THE ACOLYTE: EPISODE 7 shows the events of Episode 3, from the Jedi perspective....and the revelation is a solid contender for "most unfulfilling part of this mess". Here are my thoughts... #TheAcolyte
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@retro_45117 күн бұрын
I've watched the entire show through Jeremy's eyes 🤣
@NinjaScorpio17 күн бұрын
Man I envy you. You are the smart one!
@joaninyourmom17 күн бұрын
@NinjaScorpio you can be smart to by canceling your Disney membership
@PanCakeFace17 күн бұрын
pathetic
@aaronadams465717 күн бұрын
Same. Every time I hear wookie Jedi I’m like wtf lol
@jessesimonds840317 күн бұрын
Same… zero regrets
@rahn4517 күн бұрын
"So how did they die?" "They lost the will to live." "There's a lot of that going on recently."
@RageDaug17 күн бұрын
"Died of cringe". Jahns' explanation is probably the closest we will get to the writer's intention.
@CaptainKillroy17 күн бұрын
@@RageDaugYes. That is the funniest explanation ever.
@Slitheringpeanut17 күн бұрын
OK, this is a good one. Well played.
@josephbartholomew17 күн бұрын
I would have lost the will to live if I was in this show as well.
@marqod143717 күн бұрын
@@josephbartholomew They did a showing of the latest cut of the series to the crew and filmed their reaction. Leslie Headland, standing among the corpses: "I wonder if I can just edit this into the script somehow."
@KingJellalTV17 күн бұрын
I half expected Jeremy to say "Ohh, lightsaber stabbing is TIGHT"
@ldcg10617 күн бұрын
I can't wait for the Acolyte's Pitch Meeting! 😂
@ArseniyShved17 күн бұрын
@@ldcg106 wow-wow-wow-wow. Wow
@scottski0216 күн бұрын
@@ldcg106 "How does a stone fortress burn down?" "I don't know!" "Fair enough."
@dwaynehendrickson885416 күн бұрын
Defeating a mind controlled saber wielding jedi wookie must be difficult. It’s super easy! Barely an inconvenience!
@RejectedHeroesMedia16 күн бұрын
I understood that reference 😄
@MarlinAMB17 күн бұрын
"Fuck that shit, I'm looking for coin" gave us the real sense of that scene! 😂😂😂
@andeesway35816 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Tool3030117 күн бұрын
"Not telling the Jedi Council just feels like creating drama for drama's sake" New Star Wars in a nutshell
@sashmiel656617 күн бұрын
Can't wait to hear the Pitch meeting on this one
@mediumvillain17 күн бұрын
Thats definitely this show in a nutshell
@drleinad17 күн бұрын
Not telling the jedi council is the only thing they could think to justify the existence of this show. That being said, they should’ve realized what a piece of shit plot this was
@ToyMFXproduction17 күн бұрын
Same thing happened with "The Last Jedi", not telling the plan just to create drama. 😒
@OzwalR17 күн бұрын
So you're saying that Star Wars has devolved into reality show territory?
@icepicjoey17 күн бұрын
The blaming of one... The blaming of two... The blaming of maaannnyyy...
@The_Reality_Filter17 күн бұрын
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
@ZarineBashire17 күн бұрын
@The_Reality_Filter you put it so poetically 😂
@alexdean928717 күн бұрын
@@The_Reality_Filterbruh thats all anyone can talk about it sooo unoriginal😂
@samsonbrand404117 күн бұрын
@@alexdean9287 bro wtf how can you just act like thats nothing. She went from Personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein to a director of Star Wars. Has naked dudes with chicks checking out his dong. Star Wars is NOT game of thrones. Yea it makes a lot of sense why this show is so sick on so many levels.
@carpediem643117 күн бұрын
@@The_Reality_FilterIt’s really important that “journalists” continue to confront in (EVERY single interview) Mel Gibson and his comments from 15 years ago, any Friends actor about the lack of diversity in their show from 20 years ago while never calling out Headland or the likes of Howard Stern for their behaviour. Why pass up a fawning, giggling, interview?
@REaDComicsau15 күн бұрын
“Died of cringe.” That made me die of laughter! 😂
@kyleyoksh309716 күн бұрын
Dude, that transition from the council room back to the red screen was SMOOTH!
@XD_MMA17 күн бұрын
This still in no way explains why Torbin killed himself.
@jervistetchMadHater17 күн бұрын
Cause he was a white Jedi. Pretty clear why they made that decision in the writers room.
@badnoodlez17 күн бұрын
he killed himself bc the midichlorians took his hairline
@RickShaw-gm3ft17 күн бұрын
White guilt is fatal to the Jedi.
@TheManofThings77717 күн бұрын
@@badnoodlez Tbh I'd kill myself too in that case.
@kavehteimory641317 күн бұрын
For the crime of being white
@josephhutton757417 күн бұрын
Witches: You're not welcomed here! You can't take our daughter! Your ways are a threat to our existence! You better leave or else! (activates Darkside magic) Sol: (stabs Witch Mama) Witch Mama: (tearfully misunderstood) Why--? I was gonna let you take her. (dies) Me: ...yeah, that tracks.
@Jon_EL17 күн бұрын
Makes decisions just like a woman 😂
@therealking620217 күн бұрын
@@Jon_ELJust like the lies at the end. It's female logic. Why TF would you lie about any of this? It just makes no sense. "Because I didn't want you to think that...." How about you tell me the truth and let me think my natural thoughts you she devil! 🤣🤣🤣
@LuisSierra4217 күн бұрын
@@Jon_EL finally some accurate representation
@The_Reality_Filter17 күн бұрын
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
@irishsoxfan3417 күн бұрын
The peek writing talent of DEI hires and Lesbian Headlamp and all approved by Kathleen Kennedy & Dave filoni. Star Wars is dead 1977-2012 Rip...
@Mac_Kymera17 күн бұрын
The scene between Aniyesa and Torbin is exactly how Leslye got vulnerable women into Weinstein's office so he could manipulate them.
@FireEmblemMaster71417 күн бұрын
Dude. Your explanation was so good, and I had the exact same thoughts the whole time. The gaslighting “I was gonna let her go” was so BS. Thanks for being a voice of reason!
@shiravalen17 күн бұрын
The writer doesn't even realize that only makes sense if she's lying out of pure spite.
@CrossoXoHair16 күн бұрын
yeh it was fucking dumb. We dont want our children in your institution!!!!!!! 10 sec later: I was going to let you have Osshhaaaaaaa
@peterdanior453811 күн бұрын
How is it gaslighting? She was letting her go. She even told the coven that she was letting her go
@XIIIBeatoSensei11 күн бұрын
@@peterdanior4538 Exactly, it wasn't gaslighting, she cried when Osha told her she wants to go, she told the coven she was gonna let her go (and they were upset), why would she lie with her last breath about letting Osha go? What I don't get is why she started to transform if she was going to let Osha go anyway, maybe she felt threatened, Idk..There's plenty of things that don't make sense here
@peterdanior453811 күн бұрын
@@XIIIBeatoSensei I think it was like a teleportation spell, she was just trying to get herself & Mae away from the fight
@demonx343217 күн бұрын
That Wookie using the metal detector was looking for the plot
@reidveryan941417 күн бұрын
Now that's funny 🤣
@david752217 күн бұрын
So do the Jedi have force detectors now?
@bryce25317 күн бұрын
😂😂😂....love that.
@peposo717 күн бұрын
'Cause he/it thought that he was Metal !
@CaptainKillroy17 күн бұрын
"We ain't found shit!" -Spaceballs after they literally combed the desert
@therelia17 күн бұрын
That blue label cost $270 and was infinitely better than the show and its $180m budget.
@davfree973217 күн бұрын
I guess the show bombed because they didn’t spend enough on it… or remake it three times!
@Cuddleyfish17 күн бұрын
You're not wrong, and considering johnny walker is bottom shelf overated piss; shows where this series is.
@muthinjama17 күн бұрын
On that note I'd rather consume some blue label than this fanfiction
@jonbaxter225417 күн бұрын
Damn good stuff mind
@GOREDO517 күн бұрын
@@Cuddleyfishremember "overrated piss" to you.
@chaoswarrior17 күн бұрын
They also used the term “M count” various times in the last season of ‘The bad batch’. “Stop trying to make ‘Fetch’ happen!”
@Shawnpo7615 күн бұрын
Hahahaahhahaa i always say shit is fetch to my son and he gets PISSED😂
@chocofro317 күн бұрын
"It's a thirst trap" is now my favorite Star Wars meme. Man that's good.
@AHersheyHere17 күн бұрын
"I was going to let Osha go" is Force-level gaslighting. Especially from an order that doesn't use 'The Thread' "as a weapon."
@xaviconde17 күн бұрын
If only she had started with that line.
@jeffreyroedel980417 күн бұрын
Yeah maybe she should have said that when she first saw Sol, instead of "you shouldn't have come back" aggressively and with arrows pointed at the Jedi, or whatever she said LOL
@klass_122117 күн бұрын
Why did she turn into a smoke monster fr Lost and Game of Thrones???😅😂💀
@Nava938017 күн бұрын
It's the equivalent of reaching into your pocket, when the police check you.
@idiot_city524417 күн бұрын
@jeffreyroedel9804 it was laughably stupid. So funny that Headland is trying to make the witches out to be victims of the jedi, instead she made them literally idiots that cause their own destruction, haha. Insane this got past pre production
@Keverember17 күн бұрын
I’ve been eager to see how this story resolves. Not because I’m interested in the story, but it’s more like a medical diagnosis. I just want to know how bad the situation is so I know how to move forward as a fan.
@YoniLiron17 күн бұрын
well, what is the decision ?
@Keverember17 күн бұрын
@@YoniLiron it’s not looking good
@kaykutcher210317 күн бұрын
Code blue...label.
@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo17 күн бұрын
I mean, all symptoms point to a malignant tumor of a very aggressive cancer. This could've been diagnosed very early on but they're just dragging it out
@richardoracin265517 күн бұрын
😂
@MorbidMind12317 күн бұрын
"Osha, we need to go!" "I'm not Osha anymore Mae... Call me Plagueis"
@brandonbright754917 күн бұрын
dear lord if this is somehow what they do
@garenthal963816 күн бұрын
@@brandonbright7549do I detect you having a problem with that? Interesting you have a problem with a character from a marginalized community, specifically a queer woman of color. Do you actually think in 2024 it’s acceptable to feel that?
@norouziman874816 күн бұрын
@@garenthal9638 I want to say you sound like your joking, which I SINCERELY hope you are but its the internet its hard to tell.
@mustaflex16 күн бұрын
Or Darth Tenebrous, or his master, they will probably introduce her into the Sith "lineage".
@Shawnpo7615 күн бұрын
Thats exactly what this show would do to keep in line with the shit writing. I guess oshas "im not my sister i wont be easily corrupted" was bullshit lol. Osha and mae are shit characters, i hope theres not a second season
@terrymcginnis0116 күн бұрын
Final boss fight form or whatever the f*** was happening 😂😂😂 Jeremy has such a great way of describing craziness.
@jendaar17 күн бұрын
"I was going to let OSHA go." Pack your bags. We're going on a guilt trip.
@magma_fire_bagwan17 күн бұрын
Yep
@Zso-VIII17 күн бұрын
If you listen closely, you can tell this was written by a woman.
@MrEnKaye17 күн бұрын
Buddy polished a whole bottle of BLUE LABEL That is luxury depression right there 😂
@jonbaxter225417 күн бұрын
And I'm staring at my collection too, might have to open the Scotch after work...
@vantheus100217 күн бұрын
i just use my evan williams white label. it's like 30 or $40. much cheaper to drink away the pain rofl
@ziplockcreations231314 күн бұрын
Jeremy doing a British ascent just tickled me pink.
@usmcmech9616 күн бұрын
My only interest in Star Wars these days is seeing critics make fun of it. I loved the movies up through Roge One, didn't have time to keep up with The Mandalorian. After that I couldn't care less.
@sarosh45115 күн бұрын
Have you watched Andor? Probs the only Star Wars show as of recent that is worth ur time
@bfish970017 күн бұрын
"I do love that we're getting back to a place where lightsaber stabbings are lethal." This is very telling.
@BiggieTrismegistus17 күн бұрын
Unfortunately now we have the problem of figuring out how you can stab smoke.
@Kanoog17 күн бұрын
@@BiggieTrismegistus She was in transition ....
@Mugiwara218617 күн бұрын
@BiggieTrismegistus The one time a character shouldn't die from being stabbed it kills her. Such bullshit
@oXRaptorzXo17 күн бұрын
@@Mugiwara2186wdym. Her body was still mostly there she wasn’t completely smoke
@Lilkevin1209able17 күн бұрын
@@oXRaptorzXoshe was all smoke, she converted back after the stab
@djpuddingtime790517 күн бұрын
Jeremy’s liver is looking up at him the same way Anakin looked up at Oni-Wan as he was burning.
@JayzVeez17 күн бұрын
Jeremy to his liver: "You were the chosen one!"
@ML-yn9yu16 күн бұрын
Lmao!! Get out!!
@Jurassic.Fan1716 күн бұрын
He’s been working up to alcoholism for years… His liver is used to it
@johnsullivan93716 күн бұрын
@@JayzVeez "It was said you were to destroy the alcohol not join them!"
@brandonkick614216 күн бұрын
I HATE YOUUUUU
@Beshuu17 күн бұрын
Headland was Weinstiens' personal assistant and stood by while he SA women. Of course, she wants to make evil sympathetic because she is evil.
@Kurtsg10Күн бұрын
Damn it's good to be a gay mafiosa when you're Lesyle Headland.
@solus109117 күн бұрын
"Fuck that shit, I'm looking for coins" absolutely rolled me
@Jimvenice200817 күн бұрын
"FUck that shit! I'm looking for coins!" lmao
@razwanaslam287817 күн бұрын
Ecobase Network did a great skit, the bit from Spaceballs where they're combing the desert and he says "we ain't found shit" but the skit has the wookie saying that while holding the metal detector 😂
@MSnell17 күн бұрын
I know Star Wars has always been famous for repurposing real-world items into cool sci-fi props, but they really put no effort into making that metal detector look like anything but just a metal detector.
@CaptainKillroy17 күн бұрын
@@razwanaslam2878send me the link to that please. I would love to see that
@shiravalen17 күн бұрын
@@MSnell And there wasn't even a good reason for it in the first place. The levels of stupidity are hard to fathom. But it goes right along with 'take the wheel' and 'I'll reset it to factory settings'. And writing Jedi into awkward law enforcement and Child Protective Services positions. Oh, and the hip-hop credits music. Can't forget that gem.
@Dhruv-_-0.17 күн бұрын
"Died of cringe, just like all the other witches...", @<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="294">4:54</a> Wait, what??😂😂😂😂😂
@Flummoxed_Buffoon8717 күн бұрын
Ah! Another fine addition to my meme reaction collection
@patientmental87517 күн бұрын
Please tell me thats not from the show
@xallive412317 күн бұрын
@@patientmental875 be patient my friend, the clips are coming
@bmcb306417 күн бұрын
They die now!!???
@terogates117 күн бұрын
@@patientmental875have you not watched the show like at all? Cus if you’re believing everything ur hearing here then I feel bad, if you did then fair enough.
@Bloxgator9 күн бұрын
That “conversation” was fcking hilarious man. Totally agree, the writers just decided the Jedi are bad and how can we make them look awful.
@EzraDair15 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="375">6:15</a> oh I see Jeremy doing a pitch meeting skit 😂
@daddyyu-gi-oh433017 күн бұрын
He pissed in a cup, no deathsticks A sentence I never thought I’d hear, amazing
@IamJason9917 күн бұрын
Thanks for taking one for the team. That liver is doing its job well. 😂
@jonbaxter225417 күн бұрын
If I had to watch this shite I'd start drinking heavily too
@The_Reality_Filter17 күн бұрын
Imagine making an entire show of television so bad it made being a personal assistant to Harvey Weinstein your second worst mistake...
@btr3k17 күн бұрын
I'll say one good thing to come out of all this is that "The power of manyyy but it's a rave" video. Even has our pal Torbin drinkin' it up at the rave!
@billbob485617 күн бұрын
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that thought of Genesis from Star Trek II
@mariuspineda742017 күн бұрын
Jeremy.... you're awesome, Man. Thanks for the laughs and for enduring pain for us.
@___David__17 күн бұрын
Remember, Jeremy, once this garbage is over... Comes Rings of Prime. Get a barrel off Whiskey 😂
@DarthUmbra17 күн бұрын
Hopefully he gets enough ad revenue to pay for a new bottle.
@akl2k717 күн бұрын
@@DarthUmbraand a new liver, at this rate.
@Crusader143d17 күн бұрын
gimme dem rangsss
@RRRRRRRRR3317 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, completely forgot about this show, lol Rings of Prime... so much potential, but it became a bad joke
@SDCrusader17 күн бұрын
Did not expect a mini-Pitch Meeting done during the course of this review
@CaptainKillroy17 күн бұрын
It's better then all the Acolyte episodes put together
@speckypeckyeggsforbrekkie17 күн бұрын
Wow wow wow wow.... Wow
@stevenreadicker277717 күн бұрын
And it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@grittyshaker17 күн бұрын
You gotta do the British accent every time you do a review that requires whiskey. You crushed it😂😂
@mrbigglezworth4216 күн бұрын
Disney spent several hundred million dollars so a woman who dodged a bunch of sexual abuse charges that her boss got to write her own personal fanfiction.
@addex123613 күн бұрын
Yah Leslie knows some shit the only way that happend
@xaviconde17 күн бұрын
"Disney's The Acolyte: I Know What You Did Last Summer, in Brendok".
@4564156045640564056317 күн бұрын
Without the epic chest.
@Alknix17 күн бұрын
What happens on Brendok, stays on Brendok!
@Rob-gp6yb17 күн бұрын
This is it 😀
@potatowaffle565315 күн бұрын
Planet Unknown...
@TheManofThings77717 күн бұрын
I remember when episode 3 and 4 came around people were like: "You're all being too harsh! Soon, all questions will be answered and it will all make sense!" And, no, nothing does. Why doesn't Master Squid Game just use the force to hold the girls up instead? Why do all of the witches tap into the "matrix" or whatever knowing that they could all die by doing that? Why does Tommen Lannister kill himself? I don't see any reason he should feel guilty about literally anything. Etc. etc. etc. This plot is being held together by duct tape. Edit: Btw, I find all of these responses shaky at best. I'd go as far as to say Acolyte defenders are trying to write the show for the writers, even.
@kaykutcher210317 күн бұрын
Also: The witches aren't a cult. Witches: Committed mass suicide to prevent witch children from leaving.
@Jiraiyashouse66617 күн бұрын
The power of many means we all die at the same time. I think I'll stick to the power of one... then. Osha knew better obviously.
@MancoDanko17 күн бұрын
Plus: how is it that the Wookie was that easily susceptible over a Padawan?
@idiot_city524417 күн бұрын
They clearly aren't aware they will die by taking over Kelnacca, lol
@Kanoog17 күн бұрын
Now those same people are saying "Oh I'm excited, they are leaving a lot of mystery for season 2! I can't wait" I don't get how people are that bias or stupid idk which one to still think Disney Star Wars will amount to anything special. A few good shows out of how much money? It's pathetic.
@izi515017 күн бұрын
At least the hate is creating a camaraderie with the left and the right. The shared opinions about the series has become the most effective way to bring two opposing groups together.
@addex123613 күн бұрын
Well yah cause sans the extremists people of political spectrums can get along because unless your extremists your poltical learnings aren't your entier personality
@craigmckenzie496715 күн бұрын
Damn Jeremy, kind of flexing on us with that blue label 😂
@Gandwarf21317 күн бұрын
I like how halfway through this turned into a pitch meeting sketch in the Jedi Temple
@bobsyme311817 күн бұрын
Just needed glasses...glasses are tight,getting them is super easy barely an inconvenience
@trevorthornley883515 күн бұрын
@@bobsyme3118 why are glasses TIGHT? Because That works. Thanks to Ryan George, pitch meetings are now loved by the people.
Well I like the fact that planet is a convergency in force. But other than that this episode wasn't all that great.
@AmaranthOriginal16 күн бұрын
The very first Jedi we meet in the entire franchise is untrustworthy. Weird it took so long for people to find this a problem
@neora517 күн бұрын
Both The Mandalorian and The Bad Batch use the "M-count" term, as well.
@CaiusNelson17 күн бұрын
Sol: Sees a dark side witch disintegrating a child with the force and kills the witch to save the child. Writers: "See, the Jedi are totally bad guys."
@l3ete1geuse17 күн бұрын
Makes perfect sense. 🤦♂
@talondiwisch520617 күн бұрын
I think this episode was showing the opposite.
@BNG1Fdarest17 күн бұрын
this is their version of some black dude reaching for his wallet...see the JEDI are bad... which shows they dont know anything about real life...
@TheDCbiz17 күн бұрын
Is that what the writer wants to to view the Jedi? I think the Jedi are depicted to be morally grey not evil. Or see the witches as sympathetic villians
@Dalpima17 күн бұрын
"We just humanized the Dark Side by mind-controlling people, then controlling the body of a Wookie to MURDER people, and then attempted to disintegrate our own child." Ah yes, totally humanized. XD
@nutbustem516517 күн бұрын
As someone who worked at a children's summer camp for years that analogy hits. Some people roll up to camp just straight up unwilling to do their jobs
@metallicnole451417 күн бұрын
As someone who worked at a summer camp, I concur. Kids were awful. Bosses offered no support when needed. Why should I give a shit?
@purgejmi17 күн бұрын
10 years ago my brother was a camp counselor and saved another counselor from falling to her death off a roof and in response she threw her drink in his face, punched him and spent the rest of the summer talking $¥€% about him. Most people apparently were like "umm, didn't he save your life, what's your problem?" to which she'd shut up and start talking #@■£ again an hour later.
@bradspringer237217 күн бұрын
You outdid yourself on this entry Jeremy. What a watch! 😊
@cyruswhitley784017 күн бұрын
Your old school British Jedi Master voice is fantastic man. Keep up the good work!
@yahayaomar944017 күн бұрын
Therapist: How did you become an alcoholic? Jeremy: Acolyte
@Hiccuple17 күн бұрын
@@yahayaomar9440 Jeremy's gonna need Acolyte's Anonymous
@Flaris17 күн бұрын
Therapist: Oh my…do you need a drink?
@TheWatcherxx9917 күн бұрын
"Acolytic?"
@xallive412317 күн бұрын
@@TheWatcherxx99an alcoholyte
@thatperformer387917 күн бұрын
@@xallive4123 More like Bud Light lol.
@cybermidterm17 күн бұрын
This recent trend of Moral Nihilism in shows is getting really old
@HonkHonkler17 күн бұрын
It REALLY is.
@blackdragon617 күн бұрын
Moral greyness is not "moral nihilism" lol
@ghostlightinthegreenroom17 күн бұрын
Yeah, I get that we don't live in a meritocracy, but that doesnt mean it can't exist in fiction
@davidmhh997717 күн бұрын
I wouldn't even mind it, if they did it well, but it's written with the same care as a clickbait article from the 2010's: "Here are 26 reasons why the jedi are more evil than you thought." The characters aren't "morally grey" they're just dumb. Nothing morally ambiguous really happens on screen. The Jedi are just incompetent, the witches are acting needless ingressive, and Qimir is murdering Jedi for no reason. Beyond the sisters and qimir basically looking at the camera and saying "I think the Jedi are the real villains" there isn't any ambiguity. Worst of all, it's just saying the same thing as the prequels: The Jedi's ridged dogma and moralism is turning people to the darkside, rather than saving them from it. It's copying the second most prolific story within Star Wars, and acting like it came up with these ideas on it's own, and worst of all, it's doing it a lot worse, and still patting itself on the back.
@mattjackson16 күн бұрын
The debrief was amazing. I’d watch an entire season of that. Haha
@egburrough764117 күн бұрын
Not a star wars guy, not watching this show so I have no idea what you're talking about and yet, this is one of your best videos, Jeremy
@sillythygoose17 күн бұрын
The entire season they've been talking about some cover up, and it made me think the Jedi really did some heinous shit, but this is nothing. The Jedi are barely even in the wrong here.
@addex123617 күн бұрын
Yah but you have to remember the show was made by and for stupid people who will not qustion why any of this happend because a paid shill will go omg that's so shocking!
@Digger-Nick17 күн бұрын
The writers think they are genuises... As if Kotor 2 didn't already deconstruct the jedi and tell a much better story along the way.
@BritBox77717 күн бұрын
Were they wrong at all? Sounds like there was a disagreement and then witches started mind controlling people and disintegrating children and the Jedi response was "nu uh" and lightsabered the problem. Sounds perfectly above board to me.
@NCMonefaith17 күн бұрын
@BritBox777 we need more people willing to go nu uh and lightsaber our problems😂😂
@bethanyh163717 күн бұрын
There's a line in the show about them interfering too much... which leads me to think the writers thought the Jedi follow Star Trek's Prime Directive. Their coverup story seems to only cover up that part of the story, too.
@Anubislive8117 күн бұрын
The wookie jedi with the metal detector was like "Fuck this, im looking for coins"..😂😂. This, quite literally was what i was thinking when i saw this scene.
@matjazzorko409317 күн бұрын
"The witches just kinda died of cringe" Which might happen to you if you watch this show. Pretty dangerous, really.
@concernedcitizens411017 күн бұрын
Thank you Jeremy for watching the Acolyte so we don’t have to. You need to be awarded with Purple Heart, Presidential Medal, Nobel Peace Prize and all awards that is available in this world. I can only watch like the first 10 minutes of the 1st episode then decided I value my mental health more.
@Aetoski17 күн бұрын
Why does Sol try to hold up both platforms which look quite heavy and not just force pull the girls to safety?
@OtherWorldAmbience17 күн бұрын
Oh lol
@magnamic561417 күн бұрын
Because the writers are amateurs. You can still save both and just have one have a skewed version of the events that transpired, wait for it… …because she’s just plain evil and blames all her problems on everyone else instead of taking responsibility for her own actions.
@memmudmemmed302217 күн бұрын
what's this? logic? stop that immediately!
@sparquisdesade17 күн бұрын
Sol actually changed his mind about training her upon seeing she wasn't smart enough to save her life by taking two steps backwards, so he was ACTUALLY trying to force pull the platforms down but he's dyslexic.
@RangerMcFriendly17 күн бұрын
@@sparquisdesadelolol
@kicknowledgesmith860817 күн бұрын
Torbin drank that poison because he couldn't take this anymore.
@scorptarget17 күн бұрын
😂😂
@Ghost726417 күн бұрын
He wanted out.
@inthecellar595117 күн бұрын
Makes Torbins decision to take the poison even more ludicrous… if anyone should have it was Sol! 😂 why am I trying to make sense of this…
@vekunde17 күн бұрын
He's free now. We should all be so lucky. lol.
@kicknowledgesmith860817 күн бұрын
@@inthecellar5951 Yup don't even bother trying to make sense of this. I think they are trolling the fans at this point. lol
@andrebetita13 күн бұрын
The show's got problems, for sure (and one hell of a weird choice for a closing credits song). But some of the things that can be answered (not necessarily defended): • "M Count" was first used (to my knowledge) in Bad Batch, though there was no explanation for why there, either. I get the sense that they are trying to have their cake and eat it, too, by adopting, basically, Midchlorians for all intents and purposes but without using the word "Midichlorians" to leave room for fans to imagine that it could potentially be something other than that word they hate. • We don't know yet whether or not the twins are the vergence. Or if there is even truly one. • We've known for a long time now that the jedi order (not necessarily the jedi faith) had hubris, complacence, and self-righteousness festering within it. Wasn't that the whole point of the prequels? Wasn't it all those things that led to the deaths of Clone Troopers Tup and Fives (indirectly sending Anakin deeper into his spiral) and unjust manhunt against Ahsoka?
@JGE29049715 күн бұрын
"Wookie Jedi has a metal detector he's like fuck that shit, I'm looking for coins' 😂😂😂
@mrgoober632017 күн бұрын
'So there's this order of stoic wizard monks.' 'Okay.' 'And all of their decisions are impulsive and ill conceived.' 'Why? I thought you said they were stoic monks?' 'Because the plot has to happen.'
@nanonano259517 күн бұрын
on point for the prequels tbh. i think prequels and disney are trashy films. Just because one is less trash than the other doesn't make it become good.
@bajansamurai17 күн бұрын
You're not wrong that a lot of it is plot contrived instead of skillful interwoven revaltions of past events, but I will say that we tend to forget we get the interesting stories of the few Jedi that mess up, not a true window into how the majority of stoic wizard monks would act.
@TheMaleRei17 күн бұрын
@nanonano2595 Thank you RLM / Disney.
@realcheesy638417 күн бұрын
😂@@TheMaleRei
@commander255217 күн бұрын
@nanonano2595 true. But prequels had little gems within. Clones and droids were pretty dope. All new stuff? Other then mando really hasnt added stuff. Also episode 3 fights. Peak
@ramboluib275217 күн бұрын
Jeremy Jahns doing his own version of Pitch Meeting seems to look so easy. Barely an inconvenience. 😉
@JS-pn5cn17 күн бұрын
I can’t WAIT for the Pitch Meeting on this show. What he did to Rings of Power was great, this will be…splendiforous.
@GodlessG0D15 күн бұрын
I think the reason Trinity didn't tell the council was because the Jedi wouldn't have accepted Osha after all that and she would've lost her family for nothing along with her chance to become a Jedi. I mean, I'm not defending this show's many poor choices in writing, acting, dialog, etc. But I understand Jedi Trinity's thinking (that's what I'm calling her). I think she also took pity on Jedi Sol and his moment to finally get a padawan. I'm not saying she made the right or wrong choice but I understand her motivation.
@austinspain429616 күн бұрын
I’m gonna need you to start doing skits more often for your spoiler reviews 😂
@tqlla17 күн бұрын
85% of the season is done, and we have no idea why Qimir is there.
@craig0weston2017 күн бұрын
Or the twins 😂
@n7sorcerer41917 күн бұрын
On top of that whole “kill a Jedi without weapons” monologue amounting to absolutely ZERO.
@jlev102817 күн бұрын
@@n7sorcerer419I mean, he did snap Yord's neck, so that proverb at least had one use.
@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii17 күн бұрын
@@jlev1028Did he also do a backflip?
@TheMaleRei17 күн бұрын
For the... THIRST!!!
@khalidsa805317 күн бұрын
more of the Jedi Council " What If" skit PLEASE, that shit was too funny.
@ThePowerOfOneThePowerOfTwo17 күн бұрын
Lol right
@OnionTheBat17 күн бұрын
Jeremy collaborating with Ryan George on a pitch meeting would be phenomenal
@BRNDMYR17 күн бұрын
@@OnionTheBat yes please!
@110pergenuine17 күн бұрын
Love the cover up Skit! It’s why I watch your videos, even though I have no intentions of seeing the film. Funny I tell you, you’re funny.
@arberreka224217 күн бұрын
Don't even know the show, but these coverage is fun! Give us the whole season!
@kityhawk200017 күн бұрын
This feels like the Prometheus of Star Wars shows. Provides more questions than answers and characters doing random crap for no reason
@anubusx17 күн бұрын
I agree. Prometheus and Covenat ruined the Xenomorph.
@fram859017 күн бұрын
You're right! I never though of it in this way. Spot on. Characters acting in a complete nonsense way just for the sake of the plot and drama
@borris376817 күн бұрын
Prometheus was a masterpiece
@DrStabkill17 күн бұрын
Prometheus was incredible. Beautiful development of the alien lore. Such a shame Ridley copped out and then we got that shit covenant. A couple silly character moments did not ruin Prometheus
@Necromancer426717 күн бұрын
Jedi in Acolyte: If even the faintest hint of the slightest whiff of Dark Siders ever gets out, the Government will be all up in our shit!!! Jedi in the true canon: The Sith are 100% confirmed to be back and the president immediately made literally all of us Generals of the galactic military.
@rastadtae17 күн бұрын
Idk why “Jedi trinity” is hilarious 😂
@stopthephilosophicalzombie90176 күн бұрын
The Jedi council sketch was brilliant. Well done old chap.
@DoBap_17 күн бұрын
Your daily reminder, that Godzilla Minus One cost about HALF as much to make as an episode of The Acolyte…
@angelc28617 күн бұрын
On that note, Dune Part Two cost 10 million less than the entire Acolyte's budget. Disney is literally burning their books.
@ElNebuler17 күн бұрын
I'd love to see the detailed cost of everything because that shit is ridiculous
@erickhernandez342317 күн бұрын
And it was good ,,, truly shocking
@Horsediqdotmpeg17 күн бұрын
Two episodes costs more than the entire first Deadpool movie.
@sjdrifter7217 күн бұрын
@@erickhernandez3423 It was good (actually great) because it was from Toho and not an American film studio. American made Godzilla is just....Zilla.
@MkayM25417 күн бұрын
I haven’t touched a single episode. Jeremy is keeping me up to date. Thank you for your sacrifice.
@louisduarte876317 күн бұрын
Especially his liver. He could rival The Critical Drinker that way.
@toddc398817 күн бұрын
Jeremy is the Jedi we needed at a time when the universe was at it's darkness
@thomasmuandersontheneousul418417 күн бұрын
@@louisduarte8763 He doesn't do s--t just says I wasn't paying attention I don't remember the na... and his jokes are lame. Drinker is a Nazi Jeremy is just bland diet coke at this point...
17 күн бұрын
@@louisduarte8763 Weird how the people whose opinion on movies I most trust are both drinkers...
@bigfudge322317 күн бұрын
M-count because people for the longest time had a huge problem with midichlorians
@anthonysolis379517 күн бұрын
Jeremy just made this show so much better via his channel. Council meeting was phenomenal
@yokesplooge285217 күн бұрын
Aniseya-"Someday, those noble intentions you all have will destroy every jedi in the galaxy” Also Aniseya-"By the way i'm letting you take my daughter so you can teach her to be a Jedi."
@ramboluib275217 күн бұрын
The plot twist and character decisions in this show are hilarious and at the same time uninspiring 😂
@jorgegomezespinosa819215 күн бұрын
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> Jeremy suddenly singing Sloop John B. makes the Acolyte worth existing
@Obscur88817 күн бұрын
I may be wrong but i think they show that the fire go into the walls by burning electrical wires, lead pipes and maybe a wooden structures, we see it more when the twins meet in the big circular room when the flammes burst out of it. Cathedrals and castles burned because of that
@tyhar749317 күн бұрын
The lack of moral consistency for the characters and the Jedi overall is more telling about the world Lesley and the writers inhabit than anything attributed to Star Wars lore.
@cylonscotty741817 күн бұрын
Underrated comment here. This. It’s this.
@3NewDay17 күн бұрын
Absolutely. They embrace the "dark side" (fear, anger, hate) and they want us to validate it because they feel "misunderstood".
@NCMonefaith17 күн бұрын
That means there's potential scandals in the future then with these guys
@JacobPaul-ix7oc17 күн бұрын
I'm going to leave a fairly comment here, and with that being the case, I will need to ask you to look up a couple of things in your free time to fully understand what I am trying to get across. Yuri Bezmenov, "Four Steps for Communist Ideological Subversion" Reverse Psychology Hegelian Dialectic (Problem, Reaction, Solution". I'll get you started with step one of the "Four Steps.." Demoralization - this is a process which can take about 15-30 years to perform (a generation). *During this stage, the moral fibre and integrity of the country is put into question, thereby creating doubt in the minds of the people. To do so, manipulation of the media and academia is required to influence young people. As the younger generation embraces new values, such as Marxism and Leninism,* the older generation slowly loses control simply through attrition. Again, true facts no longer matter during this stage, but rather creating perceptions are of paramount importance. Communism and Religion Abolished - all religious and metaphysics is rejected. *Engels and Lenin agreed that religion was a drug or “spiritual booze” and must be combated. To them, atheism put into practice meant a “forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions.”* --Where does the US/West get moral values and ethics from? Is it not from Judeo-Christian teachings? These Liberal, Marxist activists like Leslye Headland want you to question if good is good, or evil is evil. They want you to begin to think that morality is not given by a God Who is the absolute authority and Judge of moral behavior, but it is instead "subjective" to the individual and is shaped by a relationship of oppressor and the oppressed. Eliminating American exceptionalism, fundamental change of national identity, *structural deconstruction of foundational principles, elimination of religion. Embedding a new societal design upon the psyche of generations through ideological academia, peer pressure by elites upon academics and society to convince that prior values were inherently flawed, racist, prejudiced etc.* National identity is diluted with aspersions toward historical references. *National History is re-written, re-defined, and molded to fit the new intended behavioral model and create the new values.* ---Star Wars has been around for nearly 50 years. It is a part of our national, social, cultural and individual history, so they must mold it to fit their ideological narrative. *“[T]he useful idiots, the leftists who are idealistically believing in the beauty of the Soviet socialist or Communist or whatever system,* when they get disillusioned, they become the worst enemies. That’s why my KGB instructors specifically made the point: never bother with leftists. Forget about these political prostitutes. *Aim higher.* [...] They serve a purpose only at the stage of destabilization of a nation. *For example, your leftists in the United States: all these professors and all these beautiful civil rights defenders. They are instrumental in the process of the subversion only to destabilize a nation. When their job is completed, they are not needed any more...They will be lined up against the wall and shot.”*
@user-dz4wl7ew4k17 күн бұрын
Bingo.
@toddknaperek822517 күн бұрын
"This planet is uninhabited" - The Padawan says as he's literally sitting in front of a carved stone structure
@Jan_Iedema17 күн бұрын
Uninhabited since a hyperspace accident 100 years earlier. Doesn’t excuse the show from the overall writing but it would explain why there are ruins and structures from before the disaster
@Lobsterwithinternet17 күн бұрын
@@Jan_IedemaWould have been good to explain that to the 99% of the audience who haven't read the High Republic novels.
@Jan_Iedema17 күн бұрын
@@Lobsterwithinternet but they said it in the episode when Indara explains why they are there and they mention the vergence thing
@toddknaperek822517 күн бұрын
@@Jan_Iedema even so, the witches are held up in a giant mining base on top of a mountain, full of power, running machines and a bunch of other things which should have triggered some signature readings on a scanner. It's not like they're hiding in a cave and witching by candlelight. I'm not a big SW nerd or fan for that matter but show is just plagued by amateur writing that I would expect to see on ABC.
@Jan_Iedema17 күн бұрын
@@toddknaperek8225 all I’m saying is they did mention why it was plausible for there to be ruins on a planet they called uninhabited. I didn’t say it was good writing
@JordanDCGehl17 күн бұрын
"Rogue One" was the one true masterpiece we got under Disney. I still watch and adore it.😁
@GrumpyGer6 күн бұрын
Headland makes a show, where someone has evil power over women from the shadows.
@peterbitz283117 күн бұрын
Jeremy's dialogue with himself (the counsel) is freaking hilarious 😂😂
@padawanmage7117 күн бұрын
That Blood Alcohol Level must be killing all of Jeremy's midicholorians.... This show's main goal: destroy George Lucas' idea of the Jedi and set it with the Disney version, probably in the upcoming Rey movie. Some people have said all the dialogue was written by CHATGPT, but that's just insulting to AI...
@frankieseward866717 күн бұрын
I can't wait to see someone buy the IP from Disney
@mickeyd876817 күн бұрын
Jeremy's liver: "I have died before."
@padawanmage7117 күн бұрын
@@mickeyd8768 "...but I got better."
@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint626617 күн бұрын
@@frankieseward8667 Who though?! Disney is arguably the biggest entertainment company out there right now with Star Wars is one of their biggest IPs worth billions of dollars. So either another entertainment company somehow becomes bigger and richer than Disney (doubt it) and buys Star Wars from them or Disney is willing to sell Star Wars for cheap (also doubt it)
@mattpatti39017 күн бұрын
Love all the Dark Knight references in these TDK is my favorite movie and Jeremy quoting it randomly to this day brings me such joy
@tritonh568316 күн бұрын
I just watched the episode 1-7 in one shot. Omfg this is the best. I fking love it. Great acting from the girls. Amazing story. Now this is how you introduce a new era. The fight scenes. Omfg so good
@gustavo_oviedo17 күн бұрын
that debrief skit was very much in the spirit of pitch meeting. loved it.
@ViperChief11717 күн бұрын
I don’t have a Disney Plus account anymore and these reviews are just making me happy that I’ve saved a bunch of money the past year or so. XD
@doro62617 күн бұрын
Sol was like. im ashamed. Im going to tell them the truth. Trinity was like, if you get fired then no one will teach her. WE told you she's too old already. ALSo I didnt actually do anything wrong or kill anyone, so why am I and the Wookie on the kill list? Coverup? Ok then I guess everyone has to die. Sol was like Ok, then we all lie about it. But I feel really guilty and it will probably lead to poor training and her failing out of the order anyway. Kalnacca was like, Im so ashamed, im going to live on a planet all by myself. Also Ill become a vegetarian. Jedi Tommen was like: Dang I DID leave my porn stash out where the cleaning lady can see it. Glad I rushed back to Coruscant before she saw it. ALSO Im going to become a full fledged Jedi, then a MASTER, then I'm going to go into a trance and float above the ground like Doctor Strange, I mean Luke. Like Luke.
@na_000317 күн бұрын
"F'ck that sh't, I'm lookin' for coins."
@HotSaucetimusPrime17 күн бұрын
“Fuck that shit I’m looking for coins.” IDK why but that line killed me.
@CaptainKillroy17 күн бұрын
Yeah lol
@xallive412317 күн бұрын
Because that's how it felt watching that moment.
@acevvvedo17 күн бұрын
I love "watching" the show exclusively only through JJ's reviews.
@Kanoog17 күн бұрын
Great, thinking for yourself is never useful.
@purpleprotagonist760417 күн бұрын
@Kanoog when the show is this dire.. he's making a wise choice by not wasting his time and not giving Disney the satisfaction on a view.
@QuatarTarandir17 күн бұрын
I've even stopped doing that since it seems so bad. Just looking at the comments, I realize it was a great decision
@RRRRRRRRR3317 күн бұрын
Yep, I am watching a couple of "channels" reviews as a guilty pleasure. Have zero interest or time to watch the show itself, who cares about Star Wars in the 2020s? It's just a curiosity now, not something that could actually take over your time and attention
@ArikYoung17 күн бұрын
This is incredible. Jeremy should do more explanations with his alter ego to break down the plot points in movies
@djnickbennett16 күн бұрын
Glad to know you're onboard with us. Very few reviewers from the old days have their reputation intact.