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@in_the_pines4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.
@yinyuetrifecta4 жыл бұрын
Damnnnnn
@fearanarchy4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait
@kayceewhite4 жыл бұрын
In the Pines I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂
@doggomcd4 жыл бұрын
@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.
@sk3reviews1814 жыл бұрын
He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂
@juicelord47924 жыл бұрын
“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!” Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣
@1968luch4 жыл бұрын
Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂
@mr.bender16924 жыл бұрын
I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
@hardanalljr.31384 жыл бұрын
@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek
@mr.bender16924 жыл бұрын
@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!
@hardanalljr.31384 жыл бұрын
@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy
@Julianhulian2 жыл бұрын
He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀
@romulo3532 жыл бұрын
I'm deeead
@ben69932 жыл бұрын
Love it 🤣🤣
@Scarletraven872 жыл бұрын
SHAQ was close 2nd
@dsrree Жыл бұрын
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
@Aidenhua Жыл бұрын
@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀
@kwymard11 Жыл бұрын
“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀 So good
@mikefixac Жыл бұрын
I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.
@dalmnationtwitch7931 Жыл бұрын
@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie
@MrRinre7 ай бұрын
It's a great movie.
@TheBrianhj6 ай бұрын
The movie sucked dick compared to the book
@jasonpoletta17973 жыл бұрын
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction" Dead
@treetrunkexpress86843 жыл бұрын
Are you ok
@treetrunkexpress86843 жыл бұрын
Do you need help
@MrSpencerMcIntosh3 жыл бұрын
That one was funny asf
@Skatefool973 жыл бұрын
Very underrated joke
@alexpapatonis9783 жыл бұрын
This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂
@Ro7ard2 жыл бұрын
"He's an Arab if that helps" I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm
@jammiiee2 жыл бұрын
tremendous
@SF-ko7hm Жыл бұрын
It does bud, if that answers your question
@justlift213 Жыл бұрын
As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps. R.I.P Norm 🐐
@ryanlemley4866 Жыл бұрын
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
@Cathoholicism4 жыл бұрын
Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?
@LaPride2474 жыл бұрын
age
@pollumG4 жыл бұрын
Cuz it's a mask.
@BlanBlan199019904 жыл бұрын
He takes on many forms.
@tedstyle37984 жыл бұрын
That is called a shape shifter
@johnsinth82614 жыл бұрын
lol
@jtothed33183 жыл бұрын
the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting
@JamesonEst17803 жыл бұрын
I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂
@jasperverwijs88343 жыл бұрын
Mmm' indeed
@natebowman11903 жыл бұрын
Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?
@FirstLast-sy3rj3 жыл бұрын
JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.
@jamal_khan3 жыл бұрын
The Roast Master General
@Daily_Bassist Жыл бұрын
People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke
@Maan777772 жыл бұрын
7:14 that part is just hillarious. "Oh my god there's kids,run!run!" I died at that😂😂😂😂
@dukezilla34719 ай бұрын
😂
@Sandesh981473 жыл бұрын
"I use your show as night light" Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.
@jjryan13523 жыл бұрын
Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.
@XxMusclecarsxX3 жыл бұрын
seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa
@cjsnappi15353 жыл бұрын
“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”
@markladenheim53523 жыл бұрын
@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.
@ghoststrad20003 жыл бұрын
I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”
@TonyHavenMusic4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend
@efishta4 жыл бұрын
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
@bsherder4 жыл бұрын
3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x4 жыл бұрын
Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh
@TonyHavenMusic4 жыл бұрын
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
@samuelaurora36324 жыл бұрын
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
@MakeitStop-er5kx Жыл бұрын
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
@TheBINIBALL Жыл бұрын
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha
@darkfeather68573 жыл бұрын
"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.
@ethanners66053 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@benjaminhould6273 жыл бұрын
Are you trolling? Lol
@ethanners66053 жыл бұрын
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh
@ethanners66053 жыл бұрын
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up
@flyingmonkey82453 жыл бұрын
@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke
@tough41294 жыл бұрын
He looks like a real life Simpson's character
@AfroCuban4life4 жыл бұрын
😄😄🔥
@anaa92454 жыл бұрын
Nice roast lol
@ichigoisthegoat4 жыл бұрын
Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard
@davidfincher97054 жыл бұрын
@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,
@williambradford16034 жыл бұрын
@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on
@user-cb2lz8yy9s2 жыл бұрын
He can dish it with out offending people. He has a way with comedy. I like when he messes with people and then turns into a marshmallow and adds class to humble the people he’s roasting. He’s a good guy.
@mail-qh2qc7 ай бұрын
The 2 girls that he made the yahoo joke about and said no one knows you can tell we're offended. The most offended was the girl in the red dress he said takes her clothes off when the director says action. The women beside her looked pissed too
@user-cb2lz8yy9s4 ай бұрын
@@mail-qh2qcIt’s Jeff Ross, come on. You can’t take him seriously. He ROASTS people. If he roasts you; you should feel lucky. My humble opinion. It’s just what he does…besides, the best part, you could make fun of him in hundreds of ways back and he would just laugh.
@mml00822 жыл бұрын
I hung out with him for a couple weeks and he’s the funniest most chill guy ever,, usually comedians you meet in person have a dark intense side to them that they mask with comedy
@frankiefavero1666 Жыл бұрын
I'm seeing him and Dave Chappelle tonight! Beyond exited!
@Bruh-vs1qv4 жыл бұрын
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.” Oh my God.
@jsphlml4 жыл бұрын
Says the comedian lmao
@emmankianga90823 жыл бұрын
She needs pain killers for that burn 😂
@corybalogh84483 жыл бұрын
Dias06 No they aren’t
@KarlHerzog3 жыл бұрын
@Dias06 He should've said longer though.
@tdestroyer47803 жыл бұрын
What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.
@johnnyfiveo4 жыл бұрын
"i use your show as a nightlight" "I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos" comedy gold
@Br-sy9vi4 жыл бұрын
I loved that part 😂
@NotYourTypicalLakersFan4 жыл бұрын
Bro I watch your channel
@renthevillain18854 жыл бұрын
Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious
@EpicBunty3 жыл бұрын
That guy asked for it lol
@treetops64383 жыл бұрын
7:21 another golden one!
@leviriordan71832 жыл бұрын
I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁
@ScotchOffTheRocks9 ай бұрын
“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂
@Cartnite33 жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭
@dantedt39313 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@PonyBoy17763 жыл бұрын
If that ain't the truth
@danielprovost3 жыл бұрын
That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!
@ufcknockouts073 жыл бұрын
"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha
@wallacedeveer0773 жыл бұрын
"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo
@craz88763 жыл бұрын
I actually lol I’m that one
@painkiller19683 жыл бұрын
offoffoffoff?
@busyb51073 жыл бұрын
Killed them with that one
@noahpatton92763 жыл бұрын
Aughyeee.... ask yahoo
@Bugneedfix3 жыл бұрын
Made their career relevant again
@selvmortsydd Жыл бұрын
Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha
@ebruceii2 жыл бұрын
One of the few people left on this planet who can never be canceled.
@richard_nj5 жыл бұрын
He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast
@ItsBinhRepaired5 жыл бұрын
Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk
@techmaniac695 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age
@roper23345 жыл бұрын
techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂
@techmaniac695 жыл бұрын
@@roper2334 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi
@mitcht10265 жыл бұрын
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
@oscarbainbridge86565 жыл бұрын
"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha
@oo7moses5 жыл бұрын
Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!
@thesweboy28735 жыл бұрын
Difference is that he is famous.
@eazy11744 жыл бұрын
Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know
@prncssdi834 жыл бұрын
I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.
@paradoxlust4 жыл бұрын
Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.
@the8wave Жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.
@jeffwatts112614 күн бұрын
And Nikki Glaser is the queen
@TenthElementGraphics2 жыл бұрын
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
@modiggady5 жыл бұрын
"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣
@moathalsaif55925 жыл бұрын
This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.
@keithbaggetta23744 жыл бұрын
Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha
@jeroengaruda43004 жыл бұрын
@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true
@michaelr72545 жыл бұрын
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!" Dead.
@reggiebrownjr91054 жыл бұрын
Funniest one here lol 😂👌
@clapadamclap4 жыл бұрын
that one was stone cold savage!
@flinchless4 жыл бұрын
That was Don Rickles funny
@chrissearl23764 жыл бұрын
I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol
@monitoler57214 жыл бұрын
If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DanGolik2 жыл бұрын
“Orville Redenbacker’s fluffer” was really creative
@kman87492 жыл бұрын
This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.
@slugoz77093 жыл бұрын
"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.
@s.r80423 жыл бұрын
Yeah, damn
@velzun80752 жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀
@brianrogers81222 жыл бұрын
i fucking died hahahha
@Vixey_Starr2 жыл бұрын
Messed up
@water87562 жыл бұрын
I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it
@noahtv29414 жыл бұрын
This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.
@ilan48374 жыл бұрын
NoahTV wow
@shaneward78364 жыл бұрын
Actually Rick and Morty is one person
@jamesrickard72344 жыл бұрын
Thos person whos name is in the title
@albatros2804 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Saul Goodman too
@zino6184 жыл бұрын
I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person
@paulplack4902 жыл бұрын
Love the shots of reactions from the audience when he's roasting Shaq. This was really funny!
@jackpotjoey88282 жыл бұрын
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
@rustynugget22884 жыл бұрын
20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career
@isaiahcampbell56574 жыл бұрын
and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career
@HookedCamper4 жыл бұрын
Rusty Nugget Amen To that
@scottielambert93124 жыл бұрын
Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.
@isaiahcampbell56574 жыл бұрын
@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny
@scottielambert93124 жыл бұрын
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
@keitheilish79833 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”
@jjryan13523 жыл бұрын
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
@David-kl7to3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this lmao
@takerfan4ever3 жыл бұрын
@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny
@tddouble94123 жыл бұрын
@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol
@takerfan4ever3 жыл бұрын
@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.
@JaydenLawson2 жыл бұрын
This is what 2021 and beyond needs
@wamrainc1762 жыл бұрын
This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious
@taylor28113 жыл бұрын
“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO
@TheRockLobsterMafia3 жыл бұрын
Oh my God TARA RIED!
@dimeen3 жыл бұрын
Haha they were so fucking offended
@brandonrice11242 жыл бұрын
I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.
@LettuceBunnies2 жыл бұрын
@@dimeen so good to watch
@ferd312 жыл бұрын
@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?
@edyoung44505 жыл бұрын
“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂
@Daniel-js2dk4 жыл бұрын
richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?
@ickdon79994 жыл бұрын
Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷♂️
@yayo44784 жыл бұрын
As a black man I approve of this joke
@cottonballsjoe4 жыл бұрын
...alright see you at home 🤣
@ihavenoidea26164 жыл бұрын
Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?
@oskarfunes25055 ай бұрын
The Shaq knuckles joke, oh lord 😂😂😂
@davec37175 ай бұрын
He's great. The Buddy Holly/Barney Rubble bit had me in tears the first time I heard it.
@137Official4 жыл бұрын
“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling
@yellowblanka60584 жыл бұрын
That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.
@aaronjames52764 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)
@RyanSmith-wo2pi4 жыл бұрын
Please and thank you.
@alexcarey80055 жыл бұрын
"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"
@wsredtyui5 жыл бұрын
@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd
@alexcarey80055 жыл бұрын
Dodi he has long arms
@alexcarey80055 жыл бұрын
*Dodo
@alexcarey80055 жыл бұрын
*Dozo
@lt43245 жыл бұрын
@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"
@mikefixac Жыл бұрын
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
@brickbrigade27602 жыл бұрын
“Shaq your knuckles are scraped, you walk here?” I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@youmustpaythetrolltoll85173 жыл бұрын
"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.
@Celtics202 жыл бұрын
Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂
@anthonyontv1061 Жыл бұрын
That was a great line, I love Norm though.
@nathanwilliams40057 ай бұрын
@@anthonyontv1061 Norm is a great sport, he loved it.
@Cherokeechuck95 ай бұрын
"He can't help himself"
@onestepbeyond72405 жыл бұрын
One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King. " Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"
@TheAutumnWind_RN4L5 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@youtubisashoe5 жыл бұрын
At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality
@fightfannerd20785 жыл бұрын
Live Wire lol is there a clip of that
@onestepbeyond72405 жыл бұрын
@@fightfannerd2078 Yes . It's somewhere out there ... I think it might have been the best of..?
@onestepbeyond72405 жыл бұрын
@@fightfannerd2078 The drew carey roast
@jhyland87 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen younger faces on cash" lmao
@shaybamford8194 Жыл бұрын
Shaq you were great in the green mile absolute gold 😂😂
@lifeandsea6514 жыл бұрын
"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"
@itsneverlupus55444 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@itsneverlupus55444 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@thelastmemphian4 жыл бұрын
H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.
@guillermolopez77274 жыл бұрын
Nothing
@jakejones66524 жыл бұрын
H.L then you’re a fucking idiot
@MeepMeep885 жыл бұрын
2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ" LOLL holy shiiiiiot.
@cuterabbit84985 жыл бұрын
That wasn't the bad part.
@lifestraight5 жыл бұрын
Not fuckin' with the racist jokes
@stevesilverstone43855 жыл бұрын
@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.
@lifestraight5 жыл бұрын
@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.
@stevesilverstone43855 жыл бұрын
@@lifestraight Let's hear one
@Posijax2 жыл бұрын
Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them... A true craftsman... Roast on J.R.
@yamilevska2 жыл бұрын
"I Google you people and said.... ask Yahoo" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@leonmorales57443 жыл бұрын
"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years" Fact
@Lawgang943 жыл бұрын
While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.
@Joker-qr5se3 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.
@ElvenMans3 жыл бұрын
I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂
@yourmomsbox74553 жыл бұрын
@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post
@DEEPMUCH3 жыл бұрын
He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.
@spaghetti56943 жыл бұрын
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school” BRUTAL
@sam040194913 жыл бұрын
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@Corsayr3 жыл бұрын
@@sam04019491 drop out
@robertburbulea85033 жыл бұрын
@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies
@RockyPalermo12 жыл бұрын
@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant
@satorougojo2 жыл бұрын
@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead
@davidasher36242 жыл бұрын
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
@johnward5404 Жыл бұрын
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
@CaptClapz4 жыл бұрын
“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣
@rafaelnacha17884 жыл бұрын
This one has me dying
@theloveguru75204 жыл бұрын
Yupppp
@daniellee17224 жыл бұрын
That was gold
@KayzokuGaming4 жыл бұрын
The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me
@shutterap58124 жыл бұрын
Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha
@Juice-ig3jz4 жыл бұрын
The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol
@GeekedOutNeckbeard3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be
@billyashworth39443 жыл бұрын
Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too
@josepartida17113 жыл бұрын
I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂
@kimosabe6272 Жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!
@perezroman6577 Жыл бұрын
If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people
@charlesburns73916 ай бұрын
What the fuck
@smul87715 жыл бұрын
By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂
@lucaschauvet51745 жыл бұрын
nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are
@KingVikidin5 жыл бұрын
comedy comes in 3's
@Magerquark5 жыл бұрын
he definitely takes his time to see their reaction good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol
@horse-45984 жыл бұрын
I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive
@coreycassidy13 жыл бұрын
“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad
@DoubleMonoLR3 жыл бұрын
That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.
@johnf.hebert14093 жыл бұрын
Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though
@Artdeepmind3 жыл бұрын
I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D
@ericksonjustinAK3 жыл бұрын
That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.
@maccyd53 Жыл бұрын
Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.
@Justin14379 Жыл бұрын
It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot
@Iceman300c3 жыл бұрын
5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was
@dustinb10703 жыл бұрын
Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.
@minto4202 жыл бұрын
@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol
@bresidentpoejiden82532 жыл бұрын
I think he has narcolepsy. In an interview with Hansen he kept falling asleep
@dustinb10702 жыл бұрын
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
@Oh6Torch2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”
@steventurous90003 жыл бұрын
Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO
@Gqgeorge14533 жыл бұрын
Jesus she’s a dime tho
@buyzaxbys17743 жыл бұрын
@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me
@AbuHajarAlBugatti3 жыл бұрын
@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting
@beastvader3 жыл бұрын
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username
@thomashardy79612 жыл бұрын
He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.
@neoibelievematrix27197 ай бұрын
Since day 1 I've always loved this man and his humor... not many got it at the beginning than he blew big!! Dudes awesome and a legend in his bragging rights and the original roast master salute my brotha o7
@arthurlyampensha83472 жыл бұрын
"Those are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school." Bruh! I felt that, quite brutal but hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nahomsamuel13403 жыл бұрын
''Looks like trump built the wall just around you.'' Laughin to death
@austinroccaro22193 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it
@HisDarkfashion3 жыл бұрын
@@austinroccaro2219 where are you from ?
@newaccount12683 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud , that shit was so fucking funny!
@ChachoGSX3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@hala0coco3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@furymaster81393 жыл бұрын
“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
@adamdesanti67136 ай бұрын
"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."
@markkulyas24182 жыл бұрын
Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.
@SportsBoss999 Жыл бұрын
"Hey, Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?" and "Everyone dreams of being a Dallas Cowboy. But the only one who came close was Monique". Priceless.
@diegozavaleta16615 жыл бұрын
"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget" LMFAO
@ballin13945 жыл бұрын
for some reason I thought of CNN..
@growing3675 жыл бұрын
lol ISIS videos
@jayu96425 жыл бұрын
Lool i laughed and cringed so hard
@terrorbilly25205 жыл бұрын
previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol
@eddieanderson93995 жыл бұрын
that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol
@elizabethgeorge1683 жыл бұрын
"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣
@sajithks972 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain
@KritikuNgaFerizaji2 жыл бұрын
@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place
@sajithks972 жыл бұрын
@@KritikuNgaFerizaji hahahahhaa
@uservemewell2 жыл бұрын
"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"
@Dnmk20072 жыл бұрын
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
@ericcimic2 жыл бұрын
Knowing how society is going, those Shaq roasts are probably gonna become contraband footage soon.
@HO-xi9em2 жыл бұрын
Well we'll always be here to back him
@peepeepoopoo13992 жыл бұрын
Fuck him. He made fun of another dude that had a disability and he never even apologized. Dude was one of his biggest fans too.
@ericcimic2 жыл бұрын
@@peepeepoopoo1399 yea I remember that, pretty sad of him tbh.
@ML-fb4qe2 жыл бұрын
@@peepeepoopoo1399 what is this? Trying to find some info but nothings coming up you gotta a link?
@ARDG892 жыл бұрын
Bruh this dude is a roast legend. I would've loved as a kid growing up with him lol
@KidAfro293 жыл бұрын
"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af
@CauseImFlawless3 жыл бұрын
best one
@mezachris63 жыл бұрын
Yeah I watched the video too
@quinseiffert64843 жыл бұрын
Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part
@tpbfangirl3 жыл бұрын
She went home that day and cried 😂
@egg-iu3fe3 жыл бұрын
she was shook
@FaZeTenSe3 жыл бұрын
“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭
@AttilatheThrilla10 ай бұрын
His roast on Emmitt Smith is absolutely legendary
@havokchaos68822 жыл бұрын
Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.
@jbg713845 жыл бұрын
"I've seen younger faces on cash!" LMFAO, that was great.
@Unpluggedx893 жыл бұрын
"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all
@Dominian13 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.
@leonrififi35432 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Don Rickles joke
@oliverclothesoff32192 жыл бұрын
@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol
@Booleanaal2 жыл бұрын
"oh my god there's kids. RUN! RUN!!" lmaooooo
@aaronbarlow43762 жыл бұрын
Being interviewed on CNN " I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget". LMAO I'm dead.
@Priyovizion5 жыл бұрын
The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"
@seattlesneakerhead25265 жыл бұрын
Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment
@DrProfessorWeed5 жыл бұрын
I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.
@timhanby56625 жыл бұрын
Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same
@lekhapratap16525 жыл бұрын
Sslpslpslspslspdldldddldldl yum yum dim sum
@warpath66665 жыл бұрын
Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅
@jp-fd6oq3 жыл бұрын
The dancing with the stars people died inside.
@WalterLiddy3 жыл бұрын
No idea who they were.
@neburb36873 жыл бұрын
WalterLiddy still don’t
@danielcastillo92093 жыл бұрын
Same
@Bubba1960.3 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean, Dancing with the vaguely familiar?
@brandonbooze35993 жыл бұрын
The dude plays ted Laurent on the days of our lives lol
@AnthonySherritt Жыл бұрын
I LOVE Jeff Ross. II was once at a party with him, Fred Willard and Joanne Worley. I have a picture and it's one of my favorites EVER!
@VIDSOFPK Жыл бұрын
‘shaq your knuckles look scraped did you walk here?’ HAHAHAH
@jachimpilgrim9455 жыл бұрын
Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo
@NICKandJAMEScomedy5 жыл бұрын
I don't get that one
@erikkillmonger56245 жыл бұрын
He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.
@alsayedjalal5 жыл бұрын
@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude
@CoachBestTH5 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.
@BuckfastConsumer5 жыл бұрын
Had me that one ahaha
@Morris37204 жыл бұрын
Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao
@kylehadfield91954 жыл бұрын
not that funny considering the truth...
@omarxtyson14484 жыл бұрын
Kyle Hadfield it’s even funnier considering the truth LOL
@AfroCuban4life4 жыл бұрын
😃😆😅
@whocares44444 жыл бұрын
Oh yea don’t make the rich pedophile feel bad with a joke.
@abrahamlincoln1600 Жыл бұрын
1:07 “He’s an Arab, if that helps.” That was outta line wtf 😂
@tgar1552 жыл бұрын
“You’re like a stripper who hates money, so you work here” Hooters girl 💀😅😂
@anthonytrevino85873 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight
@jefersonvilaede3 жыл бұрын
that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad