Jay Leno Monologue

Jay Leno Monologue - 2003

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5 жыл бұрын

Today's comedians can only aspire to be as great as Leno, Letterman or Carson. They all lack he wit to even approach their greatness One indication is that ALL of the late-night talk show hosts now rely on profanity for cheep laughs -- bleep!!! - Leno, Letterman and Carson were never bleeped even ONCE in their entire careers; today's late-night hosts cannot get through even one episode without being bleeped. Seth Myers is the prime example of a no-talent host who relies upon bleeps for laughs.

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@danb308 Жыл бұрын

God I miss late night like this

@checkoutmyyoutubepage Жыл бұрын

Me too.

@5280mminnick 2 жыл бұрын

The dynamic that Kevin Ubanks and Jay Leno had was unmatchable during this era of late night.

@jacobrichardson1952 3 жыл бұрын

I grew up watching this show and it was nostalgic.

@checkoutmyyoutubepage Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@starter47990 3 жыл бұрын

This man had the funniest opening monalogues

@gardensofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

He did have some really good ones ... I think all the older shows Johnny Carson when I was a kid , David Letterman , Jay Leno , Conan I think all those shows were better than the ones we've had since then . And I also loved Tom Snyder ... he was great ... and a great storyteller .

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

Right. I'm looking for the one where he talked about the 2 people stranded at sea who survived on raw fish and urine. He said, " That's disgusting ! I hate raw fish "

@Matt_Hatt3r 3 жыл бұрын

Wow even on a semi-off night, Leno is still 1000x better than Fallon! The difference, you may ask? Leno is actually funny!

@danielstanic2498 2 жыл бұрын

FALLON IS LIBTURD JERK

@KeyserSoze23 Жыл бұрын

#Lenocore

@Joebangles34 6 ай бұрын

It always cracks me up when he gets booed and he usually says, “Oh shut up!” like at 4:09 🤣

@adammichaeltartsah2333 4 жыл бұрын

I dont care, Lenos monologues are legendary. Lol

@anraymcneil751 4 жыл бұрын

“Christian Slater Investigation!”😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jay Leno is ICONIC!

@bridgit4932 3 ай бұрын

Kevin Ubanks is adorable! He always has a smile on his face! Great laugh!!

@darrenpoole2513 4 жыл бұрын

Eat your heart out Fallon

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

Bring back Leno

@witchcraftwilliam7879 2 жыл бұрын

He was very popular for hes time. Filling Johnny shoes no small task

@gregst.a4144 2 жыл бұрын

The Good Old Days!

@veritastriumphantchurch776 2 жыл бұрын

The guy was a riot and 1000 times more original than any of the others Loved his quirky off the wall bits like "Will this impress Ed Asner" Jaywalking, or the time he showed up at people's apartments and had them star in their own movie And his cracks about Olive Garden were hilarious

@gardensofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

Funny you mention him cracking on Olive Garden because several years ago white rapper Post Malone took late night host Jimmy Fallon out to eat at Olive Garden , and I was making jokes about how that's not even authentic Italian food . You wouldn't believe how many people gave me a hard time and try to argue with me telling me how great Olive Garden is . Jay Leno was way ahead of the Curve that's for sure .

@veritastriumphantchurch776 2 жыл бұрын

@@gardensofthegods Oh yes! The line is always, oh the endless breadsticks and the salad! You'd have to eat an awful lot to fill up before the "Tour of Italy" arrived with the canned tomato sauce that tasted like it was made by Chef Boyardee And Fallon is to comedy what the Olive Garden is to a real family owned ristorante in Roma

@judyroks 3 жыл бұрын

Back when late night was still funny .

@gardensofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

Yep not the crap it has become .

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

Right

@gardensofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes Kevin would come up with some really good ones .

@vikrantarora5709 3 жыл бұрын

He was simply the best in the business

@colehara 3 жыл бұрын

Not ten minutes of political whining like late night hosts of today.

@gardensofthegods 2 жыл бұрын

Keith I hate this era we live in ... I really miss the good old days . Johnny Carson , David Letterman , Jay Leno , Arsenio Hall and Conan O'Brien .

@MichaelGrey11 4 жыл бұрын

My childhood

@kevwallace6628 4 жыл бұрын

Man, who forgets what it’s like to say people are fat and gay and not get killed over it?

@jeffzest8393 4 жыл бұрын

Plus, would get wrath for saying "illegal aliens."

@DoubleGauss 4 жыл бұрын

Those were the days before there was a sewer known as Twitter

@AndriaDavis-uf4hv 7 ай бұрын

Jay Leno is a 1990's favorite!

@nydrell1969 3 жыл бұрын

when the jay leno show came off the air i stopped watching tv

@danielvrodriguez81 2 жыл бұрын

Back when it was actually funny

@krisla8211 2 жыл бұрын

Leno ❤️❤️

@yoshi31713 3 жыл бұрын

The inflatable Halle Berry doll.. 😂

@jet07son 3 жыл бұрын

please bring late night back

@JohnSmith-el6lk 3 жыл бұрын

The late night shows we have now aren't just terrible, their evil.

@Wizardof 8 ай бұрын

JAY: I was looking at some Battle Creek, MI advertisement in the paper, a touristy ad, and it calls itself "The Breakfast Food City..." OK NOW HOW FAAAAT have we gotten in this country and obsessed with eating to call a city "BREAKFAST FOOD...*HANDWAVE*...."

@franciscoromero7761 2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad he brings some of his classic monologue antics and now even HEADLINES to his new show: "You Bet Your Life" it MADE me cry...🥲... of Laughter 🤣🤣

@Bonny228 2 жыл бұрын

My high school years lol

@peteyjames1829 6 ай бұрын

I miss jay❤

@jet07son 3 жыл бұрын

i like the skunk hair cut look , real appealing : )

@alcabane3125 2 жыл бұрын

where can i watch the full classic episodes, if anyone knows let me know

@jeffzest8393 2 жыл бұрын

No where. And my uploads get few views, fewer thumbs up and even fewer thanks.

@TheBlindDM 3 жыл бұрын

Different time

@blindedby2monkeys 3 жыл бұрын

i always liked or hated how he so constantly says "what else is going on" as if he's coming up with these in real time.

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

Maybe that was his subtle way of stalling, to give the guy time to get the cue cards ready for him to read

@blindedby2monkeys Жыл бұрын

@@dennismclaurin1487 Holy you are right. Mr right is your name from now on. Until you're wrong though. Even in the tiniest way. Terms apply.

@dannyjudge2876 2 жыл бұрын

This was i’ll classy time in America. If you had told somebody from that time. That they would’ve laughed at you, but it’s true. Our society has broken down so far.

@MHLegacy 2 жыл бұрын

(11:00) Well, Stone was his birth name but he changed it after he had that breakdown. It's still a Flintstone-style name, either way. What, you never wondered why he laughed like that? I think Robot Chicken did a documentary on his relapse. As Jay would say, "Did you see this? Did you hear about this?" ;) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ir-CnqyDp5ubpGg.html

@anraymcneil751 3 жыл бұрын

Leno BURNS! 0:49, 0:54 0:57, 1:01 1:11, 1:21 1:42, 1:46 2:38, 2:45 3:41, 4:11 4:56, 5:02 6:18, 6:27 Jay got the audience too!

@MrGregoryHawkins 3 жыл бұрын

There’s no one better than jay I love him late night just not the same without him

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

So true

@ryry20002 Жыл бұрын

Times sure change. What do you think they hated more back then, poor people, gay people, or women?

@danb308 Жыл бұрын

They didn't hate any of those people back then. You either had a post 9/11 sense of country and strength or you hated George Bush. Other than that, humor was fully allowed on both sides.

@ahdtarrab4750 2 жыл бұрын

Man what happened to late night shows? It's all propaganda these days. Thank you Jay and Kevin for the many years of laughter

@TheVernon8 Жыл бұрын

porpoergander

@anraymcneil751 4 жыл бұрын

It’s Len O’clock! Do you have The Jay Leno Show in 2009?

@jeffzest8393 4 жыл бұрын

Why 2009? Have selected shows, but varied years.

@jeffzest8393 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, ok, that was the year he went prime time! NBC blocked those uploads, but I was able to upload a partial episode with Halle Berry, but I had to splice it frequently to avoid content ID. Lot of work; yet, some people still complained! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qNZ3lqd8qL3HnHk.html

@SaigonCine Жыл бұрын

Prince Charles is now a King of London.

@hot_dogg 3 жыл бұрын

back when late night talk shows were comedic and not political propaganda

@lmaga1082 2 жыл бұрын

Those were the days when everything wasn't so politically correct. Jay is awesome

@brandon0627 2 жыл бұрын

Lay Jeno

@chadgross7114 4 жыл бұрын

I looking ate he show 1995. I. Still looking in the year of 2020

@ElWeyChingon 2 жыл бұрын

Jay was hilarious. Sucks he’s probably gonna be remembered for the Conan thing

@dennismclaurin1487 Жыл бұрын

He couldn't replace Leno. Wasn't meant to be

@jonesy2111 11 ай бұрын

I miss those days when late night talk shows were actually funny

@jeffzest8393 11 ай бұрын

Now just BLEEP, BLEEP passes as funny rather than wit and good humor.

@Carmine_Lupertazzi 2 жыл бұрын

Sad people

@kawilui 4 жыл бұрын

If Jay still here I’m sure he’ll have a blast making fun of Donald Trump

@jeffzest8393 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, just like other presidents, but not to the extent of today's comedians who use Trump as a crutch, just like they use obscenity rather than wit.

@Hgh38 2 жыл бұрын

@@jeffzest8393 I mean now they are basically if cnn was a late night show host

@dadtronic Жыл бұрын

@@jeffzest8393 ah yes, the old tired trump as a crutch argument but we all know it just means they were spot on and hurt your little feefee booboos over your para social relationship with orange man.

@markgreen2545 2 ай бұрын

Sas

@markgreen2545 2 жыл бұрын

Sad

@gwinbeer 3 жыл бұрын

I vividly remembered Leno said "Holy Shiite" in one of his monologues, lol. But seriously, the comedians of today just need to chill out about President Trump and the obvious leftist push. He knows it too - without him, they'll have ZERO material to work with. About the only exception is Conan... somehow I think he was forced go the political route by the higher-ups.

@Alex-kl3sc 3 жыл бұрын

His hair color is rediculous

@oliverheaviside2539 3 жыл бұрын

So is your inability to spell “ridiculous”.

@andrewbarbarash3116 3 жыл бұрын

Leno was a wonderful standup comedian in the 80s, just check out his old stuff on Letterman, he's in the zone, sharp as razor. But his Tonight show stuff was painfully bland, and paint by numbers, despite great ratings. I never thought he was fully satisfied with his own performances either.

@paulmcnair6124 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't appreciate this show shame on me

@J.B24 4 жыл бұрын

That's such a vanity exercise of making sure you get Jay shaking hands with fans on camera. The little black spot on the front of his hair is like a black hole for jokes.

@jeffzest8393 4 жыл бұрын

Not so much in my opinion. He really is that friendly. I went to one of his shows, and he patiently waited to talk to fans in line to talk with him. He also came out before the show in all denim and was generally warm and very entertaining...even more so than in the show!