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Jerma looks like he has a curse where he loses one year off his lifespan every time he laughs, and he's trying desperately not to.

It’s so cute seeing Jerma practice talking to his crush at the gym.

my favorite chat comments: "i catn stop shitting

**in the font of "live, laugh, love"** Fart Scream Cry

Putting the bit into context makes it amazing. Imagine being at the gym and some jacked dude walks up to you and is like “ay yo you need a spot?” And you’re like “sure” and then you hear faintly from his earbuds the sound of someone screaming in anguish while shitting like a mad man.

Obligatory “this is someone’s first experience with Jerma”

at the end the way he is crying doesnt look like a "laughing til crying" kind of face, it looks more like a family member just died and he was informed when he planned to visit them that day, which i guess is a reasonable reaction.

Imagine being in the gym and this madman walks up

I hate how just a stupid fart joke turns into multi-layered meta humor. You're laughing at it cause it's funny, then you're at laughing at yourself for laughing at it, then you're laughing at jerma for laughing at it, then your laughing because you're imagining the scenario jerma's describing, then you're laughing at him for trying to describe this scenario while cry-laughing at screaming and fart noises.

the funniest part is when you faintly hear the fart noises coming out of his ear buds

13:10 The timing of the hand wave and fart noise is priceless

Jerma attempts to help you lift weights at the gym and has a mental breakdown ( ASMR )

Most i've ever laughed in one video thank you for blessing me with this

Imagining this happening in the gym really reminds me of an impractical jokers bit

This man's laughter is magical.

I love when Jerma invents a bit and then proceeds to unravel that bit like it’s the stupidest idea he’s ever heard and he can’t fathom why anyone would ever come up with such a ridiculous joke

Hold up bro, before I spot you I gotta get my "public domain scream and fart mixtape" pumpin.

_shidded and farded_

The more he laughs, the older his face gets

I CANT GET OVER THE FACT THAT A GUY WOULD BE LISTENING TO FART "MUSIC" WHILE TRYING TO HELP A GUY LIFT WEIGHTS OR LISTENING TO SCREAMING/CRYING COMPLETELY SERIOUS AND IT JUST BEING COMPLETELY NORMAL TO THEM IM DYING

I cannot believe he really recovered and can hear again. What a story.

"Jerma: Screaming and Farting" should be the name of his comedy special

is anyone interested in a dating sim where u pick one of countless charming characters from the Jermiverse

9:13 When he actually manages to pull it off it's way funnier cause you can hear the screaming and farting in his ears and it's so perfect to imagine the scene

I laughed so much it actually hurt my face. I have no idea why but Jerma makes me laugh like no ther

Jerma rocking back and forth as he desperately tries to stay in character is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

Idk why but I started dying when he drank from his mug with a J on it and the whole chat spammed J

I watch this in VR when I work out so I can pretend I'm with him

I understood 0% of this and have no regrets.

never realized how blue his eyes were

13:41 guys he dont do that usually

Joaquin Phoenix would’ve been proud

jerma develops a fart fetish, circa 2019.

Local streamer gives himself tinnitus listening to fart sound effects

I think the fact of imagining someone listening to this at the gym made this so much funnier lol

Fallout boy isn’t a scream and fart compilation?

imagine joining a random streamer and you see him crying to screaming and farting

that poor chat member who was stabbing themselves with their sewing needle bc they couldn't stop laughing

the visual of a jock absolutely losing his composure and bawlling uncontrollably whilst trying to be so casual is so fucking funny. tears are rolling down his face, his voice is shaky and you hear shitting and screaming through his earbuds and the only thing he can muster up is "hEy MaANn i sEe you're... You're having trouble on the.... oN the... _cries"_

I'm feeling so nervous because I don't lift at all

here from an edit someone made of this to make it look like jerma is deaf and had his hearing restored and is talking to his family with hearing for the first time

I think the trick he didn't think about is that shitty headphones can be quiet to you and loud to anyone around you.

Seriously thought I was gonna pass out from laughing so hard. Just something so infectious with Jerma breaking down like that. "I was laughing too hard, too fast" is right.

13:11 Why did that sync up so well with his hand movements lmfao

This guy vaguely looks like my highschool film teacher now I can’t picture him the same dear god this is gold

That is the funniest thing I've ever seen

Possibly the most chaotic title on youtube

every Jerma clip is so surreal, I feel a deep sense of belonging now

What is "extreme content", what does that mean?

Imagine being the guy who never watched a Jerma stream before but had heard good things about him.and then joins in on this.

So let me get this straight, he's listening to incredibly loud shitting noises whilst trying to roleplay talking to a jock in a gym?

Jerma could kinda look like a jock if he wasn't 5"6

He's LIKE a victim in a horror movie at the end, just red-faced and weeping while waving his arms say "No, no NO!"

12:43 That quick grin/glance to the camera internally yelling *"oh no I'm about to lose it"* xD

“Hey bro, nice package”

It’s always when the screaming starts that I lose my entire mind lol like that first faint scream at 10:22 breaks me down lmao

The fact this is 15 minutes long

imagine you're just surfing twitch, and you come across jerma as a new viewer. This is what you first hear and see 13:04

the "no! nO! NO! D':" (13:13) part always gets me

I know mang won’t believe this but I know someone, I’ve known them since 10th-11th grade and I’m in college now, and in gym class when we were doing our warmup laps around the gym, all we had to do was walk. This kid SPRINTED every damn day, went above and beyond the laps needed too. I shit you not, SHIT YOU NOT, he listened to Vietnam war sounds whenever he was running around the gym. Every time he’d zip past you and you’d just hear heavy breathing and fast mumbling in gibberish. It was funny as fuck. He’s a cool kid though, he got bullied a bit because people didn’t really understand that he was more special needs. He’s one of those people who are really fucking weird when you don’t know them, but if you sit down and talk with them, and their ADHD cools down, you get to know so much about them. This kid has ADHD/Autism down to the T, and I remember one time I had a long conversation with him during one of our classes, he was telling me all his interests and everything. I’m just happy he’s in college now, the same college too, I’m just happy society gave him a chance.

13:11 That audio-hand sync is god like, specially Nurgle.

I can't believe it's been 3 years since this legendary bit.

We put the family dog down recently so I've been really sad for a long time and I hadn't been able to laugh but this made me laugh really hard. Thanks man :)

I laughed so hard I taste blood in the back of my throat thanks

*Jerma walks up to the jock wiftin weights at the gym* Jerma: Give me the shock jock jock shock me

A Masterclass in acting with Jeremy Elbertson, Internet Superstar

Palevampyr96 unknowingly broke this man with a single message.

Wheezing in my bed with tears rolling down my face as he starts to play both at the same time

9:10 peaceful meditation

This is literally the best out of context video i've ever seen.

i love when jerma showed the mug with a J on it for a split second and the chat is instantly overflowed w people spamming J

"It's just people screaming and farting"................Is it HALLOWEEN FARTS?! SPOOKY FARTS! THE WET ONES?!

fellas is it gay to blast shid fard at the gym

Oh good God this video destroyed me. I was absolutely not ready for this to come on autoplay while at work in my headphones

Man struggles with pseudobulbar affect while trying to pretend that he is a guy at the gym.

I held out for quite a while. That bit at the end.. farting and screaming at the same time.. yea I'm crying too. Jesus :D

Jerma is literally cursed by every member of this community to be portrayed as a psycho to everyone that stumbles across him and I'm all for it

This is the best bit of his. It's hysterical. I return to it over and over and I die each time.

This entire bit was way too much. I was in tears with Jerma the entire 15 minutes

I was really confused at first by how many people in the comments section didn’t seem to get the joke, but then I realised that I have simply become accustomed to this sort of thing from years of watching Jerma, and that to most people this video is actually really fucking weird. Now I feel like I’m part of a weird internet cult and honestly it’s a pretty good feeling.

The Ultimate Comedy would be if he slightly deafened himself for this bit.

That moment when he played both tracks at the same time and pulled out the earphones for the stream to hear. Rofl I'm fucking dead!

10:38 strongest I've heard his accent, especially when he said "you are fucked!" Lol

2020 will be a scary year

as someone new to jerma this is much funnier than it has any right to be, i'm honestly not sure what part of it i'm laughing at but it fucking broke me

why does he look like my biology teacher except just a tiny bit more unhinged

*ITS ALL TOILET SOUNDS*

pov a normal person tries to talk to you 3:52

have definitely considered doing this bit for real at the gym

7:00

Poor Jeremy gave himself tinnitus for a bit

Im watching this while eating my lunch i know what im getting into

Imagine you just want to watch someone stream your favorite game and you walk in on this

+2

patrick bateman at the gym

14:05 "Kim is such a lucky woman, my god." Lmao

jerma clips like these are better with no chat, as i like to imagine him performing this for absolutely no one

“Nice monster rancher stream” is the line that broke me. I forgot he was playing a video game during that… experience

Jerma is an honorable man.