Jeremy Jordan - Chipotle (Hollywood)
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Күн бұрын
@noahsimau 6 жыл бұрын
Here are the lyrics I wrote down by ear. You're... welcome? Chipotle. It's that little flame, that lights a fire inside your ass. Chipotle. It fills your heart with joy and your bowels with a full tank of gas. Everyone Here loves Chipotle AND THEY SHOULD (Spoken) Oh look that guy just came out of Chipotle! Look! Look! Wha- is he.. pooping in a dumpster? Dawh, Feeling good! (Spoken) I hope you remembered to bring some extra napkins, right? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba do do do do do I've had my colon cleansed, So, I'm ready for Chipotle, I don't know what Im going to get but I'm gonna bet it's something loaded with cheese, spoonfuls of cream Paco my taco, with beans supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! I love you so burrito-o Yeah-e-yeah You make my pee smell funny! Wrap it up Set it down Take a bite and pass it around Anytime, Anyplace Guac-amole all over my face! Those MexiCans do it right, Nap all day, Crap all night! Don't worry! Soon, the bleeding stops! Oh-yeah! I'm wearing a diaper! (JUST IN CASE) Out there, I'm nothing. I've no self-esteem! But inside Chipotle, I reign supreme! Give into Chipotle, the Fast food of dreams! Oooohhhhhh-hh I've... gotta find the men's room CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE CHIPOTLE Yeaaaah-yeuhhhhh I'll be right back.
@girlonabookshelf4922 6 жыл бұрын
*Patiently waits for this to be available on Spotify, ITunes or Google Play*
@singer2be256 5 жыл бұрын
Varian making toilet humor jokes is something I never knew I needed
@mckennaburns5688 4 жыл бұрын
OMG your comment explains EVRYTHING.
@joeseventies 4 жыл бұрын
I need someone to make an animatic with Varian singing this song now
@clagex0x 6 жыл бұрын
listening to this after Jeremy's Chipotle accident makes it funnier.
@newsiestrash 6 жыл бұрын
Clagex you right i’m done
@terroglacier981 6 жыл бұрын
😂 it really does
@theblackcat2792 5 жыл бұрын
Yep I really does
@singer2be256 5 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@Bob-ec5xj 5 жыл бұрын
@@singer2be256 He went to the hospital after getting food poisoning from Chipotle.
@leilanihanaike 10 жыл бұрын
I saw this in San Francisco this last Sunday and I almost died because I choked on my drink because I was laughing.
@FullMoonHowl 5 жыл бұрын
He just can't get more adorable. XD
@nataliejenkins2560 4 жыл бұрын
I’m listening to this on the toilet after Chipotle!!!
@menahilkhan4739 5 жыл бұрын
Someone please animate this!! It would be incredible!! And worthy of Jeremy's greatness!!👀👏💕
@gertrudebiggins1049 8 жыл бұрын
THIS IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU JEREMY JORDAN.
@4dultw1thj0b 6 жыл бұрын
This is so cursed in hindsight
@brh2098 4 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny that 4 years after this, he “almost died” because of Chipotle 😂
@ValpCreates 24 күн бұрын
Funny because in that video, people didn’t realize he was acting and called him dramatic and hated on him, but he is an actor, so of course he’s gonna be dramatic, and if they were hating on him instead of realizing he was joking (the reaction, not the getting sick part), then that proves he’s a good actor, not a bad actor like how others were saying, besides, he’s been in a lot of shows and he is an amazing actor ❤! Those people hating on him clearly don’t know him well enough to know he is an amazing actor, and that it’s his job to be dramatic 🤦♀️! The news was crazy to take him that seriously, because look at all the unnecessary hate he got from that!
@loxishortridge1135 6 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is Varian and I'm fucking dying
@millieharrison9925 7 жыл бұрын
I'M ACTUALLY CRYING
@kkstar1297 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHA! I WAS DYING THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING! I LOVE JEREMY JORDAN! LOL!
@mckennaburns5688 5 жыл бұрын
THIS SONG IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY XD XD
@Isabella1497 5 жыл бұрын
This has been stuck in my head all day at work. I hope you're happy. 😂😂😂😂😂
@oliviaggallup 7 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is still beautiful?
@peacelovetennis10 10 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I freaking love this!! He should also make one about taco bell :)
@bro-kc5xd 6 жыл бұрын
I love him 😂❤️
@TrixiaDelaRosa 9 жыл бұрын
Love this!!! Every time I listen to it, I literally crave Chipotle xD
@mckennaburns5688 5 жыл бұрын
somebody animate this, too!
@singer2be256 5 жыл бұрын
Make a video of Varian singing it
@mckennaburns5688 4 жыл бұрын
@@singer2be256 YES!! HAVE VARIAN SING THIS!!
@aia4528 6 жыл бұрын
there’s TB saga and then there’s this someone please get it
@pileofgoodthings 4 жыл бұрын
||-// ;)
@0_0ethan67 2 жыл бұрын
i'm not the only one who thought that
@clairelundin11 8 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS ❤
@hannahwashere2 10 жыл бұрын
Dang. I wanted him to sing a song from Book Of Mormon /:
@theblackcat2792 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my guess he never knew years later he would get sick at that place
@kimmychan1967 5 жыл бұрын
This is the most epic thing ever. Lol
@chloebutler8438 4 жыл бұрын
Yknow, they do say hindsight is 20/20.
@angel2k86 8 жыл бұрын
Switch on the subtitles.
@kameronsurrett3500 6 жыл бұрын
YESSSS
@WinnSch0tt 8 ай бұрын
“I didn’t get ittttttt. Don’t make me feel bad 😔🥺”
@checkersnotthefastfoodplac962 4 жыл бұрын
ill be right back
@sherriemyers1656 5 жыл бұрын
*PICK YOU'RE BATTLES* This or TB Saga 1 Like= this 1 reply= TB Saga
@0_0ethan67 2 жыл бұрын
can you choose both
@terroglacier981 6 жыл бұрын
The puns
@nivis218 9 жыл бұрын
What's going on at the end? Why Jeremy had to apologize?
@lianamorales1741 7 жыл бұрын
Nivis some guy said get a break. and told him to get off the stage i guess couldn't hear clearly
@Twilightfan4419 2 жыл бұрын
that is so funny 😂
@katieee9825 3 жыл бұрын
he makes it sound so good...but it’s so bad..