epic gmod fruit shop

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I tried to open my epic fruit shop in gmod on and got some funny highlights
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@Yahiamice 4 жыл бұрын

actually, the main reason the kiwis were worth 5 mil is because they're endangered. this is so sad

@wozahh 4 жыл бұрын

oh.

@palabeaver 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man people really like eating kiwis for some reason. I dont understand them. Kiwis are cute so why eat them :(

@mynamechegg7939 4 жыл бұрын

You know Australia lost a war to them

@sals2196 4 жыл бұрын

@@mynamechegg7939 that was Emus

@jasonhugo6832 4 жыл бұрын

@@mynamechegg7939 did you watch sam 'o nella

@Kukakkau 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine that in court Victim: "This man mugged me then shot me" Judge: "So, did you mug this man?" Thief: "Yes, but he only handed over a dollar" Judge: "He did WHAT? I feel sick! The fruit vendor is fined 25k awarded to the back alley mugger. Case closed"

@Jackpauler4lyfe 4 жыл бұрын

No it was the random citizen who risked his life protecting the salesman who was fined 25k, which is even worse

@graphite7898 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jackpauler4lyfe Right? I don't fucking understand these servers, what the hell, that entire bit pissed me off more than it should.

@johanness3850 4 жыл бұрын

yeah i also wanna point out that if they are banning counters. when mugged you have three responses: refuse (and get banned for failrp) give money counter (and apparently get warned then banned) and nobody else is even allowed to help you which means it is literaly against the law to not give them money, and therefore it is perfectly reasonable to mug every person you see on the street and they literaly cannot argue or they get banned.

@chaoticrevenge7950 4 жыл бұрын

I remember one time I was a gun dealer selling guns on top of a building and a pair of guys decided to try and mug the gun store. So I shot and killed both of them and then got kicked for failRP. Was really annoying

@iwiffitthitotonacc4673 4 жыл бұрын

My friend is trying to get me to play on these servers. I think I'll stick to Quake.

@underlicounorthstar732 4 жыл бұрын

"5 mil but i give you 99% discount, so its only 50k" Ah yes, The negotiator

@MrBigCookieCrumble 4 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you put all your stats into charisma and trade.

@Acceleration50 4 жыл бұрын

Ngl, I was kinda tempted to give him the 50k and I wasn't even the one playing

@MiguelPBlueFox 2 жыл бұрын

*CARISMA 100*

@unnamedguy9517 2 жыл бұрын

It was only 90 precent discount

@Vyclops Жыл бұрын

@@MiguelPBlueFox carisma

@geograymon55 4 жыл бұрын

"You can't counter in this server." So, you're telling me that if I want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand and someone tries to mug the stand owner I can't kick his ass?

@rumory 4 жыл бұрын

the rules are gay and the admins are gayer

@Dogman_35 4 жыл бұрын

Yep. Welcome to DarkRP. The gamemode's motto is "Fuck you, enjoy your stay."

@northernleigonare 4 жыл бұрын

@@rumory I know the new generation is more diverse but this is getting out of hand. Now there are 2 of them.

@northernleigonare 4 жыл бұрын

They are kids and most likley friends. That or the admin is just a douche and does not get that "rules" the server have are as broken as their logic.

@Mr_Wallet 4 жыл бұрын

No Leo, I'm telling you that if you want to buy a hotdog at a hotdog stand while legally carrying a firearm and then someone else 4 feet in front of you uses a gun to fucking brain the hotdog stand guy, you can't eliminate the active shooter. Which is, of course, not true in any jurisdiction on the planet, so it's not for RP reasons...

@monotoneexcitement 4 жыл бұрын

“You have ten seconds” *starts countdown at 5*

@scythe2534 4 жыл бұрын

Big brane

@ryancyanide1601 4 жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@naranciaghirga7279 4 жыл бұрын

It just works It’s king crimson’s abili-

@UserNoble 4 жыл бұрын

And then skips 2

@kay1a_0606 4 жыл бұрын

"5, 4, 3, 1, 2”

@gentleshark972 4 жыл бұрын

I love how these servers work: "Oh someone is getting mugged, I will save him risking my life!" "ok so you have to pay 25000 dollars to this criminal because you were defending his target" WHAT

@danielbalogh9429 4 жыл бұрын

What i dislike the most is how Jameskii was trying to buy kiwis and the mugger ruined it, yet jameskii isnt allowed to interact with it?!?! He was already buying the kiwis????

@lilthreegame7991 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's always stupid, that's why I stopped playing. It's a cesspool of little kids and people who go crying to the admins when everything doesn't turn out perfectly for them. "I mugged a dude in the middle of the street and someone stopped me. pay me money!"

@carson.4612 4 жыл бұрын

The guy getting mugged drop 1 dollar so why doesn’t he also have to pay 25k? Makes no sense at all

@lijew 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the UK to me

@pootislord3112 4 жыл бұрын

its not even rp

@nurizza03 4 жыл бұрын

“DAYUM DAYUM BOY” That makes me laugh so hard

@Entwoam 4 жыл бұрын

Same just the way he says it

@BamHurgr 4 жыл бұрын

Same i think I got a six pack from that XD

@calvinclorox7348 4 жыл бұрын

i never laughed so hard in my life i wheezed for like 20 seconds straight

@sydneyernst3523 4 жыл бұрын

56u1 yt? 5

@JJ_0134 4 жыл бұрын

BamHurger lmaoo

@bantot1296 4 жыл бұрын

5:26 I just like how they fought saying *_"DAYUM"_*

@rybils6947 3 жыл бұрын

Dayum

@ZanyZaineyZainer Жыл бұрын

Dayum

@scrwd4568 4 жыл бұрын

I love how you find Gmod servers that have laws which all boil down into: "no fun allowed"

@muhnoodles 4 жыл бұрын

Gmod's really went down the drain over the years, it's just whiny kids that play it now

@LioTangg 4 жыл бұрын

@@muhnoodles Didn't really change, only difference is that most of us used to be the whiny kids

@graphite7898 4 жыл бұрын

@@LioTangg Spot on, it's the same, just we now get to witness what we were like with a new generation.

@Dogman_35 4 жыл бұрын

It's not exactly hard to find when this is literally every server. And this isn't even the "serious" RP servers, those are the ones that get off on banning you for _accidentally crouching._

@somekeyboard5282 4 жыл бұрын

Hey dude the server is fun it's that he cuts out the fun parts.the server gave my brother 11 warns now he is one the server's most favorite player.

@jayjay_lee 4 жыл бұрын

Next video: "I managed to sell gamer gingerman bath water"

@errorcode991 4 жыл бұрын

69th like 😂

@franz_. 4 жыл бұрын

Snorlax vibin

@el-yerba-buena9678 4 жыл бұрын

Whit cookie crumbs?

@campionedi1764 4 жыл бұрын

Insert Belle Delphine Miniladd memes

@ProfessorWumbology 4 жыл бұрын

CampioneDi17 yuck

@race10ftw 4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know Kiwis took a murder, an admin, a dollar, and $25k to obtain

@superboxes69 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah for a gun he lost

@Zomboik 10 ай бұрын

and he didn't even get a kiwis

@JJ_0134 4 жыл бұрын

5:17 - 5:43 One of the funniest moments I've seen on your channel lmfaoo *DAYUM*

@rybils6947 3 жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@agrizzlybearwithinternet6090 3 жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@neptunehuios 2 жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825 2 жыл бұрын

DAYUM BOY

@totallyunfunny5854 2 жыл бұрын

DAYUM

@frunk468 4 жыл бұрын

brd: "I'm in a sit" James: "You're standing"

@fireblossom2 4 жыл бұрын

I love how the first server he tried to join was a server he got previously banned on for becoming the president and building a wall for like 3 seconds.

@Insertname124 4 жыл бұрын

"so, what are you in for?" "i killed a robber without first giving him the money he was trying to steal"

@jan-doez-animationz2212 3 жыл бұрын

5:17 gets me every time

@owencousins5409 4 жыл бұрын

Admin: Then he shot you after 3 warnings *turns around* Jameskii: B O O

@inuush 4 жыл бұрын

Yes that's what happens in the video, good job.

@thegamblershunt 4 жыл бұрын

@@inuush thank you someone else who understands how stupid these comments are

@whoami724y 4 жыл бұрын

@@thegamblershunt its just a joke dude lmao

@thegamblershunt 4 жыл бұрын

@@whoami724y yes a joke already made in the video

@BakaTaco 4 жыл бұрын

@@thegamblershunt Correct, but it's still a joke.

@anarchy6583 4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Jonathan Schlatt is a multi-billionaire and still 90,000 in dept

@voyaqe 4 жыл бұрын

Boo

@Dogman_35 4 жыл бұрын

He's refusing to pay out of spite

@hiddensinix2767 4 жыл бұрын

Tobi *Dept*

@anarchy6583 4 жыл бұрын

@@hiddensinix2767 H O W

@UCmDBecUtbSafffpMEN3iscA 4 жыл бұрын

@@anarchy6583 I almost mistook "Dept" as department, since most cops use that shortened term. But you're talking about the money, so it should be "Debt" lmao

@redssign 4 жыл бұрын

Dude that got scammed: "I'm in a sit, I can't accept the hit" Jameskii: "but you're standing"

@Wildcard-Jack-47 4 жыл бұрын

0:38 I remember seeing the reason of “nah fam” in one of his getting banned from Gmod videos

@Elf_Pyro 4 жыл бұрын

10:27 wait did that admin just say he was lying to you to scare you into giving him money?

@kaptein1247 4 жыл бұрын

he did indeed

@ludos1963 4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Gmod stupid admin ;)

@merekm2957 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah seems like the admins was friends with that thief, people like them are why dark rp is shit

@SirArii 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah neonlink is full of shitty admins but polar lmao

@gummy2955 4 жыл бұрын

he could report him to the head admin then

@GuyMan4U 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm just gonna warn you then." "I actually can't warn for that I was just trying to scare him into giving your money back." what a shit admin lol

@BrotherBarakiel996 2 жыл бұрын

The admin was probably that dude's friend, what a bunch of cockturtles lol.

@untipicostormtrooper2098 4 жыл бұрын

Fun: **Exist** Admins: n o

@meta6312 Жыл бұрын

4:04 "I'm in a sit" James-"Your standing"

@S0M3T1NGW31RD 4 жыл бұрын

Who heard at the end go boo it scared me now and I'm under my wardrobe with a hoover

@OriUsername 4 жыл бұрын

On this episode of people who take there Gmod roleplay server way too seriously

@junatah5903 4 жыл бұрын

And now for the weather.

@Kapin05 4 жыл бұрын

it's not even roleplay, they call an admin whenever someone breaks the law lmao

@grimble6969 4 жыл бұрын

Straight after this short Business break by Jameskii. Also Their*

@hoshitoshi 4 жыл бұрын

Gmod server admins when they see fun: _THE BAN HAMMER HAS SPOKEN_

@bh_x4852 4 жыл бұрын

4:04 “I’m in a sit” jameskii: “you’re standing”

@work396 4 жыл бұрын

When you stop all e learning to watch Jamskii

@isaiahmiles3663 4 жыл бұрын

Damn you caught me

@tobe6618 4 жыл бұрын

robus

@tobe6618 4 жыл бұрын

robux

@gaborfenesi6701 4 жыл бұрын

Im here while im in Teams with teacherXD

@csscritical8432 4 жыл бұрын

like if this is literally you

@fromtheotherguy3284 4 жыл бұрын

Gmod server: *any item that exists* Jameskii: *STONKS*

@zollolz 4 жыл бұрын

I was watching your old gmod videos today and hoping you uploaded another one soon, and here you upload one))

@benrunge3730 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna count down from 10” Proceeds to count down from 5

@denosd1302 4 жыл бұрын

The server at the start is when you blocked someones house and then removed it 1 second later because an admin came over

@rukasu1 4 жыл бұрын

admin: you stole this guy money? james:*n o : )* *the guy: yeah*

@Sub-pi8cb 4 жыл бұрын

James- “You see this guy he is a businessman” *Shows picture of jschlatt*

@cilantromcghee3092 4 жыл бұрын

He sounded so sad when he said "I wanted those kiwis :("

@phospenguillite8895 4 жыл бұрын

"your loss is our sauce" my man that quote right there frightens people,the pizza's nice though what sauce you use for it?

@wozahh 4 жыл бұрын

your loss*

@spoopyshark4964 3 жыл бұрын

grinded up fetuses

@Briesuke 4 жыл бұрын

Did Jameski really just challenge Schlatt in business? Honey, you got a storm coming.

@travelsizedarchie 4 жыл бұрын

Schlatt is the monstrous force of the gods sent down to punish us. I am referring to the disaster video on slimecicle’s channel

@treeninja8924 4 жыл бұрын

“All if you know I’m a amazing businessman” Tom Nook: you underestimate my power.

@northernleigonare 4 жыл бұрын

4:34 where the giggles begin.

@Cookieboss1213 4 жыл бұрын

immagine having a dark rp server and not letting people counter a mug/raid

@happypunky4129 4 жыл бұрын

That was ridiculous lol, whoever made the rules in that server shouldn't be allowed to make servers anymore.

@-_-2305 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm stealing your stuff and if you kill me or defend your stuff I'll get you banned".

@franz_. 4 жыл бұрын

5:27 *honestly I would join the fight and also say DAYUM*

@Jabroney 4 жыл бұрын

James' laugh is so contagious it could cure the virus

@keepplays5451 2 жыл бұрын

when yahimice said 'dayum' 5 times i just couldnt hold in the laughter

@nuggetboi3462 4 жыл бұрын

This is the only eLearning we need. He’s gonna teach us all economics

@floof4276 4 жыл бұрын

Jameskii: I’ve sold babies Me: oh that’s bad Jameskii: I mean baby pizza Me: that’s even worse!

@UrikaTractor 3 жыл бұрын

"and this time, i managed to make five million dollars in just one minute onto the server." *cuts to clip of him mugging an admin*

@ModestasStoncius 2 жыл бұрын

11:25 Boo makes me laugh so hard.

@CptRussiaXD 4 жыл бұрын

I often forget how chaotic this game is...well I know what I'm doing for the next 12 hours again

@stefanm.734 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he still says "advices" even after all these years.

@itzfatihhgaming4927 2 жыл бұрын

5:25 made me laugh so hard

@kylebb1901 4 жыл бұрын

Hitman: “I’m in a sit.” Jameski: “ You’re standing.”

@allien.777 4 жыл бұрын

Seeing Jameskii throw shade at a successful business man such as Jschlatt is the crossover is something i never expected.

@delicatehumanoid7070 4 жыл бұрын

“Nah fam” most American response I’ve ever heard

@pootislord3112 4 жыл бұрын

fune america

@SavageLynelButtPlug 4 жыл бұрын

People used to say fam in the UK too, like a decade ago.

@panzhubnikaz7335 4 жыл бұрын

@@SavageLynelButtPlug yeah. Thats main proof that Murica is faaar behind UK.

@_________________404 4 жыл бұрын

The UK version is: "OI MATE, NO"

@evieinfinite 4 жыл бұрын

how is that american? Seems more UK to me.

@jadHalabi 4 жыл бұрын

Love your videos!

@agreyghost 4 жыл бұрын

The sheer essence of this video actually made my computer blue-screen. Nice job, James

@mariano7382 4 жыл бұрын

9:20 I LOST MY SHIT LMFAO

@conorcasey4720 4 жыл бұрын

“successfull buisness man” *EVERY TIME HIS BUISNESS FAILS*

@Frost-bv2ue 4 жыл бұрын

which is never

@zombieplushproductions4892 4 жыл бұрын

Jamesky gmod best series

@sebastianroberts3988 Жыл бұрын

Hey keep it up your doing great and Im so happy you reached 2mil subs.

@ITSPOKIMOON 4 жыл бұрын

Jameskii: “boo” Me: “do the juice world”

@grockburten 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq “glitched” Jameskii’s youtube so that he can’t be the next PewDiePie to Americans

@JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 2 жыл бұрын

James isn't American, also is that Marksman?

@KurdistanLazo 4 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE

@gucciman6435 2 жыл бұрын

LOVE UR VIDS

@duke7897 4 жыл бұрын

I’m watching this while *eating baby pizza*

@crystalzzxx 4 жыл бұрын

omg sameee

@MeiskatVEVO 4 жыл бұрын

*Banned* Reason: "Nah fam"

@mattson4552 4 жыл бұрын

Jameskii whispering kiwis might be the cutest thing I've ever seen a grown man do

@DewepOxR 4 жыл бұрын

I swear these gmod rp dudes be livin' in their own world

@homience8137 4 жыл бұрын

* Jameskii gets 5 millions * Jameskii: *stonks*

@e90_arif 4 жыл бұрын

this is my main server, yes the staff is actually like this

@Aethelos 4 жыл бұрын

Why is God's name is this your main server, then?

@italiangarbageposting 4 жыл бұрын

leave that server

@warwolffritz8385 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like pain

@therepublicofbananas7516 4 жыл бұрын

Jschlatt is the best businessman, if not then a close second with the Jameskii

@jargozle5393 4 жыл бұрын

This is a good video Haven't had a good laugh in a while

@memelord1030 4 жыл бұрын

i want to know what went down at the end afterwards lmao

@stillmissheridkwhy 4 жыл бұрын

5:26 I like it haahahahaha

@theanothermysteryoso4222 4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that part where that Arms Dealer(TaterTot) immediately throwing a tantrum, it is freakin' priceless.

@strateupgamr7 3 жыл бұрын

5:17 *YOUR FEELINGS CHANGED LIKE THE WEATHER* *WENT FROM CLEAR TO GREY* *ON THAT CLOUDY DAY*

@domix0n205 4 жыл бұрын

"Every single one of you already knows that i'm a successful business man" *Your loss is our sauce*

@northernleigonare 4 жыл бұрын

I kind of feel bad for Jameskii, then I realise hes doing it for the giggles, then I feel bad that logic does not exist in Gmod DarkRP.

@nevonicwolf4827 4 жыл бұрын

Glad to be the 2% subscribed maggot, keep up the good work!

@JeremyShibby 4 жыл бұрын

That Donkey Kong music brought me back. I love it lol

@tryxd3089 4 жыл бұрын

2:06 reminds me of the old counter strike video from 13 years ago

@JoeKurr5 4 жыл бұрын

Hmm I wonder why? It’s like it’s on purpose...

@revilno Жыл бұрын

And it’s Yahiamice

@headflap7569 3 жыл бұрын

lol Jschlatt has now been banned from a server for doing business

@takedakang7043 4 жыл бұрын

yo james it was my bday a day ago, but i like ur content so keep it upmy man :)

@quae6843 4 жыл бұрын

Jameskii and Jschlatt? This is the crossover I need!

@theturbogenics7040 4 жыл бұрын

5:26 I swear I'm cracking up

@genjii5803 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, The first thumbnail is a elmo skin with a creepy gingerbread mask. what could go wrong?

@AtomicRobloxProductions 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't have a gun." *Holding an AK47* Oh yeah, it's going to be a good video. Glad to see one of your uploads again James!

@accountname6272 4 жыл бұрын

More gmod yess!

@pixalosh 4 жыл бұрын

Remember teletubbies? this is them now. Watch till the end for the answer!

@JesusLove3573 4 жыл бұрын

Is anyone else watching youtube all day while stuck at home???? Also don’t… actually, bother. You’ve seen this before. But this one’s different.

@joshuawilliams9087 4 жыл бұрын

im not the only one

@dapperboi9905 4 жыл бұрын

How does it feel like to be first

@locky5130 4 жыл бұрын

i just stopped watching hentai because of this

@BiaxialSnake 4 жыл бұрын

your vids are so funny xD

@TheDeath0fDucks 4 жыл бұрын

5:17 We all knew what was coming when we heard that music, but D A Y U M B O I

@MelRosewood 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed something. When he said “-FUCK ALONE!” He opened his mic halfway through that sentence. So that leads me to believe: during that period when he stared at James with malicious intent he actually started saying “LEAVE ME THE _FUCK ALONE!_ “ And so if he opened his mic earlier that moment wouldn’t have been the same. Just a small observation.