Jägermeister Review: That's Some Nice German Engineering
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3 жыл бұрынJägermeister time. I’m happy to report I absolutely nailed my zoom job interview after this Jäger review. (Minus the part where I fell asleep.) 🤷🏻♂️
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@sydniesaurusrex 3 жыл бұрын
"Tastes like cough syrup and chewing tobacco cooked in a horse leather pouch" 😂😂😂
@kennywood9911 3 жыл бұрын
So precise...!
@TrulyUnfortunate 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennywood9911 Ya beat me to the cough syrup description. The rest of your description is spot on as well.
@B-Hathaway 3 жыл бұрын
Ooh! I thought he said "a whore's leather pouch".
@keith_dixon 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, that is the most accurate description that I've ever heard for Jager.
@MrBBQ-si9qo 3 жыл бұрын
Shits putrid
@spiraljumper74 3 жыл бұрын
When I was in college I’d empty an entire Jager bottle into a Nalgene water bottle, fill the rest up with Red Bull, and then I was ready for the weekend. By the time you get a third of the way through the bottle- it goes down dangerously smoothly.
@RisingVandal 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you're still breathing is a testament to either a loving god, the existence of superheroes, or both. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.
@Ogrematic 3 жыл бұрын
JagerBombs!! Red bull helps keep you awake allllll night, well after you black out. That's what they told me.
@eeeeeeeeeeeee1 3 жыл бұрын
Im german and me and my buddies used to each drink a whole bottle every few weeks, the beginning always goes down like shit, but by the half way point it tastes amazing and you can't stop drinking more
@dangerranger4323 3 жыл бұрын
I used to do that with tequila and monster and then go make friends
@spiraljumper74 3 жыл бұрын
TheRisingMelancholy Or maybe I just always had a plan, a DD and a safe place to sleep. Party responsibly folks.
@neoclassicalsuccubus2899 3 жыл бұрын
Jägermeister's tagline should be "Gin will feel like a soft drink"
@discoloured3492 3 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn
@Nam3lessd 3 жыл бұрын
Drank 3/4 of a 750 Bombay Saphire on a bad day. A great buzz but that next day I kept telling my friends "feels like I have a drill putting screws in my temples".
@ryanrexer 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the one thing I can’t drink straight
@andymorin9163 3 жыл бұрын
gin and juice is delicious
@TheKyleMark 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneguybones8036 Bud if it takes a whole bottle of anything to catch a buzz then you need to take a couple weeks off. 😂
@johnboleyjr.1698 3 жыл бұрын
"Best served ice-cold" "Well, we're not doing that today." Me: "Yikes!"
@DreadZep 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought...
@IronmonkeyXD 3 жыл бұрын
honestly the best way to have this stuff is to disregard the "ice cold" thing and have it hot with fruit tea, they serve it up in the mountains for skiiers in austria and i swear it can bring back the dead
@VindictiveMoose 3 жыл бұрын
I mix it with orange juice. It’s pretty good.
@andymorin9163 3 жыл бұрын
@John Briar ever had Tanqueray Rangpur? good shit
@MezzoForte4 3 жыл бұрын
Id rather stick with Jaeger. I had gin once and that shit tasted like industrial floor cleaner.
@IgnoretheButter 3 жыл бұрын
@@MezzoForte4 literally. But hey after 2 shots of gin, drinking industrial alcohol isnt so bad
@zebrom7994 3 жыл бұрын
@John Briar gin tastes like carpet cleaner foh 😂😂
@maxuabo 3 жыл бұрын
Man you are the one the best at your craft. Every expression, every word, every movement is just perfect 👌
@unemployedwineguy 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Max! I appreciate the kind words!
@youtubeviewer8723 3 жыл бұрын
@UCifd_XZLkX9jUgF3Ffh47Aw that was actually funny
@Josh-fj9hi 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLurkerAtTheThreshold I hate when they do that
@groatswerth2073 3 жыл бұрын
When you land that job, Abby is going to come crawling back. Mark my words.
@Joyylin 3 жыл бұрын
Who is Abby?
@FuzzyPlushroom 3 жыл бұрын
@@Joyylin His ex-wife, fictitious or otherwise. I recommend the Boone's Farm "strawberry daiquiri" video.
@RobCamp-rmc_0 3 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, I think he just marked his territory.
@neen42 3 жыл бұрын
He's fine on his own, all of us are. Whether you have a partner or not us pretty random. In our minds, all of us are alone. Some have true soulmates. Others have someone on their arm. Good damn friends are at least as good as mismatched lovers - we're truly all alone at worst or at best in line with our very best of friends. It is quite common to be very much entangled in a relationship but feel very much alone.
@Keithjustkeithwastaken 3 жыл бұрын
@@neen42 projection your honour
@bouis 3 жыл бұрын
Im dying at how fast the bottle got empty after the first initial taste.
@OrionsChild 7 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOOO thank you for pointing that out 🤣
@staceyrschwartz 3 жыл бұрын
pairs with rage, memory loss, and... shhhhhhhhhhhhitty pizza
@kylemcgill9146 3 жыл бұрын
Shitty pizza is fantastic pizza when you don't remember what good pizza tastes like!
@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын
don't burn it 😂😂
@fckSashka 3 жыл бұрын
shitty pizza is still better than no pizza :^)
@BennettBoi 2 жыл бұрын
Little Caesars and Jager is the best, fight me
@judsongaiden9878 Жыл бұрын
Pairs better with joviality, friendly conversation, and bratwurst.
@Saiintx 3 жыл бұрын
I want to punch a wall but i wont... will i? Had me actually dying 🤣
@sebastianrogel5953 3 жыл бұрын
I felt that. I'm not sure if I want to laugh or cry. Apparently, both.
@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын
That got me, too. Why do young men punch walls so much? I seemed like the right thing to do, back then.
@Josh-fj9hi 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedberd I felt this on a deep personal level
@kM-er8oz 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao I swear I was conscious the whole time but still woke up with bloody knuckles
@zeze3305 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrRedberd Reminds me of when i was 16 i punched a few holes in my buddy's closet from the side wall so at one point let me punch an entire door. I can say it has almost inspired me to go buy som dry wall take the time to paint and put pictures up to punch that wall till it bleeds. Anyways i gotta finish ordering my food in this drive thru people gettin mad rowdy
@usernamejase 3 жыл бұрын
"It feels like someone has shoved a black licorice up my nose, then yanked it out my mouth" LOL
@jeremyindelicato9484 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty much sums up the Jagger experience.
@pschroeter1 3 жыл бұрын
The aroma elicits a memory, drinking it then guarantees you'll never be able to retrieve it.
@saint.hudson13 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid, my sister’s German mother-in-law gave my cousin and I Jäger for our tummy aches.....Last thing I remember was being outside in the snow with only 1 shoe on
@anindustryplant7449 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously weren’t too worried about that tummy ache after that I guess LMAOO 😭
@someoneelse878 3 жыл бұрын
Jager is specifically engineered by Germany's most insane geniuses to instigate drunken violence followed by 10 hour hangover naps.
@irishwristwatch2487 3 жыл бұрын
And a brown tap of pain and sadness the next day
@OGbluetooth_ 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, as a german I can tell you, NEVER drink room temperature Jägi 😂😂😂
@MrMegaManFan 3 жыл бұрын
We sang a song in college that goes like this: "Jägermeister, BLOWS YOUR HEAD OFF!" Those are the only lyrics. You just repeat them faster and faster until you reach incoherence (much like drinking it).
@kunarnavigator 3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw your profile and saw how few subs and views you have, I thought "huh this will be interesting" and now I know that I'm just early for your inevitable KZfaq stardom.
@wtfshiiiiii 3 жыл бұрын
“Ooohh, I wanna punch a wall. I won’t tho...Will I?” Lmao 😂
@WhyYouAskinAllTheseQuestions 3 жыл бұрын
The memory component immediately transported me to my last year as an undergrad, majoring in cultural anthropology, hitting up the dive bars to play pool. Slamming jaeger bombs and Jameson shots, then stumbling two miles back home after last call and the last bus to my shitty studio apartment so I could nurse a hangover sometime the next afternoon. Well done.
@codycraddock4975 3 жыл бұрын
"Strong smells cant transport your to a place, Nope I'm blanking" I'm Dying!
@fyr554 3 жыл бұрын
My buddy's famous drink is some Jaeger mixed with some Jaeger
@CL30 3 жыл бұрын
Ahaha this pairs with rage and memory loss Sounds like college drinking years
@infoscholar5221 3 жыл бұрын
I had a few wild nights in Grad school involving Jagermonster and... other things. This stuff isn't like other alcohol, it goes after the frontal lobe in a most interesting way. Ah, the memories, and the lack thereof...
@mariapagan7786 3 жыл бұрын
This THIS is the hero that America needs today😂😂
@RedBlackFilms 3 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves all the subscribers.
@unemployedwineguy 3 жыл бұрын
🙏🙏
@RedBlackFilms 3 жыл бұрын
I shared with my video-guy group and some of them shared on their pages. Keep it up, absolutely hilarious.
@flooredford9350 3 жыл бұрын
last time i had jager in any significant amount(thoughtfully paired with red bull) i woke up, my truck was covered in mud, had a dent in the rear bumper, and i had lots of apologizing to do. 7/10, might do again.
@chesterstevens8870 3 жыл бұрын
Had a buddy in the Army who's favorite drink was Jager; his cocktail of choice was what He called a "Key West Rootbeer," which was literally just root beer and Jager. He also happened to be violently manic depressive: once at a house party me and two other dudes had to wrestle a kitchen knife away from him and lock his ass in the garage when He threatened to gut his wife on the suspicion of her cheating on him (she was, but that's irrelevant to the story.) Point being; this shit is dangerous, drink responsibly, and don't mix Xannies with your booze.
@talesfromthetoiletseat8295 2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. Thank you I need that
@MrMatt589 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best review I have ever seen. Finishing the bottle like an absolute trooper as well!
@bbshane1655 3 жыл бұрын
He's like the chill version of Jim Carrey
@apriliapilot41 3 жыл бұрын
You should try Southern Comfort. It wipes memories like Jäger, but with that southern charm.
@roth4916 3 жыл бұрын
Just reading the name Southern Comfort reminded me of the smell! And the weird shape the bottle was
@codycraddock4975 3 жыл бұрын
ugh just reading southern comfort made me sick to my stomach. Almost as bad as hearing old Crow.
@JustSkram 3 жыл бұрын
Southern charm, like incest or?
@nom6758 3 жыл бұрын
so what? It makes you racist and have incestuous fetishes when drunk?
@breakerrythangallday 3 жыл бұрын
@@nom6758 tastes like sweet tea whisky you twisted bastard
@jimfabry 2 жыл бұрын
I will forever come back to watch the delivery of "ooooooh I wanna punch a wall". Perfect every time.
@BlankRev 3 жыл бұрын
He has the physique of a villain who's the protagonists best friend but also obviously led on to be the villain from the beginning
@Hello_MyNameIsSarah 3 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are fantastic. And appear to be set in a Home Depot sample kitchen. Color *me* impressed!
@miahlpz8867 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a lost cast member of "How I Met Your Mother"...getting a lil Ted Moazbey vibe
@kostisdedes4175 3 жыл бұрын
And Barney
@Jake-ur5gi 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad everyone has had the same experience they cant remember with Jage
@Poopoopoopo 3 жыл бұрын
You deserve every single human being to subscribe to you, right this second. I need the algorithm to play nicer with you. I found you today, and currently obsessed. Your humor is = yes (10/10).
@pm7734 3 жыл бұрын
Keep it up! Loving your channel
@williamburns7668 3 жыл бұрын
The best part of these videos is watching him get progressively more drunk
@mikeyjones3080 2 жыл бұрын
Wym?? He’s spitting it out
@roahboah 3 жыл бұрын
Loving these videos, man! How about a nice, elegant review of Everclear?
@jeffbruce 3 жыл бұрын
Your wish came true!
@PluralCHimera0 3 жыл бұрын
Man I love jager and your take is spot on. Although I usually just do jagerbombs, better that way.
@jhh-jiynks6568 3 жыл бұрын
Definetaliy one of your best videos. Thanks for the laughs
@Hashbrown221 3 жыл бұрын
Idk why I was recommended your channel but I love it! Keep being excellent good sir.
@vinskra 3 жыл бұрын
New favorite channel!
@Nightmster 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I only now stumbled upon your channel, really entertaining :D Keep up the good work.
@7davelemmon 3 жыл бұрын
I'm binge watching all his videos right now! This is to good
@OrionsAnvil 3 жыл бұрын
Geez, straight here from the ever clear vid. Legend has it, your review is spot on.
@matthewjung2313 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guys channel!!!
@m1ghtysauc397 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best channel I’ve found in a while.
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 жыл бұрын
I love this channel because of his /quick/ decent into madness.
@DevoEhtDemon 3 жыл бұрын
You're definitley going places! AA AND stardom!
@benbahl 3 жыл бұрын
These reviews are great! Would love to see one for Underberg.
@beastman101 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched every review of yours in the last day, onward to 100k subs to you sir!
@catalateacher6812 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome!!! jajajaja!!! Close the window shade in the back to have a uniformity with the colors in the background!! Very witty!! Keep 'em coming!!
@rustyhook69 3 жыл бұрын
Best of luck with the interview
@jhort100 3 жыл бұрын
This review gave me a hangover
@taylorobrien5460 3 жыл бұрын
Absinthe is like jaeger if it was jaeger's rich successfull cousin who dipped themselves in gasoline. Highly reccomend at least the lucid variety, lucid is the cheapest I've found at around 65 a bottle on the east cost.
@davewebster5120 3 жыл бұрын
I kept down half a shot and threw it up when i tried to finish it. I no longer think absinthe is cool.
@arieheath7773 3 жыл бұрын
@@davewebster5120 Well you’re not really supposed to do shots of it. You prepare it with sugar and ice water.
@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын
My buddy made his own Absinthe. The store bought stuff has a limit to the wormwood content. Basically, drinking it to say your drinking it, and it tastes horrible, even with sugar and water.
@dustykolkin6215 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Jim Halbert it's nice to see what you're doing after the office.
@adammorris9008 3 жыл бұрын
Jager is absolutely the night-ender, the shot you order when you haven't tasted the last five rounds and know you better be done.
@flashcraft 3 ай бұрын
I like this guy. "... I'm well on my way to blacking out." Great stuff!
@drewbaum5678 3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos. Please keep making them and please review Twisted Tea. My favorite beverage to enjoy while snowboarding.
@garyfavero2260 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant. Love it!
@flounder31 3 жыл бұрын
"... nope. I've got NO memories." Same, man. Same.
@jmolvera9737 3 жыл бұрын
I too enjoy my Jagger at room temp with rage. Bon Chance on the interview.
@BonusCup 3 жыл бұрын
This is great! Would love to see a review of Malort
@RoachDoggJr2112 3 жыл бұрын
I like making something I call the Panzergrenadier. Its essentially a modified Berlin Mule. You take Jagermeister, and mix it with ginger ale and lemonade. Goes down extremely, basically dangerously, smooth.
@ThisIsTheInternet 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes aside, Jagermeister's marketing hurt it the most. It's not an amaro but it might as well be, and with the current amaro trend it could have been doing well if it hadn't associated itself with blackout party culture. I actually have a bottle in my freezer, it's a delicious digestif.
@Ogrematic 3 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@thevideosinc 3 жыл бұрын
Love this channel
@86gopitt 3 жыл бұрын
How do these videos have so few views? They are HILARIOUS! I caught one from Reddit. Hopefully that helps the popularity.
@colbyallen9739 3 жыл бұрын
I dont normally like comment and sub but this channel needs to blow up! GL!
@unemployedwineguy 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Colby!
@maxuabo 3 жыл бұрын
He’s back so soon!
@seagains2631 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else just find this channel and are watching every one back to back from the back?
@ozone5100 3 жыл бұрын
Need to add Southern Comfort 100 to your list. Love your reviews! Oh, the memories..... If I had any left of my youth.
@brainrottedindividual 2 жыл бұрын
jäger rage is an insane state of mind to be in. when it's consumed without prejudice, chaos is sure to ensue.
@beezymeech 3 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU PLEASE DONT STOP
@kalevstheworld 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the couple thousand subs in a day hahaha
@devi0121 3 жыл бұрын
...the scent is so strongly ingrained in my brain, I am currently smelling it now.
@michaelhope666 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best new shows on the Tube.
@unemployedwineguy 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Michael! That means a lot!
@TwistedCakePops 3 жыл бұрын
So I'm going to need about 500 more of these videos.
@danielbickford3458 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Jagermeister, apparently there is a "mixed drink" called the smoker's cough. The smoker's cough is a shot of Jagermeister and a dollop of mayonnaise.
@danielbickford3458 3 жыл бұрын
@@LobstersLobsters the KZfaq channel "how to drink" does an episode titled cursed cocktails that's where I ran across this drink. The regret in the Man's eyes is directly proportional to the time in the video. The 16-minute Mark is quite the treat.
@jcbaber7521 2 жыл бұрын
Notice the cross behind the deer's head? An artistic way of saying "dear God".
@ddash9411 Жыл бұрын
“Ehhhgh I wanna punch a wall” 😂
@tinner5346 3 жыл бұрын
Nailed it!!!
@gustavgustaffson9553 3 жыл бұрын
I like my jäger warm, it makes it hit different
@grandprixxx94 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. You gotta review Pernod or Ricard. Keep up the great videos.
@kathendree1114 3 жыл бұрын
I will never stop watching your videos 🤣
@ramelep 3 жыл бұрын
Awesome video!!!
@memecream5834 3 жыл бұрын
His Jager days came out this episode
@MarieAvora 3 жыл бұрын
I've only ever had memory loss from alcohol once, and obviously it was Jaeger. Good stuff!
@italiansunrunner 3 жыл бұрын
"This obviously pairs with rage" Lol best description
@JacobStoneFilms 3 жыл бұрын
In college, our shelves were full of empty Jager bottles. This is accurate haha
@dead0barbie 3 жыл бұрын
the wall joke is transcendantal
@clevername1349 8 ай бұрын
Only clear memory is ice fishing on Panguitch Lake. As the Sun rose, 3 of us shared a 5th. I don't recall if we caught anything besides a buzz and a kickoff to what probably should've been a memorable day. I do, however, remember the next day. Profoundly.
@MicahMedia1 3 жыл бұрын
Subbed and looking forward to more videos
@ilikemusic5440 3 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to all my high school blackouts, if I could fucking remember them.
@almungos4076 3 жыл бұрын
I used to drink way too much of this.
@bradosborne4609 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who's choice of drink is Jager, 95% of this was too accurate 😅
@ryanberg4310 3 жыл бұрын
Loving the videos, if you enjoyed this you gotta try Underberg. What other drink comes on a bandolier?
@hanstoli6289 3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite drink. I can drink this straight. I am also ashamed of that.
@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is made to drink straight. It's not even 80 proof. It's a flavored liqueur, not a liquor. Jagger bombs were not the distiller's intention. Jagger predates energy drinks. Drink Gin, or even better Everclear 190 straight. Ya can't brag about drinking schnapps straight, lol.
@MrRedberd 3 жыл бұрын
@BahalaKa Iwankosayo Back in my day, every drink was some in some bomb form, lol. Jager can be enjoyed either way. I can't mixed energy drink and liquor like that anymore. Dr. Pepper does sound good. That's what I drink my rum with.😊 * @Han Stoli, I could've said that in a nicer way, sorry.*
@MetalPunk-gp6hi 8 ай бұрын
2:09 been there done that 🤣
@Nate689 3 жыл бұрын
@1:07 LMFAO THIS IS ME EVERYTIME I DRINK THIS!! And for some reason, it's still my favorite to do lol.
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