Jerry & Kramer Become Blood Brothers | The Blood

Jerry & Kramer Become Blood Brothers | The Blood | Seinfeld

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"You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."
From Seinfeld Season 9 Episode 4 'The Blood': Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food, and television.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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@Rellbronjames9 Жыл бұрын

"I can feel his blood borrowing things from my blood" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TheNowhereMan0 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@anthonydileonardo8156 Жыл бұрын

I love that line...lmao

@FantometteBR Жыл бұрын

The best part

@jackkrauss Жыл бұрын

So much for purification week lol.

@lonewolfwarrior2143 11 ай бұрын

So good 😆

@InMotionForAMillion Жыл бұрын

“Yeah, I’m borrowing all your Tupperware.” Cosmo Kramer, ladies and gentlemen.

@johngonzalez4298 Жыл бұрын

Jerry and Kramer screaming 😂😂😂

@bradford_shaun_murray Жыл бұрын

1:36 ! !

@gigahorse1475 Жыл бұрын

The normal Kramer reaction to someone screaming at him his screaming right back!

@rossmathias5675 5 ай бұрын

Newman screaming at the end of the full episode is good too

@pipedown1246 Жыл бұрын

Kramer is one of those people that if they do you any favors you owe them forever and all the favors you've already done for them don't even count 😄

@Boss_Tanaka Жыл бұрын

I know real people who are like this

@gregoriovega1060 Жыл бұрын

I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing stuff from my blood

@dharmallars Жыл бұрын

I love the idea that emergency medical technicians would accept a blood donation from a Tupperware container just because it happened to be right there

@128thMic Жыл бұрын

I love that you think Kramer didn't do it by himself before the paramedics arrived.

@danthemankhan 6 ай бұрын

Kramer isn't waiting for the EMT, he's getting that blood rrrrright in there!

@user-lq4mo8dw1p 4 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SamuelBlack84 2 ай бұрын

Less than 1% donate blood They take what they can get

@TheErik249 Жыл бұрын

This episode had two of the greatest plots in the history of the show - "The blood" and Lloyd Bridges playing Mr. Mendlebaum the personal trainer.

@hoosierflatty6435 Жыл бұрын

*IT'S GO TIME*

@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын

This guy's gonna have me box a kangaroo!

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

You think you're tough, picking on an old man? Maybe you'd like to try someone your own age?

@stoneylonesome5826 Жыл бұрын

@@hoosierflatty6435 “World’s Greatest Dad”

@Boss_Tanaka Жыл бұрын

Mendelbaum! Mendlebaum ! Mendlebaum!

@KHoltzie 2 ай бұрын

Jerry screaming causing Kramer to scream is f-kin’ HILARIOUS-gets me every time! 😱🤣😱

@ShiningTimeStudios475 Жыл бұрын

"OH, YOU'RE SICK YOU'RE SICK!" 😂

@toyotamarshall 6 ай бұрын

1:04 the way how Jerry got shocked

@robertkroberjr.157 Жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly, he also gets Newman's blood. 🤣🤣

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

Would've been nice if this video included that clip where Jerry learns that he has some Newman in him. It feels wrong to make a compilation of this blood story without those three guys screaming together like maniacs. But this channel is somewhat notorious for leaving out choice bits.

@danthemankhan 6 ай бұрын

@@eduardo_corrochio They have a strict five minute rule. Some things are going to get left out.

@eduardo_corrochio 6 ай бұрын

@@danthemankhan I know, it's basically a channel for whetting peoples' appetite for the show so that they'll subscribe and watch it or they buy it on disc. But for me it feels lousy when a key moment can't be included just because of the five minute rule. Make the videos seven minutes, LOL. ;-D

@Cookieboy70 Жыл бұрын

Kramer just starts screaming too, lol

@tokenblack7983 5 ай бұрын

Pure comedy instinct

@The_GlitchWitch 6 ай бұрын

1:05 the face and sound that Seinfeld makes here is probably about the funniest thing he does in the whole show

@Neilhammond64 Жыл бұрын

1:00 In an alternate reality, Jerry spent the rest of the series with an eyepatch. He could never escape being a pirate.

@Yasuda9000 Жыл бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld: But I don't want to be a pirate!

@DJSeanE Жыл бұрын

The music they're listening to while making the sausages cracks me up! 🤣

@mikeg1378 2 ай бұрын

And then continued to play on the radio in the car 😅

@GeminiJonson Ай бұрын

Same

@kandoo1316 Жыл бұрын

When Kramer gets caught off guard when Jerry starts screaming and doesn't know what to do so he just joins in with more screaming....Makes me laugh every single time. Lolll

@tokenblack7983 5 ай бұрын

It’s so brilliant. Comedic genius

@Obsessedwithcookies758 Жыл бұрын

The best part was left out, near the end! Where Newman gives Jerry some of his blood, causing Jerry, Kramer and Newman to scream!

@LallanAlexHockstetter Жыл бұрын

I came here to say this 😩

@dayschange2 5 ай бұрын

Aw, I was looking forward to that part!

@isabel1983 Жыл бұрын

1:07 “I’m right here” “I can see that” 😂 and “when somebody yells heads up, you’re not supposed to actually look up” lol!

@sirackcity Жыл бұрын

Hey Buddy 😄

@phussion Жыл бұрын

"Hey buddy... Hey buddy.. Hey buddy.."

@coolguy02536 Жыл бұрын

First Kramer thought the tomato juice was milk, now Jerry thinks it's blood.

@jackkrauss Жыл бұрын

Why don't you shut your shades? They are shut, lol.

@mollusckscramp4124 8 ай бұрын

Who even needs an entire jug of tomato juice? I have never seen Jerry makin any bloody maries! 😂😂

@SamuelBlack84 2 ай бұрын

What's wrong with drinking blood? 😂

@doomzilla3568 Жыл бұрын

Love how Kramer takes the opportunity after giving Jerry his blood to leech off Jerry's apartment and stuff even more. Lol!!!! 😂

@scchouhansanjay Жыл бұрын

"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy" 😂

@hippiecheezburger5457 Жыл бұрын

Jerry and Kramer screaming is so hilarious, I could watch it 50 times and still laugh

@EZZMONEY Жыл бұрын

Having Kramer blood gave Jerry more street cred with some of Kramer's unsavory friends 🩸

@mikeg1378 2 ай бұрын

Like Bob Sacamano?

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Kramer - you got 3 pints of Kramer in ya buddy

@onlynameMrBlank Жыл бұрын

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

@MentalLiberation Ай бұрын

@@onlynameMrBlank AAAAAHHHH

@jameswitt645 Ай бұрын

"Oh, by the way, when you get back to your apartment, um, try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed." 😂

@hasselett Жыл бұрын

The way Kramer says "they're delicious" is so silly and hilarious.

@HYPERI0N. Жыл бұрын

“ You know Jerry when someone yells heads up you’re not actually supposed to look up.”

@alienspace3960 Жыл бұрын

"You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy."

@Yasuda9000 Жыл бұрын

Jerry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

@Eric-wu7bp 6 ай бұрын

Kramer: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

@richardpierce4908 Жыл бұрын

0:56..............."They're delicious!" 😂😂

@thomasbiship269 Жыл бұрын

Kramer is a real friend

@collinsnider4179 Жыл бұрын

Even when he doesn't speak, Newman still leaves an impression

@mollusckscramp4124 8 ай бұрын

That man moves like a cartoon character ripped straight outta Who Framed Roger Rabbit, I swear. I love Wayne Knight 💕

@jimmyboy131 10 ай бұрын

"Listen to your pulse....'hey buddy!'..."hey buddy!'..."

@banzanbuddhist1451 Жыл бұрын

These guys are legends love them, first time I ever saw Kramer in the early 90's was in "Problem child" loved him since then.

@jonsmith1462 9 ай бұрын

Look up a show called "Fridays"

@donnamead3439 Жыл бұрын

What a great show!!

@rattus3102 Жыл бұрын

Yes, it still is....even in 2023! 👍

@aj1800 Жыл бұрын

Hey buddy 🤣🤣

@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын

I'm taping Canadian parliament on C-span 🤣

@cerealfamine1 10 ай бұрын

Our Parliament is broadcast on C-Span?

@ocsrc Жыл бұрын

I remember when you used to be able have your own blood stored for future use. It is now illegal for you to store your own blood. You have to take whatever blood they give you. I didn't know this till I got sick

@jayboy8080 Жыл бұрын

I love how Kramer just joins in on the svreaming

@noddy1414 Ай бұрын

Jerry and Kramer screaming in unison - I lost it at that moment 🤣

@alexwilson3133 9 ай бұрын

1:04 that reaction 😂

@rjathar Жыл бұрын

Oh man, the funniest part of this was the Mandelbaums, all 3 generations worth!

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

"The English Patient" episode (our first encounter with a Mandelbaum) and this one, "The Blood", go great together because of the Mandelbaums. Very funny.

@rjathar 10 ай бұрын

@@eduardo_corrochio agreed... And nice handle, BTW... Love the reference to the great bull fighter :)

@johnb1150 Жыл бұрын

Kramer taping canadian parliament on cspan, you just know that was a Larry David line, so obscure like why would anyone want to tape a parliamentary session let alone Kramer lol

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Kramer - blood brother

@ruffprophetproductions Жыл бұрын

My Netflix subscription got snatched from me so this KZfaq channel is my livelihood. So Thank you guys

@attyla2926 Жыл бұрын

Omg the blood. The blood? K mans blood dripping all over the car 😂

@maavet2351 3 ай бұрын

it takes 120 days for the blood to get replaced, so it takes this much time for every kramer cell to die in jerry's body

@animathehallowed1380 17 күн бұрын

The dual screaming 😂😂

@mattm7798 Жыл бұрын

Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum

@Baja_Karate93 4 ай бұрын

0:42 OH YOUR SICK YOUR SICK 🤣 🤣 😂

@ringtail2925 10 ай бұрын

This sounds like a SpongeBob episode, Jerry being Squidward and Kramer Spongebob

@GeminiJonson Ай бұрын

Them screaming in the hospital is hilarious

@BrendanMagone 7 ай бұрын

"hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy..." 🤣

@perrystone879 5 ай бұрын

The sausages 😂

@tykjenffs Жыл бұрын

This thing is BONE DRY!

@ghostrights9314 2 ай бұрын

2:03 - I love how Jerry immediately knows what’s going on but ends up being guilted into stuff, anyway.

@LowLevelNC Жыл бұрын

This guy used to work out with Charles Atlas in the 50's. 1850's? 🤣🤣🤣

@LB14745 Жыл бұрын

I once used it on my supervisor at a place I worked some years ago. He'd been for a long time, so I asked what year he started there and he said '84. I asked "1884?", but he just stood there frozen and seemed upset. Some people have 0 sense of humor. I don't think he ever liked me anyway 🤣

@dickborg452 Жыл бұрын

Jerry - I do not want that in here

@moldren5263 Жыл бұрын

if Kramer kept his blood at my place i would drink it.

@cerealfamine1 10 ай бұрын

That's an odd thing to say

@moldren5263 10 ай бұрын

@@cerealfamine1 i don't think it's an odd thing to say at all. i drink blood all the time and Kramer's blood would be a delightful welcome. imagine... Kramer's blood. but... i dream...

@eliasdimaria1663 9 ай бұрын

0:57 this has to be one of the funniest Seinfeld moments ever 🤣🤣

@rivera5b 9 ай бұрын

1:05 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Seriously Jerry!?!

@waynehoxit9782 Жыл бұрын

How uptight can Jerry be real or extremely

@whatutalkinboutwillis6122 11 ай бұрын

1:38 😂

@yellowblanka6058 Жыл бұрын

A kidney plus the blood might just about cover everything Kramer had mooched from Jerry up to that point, lol.

@kaisers.4988 11 ай бұрын

“I do not want that in here.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@crazyjoedavola5430 Жыл бұрын

Pudding skin singles....legendary

@brendanclancy4313 Жыл бұрын

Hilarious.. I miss this show

@robertmcelfresh5972 Жыл бұрын

Love these guys.

@KitTaylorOfficial 9 ай бұрын

Kramer's physical humor and sound effects are really, really amazing. Perfect casting.

@renaissance18 Жыл бұрын

Kramer: bloodddd at 2:58 LOL

@jackwimmer2249 10 ай бұрын

Them dancing while making sausages in his kitchen made me burst out laughing!!

@5burowz Жыл бұрын

Hey buddy... Hey buddy... Hey buddy... 😂😂😂

@bradford_shaun_murray Жыл бұрын

2:50 🍿🍿 👀

@kandoo1316 8 ай бұрын

Kramer: "For a portly fella ,you're not very jolly." and calling Jerry fatso 🤣

@ShiningTimeStudios475 Жыл бұрын

Jerry screaming is hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

@rayanzaidi2793 2 ай бұрын

1:01 Like The Junior Mint scene when the Junior Mint goes up and flies into the body that is getting surgery done in it.

@hymns4ever197 7 ай бұрын

This is a great video from a great episode. Love Manana from Mambo Fever by Jackie Davis!

@bungle.mr81 Жыл бұрын

Oh by the way when you get back to the apartment try to keep it down because Newman is taking a nap in your bed 😂

@rhysjohnston8542 Жыл бұрын

1:04 ah

@iaconof Жыл бұрын

From watching Canadian parliament to making sausages with typical old school organ music a la hockey game music like canadian hockey lol some thinking went into this lol

@eduardo_corrochio 10 ай бұрын

I love the choice of using the mambo tune "Mañana" by Jackie Davis for the sausage scene.

@kandoo1316 8 ай бұрын

I love how Kramer doesn't ask Jerrry for his Tupperware, he just tells him he's borrowing all his Tupperware.

@renaissance18 Жыл бұрын

jerry face at 1:04 LOL

@tylertilwick6852 Жыл бұрын

Ahhh you cut the best part at 0:24 Kramer: “You know for a fat man, you’re not very jolly.”

@BrianH20092 Жыл бұрын

This has to be the most insane Seinfeld episode. Blooood! :D

@jennifergray6433 Жыл бұрын

The thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂😂

@ezekielbrockmann114 Жыл бұрын

It's 'Go Time!'

@dangerzone9747 2 ай бұрын

All the gangsters in my city borrow my Tupperware and that's okay since we are blood brothers

@noahboat580 Жыл бұрын

Im suprised theyre the same blood type

@RPIXELN 4 ай бұрын

Newman breaking into the room like a naughty hamster

@Yourlocaltankgirl8375 4 ай бұрын

Kramer is so generous he just swings and misses yk he means well;-;

@leoMC4384 Жыл бұрын

1:36 😂😂😂😂😂

@FantometteBR Жыл бұрын

Think about it. Jerry has Kramer AND Newman blood inside him The chaos

@gutsfinky Ай бұрын

Only kramer would be recording Canadian Parliament on C-span 😂

@theflan438 4 ай бұрын

GREAT VIDEO GUYS.... - Bobby P. and The Flan

@rayanzaidi2793 2 ай бұрын

1:01 Like The Junior Mint scene

@joycampi7233 Жыл бұрын

Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy

@nicholasheredia4235 9 ай бұрын

1:04 Ah… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@waxedearth5425 20 күн бұрын

“I’m taping Canadian parliament on C-SPAN”

@cerealfamine1 10 ай бұрын

Kramer opening that rad cap is a good way to get 3rd degree burns.

@kxmode Ай бұрын

You ordered pizza with anchovies?! 1:36