Jeremy Clarkson is either a lunatic or a very good presenter.
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@connorthemusicguru6904 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is a man who isn't afraid to share his opinion.
@wiwbssjh82334 жыл бұрын
Which inevitably got him fired from the BBC.
@toborogo74 жыл бұрын
Well yeah cause he voiced his opinion with a fist to the producers face
@jacoballen66454 жыл бұрын
that’s why the show ended
@kasperrieberg34954 жыл бұрын
Blade Wilde He was being violent towards another human ! I think most bosses would gave sacked him for that !!
@venomousgaminghd64534 жыл бұрын
Do ya fucking think?
@RandomCarGuy174 жыл бұрын
Honestly, some of my favorite scenes on Top Gear and TGT were when Jeremy would interact with the audience. Someone would say something and it was funny seeing Jezza respond back with a joke.
@tub82004 жыл бұрын
he literally threatened to rape someones dog
@tub82004 жыл бұрын
he literally threatened to rape someones dog
@zombiederpster4 жыл бұрын
This is closer to 'Jeremy Clarkson bullies everyone for 14 minutes and 11 seconds straight' and I'm not even mad about that, 'coz that's just who he is, and I think its hilarious
@jemuzu68824 жыл бұрын
ZombieDerpster true 😂😂
@azza24734 жыл бұрын
That letting out foreign prisoners so they can stab people joke has aged well
@grandmahouse37785 жыл бұрын
He is the gordon ramsay of cars lmao
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
Or the Bob Ross of cars
@Hsel-lc1wt5 жыл бұрын
@@MausOfTheHouse Bob Ross? Do you know who he is? They're basically opposites
@Chaln1235 жыл бұрын
Guessing he means hair..?
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
@@Hsel-lc1wt well I meant that they are best at what they do, like bob ross, and everybody likes the trio, again like bob ross
@Ihyabond0095 жыл бұрын
Well Gordon Ramsay looks kinda scared of him tho lol
@danbrydges4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the uproar if that clip with Jeremy comparing the 3 models to Porsche's aired today😂
@bukanmatin59734 жыл бұрын
What minute?
@bukanmatin59734 жыл бұрын
@Cameron Bell Oh, thanks!
@itsGlavict4 жыл бұрын
The lack of hammer scenes are oddly disturbing...
@noahcheckman85425 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Jeremy Clarkson: Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.
@sunnyjim13554 жыл бұрын
Clarkson almost single-handedly Made Britain Great Again.
@sebastianxavier16916 жыл бұрын
People in the top gear audience are the only people in the world who can take a joke
@afcjonny16 жыл бұрын
TG gaming they used to be able to take a joke, a lot of these clips were the early 00’s before PC culture really started to infest everything
@thesandwich53216 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING MILLENIALS!!! Finally.
@afcjonny16 жыл бұрын
The sandwich I’m a millennial myself mate, born 1993 and edgy humour speaks to me on a tremendous level, hate the over sensitive snowflakes from this generation. Middle class uni students who can’t recognise a joke, edgy humour is dying in terrestrial television in the UK because of it. I hope it makes a comeback. I’m Scottish as well and clarkson makes jokes about Scotland but you know what, it’s just that, a fucking JOKE!!
@thesandwich53216 жыл бұрын
Also a millenial and from the midlands. We all know what he thinks of us!
@Rick-oh9jh6 жыл бұрын
Little did he know everyone roasted in the audience killed themselves by inhaling their exhaust strait from the pipe
@HamsterWheelGaming4 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Jeremy trashing people for days
@cameron67835 жыл бұрын
So many people are offended by Clarkson's jokes. He's putting on a comedic act. People who attend these events expect to get shit on by Clarkson, and it shouldn't be offensive.
@effisjens17765 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be offended because... Well it is Clarkson, of course you are gonna roasted by him but you know it's not personal because he is Clarkson
@spectrumnight89374 жыл бұрын
I would be feckin honoured if Jeremy insult me
@LewisBowels4 жыл бұрын
They have skin as delicate as a butterfly's wing. Maybe the tears they wipe off will allow the salt to form enough so they get some type of thickness going on.
BBC: Sacks Jeremy Richard and James: leave Top Gear to join Jeremy in a new show BBC: makes an awful new Top Gear Jeremy: 7:44
@VirtualFunction4 жыл бұрын
the bbc are way too cowardly to do half of that shit today
@sokolshala4854 жыл бұрын
Watch only fools and horses, it would be cancled in 5 minutes now days
@Sirdiggar4 жыл бұрын
@@sokolshala485 yeah it's pathetic we live in an age of sjw's and snow flakes. I love OFAH!
@naxious63434 жыл бұрын
Good presenter. Entertaining. None of these people are insulted, they like him.
@DanielSadjadian4 жыл бұрын
“What have you stolen this week?” 😂😂
@peterperfik21264 жыл бұрын
A soul, I touched someone, lol
@olbradley3 жыл бұрын
"Am I a pencil, or a cauliflower?" -Jeremy Clarkson 2007
@Juice-qw5dt4 жыл бұрын
old top gear was better since the audience were actually part of it
@loganthekrogan21825 жыл бұрын
The simplicity of the title says it all.
@plebtile33475 жыл бұрын
Oh god, imagine trying to air that car analogy these days...
@ChefBrownSauce5 жыл бұрын
There would be internet outrage and a million letters to the network. Absolute bedlam
@sebobie4 жыл бұрын
9:32 "Get out of the way old bag!" "Not you."
@Blueb3rry_255 жыл бұрын
“Am I a pencil?”
@GoneFishing-83734 жыл бұрын
The guy under me posted the same comment twice
@qualitycroissant85274 жыл бұрын
very good
@boi94334 жыл бұрын
Bery good
@saynotohaloFIN4 жыл бұрын
Good old days
@kawalski17364 жыл бұрын
Snitch
@GoneFishing-83734 жыл бұрын
Kawalski lmao
@Jdudhhsuxbsksj5 жыл бұрын
He is the most interesting man in the world
@dangermouse93484 жыл бұрын
No. He 's the most interesting man . . . . . . . . . In the world.
@adamhowitt40335 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace top gear dog
@justinbuckley5 жыл бұрын
damn he used to be a lot thinner than he is now
@alancarmo89245 жыл бұрын
He also used to be a lot younger
@MrSonUMad5 жыл бұрын
He looks pregnant now
@xISparkzy5 жыл бұрын
that's what happens when you mix Brits and beer 🤣🤣
@decodolly15355 жыл бұрын
Sumo wrestlers are a lot thinner than Clarkson is now.
@nuralimedeu5 жыл бұрын
U mean he T H I C C?
@FedUpFancy4 жыл бұрын
People say that Clarkson is offensive but thats just who he is and hes funny because of it.
@RIISK044 жыл бұрын
@mm. the only fucking idiot I see, is you
@silliussoddus14494 жыл бұрын
RiiSKk Calling someone a fucking idiot while being grammatically wrong is one of the most ironic things *in the world.*
@RIISK044 жыл бұрын
@mm. (Serious question) is English your first language?
@RIISK044 жыл бұрын
@@silliussoddus1449 honestly can't *argue with that.*
@GoyBenius_09013 жыл бұрын
4:50 and that exact comment still holds up today.
@lhaviland86025 жыл бұрын
6:35 And so it began...
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK
@eunxiayt80665 жыл бұрын
Back before everyone got offended...
@TheGoombassador5 жыл бұрын
7:16 Specifically?
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
You can't get away with these things nowadays
@GREVIEWS024 жыл бұрын
People were offended.
@RemixedVoice4 жыл бұрын
Cute virtue signaling! Remember in the 1950s when the sounds of toilets flushing weren't allowed on TV?
@yeetus74895 жыл бұрын
3:22 james has really let himself go
@visionist75 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@JohnTC95 жыл бұрын
That is Jason Dawe, he was only on the first season of the show & then was replaced for James May in the second season.
@richardgadberry83983 жыл бұрын
3:19 Prehistoric Top Gear.
@hedgeearthridge68075 жыл бұрын
His Texas accent is spot on. Brits are so good at southern accents because southern accents come from the british accent.
@CB-ny8zg5 жыл бұрын
Patrick Earthridge I don’t know what you heard, but that wasn’t nearly a good Southern accent. Not even close.
@speedwaynutt4 жыл бұрын
Being insulted by Clarksonnnnnn would be something you would treasure for life.
@kmancrawln96564 жыл бұрын
Every time someone says they are offended by Clarkson I can't help but smile a bit and think that a boy Clarkson keep up the good work
@FlinchDukeMercy4 жыл бұрын
Kman crawl'n he’s still doing it nowadays, he’s kept up the good work for 10+ years
@DLBBALL4 жыл бұрын
@@FlinchDukeMercy More like 20 years now.
@Sweettear016 жыл бұрын
His American impression is spot on haha
@watermalone57825 жыл бұрын
Huuuunday, mitsubooshi, teyoda, jeguaaaaarrr
@thegreatafrican33674 жыл бұрын
Damn Surprisingly we have all been recommended an old video
@FrancisMarcosGaming5 жыл бұрын
"GET OUT OF MY WAY, OLD BAG-- not you" caught me off guard hahahahaha
@EEE-CEE4 жыл бұрын
I will always love Jeremy Clarkson. Reminds me of spending time with my granddad laughing our heads off at him. I absolutely love Clarkson for that
@romelnegut20054 жыл бұрын
That's great.
@assassinhit66845 жыл бұрын
it would be an honer to be insulted by him
@tiredshinigami91454 жыл бұрын
do not drink anything when watching this
@adventure_F0x5 жыл бұрын
7:15 good luck getting that on air these days 😂
@Myth86004 жыл бұрын
I like how clarkson’s fake American accent makes people laugh while if someone else does it they’d be ridiculed
@wowdogememe15414 жыл бұрын
No we would all laugh regardless. Americans sound dumb
@h.h.12925 жыл бұрын
He's so savage Lmaoo!! 😅😂😂 I wouldn't wish to be in the front of that audience when he start asking questions.
@Catalina._4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy in the same room with Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell 😂😂😂
@mrtjm11524 жыл бұрын
They've both been on top gear...
@M_7734 жыл бұрын
"I got a mitsubooshi in my butt crack" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ThatGFFAN4 жыл бұрын
The BBC basically died when they sacked Jezza.
@utopianfurbiscuit4 жыл бұрын
I 10000% agree....but technically, he wasn't fired... They just refused to renew his contract ..
@utopianfurbiscuit4 жыл бұрын
N it's horrible because top gear was getting soooo good too. .. Hate to admit it, but Grand Tour just isn't as good
@HieronymousLex4 жыл бұрын
utopianfurbiscuit yeah the format of top gear was better. But at least we still have the boys together and I think that the car reviews and video essays they’ve been doing are better than the old show. They’ve really gotten good at those. I don’t really care for the traveling though and the in studio stuff just isn’t nearly as fun as it was
@thegreatafrican33674 жыл бұрын
The BBC is still very much alive
@mendozerosu30415 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson. Absolute legend.
@howtogaintime7395 жыл бұрын
"Oh it was, it was (fair), because at the end of the day he got to keep the jam." Thank you Jesus.
@frasergibson57633 жыл бұрын
“Has anyone got any butter?” 😂😂
@swagga76443 жыл бұрын
Yeah... i can send it if you got a PO box
@helplmchoking4 жыл бұрын
Feels weird to see these as being called “old top gear”... I remember all these coming out, I always thought the “old” stuff was the pre 2000 top gear, without James
@traeyboy5294 жыл бұрын
Probably should of rephrased the sentence to end with 'without Richard'. I say that because Hammond wasn't even a presenter of the old Top Gear, Clarkson & May were.
@simonkevnorris3 жыл бұрын
Surely, the 'old' top gear pre-dates even that - the show with Quentin, Tiff and Jeremy was the 'junior' presenter.
@thomasmahoney49916 жыл бұрын
I love how the audience can always take the jokes😂😂
@eclipsefox31show526 жыл бұрын
Thomas Mahoney I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DenebTM5 жыл бұрын
You couldn't get away with this kinda stuff on TV now
@nuralimedeu5 жыл бұрын
And IMO that's ok, cause the jokes weren't funny anyway.
@DenebTM5 жыл бұрын
@@nuralimedeu Subjective; they are to me.
@nuralimedeu5 жыл бұрын
@@DenebTM I agree, humour is highly subjective. I should also correct myself, some of the Clarkson's jokes actually are quite funny.
@nomadequipment21775 жыл бұрын
That's why nobody watches tv
@summushieremiasclarkson47006 жыл бұрын
I like how Clarkson is so substantial (in personality and in size), the title needs no expansion. Just the words that spell out his name suffice.
@burpostockings4 жыл бұрын
Lol everyone bitches about Clarkson being offensive but he's just a 9year at heart :P
@mantaholy68455 жыл бұрын
Am I a pencil? Am I a coliflower? Am I a nuclear powerplant? Oh dear I am a gearbox! I gotta swap out some cogs!
@rions53475 жыл бұрын
LHR cauliflower*
@DeployTheDRS6 жыл бұрын
This just shows that Jeremy has matured over the years... Kind of
@nuralimedeu5 жыл бұрын
Although he says he still likes to be his inner 9-year-old...
@ilseawesomeness98285 жыл бұрын
"You're dutch? So your opinion is useless then" im dying😂😂😂
@Dutch095 жыл бұрын
As a dutch guy, pretty painfull hahahaha
@ilseawesomeness98285 жыл бұрын
@@Dutch09 as a dutch girl, pretty hilarious hahahah
@kevenguimaraes6 жыл бұрын
A beef, bovril, and brick smoothie made in a V8 blender is one of the greatest, most manly creations ever devised! Long live Clarkson and old (real) Top Gear!
@michaelzhang70983 жыл бұрын
Comedy:1000 Awkwardness: Infinity
@jvsp3r394 жыл бұрын
7:30 if you made jokes like this today you‘d be in jail
@iHaveTheDocuments4 жыл бұрын
BBC calls this toxic white Male rage.
@jadynmurrell804 жыл бұрын
@@iHaveTheDocuments you mi spelt funny and eye catching
@imaclock81444 жыл бұрын
see once you point out that women should be allowed to be actually topless anyway - and it shouldn't be a big deal to make an obvious joke about common things the way anyone should be allowed to in obvious places at obvious times - like a "cognizantly consenting" comedy show of any kind designed primarily to entertain for example - just a few of these regressive individuals may realize that they're literally arguing to make breasts taboo by saying you cannot discuss them in a comedy situation for whatever blown up reason they personally want to use.
@imaclock81444 жыл бұрын
as people - we take our childish wants way too seriously - and our actual needs way too lightly - too often, even in desperate situations. learn to understand what you and others actually need, fundamentally here on this planet at the bare minimum, and then build on that for everyone. and try to criticize yourself honestly AND constructively if you ever feel that you must criticize something else - do not follow blindly behind anything - continuously assess yourself throughout life - not doing so is ignorant cowardice and you will suffer for it if anything.
@imaclock81444 жыл бұрын
also remember to laugh. Joy is the opposite of sorrow. what you cry about today you may laugh about later. and what you laugh about today, you may cry about later. live and let live is not that hard if you actually want to.
@edwardburek17174 жыл бұрын
12:21 To the joy of owners of repainted Alfas and Jimmy Broadbent, Minty is now the official racing colours of Ecuador.
@harveysimpson2665 жыл бұрын
Good ole days, u haven’t got comedy and good television like this anymore. BRING BACK OLD TOPGEAR FOR GOOD!!!!
@thedocak75325 жыл бұрын
welcome to the "politically correct" era
@harveysimpson2665 жыл бұрын
Well it’s bloody rubbish, the whole world has gone completely out of control
@kyogrez54535 жыл бұрын
go watch the grand tour on Amazon prime Clarkson Hammond and May are fucking around again
@thabangmatlakala66573 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's use of sarcasm and Hyperbole is absolutely brilliant🤣🤣
@zuprArpuz4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson Richard Hammond James May Name a better Trio, you can’t‼️
@hutch59914 жыл бұрын
What about that fat bloke lmao
@madisonavenuemadman13874 жыл бұрын
Left tit, my cock, right tit.
@kvassman19006 жыл бұрын
3:06 don't talk to a gopnik that way, blin.
@hybridAbsol6 жыл бұрын
Kvass Man the old man has no respect for everyone lol
@singlehotmominyourarea9266 жыл бұрын
8:07 is GOLD! Laughed so hard for so long holy crap
Haha, sure would, this world is getting more and more PC and I hate It.
@bramhofstede68543 жыл бұрын
@@NorthCamZ everyone except the ones who are shouting all day long because they haven’t got a proper job
@MrEd946 жыл бұрын
3:20 James has been hitting the pies
@linus28776 жыл бұрын
He's saving up to a new focus
@boktorinator6936 жыл бұрын
linuz739 That's my favourite Top Gear news ever 😂
@coltonjacobs53834 жыл бұрын
I do admit that southern accents can be very “strong” sometimes. I live in Oklahoma(which is the state above Texas) and the contrast of accent is still monumental even though the states are right next to each other
@jxckc3514 жыл бұрын
top gear is an English program, noone in it is American't
@Luppino21214 жыл бұрын
JxckC lol i can’t believe someone believed this was an American accent haha!!
@DomWPC4 жыл бұрын
he's talking about the american car salesman that Clarkson was mocking..
@mikejohn05034 жыл бұрын
7:16 because back then this was ok
@Jack1dg4 жыл бұрын
Mike John it still is ok..
@lukoutvindo11484 жыл бұрын
Jack D Gray its not...
@thechankyrussian25644 жыл бұрын
@@Jack1dg yeah right..... They would get shut down and BBC would be fucked
@Jack1dg4 жыл бұрын
the chanky Russian okay in the sense that it's not allowed on TV fair enough, but in general, it's allowed
@GryphLane4 жыл бұрын
It never was okay 🙄
@sayno2lolzisback5 жыл бұрын
"I'm not only in touch with my feminine side... I'm in touch with my *GAY* side as well."
@xD4rkridex4 жыл бұрын
today is his birthday and this video was recommended to me
@W0lf_914 жыл бұрын
5:20 ... as a Brit this had me in fucking stitches
@americaniii7344 жыл бұрын
He described all of south
@carpetclimber40274 жыл бұрын
If they would've shown women in a bikini top and compared them to cars in Sweden, the country would've exploded with 4000 feminist articles and the producer - and Clarkson - would've had to flee the country.
@ty63t04 жыл бұрын
So swedes just let anyone with a loud enough voice walk all over them?
@carpetclimber40274 жыл бұрын
@tetrahydro When that loud voice makes you lose your job unable to get another, get constantly harrassed and get stones through your windows, yes. When you get death threats on the phone, your children bullied, wife bullied, your car tires slashed, an axe through the door, etc and the police don't care, yup. It's far from only a loud voice, it's distinct oppression. Why would you stay?
@ty63t04 жыл бұрын
@@carpetclimber4027 If that really is the situation then Sweden is in deep trouble
@carpetclimber40274 жыл бұрын
@@ty63t0 Yes.
@yourmemeisnotjustified74104 жыл бұрын
every sjw comment has more butthurt republicans than actual sjws 🙄
@primozpotocnik14234 жыл бұрын
10:45 "I've killed... before!" one of the best threats I've ever heard
@ndhammer4 жыл бұрын
You can't be a car fan if you've got a Diesel... Its called a Petrolhead for a reason...
@L_U-K_E5 жыл бұрын
Lol he always insults people
@notaspy37515 жыл бұрын
He's like a less hotheaded gordon ramsay, i love it
@hippolytes35426 жыл бұрын
3:14 he looks like wallace and gromite
@casper60603 жыл бұрын
3:14 thats a Wallace and gromit smile that is.
@sebastiantkaczyk44753 жыл бұрын
holy shit, I knew he reminded me of somebody, now i can't unsee it LMAO
@johnnolte44554 жыл бұрын
5:17 clarkson doing American accents are some of the funniest things... in the world😂
@oskarhenningsen24746 жыл бұрын
Honestly, you found the best of the very best, im impressed
@finnbacon4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson is the Gordon Ramsay of cars.
@ArnoldsKtm5 жыл бұрын
He has no complexes, it's kind of crazy.
@xxczerxx5 жыл бұрын
When was it exactly that this style of no-holds barred, total freedom of speech was banned from telly? All I could think while watching this is how it wouldn't be put on TV today
@ArkadyRenko14 жыл бұрын
It's true, aston Martin in 80% Ford mondeo. You peel of stickers and you will find ford.
@danschween74504 жыл бұрын
Why does every episode of top gear look like they were taped in 1975
@liamturner64244 жыл бұрын
i think when they aired they looked a lot better but its just the video quality thats horrible
@helplmchoking4 жыл бұрын
They were a little better at the time, but tv wasn’t in HD, or even 720. It was 480 at the time, most people had CRT TVs and it wasn’t in widescreen yet. Feels weird to remember when every one of these clips was actually aired...
@chrishargreaves80165 жыл бұрын
9:33 I nearly died. That was savage.
@xxDOTH3DEWxx5 жыл бұрын
3:13 "look Gromit, Cheese!!"
@vaughnsigal45605 жыл бұрын
cbunk47 this dude reminded me of a character from aardman as well hahaha
@goldzen30195 жыл бұрын
"Clarksoooooon!"
@olympus__5 жыл бұрын
AC x M I’m on the bloody throne! Clarkson, you infantile pillock!
@shriharihudli85965 жыл бұрын
You're tidying that up!
@Verzalux4 жыл бұрын
0:45 "Why did I ask him?" Lmfao
@thebossofblue58124 жыл бұрын
7:18 thats a lovely ceiling
@carl91484 жыл бұрын
09:44 - "IF YOU SHUT THIS DOWN, I'M GOING TO COME THERE, I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR HEART!" Brilliant, classic Jeremy quote, somebody make that a ringtone, please, we got have on a phone, or a T-Shirt.
@xxDOTH3DEWxx4 жыл бұрын
The scope of my engineering genius LITCHERLLY knows no bounds
@aaronarshad36874 жыл бұрын
*Literally
@mickboontjes16744 жыл бұрын
@@aaronarshad3687 mate it think thats the joke
@aaronarshad36874 жыл бұрын
@@mickboontjes1674 oh I never thought of it that way ahaha. Thank you mate
@segerminator5 жыл бұрын
I would take a drive with the enhanced body kit.
@earlofsmeg4 жыл бұрын
May, you're gonna die. I'm gonna feed you into your own machine! 🤣🤣🤣🤣