Jaredverse Season 1 (all episodes) mega compilation - anthony sistilli - tiktok

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Jaredverse Season 1 (all episodes) mega compilation - anthony sistilli - tiktok - corporate memes

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Ай бұрын

This is a mega complilation of corporate memes - specifically the ones including Jared and his lore. I created these videos for my Insta / Tiktok. If you're looking for a larger compilation with more non-Jared specific videos, you can find that here: • Corporate memes (Devs ...
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@FunkadelicFeed Ай бұрын

Jared is us only if we let our intrusive thoughts win.

@qltGaming Ай бұрын

Nothing intrusive about it. HR Management Bulldrama only takes over cuz people dont speak up. Dont let Jesus take the wheel. ,lmao.

@mohammedgoder Ай бұрын

Jared is me; except I'm real and actually do that

@Sky125 Ай бұрын

Same here, those are no intrusive thoughts, those are reality plain and simple

@qltGaming Ай бұрын

@@Sky125 im hitting doubt, pretty hard here man.

@Sky125 29 күн бұрын

@@qltGaming no doubts here, exactly what I did in my last job :p I dont stand up for shit

@jojoeins Ай бұрын

Jared is the senior dev hero everyone needs 😁

@ZipMapp 20 күн бұрын

Jared is a hybrid of the two TLs in my team.

@shyshka_ Ай бұрын

"we're an AGILE team, there are processes and systems you have to follow" lol

@claireoneill3955 Ай бұрын

The MVP one is funny to me cuz I always used it as minimal viable product, so Cindy was like the minimally viable PM

@AnthonySistilli Ай бұрын

that's actually hilarious

@furimushi Ай бұрын

I love how only the word Jira has been misspelled and differently each time lol

@punk979 Ай бұрын

Broooo this was so painful to watch 😂😂😢 My old team had a Jared. He said and did whatever he wanted and no one said shit to him because he built a large part of the codebase. Lmao

@picklenickil Ай бұрын

I AM Jared. All Jared leave your Jira tickets below

@LetsbeHonest97 Ай бұрын

We can only be Jared if we are the best at what we do.

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

then assimilate all the inspiration 😛

@ukzoinks Ай бұрын

Meetings like this are one of the reasons why I chose to retire early. Until I discovered these videos a short while ago, I’d managed to excise the hell of Jira, Pivitol and unproductive stand-up calls, from my mind.

@MaxArt2501 Ай бұрын

For those wondering why Agile teams use "story points" and not "days", it's because they are not a unit of _time_ but a unit of _complexity_ They transate to time when the task is assigned, proportionally to the assignee's velocity. Tasks are evaluated in terms of story points _before_ they're assigned, and depending on their SP value they could get assigned to one member or another. It's a false equivalence to think 1 SP = 1 fixed amount of time, so e.g. if 5 SP translate to 5 days for Alice, they might translate to 30 days or *Infinify* days for Bob because he's a junior dev that simply can't tackle tasks that complex. It's not a perfect system _at all_ IMO, as many teams just appoints a fixed amount of "workable" story points per sprint, while things are way more nuanced. So flatly applying what you've learnt in your "Agile Scrum Master Advanced Proactive Course" might just not cut it, and needs to be adapted. After all, adaptation is the core of the Agile manifesto.

@cyumus Ай бұрын

Alternative: write better jira tickets with better descriptions and let people assign themselves which tasks they are capable of completing. When people read those tickets they will value if they might have the level required to do such tasks.

@suic86 Ай бұрын

I've read a ton of "wordsaladish" books, but even hardcore philosophy can't compete with agile word salad. :D

@hilkmeister1382 Ай бұрын

@KnowThings101 A story point refers to how complicated the task is (1 Sp=making a sandwich, 1 million sp= building a nuclear reactor). They are then put to time in sprints (a day) and every sprint has a number of story points that can be completed per day (you can do less if what you do is complex). Imo, agile is a poor methodology for completing tasks as it is the definition of shifting goalposts.

@ForChiddlers 29 күн бұрын

So it's a way to disrespect juniors... sounds fun to me. So one sp always translates to infinite as soon as you give it to Cindy😂😂😂😂

@hilkmeister1382 29 күн бұрын

@@ForChiddlers It is not disrespectful to say that a junior can do less than a senior developer. It would be disrespectful to say that the junior can never develop skills to the point of being as good as a senior.

@danielkoenen859 Ай бұрын

Ive worked in IT and i adore this. I was so close to becoming a project manager. I'm so happy I didn't end up corrupting my soul to do this.

@moonchipss Ай бұрын

BYE CINDY 🎉

@summerchilds Ай бұрын

Into the jaredverse

@Robs.channel 29 күн бұрын

Jared sounds like a great manager tbh

@matthewolukoju1246 Ай бұрын

I guess I already watched everything on Instagram but it nice watching it again all at once

@cr_spirit3986 Ай бұрын

I took Jared's role. I mock the HR whenever given the chance, as well as the PMs Get to work and twork

@RakeshKumar-zj4hu Ай бұрын

Jared !!! 😂😂😂. Waiting for season 2 🙏🙏🙏

@AlexanderWeurding Ай бұрын

Epiccc!! Getting "The IT Crowd" Chills :P

@normduch Ай бұрын

Jared is my hero 😂 I love this saga

@daltonkay4142 Ай бұрын

I’m 100% all of this business jargon was created by people who never worked in any industry, to train people who have never worked in industry, creating a need to train more people in the jargon (they own those companies), which then bogs down the whole system, creating a “need” for more training and certifications. It all works because CEOs and board members rightly love to see a certification and high speed lingo, only to not realize that such conversation is entirely unhelpful. Seriously, why translate a time estimate to some arbitrary value like story points or t-shirt sizes for any reason other than to shun those that didn’t pay to learn them? Even if you can’t talk in time estimates due to differently performing employees, you can just call it easy, medium, hard. Level 1,2,3,etc.. literally any method to describe the difficulty of a task that a common person will understand without weird jargon.

@YDV669 23 күн бұрын

What's even more ironic is that when you take your Agile training, you suddenly realize that all they talk about is how to handle JavaScript projects and the whole training revolves around that. When you mention this, all you get are blank stares.

@mikemurray919 Ай бұрын

As a security professional, I often have to tell the Jareds and Cindys that I don't care care about their tickets, sprint, or story points. From my perspective I often need them to fix vulns before any other work continues. Would love to see the developers perspective on how the security process plays out as I do feel guilty telling people to drop everything

@rcslyman8929 28 күн бұрын

As BOTG, stop putting 600 machines into the same ticket. On a similar note, stop listing the same machine 6 different times for each individual vulnerability, in the same ticket. Or, and hear me out here... how about creating a CSV file of all machines subject to an individual vulnerability and attach that to the ticket, so we can just adapt a PS script to push the fix out and not have to spend an hour or so sorting out the systems and their fixes. Obviously, if you already do this for your team, you are a gem amongst security professionals.

@YDV669 23 күн бұрын

To be fair to the Jareds, they don't care about any of that, either.

@AG-zo6pv Ай бұрын

Now THIS is how you listen to customer feedback! Thanks for adding the full versions mate! Love this saga! Can't wait for the next one. Just don't forget to mark your Jira ticket of uploading this video to "Complete".

@AnthonySistilli Ай бұрын

It was 5 story points so I'll wait a couple of days before marking it as complete ;)

@AG-zo6pv Ай бұрын

@@AnthonySistilliwow! A full 5 story points in less than a day after Cindy was let go. Immediate impact! Good lad! Don't let the new PM know you're this fast right off the bat ;)

@kyushirokun Ай бұрын

I've been Jared once, highlight of my professional life, even a decade later 😂

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

tell us more and give more ideas for more episodes !

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

12:09 jared was super smart to become a shareholder. Especially doing all that work. Poor anthony needs a piece too.

@2AFreeState Күн бұрын

Jared is fighting the good fight.

@dragonetafireball 22 күн бұрын

Videos like this make me even more glad I switched from being a programmer to theatre tech. The significant paycut was worth it for my sanity

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

Getting kinda dangerous with these headphones on. Jared sounds like asmr 😂

@nora_4188 Ай бұрын

i just love these

@Deltaray Ай бұрын

You need to let jared speak up instead of telling him, now is not the time. Unleash the Jared within you.

@maciekwar Ай бұрын

pure gold!!!!

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

11:48 dude always wakes up and chooses verbal violence, but this he chose verbal nuclear warfare 😂

@vn7890 Ай бұрын

I love that Cindy has this annoying voice and is always sooo upbeat 😂 grrr

@earnitfps Ай бұрын

Loved it

@HCRelic Ай бұрын

I used to work with a Jared, he was brilliant to work with

@MrMrCraftmine 25 күн бұрын

Anthony, where did you get the inspiration for these shorts? I can't stop thinking in Jared's voice during work meetings.

@anonimus370 Ай бұрын

Jared is my spirit animal.

@check9094 Ай бұрын

this is gold

@leaf6695 5 күн бұрын

Jared is my spirit animal

@brandonmunda346 Ай бұрын

This stuff is golden😂😂😂😂😂

@hilkmeister1382 Ай бұрын

Nothing has been worse for productivity than the invention of Agile.

@phill6859 22 күн бұрын

The reason you dont use days is because developers are terrible at estimating. It also helps stop management saying "you think it will take 14 says, but i think it will be 4 days".

@sugoruyo 27 күн бұрын

Jared is the greybeard backend guy they’ve tried to fire 3 times and ended up rehiring at twice the salary each time because he does the work of 5 senior devs and is the only one who understands half the critical paths in the code, including the ones important for compliance. Jared can use the CEOs new trampoline if Jared wants to.

@x130z Ай бұрын

i love this shit so much

@johndoe2-ns6tf 20 күн бұрын

i still remember the first time i was confronted with "story points" ... i never asked what they were, so i decided: 1 = half a day, 3 = until next day's lunch, 5 = 2 days, and so on. So, after years of this bs, i still give points based on that scale, no matter what.

@rixnatl Ай бұрын

I need a Jira ticket to understand hard hard this hits.

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

2:22 i would just be making a comment being like,"dang, why yall kick out cuz craig like that then?"

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

Yup i need grumpy jared asmr 😂

@sangyup81 Ай бұрын

That end of season 1 cliffhanger!

@koshyvibin Ай бұрын

Gold!

@wherami 23 күн бұрын

Love Jared

@golosbezdoka Ай бұрын

Hey man, you do great videos! Do you need a voice of another character? He might have a slight (or hard) Russian accent. It's not about money, I just like your videos. I'm a pro with my mic 🙂 as well as a developer.

@jakubgrzybek6181 Ай бұрын

He's using ai generated voices

@golosbezdoka Ай бұрын

@@jakubgrzybek6181 oh, I thought they were real :D

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

Hey, I'd volunteer too !

@RamiSobhani Ай бұрын

Jared is the man

@zeumarbuzov3352 Ай бұрын

Someone please make this into a show

@VTX00128 26 күн бұрын

Well you can watch the movie Office Space and you'll get something close to it.😂

@Benexdrake Ай бұрын

I like Jared and want someone like him at work, cool guy and i think, as junior developer, can learn much from him.

@youtubeisrunbyamonkey 29 күн бұрын

I'm invested

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

how many shares ? enough for a seat on the board ?

@br0s4ver56 Ай бұрын

Jared became invincible

@kos37ter96 23 күн бұрын

These are hysterical. Jared is the perfect character for when us devs don't care and have a f-u money fund. I know its shorts, but Jared really should have got signed paperwork for being a shareholder before doing anything with the website. haha

@AlexanderWeurding Ай бұрын

Would be epic if you can do something with sys admin day :)

@jorgezavala5512 26 күн бұрын

Jared is a beast man 😂

@MrJpc1234 26 күн бұрын

They were so close to giving am actual use for story points i.e to use it for when you have to compare tasks that you dont actually know how long they will take time wise but you know A will take longer than B

@MeNoweakneSS 28 күн бұрын

Jared is my new role model. In my head only, but still.

@kf5268 29 күн бұрын

Jared is my spirit animal 🦁

@ryokukagirinai Ай бұрын

ChatGPT therapist sounds depressing af, but if you're broke, give it a go i guess 😂

@benja_mint 29 күн бұрын

"this WEEKS sprint" 😆

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

weeks come and go... fast...

@gavipk 27 күн бұрын

Jared is my dawg

@drigondii 14 күн бұрын

I have a PM who is literally Cindy.

@cydeYT 28 күн бұрын

The office but in tech

@justmika6964 13 күн бұрын

4:54 im confused thought she started talking in dinosaur 😂

@rngesus8057 26 күн бұрын

Jared!!!!

@ajforthesky 4 күн бұрын

Jared is kinda my dad lmfao

@deathkid411 Ай бұрын

I don’t work in tech. Is this how it is? Hahah

@suic86 Ай бұрын

Now you know why people in tech have high salaries.

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

well... if you're lucky.

@VTX00128 26 күн бұрын

Yes and no depends on the how bad that company's corporate stupidity. But this hits close to home for some utter morons in management.

@MrPaksh 29 күн бұрын

Whats your spirit animal? Jared

@josephwolf7552 Ай бұрын

Fun fact I hate giving fun facts about myself. Another fun fact I despise pointless meetings I hate pointless buzzwords

@starofalltime Ай бұрын

Wonder how many sorry points this took to create?

@suic86 Ай бұрын

Were there regular sprint reviews and retrospectives for this?

@MWeebposting 19 күн бұрын

Got an estimate when season two drops?

@TheJere213 27 күн бұрын

For some reason Jared reminds me of GLaDOS. Just human male version

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

How do you do all the voices ? Is it a text-to-speech ?

@iamdanfleser Ай бұрын

great

@manojreddy19699 Ай бұрын

Jared is the Gilfoyl, the only legend.

@tgr5588 Ай бұрын

I don’t understand one thing about these videos. You use ai generated voices and that’s fine. But you also use ai generated subtitles and that’s not fine, they’re incorrect like half the time. Simply use the subtitles you wrote yourself as input for the voice ai

@Trizzer89 29 күн бұрын

You dont NEED to use open AI for internal AI models. I've made tons of models in Python, and I dont even have a ML degree

@leyasep5919 28 күн бұрын

But that'd be only 3 story points ...

@sampletext9426 28 күн бұрын

i feel sad for cindy

@akashgudigar807 Ай бұрын

Jared gives Gilfoyle vibes.

@Randomchannelname2 Ай бұрын

Guys why tf do you want to do your jobs waste some time on making weird story point estimates and making tickets actually work for like 1 hour and have fun everyone knows meetings are where your cam malfunctions and you just mute and play a mobile game while listening

@bootlegcaesar7481 Ай бұрын

Accurate AF. In fact imma head into all hands meeting and play some candy crush lmao

@Pandacruiser Ай бұрын

can you imagine? it takes 30 minutes everyday just to make everything pretty on jira board and time sheet