated Dustin! Glad you're along for the ride

@lostinthegarage 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this when it came out and laughed out loud through it. 9 months later, I laughed just as much and just as hard. Excellent job!

@dellsdiy 2 жыл бұрын

My buddy recommended your channel as I start my own KZfaq journey and I’m pretty sure I peed in my pants a couple times already from laughter! 😂 thanks for the reminder that videos don’t have to be serious 1980’s instructional videos on PBS. 🙌🏻

@trentyoung1135 2 жыл бұрын

That was AWESOME!!! Keep up the great work.

@autumncandle5131 2 жыл бұрын

AAAHAHA the pallet wood XD i have never been more called out in my life! This is hilarious, nice one!!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Dont worry I was calling myself out in most of it!

@Amanda_Terry 2 жыл бұрын

You have earned a subscription and a comment. My mom was in tears watching this. Great video!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Glad it made you laugh!

@streetglidescott6424 2 жыл бұрын

That's great! Thanks for the laughs! You made my day better already.

@WesHamstra 2 жыл бұрын

that was great! I nearly spit out my coffee. just subscribed! now I have to go check out your other videos

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Wes! I've watched many of your videos throughout the years

@rexjones3847 Жыл бұрын

LOL!! Entertaining and informative. Thank you for not taking yourself so seriously. New subscriber as of today 🙂

@Giokosmik 2 жыл бұрын

Bro I love your channel and your humor. Keep it up mate. (and Izzy Swan)

@WoodWorkTherapy 2 жыл бұрын

LOL That was hilarious! Good comedy act. There should be more woodworking humor videos. Love these! LOL

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you - we will probably do more in the future

@nancyward9783 2 жыл бұрын

Loved this video! Please do more like this! 👍

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thats the plan

@danlynch1154 2 жыл бұрын

F’n hilarious! We all tend to take ourselves soooooo serious. Thanks man.

@clsr1911 2 жыл бұрын

These are great, keep this content coming!

@IVychron 2 жыл бұрын

Got to say, keep the videos coming. I haven’t been so entertained in a long time.

@scottallen606 Жыл бұрын

subscribed just based on this video. Good stuff, exactly my kind of humor. Keep up the good work!

@johnvaliquette4074 2 жыл бұрын

by far one of the best woodworking videos i have seen in a while !!!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you John!

@ryancousins Жыл бұрын

How did I not see this video until now? Just made my day!

@The42Joker 2 жыл бұрын

🤪🤣 when you, NOT A STUNTMAN, go @ss over teakettle down that hill for the pallet wood?!?!?! AWESOME!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

There is an incredible story about shooting that scene that I will tell on the channel one day. In fact there are a lot of great stories from shooting that video. Needless to say we laughed a lot shooting it

@MakinSawdust 2 жыл бұрын

"Did you just say half of a tenth of a thou?" bahahahahaaaa!!!!!! "wood moves dude!!" :)

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

ha one of my favorite lines

@texnolan4740 2 жыл бұрын

what would that be in a fraction?

@JSeven 2 жыл бұрын

10/10 best new comedy vlog format. will be back.

@MarriedManWoodworking 2 жыл бұрын

Nice video. Izzy is awesome. Nicely scripted and executed. Good entertainment. Keep up the good work.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks MM

@MexTheOnly 2 жыл бұрын

Awesome :) Sincere and tightly packed with shrewd irony 👍 Your channel is such an unexpected valuable spontaneous find

@danharris3319 2 жыл бұрын

"What if I start my own apron line?" 😂😂 I'm all over it if you make it outta 2,400lb canvas and include a custom banana holster...

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha that was fantastic

@katzmosestools 2 жыл бұрын

Noiiice stop block!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

The best!

@schechter01 2 жыл бұрын

4:43 - A while back I once read an article with a great sentence: "Pity the woodworker who has the soul of a machinist." 😏

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

haha thats a great line

@donreed5439 2 жыл бұрын

I agree I’m a retired tool & die maker

@Suicaedere666 2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!! This was an absolute masterstroke haha.. very well done🙌👏🤘✌ thank-you for sharing

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

much appreciated

@intrepidus3378 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, start to finish. Did you put together this sketch yourself?

@KinuGrove 2 ай бұрын

Now this was funny. Especially the pallet wood :) Sadly I could relate a little to much...

@robnhannon 2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled way more than I probably should have. Subscribed.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thank you for the sub

@fredparsons5134 2 жыл бұрын

Haaaaa! To funny! Napoleon discovers woodworking! Great stuff but I’m already subscribed.

@JaredRandal 2 жыл бұрын

I’m just glad to hear there are still Pirate Ship companies out there 🤣

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Important to the global economy

@garyedick2910 2 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff!!! Was laughing my ass off. Do more of these.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Gary - thats the plan

@EveningWoodworker 2 жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha! Dude I had no idea your acting chops were so legit! So, maybe if the KZfaq thing doesn't work out for you... do a maker show on HGTV!!! That way you can finish building an entire house in 1 week. This looked like a lotta fun to do!

@matthewkarstens4822 2 жыл бұрын

You hit on so many valid points. I don’t know where to begin.

@michaelkaplan2190 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man. Great video, great channel. Keep it going - you are doing great!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Michael

@ma2zak589 2 жыл бұрын

This was funny! The apron one hurt though... I was excited to get one lol

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

haha I could see how they are practical - just not for me

@kyzor-sosay6087 2 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed the video,man.Looking forward to the next one.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it

@Tiddywampus 2 жыл бұрын

you're a good content creator man, i hope this channel really launches

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Bob

@d.bishop1034 2 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff! "Probably just a pirate ship company.". 😂😂

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

thanks!

@SpideyScott72 2 жыл бұрын

Just saw this today laying in my hospital bed, thanks for the laugh!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Glad I was able to give you a laugh - hope you're doing better

@machinainc5812 2 жыл бұрын

I dont even care about woodworking, im here for the comedy 😂

@woodenwhiskers 2 жыл бұрын

“It’s probably just a pirate ship or something” - dude I’m dying 😂😂

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Ha thanks - I can't remember why that popped into my head but the joke worked

@jasonmartin7137 2 жыл бұрын

You know..... practice a lil bit on that swan fall, err, dive and I bet you'll find some non toxic pallets floating around. And the pirates would appreciate ya just a tad bit more, matey! Hilarious shit, dude. You got my sub!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jason!

@moonlitcampers3974 Жыл бұрын

"My time means nothing!" 😂

@Ne3M1 11 ай бұрын

Hands down best episode yet!

@chrisdemeglio7983 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, You are a funny fuck!!!! Holy crap. Love your style and those dumbass companies should get on board instead of sponsoring some other "makers" I've been woodworking for years, still an amateur compared to the izzy's of the world. But its fun to do. You bring a unique, working man's style to it all. Keep putting out your videos. You're the best!!!!!

@arrireschke7923 2 жыл бұрын

We need more of this. Hahaha. So good.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@JonFordWoodworks 2 жыл бұрын

Masterpiece my friend - I'm still laughing!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Jon

@barriowoodworks 2 жыл бұрын

Now this is comedy! Comedy. Many woodworking channels are trying too hard to be funny. A few guys can pull it off, but majority can’t. Superb video!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Appreciate the kind words!

@dennisdickson6210 2 жыл бұрын

That was beautiful 👍 Can we get a follow up video on how to transport pallets in a minivan?

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

hahaha thank you! Don't worry there will be a follow up - just scratching the surface

@jimh472 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, right next to "how to get divorced"

@nicholasmcadorey558 2 жыл бұрын

"drift wood", I laughed at that far more then I should have.

@bradfry5403 2 жыл бұрын

It's like Tom Green in his garage with a few carpentry tools.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

its okay - thats one of my favorite lines from the vid

@joshuaharrick 2 жыл бұрын

This video deserves so much more recognition than it has gotten so far 😂😂😂

@hartshut 2 жыл бұрын

This was absolutely hilarious. You killed it.

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@its_just_fish_original 2 жыл бұрын

I feel personally attacked about the epoxy river/ocean table. 🤣

@tonymarrazzo354 5 ай бұрын

Made my night, thank you!!!!😂

@bigterp75 Жыл бұрын

Great stuff!!!!! Loved it

@evilbanaan 2 жыл бұрын

This had me in shambles, instant sub

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

much appreciated

@moonsoul8331 2 жыл бұрын

Really funny. Subbed for sure. And I want that Han Sawlo shirt something terrible. Shame you don't seem to have a store!

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you and appreciate the sub. I'm working on a solution for the t shirts

@joey-mp3qc Жыл бұрын

Seriously have three woodshop aprons in my Amazon cart. Suddenly I don't want them any more.

@ramonadriano8688 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best woodworking videos love it

@Lincolnstww 2 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it Ramon

@UnicornMeat512 Жыл бұрын

Jesus. I started out looking for small shop dust collection ideas and now it's 3:36am and now I want to start a KZfaq channel. I've already past the sho sugi ban, pallet wood river table phases of woodworking. I'm probably good now, right?