I am a boring communist art cop.

Exactly what the world's most laughable centrist would say

​@@dontnerfmebro8052 doesn't sound like a centrist, more like an anarchist

@@SavageHenry777 not really.

I'm gay

Extremely relevant video: Sky Pirate Girlfriends

Ah, the James Somerton method.

​@@mystic_spiderJello poggers

I think that sums up the inner monologue of most male feminists honestly.

@@ElliottBelser LMAO

The Men of Wö

They're craazy 🤯

"Föminist?" Also gets me.

@@MrSuperstargamer A Föminist? No. No one believes that, not even you

Harry is misognistic, why is endurance the one saying this and not physical instrument?

THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS I'VE GOT THE SAME IN MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH AHAHA

This done by the same guy who unlocked DMC3's easy mode after fighting Vergil once. Pat is the loser who keeps on winning.

I’m happy I got that

iirc doesn't liberal mean right wing in Disco Elysium?

​@@M92FSINOX throughout history, liberalism has been economically right-wing without any specific required affiliation on cultural issues. It remains very pro-free market and highly critical of labor laws, etc. However, modern liberalism is much closer to the center than classical liberalism. The confusion stems from the US being so right-wing that their most left-wing party would be considered economically center-right anywhere else, with a few social democrats (usually the centrist) being part of it. Fun fact: a lot of republicans would be technically considered liberals too, more precisely classical liberals.

@@M92FSINOXRush Limbaugh shrieked the word “liberal” nonstop for 37 years and it’s made the word functionally useless in American politics. In Poli-Sci classes and in every other english-speaking country, it refers to the kind of liberty-minded civil rights politics that both the right and left claim to champion. But in US right-wing politics, it’s now just a pejorative meaning “those stinky losers who aren’t like us”.

@erin1569 That's legitimately not true. The left in America is extremist left with an insane slice of communist economic exploitation. The idea behind it is the same as the USSR, elitist parasites who use political banter to distract how theyre crashing the economy for their own personal benefit.

And an addition to the explanation in comment above: it’s safe to assume that Elysian “ultraliberals” are a pastiche of real-life libertarians.

yeah i failed at that one with a 97% chance too 😂😭 i fuckin lost it lmao

@@broblerone413 Joe was so cursed in his playthrough. I don't think I failed a single 97% check and he somehow failed like 3 or 4.

@@Hendlton oh no 😭i'm gonna have to watch that

@@broblerone413 His full streams are uploaded to KZfaq, but they're a real slog. There's an unofficial channel that uploaded an edited version recently. I'd recommend watching that if you want to avoid having to skip him just talking to chat a bunch. Oh, and he played it back in the day before the Directors Cut, so the awful old voice acting takes a while to get used to.

@@Hendlton oh cool, thanks

"apolitical" person: *plays Disco Elysium* Disco Elysium: you're a centrist "apolitical" person: *breaks down crying*

@@KimbieI feel this in my soul

And Pat's distant wheeze in the background. I can *feel* him doubling over as the air leaves him.

@@Kimbie Crying in laughter, because fuck this is a funny game.

Followed immediately by Pat himself getting the fucking Centrist achievement

Huh fr ?

100% absolutely my man.@@fongjasper8206

i like it bc I've given into intrusive thoughts too many times before and a lot of people hate me now

similuator

@@mikaela5938 How so?

What *is* the Detective's spaghetti policy? Inquiring minds of Revachol want to know!

or you come across by pure chance the moment in the game where you have to subdue a rampaging italian and the pockets full of spaghetti suddenly save the day.

you can do both. I played a complete nutjob, still managed to crack the case, recruited Cuno to my precinct, and they still let me be a detective in the end

But also, the spaghetti is crucial to solving this case

@@jtlego1Ah yes, the spaghetti policy. A great IASIP reference

That is until he realises, Cuno is actually pretty chill. It is Cunoesse he should be worrying about.

Hated cuno.

@@madlarkin8 Cuno is the best character in the game

That fat screaming "streamer" gets you? Is charisma deficiency a prerequisite now?

Typical Pat reaction. Woolie is the one who’d pull the trigger though considering the White Child Jumpscare clip.

If you read Kurvitz' "Outro" they literally say this. They ask themselves "How do we sneak actual culture into the world culture industry? Only through a videogame."

*Elysium

There was a novel and it flopped so they made a video game

I literally can't convince my dad to play it somehow

i got a communist one for saying "look, Kim!!! It's comrade Mazov!" critical theory, alright.

Electrochemistry: QUICK, ASK TO SAMPLE THE DRUGS

is that a wire reference?

"If it ain't 100%, then its 50%, no matter what the game claims"

@@FightingFoodonsFaneverything has a 50% chance because either it happens or it doesn’t

​@@linearcurve 10/10 logic

who's the streamer again?

​@@jgrampilJoseph Anderson

The fact that you lose health to it, and not morale, makes me think that Harry was literally having a fucking stroke

If I remember correctly that's because it was the first time they heard the voice of the city. Up to that point they have assumed that all skill prompts are read by the male narrator. This is probably the first time most people start to think that maybe there is something supranatural about Shivers in particular.

​@@PotionSmellerThe city herself raps with you...

is strongly urge everyone to watch the animation of the scene kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtKoq6hqvtK2emw.html

Crazy talk activated!

never heard of her

@@holliswilliams8426 Pat as in Patrick. One half of the former duo Two Best Friends Play or Super Best Friends Play. Since their split he mainly does streaming, still has a channel called Pat Stares At where he plays games both old and new.

@@mr.battle20 trio. And they still make podcasts with Woolie on his channel.

and I love that there's at least one time where passing a check is a failure (showing off your throwing skills to those two old men)

​@@ramppappiasingle handedly made me realize that I shouldn't automatically trust each skill or press each option

@@ramppappiadude you gotta yeet I don’t make the rules you just must

@@ramppappiawhen talking to the light bending rich guy, there are two red checks, 1 to pitch him a great investment opportunity, and 1 to pitch him a terrible idea that would never work. Both are a super high level roll, I forget for what skill but the odds of both were like 3%. But if you roll the foolish option and fail that roll, he fails to say something stupid and presents a sound investment plan and gets the money lol

@@joshuabailey9578 most game ever

It's so funny to see otherwise unpolitical people break into tears when Disco Elysium calls them a centrist lmao

It was "I don't** want to be a centrist"

What is her streamer handle

​@@thevideoistheking8834 Peach Saliva

​@@Chroma710every side thinks it's most logical. If i analyze which side is most logical, then, judging by intellectual logic-driven fields, it would be left, with centrism closely behind and right choking in the dust

Well if Leroytirebiter (Renowned community icon) says it, then I'll have to check it out.

I have a love hate relationship with it 😅 found myself screaming at them sometimes but it was hilarious

It's a fantastic LP, but it drives me crazy. Woolie goes the entire playthrough oblivious that the game is making fun of him for being a centrist.

@@FireheadLazzo Woolie being oblivious to the obvious is par for the course mate.

It's also the only LP I've seen that covered any other Politi-quest than the Communist one, so more points for uniqueness.

Of course "She's right behind me, isn't she?" Is a possible dialog option

And sometimes plain better (e.g. the failed Conceptualization check that gets you "Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau").

Wait WHAT

@@sapphiredawn5773 so the ones that initially thought up the game left the company that developed it. Patstaresat and Woolieversus discussed this on their podcast some time ago. So now the ones that own the rights is the company.

@@sapphiredawn5773 the steam reviews are basically just “don’t buy this game, pirate it” lol

The creators do have the rights. Two people who only partially worked on the game were fired. That's it. The actual devs have the rights still.

@@hydra7427 Partially worked on the game? That's a funny way of saying the lead designer ( Robert Kurvitz ), writer ( Helen Hindpere, and art director Aleksander Rostov who were forced out of their jobs by higher ups. I implore you to look into the matter in various sources and provide your own if you are making a claim that it was 'Two people who only partially worked on the game'.

I wonder if Joe is ever going to play it again, to experience the full voice acting

​@@havokmusicinc Apparently he will!... in two years!!! That's because of the voting game, which you should look up the highlights for in youtube because it gets doodoo crazy.

@@GayBrain lmao thank you for leading me down that rabbit hole. The whole thing was hilarious

Thanks a lot! There's now a part two too :)

thats amazing, haha. its the exact reason why i made the video!

Same, see him out in the wild and recognizing him by his pure disgust was fucking hilarious XD

Great acting on his part, knowing full well that he already played the whole sequence

Which one is that?

@@garr_inc at 00:17 and 00:30 for example

@@heunam3593 More of a 00:19, but I get you. Thanks for clarifying.

Let's rock with our cocks out

You can die of a heart attack in the first room of the game. 10/10

@@DrEnzyme first thing I did, and that sold me instantly

@@JamrockHobo RIGHT HERE?! ON THE SEA ICE?!?!

This game made me emotional over a stick insect

It's a propaganda video so to say, to make people play (and stream) the game!

​@@JamrockHobo it's a good propaganda video.

@@JamrockHobo, oh hell, do people still watch disco streams? noted, thank you from this baby streamer, heck yes

i hate propaganda, fy

That's exactly what it's meant for!

It's also the most disco thing that could've happened

@@apache8795Exactly. I couldn’t imagine a better way for Disco Elysium to end that isn’t crashing and burning spectacularly, tragic and beautiful.

You are at the right place. Two videos in work, more planned!

Luckily, more of it is already in the works!

Thanks so much. That is exactly what the video is supposed to do!

@@JamrockHobo You got plenty of my favorite people, and plenty more that got me laughing. Wonderful job! :3

It’s political satire is perfect honestly my favourite game I’ve ever played

It definitely promotes playthroughs for the different political ideologies. While it absolutely makes fun of all of them, there are always genuinely relatable elements to them, even in the fascist quest line.

If you want you can also be a communist-fascist, no one is really going to stop you.

Thank you, KGB SSSR

More is in the work!

😭❤

Oh man, I'm gonna go watch that eSports meltdown clip right now, thanks

That's exactly what it's meant to do! Have fun playing!

GIVE YOU A LITTLE ICE COP HAT FUCK SHOW?!

Convince your local streamer to play it then!