Chat, he's not gonna throw that object into his face. Stop asking. Editor: SwizzlyBubbles @SwizzlyBubbles Find the VODS over at - @JermaStreamArchive Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@UseZapCannon5 ай бұрын
Jerma will do the most intentional, deliberate, easy-to-understand action and then go "what happened? WHAT HAPPENED?"
@kalimaude35325 ай бұрын
The thing is, he's right. Jerma, much like the Joker he inspired, suffers from a form of "super-sanity." He is acutely aware of everything that is happening at all times, and is unable to relegate any of it to routine or subconscious processing. This means that he is aware of every minute little thing that happens between Cause and Effect, and gets lost in the immensity of it. This leads to things like holding up a geode while bellowing "MAGIC! POWERS!"; everyone knows that geodes are amazing, but most of us come to terms with that and accept it fairly quickly. Jerma is forever trapped in the first initial moment of boggling at the incredible crystal, and at everything else. He's extremely functional, considering all that. It just means that sometimes, when he pushes a cup off a table, he is alarmed by the noise when it breaks on the floor; not because he wasn't expecting it, but because in order to link those two ideas he needs to think about all of gravity first, and sometimes gets lost along the way on stuff like accretion disks. But he's not wrong. It is absolutely batshit that everything pulls on everything else, but the thing we're standing on is so big it pulls everything towards it vastly more than anything else pulls towards each other. That is Bananas Town. Any amount of thinking about it and you will remember that geodes are, in fact, magic powers. Holy shit lookit all them lil facets in that rock egg. Jerma is our sibyl, our Oracle of Delphi; in his tortured writhings and fevered ramblings, we can glean hints of the truth of the universe. Anyway I liked it in this one when he Hit a Man.
@tristenouvelle5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 I nearly died reading your scientific analysis of the Jerma985 species, keep up the good educational work!
@ServerSideSquid5 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This is the most accurate character description I've ever read in my life.
@zandergraffunder27404 ай бұрын
More like hit man pee
@beebo332 ай бұрын
@@kalimaude3532 This really puts the Boston arc in perspective... I think I need to rewatch the whole series with this in mind.
@regyr0815 ай бұрын
So glad they made 3 games about Jeremy's past
@Gage_The_Comrade_or_Something5 ай бұрын
Agent 985
@Grapefruit50005 ай бұрын
Jerma is working on part 4 this very moment.
@tovarischshashlikov5 ай бұрын
@@The_real_GorgoJerma using alt accounts now 😨
@The_real_Gorgo5 ай бұрын
@@tovarischshashlikov what are you talking about?
@tmanbonkenbills89605 ай бұрын
All of the times Jerma has had a hit organized on him.
@Patrick.Weightman5 ай бұрын
24:00 has to be my favorite Hitman moment. The sommelier starts shattering vintage bottles to emphasize the rarity and superiority of what they're being served, then domes one of the table guests when they're not amused - all without breaking stride in his presentation
@thedenseone64434 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being one of the guests bearing witness to this? I'd think he was having a mental break or something
@Patrick.Weightman5 ай бұрын
**throws body off a 60ft balcony head-first** "Wait is this gonna kill him?"
@gabetronson75465 ай бұрын
Agent 47 is Jerma's future....bald, murderous, and without any hair on his head.
@mattd14665 ай бұрын
a full head of bald hair
@FreedomPuppy5 ай бұрын
I’d be shocked if he was bald, murderous and had hair on his head.
@Leachtenstein5 ай бұрын
You just said bald three times
@halfananimalcracker5 ай бұрын
jerma947
@williamrueckert-gardner32935 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest comments I've ever seen I'm serious
@8bitcrook2735 ай бұрын
fun fact, the "device" Jerma describes at 12:25 exists and is called a Posture Collar. It is commonly used in BDSM play which makes his further comments about being taped into the chair suspiciously apt. . .
@KW-ng8nd5 ай бұрын
I know what that is from it use in the climax of the girl with the dragon tattoo film when Daniel Craig's character is captured and one of these is used on his character to restrain him.
@radeklew15 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndinsane garden path sentence, I thought you were talking about some porn you've seen for sure
@cooliostarstache54745 ай бұрын
He can't keep getting away with it!
@zenhendershott79075 ай бұрын
He's paranoid about getting caught naked lest we see the harness he wears under his shirt
@chumimiii5335 ай бұрын
@@KW-ng8ndreminds me of that other daniel craig bdsm scene (casino royale, where he gets his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen)
@ItsB3enLikeThis5 ай бұрын
11:10 Jerma: punches a dude and then starts assaulting people in the crowd Crowd: *runs* Jerma: Wait, what happened?
48:16 As you can see, this game is clearly what gave Jeremy the inspiration for his numerous Meat-grinder themed murders across the country.
@ToyFreddyGaming1987Ай бұрын
It was actually the other way around.
@pengwyn645 ай бұрын
He really doesn't do a good job of hiding that he used to be a hitman himself.
@jeremytitus95195 ай бұрын
He knows we know. The charade is now an established tradition; the vestige of a more clandestine age, serving no practical purpose.
@anaccident125 ай бұрын
Used to be?
@yuhknowhat76705 ай бұрын
He’s retiring from twitch so he can go back to the hit man profession
@Grapefruit50005 ай бұрын
Whenever he kills someone, the one thing people have noticed is his laughter.
@Defnotdiablo3 ай бұрын
yeah but theres a reason he isnt one anymore
@ohokaye8175 ай бұрын
Agent 47: "Agustus Gloop am i right?" Diana: "Wha-" Agent 47: *dumps his boss in chocolate*
@mutestingray4 ай бұрын
20:15 unintentionally killing the target and having the game crash is fucking hilarious.
@mydude76015 ай бұрын
Jerma’s utter inability to play stealth games really shines in this game
@crazeddino64214 ай бұрын
In nature, he's actually an apex predator so it makes sense why he's good at this game
@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj57275 ай бұрын
We all thought he was soft retiring, little did we know that this sly devil was speed-running Hitman 3
@bruhcoin23615 ай бұрын
These were recorded years ago, or maybe I'm not getting the joke
@StrawberryQuestions5 ай бұрын
Bro…that’s not funny to joke about, he was such an important streamer to so many people and now you’re out here trivializing his death??? This is sick, Principal bubbles s WILL be caught, and we WILL have Justice. RIP king #neverforgetmarch32nd
@bapplea5 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestions you tell him
@notyourhero16855 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsstop spreading propaganda, everyone knows jerma shot himself 42 times in the back right before throwing himself into the Mississippi River
@gababummy5 ай бұрын
@@StrawberryQuestionsLET HIM KNOW KING
@mythcat12735 ай бұрын
yeah, my favorite part about soldier:76 is that he says his own name before he ults like a pokemon
@jaykarate5 ай бұрын
local streamer VIRTUALLY MURDERS innocent civilians and LAUGHS
@partyelevator32115 ай бұрын
local streamer MURDERS VIRTUALLY innocent civillians and LAUGHS
dude ive been searching for jerma singing the toothbrush song for ages now bc i forgot what video it was in and couldnt find it.. finally i have the jerma toothbrush song and i can die happy
@smooth45535 ай бұрын
How did you manage to brush your teeth all this time without it!?!?
@e1950875 ай бұрын
@@smooth4553They haven't, their teeth have rotted, sadly
@floralfox4 ай бұрын
@@e195087 can confirm, my teeth have all fallen out 😔
@KillerHatDude5 ай бұрын
Jerma plays hitman the same way a child who's never played video games ever would play it
@shadowdayz72475 ай бұрын
21:40 I love how he asks “what happened” after blasting a guy in the back with a shotgun
@raspymorten5 ай бұрын
40:08 "STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S MAKING ME UNCONCIOUS" is one of my favorite Jerma lines ever.
@Captain_Bobvious5 ай бұрын
It's like he never died... RIP Jeremy... We miss you buddy...
@kit58505 ай бұрын
21:32 the signs were always there we just couldnt see them
@grunchchristmas5 ай бұрын
54:36 this part of the vid had me dying he throws a lady into a fucking pit, and he immediately gets fired upon and his response is to toss an apple at a screaming lady
@alcxy85635 ай бұрын
the "i gotta get outta here" is the funniest thing ive seen in the last decade
@frynsesmadrer15 ай бұрын
CRUEL streamer denies starving editors of fresh streams.
@whallord35854 ай бұрын
I love how he starts actually panicking when not allowed to kill innocent people
@yamum212315 ай бұрын
Jerma singing about brushing your teeth for a minute and a half is definitely the most normal thing your gonna see in the video. (Thank you for 1k likes!)
@iCookCrystalMeth5 ай бұрын
not even 2 minutes smh
@randomepic125 ай бұрын
you're*
@yamum212315 ай бұрын
@@randomepic12 ima keep in the mistake.
@randomepic125 ай бұрын
@@yamum21231i respect it
@michiko_nox5 ай бұрын
brush your teeth if you dont wanna go to fcking jail kids
@michael120.5 ай бұрын
i love how he instantly dates this video back three years by showing the 2021 cake
@maxwelldimensio5 ай бұрын
*Dips hand into fryer* "Everybody's looking at me like I'm a weirdo!"
@strymoon5 ай бұрын
this video is not about a video game by the way, it's just him remembering his favourite assassinations, part 3
@Dsmky1175 ай бұрын
this guy kills people
@onlyone83315 ай бұрын
yeah he killed me
@WhyWouldYouTubeShowThis5 ай бұрын
Can confirm, I'm dead
@decodas4 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m sayin
@solharv78175 ай бұрын
Love the compilations, but now that the retirement arc is in full swing I feel like it’s a perfect opportunity for this channel to also go back to streams that never got an edit, like when he played the first 2 Frog Detective games
@PinkNoms5 ай бұрын
the willy wonka joke prediction to willy wonka joke to jerma pushing "the wrong person" to their death to failing the mission because he pushed Diana Burnwood in of all people had me wheeze laughing for a minute straight. what an incredible chain of events
@noaag5 ай бұрын
"what's goin on, Nyanderthals?" im dying this man is k!lling me with a weapon
@awestrvck28595 ай бұрын
This is where the meat-grinder fantasy began, I believe. The ole winery refinery
@ilyakoni68875 ай бұрын
Awesome i laughed at the moment on 23:02 already multiple times, rewatching it again and again! Truly a timeless masterpieced this edit is, rewatching it 30th time already and cant stop doing that
@linguinithe1st4995 ай бұрын
Jerma bending space and time to allow us to watch his stream highlights more efficiently! Love him for that
@mythcat12735 ай бұрын
I love how he covered otto with the cake cause he knew no one was gonna care about the cake if otto was in frame
@toad14145 ай бұрын
Watching a new Jerma video instead of going to sleep?? couldn't be me (my sleep schedule is in shambles)
@DENOhritko5 ай бұрын
Accidentally killing actual target while trying to hide the random body in the most clumsy way possible - is totally Jerma thing to do
@ramenator44575 ай бұрын
0:30 im so high rn this sounded like a jam
@raphfung5 ай бұрын
hey look behind you!
@bruhcoin23615 ай бұрын
I said, look behind you
@floober15 ай бұрын
look infront of you
@anamebanane74315 ай бұрын
Look to your left now
@Hyper_19895 ай бұрын
One hour of the concrete level.
@Murphoid5 ай бұрын
42:33 It just comes so natural to him.
@chewylord5 ай бұрын
Jeremy's complete incapability to play this game correctly whatsoever will never fail to amaze me.
@WastePlace5 ай бұрын
27:30 caveman moment
@Tumer745 ай бұрын
1:10 this goes pretty hard ngl
@feller6766Ай бұрын
Jerma being the DJ was pure gold, especially when he turned around
@CarlMakesVideos5 ай бұрын
Chat, what would you do if you met Jerma at a Twitch meet and greet, and right before you shook his hand, you saw him make a new save file for a comedy reset.
@ThatOneBlackGuy5 ай бұрын
Nothing will be like Jerma ever again, and I am happy to at least be there for a part of it
@sammyule5 ай бұрын
The gamer posture corrector is just a noose a sitting height
@CricetoFunni14 күн бұрын
27:32 the way he overhead clubs the npc in the head like a caveman combined with the violent impact sound will never fail to make me laugh
@sanest_emu_fan5 ай бұрын
why did jerma briefly morph into Elmo at the end of the tooth brushing song
@GNOMgaming5 ай бұрын
HE WAS ZONKED OUT OF HIS MIND THOSE WHOLE STREAMS
@bambustuff5 ай бұрын
2021 was 18 years ago…
@lemurman79785 ай бұрын
lovely jubbly
@virtuallypresent99185 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👄👄👄👄
@cooliostarstache54745 ай бұрын
Whenever Jerma plays Hitman it's like he's edging his ADHD
@IMosuGoji5 ай бұрын
Jerma was in the Grassy Knoll
@MDPOPE5 ай бұрын
cant believe we found the gopro footage of jerma at twitchcon
@LadyTsunade77725 күн бұрын
40:09 "Jerma you suck." "Stop saying that! It's making me onion! It's making me unconscious!"
@evybth5 ай бұрын
never knew i needed a singing jerma toothbrush until now
@angelinageorgy5 ай бұрын
So excited to watch jerma985 hit on men 😊
@Fast-Pass5 ай бұрын
11:07 The world hadn't seen violence for 38 years until this moment
@RralRonaldo5 ай бұрын
YESSSS. Just got into watching hitman streams again and this came at a perfect time. Please continue this best of videos, absolutely amazing and thank you
@runforitman5 ай бұрын
5:54 jerma interpupilary distance leaked
@maggieburton50207 күн бұрын
I love how the rave crowd witnessed him throat punch a guy but he was such a hype DJ that they decided to forgive him immediately and resume dancing
@onigafuchiswamp5 ай бұрын
watching this to fall asleep is fucked up cuz he just keeps laughing maniacally while all the people in the game are screaming. psycho streamer
@doink99824 ай бұрын
this video is dangerous. very genuinely freaked out for a moment because i was laughing so hard at the grape crusher bit
@Necromectric5 ай бұрын
the I haven't seen you guys in 5 to 6 days is getting too real
@demapples65805 ай бұрын
Jerma will never be able to pay off his Clown School debt
@everytonnothington86465 ай бұрын
SEE, he does push people into meatgrinders! 😨
@chiefstone332 ай бұрын
0:31 It's 3:00 AM, and i just got back from the bar. I started brushing my teeth, and the toothbrush bit started playing. Cosmic irony has never been better
@lordsheen5 ай бұрын
brush brushy brush brush every day and night 🔥🔥🔥
@vastbard98295 ай бұрын
i love jerma so much
@Alexander_Alexander5 ай бұрын
Jerma's retired :( :( :(
@thewhitemonkey645 ай бұрын
This might be the lowest effort title I’ve ever seen on a Jerma video lol
@sks2205 ай бұрын
I miss jerma's streams, I knew it would happen eventually but not this soon.
@harpavian5 ай бұрын
If anyone can find the original image of the clown talking to kids at 4:01 I have good reason to believe that that’s from my grade school 💀 I’ve been trying to find it online and I need to know
@theitaliansausage3864 ай бұрын
There is a video called "principal clowns around for reading"
@mcmooshroo29745 ай бұрын
21:31 Jerma really is Agent 47 holy moly
@Rorrumao4 ай бұрын
I like how he ramped up uploading all these after he “retired” because of his horrendous chat. Gotta keep revenue up somehow I suppose.
@Gijjers4 ай бұрын
I heard he donates the money to the HITLER YOUTH
@mythcat1273Ай бұрын
Are you being honest or is this a bit
@ReAnAkO-rEaNaKo5 ай бұрын
Jeremy Elbertson truly is a good(ish) assassin. So epic.
@teoharms5 ай бұрын
I miss him
@c1nnamodoll4 ай бұрын
the toothbrushing rap im crying lmfaoooo
@toontastic255 ай бұрын
I feel like another chill stream idea is to watch old videos again. Those are my favorite.
@renatlottiepilled4 ай бұрын
The concrete level, a real classic
@lachrome_18385 ай бұрын
i love how he gets genuinely embarrassed and uncomfortable around the npcs in vr
@fartmicrowave5 ай бұрын
Jerma has such a unique way of being a hitman, his ability to act like a complete incompetent baboon completely hides the fact that he's killed thousands of people and never been caught
@FloofMother4 ай бұрын
Mr bean
@Sahbab114 ай бұрын
It’s so sad that Jeremy is still stuck in 2021. Hopefully he will figure out how to fix that broken Time Machine!
@halfpukt91285 ай бұрын
Actually seeing him play this makes me want to see him play cruelty squad
@herbivorethecarnivore84472 ай бұрын
28:34 47 extolling the rarity and legendary value of the wine through a long and detailed story about the reason for its scarcity while smashing a bottle of it on the table every three seconds is fucking hilarious
@ProbablyAnAmateur13 күн бұрын
then he just throws it at someone
@Gijjers4 ай бұрын
Him blowing away the flamingo man with a shotgun is perhaps his best work 21:35
@txmpura5 ай бұрын
jerma tried to behead me in my driveway on june 14th 2018
@91MoonKnight14 күн бұрын
Rest in Peace Jerma.
@right_425 ай бұрын
i want to study this man
@dadiscoverychannel5 ай бұрын
This 97 year old channel still uploads compilations the old fashion way ❤
@spencerjohnston59695 ай бұрын
Jerma was once my attorney, currently on 4th life sentence
@thefatherinthecave9434 ай бұрын
Jerma makes one mistake and starts killing everyone. It must remind him of his younger years
@nosidenoside24585 ай бұрын
Im SO glad he isn't real. I wouldn't feel safe in my own home if he was really out there
@mr.gandersson28355 ай бұрын
I'm starting to think like Jerma, i would have done the same with the wedding invitation picture Oh it's from his older streams
@Doughty3214 ай бұрын
An animated Hitman film should be made with Jerma as the voice behind Agent 47.
@PvtPuplovski5 ай бұрын
20:35 my completely different game also happened to crash at the same time even tho I’m watching this on mobile and playing on laptop. The Jerma Curse