Jeremy Clarkson Struggles to Eat (And Grow) Wasabi Plants | Clarkson's Farm
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Жыл бұрынJeremy wants to grow some 'green gold' wasabi plants for the farm shop and, after an unsuccessful taste test, sets out to find the perfect spot to plant his seeds.
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@thegrandtour Жыл бұрын
Check out exactly how fruitful Jeremy's farming was here 💰 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/r6-ef9F0l9OmiH0.html
@Stickleback Жыл бұрын
1st! give me a medal! 🥇
@tyronewhitehead3123 Жыл бұрын
Very fruitful
@Wutzmename Жыл бұрын
*_Gerald is the kind of guy you just nod your head to everything he says and hope it's nothing about dating your daughter._*
@TheMinipily Жыл бұрын
I can see why Gerald is the ultimate Head of Security. Even everything he says is encrypted.
@a11danny Жыл бұрын
To understand Gerald you need a cryptographer, not translator
@bcm70 Жыл бұрын
Gold mate - that was hilarious.
@notinterested8452 Жыл бұрын
😂
@mansoaptheif Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@chimeranix 10 ай бұрын
This made me cry 😂😂❤❤
@alexb1581 Жыл бұрын
It’s a testament to the greatness of humanity that Gerald has been able to survive, and thrive, with no one around him been able to understand a word he says.
@doughboi007 Жыл бұрын
it makes you wonder how the heck he finished high school haha.
@triedproven9908 Жыл бұрын
A proper creole britt. 🤣 I could almost understand what he was going on about.
@Mortthemoose Жыл бұрын
@@triedproven9908 Really! You're a better translator than me then......and I'm originally from Norfolk! Lol
@gregdixon4643 Жыл бұрын
You noticed how whenever he told Jeremy something his response was always "yeah."
@pixie706 Жыл бұрын
Nobody dares argue as it just wouldn't work.
@Wutzmename Жыл бұрын
*_Gerald is the kind of guy you just nod your head to everything he says and hope it's nothing about dating your daughter._*
@roncar1761 Жыл бұрын
Sheep or pig too!
@notinterested8452 Жыл бұрын
Who? Everything you wrote was in his accent and therefore incomprehensible.😅
@Farmer_scoobs Жыл бұрын
Poor Gerald I still don’t know what he’s saying 😂
@passbyicecube Жыл бұрын
I think at the final episode, there are moments that everyone in the farm starts to understand some of the things he said, it's a pretty cool little detail.
@pcInCA Жыл бұрын
Turn on the closed-captioning. It picks out some words from the jumble.
@DW-indeed Жыл бұрын
@@FlameOnTheBeat Yarp
@mrcaboosevg6089 Жыл бұрын
I understand half of it but not the half that matters it would seem 🤣
@jeroenwubbels7824 Жыл бұрын
Gerald has a way with words, priceless
@kusakat3762 Жыл бұрын
I'm Japanese who learn"t" a lot from Top Gear. Your TV show helped me a lot for me getting into the university I wanted to go. You'll be able to get a 100ml tube of pure wasabi paste for two pounds here in Japan. I wish you could come back to Japan again like 15 years ago when you did a race with Nissan GT-R against the bullet train.
@sergi5149 2 ай бұрын
One of the best races they did
@gamingwithdesser Жыл бұрын
His reaction when the Wasabi kicked in, is priceless🤣🤣
@rw-xf4cb Жыл бұрын
Wasabi is bloody brilliant its a bit like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster but in the sinus region. From experience don't slap a load on and eat sushi while driving unless you wish your car to slam into something like a tree ;)
@gamingwithdesser Жыл бұрын
@@rw-xf4cb yes I would imagine that it is not at good combo 😂
@irissupercoolsy Жыл бұрын
I already started giggling when I saw how much he put on the spoon 🤣🤣
@matthew_natividad Жыл бұрын
@@rw-xf4cb that must’ve been a jarring experience
@Dutchman-2002 2 ай бұрын
@@rw-xf4cb I love wasabi more than pepper because wasabi is like getting shot to the head and peppers are like being burned alive
@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship Жыл бұрын
I like when it first hits him, he sits back and tries to play it off 😂
@irissupercoolsy Жыл бұрын
I already started giggling when I saw how much he put on the spoon 🤣🤣
@Googlencraptubesuckabandonship Жыл бұрын
@@irissupercoolsy 🤣😂🤣😂
@georgecrooze Жыл бұрын
When you were eating that wasabi, first thing came to my mind was: And with this bomb shell - good night, see you on the next episode 🤣
@HopeYukizmizu Жыл бұрын
sometimes Jeremy is blown away by his own genius
@doncorleon9 Жыл бұрын
Jezza'd survive top gear and all the hullabaloo over there to be taken out by a condiment!
@nickgilbertson Жыл бұрын
Seeing Jeremy hurting from the wasabi then hearing him say "that's fantastic" reminds me of myself and my mom and how much we love the burn from Chinese mustard. But we can't find that good stuff anymore. Even the fake "wasabi" today is weaker than the mustard we used to get at our favorite Chinese restaurant 20 years ago.
@TheBeavadelic Жыл бұрын
Oh I miss that mustard!
@Christian-rn1ur Жыл бұрын
Maybe try English mustard if you can find it, has a similar kick
@notinterested8452 Жыл бұрын
German mustard.
@FightCain 3 ай бұрын
A traditional way to grate a wasabi is that the chef of a sushi place at Ginza used shark skin to grate it. I didn't really fully understand but apparently shark skin has a bumpy but somewhat smooth skin texture that works well with wasabi. He even demonstrated with a zester grater and shark skin. The one that was grated with shark skin was much more "spicier" and really violated the nasal area lol. I'm late to the Clarkson's farm party but that's probably a big gamble to grow real wasabi apparently because growing wasabi is delicate to the weathers or something.
@kennedymwale5772 Жыл бұрын
3:37 😅🤣😂 Jeremy clearly just saying yeah for the sake of it 🤣 oh my bless your heart Gerald such a jolly good fella 😀
@_IHateHandles_ 2 ай бұрын
For the love of god please learn to use fewer (preferably no) emojis...
@kennedymwale5772 2 ай бұрын
@@_IHateHandles_ 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@laztoth3104 Жыл бұрын
MR. CLARKSON RESPECT AND ALL THE BEST!!!!! GODSPEED....
@Mediamarked Жыл бұрын
Great to see this side of Jeremy. Greetings from the clogged up windmilling tulipland.
@CricketEngland Жыл бұрын
90% of British Wasabi is just green Horseradish, Wasabi takes ages to grow
@daviddavidsonn3578 Жыл бұрын
90%? are you nuts? more like 99.99% 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheShootist Жыл бұрын
15 months to 2 years after you plant your wasabi start you can harvest the plant stalk (the rhizome). Hell cannabis only takes 3 to 6 months to fully flower. Too bad Jolly old England is 3/4 of the way to the north pole.
@x808drifter Жыл бұрын
Don't know why you bothered to specify "British" its 99% green horseradish worldwide.
@_Dwarkin Жыл бұрын
@@x808drifter indeed!
@amalalnckamsk6939 Жыл бұрын
same with sea weed
@lukegauci1159 14 күн бұрын
“I shall call it James May.” Proceeds to crash it. Honestly, he should have called it the Richard Hammond 😂
@biggtrux Жыл бұрын
Jezzer is so diplomatic to pretend he understands anything Gerald says.
@atadams77 Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite and best moments from the show!!... LOLOL. The most perfect way to handle it.
@peaty32 3 ай бұрын
That wasn't the Wasabi going down in his tummy, no. That was just Jeremy unable to digest the massive bout of his genius.
@tunanocrustgarage Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard I literally choked like Jeremy.
@T.S.T2014 Жыл бұрын
I cannot wait for the new series.
@thegrandtour Жыл бұрын
What are you most excited to see? 👀
@jankees7172 Жыл бұрын
@The Grand Tour Yoo, soo when will you guys be releasing this new series. You guys made us wait so long and then even announced a third season without even saying anything about the second season. What's up with that?
@amacfpv Жыл бұрын
No words have to make sense when you wear a mullet like Gerald’s, see ya at half past!
@Paul-qs3nu Жыл бұрын
He's only said what, we all thought, so carry on, these millions that know your right, and the others we be watching
@tigrecito48 Жыл бұрын
anyone else notice that James May is starting to look a lot like an old Billy Connelly?
@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын
Chaining up why you need loads of shorter chains with locks in between or concreted posted then to lock two.
@lathsingkeo8697 3 ай бұрын
Not Jeremy choking on wasabi 😂😂
@tesco-gaming 3 ай бұрын
Love him or hate him, i love Jeremy man, such a genuine decent guy and loves a good Hawkstone pint ;)
@pauldurkee4764 Жыл бұрын
That's what Hawkstone Lager is for, once you've eaten the Wasabi. 👍
@travelinglovebugs7 10 ай бұрын
looking forward to season 3 to see what he does to make money. I was just at his farm last week. Flew 7000 miles to see it and well a few other things too.
@crittaable Жыл бұрын
The exact moment he realises he has made a grave mistake is EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣
@piggypoo Жыл бұрын
3:54 Oh my goodness, it's British Boomhauer. I can only make out filler words.
@LG1ikLx Жыл бұрын
IL call it the James may 😂😂😂😂😂
@daviddavidsonn3578 Жыл бұрын
are you sure you did not forget about season 2? I bet they will release season 3 before the second one...🤣☺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boriss.861 Жыл бұрын
Elves there is a video on two lads growing Wasabi and their trials to get to the point of Commercially growing them!
@anitajerkin Жыл бұрын
When is the new season of Clarkson's farm available on Prime?
@petethebastard Жыл бұрын
2023... It's in post-production now, apparently...
@michaeltaaffe5857 Жыл бұрын
When is the next episode out on amazon
@tasteless_5915 Жыл бұрын
i love gerald
@nostromoau Жыл бұрын
Wiise words Gerald....... wise words.
@havardrosvold5024 4 ай бұрын
To hot for you Clarkson🤣🤣🤣
@cobygogarty7365 Жыл бұрын
You can use a lot of words to describe Gerald "Dry" I don't think is one of them lol
@craigobrien31 Жыл бұрын
Looks gorgeous were the farm 8s could pitch a tent and get lost in them woods
@wasteoftime2187 Жыл бұрын
Is there and clarksons farm episodes with may and Hammond?
@mrmashleolive Жыл бұрын
Cowabunga! haha green gold, classic, canit wait for the next series of this to come out 👍
@thegrandtour Жыл бұрын
What are you most excited to see in Clarkson's Farm Season 2? 👀
@chefcamsey1375 Жыл бұрын
Nice 👍👍🔥🔥
@AP-RSI Жыл бұрын
I want more of this!!! Much more!!!
@thegrandtour Жыл бұрын
There's much more out there 👀 kzfaq.info/sun/PLSXPYspKybUdeli5ZnbED8JUf53utGptG
@tigrecito48 Жыл бұрын
i feel like Jeremy doesn't understand a word that farmer is saying and just pretends he understands... Farmer - "gorhahdndasmsm mifhshashhdd innss ffrrhll blussmanfurb" Jeremy: - (blank stare) "oh yeah! definitely!"
@caprise-music6722 Жыл бұрын
Like GTA 4 with the Jamaican. Genius
@Mortthemoose Жыл бұрын
Me too!!! 😅😅
@derek-press Жыл бұрын
I understand Gerald no problem ,but then I'm a Manc and we seem to be the translators of the UK
@guttormurthorfinnsson8758 Жыл бұрын
best tv there is.
@twistedaxles9126 Жыл бұрын
For a moment, Jeremy's mouth was burning down harder than current Top Gear.
@kevinyasutomi9790 Жыл бұрын
Yuuup fresh wasabi hits like a truck sometimes
@r3ck17rick7 Жыл бұрын
Closed Captions... you're welcome 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@ian2714 Жыл бұрын
Dude Gerald is the farmer from Hot Fuzz that they need 2 people to translate through lmao. If anyone knows that part with the sea mine.
@CynicalBastard511 Жыл бұрын
0:45 G5 catalogues? Forget about it. Get yourself an Embraer Praetor 600.
@ft3917 11 ай бұрын
stil waiting to hear if Jeremy liked the wasabi. !! 😆😅🤣😂
@chimeranix 10 ай бұрын
Gerald is just a walking letter captcha
@tromsogata Жыл бұрын
Sesong 2 blir det noe av ?
@christinalydia Жыл бұрын
Folks get ready for the wasabi harvest in about 4 years 😅
@doncorleon9 Жыл бұрын
£5 to anyone that will write a transcript of what Gerald said!
@Ricamundo Жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, the captions actually pick up most of it. 😂
@doncorleon9 Жыл бұрын
@@Ricamundo 😅 That's wild!
@shamarblack1910 Жыл бұрын
when we getting a new grand tour episode????
@ramthian Жыл бұрын
Good 👍😘
@ghostc.t.k.3688 Жыл бұрын
I'd eat Wasabbititmuss.. lol lol. 🍰💆 yum !
@wesselgreven6570 3 ай бұрын
Has anyone noticed that gerald is actually strong as hell
@You.are.boring.me.now2024 2 ай бұрын
Living in the west country I am used to strong accents but what language is Gerald speaking?
@steptoemcnab6224 Жыл бұрын
Ire wasabi bed in River will wash away but if u make a smal dry stone dike with a in and out space for waller plus it will help
@amacare123 Ай бұрын
Tried to transcribe what I was hearing gerald say at 3:50 Clarkson: Um, love you to see you again, thanks for your help. Gerald: Alright Mate so I should be (drau/draw/drow). ah, plea, when knew (fsuckshe/thenewfusuckshi/whenthenewsforsookshe) allthat in about a weeks tug I've gotta do some good probably wouldn't getting on , on the program. I theorize that the first word (drau/draw/drow) means that he either has to pay a dowry or is getting married so he needs more work hours.
@tobbex7372 Жыл бұрын
"The James May" is a propriate name.
@eddiedawkinskingofuniverse Жыл бұрын
Roasted peanuts in wasabi sauce are perfect for a quiet evening with a girlfriend from KZfaq videos filmed in the Caribbean
@zukgod Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the new season to air. I watch this and the Grand Tour, everything else is shit.
@joshuasmith1347 11 ай бұрын
In the beginning couldn’t understand a single word Gerald said now I’m gradually picking out a few sentences here and there
@notinterested8452 Жыл бұрын
British conquest of Japan.
@craigobrien31 Жыл бұрын
2:13
@evalevy2909 Жыл бұрын
I don't recall this scene
@user-pq9qx5cx9p Жыл бұрын
wasabi😆
@willmarsden6921 Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah..
@TheAziz Жыл бұрын
He turned purple
@kind_ricky Жыл бұрын
Hi I'm Eric,I live in Kenya I did economics for my undergraduate degree.i am passionate about farming and I would like to come help out at the farm.
@IAmYred Жыл бұрын
hey
@pprc5363 Жыл бұрын
Is Jeremy planning to Haunt James May with that Chain?
@DC-te1gw Жыл бұрын
Can you buy 1/2 a tone of carrots for 52 pound in the UK. WTF. New Zealand food prices suck!
@ukoutdoors3022 Жыл бұрын
Carrots in Sainsburys supermarket are currently 50p / kg so £250 per half ton, retail. I think he meant that's how much he can sell them for.
@DC-te1gw Жыл бұрын
@@ukoutdoors3022 wow. your supermarkets are ripping off the farmers!
@ukoutdoors3022 Жыл бұрын
@@DC-te1gw yeah they do. It's scandalous really but they have the buying power to do it.
@tyronewhitehead3123 Жыл бұрын
Kaleb goes to London
@DC-te1gw Жыл бұрын
A chain... to stop a truck from driving away with it? Why not glue them to the dirt? Works just as well...
@rook5503 Жыл бұрын
A Briton experiences flavor (colorized)
@032254855 Жыл бұрын
does old mate come with a translator
@HisNameIsCheese Жыл бұрын
These chat bots 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@broccolee4328 Жыл бұрын
No amount of wasabi can remedy this orang utan's nasally voice
@martywild6359 Жыл бұрын
I swear I'm beginning to understand Gerald.🤔
@bobstirling6885 Жыл бұрын
First flood and that wasabi is next door....
@ashleybrown8837 Жыл бұрын
first thing he said was that aint nothign yet still got 10 tonne to come yet
@mouryamk3986 Жыл бұрын
Why did he make a face like that was the wasabi spicy
@wayneparkinson4558 Жыл бұрын
Has anybody told jezzier you need to sing to the plants and rub them down with olive oil for them not be sooo bitter
@Goggleboxdreams Жыл бұрын
Polly tunnel.
@simonpradere4023 Жыл бұрын
🤣👍
@stevennagy2305 Жыл бұрын
why are they lagging so hard on the seasons for both shows?
@malemanmikeswife Жыл бұрын
When your dad watches too much QI and owns his very own West Country farmer...
@danmayberry1185 Жыл бұрын
Did one of Gerald's comments to Jeremy conclude with ".. you bell-end" ??
@Mortthemoose Жыл бұрын
Who knows!! It's anyone's guess! 😅
@camerongist2159 Жыл бұрын
Can anyone actually understand that guy? Boomhauer from King of the Hill is easier to understand! Lol
@n0w3lly90 Жыл бұрын
Does he actually know what Gerald is saying?
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