Jeff Goldblum’s Guide To Life

Jeff Goldblum’s Guide To Life | British GQ

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Our July cover star Jeff Goldblum delivers his rules on:
- How to make the perfect drink
- How to play the piano
- Mastering style
and oh, so much more …
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@drillosophy1012 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum reminds me of that quirky, eccentric-dressing college professor that never teaches from the text, never takes attendance, spends the entire class loosely lecturing on the topic in a way that confuses but also makes sense, and then grades everyone’s papers viciously.

@skadooshly 6 жыл бұрын

Drillosophy 101 “Did I ever tell you kids about the sixties?”

@issiewizzie 6 жыл бұрын

love him in the fly

@72Ridders 5 жыл бұрын

Except he'd give each paper ten out of a possible ten Goldblums

@tobinjordan8533 5 жыл бұрын

Drillosophy 101 you win the internet today. And get a 100% on that grade

@crystinamarie1 5 жыл бұрын

You nailed it beautifully.

@karifoo 6 жыл бұрын

I give this interview 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums

@adamjung6104 6 жыл бұрын

karifoo that's 20 Goldblums.. a full hockey team of Goldblums matter of fact.

@skyborax5159 5 жыл бұрын

Coming from the hot ones interview too I see

@timeonn1979 5 жыл бұрын

Sky Borax he also says this in the tattoo interview

@taylorfausett177 4 жыл бұрын

I saw that episode of Hot Ones! So good!!!

@nerd_alert927 2 жыл бұрын

He's so nice that he gave all those hot sauces 10 out of 10 possible Goldblums.

@nickmilligan3662 6 жыл бұрын

20 minutes of just Jeff talking, finally

@oxiary 6 жыл бұрын

Refreshing af. super fluid.

@quertie420 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Milligan 20 minutes of him talking, uninterrupted. Pure Jeff Goldblum. This video’s worth more than all the diamonds on Earth.

@jaimztrantham 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Milligan kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p5yqa6Vor8m9ko0.html

@Muskateering 6 жыл бұрын

And what a fantastic 20 mins it was. Wish there was 1000 more.

@RobertPayne556 5 жыл бұрын

Find his YT channel immediately.

@lovelypacific 6 жыл бұрын

You can tell they only meant it to be like 3 minutes but then they decided to see how long Goldblum could go on

@EVEmasta 6 жыл бұрын

Ada banana. idk how you can tell that but okay

@nicbravo673 5 жыл бұрын

i laughed out loud at this

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

This is the first commen section I have seen with not even 1 negative or opposing view? What is he doing? Why do people like him so much? What's the trick?

@cheshirecat1611 5 жыл бұрын

@@davecirlclux I think people love him because he himself is so loving! He never judges anyone and is never cross or rude but always happy and calm. If you were to insult him, he would probably go: "Oh, well, jeah, that's your oppinion..." If you radiate love you will get love back

@jakeisthedoctor2308 2 жыл бұрын

@@davecirlclux this is the 1000th commen section with 1 Dave cirlclux view? Who asked? Why do you keep commenting so much? What bot do you use?

@tomboz777 6 жыл бұрын

You're depression is, uh, now cured.

@annabee148 4 жыл бұрын

Bunny in the Box exactly lol

@Melissa-nd8qc 4 жыл бұрын

👏👏 yessss

@violetinthesun1756 4 жыл бұрын

ikr!

@moop.3549 4 жыл бұрын

yet the grammar in this comment made it 10x worse.

@violetinthesun1756 4 жыл бұрын

@@moop.3549 i daresay you were never cured in the first place then good sir

@mamaboy1121 5 жыл бұрын

Any votes for a Goldblum podcast? I would pay a lot of money to hear him talk😁

@SebastianTinajero 6 жыл бұрын

I wish Jeff GoldBlum would sit besides my bed at night tell me stories until I fall happily asleep

@frank-gavinmoratalla7942 5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Tinajero or sitting by my bedside reading me The Lord of the Rings from cover to cover!

@RPIXELN 5 жыл бұрын

That would not be possible, you would be forever entertained...

@RPIXELN 5 жыл бұрын

@@frank-gavinmoratalla7942 "In a hole.. hm.. On the ground there, huh, lived a, a what? Oh... a hobbit! Yes i see that, it looks confy, hmmm...yes "

@odinsmeadhorn196 5 жыл бұрын

By the time it was all over you would have been a guest on a cooking show, a rhythm section in his band and you would have booked a trip to Sri Lanka, having never left your bed.

@MsBaruschka 5 жыл бұрын

Oh god yes! Literally that would heal every piece of my soul 😮😍😁

@xxjuiciixx 6 жыл бұрын

he really is on another plane of existence isn't he?

@Novaximus 6 жыл бұрын

When you're rich and famous that's what happens. Think about it, most of us do what we do because we need food, shelter, medicare. Once you have all of those things and you don't need to work or worry about money anymore you tend to want more interesting things out of life. To most of us, it's weird because we're not on that level. When you've experienced as much life as this guy has it takes a lot to keep life interesting. Poor Bill I think fell into depression but had his 2nd wind when he started doing those weird movies.

@niktszczegolny5617 6 жыл бұрын

Well, i don't agree. I live in Poland where minimal wage is 350 euro a month. Even with that little amount of money you can have great time. But people tend to easy solutions, not creative. I recomend to be more accepting of your situation, and focusing on what you can get with what you have. Start something, with internet as a tool you can learn anything for free. People are unhappy because they dont know how to appreciate life. Meditation is good starting point

@Rachulie 6 жыл бұрын

jo it's just ADD

@davidrose1838 5 жыл бұрын

and what a good plane it is... He just seems to genuinely enjoy life. I hope he really does - in real life.

@Rachulie 5 жыл бұрын

David Rose saaaame

@tanya.i 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the kind of person who feels like they're just living in their own world on their own timeline. It's like he ages, but doesn't age at all. 10 out of 10 possible Goldblums to this.

@JEMurl 5 жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't mind dabbling in some naughty activities... With the right person; my wife." -Jeff Goldblum

@HunterRouth 3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@Last_Respecter 6 жыл бұрын

After years of 7-5 mins short clips of his interviews on the youtube, diluted by other boring people in them, we finally have one of the Goldblum, all by himself, just talking about... life. Beautiful.

@DeathBringer769 5 жыл бұрын

Life Bloom. Lifeblum.

@CapnCody1622 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t even need anyone to feed him questions. He just feeds himself. I love it.

@kwedl 6 жыл бұрын

He seems so happy in every interview he's in and wants to go on forever. I wish other celebrities could be as wise as him.

@TheSiaek 6 жыл бұрын

His drugs must be amazing, all these squares make a circle.

@Enso. 5 жыл бұрын

“Do you like this fish?” “Well, politically, yes.” - Jeff Goldblum

@Ikaikiastar 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

@Devondirector 6 жыл бұрын

So its kind of in everybody's thoughts, but this needs to seriously be considered as a Netflix series or something. "Jeff Goldblum on Life". You're welcome.

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын

This gotta happen.

@laurenanne794 5 жыл бұрын

i would do anything for this to happen

@mariyadikova 5 жыл бұрын

It’s happening on Nat Geo soon!!

@spiritussublime 4 жыл бұрын

and so it is! Nice prediction! it's "Life" or "The World" (i dont remember which, sorry) "... According to Jeff Goldblum", & I can't wait.

@MacaSkys 4 жыл бұрын

Disney is doing it booooy. I'm excited. They took so long. It's finally happening

@sourgirljenn 5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't talk to the camera...he talks to people...he knows how to connect. Amazing. 😄

@GayRiku 6 жыл бұрын

"I wouldn't mind... dabbling... in something.... naughty." I love this man

@Centristlol 3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the only person who will stop a video taping and address the camera crew to quiz them on the contents of an alcoholic drink

@lb3bodybuilding278 6 жыл бұрын

I want this man to narrate my life.

@mattetis 5 жыл бұрын

I want him to narrate his own life

@mov-e6612 4 жыл бұрын

Until this point in my life.. I never knew what I really needed in Life,.. I finally found it

@jasonbean5981 6 жыл бұрын

I love how he says, "Speaking of" when he hasn't been.:)

@basil33 5 жыл бұрын

I like when he says ostensibly lol

@CapnCody1622 5 жыл бұрын

That’s because someone in his head is speaking of it.

@lalaithan 5 жыл бұрын

@@CapnCody1622 Omni-Goldblum

@bently42 6 жыл бұрын

We have finally reached peak Goldblum.

@Cyborganna 6 жыл бұрын

bently42 We'll never reach peak Goldblum, the Guy is a perpetual Rocketship of pleasure! Sounds naughty, don't care! 😁💖💖💖💖💖

@crazycroc100 6 жыл бұрын

‘I’ll show you where I put the lemon’ 😂😂. Jeff is brilliant 😂

@amiesherman9595 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@rocksgio 6 жыл бұрын

I need several more minutes of Jeff talking about body shots and saying the word 'naughty'

@to819 6 жыл бұрын

There is literally no one weirder on the planet. And yet he is so likable.

@jaimztrantham 6 жыл бұрын

Ed Tom Bell kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p5yqa6Vor8m9ko0.html

@Ikaikiastar 3 жыл бұрын

He is SO eccentric

@brianhinkel7833 2 жыл бұрын

Christopher Walken competes. lol

@k.c.lejeune6613 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the epitome of HAPPINESS, he is a beautiful treasure that should be protected at all costs. IMO, HE is the most interesting man in the world!

@lynbaker7780 5 жыл бұрын

K.C LeJeune you are correct. A national treasure.

@crystinamarie1 5 жыл бұрын

Lol..

@johngalactus4014 6 жыл бұрын

Holy cow... We really need a daily dose of Goldblum to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

@madeleine2928 6 жыл бұрын

He's just so hypnotic. I could listen to him for hours smiling at my screen like an idiot. Man I would looove to spend a evening with him, drinking bloody mary and talking about... well... who knows hahaha

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

How? Why? What is he doing?

@jakeisthedoctor2308 2 жыл бұрын

@@davecirlclux who cares? Who asked? Why?

@fairyqueen4423 6 жыл бұрын

Nearly 20 minutes of me smiling at my screen

@luiscortex1326 6 жыл бұрын

Fairy Queen me too

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 6 жыл бұрын

Me three. Any time I spend in Jeff Goldblum land just makes my day.

@MadCircle01 5 жыл бұрын

Fairy Queen he's an apotheosis.

@fairyqueen4423 5 жыл бұрын

MadCircle01 indeed

@magnusandmaureenmowat8458 5 жыл бұрын

He is so articulate and expressive what a fascinating person he is one of a kind

@benzchannel73 6 жыл бұрын

If a health drink with marijuana could talk it would sound like jeff goldblum.

@hanzo1722 6 жыл бұрын

I fear the shrooms may have made an appearance in his cocktails as well

@justin1martell 5 жыл бұрын

LSD most definitely acid

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

This is the first commen section I have seen with not even 1 negative or opposing view? What is he doing? Why do people like him so much? What's the trick?

@FrankValchiria 6 жыл бұрын

he must be from another planet. what a guy, him and bill murrey

@SaartjeandRufus 6 жыл бұрын

FrankValchiria he is. Check Thor Ragnarok

@FrankValchiria 6 жыл бұрын

haha you are right :)

@FrankValchiria 6 жыл бұрын

Science Mathematics thx

@KyleKayMusic 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Murray. It's sad that you corrected him and were still incorrect.

@iamironclaw 6 жыл бұрын

Bill Murray

@eb8247 6 жыл бұрын

His mind is going 10.000 miles a second but he's so sharp about it. I imagen he's brain to be a forever changing, surprising, elegant and fantastic universe.

@unoccupied2224 5 жыл бұрын

Everything he says sounds like he’s telling you a secret

@Ikaikiastar 3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly it!

@ksaii- 6 жыл бұрын

This guy is the definition of “class”

@DeathBringer769 5 жыл бұрын

Goldblum's method of speaking only works for someone like Goldblum. The gaps, deliberate stutters done as affectations, etc, only work if the person listening to you finds you interesting/charismatic enough to give you the space TO talk like that. Most of us if we try to talk with too many pauses or gaps just get interrupted and steamrolled over at the first opportunity by someone else in the social dynamic/situation at that present moment, lol. It's sort of like a quiet speaker trying to talk to a bunch of people at a loud party. Jeff somehow could command a room of even loud people with just his quiet voice, even pausing and stopping since people find him so interesting/charismatic they will give him that space. Only the raw charisma of Goldblum can pull it off ;)

@AnthonyRecenello 6 жыл бұрын

GQ wanted Jeff Goldblum to be cool on camera. But they ended up with Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum on camera.

@TheGeorgeD13 6 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here, lol. But technically that's what makes him cool. Maybe you could a video on him, too. He's a very weird person, but that's exactly what has made him charming and an icon of sorts.

@Howl_3DN 6 жыл бұрын

“Gratitude...that’s my final squirt of wisdom” 😂😂 I died

@L0r3n2 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff is the flyest man on the planet

@MrZimon333 6 жыл бұрын

daddy is serving some looks in this video!

@steadric 6 жыл бұрын

The piano segment made this video 1000% more appealing for me, and it was good to begin with

@brandofhero 6 жыл бұрын

Nobody likes to listen to life UNLESS ITS JEFF GOLDBLUM EXPLAINING IT.

@jessicacollins4042 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm not afraid of the spices " - Jeff Goldblum

@nozyspy4967 6 жыл бұрын

Just when i though Jeff Goldblum couldn't get any more wesome, he dons a metallic suit and starts playing the piano.

@chilly22 6 жыл бұрын

20 minutes of blum? you spoil us GQ

@alexcrayfish 6 жыл бұрын

When he shot "Thor: Ragnarok" he became the Grandmaster. He has been the Grandmaster ever since.

@HarryMoho 6 жыл бұрын

Alexander Krebs nah, the grandmaster is just normal Jeff goldblum. He’s always been like this

@harveytrevino2257 5 жыл бұрын

And Tony Stark hasn't quit pretending to be Robert Downey Jr in Real Life.. Lol..

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

This is the first commen section I have seen with not even 1 negative or opposing view? What is he doing? Why do people like him so much? What's the trick???

@sethasherv 5 жыл бұрын

@@davecirlclux he is a very eccentric man. Very interesting. Has class but he is very kind hearted. Not to mention he says funny things.

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

@@sethasherv I can use every word you said to describe Russell Brand or Robert Downey Jr. But they don't love those actors they way they love Jeff Goldblum. Why?

@audacesfortunajuvat8581 6 жыл бұрын

"He's got a nice prominent eyebrow like yours" hahaha, everything he says is fascinating

@cleverusername9369 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is an ethereal, otherworldly being, composed of wonderment, sensuality, and delight, who is perpetually struggling to hold in a burp

@pirates12343 6 жыл бұрын

I think Jeff's hair has a life of it's own

@jaele2953 3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is the teacher that teaches for the first 5 minutes of class then talks about his life stories for the remainder of the time.

@aishab007 6 жыл бұрын

I am so jealous of everyone present at that interview - this must have taken hours to film and I'd LOOOVE to get charmed by Jeff Goldblum like that too 😍

@ageorge5362 6 жыл бұрын

aisha b so much this!!!

@maheenq5709 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely charming! 10/10 Goldblums

@jaimztrantham 6 жыл бұрын

social disappointment kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p5yqa6Vor8m9ko0.html

@Kate-py4mg 6 жыл бұрын

Whenever I feel bad, I just watch any video of Jeff Goldblum talking about stuff

@aprylk2787 6 жыл бұрын

I just fell in love with this man all over again!! When was the last time I was in love with Jeff Goldblum, you ask? This morning.

@davidrose1838 5 жыл бұрын

Jeff is so right. Gratitude is the magic word. Feel gratitude every second of everyday for all the goodness that is in your life and the world. It's there. If you don't see it, look longer - look harder. His gratitude explains his magnetic personality and wide audience appeal!

@melanieledger6999 6 жыл бұрын

What a delight. Being utterly enchanted by this man for 20 mins isn't quite long enough!

@arzoo82 4 жыл бұрын

Melanie Rose felt like 5 minutes

@jkasven 6 жыл бұрын

jeff always works the room

@flala2261 6 жыл бұрын

Josh Barnacle yup

@hadrosaur-harley9623 4 жыл бұрын

I love how you could walk into an interview with jeff and start with movies like Jurassic park and then end talking about how Jeff's second-cousins-friends-moms-aunt ate a blue bottle east asian catapiller on christmas morning in 1996

@h.abrahim205 6 жыл бұрын

I swear I would listen to him talk for days

@dragonfly6908 6 жыл бұрын

H. Abrahim Same here.

@davecirlclux 5 жыл бұрын

H. Abrahim This is the first commen section I have seen with not even 1 negative or opposing view? What is he doing? Why do people like him so much? What's the trick?

@crystinamarie1 5 жыл бұрын

I love that he's high on life. So kooky and wonderful. May I too grow older and more badass like him.

@ThePmvproductions 6 жыл бұрын

When he started singing I about died. What a beautiful and soulful voice.

@alexbriggs8250 5 жыл бұрын

Lol someone this precious is actually walking around and enjoying the little things in life and spreading love everywhere. He's so real and genuine.

@flowercy17 6 жыл бұрын

That outfit is doing unexplainable things to me.

@soodamncolddisabled 6 жыл бұрын

flowercy17 lolol

@dragonfly6908 6 жыл бұрын

flowercy17 Mentally or physically?.

@theremixphilly 5 жыл бұрын

There are 3 so...

@crystinamarie1 5 жыл бұрын

😂

@probablysomeone 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love have him in a audio book where he is allowed to add commentary. I can already imagine him taking about an hour to go through the 3 little pigs but still having me completely invested.

@buszkillington 6 жыл бұрын

I love how included he makes everyone feel. He's not just talking to us the viewers but the bts peeps too. Such a wonderful man

@garrettcall 6 жыл бұрын

It's like his life is one fantastic improv session...

@halesm 5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I'm going to buy a ticket to LA on a Wednesday just to go see him and his band play

@alex0589 6 жыл бұрын

I read somewhere that if you don't stop him after a while, he could out-Goldblum himself which means he would catch fire spontaneously and explode into a 3-day long rain of confetti that makes people appreciate jazz again.

@greenytaddict 6 жыл бұрын

jeff goldblum unleashed

@itskathyG 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Jeff Goldblum was your professor in college that kept going off on tangents with all his stories~(.__.)~

@BenjaminGessel 5 жыл бұрын

Yep. I had at least a few of those... :-)

@dafalzonAUS 6 жыл бұрын

I want Jeff Goldblum to be my cool uncle!

@defsteph5956 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, he can just talk and talk about anything and transition into another topic entirely without conversing with anyone else. It’s great.

@maryjensen5310 6 жыл бұрын

Oh Jeff, you are golden.

@harrymanback3475 6 жыл бұрын

"Maybe I'm making it up, but that's true!" hahaha one of my fav lines ever!

@sophiaplekhanov9757 6 жыл бұрын

this man is so ethereal

@TheOriginalDazz 6 жыл бұрын

A gem on this earth

@CaitlinBrenton 6 жыл бұрын

Why isn't this an hour long

@alexandrae5676 5 жыл бұрын

jeff needs to have a podcast where he just talks about what's on his mind for an hour or two, or more

@corkskrewclubhouse93 6 жыл бұрын

I haven’t even watched it yet and I already smashed that Like button.

@kiwi-kd8kz 5 жыл бұрын

He knows how to talk about nothing and everything at the same time. I love it.

@khushboopidiyar618 4 жыл бұрын

He is simply himself in a way that no one can possibly be. I have huge respect for this human. If we are ever invaded by aliens we need to protect Jeff Goldblum. He is precious.

@diochu2163 2 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum singing misty has me shaking and crying. I love him so much.

@Its_Astro_Sloth 6 жыл бұрын

My goal is to travel to watch him play Jazz. What a wonderful man!

@essiedukeofficial 5 жыл бұрын

Josh Ferguson I’m seeing him in November! He’s playing with his band!

@cfrend 5 жыл бұрын

I wish I could hear Jeff's commentary when he wears a VR headset and looks around in some crazy virtual worlds. I think that would be hilarious.

@mrjonnyburkecovers 4 жыл бұрын

His words tumble like pebbles down a mountain, carefully landing as genius non sequiturs in a gently flowing stream. "Salt? no ones told me I can't have salt?"

@oxiary 6 жыл бұрын

10:35 LOFI HIP HOP BEAT MAKERS. SAMPLE THIS.

@rochajraphael 5 жыл бұрын

Nicky Chan you are incredibly spot on. That would be a delicious sample of the goldblum.

@travisthickle4874 5 жыл бұрын

You're welcome: soundcloud.com/travisboythickle/jeff-goldblums-guide-to-life-gq-edit

@rochajraphael 5 жыл бұрын

Travis Boy Thickle god bless you you magnificent beast

@oxiary 5 жыл бұрын

INSTANT CLOUT.

@onewhitepony 5 жыл бұрын

yeah! sounds great!

@RyanTheCreator 3 жыл бұрын

"I'm kinda jazzy myself" biggest understatement of 2018

@enigma5814 6 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is from another planet and i love this

@starduck2 5 жыл бұрын

None of what he says is REALLY of my particular interest (except for the piano playing).. but I just like to hear and watch him. Lovely man!

@reneetennielle1429 6 жыл бұрын

This video was meant to be 5 mins. But I...am not complaining

@Stratocoaster08 6 жыл бұрын

To simplify... Jeff Goldblum's guide to life: 1. Go Faster 2. Find a way 3. *CHECKMATE* BONUS TIP! 4. "Uh"

@HMABH 6 жыл бұрын

felt down .. found this ...

@dragonfly6908 6 жыл бұрын

Layz Mb Listening to Jeff talking in his entertaining manner is definitely a cure for people feeling a "bit down", lol.

@mattbeard8450 5 жыл бұрын

Quite tranquil

@mightywelsh2787 3 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is a great guest but this really shines because of the incredible interviewing skills of Jeff Goldblum.

@benjwilliams98 6 жыл бұрын

wish they used a radio mic to record his voice! I needed to be closer to him

@50ShadesofFandom 6 жыл бұрын

I love that he advertises his jazz gig as though he needs to ask people to show up :')

@deadpocketss 5 жыл бұрын

I am so in love with this man. I would die if I ever met him.

@suseysoll448 5 жыл бұрын

I just love his thinking process and how he connects certain topics 😂

@Hunter87788 9 ай бұрын

We are blessed to have Jeff Goldblum.. I love this guy so much I would just give this guy a huge hug.. he's such a happy guy despite the fact we live in a really depressing world..