Jeff Dunham's Full Monologue
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@eccentricgamer4111 9 ай бұрын
I love Jeff's monologues. They demonstrate perfectly that he's just as hilarious without his puppets as he is with them.
@fieryphoenix586 8 ай бұрын
They also set up the talking points and subjects that will be discussed when the little guys come out.
@debramelendi8220 2 ай бұрын
DITTO, eccentricgamer!!
@user-vq6kz7md5e 2 ай бұрын
Same
@maryobrien8741 11 ай бұрын
I have never heard him do a monologue before. He is very funny! I especially love his bit about dogs.
@anthonyhitchman9789 3 ай бұрын
Never realised what a great comedian he was without his puppets. Respect 😅😅😅
@hbodiver Жыл бұрын
He's so good at his craft..😂
@pattyleamons9186 Жыл бұрын
He is so funny along with all his puppets. 😅
@zdzislawfelcyn Жыл бұрын
😂
@quinzillakingofcreativity 4 ай бұрын
When someone asks me why I was loud at a theater watching a comedy movie: 7:02
@williambilyeu9801 Жыл бұрын
I miss Jeff Dunham doing monologue. He used to do it at the beginning of his specials and they were hilarious. I have heard the bit about the Prius and Hummer before, but not about the dogs. 🤔😀😄👍
@ellenmarch3095 Жыл бұрын
"Anything that bounces when it barks... NOT A DOG". Been quoting this since this special came out. 😂😂😂
@mikegrossberg8624 3 ай бұрын
It's too bad this clip doesn't get to where he describes taking the Chihuahua for a walk!
@rickparker679 Жыл бұрын
JD's comedic timing and geniousness is only preceded by his ability to build and fly helicopters. Go figure. (Look it up)
@KATHIESHOES Жыл бұрын
OMG! Jeff sounded just like Peanut for a moment!!!
@tanyairwin3695 Жыл бұрын
Funny how that happens. 🙄
@qazwiz 11 ай бұрын
@@tanyairwin3695 😉🤣😉
@ericmonaco4509 9 ай бұрын
And Achmed
@bennettjudi1 Жыл бұрын
Loved it & seeing Jeff without any sticks. I've known Jeff since the 90's & my Warner Bros. days. Great days & always spot-on, great comedy
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Total agreement with the useless yapping dog....
@deanguthrie7222 7 ай бұрын
This is his BEST monologue!!!! I wish Netflix still had your other shows on...Minding the Monsters...Arguing with Myself...Controlled Chaos.....And Very Special Christmas Special.
@robertlamb7513 Жыл бұрын
I just noticed if you pay close attention you can hear the puppets when he talks about certain things like bubba j when he talks about the milage the hummer gets Walter when he gets pissed off about something and peanut when he is frustrated about something
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
"Thanks for laughing at that one ladies and gentlemen; that's the *stupidest* joke I tell all night..." 😀
@jsl1952 2 ай бұрын
loads of exceptional comedians, Jeff for me is above all.
@cas5936 2 ай бұрын
This guy is a fkkng GENIUS!!!!! This is the BEST of his monologues!
@michaelmolina6780 Жыл бұрын
Jeff-a It's the best vinterlycust 😂 the dumb Chichuachua dog got me laughing my @ss off . Rusty god dog Jeff best friend. You're fighting with daddy
@robertflegal1735 3 ай бұрын
This is one of Jeff's funniest monologues that I have ever seen!!!
@ashotofwhiskey219 2 ай бұрын
"Full" monologue Leaves out the ending 🤔 🤔 🤔
@sandycummings6551 2 ай бұрын
My absolute favorite monolog
@netsurferx1 3 ай бұрын
2:40 THPARKLEEEE!
@ireallyreallyhategoogle 10 ай бұрын
The best part is missing. With is girl, the leash and the chihuahua.
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
"The dog paused... she heard a new noise..." :D
@tammy6610 Ай бұрын
The guy is hilarious even without the dummies.
@paulinethomas5810 Жыл бұрын
Really funny Jeff
@mow4ncry 11 ай бұрын
Those little dogs aren't dogs they're barking cats 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@richardmaynardsmlambo8175 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😅
@carolhayes4233 11 ай бұрын
Love his comedy
@RLTNSPDEMA Жыл бұрын
That was beyond funny! Thanks gif
@tanyairwin3695 Жыл бұрын
Who?
@RLTNSPDEMA 11 ай бұрын
@@tanyairwin3695 His entire monologue!
@tanyairwin3695 11 ай бұрын
@@RLTNSPDEMA who are you on about? Who's gif?
@RLTNSPDEMA 11 ай бұрын
@@tanyairwin3695 Jeff Dunham
@tanyairwin3695 11 ай бұрын
@@RLTNSPDEMA why didn't you just say that? 🙄
@yalamanchilisujana425 19 күн бұрын
The chihuahua on a stick is something we HAVE to see 😂😂😂
@beverlykrause7015 11 ай бұрын
Jeff you are amazing. You always make me laugh.
@khfan4life365 Ай бұрын
“✨Sparkly~✨…I did that a little too well, didn’t I?” 🤣
@genewilliams617 Жыл бұрын
Rusty is knot right!!!!!
@rubynance7562 11 ай бұрын
You blow a horn in a Prius it sounds like a sneeze . Nice lawn ornament
@jonathanbair523 11 ай бұрын
Would love to see his jokes about the cost of fuel for his H1 now....
@judybest6991 2 ай бұрын
I Love Jeff Dunham
@barbaramcmickings 11 ай бұрын
Don't you hurt that Fur Baby❤❤❤
@chrissimmons9743 4 ай бұрын
4:53
@theundertaker5963 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is slowly turning into real life walter
@rsbkug3981 2 ай бұрын
He’s hysterical
@chrissimmons9743 4 ай бұрын
3:22
@zachtonight75 5 ай бұрын
Jeff Dunham is the only one who can defeat Ren Hoek! 😂
@Mattya5 5 ай бұрын
6:06 my very smart german shepard malinois has does this twice
@drevakelemen52n92 11 ай бұрын
Is Bill...still your Dog...,???? Hahaha
@mikemadness1607 11 ай бұрын
This comedy, unlike that Woke crap they’re trying to shove down our throats now.
@KitsuneAdorable Жыл бұрын
What does a catapulting chihuahua look like away? 🤔(btw: It's a joke. I don't like seeing animals hurt.)
@walterrising4276 11 ай бұрын
I'm sure everyone is aware it was a joke, not an endorsement of animal abuse
@rubynance7562 11 ай бұрын
❤❤❤ Love you Jeff ❤️❤️❤️
@cleverfitz779 11 ай бұрын
Good morning everyone
@margueritarotcas9539 2 ай бұрын
Hilarious! Would love to see a chihuahua on a stick, he could be named, umm … Pepito - on a stick!
@nikolasquintero249 3 ай бұрын
Favorite part of the Monolouge @2:30
@rubynance7562 11 ай бұрын
😅😅😂 that's funny 🤣
@suelynch 11 ай бұрын
That isn't the Full Monologue. There is over 5 minutes at the end which is missing. The missing part is the funniest.
@RastaSaiyaman 9 ай бұрын
"Mama, do you know what that GI Joe just said to me?"
@acdii 3 ай бұрын
Yes, he didn't get back to the part why his wife called him. Thats the best! You know what Peanut said the Prius sounds like... IIIIMMM Gaaaaaaayyyyy
@jankuya Ай бұрын
Pole-vaulting Chihuahua!!! 😂
@brsnow225 11 ай бұрын
There was a missed opportunity there for a kabob/pole vaulting joke
@CYCO1631 Ай бұрын
I also own a powder blue Prius, though mine is the V model Prius Wagon. Was driving my colleagues to Subway the other day from my office... 50mph getting up to speed on the freeway, our IT guy kept asking if the engine was on.
@edwardbirdsall6580 11 ай бұрын
How do the dogs get on with Achmed? How does Bubba J feel about the Bud Light issue and the Coupons?
@mow4ncry 11 ай бұрын
I've driven in the military the real HMMWV and almost took out a few private as hood ornaments
@zakman9244 11 ай бұрын
Great Video JEFF DUNHAM !!! Jeff , you Really need to do a bit on the E.V.'s of the electric vehicles that burn forever !!! And the E.V. get away vehicle from the Police chase !! And More !!
@670tazman Жыл бұрын
My dog is a pittie
@marctompkins3001 2 ай бұрын
A three pound, Chea-Wow-Wow ! 🐕😂
@barbaramcmickings 11 ай бұрын
Chis are the most popular puppy ever
@ellnats 10 ай бұрын
rusty would pee on jeffs wife, that is freaking hilarious
@jimcoppa6946 11 ай бұрын
I had a 140-pound Rottweiler who looks so mean he would scare someone out of the room but if he farted he would definitely clear people out of the room you're funny Jeff but check out JC comedy acts on the world because the world is really funny All Nations all ethnicities all languages hilarious but I can't be racially discriminated on because of the languages the accents like Chinese and German and you know all the others that sound really f****** funny😂
@Davepool-hs7vr 11 ай бұрын
All dogs need homes
@patrickreed6896 Жыл бұрын
and that's funny
@teresaking9245 8 ай бұрын
Oh yes, Jeff you were extremely funny and totally Hot Looking.
@michdax7627 2 ай бұрын
all I hear are his characters, the little JOSÉ jalapeño "On a stick" and the angry old man WALTER "gas prices suuuuck" and PEANUT
@ericmonaco4509 Күн бұрын
And Achmed
@celestehodge6970 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jimcoppa6946 11 ай бұрын
I have a Hummer she's five foot three and beautiful beep beep
@mxslick50 2 ай бұрын
This was NOT the full monologue ......c'mon guys, get it right.
@nascarfanatic2425 2 ай бұрын
Maybe they had to censor out the part where his wife at the time was calling him gay because he was driving the powder blue Prius, holding a 3-lb Chihuahua, has Christmas decorations on the back of the car, and he makes a living with dolls. After all, homophobia is a real problem. It can... Hurt people's feelings. 😱
@richardweaver9682 2 ай бұрын
Not fair about the bouncing bark... I had a 100lb yellow Lab that bounced when she barked.... she would bark and her front feet left the ground... lol
@rainnordrum-im4ms Ай бұрын
😹😹😹👍
@kenbearsley8322 6 ай бұрын
Dam he is good. Ya could hear peanuts come out in some of that. The price of fuel part. What ya pay in America per gallon, we pay per litre here in New Zealand.
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
Depending on where you are in the country, gas prices are currently running anywhere from a shade under $3.00/gal to probably a shade over $5.00/gal.
@kenbearsley8322 4 ай бұрын
@@mrz80 the prices here in New Zealand is ridiculous. By the time we convert our currency, change from litre to gallon, we're paying around the $5 per gallon. We used to refine the oil to fuels here. Now we import the whole lot.
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
@@kenbearsley8322 Prices can vary widely here based on things like how close to an oil refinery and/or distributor the station is, how close to a college or University ("Daddy's credit card - the only reason I can think of for why gas is .10/gal pricier here than anywhere else in Florida 😐 ), or how statist/collectivist/progressive-social-engineering the state and local taxing authorities are (see "California" 😛 ).
@kenbearsley8322 4 ай бұрын
@@mrz80 here in auckland (biggest city in New Zealand. We also have storage tanks for fuels here), the price of fuels is stupid. There's around 50 cents difference from the cheapest to the dearest fuels between fuel stations. Once our children get their own car and income, they pay for it. No mum and dad to help out.
@ZoraCatone 6 ай бұрын
That is NOT the full monologue. Nice try.
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
Missing why his wife was laughing at him, and the bit about walking the dogs.
@binkybinkbm 11 ай бұрын
you're amazing! Keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@GigachadiusMaximusCaesar 7 ай бұрын
American cars are too big
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
I dunno, any more most cars in the US are about the same ~mid-size-sedan size and shape. It's the *pickup trucks* that have gotten totally out of hand. Heck, some of 'em are so big they've got longer front blind zones than semi tractors (or even, according to measurements published in one article, and M1 tank!).
@GigachadiusMaximusCaesar 4 ай бұрын
@@mrz80 80% of newly registered cars in the US are pickup trucks or SUVs, annually
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
@@GigachadiusMaximusCaesar Whoa. That high? Had no idea. I guess that explains why I see so many of the fool things out on the road.
@Guillaume2606 Жыл бұрын
3:23 "I got to shift" in a PRIUS ?????? Indeed a stupid joke !!! A PRIUS is an automatic, you don't need to shift! Besides 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!
@williambilyeu9801 Жыл бұрын
I have an automatic Jeep Renegade that allows one to shift gears but I leave it on automatic in the city. I also have an older Jeep Cherokee with a manual transmission, or as I call it "a millennial anti-carjacking device."
@dea9273 Жыл бұрын
...it also is SILENT, and I only spend about $10 a month in gas.
@Guillaume2606 Жыл бұрын
@@williambilyeu9801 Yeah, and .... ? " 9 out of ten USA-ers don't even know how to shift !!" You must be number 10 then !! But I still don't see what this got to do with a PRIUS !!
@Guillaume2606 Жыл бұрын
@@dea9273 Well, that "silent" depends on how fast and how far you drive! $ 10 gas a month means, you don't drive very much! I myself drive a Toyota RAV4 HYBRID, but it still uses 6,7 liters per 100 km !! When I drive on coutry roads, not faster then 80 km/h it uses 4,9 - 5 liters per 100 km. That still means 40 - 50 EUROS per month !!!
@mrz80 4 ай бұрын
He's not necessarily being specific to the Prius; he's just saying if you've got a chihuahua in a car with you you're liable to mistake the dog's head for the shifter's knob
@032319581 11 ай бұрын
I am howling about the Chihuahua. My son has a Chihuahua that 'gums everyone's...she hates everyone. I own a golden that used to play with the Chihuahua. She now refuses to be around that demon!
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