Drake of the 99 Dragons (XBOX) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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No meditation can prepare the Nerd for his first review of a bad Xbox game, Drake of the 99 Dragons - a game featuring well-made "Saturday cartoon" artwork that was intended to be the basis for a comic book series and animated show, but was foiled by its glitches, poor gameplay, controls, cutscenes, voice acting and graphics. This is Angry Videogame Nerd episode 158
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@Limrasson 5 жыл бұрын

The truck goes backwards because it's from Big Rigs.

@nickp3949 5 жыл бұрын

Cameo appearance lol

@Goldberg1337 5 жыл бұрын

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHAF*CKIN' RIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!

@Alfador42 5 жыл бұрын

lulz I was just about to say that

@armae1497 5 жыл бұрын

No it can't be from big rigs because it's not going as fast as the speed of light and is bot passing through everything.

@AntonioBarbarian 5 жыл бұрын

Arma E It's cause they haven't fully reverse engineered that technology yet. So all it does is go backwards at normal speed.

@yourbigheadcousin5434 4 жыл бұрын

What sucks about this game, besides everything, is you can tell that someone had a grand vision for it and it simply wasn't executed.

@alexinmacriters 3 жыл бұрын

That's the thing about most bad games, the idea is amazing, but the execution is terrible

@FizzleFX 3 жыл бұрын

Grand vision? like taking a big pile of...............

@filminspector6775 3 жыл бұрын

or maybe im confusing that with movies. ah whatever it still somewhat applies here

@icheeva1 3 жыл бұрын

This game looks like it could have been great.. Shame..

@simonhassnilsson7009 3 жыл бұрын

It's always sad when that happens

@mgk2020 5 жыл бұрын

This game looks like a pretty cool idea with terrible execution.

@Rainbowthewindsage 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I mean even if the plot wasn't good, it could have been saved if the fighting and jumping around was actually fun.

@gastonbrando6276 4 жыл бұрын

The good execution of the idea is 10.000 bullets you can play in a ps2

@GSVRemix 4 жыл бұрын

The art style and asian setting reminds me of Mark of the Ninja, which is an amazing game, unlike this garbage.

@bradwhit28 4 жыл бұрын

@@gastonbrando6276 77u7777777u77hekk0i1mb 3u

@gastonbrando6276 4 жыл бұрын

@@bradwhit28 wtf jajjjajajajaa

@Robyn_iz_Here 4 жыл бұрын

It's weird to think that this game was a year old when the nerd was new and now the nerd considers it old enough to play on the avgn

@S-Fan2006 3 жыл бұрын

That just makes what he said about waiting for the game to be old enough for him to review come out as interesting.

@gezi5927 3 жыл бұрын

because it is old enough. When he started the games were only about 10 years old unlike 99 Dragons,which was over 15 when this episode was released

@S-Fan2006 3 жыл бұрын

@@gezi5927 not true when you look at when the original version aired.

@aidangordon2713 3 жыл бұрын

@@S-Fan2006 Makes you wonder about future episodes. Sonic 06 was 11 when that review came out, so... Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric confirmed for the 2024 season finale, everyone?

@AmronFortis 5 жыл бұрын

The truck going backwards was probably from Big Rigs.

@AtaSancaktar 5 жыл бұрын

Unlikely. It'd be going light-speed if it was from Big Rigs.

@popg21-the-epic51 5 жыл бұрын

You're winner !

@jahneeragex5992 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@adamgardner28 5 жыл бұрын

Where did you learn to......drive?

@shubhankarbhingare8807 5 жыл бұрын

Im dying LMAO😂😂😂

@DrShaym 5 жыл бұрын

Fifteen years from now, he's going to be reviewing Battlefront II.

@bookshelffury 5 жыл бұрын

which one?

@dahhunta7969 5 жыл бұрын

Post more ant killing videos.

@DattMann 5 жыл бұрын

He should play Battlectont 2

@arielgomes7989 5 жыл бұрын

You watch AVGN? LOL, I guess you can relate, being a gamer that's constantly pissed off

@bupcorn4136 5 жыл бұрын

wait how old is he even?

@iwantudead34 4 жыл бұрын

"Bad people die and they go into you!" Is probably the best line in the series

@tyminator8176 2 жыл бұрын

Was about to comment that exact thing

@kirbyplier 5 жыл бұрын

7:44 best dance move ever.

@okjeffy6581 4 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part of this video episode

@Henri-email-archive 5 жыл бұрын

It's not like you're in hell, you've become hell. bad people die and they go into YOU. -James Rolfe 2018

@AgilityMalamute 5 жыл бұрын

Stayn Wayn 😆😆😆 that was fabulous

@precoius 5 жыл бұрын

The awkward pause after that line was also fabulous.

@savagealphawolf5929 5 жыл бұрын

Goin on my gravestone..

@WinVisten 5 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, Hell goes to YOU!

@alienelephant4721 5 жыл бұрын

The Undead sure does dabs alot too! ;P

@GamerFromJump 5 жыл бұрын

4:50 - Nerd: “He throws himself out a window and DIES!” Game: “Obviously.”

@id_prox 5 жыл бұрын

Omegalul

@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666 5 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@tjo_2008 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@chomperelectric2676 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@SketchartStudios1015 5 жыл бұрын

Me: guess I'll die.

@LTJfan 4 жыл бұрын

I would like to see AVGN play Ride to Hell: Retribution

@magicrainbowkitties1023 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe in several years' time

@joebob9644 4 жыл бұрын

@@magicrainbowkitties1023 He could do it now. From what I remember it came out in 2011, 9 years ago. That's how old superman 64 was in 2008. I hate the people who say that some games he reviews are too new for the show. Superman 64 was the newest game compared to the time reviewed it. (It might also be the crow on the saturn)

@kejiri3593 3 жыл бұрын

Man i would love to see that : D

@maxkliegl1951 3 жыл бұрын

@@joebob9644 Ride To Hell came out in 2013 dude.

@enoughmirror4949 3 жыл бұрын

Max Kliegl ride to hell is 7 years old

@Moneyaddthenmultiply 5 жыл бұрын

INTRUDERS IN THE PENTHOUSE OF THE 99 DRAGONS CLAN??? YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GUARDS

@CaveyMoth 4 жыл бұрын

The developers of this game were probably out of this world.

@AWSOMEPOSSUM16 4 жыл бұрын

completely natural and human dialogue, written by humans and not automatons

@randomguy2518 4 жыл бұрын

Aided by some natural substances

@filletofish2200 4 жыл бұрын

I want the demons from Doom tear Drake apart

@AhmedGamil98 4 жыл бұрын

You must be out of this world to PLAY THIS FUCKIN' GAME!

@PearangeProductions 5 жыл бұрын

I got 99 Dragons, but Drake ain’t one.

@bluestories7816 5 жыл бұрын

I love dis

@nathanthewolf772 5 жыл бұрын

GIMME THEM

@oliveroroukre2754 5 жыл бұрын

I got 99 Problems but b**** ain’t one

@LTJfan 4 жыл бұрын

Jay-z would be proud of you

@fakeaccount6372 4 жыл бұрын

699 likes

@jayjasespud 5 жыл бұрын

There's no cheat codes because those are usually for debugging and clearly they didn't do that XD

@toainsully 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder if they did it for the PC and Steam versions?

@philatio1744 5 жыл бұрын

Toa Sully THIS GAME HAS A STEAM PORT??

@personplaceson4488 4 жыл бұрын

@@mskomeji How was it?

@Talon3000 4 жыл бұрын

This looks like one of the hundreds of half-assed indie projects that tried to get through Steam Greenlight

@toainsully 4 жыл бұрын

Actually, it got ported to Steam.

@JackTheripper911 3 жыл бұрын

Steam greenlight, or steam direct?

@sebastianriz4703 3 жыл бұрын

that not fair. This game has WAAAYYY more effort put into it then 95% steam shovelware games

@logantheasphalt8gamerspcwa428 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh, and the lips barely move, so I can't tell if their talking or some kind of inner monologue." That line always kills me, especially with the bad lip syncing from AVGN while he says it

@l0nkzolda202 3 жыл бұрын

Best part the video

@connor_bell 2 жыл бұрын

2:58

@zyzzy-ko4ww 2 жыл бұрын

Drake Of The 99 Dragons is so broken it was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

@TimppaFin93 5 жыл бұрын

6:00 Leftover truck from Big Rigs?

@Keurgui1 5 жыл бұрын

TimppaFin93 FUCKING MINDMELD

@edwardecl 5 жыл бұрын

it goes faster in reverse

@delusionalducky4826 5 жыл бұрын

If it is that'll explain why it's going backwards it's faster lmao

@MoldyWest 5 жыл бұрын

That's the only logical explanation

@Dekacho 5 жыл бұрын

That´s what we all AVGN fans though after watching this.

@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын

That ending is true Classic AVGN magic. Thank you.

@ZebraSidina 5 жыл бұрын

Love then ending. Lol

@thingsiplay 5 жыл бұрын

I was about to posting too. Love it

@ImSquiggs 5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha it was so good

@TalesofCalandria 5 жыл бұрын

I want a 190 min Movie out of it. Michael Bay would do it, i swear! =D

@DariusFrench6273 5 жыл бұрын

It does raise the question though: would he review “Enter The Matrix”?

@equalopportunityoffender1816 4 жыл бұрын

12:58 leaked footage of the fourth Matrix movie

@jacobday3129 3 жыл бұрын

Underated comment.

@zayderex2393 4 жыл бұрын

3:23 Morpheus: “I have seen men empty entire clips of ammo and hit nothing but air.”

@saltysalt844 2 жыл бұрын

Morbius?!!

@ray.gene.bowner 5 жыл бұрын

"He's gonna take you back to the past" That feel when early to mid 2000s is now considered old times.. ;_;

@TheLakabanzaichrg 5 жыл бұрын

it's almost two decades past the 00's Let that sink in.

@garfieif8187 5 жыл бұрын

This game is older now than Super Mario World was when Drake of the 99 Dragons was new. Let that sink in.

@BattlestarMan13 5 жыл бұрын

Damnit I’m getting old.

@MrMortull 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to your 30s, my friend.

@mr649001 5 жыл бұрын

He started making reviews in 2004. He's almost going to be reviewing contemporary games from when he started. The nerd is immortal.

@That1BlackGuy 5 жыл бұрын

"Why is this truck going backwards in the middle of the road" oh AVGN did Big Rigs not teach you anything lol, backwards=faster!

@janelgreen8838 5 жыл бұрын

Soo true

@danilomazur9424 5 жыл бұрын

Man I lol so hard to your comment, I remember Big Rigs shitfest 🤣

@TYLRMN8R 5 жыл бұрын

I mean ocarina of time has the same effect... running backwards is faster

@TYLRMN8R 5 жыл бұрын

Ocarina of time has the same concept... run backwards and you go faster

@Dargonhuman 5 жыл бұрын

I remember Big Rigs going almost to light speed though, so how damn slow does this truck go forward if backwards is barely keeping up with traffic?!

@TheGameBroswithSirhcandAr0n 4 жыл бұрын

Best moments in Nerd vids are normally when he inserts himself into the game or acts out game logic, but the ending of this one is so amazing I can't look past it, how is game disc wearing trenchcoat wiggling rubber hose arms firing pistols not a gif used constantly?

@Green-Raccoon777 4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the idea. Once I learn how to gif, i'll do just that.

@lambda494 4 жыл бұрын

7:01 Even in death, Drake manages to flail his gun upward.

@somedudefromapharmacy 3 жыл бұрын

Feels like he’s trying to do a middle finger but his fingers are paralyzed

@REvoLverj98 5 жыл бұрын

I had to keep convincing myself constantly that I wasn't watching you review an N64 game.

@v3ck1n 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like one lmao

@MelissiaBlackheart 5 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that you used the original MASSIVE controller for this. Always glad to see you put in the extra effort for true nostalgia.

@arthurcasillas7143 5 жыл бұрын

"I almost cried trying to beat this elevator level and I'm not afraid to admit that" hahaha I know how that feels

@marakarthegreat 4 жыл бұрын

thats how i felt trying to beat Alundra

@Robert96902 2 жыл бұрын

Hollow knight drove me to that point

@notserp1836 2 жыл бұрын

8:51

@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Жыл бұрын

That's how I felt trying to beat 'Learning to Fly' in GTA SA.

@moreadawm4051 5 жыл бұрын

*WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD! WACKY ARM WAVING INFLATABLE EDGELORD!*

@negiushegratte982 5 жыл бұрын

How did this comment not break the like button and the internet?

@egregiousarts6080 5 жыл бұрын

Godzilla is attacking the generator! He's a man, not a god!

@radioguy1667 5 жыл бұрын

123 likes, keep it that way

@gengarzilla1685 5 жыл бұрын

This is genuinely one of the best comments I've ever seen.

@jasonjuneau 5 жыл бұрын

Wacky waving inflatable arm flaying edgelord.

@nickmanzo8459 5 жыл бұрын

The truck going backwards in the middle of the street was someone playing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. You didn’t realize that, but eventually, when going in reverse so incredibly fast in Big Rigs, you actually teleport through other shitty games. This one is the only one that’s so bad, you actually find the truck moving, as it constipates the truck just enough, with all its excess shitiness, that it slows it down just enough to be visible.

@FureonNectarmoon 5 жыл бұрын

This is the kind of Game Theories™ that I would like to see on KZfaq.

@2mch2sy 5 жыл бұрын

Big rigs did come out the same year so maybe lol

@animegx45 5 жыл бұрын

My god, that game is so bad and glitchy that it made OTHER games bad and glitchy.

@Mansini77 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, trucks!

@juggalouniversity8386 5 жыл бұрын

LOL GOOD CALL!!!!

@bolbox7040 5 жыл бұрын

Only 2 more years until avgn is reviewing raid 2020!

@viemarirunoa 3 жыл бұрын

Comment aged like fine wine indeed lol

@haydenkline7836 5 жыл бұрын

The ending of this video is probably my favorite ending to a Nerd video ever.

@olplainface1299 3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for comments like this to agree with, I have watched the ending at least 20 times now.

@VampireFan-rf5kb 4 жыл бұрын

"99 Dragons, made out of 99 precent Bullshit!" - Angry Video Game Nerd

@Spined1234 5 жыл бұрын

Also the name Drake means Dragon. So basically the title of the game is "Dragon of the 99 Dragons"

@gyorgylorand2617 5 жыл бұрын

This is like the movie Manos The Hands Of Fate. Manos stands for Hands, so it might even be called Hands The Hands Of Fate.

@kuzrahfan2004 5 жыл бұрын

Dragon of the 99 drakes

@bayareacertified 5 жыл бұрын

@_YaBoyYeetTuho_ this was drake before there was even drake.

@denismihokovic2521 5 жыл бұрын

100 drakes

@49Acehole 5 жыл бұрын

Random but my names Drake and it means “keeper of the dragons”

@coachrenaldo 5 жыл бұрын

AVGN didn’t even mention the awful ending. So, Drake revived his master with his soul and he said: “so, I guess this is over” But one of the spirits respond with “hardly, it has just begun” As if this game wasn’t cliched enough already...

@coachrenaldo 5 жыл бұрын

GalleryOFSuicide agreed. I see it as a sign of amateur writing. There are better ways to ending a story with the intention of a sequel in mind then the one this game went with.

@capmar-vell92returns20 5 жыл бұрын

Tang is still at large at the end of the game. They obviously wanted to make a sequel.

@christianlorre Жыл бұрын

@@capmar-vell92returns20 well he said at the start they were clearly hoping to turn it into a franchise.

@snarkfromhl Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The game never had a sequel and it will never have one.

@MC-wy2pf 4 жыл бұрын

10 years from now he'll review SonicBoom rise of lyric

@benjaminoechsli1941 3 жыл бұрын

He's gonna be in his 50s by then, I believe. I will be seriously impressed if he's still doing this.

@luciuscalingin6792 4 жыл бұрын

The animation makes mass effect andromeda look like pixar

@LTArts 5 жыл бұрын

10 years from now, he could do Ride to Hell: retribution

@CaveyMoth 4 жыл бұрын

No game has earned its title like Ride to Hell has. Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' faces!

@blastburnx1367 4 жыл бұрын

No he’s should do that one now I mean he did Sonic 06 so it’s game on for 360 games

@RealEnerjak 4 жыл бұрын

ZP already reviewed that abomination.

@gezi5927 3 жыл бұрын

he could actually do it right now

@awetistic5295 3 жыл бұрын

I'm counting the days.

@ajscrewu 5 жыл бұрын

I remember Avgn had a Christmas carol episode where in the future he reviewed wii games with a long beard. We’re getting closer to it and all getting older..John!

@legorulez49 5 жыл бұрын

Eventually when he's doing Wii games then we'll get to see an _Imagine: Party Babyz_ episode

@russelldunningham971 5 жыл бұрын

Dont say that he still young many more nes/snes/n64 games yet

@jajison 5 жыл бұрын

The Wii is a treasure trove of bad games. I can't wait until that starts happening.

@Xetelian 5 жыл бұрын

John?

@bronzewand 5 жыл бұрын

You're getting old John.. You're getting old - Bennett

@celticsuave 4 жыл бұрын

12:51 Become one with the undying dragon, Nerd. Then the power will be yours!

@slavko5666 4 жыл бұрын

AVGN claims that he has been waiting for the game to be old enough but the game isn't even 18, I think the nerd has to sit down and have a talk with Chris Hansen.

@inevitable1475 3 жыл бұрын

I am his son

@AriochStarr 3 жыл бұрын

I am his dad

@spadeface38 5 жыл бұрын

He's playing Xbox games. Won't be long now till he's actually reviewing Boogie on the Wii.

@nickzilla20 5 жыл бұрын

I think he briefly showed that game in one his Christmas videos.

@spadeface38 5 жыл бұрын

@@nickzilla20 yeah, he went forward in time and his future self was reviewing it. That's what I'm talking about.

@mrblonde609 5 жыл бұрын

IT'S TIME TO BOOOGIE!!!!

@qoyote 5 жыл бұрын

I love how in that video, even he thought he'd be played out by then. It's amazing how long he's been doing this.

@nickzilla20 5 жыл бұрын

But I know what you mean. A more in depth review.

@ZS05 5 жыл бұрын

"It's not like you're in hell, YOU BECOME HELL! Bad people die and they go into you!" I can't even imagine what that would be like lol.

@thirdplanet4471 5 жыл бұрын

Don05 Your thumbnail tho. Is that Korra's cousin by any chance?

@ZS05 5 жыл бұрын

@@thirdplanet4471 Yep!

@jaysaiyajoestar1220 4 жыл бұрын

2:26 this scene feels like it's made for an ad for the game

@AlanifiedDisaster Жыл бұрын

it looks like it was made by the same guys that animated xavier renegade angel

@fxman9071 4 жыл бұрын

7:36 the nerd pushing his pelvis like duckman lol ahhh I loved the '90s

@mayuyumiwazaki8769 5 жыл бұрын

That truck is from big rigs

@JohnSmith-wx9wj 5 жыл бұрын

Biiiiiiiiig moTHer FUCKin Riiiiiigs!!!!!

@NeviTheLettyFan 5 жыл бұрын

Wrong, Big Rigs trucks don't even move

@napstab100k 5 жыл бұрын

I love that after jake dies his arms still go in random directions

@gluserty 4 жыл бұрын

A later game of this style that I think is actually good is "WET". I feel this game had potential, but it just wasn't refined, even a little bit.

@slobodanlang7135 4 жыл бұрын

"If this game doesn't have you spewing Rage Filled Tears of Anger, then you can't be human.", lmfao!

@brianm2881 5 жыл бұрын

The Xbox's release is as long ago, now, as the NES's heyday was when AVGN started making episodes. That can't be right, can it?

@kinghadbar 5 жыл бұрын

The time between the movie xXx and xXx: The Return of Xander Cage is almost the same as Return of the Jedi and The Phantom Menace. Now where’s my prune juice?

@dickhead9214 5 жыл бұрын

No, he started in 2004. NES came out in 1985 and would've been 19 years old. The Xbox came out in 2001 and is now 17 years old.

@chrise5011 5 жыл бұрын

Closer to SNES but he did N64 and PS1 games which were only 1 gen earlier than Xbox.

@CorkScrewDood 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty soon he will review Far Cry on the Wii again.

@sandakureva 5 жыл бұрын

It's right, but it now means I'm old. That shit came out when I was 10.

@supahtyp 5 жыл бұрын

Just playing the game must be the hardest work for making those videos.

@adamgardner28 5 жыл бұрын

He could have MF Mike play some...

@cajunmane7272 4 жыл бұрын

7:45 Joker (2019)

@adamking4246 11 ай бұрын

2023 and I still find myself watching every AVGN clip i see. The ending is probably the funniest yet lol.

@RideMyLighting 5 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for 2040, the Nerd is gonna be reviewing PS4 games.

@YomamaAhippo 5 жыл бұрын

Shaq fu

@MorinehtarTheBlue 5 жыл бұрын

Shaq Fu is a 1994 SNES game.

@Kyh_on 5 жыл бұрын

@@MorinehtarTheBlue and also a ps4 game lol

@MorinehtarTheBlue 5 жыл бұрын

If he meant a Legend Reborn then he should have said so. I wouldn't except any review of it that didn't ask why they decided to make it.

@toast8851 5 жыл бұрын

RideMyLighting I want him to review The amazing spider man 2 movie game and Transformers rise of the dark spark

@giygas7392 5 жыл бұрын

The truck going in reverse must be one of the Big Rigs. I guess that’s what happens when you finally make it across the void of nothingness. Makes sense; I guess that giant, glitchy plane is just a transitional space from one shitty game to another.

@Pundit07 5 жыл бұрын

This should be the top most comment. That was pretty damn clever, dude.

@juggalouniversity8386 5 жыл бұрын

Dude I thought you were DEAD! Welcome back

@giygas7392 5 жыл бұрын

Pundit07 Thanks man! I noticed some other people making the same kind of joke but I wanted to add a little something to it.

@giygas7392 5 жыл бұрын

Juggalo University Hey, uh, you got any heroin or something?

@juggalouniversity8386 5 жыл бұрын

GG Allin 2 words = drug bridge

@yoyofun1 4 жыл бұрын

I lost it when the disc comes out waving its arms around and shooting and then James does it too 😂

@thomaslamson299 4 жыл бұрын

9:51 ... ALL YA HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!

@spqninjapl 5 жыл бұрын

Watching New AVGN is like spending good time with old friend. Priceless.

@playapapapa23 5 жыл бұрын

spqninjapl beautifully put my friend.

@kamikeserpentail3778 5 жыл бұрын

It's so weird how that works isn't it?

@Baby_boodle 5 жыл бұрын

Great way of putting it!

@WoWzerGamer 5 жыл бұрын

bingo.😎👍

@danick00 5 жыл бұрын

6:00 maybe it's a Big rigs truck

@alixvapp1281 5 жыл бұрын

Oh damn !

@TimmyTickle 5 жыл бұрын

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MOTHERFUCKING RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 5 жыл бұрын

That ending... If I was a hudge from the Oscars, I will give them to this.

@calvinmobley9628 4 жыл бұрын

Makes me feel old now that I've been watching james since the beginning, and now he's reviewing games from my childhood instead of his own.

@keyner158 5 жыл бұрын

You're a beast, even with a broken game and without cheats you own the patience to make it to the end, you're the master I would avenge

@SuperCartoonist 5 жыл бұрын

Keyner Ovares I don't even think he plays these games when making an episode. He has other people to help.

@precoius 5 жыл бұрын

Parental Guardian Damn. Next time I get angry with someone, I’m gonna call them a fucking donut.

@Gutsyredcoat 5 жыл бұрын

he plays them, use research before opinion next time

@MrVarhansen 5 жыл бұрын

@@precoius nah man that's cruel, show some mercy

@donskiver 5 жыл бұрын

@Parental Guardian lmao. That insult is so ridiculous it's awesome.

@oneofone210 5 жыл бұрын

The truck going backwards was clearly from Big Rigs.

@OMA2k 5 жыл бұрын

LOL. Good one! :)

@jdb2002 5 жыл бұрын

It would be going at supersonic speeds if it was.

@jnoirj3124 5 жыл бұрын

+Perry lee I know right. Big Muthafuckin Rigs! Every race You're Winner!

@TauGeneration 5 жыл бұрын

@@jdb2002 correction , it would go at above light speed

@JJOOKER 5 жыл бұрын

If it was big rigs its would be impossible to see the truck...

@prop_copter2172 4 жыл бұрын

“THROWS HIMSELF OUT A WINDOW AND DIES!” “Obviously.”

@DougWIngate 3 жыл бұрын

These guys were working on this game at the same time as Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi, which was actually a really good game. Guess they focused all their effort on Nosferatu while betting their company on Drake

@mariodacostamosteiro7262 2 жыл бұрын

Basically, just like Flatout 3

@MattRoszak 5 жыл бұрын

I always watch new episodes of AVGN in 240p. They don't look right in HD.

@warfu_ 5 жыл бұрын

I'm doing that from now on

@Amy-Nicole 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@NSixtyFour 5 жыл бұрын

my man

@Brisingr_Phoenix 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, thank you so much for this advice, I don't think I'll be able to go back to watching avgn in even 720p again

@bruhbuh32000 5 жыл бұрын

@Jared Genesis Good Grief... You're so anoying, le me tell ya.

@fghdkjlfkghfc 5 жыл бұрын

4:49 - AVGN: "And then drake- ....hops out the window, and dies!" Game: "Obviously." Did..... did you time that?

@brandoferg6460 5 жыл бұрын

love the ending, extremely accurate.

@thegrandxbunny2073 3 жыл бұрын

8:35 My favorite AVGN line.

@TechnoKnight2520 2 жыл бұрын

'(Y)- Mostly -S ame'

@OnDavidsBrain 5 жыл бұрын

12:41 Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube gunman!

@aguynamelex3146 5 жыл бұрын

I'll buy three please

@XeviousD 5 жыл бұрын

6:02 The current driver of that truck, is under the “Big Rigs” syndrome! Look on the bright side, at least He/She/It is reverse driving under 1,000 MPH.

@Salty_dog132 5 жыл бұрын

Came to make this comment.

@Dalpima 5 жыл бұрын

"Bad people die and they go into YOU!" MonkaS

@inevitable1475 3 жыл бұрын

I know that one!! !

@varikvalefor 5 жыл бұрын

That style actually looks kind of sick. The fact that the game sucks is a bit of a shame.

@mr.pendleton7121 4 жыл бұрын

Varik Valefor Sort of looks like Bruce Timm’s art style. Guess they wanted to make their own super hero game inspired by BTAS and Batman Beyond

@AllGoodBoysDie 5 жыл бұрын

This video was already comedy gold, but that ending was the unexpected cherry on top.

@playapapapa23 5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Ramirez exactly!

@zfrometa8316 5 жыл бұрын

Intruders in the Penthouse Of the 99 Dragons Clan?! YOU MUST BE OUT OF THIS WORLD TO GET PAST OUR GARUDS

@tombrady7039 5 жыл бұрын

Haru Okumra bonkers

@orucdim1433 5 жыл бұрын

GARUDS

@mrkhizo2451 5 жыл бұрын

GET THE GARUUUUUDS

@drownsinkoolaid4203 5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think people in that world speak in typos...

@2frudels 3 жыл бұрын

I like how James puts a voiceover while arguing about the lip sync

@michaelcave7138 5 жыл бұрын

This game also came out on PC and it's available at steam!

@masterclif 5 жыл бұрын

More budget went into the ending of this video than the game.

@TheAngryHippie 5 жыл бұрын

Bad people die and go into YOU !

@SonicRamon5682 5 жыл бұрын

"It's not like you're in Hell! YOU'VE BECOME HELL!"

@reversalmushroom 5 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, the Holocaust denies _you!_ In Soviet Russia, your butt takes it up _you!_ In Soviet Russia, WTC does _you!_

@dracofnwraco 5 жыл бұрын

i remember u

@redrasegarden 5 жыл бұрын

*shutter* that’s a disturbing thought

@RustyMuck 5 жыл бұрын

We've reached full Yakov Smirnoff here lol

@jimmybobs87 4 жыл бұрын

Still the best thing on KZfaq. How AVGN isn't the most watched KZfaqr I'll never know

@E1craZ4life 10 ай бұрын

It just occurred to me that the Nerd wasn't drinking during this episode. Could this be a sign of something?

@CriticalNobody 5 жыл бұрын

Man I haven’t seen a Duke controller in years. I played so many games with that thing

@CriticalNobody 5 жыл бұрын

Web Head When I have my equipment back

@wonderinghost2355 5 жыл бұрын

They brought it back for Xbox 1

@Alakazzam09 5 жыл бұрын

They have a PC version too, Nostalgia Nerd reviewed it. It ain't cheap but it's the most comfortable controller ever for big meat mitt dudes like me.

@poorinspirit1982 5 жыл бұрын

dook controller

@Bobman-ml5qf 5 жыл бұрын

Hyperkin made a a Duke Controller for the X1

@drakejohnson5545 5 жыл бұрын

I watched your videos as a kid, but eventually I just kind of forgot about this. A few days ago, however, I saw an old AVGN video in my recommended list, and I've been watching since. I don't know why exactly I stopped watching, I love the videos. Keep up the great work.

@Gam3B0y23r0 5 жыл бұрын

same happened to me )) and few months back I watched an epoisode and then I wathed every season! I also don't get why I stopped?!

@darthbane4980 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome back

@DARKALUCARD12 5 жыл бұрын

You two probably stoped when avgn episodes started to be released less often.

@drakejohnson5545 5 жыл бұрын

DARKALUCARD12 That could be it. For the longest time I thought he had stopped.

@JasonLuthor 5 жыл бұрын

Was that when he was filming the AVGN movie?

@aidanpina1182 5 жыл бұрын

2:36 when someone says something confusing to me

@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 4 жыл бұрын

"I could build a sculpture of a horse taking a shit out of horse shit" -AVGN, 2018

@Erik-sp6fq 5 жыл бұрын

I think someone looked at Max Payne and thought it wasn't edgy enough

@videogamesworld01 5 жыл бұрын

the difference is the edginess of max payne is not there just to look cool and actually works in favor of the story and charachter

@waruru9219 5 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@kespeth2 5 жыл бұрын

6:02 it probably got here from backing out of Big Rigs LOL

@JR-uy2nd 5 жыл бұрын

Soo good!!! xD

@beeeennnnnnn 5 жыл бұрын

12/10 comment right here

@derekstronf1837 5 жыл бұрын

Makes sense to me

@Gam3B0y23r0 5 жыл бұрын

hahaha !! in big righs If you hold backwards button for half an hour, accelerate with such speed that you teleport in other games!

@androidrulez444 5 жыл бұрын

This was fucking great

@lololeo30 3 жыл бұрын

Dies in explosions *Mission Completed"

@dylndaviln3091 4 жыл бұрын

3:44 I actually love that noise

@Swaglordfawful 5 жыл бұрын

The truck was going backwards because someone was playing big rigs and appeared in the game. Edit: wow 1K likes! Thanks, that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten!!

@BrentAnimateYT 5 жыл бұрын

Love the username!!

@Swaglordfawful 5 жыл бұрын

BrentDoesGames thank you so much! Fawful is like my favorite Mario character.

@CrasherX2000 5 жыл бұрын

Lord Fawful? But where’s Fawful’s Minion?

@Syrup1994 5 жыл бұрын

This comment made my fucking day LOL

@Jimmeeehhh 5 жыл бұрын

Aw, man. I made a comment like this, only to find I'm 3 days late. I had to get rid of it.

@drewerty77 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks James Rolfe for making my day much much brighter.

@labenvenci1584 4 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact : This game was made under 2 months. A PC port was made also which is what the Xbox port is based on but never released.

@quesocoatl21 4 жыл бұрын

Incorrect, I'm afraid it had at least 18 months.

@zyzzy-ko4ww Жыл бұрын

Actually, this game is so broken it was probably programmed in a week.

@PC_Simo 3 жыл бұрын

A ”generic Asian city”? You mean ”Hong Kong ’99”?

@Evanspar 5 жыл бұрын

When avgn came out, xbox was still new

@benthebenifulben4003 5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@roddydykes7053 5 жыл бұрын

Evan S. Dat longevity, good for him

@lapinnhd2306 5 жыл бұрын

Well, you say new. It was 3-4 years old at the time.

@V1VISECT6 5 жыл бұрын

@@lapinnhd2306 Still a year and a half before the 360 came out.

@SmartAlec1 5 жыл бұрын

Nostalgiaception

@pepijn23 4 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, the game looks like an unfinished Cinema 4D project. And I can make a better looking MetalGear in that program. Want to see it?

@Zhenchat 5 жыл бұрын

7:00 i'm dead. oh wait nevermind.

@flipdiesel9652 5 жыл бұрын

i love the matrix reference especially after James' last video where he talks about how there were too many Matrix references in comedies. Well done sir

@paulatrox5030 5 жыл бұрын

I feel so old . He's already reviewing x box games

@AgsmaJustAgsma 5 жыл бұрын

The Nerd had reviewed some Xbox games in the past. Heck, he already reviewed a 360 game.

@notthatdigusted7468 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like the xbox is still somewhat new when I think of old systems I think of the Intellivision, Atari 2600, Nes, Turbo Graphx 16 etc.

@Alex-eu6rw 5 жыл бұрын

Necramonium considering the Nerd started reviewing games in 04 and he did SNES games that would have been 14 years old and younger at the time, this game is 15 years old so it actually does fit with his motif. Like it or not, Xbox, Gamecube, Playstation 1 & 2 are now old enough to be considered retro(Also the fact that these are 3-4 generations behind.).

@peepeepoopoo6787 5 жыл бұрын

pat the man 26 he has in the past too

@wishbone346 5 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments to say this... I hate being old. 😥