Lucky it wasn't Gordon Ramsay

He was like "No shit there I was" and then preceded to make up a grand story of how he killed both of them with a single claw

One idiot to another : lets stay home on voluntary house arrest based on govt lies and lose our jobs and businesses? Ok!

hahah thats awesome

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😁😁😂

😃😃😃

Or Gordon Ramsay

kkkkkkkk

Haha true!

You are forgetting THE ONE who rules them all - David Attenborough!

Rob Bredl.

Im going to need a bigger pot.

PEM 😂

Shoot em elizabeth!!

As a Louisiana native, can confirm.

@@jakedixon2722 Dixon don't sound very french, I don't know about native cher 😂

Which is always an issue when folks now know an area to look.

It can’t remain hidden when it’s exposed for the whole world to see. Delicacy hunters from the Far East think if they eat such a creature, something good and everlasting will happen to them.

Putting them and the location on blast is a odd way to protect them ...

...part of me does kinda wanna eat em.

Hey you I was thinking the same thing 🤭

😅

Compare to Jeremy he's a toddler !!!

wouldn't take your finger off.

@@jamestoop9622 You haven't heard about lobsters taking fingers off? Yeah, me neither.

yeah he already did the lobster pinch and it did nothing to him. This thing would barely break skin

I will get the fire going Hahahahahahaha

Absolutely lol

Yep! 🦞😁👌

Who's getting the lemon

Let’s not forget the sledge hammer and chainsaw.

@Kai Delaney my favorite episode is when he caught the Greenland Shark.

If I may spread some of my knowledge here, these big boys are a good example of insular gigantism. Along the millenials, a species evolving in an environment with lots of food and no natural predators will keep becoming bigger and bigger. This specific species of crayfish just did that. They're isolated in Tasmania, so basically their ecological niche is very unlikely to be threatened by another animal, which means they aren't in competition with anybody for food. The opposite happens when several species are belonging to the same ecological niche, they tend to become smaller because of the lack of food and/or the presence of predators.

@@Anthobvs The more you know.

By far one of the best shows ever

I still think about that giant stingray he caught. Jeremy showed us the real monsters.

Mee

Me!

Absolutely me!!! I am very respect Mr. Wade for his monsters, that was and is one of the best academic series I’ve ever seen. I dont study biology well but I can say I know some about animals through Discovery and Animal Planet, esp this.

Me

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Freshwater lobster. But pike lobster when it gets tested big it's eh

@@joebone3151 big cradad!yummy

It's definitely not a lobster brother or sister

LOL, that's the question I was gonna ask.

Well lobster is a salt water creature and crayfish are fresh water. That being said it depends on where you stay really as some regions call lobsters crayfish

Brennan Tria ... Sad yes... Tasty non the less😉😉

Well civilisation has taken 12000 years to get here and it will only take ten years to eat.

We lost a shit load of them a few years ago during flooding. Kinda sad.

Brennan Tria no la con gi vay?

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No he wont because he only looks for things that actually exist

His one episode amounts to months on the trail looking for these giants.

Yea and about half of the stuff is scripted, thats why he finds them lol

Lol lol lol lol

fked up you tag the specis evil son of a bitchh.. no respect .. if you truly dont understand why that means you are that evill and dont even understand good

lol what you doing here boi also sean is gonna beat russ

Stfu juice head

@@jonathan2755 Jealous?

@@Axxxel_in_Harlem jealous of what? Muscles that come out of a bottle. Get a grip you little fan boy.

Lobsters have babies in rivers. Baby lobsters are called crayfish. When they are adults, they migrate back into ocean. Look it up, it's on the internet.

You can be both gentle and destructive.... fish still die or stop reproducing after being "released". It's incredibly traumatizing for fish to be pulled out of water.

@@MS-ht9it True but being as a Marine Biologist...it's safe to say that Jeremy Wade knows exactly on how to handle fish hence why you will NEVER see him throwing the fish that he catches wily-nilly & sloppily....he takes care of them very gently even when releasing it back in the water. Professional bass fishermen don't even do this...

Eeyup.

@@MS-ht9it you obviously don’t know shit about fish

@@MS-ht9it I mean I've seen in person how marine biologists handle fish, and they're much less gentle than Jeremy is with them.

Lol

lol

The claw. Its a crawfish!

Your joking right? Just making sure lol

That’s what I thought it was a lobster.

Quickly followed by "fish off".... lmfao...

Jeremy wade river monstar episode miss

This and deadly 60 even tho deadly 60 was for kids it was amazing

That and when he says, "My name, is Jeremy Wade." Awesome

The species list of this nature is only so long. He caught pretty much everything

Tasty!

Lmao True

Louisiana: ...Cray?

I just had to comment about it on another thread... They said they're an endangered species, but the Japanese would still eat them...but, Southern Louisiana: Greetings....I need about 100 more, seafood boil, potatoes, corn, and a pair of earplugs so I dont hear anyone saying it's wrong to eat them!!!

@@lucidtickle8347 Cray or craw, After I'm done with that tail, I'll tend to the claw!!! Don't worry about the Asian, Cause the plans I have, Comes from being Creole/Cajun...

Its a her

@@dirksauditleistungenausdem1492 In english it translates "Such an ancient dinosaur lifted me up and grabbed me today"

小龙虾:我被外星人抓去做实验了哈哈

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Now the crayfish is a Snackkko

From what I saw, they didnt count the tail.

@@johngo3715 He measured the body and not the extended arms

Welcome to the club bro lmaooo

It's not the length of the crawfish that counts, it's how you use your pinchers.

Just the thorax, you’re good bro....maybe

he probably likes to put his finger in a lot of things

@@richardt6980 😏

Well, at least he didn't think about putting some other member oh his there... :D

@@conorcarberry2883 *KING BACH THEN WITH A SMUG LOOK ON HIS FACE*

@@richardt6980 What are you, 5?

He speaks the local language... BrAzIlIaN pOrTgUeSe!%@#

@@radicalleavemealone-ist7751 He speaks 7 languages

Man the feels steve irwin was my childhood hero.

Nothing like Steve.

KRANOZ same here when I found out he died I was devastated, I’m Aussie btw

I really don't think that is accurate. Just looking at the articulation of the crayfish's claws it doesn't seem to be capable of amputating a finger. The claws are meant for grasping not for shearing. Plus it takes well over 7000 psi to sever a finger. All that being said. I'm not gonna do it.

Michael F Alright

myitbos 1 I mean I’ve caught some that are like a quarter of the size in Michigan, Fun to catch and just mess with then let them go. Never kill them cuz they’re too small. I just like watching them do their thing for an hour or so then let them go. But they’ve pinched me a lot. The small ones can bruise you and it hurts

D IO yea and the small ones hurt like god knows what

myitbos I think it means like after a couple pinch’s because even the baby have a decently strong pinch like enough to make you bleed so I don’t doubt it and maybe one ouch if they get a joint

Ramsay: Now this is a crayfish, bout 8 pound or so. Sorry Jeremy, but is it fresh? Jeremy: it's about 40 years old or so... Ramsay: ......F me....

It would be crazy sushi!

Finally, some good fucking food

You mean the people of Louisiana.

I can see Gordon serving this with scrambled eggs at a camp site

Chris Rolls 🤣

Go where ? ;) see you dont know because he knows dumb humans ruin nature if given the chance soo

@@cleanlee193 they are from Tasmania. Kind of an easy Google search

@@charby1980 or like of you watched till the end of the video he also says tasmania

@@bestbratt oh shit I missed that true

“Here... it is.” *THUNK* “You’re going to have to dispatch it your self.”

@@hankanderson8633 lol they hand you a .45 and a bowie knife

Hell yeah!!❤️

@@hankanderson8633 I would. You just give a good downward stab between the eyes like people do with lobster. Not fun,but worth the meal.

…and then he pulls out a comically large crawfish

And none of the other crayfish will believe a word about it, until the crayfish get KZfaq.

I bet she will be on Crayjoe Fishrogan some day

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Got Bunnies lol!!! They don't play over there!!!' They will eat it!!!! I've watched enough episodes of Bizarre foods 😜🦐🦀🐢

They're*

With a long bow 🙇 lol

Southern Louisiana: Greetings...I need about 100 more, seafood boil, potatoes, corn, and a pair of earplugs so that I don't hear anyone talk about this being wrong.

More like China. They eat everything and wipe out whole species.

Aussie, just chuckling. Mate we have all sorts of weird animals. Check out the Platypus. When the first examples were sent back to England in the 1780s, they thought that someone was trying to play a joke on them.

@@markfryer9880 I watched an adventure documentary about international kayakers who met to paddle from island to island from Australia to Tasmania. During a break, the American paddler waded in the shallows and something small next to a rock caught his attention so he bent over and extended his hand into the water. On camera he said at that moment he remembered the rule "everything in Australia is ready to kill you" so he left it alone, what ever it was. Funniest part of the film.

They really should’ve filmed a Jurassic park movie there

as an aussie i agree

@@lesgurney6800 need us to send you a “fly swatted”

Wow that's an anomaly

i’m from indiana and i have a distinct memory from childhood of wading through a pond in kokomo that had crayfish significantly bigger than any others ive seen all my life

I've found one full on lobster sized before in Missouri, so they happen in the States sometimes, not quite as big as in the video, though.

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Down ur way they are different species and yes soo tasty, these are endangered and not for consumption

@@therickpound the more endangered they are the better they taste. Let me at em!

Served with a side of Panda fritters!

😂

miscellaneous activities lol

he is a Aussie. she'll be right, finger goes bye

It wouldnt even break skin

@@richardjordan9092 You're probably right my friend got his toe pinched by one even bigger as kids and he was fine.

This is a different species, the largest freshwater crawfish species in the world actually.

Guess you came thru in a "pinch" huh?

That’s actually pretty fuckin cool

Rest in peace, Maverick

John Crozier ha ha what a story! Obvious survivor!! Amazing hearing the age of these creatures 20-50 years old!? Jus wow!!!

Quite a badass pet you got there.

Yeah Maverick definitely would vote for Trump 2020 MAGA!!

Bruh

Im cayote peterson and this is the crayfish bite challenge A few moments later... Gets his finger cut off Mark : are you ok ?

That thing wouldnt even break skin.. lol

I may be a stickler for details, but I am very sure the guy said it could crush his hand, not cut. and they don't bite either lol

@@titanrahlgaming that's even worse to say, saying these things have enough pressure to crush bones lol

Same! The ones I caught as a kid and catch with my kid now are literal child's play. I was especially taken aback when he said it could take finger off or crush your hand... that's some serious stuff there.

@Janis1526 Same here in Connecticut.

These are Tasmanian giant freshwater crayfish from Australia. They are a highly threatened and vulnerable species that are among some of the most protected crustacean species in the world. We also have a number of blue freshwater crustaceans in Australia, particularly over on our Western Coast it's rare but we can encounter cobalt blue marron (part of what is named the 'Cherax' species), similar to the Tasmanian freshwater crayfish but significantly smaller.

@@TravFliesRoflCopters Thanks for the info.

Right? It’s that feeling of not wanting my image of him to get tainted.

Wade probably hangs toilet paper under...

@@matternicuss that's slander! Unless he has cat.. fish... lol

@@robertsertic4276 lol

You know him that much?

I like the part were the gray fish touches him instead of the man touching the gray fish

Underwater bugs dont freak everyone out

😂 down south, in the US, we eat crayfish by the the barrel so for us giant crayfish just means good eating

@@mr_knigh Everybody gangsta till --- never mind.

@@mr_knigh we eat crawfish by the gallons in Mississippi

Oof

Hey Lefty, tell us about the time you went hunting crawfish!

Agreed magical fetus

well normally theyd use their tails as a boost but it would lose eggs if the female did it

Till you drop it in a boiling pot 😁

it was trying to fight the whole time lol

his smile is a bit creepy to me he always reminds me of the villain in the movies

Yes. WORSHIP HIM.

@@blakespower i feel like if you were held prisoner in East Asian for being suspected of being a spy after a plane crash youd have a odd smile too lol im sure women think you have a pedo smile which is far worse than a villain lmao

@@rockzen8050 thank you for your kind words 😘😘😘

Finally some good fockin food

Daniel Byford pleasseeee

River monsters is clickbait. He never catches a monster. Just regular large fish locals eat on a daily basis. Lmao

j blah you’re joking right?

@@ZackieTheBun of course he did. Hes fcking stupid just like the other braindead people who spouts bullshit nonsense saying that its scripted or its fake in the comments. Probably ignorant americans lmfao

@@lapsedilationdrive3943 damn dude wtf ok bring that into it why???

Crickey!

I've been catching crawdads out of Roosevelt for years. But only one time have I seen a crayfish bigger than that.

They talk about crawfish attacking like it's something scary. They literally stand there with their claws up..

Stone Cold yeah but he still does eat ox eyes, spiders, and elephant shit 😂😂😂

@@MD-zy9xk there would already be pictures and video if that was true dumb ass

@Chad Klaren people really dont know how bad ass thus man is

Wth is this bear grylls guy..where can i watch his show on

RYBF look up Man vs Wild

Well here in central Texas my brother caught one that was a pound... Most people won't believe us unless they saw it. It looked like the first one he caught. But that last one was huge. You win this round Australia.

more like, Australia: Hold my crayfish

If them boys in Texas/Louisiana let them live 20 years they’d probably be that big, but than there would be no crawfish boils.😒

Smaller habitat, more concentrated food source, and less interest of people, nevermind the pristine water....absolutely full of minerals and nutrients.

They like to dig in the muddy parts

not for fresh water crayfish I reckon, unless you want some fresh sashimi parasite to go along with it

Hilarious!

You can't afford a 50yr old crayfish sushi.

Lucky you brother

Andrew MacIntosh your right beautiful creatures

George Farrington you’re ignorant as fuck lol

@@jaeson4524 a@@holes like the one above think its only their gfs clean shaven pussy that pretty in this whole universe... ignore them bro.

Seen them covered in leeches like mini predators

Em portugues

You should see some of those folks noodling for catfish. Several of them have missing fingers from turtles and snake bites. Crazy folks.

this thing looks just like a lobster

@@TheGoodCrusader but earning a living is more important to them than the taste of food probably

@@justanerd414 For fun not for a living

i miss read your name as KFC and i am probably not the only one!

Luizifer Behel well I’ll be damned

And stuck something in my asshole.