naaah we can be tough and mean if we need to, the real difference between us and the americans is we know WHEN to it

xGoodOldSmurfehx $

@Ken Lompart And Garner Guy wonders why we don't like Americans.They cant even take a joke.

@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys

Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!

This comment made the experience twice as good

He *looks* like he's being held at gunpoint, it's beautiful-

He looks like he's on happy drugs

His voice always trails off. It's his signature move.

That says everything

plus 6 months of snow plowing that makes 9 months

Tellement vrai, good set Mr Hotz

I'm Québécois and this hilarious

Yes! Ditto! Now more than ever! They're crazy!

As a Canadian, I agree.

As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.

kferr11 Lmao found an angry ‘murican🤣🤣

@@kferr11 better health care lollllllllllllll

I think that's called "pot"...🤔

@@LanternOfLiberty lol very true but it makes it funnier

lmao, that's my day to day thing too xD, gotta love Canada.

Aw. Thanks, feel free to make fu of Canada

I'm a Canadian, and I approve this American.

I'm a,Quebecois ,Anglophone,bilingual, Native ,French ,Irish ,German ,Canadian and I think your funny.Hahaha.

Same. 🇺🇲

I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person. I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.

Come to Kingston.... You get three days of good weather

ok?

Those Canada are a sneaky bunch.

+OceanBlue Wow! You really get around with your trolling Oceanblue. Did a Canadian touch your no-no place without your permission or something? You really need to see someone. Jealousy will eat you up inside.

He grew up in Ottawa Ontario.... as did Mike McDonald

i feel like you could have phrased the last part a bit better.

I remember him from years ago..he had me doubled over in pain from laughing too hard!!!

@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".

😂

Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)

Thanks. Please feel free to make fun of us also.

Bret Hart

@@darrenmcgovern1969 They do.

YES!! @Andrew Bell

Thank you!!! @ M C A

if not the point is that he’s right .

Im american, & loved it. Funny:) longtime fan of Jeremy Hotz

You are an American that is like a Canadian ? Minnesotans are very Canadian like.

As an American, I found this hilarious! 😂

Possibly.

laff

about as much as he should Trudeau

We don't have to make America great "Again" . America is great and will always be great.

Dale Peto Yeeeeeaaaaaah in the next couple weeks that might change

R.J.Kjeldgaard SOCILAIST!!!

@Samuel Fewer MARXISUSTTT!!!

Who the hell doesn't like Sir Mr. Cook?

How was it accurate lol??

Drunk

Neither. He has social anxiety

I'm with you!

Idk I think that's part of what makes him funny. It's like he's reallllly miserable.

Because of that 10/10, you mean

Literally his whole schtick

Someone in a comment above you says the US started their Thanksgiving holiday in 1863.. 🤔

the US wasn't united till 1865 :P they were just "the States"

@Brandi Bohannon we're still governed in theory by the UK. Our leader is the governor general but the prime minister does the real work.

Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was: a person born in Canada who had not become an alien; a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;

Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.

You are absolutely right it isn't a competition. Canada is better plain and simple

I think you have just proved his point.

@@gra6649 you're the one commenting to a guy that commented 2 years ago sweet cheeks

@@markcardenas4354 So I'm a little late, sue me.

@@gra6649 Better late than never 😉

I don't know at this point

ooh poor baby

+Venkman007 Right? haha

Landscaper worst job in the world

Venkman007 beautiful girl

Canada2760 there is no need... but you are Canadian

That's right, sorry aboot that eh?

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Canadians are awesome even if they hate America lmao

+Aaron Coleman Not food. I like Krispy Kreme but I am biased because I live near the headquarters. I used to live across the street from the factory.

Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock

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Aaron Coleman your military tech is better...Canadian armed forces are trained better.

& Canadians understand how to write & speak ENGLISH. . .

That's no joke, but the context probably isn't appropriate here. Canada has it's problems out the wazoo.

as an american i am so offended lol