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Jerma Best Of Hitman 3
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Күн бұрынChat, he's not gonna throw that object into his face. Stop asking.
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@UseZapCannon 5 ай бұрын
Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"
@kalimaude3532 5 ай бұрын
The thing is, he's right. Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else. He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks. But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg. Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe. Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.
@tristenouvelle 5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!
@ServerSideSquid 5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.
@zandergraffunder2740 4 ай бұрын
More like hit man pee
@beebo33 2 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.
@regyr081 5 ай бұрын
So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past
@Gage_The_Comrade_or_Something 5 ай бұрын
Agent 985
@Grapefruit5000 5 ай бұрын
Jerma is working on part 4 this very moment.
@tovarischshashlikov 5 ай бұрын
@@The_real_GorgoJerma using alt accounts now 😨
@The_real_Gorgo 5 ай бұрын
@@tovarischshashlikov what are you talking about?
@tmanbonkenbills8960 5 ай бұрын
All of the times Jerma has had a hit organized on him.
@Patrick.Weightman 5 ай бұрын
24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation
@thedenseone6443 4 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something
@Patrick.Weightman 5 ай бұрын
**throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first** "Wait is this gonna kill him?"
@gabetronson7546 5 ай бұрын
Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.
@mattd1466 5 ай бұрын
a full head of bald hair
@FreedomPuppy 5 ай бұрын
I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.
@Leachtenstein 5 ай бұрын
You just said bald three times
@halfananimalcracker 5 ай бұрын
jerma947
@williamrueckert-gardner3293 5 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious
@8bitcrook273 5 ай бұрын
fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .
@KW-ng8nd 5 ай бұрын
I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.
@radeklew1 5 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure
@cooliostarstache5474 5 ай бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!
@zenhendershott7907 5 ай бұрын
He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt
@chumimiii533 5 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)
@ItsB3enLikeThis 5 ай бұрын
11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd Crowd: *runs* Jerma: Wait, what happened?
@simjc1212 5 ай бұрын
Instant memory loss
@DUKEHadToDoItToEm 5 ай бұрын
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@linguinithe1st499 5 ай бұрын
48:16 As you can see, this game is clearly what gave Jeremy the inspiration for his numerous Meat-grinder themed murders across the country.
@ToyFreddyGaming1987 Ай бұрын
It was actually the other way around.
@pengwyn64 5 ай бұрын
He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.
@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын
He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.
@anaccident12 5 ай бұрын
Used to be?
@yuhknowhat7670 5 ай бұрын
He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession
@Grapefruit5000 5 ай бұрын
Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.
@Defnotdiablo 3 ай бұрын
yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore
@ohokaye817 5 ай бұрын
Agent 47: "Agustus Gloop am i right?" Diana: "Wha-" Agent 47: *dumps his boss in chocolate*
@mutestingray 4 ай бұрын
20:15 unintentionally killing the target and having the game crash is fucking hilarious.
@mydude7601 5 ай бұрын
Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game
@crazeddino6421 4 ай бұрын
In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 5 ай бұрын
We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3
@bruhcoin2361 5 ай бұрын
These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke
@StrawberryQuestions 5 ай бұрын
Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd
@bapplea 5 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestions you tell him
@notyourhero1685 5 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River
@gababummy 5 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING
@mythcat1273 5 ай бұрын
yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon
@jaykarate 5 ай бұрын
local streamer VIRTUALLY MURDERS innocent civilians and LAUGHS
@partyelevator3211 5 ай бұрын
local streamer MURDERS VIRTUALLY innocent civillians and LAUGHS
@Grapefruit5000 5 ай бұрын
Local murderer STREAMS and LAUGHS
@AxioMunk 5 ай бұрын
STROKAL MURDEREAMER VIRTUocentians civinnaughs andio
@EmiiLin1 5 ай бұрын
local MURDERS
@Salod7806 5 ай бұрын
Local
@floralfox 5 ай бұрын
dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy
@smooth4553 5 ай бұрын
How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?
@e195087 5 ай бұрын
@@smooth4553They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly
@floralfox 4 ай бұрын
@@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔
@KillerHatDude 5 ай бұрын
Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it
@shadowdayz7247 5 ай бұрын
21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun
@raspymorten 5 ай бұрын
40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.
@Captain_Bobvious 5 ай бұрын
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...
@kit5850 5 ай бұрын
21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them
@grunchchristmas 5 ай бұрын
54:36 this part of the vid had me dying he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady
@alcxy8563 5 ай бұрын
the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade
@frynsesmadrer1 5 ай бұрын
CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.
@whallord3585 4 ай бұрын
I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people
@yamum21231 5 ай бұрын
Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)
@iCookCrystalMeth 5 ай бұрын
not even 2 minutes smh
@randomepic12 5 ай бұрын
you're*
@yamum21231 5 ай бұрын
@@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.
@randomepic12 5 ай бұрын
@@yamum21231i respect it
@michiko_nox 5 ай бұрын
brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids
@michael120. 5 ай бұрын
i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake
@maxwelldimensio 5 ай бұрын
*Dips hand into fryer* "Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"
@strymoon 5 ай бұрын
this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3
@Dsmky117 5 ай бұрын
this guy kills people
@onlyone8331 5 ай бұрын
yeah he killed me
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis 5 ай бұрын
Can confirm, I'm dead
@decodas 4 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m sayin
@solharv7817 5 ай бұрын
Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games
@PinkNoms 5 ай бұрын
the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events
@noaag 5 ай бұрын
"what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon
@awestrvck2859 5 ай бұрын
This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery
@ilyakoni6887 5 ай бұрын
Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that
@linguinithe1st499 5 ай бұрын
Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that
@mythcat1273 5 ай бұрын
I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame
@toad1414 5 ай бұрын
Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)
@DENOhritko 5 ай бұрын
Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do
@ramenator4457 5 ай бұрын
0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam
@raphfung 5 ай бұрын
hey look behind you!
@bruhcoin2361 5 ай бұрын
I said, look behind you
@floober1 5 ай бұрын
look infront of you
@anamebanane7431 5 ай бұрын
Look to your left now
@Hyper_1989 5 ай бұрын
One hour of the concrete level.
@Murphoid 5 ай бұрын
42:33 It just comes so natural to him.
@chewylord 5 ай бұрын
Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.
@WastePlace 5 ай бұрын
27:30 caveman moment
@Tumer74 5 ай бұрын
1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl
@feller6766 Ай бұрын
Jerma being the DJ was pure gold, especially when he turned around
@CarlMakesVideos 5 ай бұрын
Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.
@ThatOneBlackGuy 5 ай бұрын
Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it
@sammyule 5 ай бұрын
The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height
@CricetoFunni 14 күн бұрын
27:32 the way he overhead clubs the npc in the head like a caveman combined with the violent impact sound will never fail to make me laugh
@sanest_emu_fan 5 ай бұрын
why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song
@GNOMgaming 5 ай бұрын
HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS
@bambustuff 5 ай бұрын
2021 was 18 years ago…
@lemurman7978 5 ай бұрын
lovely jubbly
@virtuallypresent9918 5 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄
@cooliostarstache5474 5 ай бұрын
Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD
@IMosuGoji 5 ай бұрын
Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll
@MDPOPE 5 ай бұрын
cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon
@LadyTsunade777 25 күн бұрын
40:09 "Jerma you suck." "Stop saying that! It's making me onion! It's making me unconscious!"
@evybth 5 ай бұрын
never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now
@angelinageorgy 5 ай бұрын
So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊
@Fast-Pass 5 ай бұрын
11:07 The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment
@RralRonaldo 5 ай бұрын
YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you
@runforitman 5 ай бұрын
5:54 jerma interpupilary distance leaked
@maggieburton5020 7 күн бұрын
I love how the rave crowd witnessed him throat punch a guy but he was such a hype DJ that they decided to forgive him immediately and resume dancing
@onigafuchiswamp 5 ай бұрын
watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer
@doink9982 4 ай бұрын
this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit
@Necromectric 5 ай бұрын
the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real
@demapples6580 5 ай бұрын
Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt
@everytonnothington8646 5 ай бұрын
SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨
@chiefstone33 2 ай бұрын
0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better
@lordsheen 5 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥
@vastbard9829 5 ай бұрын
i love jerma so much
@Alexander_Alexander 5 ай бұрын
Jerma's retired :( :( :(
@thewhitemonkey64 5 ай бұрын
This might be the lowest effort title I’ve ever seen on a Jerma video lol
@sks220 5 ай бұрын
I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.
@harpavian 5 ай бұрын
If anyone can find the original image of the clown talking to kids at 4:01 I have good reason to believe that that’s from my grade school 💀 I’ve been trying to find it online and I need to know
@theitaliansausage386 4 ай бұрын
There is a video called "principal clowns around for reading"
@mcmooshroo2974 5 ай бұрын
21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly
@Rorrumao 4 ай бұрын
I like how he ramped up uploading all these after he “retired” because of his horrendous chat. Gotta keep revenue up somehow I suppose.
@Gijjers 4 ай бұрын
I heard he donates the money to the HITLER YOUTH
@mythcat1273 Ай бұрын
Are you being honest or is this a bit
@ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo 5 ай бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.
@teoharms 5 ай бұрын
I miss him
@c1nnamodoll 4 ай бұрын
the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo
@toontastic25 5 ай бұрын
I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.
@renatlottiepilled 4 ай бұрын
The concrete level, a real classic
@lachrome_1838 5 ай бұрын
i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr
@fartmicrowave 5 ай бұрын
Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught
@FloofMother 4 ай бұрын
Mr bean
@Sahbab11 4 ай бұрын
It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!
@halfpukt9128 5 ай бұрын
Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad
@herbivorethecarnivore8447 2 ай бұрын
28:34 47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious
@ProbablyAnAmateur 13 күн бұрын
then he just throws it at someone
@Gijjers 4 ай бұрын
Him blowing away the flamingo man with a shotgun is perhaps his best work 21:35
@txmpura 5 ай бұрын
jerma tried to behead me in my driveway on june 14th 2018
@91MoonKnight 14 күн бұрын
Rest in Peace Jerma.
@right_42 5 ай бұрын
i want to study this man
@dadiscoverychannel 5 ай бұрын
This 97 year old channel still uploads compilations the old fashion way ❤
@spencerjohnston5969 5 ай бұрын
Jerma was once my attorney, currently on 4th life sentence
@thefatherinthecave943 4 ай бұрын
Jerma makes one mistake and starts killing everyone. It must remind him of his younger years
@nosidenoside2458 5 ай бұрын
Im SO glad he isn't real. I wouldn't feel safe in my own home if he was really out there
@mr.gandersson2835 5 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think like Jerma, i would have done the same with the wedding invitation picture Oh it's from his older streams
@Doughty321 4 ай бұрын
An animated Hitman film should be made with Jerma as the voice behind Agent 47.
@PvtPuplovski 5 ай бұрын
20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse
@rolfthewhatever 5 ай бұрын
Whats good early birds