Jeremy Clarkson (old Top Gear) [No audio normalization!]

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Ove Bakken

6 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson is either a lunatic or a very good presenter.

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@connorthemusicguru690 4 жыл бұрын

Clarkson is a man who isn't afraid to share his opinion.

@wiwbssjh8233 4 жыл бұрын

Which inevitably got him fired from the BBC.

@toborogo7 4 жыл бұрын

Well yeah cause he voiced his opinion with a fist to the producers face

@jacoballen6645 4 жыл бұрын

that’s why the show ended

@kasperrieberg3495 4 жыл бұрын

Blade Wilde He was being violent towards another human ! I think most bosses would gave sacked him for that !!

@venomousgaminghd6453 4 жыл бұрын

Do ya fucking think?

@zombiederpster 4 жыл бұрын

This is closer to 'Jeremy Clarkson bullies everyone for 14 minutes and 11 seconds straight' and I'm not even mad about that, 'coz that's just who he is, and I think its hilarious

@jemuzu6882 4 жыл бұрын

ZombieDerpster true 😂😂

@grandmahouse3778 5 жыл бұрын

He is the gordon ramsay of cars lmao

@MausOfTheHouse 5 жыл бұрын

Or the Bob Ross of cars

@Hsel-lc1wt 5 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse Bob Ross? Do you know who he is? They're basically opposites

@Chaln123 5 жыл бұрын

Guessing he means hair..?

@MausOfTheHouse 5 жыл бұрын

@@Hsel-lc1wt well I meant that they are best at what they do, like bob ross, and everybody likes the trio, again like bob ross

@Ihyabond009 5 жыл бұрын

Well Gordon Ramsay looks kinda scared of him tho lol

@azza2473 4 жыл бұрын

That letting out foreign prisoners so they can stab people joke has aged well

@noahcheckman8542 5 жыл бұрын

Nobody: Jeremy Clarkson: Ding dong, your opinion is wrong.

@itsGlavict 4 жыл бұрын

The lack of hammer scenes are oddly disturbing...

@RandomCarGuy17 4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, some of my favorite scenes on Top Gear and TGT were when Jeremy would interact with the audience. Someone would say something and it was funny seeing Jezza respond back with a joke.

@tub8200 4 жыл бұрын

he literally threatened to rape someones dog

@tub8200 4 жыл бұрын

he literally threatened to rape someones dog

@danbrydges 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine the uproar if that clip with Jeremy comparing the 3 models to Porsche's aired today😂

@bukanmatin5973 4 жыл бұрын

What minute?

@bukanmatin5973 4 жыл бұрын

@Cameron Bell Oh, thanks!

@sunnyjim1355 4 жыл бұрын

Clarkson almost single-handedly Made Britain Great Again.

@HamsterWheelGaming 4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to Jeremy trashing people for days

@sebastianxavier1691 6 жыл бұрын

People in the top gear audience are the only people in the world who can take a joke

@afcjonny1 6 жыл бұрын

TG gaming they used to be able to take a joke, a lot of these clips were the early 00’s before PC culture really started to infest everything

@thesandwich5321 6 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU FOR NOT SAYING MILLENIALS!!! Finally.

@afcjonny1 6 жыл бұрын

The sandwich I’m a millennial myself mate, born 1993 and edgy humour speaks to me on a tremendous level, hate the over sensitive snowflakes from this generation. Middle class uni students who can’t recognise a joke, edgy humour is dying in terrestrial television in the UK because of it. I hope it makes a comeback. I’m Scottish as well and clarkson makes jokes about Scotland but you know what, it’s just that, a fucking JOKE!!

@thesandwich5321 6 жыл бұрын

Also a millenial and from the midlands. We all know what he thinks of us!

@Rick-oh9jh 6 жыл бұрын

Little did he know everyone roasted in the audience killed themselves by inhaling their exhaust strait from the pipe

@VulKus117 5 жыл бұрын

BBC: Sacks Jeremy Richard and James: leave Top Gear to join Jeremy in a new show BBC: makes an awful new Top Gear Jeremy: 7:44

@VirtualFunction 4 жыл бұрын

the bbc are way too cowardly to do half of that shit today

@sokolshala485 4 жыл бұрын

Watch only fools and horses, it would be cancled in 5 minutes now days

@Sirdiggar 4 жыл бұрын

@@sokolshala485 yeah it's pathetic we live in an age of sjw's and snow flakes. I love OFAH!

@cameron6783 5 жыл бұрын

So many people are offended by Clarkson's jokes. He's putting on a comedic act. People who attend these events expect to get shit on by Clarkson, and it shouldn't be offensive.

@effisjens1776 5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be offended because... Well it is Clarkson, of course you are gonna roasted by him but you know it's not personal because he is Clarkson

@spectrumnight8937 5 жыл бұрын

I would be feckin honoured if Jeremy insult me

@LewisBowels 5 жыл бұрын

They have skin as delicate as a butterfly's wing. Maybe the tears they wipe off will allow the salt to form enough so they get some type of thickness going on.

@XDlosDominicans 6 жыл бұрын

"Hundi. Mitsahbooshi. Teeodah. Kneesan. JaGUARRRG. BM DuhbeeU."

@punkinmonk 6 жыл бұрын

Motorhead44 BEE EM DUBEUH

@The_Big_Jay 4 жыл бұрын

Nis-anne

@flyingfish5054 4 жыл бұрын

bee em dubyu

@DanielSadjadian 4 жыл бұрын

“What have you stolen this week?” 😂😂

@peterperfik2126 4 жыл бұрын

A soul, I touched someone, lol

@GoneFishing-8373 4 жыл бұрын

The guy under me posted the same comment twice

@qualitycroissant8527 4 жыл бұрын

very good

@boi9433 4 жыл бұрын

Bery good

@saynotohaloFIN 4 жыл бұрын

Good old days

@kawalski1736 4 жыл бұрын

Snitch

@GoneFishing-8373 4 жыл бұрын

Kawalski lmao

@Blueb3rry_25 5 жыл бұрын

“Am I a pencil?”

@Juice-qw5dt 4 жыл бұрын

old top gear was better since the audience were actually part of it

@naxious6343 4 жыл бұрын

Good presenter. Entertaining. None of these people are insulted, they like him.

@loganthekrogan2182 5 жыл бұрын

The simplicity of the title says it all.

@sebobie 4 жыл бұрын

9:32 "Get out of the way old bag!" "Not you."

@adamhowitt4033 5 жыл бұрын

Rest In Peace top gear dog

@plebtile3347 5 жыл бұрын

Oh god, imagine trying to air that car analogy these days...

@ChefBrownSauce 5 жыл бұрын

There would be internet outrage and a million letters to the network. Absolute bedlam

@olbradley 3 жыл бұрын

"Am I a pencil, or a cauliflower?" -Jeremy Clarkson 2007

@eunxiayt8066 5 жыл бұрын

Back before everyone got offended...

@TheGoombassador 5 жыл бұрын

7:16 Specifically?

@MausOfTheHouse 5 жыл бұрын

You can't get away with these things nowadays

@GREVIEWS02 4 жыл бұрын

People were offended.

@RemixedVoice 4 жыл бұрын

Cute virtue signaling! Remember in the 1950s when the sounds of toilets flushing weren't allowed on TV?

@justinbuckley 5 жыл бұрын

damn he used to be a lot thinner than he is now

@alancarmo8924 5 жыл бұрын

He also used to be a lot younger

@MrSonUMad 5 жыл бұрын

He looks pregnant now

@xISparkzy 5 жыл бұрын

that's what happens when you mix Brits and beer 🤣🤣

@decodolly1535 5 жыл бұрын

Sumo wrestlers are a lot thinner than Clarkson is now.

@nuralimedeu 5 жыл бұрын

U mean he T H I C C?

@Jdudhhsuxbsksj 5 жыл бұрын

He is the most interesting man in the world

@dangermouse9348 4 жыл бұрын

No. He 's the most interesting man . . . . . . . . . In the world.

@Sweettear01 6 жыл бұрын

His American impression is spot on haha

@watermalone5782 5 жыл бұрын

Huuuunday, mitsubooshi, teyoda, jeguaaaaarrr

@FedUpFancy 4 жыл бұрын

People say that Clarkson is offensive but thats just who he is and hes funny because of it.

@RIISK04 4 жыл бұрын

@mm. the only fucking idiot I see, is you

@silliussoddus1449 4 жыл бұрын

RiiSKk Calling someone a fucking idiot while being grammatically wrong is one of the most ironic things *in the world.*

@RIISK04 4 жыл бұрын

@mm. (Serious question) is English your first language?

@RIISK04 4 жыл бұрын

@@silliussoddus1449 honestly can't *argue with that.*

@ThatGFFAN 4 жыл бұрын

The BBC basically died when they sacked Jezza.

@utopianfurbiscuit 4 жыл бұрын

I 10000% agree....but technically, he wasn't fired... They just refused to renew his contract ..

@utopianfurbiscuit 4 жыл бұрын

N it's horrible because top gear was getting soooo good too. .. Hate to admit it, but Grand Tour just isn't as good

@HieronymousLex 4 жыл бұрын

utopianfurbiscuit yeah the format of top gear was better. But at least we still have the boys together and I think that the car reviews and video essays they’ve been doing are better than the old show. They’ve really gotten good at those. I don’t really care for the traveling though and the in studio stuff just isn’t nearly as fun as it was

@thegreatafrican3367 4 жыл бұрын

The BBC is still very much alive

@kmancrawln9656 4 жыл бұрын

Every time someone says they are offended by Clarkson I can't help but smile a bit and think that a boy Clarkson keep up the good work

@FlinchDukeMercy 4 жыл бұрын

Kman crawl'n he’s still doing it nowadays, he’s kept up the good work for 10+ years

@DLBBALL 4 жыл бұрын

@@FlinchDukeMercy More like 20 years now.

@hedgeearthridge6807 5 жыл бұрын

His Texas accent is spot on. Brits are so good at southern accents because southern accents come from the british accent.

@CB-ny8zg 5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Earthridge I don’t know what you heard, but that wasn’t nearly a good Southern accent. Not even close.

@thomasmahoney4991 6 жыл бұрын

I love how the audience can always take the jokes😂😂

@eclipsefox31show52 6 жыл бұрын

Thomas Mahoney I know 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@FrancisMarcosGaming 5 жыл бұрын

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, OLD BAG-- not you" caught me off guard hahahahaha

@yeetus7489 5 жыл бұрын

3:22 james has really let himself go

@visionist7 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@JohnTC9 5 жыл бұрын

That is Jason Dawe, he was only on the first season of the show & then was replaced for James May in the second season.

@GoyBenius_0901 3 жыл бұрын

4:50 and that exact comment still holds up today.

@lhaviland8602 5 жыл бұрын

6:35 And so it began...

@MausOfTheHouse 5 жыл бұрын

YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK

@Catalina._ 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine this guy in the same room with Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell 😂😂😂

@mrtjm1152 4 жыл бұрын

They've both been on top gear...

@thegreatafrican3367 4 жыл бұрын

Damn Surprisingly we have all been recommended an old video

@tiredshinigami9145 4 жыл бұрын

do not drink anything when watching this

@adventure_F0x 5 жыл бұрын

7:15 good luck getting that on air these days 😂

@M_773 5 жыл бұрын

"I got a mitsubooshi in my butt crack" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@h.h.1292 5 жыл бұрын

He's so savage Lmaoo!! 😅😂😂 I wouldn't wish to be in the front of that audience when he start asking questions.

@speedwaynutt 4 жыл бұрын

Being insulted by Clarksonnnnnn would be something you would treasure for life.

@burpostockings 4 жыл бұрын

Lol everyone bitches about Clarkson being offensive but he's just a 9year at heart :P

@assassinhit6684 5 жыл бұрын

it would be an honer to be insulted by him

@ilseawesomeness9828 5 жыл бұрын

"You're dutch? So your opinion is useless then" im dying😂😂😂

@Dutch09 5 жыл бұрын

As a dutch guy, pretty painfull hahahaha

@ilseawesomeness9828 5 жыл бұрын

@@Dutch09 as a dutch girl, pretty hilarious hahahah

@richardgadberry8398 3 жыл бұрын

3:19 Prehistoric Top Gear.

@DenebTM 5 жыл бұрын

You couldn't get away with this kinda stuff on TV now

@nuralimedeu 5 жыл бұрын

And IMO that's ok, cause the jokes weren't funny anyway.

@DenebTM 5 жыл бұрын

@@nuralimedeu Subjective; they are to me.

@nuralimedeu 5 жыл бұрын

@@DenebTM I agree, humour is highly subjective. I should also correct myself, some of the Clarkson's jokes actually are quite funny.

@nomadequipment2177 5 жыл бұрын

That's why nobody watches tv

@mantaholy6845 5 жыл бұрын

Am I a pencil? Am I a coliflower? Am I a nuclear powerplant? Oh dear I am a gearbox! I gotta swap out some cogs!

@rions5347 5 жыл бұрын

LHR cauliflower*

@EEE-CEE 4 жыл бұрын

I will always love Jeremy Clarkson. Reminds me of spending time with my granddad laughing our heads off at him. I absolutely love Clarkson for that

@romelnegut2005 4 жыл бұрын

That's great.

@frasergibson5763 3 жыл бұрын

“Has anyone got any butter?” 😂😂

@swagga7644 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah... i can send it if you got a PO box

@Myth8600 5 жыл бұрын

I like how clarkson’s fake American accent makes people laugh while if someone else does it they’d be ridiculed

@wowdogememe1541 4 жыл бұрын

No we would all laugh regardless. Americans sound dumb

@jvsp3r39 4 жыл бұрын

7:30 if you made jokes like this today you‘d be in jail

@iHaveTheDocuments 4 жыл бұрын

BBC calls this toxic white Male rage.

@jadynmurrell80 4 жыл бұрын

@@iHaveTheDocuments you mi spelt funny and eye catching

@imaclock8144 4 жыл бұрын

see once you point out that women should be allowed to be actually topless anyway - and it shouldn't be a big deal to make an obvious joke about common things the way anyone should be allowed to in obvious places at obvious times - like a "cognizantly consenting" comedy show of any kind designed primarily to entertain for example - just a few of these regressive individuals may realize that they're literally arguing to make breasts taboo by saying you cannot discuss them in a comedy situation for whatever blown up reason they personally want to use.

@imaclock8144 4 жыл бұрын

as people - we take our childish wants way too seriously - and our actual needs way too lightly - too often, even in desperate situations. learn to understand what you and others actually need, fundamentally here on this planet at the bare minimum, and then build on that for everyone. and try to criticize yourself honestly AND constructively if you ever feel that you must criticize something else - do not follow blindly behind anything - continuously assess yourself throughout life - not doing so is ignorant cowardice and you will suffer for it if anything.

@imaclock8144 4 жыл бұрын

also remember to laugh. Joy is the opposite of sorrow. what you cry about today you may laugh about later. and what you laugh about today, you may cry about later. live and let live is not that hard if you actually want to.

@thabangmatlakala6657 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's use of sarcasm and Hyperbole is absolutely brilliant🤣🤣

@mendozerosu3041 5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson. Absolute legend.

@summushieremiasclarkson4700 6 жыл бұрын

I like how Clarkson is so substantial (in personality and in size), the title needs no expansion. Just the words that spell out his name suffice.

@helplmchoking 4 жыл бұрын

Feels weird to see these as being called “old top gear”... I remember all these coming out, I always thought the “old” stuff was the pre 2000 top gear, without James

@traeyboy529 4 жыл бұрын

Probably should of rephrased the sentence to end with 'without Richard'. I say that because Hammond wasn't even a presenter of the old Top Gear, Clarkson & May were.

@simonkevnorris 3 жыл бұрын

Surely, the 'old' top gear pre-dates even that - the show with Quentin, Tiff and Jeremy was the 'junior' presenter.

@howtogaintime739 5 жыл бұрын

"Oh it was, it was (fair), because at the end of the day he got to keep the jam." Thank you Jesus.

@DeployTheDRS 6 жыл бұрын

This just shows that Jeremy has matured over the years... Kind of

@nuralimedeu 5 жыл бұрын

Although he says he still likes to be his inner 9-year-old...

@zuprArpuz 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson Richard Hammond James May Name a better Trio, you can’t‼️

@hutch5991 4 жыл бұрын

What about that fat bloke lmao

@madisonavenuemadman1387 4 жыл бұрын

Left tit, my cock, right tit.

@michaelzhang7098 3 жыл бұрын

Comedy:1000 Awkwardness: Infinity

@harveysimpson266 5 жыл бұрын

Good ole days, u haven’t got comedy and good television like this anymore. BRING BACK OLD TOPGEAR FOR GOOD!!!!

@thedocak7532 5 жыл бұрын

welcome to the "politically correct" era

@harveysimpson266 5 жыл бұрын

Well it’s bloody rubbish, the whole world has gone completely out of control

@kyogrez5453 5 жыл бұрын

go watch the grand tour on Amazon prime Clarkson Hammond and May are fucking around again

@xD4rkridex 4 жыл бұрын

today is his birthday and this video was recommended to me

@singlehotmominyourarea926 6 жыл бұрын

8:07 is GOLD! Laughed so hard for so long holy crap

@Keef4859 6 жыл бұрын

Single Hot Mom in Your Area so did I lol

@bramhofstede6854 3 жыл бұрын

7:15 you get into trouble for this nowadays

@NorthCamZ 3 жыл бұрын

Haha, sure would, this world is getting more and more PC and I hate It.

@bramhofstede6854 3 жыл бұрын

@@NorthCamZ everyone except the ones who are shouting all day long because they haven’t got a proper job

@kevenguimaraes 6 жыл бұрын

A beef, bovril, and brick smoothie made in a V8 blender is one of the greatest, most manly creations ever devised! Long live Clarkson and old (real) Top Gear!

@tmcmagic5292 5 жыл бұрын

What have you stolen this week😂😂😂😂😂

@kvassman1900 6 жыл бұрын

3:06 don't talk to a gopnik that way, blin.

@hybridAbsol 6 жыл бұрын

Kvass Man the old man has no respect for everyone lol

@L_U-K_E 5 жыл бұрын

Lol he always insults people

@notaspy3751 5 жыл бұрын

He's like a less hotheaded gordon ramsay, i love it

@coltonjacobs5383 4 жыл бұрын

I do admit that southern accents can be very “strong” sometimes. I live in Oklahoma(which is the state above Texas) and the contrast of accent is still monumental even though the states are right next to each other

@jxckc351 4 жыл бұрын

top gear is an English program, noone in it is American't

@Luppino2121 4 жыл бұрын

JxckC lol i can’t believe someone believed this was an American accent haha!!

@DomWPC 4 жыл бұрын

he's talking about the american car salesman that Clarkson was mocking..

@edwardburek1717 4 жыл бұрын

12:21 To the joy of owners of repainted Alfas and Jimmy Broadbent, Minty is now the official racing colours of Ecuador.

@carpetclimber4027 4 жыл бұрын

If they would've shown women in a bikini top and compared them to cars in Sweden, the country would've exploded with 4000 feminist articles and the producer - and Clarkson - would've had to flee the country.

@ty63t0 4 жыл бұрын

So swedes just let anyone with a loud enough voice walk all over them?

@carpetclimber4027 4 жыл бұрын

@tetrahydro When that loud voice makes you lose your job unable to get another, get constantly harrassed and get stones through your windows, yes. When you get death threats on the phone, your children bullied, wife bullied, your car tires slashed, an axe through the door, etc and the police don't care, yup. It's far from only a loud voice, it's distinct oppression. Why would you stay?

@ty63t0 4 жыл бұрын

@@carpetclimber4027 If that really is the situation then Sweden is in deep trouble

@carpetclimber4027 4 жыл бұрын

@@ty63t0 Yes.

@yourmemeisnotjustified7410 4 жыл бұрын

every sjw comment has more butthurt republicans than actual sjws 🙄

@oskarhenningsen2474 6 жыл бұрын

Honestly, you found the best of the very best, im impressed

@Synrgiii 4 жыл бұрын

Richard hammond's invented metrosexual

@boldlygoingnowhere366 4 жыл бұрын

Some Say,He Is Addicted To Speed And Horsepower.

@vocaloidc01 4 жыл бұрын

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwer

@johnnolte4455 4 жыл бұрын

5:17 clarkson doing American accents are some of the funniest things... in the world😂

@chrishargreaves8016 5 жыл бұрын

9:33 I nearly died. That was savage.

@goldzen3019 5 жыл бұрын

"Clarksoooooon!"

@olympus__ 5 жыл бұрын

AC x M I’m on the bloody throne! Clarkson, you infantile pillock!

@shriharihudli8596 5 жыл бұрын

You're tidying that up!

@MrEd94 6 жыл бұрын

3:20 James has been hitting the pies

@linus2877 6 жыл бұрын

He's saving up to a new focus

@boktorinator693 6 жыл бұрын

linuz739 That's my favourite Top Gear news ever 😂

@W0lf_91 4 жыл бұрын

5:20 ... as a Brit this had me in fucking stitches

@americaniii734 4 жыл бұрын

He described all of south

@batcittyatcitty536 5 жыл бұрын

By far one of the funniest men alive.

@finnbacon 4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson is the Gordon Ramsay of cars.

@mixedboi 3 жыл бұрын

"if you shut this down, I'm gonna come there, I'm gonna eat your heart" "If you don't mend it, I'm gonna bone your dog" Replayed it like 20 times, laughed all the time.

@ndhammer 4 жыл бұрын

You can't be a car fan if you've got a Diesel... Its called a Petrolhead for a reason...

@mikejohn0503 5 жыл бұрын

7:16 because back then this was ok

@Jack1dg 5 жыл бұрын

Mike John it still is ok..

@lukoutvindo1148 5 жыл бұрын

Jack D Gray its not...

@thechankyrussian2564 5 жыл бұрын

@@Jack1dg yeah right..... They would get shut down and BBC would be fucked

@Jack1dg 5 жыл бұрын

the chanky Russian okay in the sense that it's not allowed on TV fair enough, but in general, it's allowed

@GryphLane 5 жыл бұрын

It never was okay 🙄

@xxDOTH3DEWxx 5 жыл бұрын

3:13 "look Gromit, Cheese!!"

@vaughnsigal4560 5 жыл бұрын

cbunk47 this dude reminded me of a character from aardman as well hahaha

@ArkadyRenko1 4 жыл бұрын

It's true, aston Martin in 80% Ford mondeo. You peel of stickers and you will find ford.

@primozpotocnik1423 4 жыл бұрын

10:45 "I've killed... before!" one of the best threats I've ever heard

@xxczerxx 5 жыл бұрын

When was it exactly that this style of no-holds barred, total freedom of speech was banned from telly? All I could think while watching this is how it wouldn't be put on TV today

@carl9148 4 жыл бұрын

09:44 - "IF YOU SHUT THIS DOWN, I'M GOING TO COME THERE, I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR HEART!" Brilliant, classic Jeremy quote, somebody make that a ringtone, please, we got have on a phone, or a T-Shirt.