“If you’re listening, and you’re driving, I want you to close your eyes” 😂😂😂

LMFAO Jeff’s mom: is she family oriented? Jeff: yes she is Mexican

Damn, we never know which version of Jeff we’re gonna get with each podcast lol. Inspirational Jeff, depressed Jeff, on drugs Jeff, manic Jeff, sober holistic Jeff.. It’s a surprise each time and I love it! It keeps the pod fresh and real!

Jeff went from almost losing an eye to having his third eye opened

You should have jeff wittek from jeffs barbershop on the podcast.. I think you 2 would get along and make an awesome podcast episode

I crashed after a minute of driving with my eyes closed. I showed the insurance company this podcast but they said that it's 100% my fault

“She’s Mexican… I’ve said too much” LMAO Jeff loves latinas and we love him!!!

Kyle hitting the fart buzzer is the funniest shit ever

WOW! I can’t believe Johnny depp called into the show for his first public interview

I love how angry Jeff gets when he hears of yet another movie the boys haven’t seen. Love it!

bro these late night posts make my night. im sitting here saying “theres not shit on this app” then i refresh and this is #1 on my screen. lets fkn go. another banger

lmao "if you're driving right now, I want you to close your eyes..." and Kyle hit the fart sound byte.😂 💀

Hahahah the car starts flying right when he says if you’re driving close your eyes 🤣 I agree best episode yet I can’t stop laughing

I love that Steven “first of all, is that rum? Ha ha ha” Johnny Depp “no, it’s a mega pint” 😂😂😂 lmfao. Nailed it 🤌🏽🤌🏽

I know Jeff's just joking but his mom saying "okay we won't embarras you" broke my heart

Lol bro the intro was so calming I thought I was dreaming. Glad the bathroom boys are getting more camera time. Kyle youre the man!

This is so funny, Jeff is so underrated.

Johnny depp looking younger here, that trial must be taking massive weight off his shoulders

I feel bad for jeff’s sister. She probably has lived her life perfectly, just to get overshadowed by her fucked up bro.😂

Whoever Johnny was did great with talking like him with his unique style

OMG if that was really Ryan as Johnny he absolutely killed it haha the one actual time I enjoyed him

I decided to close my eyes while on the way to work and now I have court on Friday

2 podcast a week please I can’t keep relistening to the old ones anymore but I will this show is too damn good

You just never know what Jeff podcasts is really gonna be about the thumbnails never that accurate lol 😂 love it

Great intro, loved the call to the parents, and johnny was on pt! 😄 Solid episode Jeff! Goat! Much love from the 🇵🇭 Philippines!

I can't believe how nice Jeff is being so busy with everything he has going on to let someone like johnny on. Johnny better have thanked him for getting him some screen time

I'm in hospital having a jeff fm a thon

Cant believe they really got Johnny Depp

I need this Jeff fm guided meditation.. "close your fucking eyes" xD LOVE IT

“I feel great! It’s been a good week I’m feeling good, I’m feeling better than everybody”

That was the longest fucking ad run i've ever seen💀

Poor Jeff really can’t sleep. These uploads are great to wake to but they seem to come at great cost lol. Loved the episode!

Got fully into the meditation crashed my car cheers Jeff

jeff seems so chill love u jeff keep focusing on urself and ur own well-being love you so much love you stephen

Your mom asking to come to the pop ups was so cute 😩

That wasn't love at coachella. That was the molly talking. Can't wait for the pain and heartbreaks. Makes a good story/content i guess.

Oh gosh, a perfect sound bite during the Meditation Minute, one of THOSE NOISES Trisha would make while attempting to TROLL/MEDITATE! It’s absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the HAT update, JEFF! Ya’ had us waiting for SOOO LONG, IT ACTUALLY CHANGED COLORS! We’ve been waiting ever since Jason WAS GIFTED the ONLY other one and Josie accused HIM of chewing it up 😂😂. I don’t think anyone, including her, caught what she said except Jason but omgshhhh, it was hilarious 😆!! She pointed at Jason “Yea, the hat YOU chewed up”🤣🤣!! #JohnnyandJune1955 & #2022JohnnyandJeff

This guided meditation cured my depression and stress thank you Jeff lol

the intros never miss 😭

This podcast makes me so damn happy, literally will be lol’ing @ my desk listening @ work

I got through the first five minutes and was laughing my ass off. I couldnt believe that this episode had another 35 minutes to go.

Loved this episode 🧡. Gonna keep it tuned in to Jeff FM.

You youngins are funny. You said, "in the 40's Drs used to smoke in their offices"... Lol. I am only 41 and I vividly remember ashtrays being all over grocery stores, people smoking in clothing stores while shopping, smoking on planes, smoking "sections" in restaurants one booth away from the "non smoking" section 🤦🏽‍♀️, smoking in movie theaters, mall's and just about anywhere you can think of EXCEPT the doctors office, lol.

Jeff Fm is the ONLY channel I fck with that uses "clickbait" (those of us who know, knew this was a joke). Jeff you're the champ, the goat, and I'm glad youre taking back off again! The sky isn't the limit for you buddy. You're blazing past the stars at this point! 🤑

I would def listen to a guided meditation with Jeff’s voice

I struggled with insomnia my whole life until Jeff FM dropped his first podcast, now all I do is play any one of the 46 episodes and I’m asleep in 5 min or less…it’s the best sleep iv ev……😴😴😴

can't believe you got him on here thats crazy. he's gonna ruin his trial by talking but its cool you got him on here. so cool

Never realized Johnny Depp kind of sounds like Lincoln. “Hell yeah”

Thank you Jeff. Thank you Jeff FM and the Bathroom Boys. 🙏

1:58 “ i am feeling better than everybody” 😂

5am Jeff FM always comes in clutch

JEFF I am loving these late night vids! My Insomnia heroooooo! 💚🤍❤😘🤌🏼

jeff is officially the best KZfaqr ever

I fucking love Jeff, guys a hero

I genuinely tried to follow the guided meditation. It did not work but I appreciate Jeff’s effort👍

"i don't overstep" aka tell me when you need me to say yes jeff

There’s no shame in taking medication if it helps you stay sane lol. Some physical health issues can’t be fixed with guided meditation and some mental health issues can’t either. I agree doctors can be way too quick to give out medication buuut sometimes meds are necessary and that ok. Stopping all the meds at once is why some people completely lose it afterwards. So yeah it’s some misinformation but half of what Jeff says is sarcasm/joke so I guess no one too that advice too seriously lol. Also, Jeff if you have trouble sleeping you could try Seroquel. It’s not addictive like a benzo or Ambien and it’s great for sleep, especially if it’s anxiety keeping you up all night.

Please more guided meditations to start. I'll tune in every monday

Jeff FM best show out there 🤝

Jeff’s episode intro sounding like the start up to a ps4. Love it

Bro.. it’s 4:52 in Atlanta rn 😂 ima throw some nuggets in the oven nd finish this wood while watching this before I knock out

Great podcast!! And very exciting new meditation journey to you!! Way to level up, Jeff!! 🙏📿🫶💜 Sat Nam

So great to see a Johnny depp interview 😤🙏🏼

8:35 Even his mom is laughing at him about that yoga stuff lmaooo

haha I honestly hope Jeff keeps Meditating.

up all night over here in the North East its now 5am and go to work at 7 smh. atleast i got this to listen too now

Jeff I hope you call your Momma back and tell her you were kidding. That of course you want her at your pop up 😆

Letttsssss gooo glad I was up at 1:40 in the morning 🔥

I look forward to this podcast every week. Big fan of the bathroom boys too lol

Tbh y'all been getting me thru this year so far

Walking on sunshine had me rolling 😂😂

Jeff I have serious extreme insomnia and recently started doing sleep meditation and yoga nidra I find it does help with anxiety and calming . I felt the same as you though in the first few sessions .

I was literally waiting for the fart noise when Jeff was talking.. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it...

Jeff I want to thank you from my outer perspective I love and honor that you give regular people the chance to feel special to come on Jeff fm and portray to be a character that society puts on such a high pedastool . I think it’s a lot more humble and better as having celebrity’s on they already have so much attention and fame and regular people that play those parts probly feel really special and it means so much to them it shows a lot of character and I just really love that because they could have a terrible up bringing and this brings some light to there lives . You no what I mean so I really respect this and I’m sure it makes mommy and daddy wittek proud “ I saw that because that’s who they are I’m 33 and I’m a single mom and I they deserve that title n I watched a video where u said “ in Italian culture you call your parents mommy and daddy no matter how old we become our parents are still our mommy n daddy and your parents watch these videos and I’m sure that makes them so so so happy ! Dennis n Maria your such a lovley couple and you show so much love to each other and for your family we love watching you guys your comedy is really nice 👍🏻 love you all ! i hope you read this ❤

jeff is single handedly changing podcasting

Ummm couldn’t sleep and now I’m feeling blessed :)

steven got george’s haircut and doesn’t talk and smokes tons of weed he’s fully embodied mr janko

Jeff how Tf did you pull this off you legend😂

Im fucken dying "the clout goblin" 🤣 but I thought u called him daddy. Lol

We need a Kyle interview

damn, jeff is really moving up the ranks with the guests he's bringing in.

Thanks for the laughs boys!

Fk yea! Impaulsive boys are going to be hell jelly seeing you get Johnny Depp! Nice one 🤌 😆

Use to watch Jeff FM every time it came out was happy, but haven’t watched since this episode came out, but now we back starting from here. I kept watching them all had nothing els but to stack all the episode. @Jeff FM even replied to my comment on the first episode

Papa Wittek Is a real one for remembering the copyright 😤😤

The dad's face when Jeff called him a clout goblin 🤣

Jeff is giving me flashbacks to one of my manic episodes 😭

You the man Jeff I’ve been binge watching all the older podcast

This was the best episode yet. Jeff was hilarious

I enjoyed this! Love all of you guys ❤️

Jeff makes a excellent meditation 🧘 narration

if your driving to work. "close your eyes" LOL

I really like the guided meditation music 😂 waking up atm- apparently tooting with Kyle Just fucking laughing

Jeff seems like he's good at guided medication. He guides you while you take drugs. And I always knew there was something I liked about Jeff, getting with mexican girl. Jeff is invited to all quinceañeras and Carne academy cookouts 🇲🇽

Jeff you should do meditation at the beginning of the podcast I was messing with it until it got interrupted 💨 😂

Jeff: Man this show has *says nothing* Steven: Absolutely. 🤣 25:20

Your my favorite creator on the internet!

perfect start to a monday morning

Steven looking cuter & cuter every episode.

Please make these longer