Go to thegrablegroup.com/speaker/jeff-allen/ to learn more about Jeff Allen and The Grable Group.
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@hortondlfn19945 жыл бұрын
"I can't believe you threw it at me!" I fell out of my chair.
@lisajames26835 жыл бұрын
I'm on Team Husband for this one - 'If I'm awake I'll carve the chicken' DOES NOT MEAN 'wake me up violently to carve the chicken'!
@Chanteuse665 жыл бұрын
I'm with you. I say this as a person that no one seems to mind waking up at any time!
@GetaPetaHome5 жыл бұрын
Rick your part your regularly if you wanted to die young. No joke. Sleeping is critical to cellular regeneration an immune response and the children it’s for brain and growth development. It takes one wicked person to yank a person out of sleep on a regular basis. I wouldn’t do it unless the place were ablaze.
@Rena-ej7vv5 жыл бұрын
Maybe if he ever cleaned anything she wouldn't have to.
@user-pv9my4gl9w4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. My ex-husband was the one who would wake me up for dumb stuff. I wasn't even napping I was just trying to get my 3 hours of sleep between jobs. It's not right.
@StephanieMT4 жыл бұрын
Why didnt she carve the chicken her self if she wanted it that bad
@ronaldulip94705 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this with my wife . She’s laughing so hard she just left the room . We can so relate to this .
@tonydobek89085 жыл бұрын
He can tell that story for a 100 years and it will never get old!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@trooper32624 жыл бұрын
1000 years
@heliaalves90624 жыл бұрын
"If your wife said you said it, you said it" Had me laughing so hard! :D This comedian is absolutely brilliant, I love him so much, I always laugh a lot.
@cheryljune16033 жыл бұрын
He’s so funny
@edithdlp80452 жыл бұрын
Jeff is not only a comedian he is also a therapist.
@tcmw7795 жыл бұрын
Really appreciate the clean comedy - very refreshing!
@mackymoo13294 жыл бұрын
Tim Watson yep. I liked it too
@phantim_othy5714 жыл бұрын
Tim Watson ...yes it’s refreshing to hear a comedian that needs to constantly swear to get a laugh...
@Racingirl9114 жыл бұрын
Yup! Same here! 😁
@VinceAdams-qy4re4 жыл бұрын
He wasn't always like that. He used to swear doing stand up comedy and he was also an atheist. He became a Christian in the late 90s and cleaned his act up (no pun intended).
@reuk4 жыл бұрын
That is very true!
@leemontgomery79144 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is one of the best comedians there is. He “mind-paints” all of his marriage experiences to the point where his audience clearly relates to every detail.
@fiorini_mochachino4 жыл бұрын
Oh, wow! Thank God for my wife. She's an amazing lady! She goes out of her way to keep everyone quiet when I have a nap. She must be an angel. And I'm saying this after 23 years of marriage!
@shirleec18113 жыл бұрын
I do, but my husband doesn't.
@TruckTaxiMoveIt3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like your wife is an angel or you're the breadwinner
@Mexicobeanpole3 жыл бұрын
Because she truly loves and respects you. It’s rare. We have that in our marriage. I’m eternally grateful.
@ruthieruiz19813 жыл бұрын
😂.. You gotta watch the Bill Bur skit about women like that!!!
@bastardxin37492 жыл бұрын
It depend on how much you make per month.
@susanhaines31535 жыл бұрын
There must have been a carving class somewhere between the bedroom and kitchen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheWriterWalker5 жыл бұрын
That remark made me laugh, too.
@dogman07115 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is one on KZfaq..........maybe......ok I'm not sure at all
@doctorpaul345 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@deborahduthie45194 жыл бұрын
Susan HAINES 🤣🤣🤣😁
@shirleec18113 жыл бұрын
And he didn't take it.
@eltoro7474 жыл бұрын
He makes me think of my marriage and it brings me to tears. Then I remember I am divorced and I can smile again.
@marciabraga1111 Жыл бұрын
😂
@Mrs_Guac_and_Glock5 жыл бұрын
Seriously paused the video to discuss with my husband whose side we should be on. His response, "I'm on whichever side Jesus is on." How do I agrue with that 🤷😄
@probinson82965 жыл бұрын
...just ask Eve.... :)
@jovanleon75 жыл бұрын
😄
@markw35985 жыл бұрын
Jesus was never married, now we know why!!
@probinson82965 жыл бұрын
@@markw3598 not quite true. The church is His bride... :)
@proton77_15 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@TommyNitro5 жыл бұрын
"Apparently there was a chicken carving class...." lolololol
@TruckTaxiMoveIt3 жыл бұрын
No one carves a small chicken
@baejiaoflying94344 жыл бұрын
"When I got married, I didn't realize that the phrase 'are you watching that?' was rhetorical." Yup.
@cynthiaholland135 жыл бұрын
First time I've heard him. Hilarious! As someone whose been married for 20+ years, this is right on.
@StarboyXL95 жыл бұрын
Thanks 4 confirming. More and more young men need to realize that marriage is a trap.
@stillthepillar6844 жыл бұрын
@@StarboyXL9 Marriage is not a trap. Modern day feminism is a trap. And coincidentally, you are in that trap as we speak thinking that dying a bachelor is a good thing. Most of the time its that you're a bad judge of character. There is such a thing as "marriage material".
@epdlp45064 жыл бұрын
I have been married for over 20 years to. She is so right!🤔
@edwatts98904 жыл бұрын
I tell people, "Marriage is SO much more than just a word -- it's a sentence!"
@bobbierobinson62694 жыл бұрын
He has some of the best shows about marriage and parenthood. You should look up more.
@toddvandell855 жыл бұрын
"Oh! You're awake." 😂😂😂😂😂
@markw35985 жыл бұрын
I ask my wife to take a nap with me, she said: "I don't take naps"!! .... and apparently neither do I, ..... anymore!
@NB-ky5ol4 жыл бұрын
lol. Yep, not anymore.
@nawtsurprised4 жыл бұрын
If you'll slip a little something in her drink she'll go sleepy sleep, and you'll be able to have a restful nap as well.
@yaniquebeckford16994 жыл бұрын
Lol.😀
@Lilolindiriel4 жыл бұрын
Hmmn why force ones husband from a nap.? Join him
@moniquemonicat4 жыл бұрын
That's sad! My guy and I have been taking naps every day since we were in our 30s. We don't take them together, usually me around 1pm and him at all different times. It is *understood* each person gets a 2 even 3 hr nap every day when we want. Hyper mentally-active and energetic people need naps! Sometimes I'll skip a few days but he never skips his naps.
@valev37295 жыл бұрын
If someone woke me up in that way, we’d have a problem. If someone wakes me for something that trivial, we have a problem. If anyone expects coherent human interaction out of me within 30 minutes after waking up, it’s simply not happening... and we have a major problem. - A woman
@VidkunQL5 жыл бұрын
What if someone wakes you in a very unpleasant way, just to have a paper-thin pretense that you woke up on your own?
@BothHands15 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@ChristiansPrayingTogether4 жыл бұрын
You not have kids or a gf for long .. He stayed with her over 30 years- she must be doing something awfully good
@rosebutler95864 жыл бұрын
My husband will wake me up from a nap by turning the light on and asking if I’m asleep.
@ferzinhaN3 жыл бұрын
"If someone expects coherent human interaction 30..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you had me on that one
@anthonyledington31435 жыл бұрын
Sleep loss has ended a few relationships for me. Sleep isn't negotiable for me. Especially when im hurting, sleep is an important part of recovering from arthritis flares.
@andyj41825 жыл бұрын
Walked back into work with tears of laughter rolling down my face after watching this.
@DeJIMMYJAM5 жыл бұрын
I’m dying laughing!!! Especially when he said his wife took a chicken carving class in between the bedroom and the kitchen
@vannicholas11803 жыл бұрын
"Marriage is much more than just a word, it is a sentence" ... lmao this is one of those sayings which has such an immense amount of double-entendre truth... all I can do is shake my head laughing, while crying inside.
@edithdlp80454 жыл бұрын
My husband is like Jeff's wife. He never lets go. As of today he still remembers things that I said 20 years ago.
@mard70214 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic well done Jeff and no swearing 👍🏻
@miresly7777775 жыл бұрын
"When she's awake your awake" hahaha awww that's so messed up ....lmao 😂Let the man sleep lady hahaha
@rixpix29575 жыл бұрын
Lol. Thank you!
@onpsxmember5 жыл бұрын
how can being awake belong to anyone...messed up indeed.
@courtneyballard14525 жыл бұрын
Wait until you have a husband 🤣
@BothHands15 жыл бұрын
onpsxmember my thoughts exactly
@kathyyoung17745 жыл бұрын
That was my ex. If he was awake, everybody had to be awake.
@indicasmama5 жыл бұрын
I believe in letting them sleep. A sleeping man or child is one less problem to deal with. Lol
@caity92445 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hawktchr85 жыл бұрын
TRUTH
@kristinesmart245 жыл бұрын
GREAT ONE!👍
@VinceAdams-qy4re5 жыл бұрын
The same goes for a sleeping woman too.
@Dirtbag-Hyena5 жыл бұрын
My mom. 2am vacuuming the floor,I wake up angry "Mom!! What the hell you doing??" "Im vacuuming, what does it look like"?? "Well,I know what youre doing,but WHY"!?!? MOM "Well,since you're up......"😂 Greatest human being on the planet my mother,but ALWAYS with the beat around the bush questions. Like waking me up with a vacuum at 2am was better than just nicely waking me & asking me then. She also had a way of telling you to do something like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread. "How bout I let YOU wash the dishes this time"?? In a "Lets go to Sea World...." kinda tone😆 Love my mother❤
@garyscardcollectionbygary89856 жыл бұрын
I like Jeff Allen. My wife and I watched him on the "Apostles of Comedy" . All 4 guys were very funny. I love to make people laugh so I appreciate good clean comedians. God bless!
@lauriemashek54195 жыл бұрын
His wife is a frightening woman.
@markw35985 жыл бұрын
Said by every man that has ever been married.
@elxenos15 жыл бұрын
I doubt it. She is the source of his income :), his muse. Nice story-telling, true or not.
@omg-bh4pg4 жыл бұрын
His and mine. Anyone else?
@hplc1234563 жыл бұрын
Never been married, not even been in relationships, single&solitary my entire life and apparently have little to regret
@fatherof8kids5 жыл бұрын
Chicken carving class. I laugh so hard at that one! Classic.
@JamesBongo5 жыл бұрын
Damn this is so accurate it hurts a little
@martinsmith55205 жыл бұрын
After watching about an hour of this clips, my God this man is whipped
@cipher881014 жыл бұрын
Confirmed
@journeytoself4 жыл бұрын
How can you dislike this amazing show? He is hillarious!
@seaknightvirchow81314 ай бұрын
I am so glad I am not alone in the universe when it comes to naps. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
@opal3314 жыл бұрын
I loved when my husband took naps. I'd finally get some quiet peaceful time to myself to read or write.
@mvl715 жыл бұрын
When I'm in bed on time, and my wife gets in bed late, she doesn't mind waking me up for a cuddle (yes, cuddle). God forbid if it's the other way 'round. "I need my sleep!". To paraphrase Terry Pratchett: three happily married years. The other 17 weren't too bad either.
@irimac18065 жыл бұрын
Omg you read Terry Pratchett :D
@tanyabattaglia934 жыл бұрын
Aww thats too bad, I dont get enough cuddles. Id say cuddle away! Haha
@marcblum5348 Жыл бұрын
"If your wife said you said it, you said it" My wife: "Yup, he learned a thing or two."
@pinkfuschia81405 жыл бұрын
My parents make me laugh when they disagree with my meat carving. They bring their electric carver which has a really short lead and my mum who is left handed shows him, right handed, struggling as she guides his hand to get the thin slices they like, with the thing close to the wall socket. Nothing like seeing your parents tied to the wall in a fight with a buzzing blade going in between their hands.
@caity92445 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@stinkiebhlood64734 жыл бұрын
Bitch why yo lame ass type all dis shit
@TheBMWaters215 жыл бұрын
I’ve been married 3 months and this has already started lol fun to laugh at yourself
@nawtsurprised4 жыл бұрын
Is it too late for an annulment?
@DavidJones-hd7jj4 жыл бұрын
If you’re married you definitely get all the humour.
@sharandsouza98985 жыл бұрын
Heres another classic which I heard from my wife. "I'm not like other women. You will have all the freedom you need"
@tendersheep6675 жыл бұрын
*I'm Team Sleep!* I hate waking sleeping people!!
@rixpix29575 жыл бұрын
Amen
@TheRealpennyInfo5 жыл бұрын
Marry me 🐧❤️
@helencaligiuri89145 жыл бұрын
While I hear you, I think you missed the point! Cheers,H
@kristinesmart245 жыл бұрын
You're a great gf/wife/person in general.
@Dirtbag-Hyena5 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealpennyInfo Stand in line bub😊
@jimwilloughby5 жыл бұрын
I had a mouthful of water when said he was going to pause while the audience chose sides. I almost did a spit take and ruined my computer screen.
@gramcc5143 жыл бұрын
Lol. During meal time in our Bible study, after our pastor corrected my hubby when he said I didn't say something that I'd just said, my hubby disagreed with him. I 'gently' reminded him that he was arguing with our Pastor. Lol.
@salonika1014 жыл бұрын
Ppl who want you to be awake if they're awake are the worst kinds of ppl.
@maretvilla15313 жыл бұрын
True. That's a sign of pure selfishness and narcissism.
@burpostockings4 жыл бұрын
My wife can recall something i said 5 years ago. "You said, 5 years ago, to this very minute 'In 5 years, if I dont have that Bronco fixed up, i'll get rid of it'" "Shit.."
@Icegoddesswolf5 жыл бұрын
My man works long hours, when I'm over and if he's napping, I let him sleep an hour or more cuz ik he needs it
@flyingdutchman90534 жыл бұрын
Nidhi its just a way of saying leave him in peace where I m from
@jaynestag952 жыл бұрын
Hope my husband has a great week. Now where did I put his car keys?🤔😂
@iasimov59605 жыл бұрын
And I thought only MY wife was like that.
@joemachunda Жыл бұрын
I have the ability to laugh at myself. It's made my marriage hilarious at times. He's silly in his own way , anyway I'll do something stupid away from my husband and can't wait to tell him so we can both laugh. Laughter in marriage brings you closer.
@elainemerrill2255 жыл бұрын
The simple things, that's the start, just cuddle each other more, and skip the junk.
@landmassproductions4 жыл бұрын
You have no one to blame but your self for getting married.
@SWEETANDSAUCYANGEL4 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me laugh so hard that I actually forget to breathe.
@GetaPetaHome5 жыл бұрын
Sleep deprivation is a tactic of cruelty. Neither my husband nor I ever do that to each other no matter what. Even if one of us is sick the house stays dark and quiet. That’s what I called love!
@phyvo5 жыл бұрын
"Sleep deprivation is a tactic of cruelty." Can someone tell this to all the babies?
@eloisem32142 жыл бұрын
That IS true love, wanting the best for each other.
@techtoth15 жыл бұрын
It really happened to me! I was dead tired (working my @ss off to try and help her brother's debts), and she began vacuuming. I couldn't believe it. Luckily for me the relationship didn't end well. :)
@jokidd40055 жыл бұрын
Poor bloke, sounds like love to me
@thechildfreeafricanexplorer5 жыл бұрын
I need to hear both sides of this story before i make a ruling 😎
@nonovyobiznez37355 жыл бұрын
Whatever ... the story is clear and concise from my POV 🤣
@AmyMichelleWiley5 жыл бұрын
Bet you this is her side: she worked hard in the kitchen cooking for him and he didn't want to spend five minutes to help. ;-) But if there were a good reason he needed a nap, I would have put it in the fridge and let him carve it when he woke.
@dlwatib5 жыл бұрын
I need to cross you off my eligible list.
@davebuchan815 жыл бұрын
Haha, I like your style. It was a funny joke but I ain't on nobodies side yet!
@emersonmoulton5 жыл бұрын
Have not laughed SO HARD in a VERY long time. THANK YOU!!!!
@dickduquesne4 жыл бұрын
Couldn't get anything past the line on the chicken carving class between bedroom and kitchen. had to rewind almost half the video, after 10 minutes of hysterical laughter ...
@lb88255 жыл бұрын
He is so funny! We have fought over the dishes many times, now it's our son's job 🤣
@rosekilledjack5 жыл бұрын
Lmao the vacuuming part
@rocknroller775 жыл бұрын
rosekilledjack 😅 i know. I cant stop laughing with the vacuum ramming into the base of the bed. Lol
@Dachdogoriginal5 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman, and I'm on your side. That was very unacceptable. People should be able to nap. And two, learn to carve it yourself. You're an adult. I have friends that have no regard to being quiet. Annoying.
@moniquemonicat4 жыл бұрын
My guy and I take naps every day and have since we were in our 30s. It is just *understood* each one of us gets a 2-3 hour nap every day and we take them at different times. I can't imagine one not letting the other have a nap, especially for energetic hyper or high-strung people, we need naps! We're both extreme extroverts, must charge the battery!
@janekiceniuk15784 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered this comedian on DryBar Comedy. So now I watch alot of his clips. He is very funny Sidenote: I've heard this bit done by a different comedian on PG Comedy. I guess they "loan" their bits?
@sonlover623 жыл бұрын
Jeff has been telling this ‘bit’ for over twenty years-may have been ‘borrowed’
@JosephOlson-ld2td4 жыл бұрын
"Does this dress make my butt look big?" "No, you're butt makes your butt look big" (not the right answer)
@RightToSelfDefense5 жыл бұрын
Just remember your oaths say "until death do us part" but before then DOUBLE her life insurance policy coverage.
@Chuloon5 жыл бұрын
His wife sounds like my mum ... we weren't even allowed to take naps after age 10.
@dannyjr79974 жыл бұрын
Darn this guy is clean and funny.
@heliaalves90625 жыл бұрын
It's been a long time since I laughed this much!!! Thanks for the upload :)
@KweKanata4 жыл бұрын
Ha! It’s the other way around in my house. G*d help anyone who dares make a sound when my husband naps but if I need to rest for a few minutes, he’s banging and smashing something to prevent me.
@lisarobinson35214 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! I needed this laugh
@theSword-5 жыл бұрын
My ex made the mistake of waking me up with loud noises, and found out the hard way that it was the 1st and last time it would ever happen. I waited until she was asleep a few days later and came blasting into the bedroom banging pans together yelling, "wake up!" She flew out of the bed yelling, "what's wrong?" I said calmly, "nothing, but don't ever wake ME up with loud noises again." She was pissed, but never did it again. And no, I'm not sorry.😂
@CSWRB4 жыл бұрын
Key word - ex So the person you loved so much that you chose to marry her did something dumb and you retaliated in a dumb way instead of talking it out. How’d that work out for ya?
@Alicia-BG4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, well, it was only fair that she felt what you felt. 😆
@Alicia-BG4 жыл бұрын
@@CSWRB wow, lmao, suddenly you know exactly why it's his ex? I'm sorry but many women (mostly feminists) think they rule over men. Just by the fact that she didn't have the courtesy of either letting him sleep or waking him up in a normal way tells me that she was one of those.
@CSWRB4 жыл бұрын
Alicia, I’m not assuming any more about his ex than you are. My initial comment about the OP’s dumb way of retaliation applies to BOTH men and women who would do such a thing. The OP’s comment doesn’t give much information about the situation other than the spouse made loud noises that awoke him, so none of us know if the wife’s intent was to awaken him in such a way or if she did it by accident, or anything else which would be childish on her part, but we sure do know his act of retaliation was premeditated. Yeah, women can try to rule over men, but men do the SAME. I’m a conservative who hates 99.99 % of what 2nd and 3rd wave feminists have brought into this world, but any spouse who acts as childish as the op deserves to be called out for it no matter what their gender. But hey, you just keep on with your pandering to MGTOW without question or criticism because so what if that ideology is just as bad for society as feminism.
@thevanman44984 жыл бұрын
CSWRB he got his rightful peace and quiet that’s what he got!
@fleetcomm15 жыл бұрын
He must be married to my ex’s clone.
@nawtsurprised4 жыл бұрын
AWALT - All Women Are Like That
@tanyabattaglia934 жыл бұрын
@@nawtsurprised 😂 not true. The laidback ones arent, I would know haha Im also used to doing everything myself and I love naps so theres no way I would wake my husband up for something so small.
@tanyabattaglia934 жыл бұрын
@7.83 Hz Of course, not everyones the same. And I prefer to have my own job and money, that way you dont have to ask others for help. Its really all about independence and being able to have your own hobbys. People get into relationships and become co-dependent much too quickly forgetting that they are still individuals. Life partners but still individuals.
@chaosawaits5 жыл бұрын
Every man has had this exact argument 1000 times
@lauriemashek54195 жыл бұрын
Well that literally is not true unless he was arguing with himself. Besides who is stupid enough to have the SAME argument 1000 times? Didn’t you learn anything the first 50 times.
@fred3068015 жыл бұрын
That sounds like my ex - wife. She told me she loved to cook. Turned out washing the dishes was toxic to her. She could make some Great cake's an cookies. And in the process dirty every dish in the house. I knew I was about to learn a whole new skill set when I heard her on the phone talking to her mother. And she says, How do you make mashed potato's ? I may not have ever been accused of having an over abundance of brains. But even I know you cook a steak an boil a potato. After our first year together I learned how to cook most anything I wanted. Strange thing she turned into the twice the woman I married, literally twice the size, and complained about every thing I cooked. At this time I was a fork lift mechanic. They had sent me to a place that processed chicken's. So I had to take the fork lift out side to work on it. It's close to 100% outside no shade. Some how these people had gotten peaces of chicken wrapped up in the wheels an steering. I spent most of the day pulling rotten chicken peace's of this lift. The smell was awful and I was covered in it, I almost threw up. I get home an she says to me look what I learned how to cook. There sat a big plate of fried chicken. Driving through KFC an picking up a bucket of chicken is Not the same thing as cooking it at home. No, I could not eat that, In fact it took me a few years before I would eat chicken. About the only time I got any peace is when she would go to sleep. So I let her sleep. She would let me sleep. When I got up she would use her jedi mind games on me. Like not talk to me an cry for week. It was exhausting trying to figure out what I did wrong. Only to hear from her say, I wanted to spend time with you an all you wanted to do is sleep. So I guess the guy is right in this video somehow it is always the man's fault.
@warrenjensen46704 жыл бұрын
@BlueJayRobin Lay off the meth, please
@USA-ul5cg7 жыл бұрын
God bless you Jeff Allen
@georgeisaak53215 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha that was awesome !!!! i cant believe how accurate his descriptions are ! i felt his pain ! LOL
@christims50126 жыл бұрын
ITS LIKE IF GOD HAD A SENSE OF HUMOR, HE PROJECTS IT THRU CHRISTIANS LIKE THIS. LOVE YA JEFF ALLEN. AND THANK YOU
@driggs21095 жыл бұрын
Chris Tims I believe God does have a sense of humor.
@hansabass5 жыл бұрын
Well, if you think giving aids to babies is funny, then yes, your god is hilarious...!
@FireLordJohn31915 жыл бұрын
hansabass well, He is funny. We live in a fallen world.
@hansabass5 жыл бұрын
Which that god of his apparently has created to fall. Which is also very funny, of course...
@driggs21095 жыл бұрын
@@hansabass That is a ridiculous argument and you know that. No one thinks it's funny for a baby to have aids. I'm all for a good debate and differences of opinions, but I can't take seriously anyone that makes such outlandish statements.
@negakirine5 жыл бұрын
This is way cuter than how We almost got divorced quite a few times over doing the dishes, him being the expert... until I stopped doing them altogether. We have now moved to a new place that has a dishwasher, thank God! :-D
@Kipx995 жыл бұрын
Thank god ill never get married again, watching this just reminds me why Ill never do it.
@minnieeloise20905 жыл бұрын
🤣
@prolarus5 жыл бұрын
Quitter
@Kipx995 жыл бұрын
@Thor Odinson What, getting married? I know.
@horseman95824 жыл бұрын
Kit Snow, you know what they call a second marriage? The triumph of optimism over experience!
@Jim198263014 жыл бұрын
@BlueJayRobin Some people have no brain!
@patmurphy63863 жыл бұрын
omg this brings back so many memories. Funny beyond belief
@deborahduthie45194 жыл бұрын
My husband was a shift worker. I never would wish to wake him. I didn’t even wake him when both of our children were to be born.
@TheNagualZone4 жыл бұрын
omg he is HILARIOUS! absolute world class
@sdmiii11022 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing the little things couples fight about.
@jasonwixom2 жыл бұрын
My wife will jump on me, and then ask “Are you awake?” Me “no, I’m still sleeping.” Her “oh good, you are awake.”
@KellyJeanetteSwift5 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
@meggrotte47603 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my mom. You never wanted me taking a nap when I came home from school and I was always so tired
@saravarsanov86605 жыл бұрын
He is so hilarious !!
@johnnyllooddte34155 жыл бұрын
sooo true..i havent slept in 45 years and i have never won an arguement with a lady.. i grew up in a family of 25 great aunts and uncles and their daughters and their husbands wives... and children... and my sisters and brothers wives and all their daughters etc. i used to be in the plant nursery and florist business..owned 100 florists.. talk about lots of women.. then i was in the airlines.. 1000s of women.. and now orphanages in 50 countries .. ive been told what to do and think and eat and sleep for 50 years in a dozen languages ...ahahah doc johnny sicily and congo
@johnnyllooddte34155 жыл бұрын
if i want to sleep a weekend.. i get a hotel under a false name ahahah
@TheMjohann5 жыл бұрын
"When she's awake your awake" Nobody followed that rule more then my grandmother. I challenge you all to tell me a more crazy example then what happend in my family. Me and my mother lived in the apartment under my grandmother and grandfather and one day my mother goes upstairs for something. She smells smoke, not uncommon since we did have fireplaces in the apartments. Except that this was during the summer. And one look at my grandmother who is alone in the livingroom looking cranky makes alarmbells ring. So following the smell of smoke she find the source. A small bonfire burning under my grandfathers bed where he was napping. A neatly stacked little bonfire she litteraly lit under his *ss cos he took a nap and she didnt like that! Yes, she said so herself!
@consciousbeing11884 жыл бұрын
ahahahah.. Holy shit.. that's both funny af and kinda scary at the same time
@LM-hb6yn3 жыл бұрын
Was she Italian? Sounds like my Italian grandmother. People were afraid to walk down the sidewalk past her house... they'd cross the street.
@creestee085 жыл бұрын
Almost died laughing!!! Ahahahaha. Had a good laugh.
@cathydegraw2124 жыл бұрын
I got tears!!! I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@helenottinger88184 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS !
@bubgum007 жыл бұрын
I LOVE Jeff Allen.
@brendatreants1964 жыл бұрын
Again let me say to you all : job well done !!! My face is sore, my sides are hurting so from listening to these funny, funny people telling these stories and jokes!!! THANKS THANKS THANKS !!! (I am so glad to have found you with these talented people with such craziness happening these days) BjT from NC
@Menyhard5 жыл бұрын
Love him clean comedy
@ekassien3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious, accurate & spot-on!
@4chispita5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! If your wife tells you that u said it then u said it lmao
@donnaglick85225 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a horrifying sweeper! LOL!Jeff is soo funny!Iam rolling laughing! LOL!
@christinapickett73854 жыл бұрын
Omg laughing so hard my sides hurt that was to funny 😆🤪🤣😂
@shinea.h.73314 жыл бұрын
My wife allows me to nap BUT starts some kind of story telling immediately which i should listen to... NOW I don’t want a nap😂