I cry everytime.

best quote of all time really

Yes yes

recently Angry Joe is pissed towards Madden 15, because of it's "new" features, such as tackling, defense, and many more.

Me too.

Cesar Gonzalez don't forget all the stats.

Yesterday's El Clasico was a 2-2 draw. For Barcelona, Luis Suarez and Lionel Messi scored. For Real Madrid, Cristiano Ronaldo and Gareth Bale.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz ninja pie

Cesar Gonzalez and a lot of sports games require math for score and skill of players. So I agree HOW aren’t they nerds

I used to play Baseball and Football in Elementary, and now I'm one of the biggest nerds I know.

Rip

2004,2005,2006,2007.....3007,30008,400000,5000000

@@joedirtbag6662don't forget Madden (Null)

Madden 100 B.C

Madden 08

It is a very sweet line.

As blunt as an atom *BOMB*

yup, good set up

Fuck fuck FUCKIN FOOTBALL

best over hype ever

@@afinnishfishnet7366 *_BEEEEE SCHEVENTEEEN BAWMBER_*

*insert Ninja Sex Party song "Danny Don't you Know"*

NerdyRulerz ok

*Don't You Forget About Me starts playing* The Breakfast Club

Yeah me too. Im a nerd for life.

It's funny how accepted being 'nerdy' is these days. I always like to think just how much of a hypocrite that guy who kicked other kid's asses for playing duh vidya gaems back in the 80's is, or for collecting pokemon cards in the 90's. These dumbfucks are probably playing COD while they wait on Pokemon GO right now.... XD Or drinking themselves blind while beating their children for not making varsity. Either case, they're pretty pathetic. >__>

It is something that makes me laugh

LOOK AT THIS GRAPH 📈

@@Elias___ Look at this giraffe.🦒

​@@number1musichater430*ahem* GRAPH!

@@Elias___Look at this BAR GRAPH

The Atari ball sprite is only a single pixel (square). Very limited technology

It's a cool reference to his Pong Games episode, too!

@@electrictroy2010 So, it's still before circles were invented... ... For video games.

As Frank as Frankenstein as blunt as an atom bomb

No Quarterback, Dime-back, *NickelBack!*

Great Moment it is :)

Just plain ass, normal everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a coach, not named after the refrees, pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, SIMPLE, ORDINARY, UNINBELISHED, UNMISTAKEABLE, CRYSTAL CLEAR, AS FRANK AS FRANKENSTEIN, AS BLUNT AS AN ATOM BOMB, ONE COMPOUND WORD, ITS MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS OF BITCHES, FUCK FUCK FUCKING, *F O O T B A L L !*

Annnnnnnd it's one of the worst games I've ever played.

Then the immortal video arrives.

The best delivery in the series.

Best moment with the john madden thing. :')

I like that episode 200 references this moment

Nah

What do ya know. Football can be a drug in a way.

Mustve been a long time ago they won their last two superbowls

Must’ve been 2001 because that was the last time and the only time they lost a super bowl

It’s the same for my dad but with hockey and when the jets lost in the playoffs last year he threw an ashtray at the tv and broke the screen it was a CRT tv too it was a heavy ashtray

Small world

I don't understand why there are so many hockey games, football, soccer .. either.

​@@louistournas120because people buy them every year even if they're garbag, they'd be throwing away money not releasing them yearly

Just Michael Actually pop is dying to lack of innovation.Metal and rock are fine. Forget about hipster "indie rock" bands, nobody who is not on xanax like them.

Collin Squires SLAYER!!!!

Iron maiden would be sweet or slayer.

Collin Squires I feel him

Even though I’m not into that kind of music, It fits in a lot more than shitty pop songs. And I thought the super bowl was supposed to be intense.

**insane lauhg**

**insane luagh**

Rip goat

RIP Pelé

same😂😂

Never knew James Rolfe knew a little bit of Pokémon when he made this video.

Wafflekingdor better than Doug who insults it without giving it a try

Such a great analogy!

I'd play that.

bEEEE sevenTEEN bOmBeRrrrr

Don’t forget 08

What about 08 the objectively best one

Madden 06 and 10 for me

O yes. Totally original. Not complete copies of each other

I CANT UNHEAR IT. DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUEHEDUDUD

Holy crap how did I get so many likes?!?!

@@zombies4evadude24 no

@@zombies4evadude24 72 likes is nothing, dude.

HWL Gaming it is if you don’t comment much

HWL Gaming I know. I have a comment with 617 likes but thank you.

No, Thats too low. We NEED DEATH METAL! THAT WILL SHOW THE REAL TESTOSTERONE OF THE FOOTBALL

Throw on some Party Cannon when you play man!!!

*c o p i e d*

Should get DEICIDE in there, i want to watch those audiences reaction

👌

I thought even nerds knew that.

I say that and then proceed to say oh wait; he's that gold medal figure skater just to get a rise out of people. We all live once so make it count. I have no regrets.

@yabuturtle nice avatar :)

AEIOU

@@joshlight6892 Apparently not the video game nerd. xD

2020 was still better than 2019. At least 2020 didn't make any promises to another fanbase that they couldn't fucking keep.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz This is the only instance someone’s said 2020 is a better year

@@scooterwearssocks Oh course it was dr. Doofenshmirtz

The last Super Bowl was very close. It kept me wondering who would win. (But I mainly watch for the million-dollar games.)

I agree

It's ironically one of my favourites considering I'm no where near athlete material or a sports enthusiast.

Seamen

@@dan78789 it's called an opinion

Together with Tiger Electronic Games I definitely agree!

Today is the day! And it still says 9 years ago for me

@@loganstewart7105 Give it another day.

@@lizardguyNA ok now it say 10 years

avgn actually started in 2005, even before youtube these are just higher-res reuploads

@@sebastiangorka200 Trust me, I know, I was just looking at this specific version's upload date.

+Dillon Lord or Slayer \m/ 8^D

Why not get the entire big 4 to play!? (Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, and Anthrax)

yup

+Dillon Lord Mercy House or Poets of The Fall should do the next Super Bowl half time show.

GWARRRRRRRRRR RULES!!! \m/

ziljin you're everywhere...

Qcam2004 haha yep. I marathoned AGVN last month but stopped for some reason. marathoned the whole thing this month. and You Know What's Bullshit, and Board James. Love watching Cinemassacre videos. Guess next will be the movie reviews and casual Let's Plays. Godzillathon being my favorite for the movie reviews.

RYAN MEAH yep. someday I will have watched all of cinemassacre videos. but so far mostly watched James scripted videos.

ziljin me too its fuxking hilarious

You mean Mike?

I do the same thing 😂

That's me when the 49ers win.

I do the same thing lol

When they lose he either chucks his beer bottle or a ashtray at the tv and that’s why I’m my family we have a completely different tv to watch it on that’s a CRT but he still managed to break the screen with a beer bottle last year

Mine too everybody's does

You literally aren't

*LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH*

No pennyback

... Why? They're all football positions.

@@keithrichards8526 They were probably thinking Nickelback the band and didn't know nickel back is an actual football position.

Ninja Baseball Batman :)

Fixed

Ive never herd ov it.

Kyle Reese James made a video of it. Check it out!

Nah, the best baseball game ever has to be OH, THAT'S A BASEBALL!

Danny Caracciolo lol I've got to remember that one

Something similar happened years ago when playing Fifa with my friend, my mate scored a goal pulled his t-shirt up over his head like you see players do sometimes and ran right into the corner of the open door and split his head open XD

Better yet, strip naked and run around the room. There's always gotta be a streaker

Now i need a friend.... And madden

AND MORE

Me who's both

***** Yes he did. And if you dig WAY DEEP into the past, two of James Rolfe's "Movie Quotes of the Week" were both from Pokemon: The Movie.

i wonder why. he must have played at least played red/blue. its one of nintendos biggest franchises. easily number 2 or 3. and its not like its new, it came out on gameboy while the n64 was still the most recent console. thats easily in retro gaming territory.

+Sam Diamond POKEMON WALKIE TALKIES

PokeFan 001 YEEEAAAAHHHHH

As do I. I go crazy whenever anyone mentions Pokemon.

Lol yes XD

Yep

***** i agree XD

i played it on 1.5 speed lollololol XD

+Sly Cooper Damn them close ups.

Yep

Then you found a good find👍

james rolfe is cool, very knowledgeable and talented

You don't play vidya gayms? What planet are you from?

Horny Fruit Flies vidao geams

Horny Fruit Flies bideo goamz

Him knocking over all his games and crushing that beer can against his head always makes me laugh.

He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians either, but by the entire footballing world.

Now we've lost two sporting legends mentioned in the video. And that's terrible.

@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 And this episode came out 10 YEARS AGO

I can't even believe he knew who Geodude is.

top 10 anime fights

Lizpaht should be a Super Bowl Comercial

Somehow I know the speech back to front and love it ! :D

Best run on sentence ever! And that slam!

ive ruined many n64 cartridges doing that lol

im pretty sure hell is in michigan

That far? We have a Route 666 in Pennsylvania and yes, I drove on it. Funny there's this tiny town called "Endeavor" near the western end of it.

Austin Lucas lol

Cleveland

I've been to hell recently. Only a few miles from my school.

what about contra ep

HELL YEAH!

Tremz Hoi! 3:15 ROFLMFAO

Wtf, you can't even leave THE FUCKING NERD alone?

Everywhere you go, Football Football Football!

Yeeaaahhh,you are right...it will make sense.

Johnny Blaze He's not just a national treasure, he's a worldwide treasure.

His humor and charisma will never die.

Johnny Blaze He's not just a treasure. He's a wonder of the world.

Johnny Blaze You CANNOT Ignore The Face He Makes, One In 11:30!

+Johnny Blaze hes not just a national fucking treasure, he's also a treasure fucking national

AGREED!!!

They would steal the show too much - they need the halftime show to get people's testosterone down as low as possible for the second half (explains the acts in my headcanon)

Agreed

Metallica has an excellent business strategy: Their fans are all deaf by now so they don't notice how shitty their music is

DracoHandsome Please learn to respect other peoples' music opinions.

SuperMarioWorld91 I do; Metallica isn't music

DracoHandsome What a clear demonstration that you don't respect jack shit.

From what anime is your picture from?

***** CoD works too.

Furby Man Or every MOBA game ever?

Furby Man Or Pokemon?

But the gameplay barely changes. I don't know how people can stand it game after game.

I guess, but at least those don't come out as on game for the price of two or three.

There isn't much to do in order to be consistent.

But every game is released a year too early by name.

Except madden 25

It's the same game every year.

@@Sovietghostdivision It's as much of the same game as all of the different Pokémon games and other similar franchies. Clearly you've never really played them

i found you

He will be missed. By the whole footballing world.

😂

Lol

Better than the awful White Men Can't Jump game on Atari Jaguar. (4:55)

Or because Mario was in it. Well, it IS Mario if you ask an American. In Japan, it's some other guy named Ossan.

Ossan = Uncle.

Deep_wolf Mario is the uncle of every Japanese person. Duh.

Hank Wimbleton TOUCHDOWN!!! *goes apeshit*

+ProJirard the Finishist this is my PICTURE ON KZfaq *YEEEAAAAH*

+ProJirard the Finishist ye btw good profile pic

I typed this with my nose

"The humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes" Examples?

Cult Miyako Wheres your profile picture from ?

Cult Miyako December 17th 1996 12/17/1996

Cult Miyako 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

"the humor isn't drastically up your face with overly extended skits and unnecessary padding like in some of the later episodes" you sure you aren't talking about Nostalgia Critic??

I played that card for no clear reason, not even i know

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

When Banjo gets in smash

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

my mom in a nutshell

And now we have lost yet another sporting legend mentioned in the video. Namely, Brazilian football legend Pelé.

1:27

And yet we got him started at 2:03

"...And it's one of the worst games I've played in my life."

He will be missed. Not just by Brazilians, but by the entire footballing world.

"aaand it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life."

rip pele too

No. Video games are more played than watched.

Except for open world games

Well... if you maybe discount racing simulators...

@@thewarrior6784 you should see how many views are on walkthrough youtube videos

@@edgemaxxer1573 that doesn't mean they are more numerous than actual playtime.

@Brian The Explorer nah fam, John madden Is still alive

@Brian The Explorer yeah I see why one would think that, he's pretty darn old so its no stretch to think that

woops typo

ikr. I just don't frickin understand the guys in my school are so excited over the next Fifa release. I don't play these games but I know it's the same shit every year with slightly improved graphics. There's not much that could be changed with realistic European football anyway

It only was interesting this year because they finally decided to do something like a story campaign with a plot, but yeah..same shit all the time. I think they just get excited for the new player rosters, and how up to date the teams will be...

yeah but thats true for other games, however they change some things so it stands out....except for fps games.....

And also some just like showing off how many players they know or love and creating their own fantasy teams which they transfer over to their fandom of Association or FIFA Football.

No

+Seth 420 James and mike got relt

+Wallywutsizface *rekt

Read my comment plz

do a review on Portal. :)

Debatable. AVGN episodes always have good quotes

FUCKIN MANIACS *smashing* GWUAAAH

Thats a fucking speech!

"Who the fuck is John Madden anyway!?!"

It starts at 2:00 already. I love the Madden part.