Also Jack Sweeney: I want some Kombucha in my goddamn asshole.
@Nomad_Drifter5 жыл бұрын
It's great advice though. I'm thankful I didn't go to college right after school because I'd probably be super in debt with a writing/english degree I wasn't really passionate about. wasn't until I was 25 that I realized what I actually wanted to do.
@David-zl3bi11 ай бұрын
@@gialopez1699I WANT THE KOMBUCHA AFTER YOURE DONE WITH ENEMA
@bitchlasagna15 жыл бұрын
If you wanna know what CU Boulder is like: this dudes attitude perfectly embodies what the school feels like
@shaneortiz12104 жыл бұрын
is that good or bad
@hempwarlock4 жыл бұрын
uh oh
@flash49013 жыл бұрын
Stoned
@NateIngy3 жыл бұрын
I mean I'm rockin' with doing something you love and having a good time doing it lmao
@Noahjowow3 жыл бұрын
Noted
@alexhardie10845 жыл бұрын
boulder should pay you fr, best admissions directer of all time
@jackson.denzler.5 жыл бұрын
Alex Hardie fr
@mattisontaylor86185 жыл бұрын
Yes to the food expedition...Anthony bourdain style and everything
@justinsears79485 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m on the same level of baked as this dude
@jacob89885 жыл бұрын
justin sears impossible
@floridaman32415 жыл бұрын
Yur
@alexagrau17885 жыл бұрын
i literally laughed myself into tears when you talked about salad for 3 minutes
@masonhaddox5042 жыл бұрын
IKR I am probably gonna go to cu for 4 years to get my industrial engineering degree because I have 8 years of college for free because my dad was in the army..... so I want some fun at cu
@laneyhartin5265 жыл бұрын
Wow the way u described dorms as living in a simulation is so accurate
@coltonfrechette3774 жыл бұрын
I love how he mentioned weather and as someone who is originally from the Midwest (Chicago area) but has lived in Colorado most of their life. The weather in Colorado even in the winter is always beautiful and sunny and awesome. If you are coming anywhere from the northeast or the Midwest or the south, the weather will be incredibly nicer because there’s little to no humidity and Colorado has over 250 days of sunshine a year. Only if you are from Southern California or Arizona would I say it’s a downgrade but other than that it’s awesome.
@iarajones83265 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest I don't want to go to CU, but I find you so entertaining that I would probably watch you talk about nothing for 3 hours
@jackson.denzler.5 жыл бұрын
Iara Jones why don’t you want to Go to CU
@iarajones83265 жыл бұрын
JDECKLES I'm not from Colorado so tuition will be hella expensive and CU doesn't have classes that are good in what I'm interested on majoring.
@dickbutkus59305 жыл бұрын
Iara Jones major in business or Econ, all those artsy majors r stupid asf you’re gonna be making under 100k your whole life and be in hella debt... liberal arts majors suck unless it’s Econ
@becgg91795 жыл бұрын
@@dickbutkus5930 your reply is so ignorant af
@MikeHawk-s2g3 жыл бұрын
@@becgg9179 He worded it a bit too harshly, but it’s kinda true dude. The debt is just ridiculous. At least STEM, business and ECO majors can expect to be making close to six figures right out the gate, but I think an artist is better off spending that time perfecting their craft rather than getting into serious debt by taking classes that won’t help them that much.
@ddgoldsby5 жыл бұрын
“diverse” 😂 no offense i go to boulder and i’m the only black kid in every one of my classes. love the school tho
@avatarbornwrld4 жыл бұрын
Bro you got help me out, I’m black I’m going too
@medogerty60133 жыл бұрын
“At the University of Colorado, no two blokes are alike. Tell us about one of your identities and explain it’s significance” The supplemental essay was something along those lines this year
@meaganjones8875 жыл бұрын
"Get off my frat porch lawn"
@jackgiannini31325 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm dead. 8/10 location. Happiest place to live 🤣
@annawright78965 жыл бұрын
no one: jack: “tAkE a pAiNtiNg cLaSs”
@annagoosman37055 жыл бұрын
I am SO happy people are watching your vids. You have seriously skyrocketed and you deserve all of it. They’re so entertaining and straight up hilarious. Thanx for relieving my stress and anxiety✌🏻 And a HECK yes to Anthony Bourdain style vid
@lexxiewingo33055 жыл бұрын
Bro right when you said “who do you know here dawg” and I was instantly thinking about Cody Ko and Noel Miller saying that omg
@grey298254 жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up in Colorado near Boulder, be prepared that the weather is all over the place. It will snow in the morning and be 70 degrees by the afternoon.
@AntiMasonic933 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the weather changes up a lot in that part of Colorado.
@annabethbranch67565 жыл бұрын
I’ve been wanting to transfer to boulder for so long! Then...a boulder video is recommended? A sign!!
@janmoats70414 жыл бұрын
Anyone else looking for a reason other than the weed to justify the expense of living in boulder
@mirandanatale46483 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@averyjudith69033 жыл бұрын
LMAO ME TOO
@jordangomez40245 жыл бұрын
Yo as someone coming to CU from Georgia. Consider myself excited. And shit is expensive no lie
@adelleschwartzman15795 жыл бұрын
you were recommended to me like a month ago and i binge watch your videos when im bored lol its quality $hit you're basically me as a guy
@adelalghazwi82415 жыл бұрын
My name is Adel and im a guy lol
@adelleschwartzman15795 жыл бұрын
@@adelalghazwi8241 sick
@jackson.denzler.5 жыл бұрын
Lol I relate
@victoriadomiciano62475 жыл бұрын
“my entire mouth wants to throw up”
@kombooch3 жыл бұрын
Jack, this was the fucking funniest college review I've ever watched when you started talking about how you feel like you live in a simulation when you're in the dorms I spit water through my nose
@emmabelew-ladue84185 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly on salad
@emma-hl1tj5 жыл бұрын
im not even close to going to college, neither do i live in america but somehow i enjoy your videos so much i watch every single one
@athenarobles78675 жыл бұрын
I just committed to Boulder after taking a year off after I should've graduated HS to take classes at a community college and although I know people at the school, I've still been feeling nervous but I have a good feeling that I'm going to feel a lot better if I binge your video lmao
@yehkdoastlp43795 жыл бұрын
The self-motivation part is super real. That's what I struggle with here I have to drop this semester :(
@personnoun7086 Жыл бұрын
I have never heard a man's voice sound so stoned and so accurate to my school before in my life. Keep going 👌
@willmiller52935 жыл бұрын
Headed to CU next year and im lovin your vids!
@rishimayekar89555 жыл бұрын
Will Miller see you there!
@madisonmoore-lynch47023 жыл бұрын
that almost five minute convo about the salad was so accurate
@dramos1512 жыл бұрын
Do u go to Boulder?
@dawsonfish66283 жыл бұрын
“You can’t go wrong with an applesauce and a dumpling on a Thursday afternoon” Might be my new motto
@Kenkittie4 жыл бұрын
“I’m not qualified to give you life advice in any way” LMAO
@audreyearley89465 жыл бұрын
ur gonna send me to the iCU with those golden locks
@lillagirl3755 жыл бұрын
youtube-watchin-asses *i feel very personally attacked*
@lynnwade48675 жыл бұрын
wishing i applied to CU bc of those dumplings u talking about
@julialeary99005 жыл бұрын
I died when you said I sit in that blue chair and watch Planet Earth II because I’ve never related to something more
@keepitalivebro2 жыл бұрын
I find this uni experience pretty concerning but this is the vibe I’m looking for
@sam.wambamm4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you sold me on the school when you went on an entire rant about salad.
@jaypocaigue39972 жыл бұрын
I've lived away from home for almost a year, but travel was covered for my situation back then, as my 'gap' year comes to a close, I have to start thinking about making a living and attending in this August, and I'm very nervous about the finances alone. VERY nervous. Debt scares me, if I can manage financial aid and avoid loans, I'd feel so much better, but the drive alone to Boulder is driving anxiety out the roof, especially with how bad the roads got this past storm in the Southern half of Colorado, that wasn't hit nearly as hard as the Northern half.
@maggiepape15525 жыл бұрын
im junior in HS and if i go to Boulder it’s bc of u lol
@giumorbia3 жыл бұрын
Did you go??
@honestnuisance3 жыл бұрын
We need an update
@madiganjeffries15375 жыл бұрын
I want to go to CU but I have no clue what i want to do when I’m older, would this be a good college to figure it out at or should you only go here if you have a set idea?
@rowlesreels93099 ай бұрын
Yes go to this college and then to afrotc and you’ll be making more money than everyone else out of college, you get to fly planes and even after you quit your still getting paid
@jinn11914 жыл бұрын
his vibes are a vibe
@janiewilder47203 жыл бұрын
watching this during my gap year before community college, jack you should be proud
@jolie51945 жыл бұрын
why are you legit my favorite youtuber
@gmcgvb42234 жыл бұрын
we all know why they really happy there ;)
@saveeeeeee8883 жыл бұрын
Why?
@zakaryloreto65263 жыл бұрын
@@saveeeeeee888 the weed, I smell it everyday I go to the hill
@trentonlee20815 жыл бұрын
CU is my dream school, but there’s no way in hell I’m affording OOS tuition. Live in Texas, though, so UT Austin is pretty great ngl
@eleminoppee Жыл бұрын
I feel like this was an honest review, plus you don’t see to many guys giving reviews nowadays it’d always be some girl who’s REALLY excited
@ZEYARProductions4 жыл бұрын
“ people are nice until they drink” damm that’s too relatable
@katyskaty4855 жыл бұрын
I go to CU and always watch your vids we should meetup sometime love your vids
@thecookj454 Жыл бұрын
CU boulder has a very fratty and douchey social scene full of pretentious Californians and Colorado natives that think everyone is below them if they're not in greek life. Basically, if you're a guy and not in greek life and you want to party, you're going to have a hard time here. Not many people will say that but it's true. CU Boulder is a very cliquey school and can be difficult for students outside of greek life to make a lot of friends. If you're not joining greek life be prepared to be an ultra extrovert if you want to thrive here. Other than greek life dominating the party scene it's a pretty great school. Great location, good academics, tons of outdoor activities, lots of clubs, huge party scene.
@MissBamboo4005 жыл бұрын
I just finished my junior year at CU as a film major and I agree with many of these points 😂 Also, Sewall's waffle machine is dope
@nickolaslarson87052 жыл бұрын
I’m looking at San Diego State University. Right now that is the school that is at the top of my list.
@jordannicole35635 жыл бұрын
so pumped to go to Boulder next year. love your vids 😂💛
@RedXenos5 жыл бұрын
I toured boulder yesterday and I’m thinking off going there this video helped
@mrbubblz17535 жыл бұрын
“Who do you know here dawg?”🤣🤣
@reesegreiner63385 жыл бұрын
Left Right Tim Improv Comedy at CU Every Friday at 8:30 PM in Hale 270 We love you.
@13livslife5 жыл бұрын
Bro this was hilarious and really helped me get a good idea of what CU Boulder is like thanks haha
@leilaarizmendi5955 Жыл бұрын
the way he talks about food is so real
@fisheromen184 жыл бұрын
Considering a phd from UC boulder in fall 2020. I found this video hilarious and really helpful. Thanks!
@gabysheldon39465 жыл бұрын
you should do a campus tour basically for me ahaha
@lexxisteel5 жыл бұрын
only found ur channel while looking up stuff about cu boulder might go there as a transfer student next year from the bay lmao, but youre funny as shit keep postin this good content B)
@giamariebeltran15895 жыл бұрын
i recently found you and i already love you!!!!
@naiakiki5 жыл бұрын
I was a naropa kid, but went to a few cu parties and agree about the war zone vibe....it felt pretty rapey to me and once I had to threaten a frat dude with a knife because he hit my 100lb friend chelsea for no reason and then we walked a mile home in the rain.
@harukaa_45563 жыл бұрын
My sister got accepted to cu boulder and she gonna have dorms. Me now gonna be alone so sad.
@esperanzacabrales51703 жыл бұрын
im applying and i love how unfiltered u r
@allydr905 жыл бұрын
Boulder is diverse compared to other Colorado towns. Boulder is about 80%+ white. Colorado is pretty white. Denver has some level of Diversity but it's white everywhere else.
@andyda61935 жыл бұрын
i wanted to go to cu but out of state is deathly expensive:(
@erickang10984 жыл бұрын
Financial aid?
@janeelwalters95095 жыл бұрын
Im going to cu Denver and somehow I found myself on your page...you’re deadass the funniest person 😂😂
@alexmurphy52892 жыл бұрын
Half the reason CU sucks is the rich kids from California. Who willingly moves next to the Rocky Mountains, has their parents pay out of state tuition and then complains about the winter?
@woodmanbrown31143 жыл бұрын
This tells me more about you than about the school.
@Dr.Sortospino5 жыл бұрын
CU student since 2014 here. you will see that the winter is waay longer that you think. snow storms also in end of april. but then It's gorgeous. ah, then, the city because of google economic bubble is kind of dying. in 2015 there were tons of people on pearl street almost every night. now...puff. once was so cool. but still a good place where to live :D
@AmazingStoryDewd7 ай бұрын
I love snow so that's not a problem for me
@abigailhayman10355 жыл бұрын
No one: Jack: "random cuss word" dawg
@hannahmiller2915 жыл бұрын
i’ve never heard someone say dank so many times 😳😳
@gideonaigner11604 жыл бұрын
I already wanted to go to CU Boulder, but this made me want to go more.
@rupertolot32845 жыл бұрын
Just got admitted to Boulder for the Fall 2019 Gonna be fun (I hope) love ur videos btw
@tarrenjayden45495 жыл бұрын
Literally watched first 5 seconds and subscribed
@Zeynep999-o5e6 ай бұрын
thinking of doing masters in cu boulder let’s see what happens 🤞🏻
@marquisecole11985 жыл бұрын
can you make a video about “boulderland” and why it’s called that and the fashion there
@fionafarley27265 жыл бұрын
As someone currently eating my second round of grab and go dumplings with a Yerba mate I feel personally called out
@connorball45195 жыл бұрын
Fucking legend. Makes me even more excited to go back home to Boulder this year
@michellecameron71305 жыл бұрын
love you!
@jacksweeney5 жыл бұрын
😌😌😌
@rezamehrzad51285 жыл бұрын
The most honest person out there.
@TheFootballPlaya5 жыл бұрын
Yo Xander get your boy.
@CarolBarrel5 жыл бұрын
Did you cry when you saw the buffalo for the first time cause I did, it was an emotional experience
@hinagoto65205 жыл бұрын
I love how honest you are lol
@xspiderz52392 жыл бұрын
9:00 bro got juciewrld playin in the back 10/10
@ajmcq67375 жыл бұрын
dope vid.. im trying to go to cu but it is expensive af lmao---You should make a party vid
@jessemcceney27305 жыл бұрын
The frat parties aren’t fun for you cause you’re not in a house bro. Obviously it’s not a good time standing outside in the cold not being allowed in.
@deerine5 жыл бұрын
I'm already committed to a school in Chicago, I honestly don't know why I'm watching this but 10/10 review
@teabt4324 жыл бұрын
u just reminded me i have to catch up on simi valley! totally forgot abt that show thank u
@unclenegan66943 жыл бұрын
can anyone tell me if i can get in based off my gpa and courses
@hotiehotiehotie1015 жыл бұрын
1 tesla model 3 a year is rough
@evelynkiehfuss43115 жыл бұрын
omg i go to CU too!
@alial-ahmed96345 жыл бұрын
OMG WHAT ARE THE ODDS
@SuperHorseman225 жыл бұрын
I went to fort lewis college back in the day and my four years total was only 20 k not 30k every year.
@SuperHorseman225 жыл бұрын
But I graduated in 2006 when you were 5 lol
@MaddieHart1112210 ай бұрын
I live in Colorado!!
@jacksonsmith56685 жыл бұрын
I committed to CU. If you don't party at the frats. where do you party instead?
@jacksweeney5 жыл бұрын
house parties or you can go saki bombing
@pheonixjered88014 жыл бұрын
I’m watching with my dad Him: fuckfuckfuckfuck
@eseluh5 жыл бұрын
I went on tour today and I’m lowkey scared lmaooo
@sarahknight92395 жыл бұрын
these cu videos could genuinely not be less relevant to me as someone from and going to university in australia. guess you're just funny as fuck
@fallenrobinchase4205 жыл бұрын
You said spinach tomatoe salad and I gasped and then you said to drown it in ranch and I died. I was always called a freak for eating it 😂