This is a better Jaguar advertisement than an actual Jaguar advertisement.

Anyone else stuck in the never ending vortex of Top Gear videos one after another?

I love how all three of them are describing Jeremy, to his face. "Never entirely trustworthy, but in a really nice likeable way."

Tom Hiddleston: I will rule over your world! Humanity: Never! Tom Hiddleston: With my Jaaaaag. Humanity: Oh, Ok. Have a good one.

The one luxury car that most people will respect you for having yet wouldn't steal it even if they had the chance.

"Warm up the Jaaaaaag"

I want a Jag just to say that.

Had a friend who had a jag, decades ago, he claimed it was the ultimate status symbol; it was so unreliable it proclaimed you were sufficiently well off that there was nowhere you really had to be.

As a teenager, I got a job at a local garage valeting cars. We had this beautiful mignight blue XJ in once - walnut dash, big leather seats and all that. The centre console was massive with an ashtray on either side; both ashtrays were full of Cartier cigarette butts, and the ones in the passenger side had red lipstick on. That's when I decided that one day, I too would own a Jaaaag.

I've got away with so much more since I bought my Jaaag...

my dad had jags when i was growing up. This fits him perfectly

As somebody that just bought their first Jaaaaaag I can’t dispute this... I mean how was I meant to justify paying for an F type *and* paying taxes

A friend lent me his 8-year old Jag for a month recently. After a few days I found my personality had changed: I drove faster, I enjoyed overtaking for the first time in 45 years of driving, I didn’t need to be comforted by background music, I really enjoyed the tight turning circle, etc. It felt like a very powerful comfortable old fashioned saloon car… Many years ago I was a passenger in Austria as a young teenager and fell in love with Mercedes taxis… until my recent encounter with a Jaaaaagh!

14 years later and I still do the "he's got a JAAAAAG" part when I see a Jag driver behaving cocky in traffic.

.... and then Jaguar took their words to the letter, and ran a brilliant commercial with iconic British villains 😁👍

I've started WW3... BUT ITS OK BECAUSE I'VE GOT A JAAAAAG

The back of that car is hideous in my opinion, but it doesn't matter....because it's a Jaaaaag.

I just bought a 3.0 V6 XF... now that's some Jaaaaag!!! It's elegant and gentlemanly until you flick the sport and dynamic mode on and then it turns into a mentalist! ......God I love my JAAAAG!!

I would have said this was all tar-brushing tosh.... except that when my best mate got a Jaaaag he started wearing Arfur Daley's coat and rocked up with a girlfriend ten years younger. wtf? And to top it all, when someone pulled out in front of him on the main road, he took no damage but wrote their car off. "I'm terribly sorry, I seem to have have torn the front end off your Renault... with my Jaaaag".

So I was in the army, at Fort Ord, California, when i could afford a car. Monterey Car Company had a 1957 XK-140, for about $1300.00 dollars. And, the dealer said, it was once owned by Kim Novak, who lived next door, in Carmel. It had a three-point racing harness, unheard of in the day, which told me that it was probably not owned by Kim, and that it was probably very well-used. So, since the US Army owned the Laguna Seca race track, and allowed racing once a year (this was 1960) I was convinced by my fellow lieutenants that I should enter the Pro-Am race. Now the golfers had a pro-am tournament at the Bing Crosby Open, so the SCAA something like that) allowed as to how they would allow amateurs to race alongside the pros. So we ran to the cars, and within seconds I was passed by two Ferrraris, and scared out of my mind. Then it occurred to me that I was probably the only racer paying for his own fenders,, as I was pushed into the rail, and I retired after one lap, having spent most of my Dunlop racing tires, and I quit racing forever. But I was next stationed to Fort Sill, Oklahoma, and had to drive through Reno, where I had a service at the Bill Harrah garage. They saw the stickers and said I could drive their North American Racing Team Ferrari car. It had only three gauges. Oil pressure, water temperature, and a big tach, with grease pencil markings for the gear changes. I declined,, but the, as I made my way across America, wherever I stopped, people would stop. And they would look, and they would touch. Maybe it was the numbers. Maybe it was the stickers. Maybe it was the carbon streaks along the sides. Anyway, it was the best car I ever owned. And that is why I later got an E-Type and ran it in Europe. And you know? everyone liked those cars. And I wish I had them today..

90% of Jaaaags brand value comes from these guys making it so damn cool 😅

Everything changed once I bought my Jaaaag.

Waitress: I'm married Jezza: that's OK babe, I've got a jaaaaag

0:38 Driver: I'm terribly sorry. I ran over your dog... Dog owner: Oahhh! Driver: In my JAAAAAG! Dog owner: ¯\/(ツ)\/¯ Can someone animate these Jaaaaag scenes, PLEASE?

1:16 Jeremy’s Jaaaaag face here kills me

I do love how the Brits pronounce the word. Jag-you-errrr! Just rolls off the tongue, and don't forget the sort of baritone touch!

The latest Jag commercial brought me back here. :D "It's good to be bad !"

Everytime I see or hear about a Jaaaaaaag, i get reminded of this :P

I’ve never seen this before, but having bought my first Jaaaag a few months ago someone sent me a link and I’m crying laughing at it.

It's amazing that this car sold for over 10 years looking exactly the same yet on the outside it still looks only 4 or 5 years old.

He punched a producer, but it’s ok, he’s got a Jaaaaag

I've had BMW's for 7 years and love them. Great drivers cars and practical. Now got an XF. I was worried about it not being as much fun to drive. No problem there, it handels like a much smaller car. However, its the feeling of being behind the wheel that is way superior in the Jag, in my opinion, a much nicer place to be than a Beemer! Well done Jaguar, keep up the great work....

Awfully sorry.

Love how James just jumps in at the start “who gives a pigs ass” brilliant

The fact that they made a villain jag ad proves them right.

I remember a Jaguar advertisement I saw a few years back that had like 4 big name British actors who always play rich, stylish villains in it. Then I heard how they pronounced the name of the car; not "Jag-wire" like we do in the states, but "Jag-you-are". Haven't been able to pronounce it the American way since. I've been trying for like three years. Just can't do it in two syllables anymore.

Growing up we had three jags at one point and I can confirm that half the fun is just saying the name. That and the dual fuel tanks.

I'm going to miss this.....so much..... :,(

*calmly strays into Londons low emissions zone* *In my Jaaaaaag*

"I terribly sorry to ran out of your dog ,oww,IN MY JAAAAAAG"

I've got myself a 1994 Jaguar XJ12 6.0, beautiful piece of machinery. No need for a supercharger, sounds like it has one already, sucks air from the sky like it's quaffing it's favorite ale... Love It!

Loki: I have an army. Iron Man: We have a Jaaaaggg! Loki: Well shit.

I'm getting my jaaaaag soon! Cant wait

Police chief: Anything interesting happen today? Officer: I pulled a driver over for doing 150 mph in a 25 mph zone. I just gave him a warning........ Police chief: WTF?!!!! Officer:.......because he had a Jaaaaaaaaag. Police chief: Oh, okay.

Ever since me and my dad saw this, we have always said Jaaaaag xD

I can't quite tell if he is making fun of Jaguar owners, putting them down or making a compliment to the cars. But Jaguars have always been one of the best looking, best sounding, most comfortable and stylish cars.

Jaguar needs to offer "Jaaag" as a trunk lid emblem option. Or somebody needs to make them aftermarket.

Love Jeremy's face whenever he says Jaaaaaaag :D

Drive one. It's addictive...and you can get away with literally ANYTHING. Even the unwashed here in the States get it. Definitely something to love.

At last, something beautiful you can truly own.

the bit at the end is funny ''awfully sorry would you mind settling this? whilst i go and warm up the jaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg'' i can imagine that line being said in a program

“Jags are so rogue-ish. You can take a girl out for dinner if you have a Jag, and then she will pay. You can go and stay with people for the weekend, help yourself to all their belongings, and no one will mind! Because? You have a Jaaaag!” Eventually used in S02E06 of The Grand Tour.

Loved that era of top gear

Jaguar should hire those three to advertise their next Jaaaag!.

I’ve had the honor of owning 3 different ones through the yrs. most recent 04’ Vanden Plas ... love ❤️ my Jags

WIfe to a close friend: "I just realized that my husband is having an affair and I don't know what to do about it!" Friend says; Couldn't you just confront her, and tell her to leave him alone? Wife: Her,!?! OH no, you misunderstood - it's with his Jaaaaaaag!

When I was in school I loved the old Jags- had a 120 FHC, a 140 and joined the local club in Seattle. There were a lot of sports car clubs back then, the MG club, the Healey, Triumph etc., but the Jag club was humbly named "The Jaguar Driver's Club of Northwest America". A lot of the owners were pilots or engineers at Boeing, so they had that fastidious tendency. I remember there was a pecking order in those days as well. When you would encounter another sports car on the road you would waive, but the lower ranks had to waive first before the upper folks would acknowledge.

Two years later,Clarkson would race the sun in that very Jag.

When i was a kid, still living at home, i did a stint in a factory, and worked with an old guy who had a JAAG... He was like a cross between Windsor Davis and Santa Claus, in a good way...

as a proud jaguar owner, this is funny

Bought an S-type because of this video! My wife and I keep on jaaaaaaagging since :-)

Hahahah hilarious. Would you mind settling this while I go and warm up the JAAAAAG

Well, it turned out you can't get away with everything if you got a Jag. We'll miss you, Jeremy.

Putin needs to buy a jag. "I've sent troops into Ukraine, but it's ok cause i've got a Jag"

Me being pulled over by the police "Oh no, not again.... I wasn't even driving too fast" Police:"Sir, was that you who smoked your tires in the parking garage?" Me: "Yes... in my Jaaaaag" Police:"Oh, it's fine then, just go ahead"

Never get tired by watching this

Can confirm. The police let me off with a warning after my bank robbery yesterday when I told them that the money will go towards the purchase of a Jaaag.

I own a Jaaaag

I have a Jag and a Caddie. I don’t ever want to say any of that ))) sounds funny but I just enjoy a good car ride in either one

In 1990 I got free use of a nearly new XJ6 for a few days. As a young man I was highly impressed. Happy memories.

This sums up my dad in a way, except for the whole going away for the weekend part.

The British were the first to properly refine the "total loss oil system", nobody else does it better than they do.

1:17 Warm up the Jaaaaaaag

Love my XKR Jaaaaggggg!! 😎

As a former owner of two Jaaaaags, yep, I can't argue with this description.

Im buying a Jaaaaaag, just so I can do this.

Thank you Top Gear! My new license plate frame reads: -Jaguar- "The preferred car of white-collar criminals."

My dad had a 2011 Jag XFR when I was in high school. I took my date to senior prom in it, haha.

I own an XJ6, I actually often invite myself to people's homes.

I got a Jaaaagg XJ partially because of this. Just so I can say I got a Jaaaaag

Jaaaaaaggggg

I've watched this video multiple times this afternoon, because it's a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

With the grand tour this is now relevant again. Because JAAAAGG

Jaaaag

This is hella funny. Don't pay that much attention, but didn't Jeremy have an affair a few years ago haha?

Second vehicle was a used 2004 X-Type; massive upgrade from an 05 Dodge Dakota. Never been the same person since tbh

Absolutely brilliant!!

My first car's a Jag, still have a Jag, I agree with this vid.

Some of my favorite European cars are Mercedes, Ferrari, and Jaaaaaag.

my mate owns a Jaaaaag and he fully embraces this!

I have an old XJ8, it gets nothing but respect on the roads, people let me into traffic queues, let me in, in awkward backed up junctions and give me a thumbs up. If you want hassle free driving. ... Get a Jaaaaaag.👍

I had a V12 Daimler Jaaag, and i'm quite close to that description, but I've never been jailed. Came close, but no.

I want a Jaguar. XJR to be exact. I don't think I'm the type of person that fits this stereotype, either. Which is probably why I can't afford one.

Had a '99 XJR and a '00 XJ8L. As much as they are to keep up with, they really are interesting machines

I'm glad I bought myself a Jaaaaag XF 😂

saw some guy that waited for someone on front of the mall entrance for more than the time allowed but that's okay because he's driving a Jaaaaaaaag (seriously, this douchebag blocked the waiting area for around 10 minutes or so)

I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag ( a proper XJ40 with a petrol engine....anything diesel is NOT a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag), and these comments are idiotic and ridiculously stereotypical as well as mildly insulting.....but I can't argue with a single word!...8-)

I think they are looking for the words "Terry Thomas" not the actual actor, but the characters he always played - brilliantly.

"Forget the sort stabbists" lmao

One of my many bosses had restored an E-Type. Well one day he brought his pride and joy into the works and took pride in taking each employee for a spin. I thought that the car would have been better in its day than later so I declined a ride. Didn't want to spoil my concept of it. The old boy was noticeably miffed that I had declined his kind offer