Jared Fogle Got What He Deserved...
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@canadianpsycho1867 14 күн бұрын
one thing is for certain: he spent his life trying to get in to smaller pants
@An0nymous_L0gic 14 күн бұрын
gottem
@johnnyflannigan136 14 күн бұрын
He wasn't trying.. He succeeded
@saladin3273 14 күн бұрын
@@johnnyflannigan136💀
@-69-. 14 күн бұрын
His career started and ended the same way
@artsysabs 14 күн бұрын
Eww 😭
@fulcrum6760 14 күн бұрын
He’s also locked in the same prison as Daniel Larson too.
@fireassassin1688 14 күн бұрын
Oh snap really??
@darthplagueis3488 14 күн бұрын
@@solene2014who is Caleb?
@trippyliquids 14 күн бұрын
birds of a feather etc etc
@Phearsum 14 күн бұрын
@@solene2014 Do you have dementia?
@PopeyeSolos 14 күн бұрын
Saying “also” and “too” in the same sentence is kinda redundant but I get what you mean
@zemespiral 12 күн бұрын
I remember working at Subway when his crimes started coming to light. One night, corporate ordered every single piece of advertisement that had his face or name on it to get torn down and thrown out before the media got ahold of the story. They wanted to cut ties IMMEDIATELY. They refused to tell us what ws going on, because they didn't want us telling the customers. It was a crazy time
@tomboyraider1015 8 күн бұрын
That’s crazy haha. But at the time when corporate told you get rid of anything with Jared’s face or name on it, you didn’t know the reason why? You all didn’t know the story?
@zemespiral 8 күн бұрын
@tomboyraider1015 Nope. It was before it was made public, and Subway was being very hush hush. We also weren't allowed to take any of it home, and had to mark everything with a big X in permanent marker.
@MeowMeow_95_ 8 күн бұрын
Oh I would have TOOOOOOTALLY kept some memerobilia!!! I would be so suspicious😂😂😂😂
@zemespiral 8 күн бұрын
@@MeowMeow_95_ OH I wanted to, but our regional manager was there watching like a hawk
@Autumnityyyy 9 күн бұрын
The thing that creeps me out the most about Jared's last commercial, isn't just the emphasis put on children, but also the fact that it's animated in a way that's appealing to children
@austins.2495 5 күн бұрын
Yea, a company marketing to children is terrifying never heard of that being done before
@Alex-xi4bg 3 күн бұрын
@@austins.2495it’s not the company it’s the person making it, like Dan at Nick
@PsRohrbaugh 14 күн бұрын
Jared "I've lost so much weight there's room for a kid in my pants" Fogle
@minecraftnerd2175 14 күн бұрын
💀
@Thebluedittoguy 14 күн бұрын
💀
@jonosterman2878 14 күн бұрын
I think maybe YOU should be paid five dollars for this comment 😂
@alatussimp420 14 күн бұрын
Bruh 😭💀
@mondocanemczee 14 күн бұрын
@@jonosterman2878I agree lol
@brokenmicrowave535 13 күн бұрын
I remember asking my parents why the subway man was no longer in the commercials and they told me he died bc they didn’t wanna explain to their child what he did 😂😂
@MajinJustin872 9 күн бұрын
SAMME 🤣🤣🤣
@J0nny_Ch1mp0 9 күн бұрын
I like that ending better.
@brokkenmeme 9 күн бұрын
Kid: Where’s the subway man? Parents: *DEAD*
@harrisonskelton6934 9 күн бұрын
I remember when the first commercial aired 😂
@user-ul1xq2db4f 9 күн бұрын
Fair
@chrisgraham2327 11 күн бұрын
Never once in my life did I ever expect to hear the phrase "legally bread."
@daynasafranek7807 8 күн бұрын
I worked in a subway, in the early 90’s, and we had to proof and bake that… what is it? 😂😂😂
@darknes4150 8 күн бұрын
@@daynasafranek7807 cake according to Ireland most us bread is considered cake legally in European countries due to its high sugar content
@annaelizabzth 5 күн бұрын
That sounds like a default Reddit username
@Tondy3 Күн бұрын
@@daynasafranek7807 its filled with so much sugar that in europe its considered cake, not bread
@Chet73 9 күн бұрын
Now he’s eating foot longs in prison.
@lemmyspeaks 8 күн бұрын
From a 7 foot tall man named Requis
@leonardwashington3422 7 күн бұрын
Convict Beef on White bread
@Recoveryanonymous 5 күн бұрын
@@lemmyspeaksMutt's law
@EricaWaters-lr6zw 13 күн бұрын
The cost of living seems to be increasing every year, making it harder to keep up.
@AshleyKeith-vw7ws 13 күн бұрын
Indeed , it's becoming quite challenging to manage expenses.
@OliverLiam-px3vx 13 күн бұрын
I've actually managed to stay ahead of the curve. I'm even contemplating early retirement.
@HRMColoniallifeinsurance 13 күн бұрын
Impressive! How did you achieve that?
@OliverLiam-px3vx 13 күн бұрын
@@HRMColoniallifeinsurance Our family got introduced to a financial consultant”DESIREE RUTH HOFFMAN .” about four years before my dad retired. That was what changed things, and I think my retirement income will be on the right track, luxury cars and trips
@LeahLewis-ny9iu 13 күн бұрын
Absolutely, DESIREE RUTH HOFFMAN has a knack for analyzing market trends and helping clients make informed decisions.
@gsisemore 14 күн бұрын
This was a fantastic lesson as someone who works in marketing: never, ever base your entire brand on a single person you found off the street.
@fatuusdottore 14 күн бұрын
Nah, it worked pretty well for them. Even after he's been exposed, it doesn't change the fact he lost that weight.
@Sarah-with-an-H 14 күн бұрын
They didn't it was a really weird marketing campaign. Subway has existed since the 70's and Jared was only a spokesperson for a relatively short time in the companies history
@lilelo208 14 күн бұрын
Nah, the lesson is corporations don't care about morality unless it loses them money. Profits above humanity.
@A_YouTube_Commenter 14 күн бұрын
@@lilelo208 What are the odds, he would be a kiddie diddler?
@lilelo208 14 күн бұрын
@@A_KZfaq_Commenter Terrible that Subway knew and decided to hide it, even with people going to the FBI.
@billymanilli 11 күн бұрын
That commercial actually made me chuckle! I pulled the ripped cord and nothing...so I thought to myself; "what would Jared do?" *AAAHhhh!!! AAAAaaaahhhh!!!
@Thudd224 11 күн бұрын
Jared ended his career the same way he started it, by getting into smaller pants
@ammogan 11 күн бұрын
😮😂
@stankobarabata2406 21 сағат бұрын
You people are amazing at making these up, gave me a sensible chuckle.
@kolonarulez5222 14 күн бұрын
His cameo on Smiling Friends was the real jumpscare
@eatacid1504 14 күн бұрын
Dude no bc I seriously thought they were gonna go there. Chris Chan was suppose to be in it too but uh yanno what happened lol
@uneventfullyeventful2497 14 күн бұрын
REAL
@thedovah8102 14 күн бұрын
My eyes widened when I saw him lol
@dino_119_ 14 күн бұрын
thought at first this was in reference to oompaville and I was scrambling to find oompa references in smiling friends lol
@smokeandmirrors6167 14 күн бұрын
DANDERSON
@charlesvon155 14 күн бұрын
$100,000 to each victim accumulating to $1,400,000. That’s 14 victims….. how did he only get 15 years?!
@c4tl4dy76 14 күн бұрын
Because he's rich and could afford the kind of slimy sociopathic attorney to get him that sentence. Gotta love a corrupt justice system!
@Weldedhodag 14 күн бұрын
@@c4tl4dy76 there's a lot wrong with the justice system, but allowing people to have a defense attorney is not one of them
@DadsCigaretteRun 14 күн бұрын
@@c4tl4dy76I hate to be this guy but that is EXACTLY what his attorney should do. Without the ability to be defended by the best you can get our justice system is mob rule
@c4tl4dy76 14 күн бұрын
@@Weldedhodag totally missed the point. I agree everyone deserves a defense attorney. But there is a reason rich people get ridiculously light sentences while poor people end up in jail for decades (sometimes for things they've been falsely accused of), and that is the Almighty Dollar. There's probably a lot of baked-in racism, too, but the bigger issue is money.
@jamstheshapeshifter 14 күн бұрын
@@c4tl4dy76 I think the issue is your first comment didn't refer to that point, you almost entirely blamed him having a defense attorney as the issue
@ezachleewright2309 10 күн бұрын
Jared actually lost weight by his exercise regimen consisting of chasing unaccompanied children around the playground
@LukasTrip 10 күн бұрын
Oompa: "I'm not a sugar salesman" Also oompa: *owns a candy brand*
@0cedced Күн бұрын
Also Oompa: My candy is candy it's no healthy for you.
@MrCardigansGorliePops 14 күн бұрын
Met him once. My husband and some others were in their AF uniforms and Jared insisted on boarding before them and let's just say ppl on board didn't take kindly to that. He tried to apologize but the other passengers booed him.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. 14 күн бұрын
What's af uniforms
@HeyThisIsGale 14 күн бұрын
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..Air Force
@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 14 күн бұрын
Imagine thinking you’re above anyone else for being in the chair force lol, they don’t do anything
@p-__ 14 күн бұрын
My farts are better than Oompaville’s farts 💨
@mang0_cat444 14 күн бұрын
@@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 just cuz they're not on the ground doesn't mean they don't do anything
@mikeall7012 14 күн бұрын
A family friend of ours was higher up at Subway in the Jared days. He said a bunch of people tried to blow the whistle but the VPs didnt want to hear it.
@NealBurkard-ut1oo 14 күн бұрын
Yeah even franchise owners made complaints that went swept under the rug
@chickensdone1 14 күн бұрын
Not surprised. It would have interfered with their profits.
@timothygay9875 14 күн бұрын
What ethnicity were the VP's who were covering it up?
@jiadjinn 14 күн бұрын
@@timothygay9875 Whats the name of the Princess that lived with the 7 dwarfs called again?👀
@MeMyself_andAI 14 күн бұрын
@@jiadjinn i believe it was 👃🤧
@Bonehead47 12 күн бұрын
Larsons not locked in there with Fogle, Fogles locked in there with Larson.
@imwastedhere 7 күн бұрын
Who is larson
@TheBloodyMatey 6 күн бұрын
@@imwastedhere Daniel Larson
@austins.2495 5 күн бұрын
Whenever I go to Subway, I always ask the employees what ever happened to Jared Fogle? They always look at me funny lol
@armedrobot18 14 күн бұрын
As someone named Jarred, Jared Fogle is the worst thing that happened to me. Once a week, I get, "Jarred? Like the subway guy?"
@SquidGains 14 күн бұрын
Dang bro we need a more infamous Jared asap
@wolverine9632 14 күн бұрын
This is why serial killers always have three names.
@artsysabs 14 күн бұрын
People nowadays still know of the subway guy though?
@jaredtelfer123 14 күн бұрын
I agree
@chiaralucia2411 14 күн бұрын
Dw my first thought is the vine
@Shwizzynet 14 күн бұрын
What’s really horrible is when Rachelle went to the fbi the first time, they threatened to charge her with possession unless she acted as an informant for them and continued collecting evidence. Feel so bad watching interviews of her. This whole situation and what the fbi put her through ruined that woman’s life.
@BigCheese007 9 күн бұрын
Don't worry folks big bubba is still giving Jared his daily footlongs in prison 😂
@xemnith 7 күн бұрын
🎉🎉🎉
@collegerebel 7 күн бұрын
Filled with cheese
@user-ug1dh1zy4v 2 күн бұрын
That's not happening in Englewood FCI
@SnackCakes 8 күн бұрын
He took "Eat Fresh" too literally
@nicalite2989 14 күн бұрын
Oompavilles ability to put out 45 minute videos/ documentaries so frequently is extremely impressive. Props to him and his team
@gabler7992 14 күн бұрын
content factory soon?
@SkaterAce_ 14 күн бұрын
I’ve personally been extremely impressed as well I can’t believe it
@Aurora-us8wi 14 күн бұрын
Forreal shout out to the team 👏🔥
@killajoe81 14 күн бұрын
Money makes you do crazy sh
@PaperPlateClorox 14 күн бұрын
Get that work
@Cutest-Bunny998 14 күн бұрын
Jared Fogle actually became a sovereign citizen and filed some of the weirdest and dumbest motions and papers I have ever had the misfortune of reading during his stint in federal court. Like, sincerely I cannot overstate how bizarre some of the arguments are in his pleadings/filings.
@EllieBelle1993 14 күн бұрын
Please elaborate!
@Cutest-Bunny998 14 күн бұрын
Well at one point he had a fellow prisoner file a motion to file an amicus brief... in a trial court?! And he claimed that he was a sovereign that the District Court lacked subject-matter jurisdiction over (which is backwards because the court exercises jurisdiciton of a topic, ie subject matter and separately exercises personal jurisdiction on a specific person, which Jared never contested...) This is literally an argument that that Congress did not intend this Court to be able to apply that law upon me in this venue. It's nonsense and it's never worked. Subject matter jurisdiction can properly be challenged, and must be present for any adjudication at all, but the Court doesn't lose subject-matter jurisdiction no matter who the person before the Court. Worse, he tried to bring his jurisdictional claim via improper criminal procedure, as he argued clear error which is subject to some judicial discretion, and not that the proceedings and collateral holdings were void ab initio, so even if his argument made sense (it did not), it was still wrong for procedural reasons.
@MetaITurtle 9 күн бұрын
@@Cutest-Bunny998 not gonna lie, you had me at amicus.
@lborlet5204 6 күн бұрын
You should look into Patrick Tomlinson and his lawsuit against the Milwaukee PD, absolutely insane ramblings and hilarity
@Hi_im_tory 8 күн бұрын
CORRECTION Oomplaville! His sentence ends in 2029! He was sentenced to technically 14 years.
@smokywaterstudio 9 күн бұрын
Nobody's getting named Jared again until 2153
@musicmeta_systems 14 күн бұрын
isn't the real story that Jared stalked a girl who worked at Subway, so that's why he went there so often. The girl became so concerned that she transferred stores miles away, and Jared, not to be deterred from a tasty treat, walked miles every day to the further location to continue stalking her. The exercise from the walking and I guess sandwiches led to his weight loss.
@uneventfullyeventful2497 14 күн бұрын
Hold on, WHAT??
@pokeydot1975 14 күн бұрын
Yes!!! I thought I had made that up in my head!!!
@sparklepugtea 14 күн бұрын
what- HUH?!
@mikeg7411 14 күн бұрын
Faxs.....nvr underestimate the power of 😺 and a losers fantasy that she will pick him
@KidCorporate 14 күн бұрын
Why was a 12 year old working at Subway?
@Sclasspsycho 14 күн бұрын
I joke with my dad that Subway won't hire anyone named Jared. They just throw out the application.
@Corn0nTheCobb 9 күн бұрын
He ruined it for any Jareds that would want to work at Subway, forever. The jokes from co-workers and customers would be never ending
@Im_anidiot21 9 күн бұрын
My friend named Jared has tried 4 times to get a job at subway and he has done nothing wrong in his life.
@Merble 9 күн бұрын
@@Im_anidiot21 I mean, he applied to Subway while being named Jared so you're wrong about that last part.
@hulksmash3429 9 күн бұрын
@@Im_anidiot21He has a forbidden destiny. Keep an eye on him
@ObeyAzura 9 күн бұрын
@@Merble i spat out my drink holy- 😂
@GloberMom 9 күн бұрын
Richard Simmons lost a lot of weight on the 70s and became a weight loss icon.
@ItsFreshItsAnne 12 күн бұрын
"Jared Fogel, was once s baby" 😂 Then the Broll film of that Jewish man coming out of the sewers, i lost it 😂😂😂
@KarenTWilliams-jz8bv 14 күн бұрын
The recent Jared Fogle gag on Smiling Friends sums him up perfectly… He is absolutely awful in most awful of all the awful ways….
@dazingamaine4318 14 күн бұрын
yet if he did that today he would be accepted by the lgtbq+ gangs.... times have changed. let us all survive shame month.
@ratto999 14 күн бұрын
yeah
@therealeikichionizuka 14 күн бұрын
couldn'tve said it better
@CompComp 14 күн бұрын
I just watched smiling friends this week. I figured out how to use Max for free through my Internet provider which was VERY annoying. I'm sure the process was annoying on purpose.
@GuineaPigMan2 13 күн бұрын
Comment stealing thot bot
@ThePhoenix484 14 күн бұрын
"I'm not a sugar salesman" says Oompa ! He's a CANDY salesman that's the difference !!!
@andrewmaximo4485 14 күн бұрын
He's a gun tuber. Haven't you heard?
@KiboSanti 14 күн бұрын
@@andrewmaximo4485I heard he's a crazy gun obsessed gun nut!! 😂
@MusicSid-lk2vz 8 сағат бұрын
Jay z/kanye song reference?
@cedardryad 10 күн бұрын
Fun fact: eating things with real sugar is better for you than artificial sweetners. If you take in artificial sweetners your more likely to eat more, or drink, because your body wants actual sugar, so you're more apt to end up overeating or drinking things that have both artificial and actual sugar. I don't eat lots of sweets, but when I do it's actual sugar bc of that and I'm allergic to artificial sweetners.
@kiles-ge5fn 4 күн бұрын
What about those little flavored sugar things? The ones you put in water? I was always curious because I drank like...5 of em a day
@bogganalseryd2324 Күн бұрын
don't forget the cancer Hazzard
@grumicekkdckec9961 10 күн бұрын
I work at one of the only two Quiznos left in Virginia and we always get people complaining about how few Quiznos are left
@ck17350 5 күн бұрын
I salute you sir. I miss Quiznos. I miss those weird creepy mice or whatever they used to use in their ads.
@dukeofapes 14 күн бұрын
The funniest boss fight in South Park the fractured but whole
@jahcode6132 14 күн бұрын
you know, we don't only keep black guys in this prison. . .we do have one. . .white guy
@saladin3273 14 күн бұрын
That was cursed.
@ceac0159 14 күн бұрын
"Hey kids wanna see my footlong?"
@faefiercevulpine6990 14 күн бұрын
I literally couldn’t stop thinking about that through this whole video 😂
@BAT1357 14 күн бұрын
It made me so uncomfy and also the Casa Bonita DLC with "Corey Haim" aka Michael Jackson...I was uncomfy with that one too 😂😂😂
@rustlinbustlin3018 14 күн бұрын
Jared went to my middle school when I was in 7th grade. I remember him giving us a speech about healthy eating. Back then, it was so cool seeing him. Strangely enough, one of my female classmates randomly disappeared off the face of the earth and never reappeared back in my town until long after we graduated. She has a kid now whose 13 years old.... I never knew why she disappeared at the time, but when it became a huge thing that Jared was doing this stuff with kids, it became a strange coincidence why that girl disappeared from our class forever without any mention of her leaving.
@dillonwalshpvd 14 күн бұрын
I know it’s not funny but when I read this the first time I really thought you were implying that Jared had murdered your classmate 😂
@AimeeAimee444 14 күн бұрын
Are you insinuating or did she actually have a mini Jared?! 😳😳😳
@HamburgerPizza666 14 күн бұрын
😂
@HamburgerPizza666 14 күн бұрын
It’s not funny it’s just that seems like something,nervous laughter
@katiedid27 14 күн бұрын
And the Principal of the school? Abraham Lincoln.
@JayWilkins-zh7fx 13 күн бұрын
Man that southpark episode about him wanting to give kids aids hits different after he got arrested 😂
@krishurlburt7375 9 күн бұрын
Real men go to Jimmy johns and embraces the diabetis
@jefferythibodeaux5573 9 күн бұрын
Agreed
@kalwiggy 14 күн бұрын
I had a friend once say "We have 'No Smoking' signs around everywhere and people aren't smoking. Maybe we should have 'No Touching Kids' signs everywhere and see how that works.".
@vanessabarker4657 9 күн бұрын
Yeah cause that would work smh 🤦♂️
@Danktank02 8 күн бұрын
@@vanessabarker4657it might we never tried this idea so we will never know
@GaryNac 8 күн бұрын
Is it just me or does it seem like a no touching kids sign would definitely make somebody scared that there is definitely somebody running around the area who is touching kids.
@SniffHeinkel 8 күн бұрын
@@GaryNac It would work because it would make pedophiles paranoid that their neighbors are watching them.
@richardsanchez5444 8 күн бұрын
I think Louis CK has a bit on that.
@LunarLeahy11 14 күн бұрын
I met Jared at a Packers vs. Colts game in the 2000s. Still make fun of my dad for insisting we take a picture together 😂
@emotionalsupportlizard9437 9 күн бұрын
i got a jared jewelry ad on this video im actually so dead
@helpingtheworld5019 2 күн бұрын
"To die in the meat grinder on the beaches of Normandy" is crazyyy 💀
@billythekid22220 14 күн бұрын
Jared ruined subway. If he didn’t do what he did we’d still have our beloved $5 footlongs
@FezCaliph 14 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@matguimond92 14 күн бұрын
they tried hypnotizing everybody with that 5 dollar jingle _"five __-jared-__ dollar __-wasn't-__ foot __-associated-__ long __-with us-__ any"_
@goddammitalana 14 күн бұрын
They do 6.99 footlong meatball marinara and 1 other sandwich. Saw the sign in the walmart subway the other day
@_Kuma_ 14 күн бұрын
It’s always been $7 foot longs where I live, even though we had the commercial for $5 😩
@julesdevall2176 13 күн бұрын
Right, was some BS @@_Kuma_
@TheHimmus 14 күн бұрын
Imagine if he gets out of jail and they hand him back the big pants.
@kademcarthur5362 11 күн бұрын
Apparently he got fat again in prison
@hairmanism 2 күн бұрын
15:23 the way he keeps talking so casually as he takes his gum out and carefully sticks it to his microphone 😂 imagine being in a face-to-face conversation with someone and they just stick their gum on you 😭
@LiquidAudio 10 күн бұрын
"That's all I can remember, is that big f**king set of pants he's got, I'd love to have a set of pants that much.." 😆🤣
@-ninjanOodlez 14 күн бұрын
"My biggest vice is food." John Cena: are you sure about that?
@A_YouTube_Commenter 14 күн бұрын
"Biggest legal one."
@EfymirTheTransient23 12 күн бұрын
i remember when the jared fogle memes first came out i was in high school playing dnd with my friends and i thought it'd be funny to create a stealth assassin Grung(frog person) character named "Jared Frogle"
@healthy6312 8 күн бұрын
Keep pumping the funny videos out and I’m your new subscriber
@brianfisher7385 14 күн бұрын
Sugar is bad, don't eat sugar... says the candy man!! 🤣🤣
@Mannydamon 14 күн бұрын
I was thinking of sourboys
@KenithLemley 14 күн бұрын
I mean he himself said in moderation so lol @@Mannydamon
@artsysabs 14 күн бұрын
Tbf he does say that it’s STILL candy, albeit “”healthier”” candy
@Mannydamon 14 күн бұрын
@@KenithLemley i like u
@KenithLemley 14 күн бұрын
@@Mannydamon ?
@verbdan 14 күн бұрын
‘Im not a sugar salesman’ says the sugar salesman
@BAT1357 14 күн бұрын
To be fair he is the chief sales officer of sugar 😂😂😂 not some lowly sugar salesman
@verbdan 13 күн бұрын
@@BAT1357 not wrong! level 99 sugar salesman
@LordJackass 6 күн бұрын
No no, not sugar. Candy.
@orozcouscg 11 күн бұрын
This was very well done Oompa!
@CrazyGamingYT56 9 күн бұрын
Love your content keep up the great work
@nicolaswartick276 14 күн бұрын
Even Jared's sentence was underage
@lukeGGlee 11 күн бұрын
But hey Fogles got footlongs for everyone
@TheMandaloreFett 9 күн бұрын
@@lukeGGlee*from😂
@Corn0nTheCobb 9 күн бұрын
@@TheMandaloreFett definitely from
@brokkenmeme 9 күн бұрын
@@TheMandaloreFettwell prisoners don’t take kindly to offenders like him... so yeah he’s dead
@MacCrunch 13 күн бұрын
Can't believe how Subway used Jared's story so effectively in their marketing. Really shocking to see the difference in his physique though.
@user-zo9ld9jo2q 8 күн бұрын
That noise in the first few seconds was wild lol and the transition to words HA !
@pizzaman7964 9 күн бұрын
What's Funny is that Jared has a Comic with Superman... JARED MET SUPERMAN
@zombeef3074 14 күн бұрын
Subway got Jared in the early 2000s while Quiznos got the nightmare fuel screaming potato puppets
@emperial4421 14 күн бұрын
Quiznos was 1000 times better
@jupitershanty 13 күн бұрын
EAT QUIZNOS SUBS! BRING A COUPON! ANY COUPON WORKS!
@coralburriss3546 13 күн бұрын
I miss those little guys. They were spongmonkeys. Subway was nothing compared to the screeching of those commercials. Miss them.
@shaun5047 13 күн бұрын
lol I loved those Quiznos commercials
10 күн бұрын
They got a pepper bar! 😂😂
@popupheadlights 14 күн бұрын
As someone who used to be 300 pounds and just hit 200, what has been pivital for my weightloss wasnt eating necessary super healthy but just moderating my calories with 500 calories of exercise every day. I still eat maccas occasionally, just smoked a nice fat brisket for dinnee yesterday and still enjoy the occasional sour boys. Basically watch your calories dont overeat you'll be fine.
@thepubknight6144 14 күн бұрын
Awesome I used to be 320lbs and now I'm 260lbs after a year of changing my diet and exercising And you're right , I walk 1-2 times a day on my treadmill 30 minutes I only eat twice a day and a iced coffee with zero sugar creamer or a smoothie with Greek yogurt zero fat zero sugar Usually Pepsi zero , I'm also a vegetarian but I still eat Reese's cups It's really about calories intake I eat about 400-450 total calories per day But exercise daily is the key
@SkroomJuice 13 күн бұрын
@@thepubknight6144congrats to both yourself and the original poster! Way to go both of you!
@cinnamoslut 13 күн бұрын
@@thepubknight6144 you only eat 400 to 450 calories a day? Is this just a temporary diet for you? That's pretty extreme, very low calorie. Have you talked to a doctor about this diet of yours?
@michaelnugent9758 13 күн бұрын
Well done, guys 👏🏻 That's awesome
@U_the_artist 8 күн бұрын
“I need to stop joking” - funniest thing oompa has said all year.
@marcorodriguez8792 8 күн бұрын
Love that funny sound in the beginning 😂
@PapaProne 13 күн бұрын
Fun fact Oompa, Idaho passed a bill that gives pedophiles the death penalty. :D
@planetstolen4748 11 күн бұрын
So did Florida and Tennessee
@TheRandompaint 10 күн бұрын
Awesome
@justin2308 9 күн бұрын
Time will tell if that does anything or not.
@brokkenmeme 9 күн бұрын
“And thy punishment… is DEATH” -A Idaho court judge
@TheUnseenKrab 9 күн бұрын
Female predators will still get a slap on the wrist. -_-
@KTSTHofficial 14 күн бұрын
i am eating a subway right now and it tastes like the way a comic book store smells
@dying101666 9 күн бұрын
Comic book store. Sure you're not talking about some other kind of place?
@raptorskilltor4554 8 күн бұрын
Are you sure it doesn’t smell like a smash tournament
@WednesdayTargaryen 6 күн бұрын
When you got 80 of those HDs, your brain is always on a sugar high
@justheretocommentokdontwan685 10 күн бұрын
i love how an added layer to why that Super Size Me documentary is so misleading and dated is that they have a whole segment about Jared speaking at a school (RIP Morgan Spurlock, you were kinda weird, but better than Jared)
@lilith4413 14 күн бұрын
My boyfriend walks in on 'Sandwich empire" and gets really excited and then I explain it and he goes "oh I thought it was cool." And the look of disappointment 😂😂😂
@adetheaters1111 14 күн бұрын
"alright guys. todays client is jared fogle" pim and charlie:
@blueberry5822 9 күн бұрын
We can’t turn anyone away!
@brokkenmeme 9 күн бұрын
“This is the only time we turn someone away.”
@legoghostyoda 8 күн бұрын
@@blueberry5822so yeah! you guys are making Jared Fogle smile today! pretty cool, huh?
@LazerGlassX3 7 күн бұрын
@@legoghostyoda Real
@VoiceSnacks 8 күн бұрын
I can't help but think of the Aunty Donna sketch everytime this comes up.
@keytyper4296 9 күн бұрын
LOL at 15:08 I feel like that would have been a much more effective recruiting ad back then….😂
@Corndogger61 14 күн бұрын
The man liked Subway and Children
@sinjin8576 14 күн бұрын
Not necessarily in that order
@marquisdelafayette-xe1ht 14 күн бұрын
@@sinjin8576 lol
@ghost_to_a_ghost 14 күн бұрын
@@sinjin8576 i think he was an equal opportunity offender on that one.
@PorkChopAChunky 14 күн бұрын
Mostly just the children
@ROT4RYfc3s 14 күн бұрын
So did Michael Jackson, just without the subway
@That_Mahi_Mahi 14 күн бұрын
I like to believe Daniel Larson and Jared Fogle share a cell and Larson is driving him absolutely insane.
@labenvenci1584 17 сағат бұрын
I remember my class were watching SuperSize Me in School, and they showed Jared Fogle talking to a school and I just yelled out "Get away from him kids!" and my teacher got angry at me. lol
@PlasticDorito 20 сағат бұрын
The self reflection and honesty at 15:17 speaks volumes. 😂
@zlRealz 14 күн бұрын
I was in jail with Jared a little less than a decade ago in Henderson County. He was at the end if the hall in the chomo cells. When he would come back to his cell everyone yell "chomo!" at him. 😊g
@Mohmar2010 14 күн бұрын
DAWG WHY WERE YOU THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE
@spartangoku7610 14 күн бұрын
@@Mohmar2010 I’ll assume it’s the same as Jared until I’m told otherwise.
@Averagejack1234 13 күн бұрын
@@spartangoku7610people like you are the reason no one believes in humanity anymore
@Cancel-Flip 13 күн бұрын
@@spartangoku7610 Oh and some future advice, if you meet an ex-con in the real world and you don't know what they did, do not publicly accuse them of being a chomo. It increases your chances of getting shanked by 69,420%
@spartangoku7610 13 күн бұрын
@@Cancel-Flip duly noted. That’s why I did it anonymously on the net.
@iluvmygf 14 күн бұрын
his hard drive ..... ☠️
@twisterman4184 14 күн бұрын
"Hard" drive 😬
@DanielThureskog 12 күн бұрын
His "external" hard drive
@twisterman4184 12 күн бұрын
@@DanielThureskog 😬😬
@cjgroom109 12 күн бұрын
Diet Coke w lime is one of mankind’s greatest achievements
@NestedVideoProductions Күн бұрын
I’ve never seen the ‘what would you do - skydive’ commercial before. Jared actually cracked me up 😂
@Weirdlock 14 күн бұрын
Got Subway for the first time since forever and this video drops. Oompaville is working with my gangstalkers.
@craigrblx6018 14 күн бұрын
Jared is a monster
@sinjin8576 14 күн бұрын
A predator even. Very similar to The White Bowser.
@gargamel3393 14 күн бұрын
I've known 2 people throughout my life with the same lips and head shape who also have curly black hair and they both turned out to be p*dos. Never trust a man that has bulbous lips that look like they're always moist around your kids.
@BobSagget-bh6xu 8 күн бұрын
I laughed at the shot of him with the kids baseball team. Bet he gave them the alarm clocks
@forevernoob41 12 күн бұрын
Drink every time he says big pants
@TechnicallyChris 14 күн бұрын
He's definitely getting a foot long now.
@jealousmuch888 14 күн бұрын
😂
@Punisher1981 14 күн бұрын
Yea a.meat ball foot long
@mitchelpais8761 13 күн бұрын
He ain't getting a side of fries, he's getting a side of guys
@Snappy650 11 күн бұрын
Apparently he was giving inmates stuff for “protection” and they just stood and watched while he got beaten 😂
@Cacowninja 9 күн бұрын
Eww.
@Ryan-mx8us 14 күн бұрын
I wonder if filming the court scene in the commercials made him nervous 😂
@biscuits4298 11 күн бұрын
“I’m not a sugar salesman” Sells candy
@junkiejackflash Күн бұрын
"Im not a sugar salesman." *plugs candy*
@mondocanemczee 14 күн бұрын
I can't believe im at an age now where some people don't remember all this.
@MeowMeow_95_ 8 күн бұрын
I randomly brought up Britney Spears in conversation with my niece and she didn’t know who that was. I was flabbergasted and sad at the same time 😂😂😂😂
@mrkoolaidism 14 күн бұрын
The only diet soda i actually like is fresca, i didnt even realize it was diet until i was like 20 because it isnt marketed as a diet soda, turns out it is zero calorie, zero sugar
@aaronbryant6591 14 күн бұрын
I forgot about Fresca. If you like that try squirt zero sugar. Way better than
@mangodango1733 14 күн бұрын
Black cherry fresca was fire
@kattbentley5810 14 күн бұрын
Oh really???? Crazy I love fresca but I HATE DIET SODA!!!!!
@llamapajamas4823 14 күн бұрын
I love Fresca!
@mrkoolaidism 14 күн бұрын
Yep! Fresca is a diet soda and I shed a single tear every single night for the discontinued Fresca flavors. RIP my love
@samaelrising666 9 күн бұрын
Americans dying on the beaches of Normandy is why you were able to create this video.
@dedmanzombie Күн бұрын
Ompa:"I'm not a sugar salesman" Also Ompa: sells sour boys
@bagingi3020 14 күн бұрын
The best place was Quiznos with those dead rat commercials “THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR!”
@khaleesireyna731 8 күн бұрын
I never saw those commercials on TV, but when Nostalgia Critic reviewed that one for his commercials special, I f*cking died laughing at that. Those weird rat things were iconic!
@bagingi3020 7 күн бұрын
Hells yeah they where it was gold 👌
@sp00g37 14 күн бұрын
I knew he was from indiana, but didnt realize he graduated like 10 minutes down the road from where i live
@weaselwovel 14 күн бұрын
😬😬😬
@faefiercevulpine6990 14 күн бұрын
I’m a Hoosier and didn’t even know he was from my state, i feel so dumb 😭😂
@sh4rp3n3d.cl4ws 11 күн бұрын
i almost just screamed when he said the journalists name...
@SuperModelJuanitaSmith 14 күн бұрын
Went to adjust the video quality so many times during playback only to realize that’s just how video quality was during the early 2000s, baby. Great job Oomps, how nobody saw the predator behind those eyes is beyond me.
@ItsDaNewGuy 14 күн бұрын
Shut up, bot
@The_Tumbler_Witch 14 күн бұрын
Yes, we also had to get our film developed. Regularly took a week until they learned how to do it in an hour. Believe it or not, there were black and white TVs before the color models. 🙄 I swear does anyone whatsoever learn history?
@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God 14 күн бұрын
What are you 12?
@issaproject 14 күн бұрын
Wait till she finds out about waiting a week to see the newest Saturday morning cartoons .. or dialup.
@Hashishiyah 14 күн бұрын
These bots are getting too human.
@KaitiVibes 14 күн бұрын
As a former employee of Subway, the ingredients on the boxes didn't add up to what they SHOULD have been for that particular product. Also, their chicken meat... well... Just don't eat it.
@isaactonatiuh9384 13 күн бұрын
Y, why can't I eat the chicken
@CamboigaYT 12 күн бұрын
What’s in the chicken 😨
@CamboigaYT 12 күн бұрын
Is the ham safe
@mimesforcrimes8393 9 күн бұрын
@@isaactonatiuh9384 the chicken isn't really chicken... It's more Chicken Extract
@choronos 8 күн бұрын
@@isaactonatiuh9384 Personally I would avoid chicken at subway for food safety reasons. I don't trust Subway employees to make sure the meats are properly temperature controlled, and chicken especially spoils very quickly.
@brentrichard0397 5 күн бұрын
“ I’m not a sugar salesman” owns a candy company
@UltimateThanos 8 сағат бұрын
Last time I checked, Fogle *wasn't* smothered in fish oil and tossed into a polar bear enclosure. So no, he didn't get anything that he deserved.
@_Kuma_ 14 күн бұрын
As someone who’s lost 100lbs and is also in school to be a dietician, the most important thing for weight loss is CICO (calories in-calories out). No matter what you’re doing, it’s a balance of energy. Of course nutrients and everything are important for your health, but if your only goal is weight loss, you could eat nothing but twinkies and still lose weight as long as you’re not eating over your daily calorie limit. Since I’m disabled, I didn’t even exercise, just ate better and was careful of my caloric intake. It took longer for me because of that, but I still did lose the weight and have kept it off.
@kodiiayyeee256 9 күн бұрын
Yup you're 100% correct. Andddd you dont need sit ups or crunches to get a 6 pack.. Just lose the fat around your belly/visceral fat. Sit ups strengthen your core
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