Maps I find USELESS

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Maps I find USELESS Subscribe with notifications 🔔 and check out my other KZfaq channels below! Find more terrible maps here: / terriblemaps @JackSucksAtLife @JackSucksAtStuff @JackMasseyWelsh @JackSucksAtClips
on JackSucksAtGeography we upload a range of easy to watch geography related games. We mainly play Sporcle games like "naming all 197 countries". I successfully learned all 197 countries and plan to learn more Geography trivia. On this channel I also play Geoguessr. This is a game that uses Google Street View to drop you in a random location and you have to work out exactly where you are on the worldwide map. Geoguessr was created in 2013. If you want to see more from Jack he uploads different content to many other KZfaq channels, linked above!
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@JackSucksAtGeography 2 жыл бұрын

sub for more map videos!

@MarkoBoyGamer 2 жыл бұрын

I already did 😎

@sheesh1502 2 жыл бұрын

Yoo

@gamingwiz1992 2 жыл бұрын

@ElOrange12 2 жыл бұрын

@DacalLP 2 жыл бұрын

i think you're running out of ideas, Jack but sure

@retcbn9894 2 жыл бұрын

I like bananas

@dyzium964 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so random… that I’ll give it a like

@best_finnish_cat 2 жыл бұрын

Good for u

@daquifa9981 2 жыл бұрын

Um ok?????

@Lizards291 2 жыл бұрын

I like u hot stuff

@retcbn9894 2 жыл бұрын

@@Lizards291 I now

@xshme 2 жыл бұрын

Kai jumping in with one post is me trying to reach the word count on my essay

@aabhas11111 2 жыл бұрын

Junping

@ahmadhamzah7238 2 жыл бұрын

Jumping*

@xshme 2 жыл бұрын

@@aabhas11111 whoops, typo my bad

@zevelgamer. 2 жыл бұрын

@@xshme all Gus mun

@MK-xc7pl 2 жыл бұрын

That’s true lol

@paczajteraz Жыл бұрын

5:36 in poland we dont walk on crosswalks, we teleport

@maybeanonymous6846 Жыл бұрын

5:25 this could be very useful for geoguessr

@_raffi Жыл бұрын

"Map of countries that use the mm/dd/yyyy date format" Jack: "As if it's only the US!" Belize: 'Am I a joke to you?"

@tiagodkmon Жыл бұрын

True

@ibaadiqbal6180 Жыл бұрын

US: I don’t even know who you are

@wta1518 Жыл бұрын

And he also says that only a handful of countries drive on the right when it's actually driving in the left that's a minority.

@wta1518 Жыл бұрын

@@SquarahKat I thought Canada used YYYY/MM/DD

@vouxess Жыл бұрын

us indonesia use that format

@andreii1610 2 жыл бұрын

Jack is actually right about the Namibian panhandle. Back when Namibia was a german colony the germans wanted access to the river so they could row on it to the indian ocean. But fun fact, the river passes through one of the of the biggest waterfalls in the world which means they couldn't row on it so it was all useless

@Mahoot 2 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the waterfall?

@andreii1610 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mahoot Victoria falls

@Mahoot 2 жыл бұрын

@@andreii1610 thanks!

@connecticutandrhodeisland 2 жыл бұрын

@@andreii1610 Of course

@Ninrender 2 жыл бұрын

@skylarharris-stuber1770 10 ай бұрын

0:18 maps i find inappropriate

@anabelacerqueira2165 Күн бұрын

4:18 They put North America with USA in USA-

@hrozba99 Жыл бұрын

3:35 thats nice

@suchanyasakhiranrat8932 8 ай бұрын

City called it both ways (Nice and Niece)

@hrozba99 8 ай бұрын

I didnt mean it like that but whatever... @@suchanyasakhiranrat8932

@paulwolter3186 2 жыл бұрын

The pedestrian map is actually useful for geoguessr

@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 2 жыл бұрын

True because now when you see a pedestrian sign on geoguessr you know roughly where it is. If you got given Poland on geoguessr and you saw a pedestrian sign you would know straight away that the country was Poland.

@bazibon1506 2 жыл бұрын

@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 As a polish person, you actually don't see a pedestrian sign a lot here

@timsonins 2 жыл бұрын

@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 I just picked up a random polish crosswalk, and the map is wrong

@KingToppy Жыл бұрын

@@colourfulcookiestopanimalt9008 what if he was not in a country in Europe?

@bfii9729 Жыл бұрын

the polish one is wrong, that staring person is only used in red crossing light

@boonanabanana 2 жыл бұрын

I am disappointed jack didn’t see Alabama being “ncest” in the us state with the first letter one

@jackson_willoughby 2 жыл бұрын

@atlaslogan750 2 жыл бұрын

Whats it supposed to mean?

@wms6101 2 жыл бұрын

@@atlaslogan750 That one Lynryd Skynyrd song.

@atlaslogan750 2 жыл бұрын

@@wms6101 Sweet Home Alabama?

@slyar 2 жыл бұрын

@@atlaslogan750 The act of having children with your close family

@coolroblocarson234 Жыл бұрын

Did anyone else notice that Jack called Zimbabwe Zambia?

@tooajittoquit 2 ай бұрын

Yes

@Fairy_Helen 6 күн бұрын

5:31 As a polish person, i see this as an absolute win

@Tuukkohakee 2 жыл бұрын

5:31 Oh god, I almost tought another arg was about to start.

@JxckTxylxr 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@mariotheundying 2 жыл бұрын

The standing person arg (all the clues in Poland)

@greyizv 2 жыл бұрын

when kai jumped in and reviewed the bonus map i thought he was going to do an arg type thing also

@PoissontCB_OFICIAL Жыл бұрын

What is arg fr

@maylinjx 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Kai took over Jacks video for a while, just because it wasn't on 8 minutes

@jellylover2502 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ElseyLC 2 жыл бұрын

Cos you get like 10% revenue if its under 8 pretty dumb

@wardmahmoud3632 Жыл бұрын

7:09 belize is highlighted

@adeemuff Жыл бұрын

05:35 basically, everyone tries to go away from Рoland

@hautelashbeaute3533 Ай бұрын

Uk: I’m not like those guys😎

@Galapagopuzzone 2 жыл бұрын

4:18 the fact that the USA fits in the USA make me laugh

@The-San-Francisco-Treat Жыл бұрын

Ikr😂😂😂😂

@Mag3.1415 11 ай бұрын

I mean TECHNICALLY

@csoxx 7 ай бұрын

7:26 I most definitely do not call frogs 'sausage leg demons' or 'elastic nightmares' lmao

@TrueJupiter6000 Жыл бұрын

6:25, New Zealand is the center of attention, Just like it deserves. Get it? Cuz New Zealand is in the center, WHATEVER

@GigaChad46 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: Bottle of water Jack: Bo'oh'o'wa'er

@thingman-s2828 2 жыл бұрын

more like every bri" ish person

@alysonwallace486 Жыл бұрын

All the bri"ish people be saying i" like tha"

@anneasmi Жыл бұрын

That joke died a long time ago

@elivandrisse 2 жыл бұрын

5:49 look at Alabama in the bottom right

@JacktheMarkerMaster_AUTTP 5 ай бұрын

Ncest

@AzanKhan-ti2jk 15 күн бұрын

It should be Labama

@Lkat. Жыл бұрын

6:57 actually Canada also uses mm/dd/yyyy simultaneously with dd/mm/yyyy so to avoid confusion if the day is below 12 we try to use yyyy/mm/dd but all three are valid.

@guythatsgoofy127 Жыл бұрын

1:29 in Texas you can carry a gun in your pocket without a permit but you need a permit to own an animal with a pocket.

@shivaniloknath9512 2 жыл бұрын

6:57 There actually is one other country that uses the mm/dd/yyyy The country is Belize and you can see it if you look closely at central america

@MarylandballProductions Жыл бұрын

I saw lmao

@nathanaelsadgrove 2 жыл бұрын

I always thought the "Nice people" map was a dig at the French and the nice people were in Monaco. 😂

@awoken_444 Жыл бұрын

imagine not recognizing the independence of monaco

@nathanaelsadgrove Жыл бұрын

@@awoken_444 ?

@Sussy5679 Жыл бұрын

@@nathanaelsadgrove ?

@andresrivera8618 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

@tristanreejakobsen6157 11 ай бұрын

yeah i also thought that

@Lavoslav69 Жыл бұрын

i want another video like this, thi is so good

@ruchiawasthi4174 13 күн бұрын

Have to say rewatching this Jack looks better now

@ZimVerse 2 жыл бұрын

"Earth Without Land" Is Like Cheese Burger Without Cheese.

@eastportland 2 жыл бұрын

It's like Garfield Minus Garfield. Better that way imo.

@JustAlfiee 2 жыл бұрын

I'm learning even more about Geography by just watching JackSucksAtGeography videos! epic

@valiant..6 2 жыл бұрын

Just incase you want to learn more, check drew durnil out!

@veryinactiveukmapping 2 жыл бұрын

hiiiiiiii

@madsvigan2898 2 жыл бұрын

What about mapmen

@JustAlfiee 2 жыл бұрын

@@madsvigan2898 yes! i love mapman

@sadedx 2 жыл бұрын

@@JustAlfiee mapwaifu

@duck2828 Жыл бұрын

Can you do a second one of these!!!

@HNewell1255 Жыл бұрын

At 6:57he said I assumed it was like driving on the right there was a few countries but there's only a few that drive on the left

@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 жыл бұрын

Drew Durnil: *We will watch your career with great interest*

@valiant..6 2 жыл бұрын

Omg You're the real Kimmy, I'm also waiting for Jack to react to maps moving in hoi4 or eu4

@nish3671 2 жыл бұрын

I just watched Drew's video and came here randomly

@painuzumaki5437 2 жыл бұрын

Hi. Supreme leader.

@AverytheCubanAmerican 2 жыл бұрын

4:29 Pretty sure this is what the EU thought Britain meant by Brexit

@HRTS4STARS 2 жыл бұрын

True lmao

@MS-ee5zj 2 жыл бұрын

thats what britain made it out to be lol

@clocky1 Жыл бұрын

"As if it's only the US" Belize: *Am I a joke to you?*

@rezople 9 ай бұрын

"What state are you from?" " *tah* " "That's a music note"

@harshalmali7058 2 жыл бұрын

5:31 the poland one is creepy thats why everyone seems to be walking away from it

@rafedewar4701 2 жыл бұрын

Except UK

@graceyoung8628 2 жыл бұрын

6:30 as a person who lives in New Zealand 🇳🇿 this makes me feel very happy

@AussieBall_Animations Жыл бұрын

Who knew Poland would be so scary when it comes to traffic

@AlphaFX-kv4ud Жыл бұрын

When Jack mentioned the creepy Poland pedestrian signs I immediately got an add for the movie scream

@markolivajaae 2 жыл бұрын

Love the whole "Maps I find ______" content, keep it up Jack!

@perhapsitsnoelle 2 жыл бұрын

nice profile pic

@HelloTouristcom Жыл бұрын

>:(

@didizaldo5613 2 жыл бұрын

7:05 Belize: hey I'm red too

@adriennegormley9358 Жыл бұрын

had to get a kick out of the Togo map. Bit of trivia: In the US there's a chain of sandwich shops called "Togo's", which started out min San Jose CA just south.of San Jose State University. BCk in 1970 I lived two blocks from the original, but the sign in front of the shop said "Submarine Sandwiches To Go". The people that introduced me to it called it "To Go's" for short, but the name eventually evolved to the one word Togo's. The guy that originally started it sold out in 1971, and the new owner not only incorporated but started franchising. I'd shopped at numbers 1, 2 (in a Sab Jose suburb named Campbell), 3 (in Santa Cruz near the boardwalk), and 4 (in Palo Alto not too far from HP world hq. After that, I lost count of which franchise locs popped up where. They're not as many stores as subway, but I prefer Togo's. Crest la vie.

@A75fromRLD Жыл бұрын

FROG IS FROG

@Purpledude420 22 күн бұрын

Lol

@bennajin3493 2 жыл бұрын

Glad that we got to see some of Kai!

@Roof_Gang 2 жыл бұрын

I'm now forever calling them jumpy green ninjas

@bagwipes 2 жыл бұрын

@eats.alotsof_ass 7:11 this dude

@creepsxx 2 жыл бұрын

@eats.alotsof_ass he’s the person who edits the videos

@coasterking4661 2 жыл бұрын

The fact I didnt even realised Ncest was Alabama for a sec 💀

@paperity7581 2 жыл бұрын

Im from alabama

@theredtiger1651 11 ай бұрын

1:47 woah Jack, what are you linking us too? Lmfao

@davidconnell1959 Жыл бұрын

The Polish signs are all hilarious. You could do a whole show. The one that warns about pedestrians shows a man flying through the air after bouncing off the front of a car. The children walking to school have triangular butts. We were driving the bus through central Poland and got a big chuckle out of an Uwaga! (Warning) sign that showed big black clouds with lightning bolts. Then, not five minutes down the road (this is really a true story), the sky went black and a lightning storm was all around us. But nothing beats getting to the shore in Namibia after hours and hours driving through a great big desert, and seeing a red warning triangle sign that said SAND!

@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 жыл бұрын

Belize who also is shown to use the mm/dd/yyyy format on the map: *It do be like that sometimes* While Belize is the only other one that's red, Philippines, Palau, and Micronesia also tend to use that format. The US colonized those places, so the American influence is still apparent.

@TopHatLollipop 2 жыл бұрын

Yes i saw that too

@GreenPB 2 жыл бұрын

Philippines uses both mm/dd/yyyy and dd/mm/yyyy but most citizens uses mm/dd/yyyy including me and dd/mm/yyyy is only used most of the time in food products

@yomiyuarts 2 жыл бұрын

From the Philippines here! Yep we use MM/DD/YYYY

@wolfclaw3366 2 жыл бұрын

Canada also uses mm/dd/yyyy although we also use yyyy/mm/dd

@GreenPB 2 жыл бұрын

@@wolfclaw3366 YYYY/MM/DD is also a good date format. I despise DD/MM/YYYY cuz it's really confusing

@aayushtyagi7598 2 жыл бұрын

3:20 New Zealand 🇳🇿:- Why are we still here? Just to suffer!

@kylevincentjeremywoo9606 Жыл бұрын

Small island: am nonexistent.

@MajesticMonkey7 Жыл бұрын

"Im going to north Antarctica" "Which part" "What? "

@rebeccaharrison5776 Жыл бұрын

7:16 who is that!?

@YoMaverickk Жыл бұрын

kai, jacks editor

@rebeccaharrison5776 Жыл бұрын

Oh ok

@MattTheViolaNinja 7 ай бұрын

Ohhh

@Mxrcxry 2 жыл бұрын

5:50, might wanna check alabama

@laineylain Жыл бұрын

what happened with it

@laineylain Жыл бұрын

why does it say that tho?

@mranima748 Жыл бұрын

@@laineylain incest is romantic/sexual relationships with relatives, and Alabama is known for incest

@craym Жыл бұрын

@@laineylain incest - aka alabama

@Mag3.1415 11 ай бұрын

@@laineylain*incest*

@kiwi1015 2 жыл бұрын

5:56 look at Alabama

@EadieMacfie463 Жыл бұрын

Was I the only one who noticed in the if the uk was next to Japan they forgot Northern Ireland

@gamingdino3970 Жыл бұрын

They said gb

@ilplolthereturn7525 Жыл бұрын

They said Britain. Northern Ireland is in Ireland not Britain

@PrezReni045 Жыл бұрын

7:09 Well, it’s like smallest to biggest but instead of the biggest amount of time it’s the biggest number that amount of time can be. There are 12 months, a possible of 31 Days, and and infinite amount of year numbers.

@MonsterIsABlock 2 жыл бұрын

0:04 The water which is not yellow: *Reality can be whatever i desire*

@nathaniel2904 2 жыл бұрын

6:33 Finally, a KZfaqr that appreciates New Zealander’s and our country

@ZADARGG 2 жыл бұрын

There is more KZfaqr Appreciate New Zealand

@MungBean335 4 ай бұрын

🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

@ShowerShitter-de4mc Ай бұрын

7:05 Says a man that uses stone as a form of measurement

@WatchPlayer521 4 ай бұрын

That strike will never be forgotten😂😂

@vaibhavkulkarni2444 2 жыл бұрын

At the moment the glitch effect happened and the screen went blank for a split second, I full expected a Kai ARG.

@nxyuu 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t express how happy I was when Kai pronounced Norfolk as “Nor-fik”

@weareafteryou3975 2 жыл бұрын

He is English right?

@nxyuu 2 жыл бұрын

@@weareafteryou3975 I've heard English people mispronounce it fairly often, but It's mostly just that Americans mispronounce it wayyy more often.

@ethandoesmusic 2 жыл бұрын

That's how you pronounce it? Interesting

@nxyuu 2 жыл бұрын

@@ethandoesmusic I don’t know if it’s there’s an official way, but it’s how most locals pronounce it.

@ethandoesmusic 2 жыл бұрын

@@nxyuu Ok. I never really tried to pronounce it so idk it's pronunciation

@ggg12360 Жыл бұрын

Congratulation to 800k Jack.

@KrisPBacon69 Жыл бұрын

6:55 I'm pretty sure the Philippines also uses mm/dd/yyyy.

@0638 Жыл бұрын

no?? they use dd/mm/yyyy

@KrisPBacon69 Жыл бұрын

@@0638 Nah bruh I'm a filipino and I live in the philippines, we use mm/dd/yyyy.

@0638 Жыл бұрын

@@KrisPBacon69 really

@Thisis_phil1234 2 жыл бұрын

3:50 the impostors are in there

@supernastja_art 8 ай бұрын

insert among us music

@ollytippett7050 2 ай бұрын

When de poster is sus

@prahthyushjayabalan5616 2 жыл бұрын

Hey Jack, I think you should learn the currency of every country of the world. Amazing content btw

@FazbearEntertainment414 11 ай бұрын

1:45 oh hell nah 💀

@jobrooks779 Ай бұрын

7:05 I went to grab something quickly and came back and thought jack shape shifted

@TheOrigamiGenius 2 жыл бұрын

2:00 The fish in rivers, lakes and ponds: Am I nonexistent?

@KoopaTroopa1 2 жыл бұрын

Was nice to see Kai make an appearance

@Georgina_Paige14 Жыл бұрын

"What do you call frogs in the uk " Me : " well , I call them frogs " Is it just me? 😂🐸

@Mr_Cloudy_Guy7426 Жыл бұрын

3:59 BIH:i want to have place with sea.Croatia:Just a little bit.

@infinitybros6552 2 жыл бұрын

5:44 He didn't catch the Alabama joke

@Ashlynn.pookie 2 жыл бұрын

0:23 I am wheezing😂

@footballanimation792 2 жыл бұрын

Easter Island: 🗿 Washington District of Columbia: 🍆 Stonehenge: 🦶

@buddyber Жыл бұрын

The mm/did/yyyy format one also included Belize

@Magnellics 3 ай бұрын

7:08 Belize: HEY DUDE I DO IT TUUUUU

@PurpleAmharicCoffee 2 жыл бұрын

6:39 Map perfection! 🇳🇿 🥝

@ItzPretzel 2 жыл бұрын

I found out I'm meant to be calling frogs "Alan" so... 🐸This is Alan!

@maxlovesdogs1551 Жыл бұрын

6:57 Jack Welsh: As If Is Only The US Belize: 😐 You Should Have Bought Glasses At That Time

@ItsAmro Жыл бұрын

Bro I didn’t see Belize the world map is not that good quality

@maxlovesdogs1551 Жыл бұрын

@@ItsAmro THEN GET GLASSES

@ItsAmro Жыл бұрын

@@maxlovesdogs1551 I said not that good Quality don’t be so mean

@maxlovesdogs1551 Жыл бұрын

@@ItsAmro ….. That’s Not What I Ment

@joelramos9826 Жыл бұрын

2:47 FINALLY PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ME

@kra_hme 2 жыл бұрын

Good job Kai that was great, been a while since we’ve seen you on Jacks channel

@ShiuMings 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe he missed Alabama in the states with no 1st letter…. Sweet home Alabama!

@insertname2insertsurname216 2 жыл бұрын

Drew also missed it

@Southkoreanpopcorn Ай бұрын

@@insertname2insertsurname216drew durnil?

@toxdazcubing 11 ай бұрын

7:06 I also use the mm/dd/yyyy format. I like in Canada.

@TheWholeCountryOfCanada Жыл бұрын

These maps can’t be as useless as the white crayon.

@Ashleyrandoms 2 жыл бұрын

3:11 Even Jack left New Zealand out

@DacalLP 2 жыл бұрын

The "Earth without land" map is like saying "Dream's music without the ear pain"

@Hamz_ 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@timtime1455 2 жыл бұрын

Fair

@calebcorrea7556 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed for a good 30 seconds after reading this

@David242Rblx 2 жыл бұрын

The music arent that bad that it can hurt ur ears

@prithviproduction4412 2 жыл бұрын

@@David242Rblx r/ihadastroke

@jackfalcon9964 Жыл бұрын

7:00 as an American i can explain not only why we use month day year format, but also why it’s the best way. In normal conversation, most if not all Americans say June 13th, 2020, not 13th of June 2020, so we write it like that to have consistency from such speech to writing.

@SportoYT 7 ай бұрын

Apparently I am from a city where Frogs parents unnecessarily call their kids “bob Hoskins”

@ellabella7621 2 жыл бұрын

1:38 so I'm not surprised that Wilbur Soot follows them, but George Russell???? Interesting to see what he gets up to when he isn't racing😂

@tiredpathos 9 ай бұрын

my thoughts exactly lol. i get wilbur with all his geoguessr videos but a freaking racer?

@oshit31 2 жыл бұрын

0:11 umm MASTERPIECE

@guitarboy1.011 Жыл бұрын

the way Jack just baby- splained all the jokes is hillarious

@Ottergaming26 18 күн бұрын

6:58 I live in America, and I think it’s great, after all you guys say (for example) may 9th 2024, that follows the mm/dd/yyyy format.

@imjustabloke 2 жыл бұрын

7:23 ah yes I'm a frog

@cbhorxo 2 жыл бұрын

3:06 What about New Zealand?

@Ilovecerburesmetabolism 9 ай бұрын

This is my favourite video from jacksucksatgeography

@idoyoutube2019 Ай бұрын

is this still ur fav video

@Max_and_countryballs 3 ай бұрын

3:14 Madagascar is probably another cat toy, the Northern Atlantic Ocean has a lot of islands and Antarctica is the floor

@worldwizardd 2 жыл бұрын

0:39 I don’t think this one is useless since it actually helped me find Kentucky on a map

@roecatgaming Жыл бұрын

Same I'm Indonesian and now nail every us state cause of the shape hints

@Frahamen 2 жыл бұрын

2:12 the thing is, it doesn't just include the border of the continents, it includes ALL THE LAND AREA. The point is how much of the world is water, in comparison to land.

@abhayrathore5953 Жыл бұрын

Not really, Central Asia isn't visible