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Jerry Seinfeld Left Me On Read with Mark Normand | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 14
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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!
This episode Chrissy Chaos chats with comedian Mark Normand! People need to be hit again things have gotten too easy with the internet. Only let in information that effects your life! YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. The news cycle is getting desperate! We get it you need clicks SHUT UP. Cancel culture is dumb. Nothing changes just the people alive on Earth. Shout out MagicSpoon! 48 laws of COMEDY! Syphilis is insane. Is America built on bullying? WE NEED IT! Shout out Ryan Reynolds! The boys talk about their open mic days. Jerry Seinfeld ghosted Chris and got mad at Mark Normand. Chris talks about the time he read texts he had sent Jerry on his Patreon! Mark talks about his worst bombs in comedy and how it haunts your memory after. Quarantine saved Mark's relationship with JERRY!
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@ChrissyChaosClips 3 жыл бұрын
yaaaaasss WHAT UP MUFFIN BUTTS
@HeyBabepod 3 жыл бұрын
CUTE BABES
@alstonsantana7923 3 жыл бұрын
YESS BABYY!!
@willloman812 3 жыл бұрын
Chris, you just spent an hour feverishly ranting about things that “don’t matter” to you. I think they might. You did hit every nail on the head though, that was insightful. Good pod
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
Take your pics with your fans. The worlds already over populated, let the old folks die! 😉😉😉😉
@hausmell 3 жыл бұрын
Truly a hungover Mark Normand is his most powerful funny form
@Kwestdaroc4 3 жыл бұрын
And i still feel it isn’t his final form lol
@Rahul_ke 3 жыл бұрын
With that fake laugh
@thatguyisadude 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, Mark not giving af is honestly one of the best social comedians around. No filter
@petershury7135 2 жыл бұрын
He’s frieza he has many forms
@shadowsbruther Жыл бұрын
Hungover powers
@NoPreshNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
CHAOS WITH NORMAND OH GOOD LORD LETS GO BABES!!!!!
@connormclaughlin6079 3 жыл бұрын
I need a j&j card baby boyyyy 👦🏻
@chillpineapple8070 3 жыл бұрын
If normand showed up on Hey Babe or Taste Buds I’d actually die
@Seatowntony206 3 жыл бұрын
They are WILD!!!!!
@VBC_Records 3 жыл бұрын
chris "my dad said this about twitter" story is quickly becoming his version of rogans "have you tried dmt"
@Seatowntony206 3 жыл бұрын
I swear if chrissy goes on rogan I'mma HAVE to watch on spotify
@pecanpie45 3 жыл бұрын
"Everyone's depressed. suicides up. your kids not socializing and when he goes back to school he'll shoot it up. Use the promo code to buy CBD" dead
@pec4127 3 жыл бұрын
I'm on mushrooms and FR rewound and watched that about a dozen times. This comment is completely pointless
@myousickoflife 3 жыл бұрын
CBD helps yo!
@Teah8cbdude 3 жыл бұрын
@@pec4127 lmaooo. Little ego loss there bud?
@leodesgarcons 3 жыл бұрын
@@pec4127 😂😂😂
@shinitaisenpai9057 3 жыл бұрын
@@pec4127 the fact you're on shrooms, staring into a pc while telling somebody his comment is pointless leaves me speechless. I guess there are people that even on mushrooms are dicks.
@redrobotmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
In a perfect world, these two would have a podcast together.
@ryanstoyles7611 3 жыл бұрын
what will they talk about after exhausting cancel culture
@redrobotmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanstoyles7611 I mean, Normand barely talks about cancel culture on tuesdays with stories, and Chriss will talk about having the number one Trans Fan base.
@Noob4allnoob2 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love normand hyping up Chris's stories with his oo's and aah's 🤣
@Phumos 3 жыл бұрын
"yeahhh!"
@scrystal28 3 жыл бұрын
Marks reactions make him the perfect hype man for Chris’s stories.
@HeadlessHorton 3 жыл бұрын
*Talking about Caitlyn Jenner running for Governor* Mark - "I thought Bruce was the runner!"
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
This has a few layers considering he got away w vehicular homicide
@TasteBudsPod 3 жыл бұрын
MARKY MARK YOU AND CHRISSY ARE PURE CHAOS 😅😂
@choforogabriel 3 жыл бұрын
This was basically a 2 bears episode with Chrissy D starring as Bert
@daviddorado7047 3 жыл бұрын
This was a 2 bears episode... except it was actually funny.
@covidkiller420 3 жыл бұрын
@@daviddorado7047 haha i love 2 bears but ur so spot on. This was actual lol laughs. No offense at all to my bear friends cuz i enjoy watching them too
@Vqfool 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂bruh
@dinkydoinkdinkydoink378 3 жыл бұрын
This is terrible lol. Mark Normand is not funny. He's the kid from college that needs to get his face smashed in but will deff. sue. Also he wants to be John Mullaney
@covidkiller420 3 жыл бұрын
@@dinkydoinkdinkydoink378 lmao mark normand is hilarious sorry U missed out. I’m sure you’re just one of the idiots we’d all make fun of and that’s why he hurts your soft ass
@jacobspurrier5153 3 жыл бұрын
I’m 20 minutes in and it’s just Chris ranting. This is chaos!
@Lukepfeifferrulzice 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Pimp laughs super hard😂
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
The kids is SICK!
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
Hes New York Nadav
@prisma250 3 жыл бұрын
@@BirdOfHermes83 don’t ever fucking disrespect Pimp like that or I’ll come see you in a different way
@BirdOfHermes83 3 жыл бұрын
@@prisma250 Dont like Jews? 😆
@B.sacamano 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy why are you talking like a Russian kid?
@amyb3737 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is hilarious, endearing and intelligent. And he has the most emphatic "WHOA" I've ever heard 🤣. Loved this!
@Ingbingsthing 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake mark norman is A LEGEND
@MarayaGavin5839 3 жыл бұрын
Breathe Chrissy Baby lol you took 1 breath at the beginning...& that was it 😂
@canzaldua025 3 жыл бұрын
Chris makes a point every show that he’s “less informed” these days then proceeds with nothing but current event jokes 😂
@johnflaherty810 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t pay attention to the news anymore, but did you hear this totally fake fearmongering talking point?!
@Zoso37123 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah mark is so hungover and gay here! These zoom in cuts to his reactions have me in tears!!!
@carsonraycomedy 3 жыл бұрын
“Yo fam, it’s lit when you’re yourself” literally made me spit my drink out
@elijahwilson1360 3 жыл бұрын
How does Normand not have a travel segment called Mark Nomad?
@raramcgee4982 3 жыл бұрын
Covid.
@ihateithere87 3 жыл бұрын
@@raramcgee4982 😂
@rynecology 3 жыл бұрын
Because his name is Mark Normand.
@jzuck7269 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kigoz4Life nomad is a anathor name for traveler/explorer
@jzuck7269 3 жыл бұрын
@@rynecology nomad is a anathor name for traveler/explorer
@cindyvanhee8096 3 жыл бұрын
Half hour in and my mouth hurts from laughing so much. Mark and Chrissy are two of the best in the biz right now. So stoked to see them starting to get the notoriety they deserve!
@tomvbolger 3 жыл бұрын
Chris gets mark laughing like no one else. A podcast between these two would be great
@iamyeyo 3 жыл бұрын
Had no idea they were so great together a joint podcast would be amazing.
@pandaburr209 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!! ❤️
@metafinil 3 жыл бұрын
bro you are dead on. I've never heard mark laugh like the "Accepting bitcoin" comment.
@tomvbolger 3 жыл бұрын
@@metafinil I know. I’ve Ben binging marks stuff for a year now and most people only get the 3 second semi fake chuckle but Chris got that deep laugh
@Ninja9happy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yessssssss
@OliviaH80 3 жыл бұрын
Love how Chris becomes so sweet and scared when Vinny is around. 🤣 The best!
@pcservice8690 3 жыл бұрын
If Chrisy was the press secretary he would announce his patreon and affiliate links every briefing
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
FACTS!!!!
@gamingnaddiction2016 3 жыл бұрын
Lot of "Whaaaaa?" moments from Normand today love it
@theimpatientwolf7194 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Mark humping the couch in the first 5 seconds. 💀💀💀You know it’s gonna be a great episode
@osloconfidental1807 3 жыл бұрын
"In New Orleans plantations are like Bodegas, they're everywhere right?" 😂
@MrAcunhamatata 3 жыл бұрын
*Guest says literally anything Chrissy chaos: “ Here’s the thing, the difference between podcasts and network tv is......”
@mattduell3 3 жыл бұрын
No better guest for a show with chaos in the title than Normand. Dude just says whatever 😂
@N8CRE8 3 жыл бұрын
The way he says it in a positive enthusiastic tone lmaoo
@mattduell3 3 жыл бұрын
@@N8CRE8 he has chronic bit voice. It’s a good thing he’s a comedian because I can’t imagine that voice with that cadence doing any other job.
@edhernandez8523 3 жыл бұрын
Man this combo is great. But Mark had me dying wen I thought for some reason he would ease up in front of chris's mom and then to see he doesn't and watching the cuts to chris's face during it was gold.
@daveolaughs 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is one of the few people that Mark genuinely laughs hard at his jokes.
@geraghtydevin 3 жыл бұрын
So backhanded
@fakeyawns 2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. Like wow Mark is really busting a gut.
@woolymaple4335 3 жыл бұрын
Someone plz make a compilation of all Marks “I’m listening” noises.
@samaarons9528 3 жыл бұрын
If you think I’m not gonna tune in for this banger, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
BANGERS ON BANGERS BABE
@AlexCovic1 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy BANG BANG
@sammele88 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy 100k coming soon baby!!
@kylecantlon8690 3 жыл бұрын
I like how magic spoon has a different amount of protein every time chris does a promo
@etiennevcr9276 3 жыл бұрын
I’m not even 6 minutes in and I know for a fact I’m gonna enjoy the entire thing.
@BrickTop06 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't hung with either of the boys' shows much since the HH breakup but back for Normand. Homeless Pimp's production absolutely rules. That airbrushed lil Normand effect is hilarious.
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
WELCOME BACK BABE! HOMELESSPIMP IS A MAD MAN LOL
@BoxForSobriety 3 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be there in Nashville!!! Waited for this podcast day and night! Mark Norman and Chrissy Collabs??? Gonna be GREAT!
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOOOO
@ahernandez223 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy why Waukegan, IL???
@saranavarrette957 3 жыл бұрын
“Yo fam it’s lit when you are yourself”-Kevin Hart 😂
@justinroth2938 3 жыл бұрын
THE EPISODE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR BAY-BEE!!!
@Ge0rge_0rwell 3 жыл бұрын
So fucking good!!! You have both been in my top 5 favorite comedians, PLEASE collaborate more often!!!
@clubemcgroober6005 3 жыл бұрын
“I thought Bruce was the runner.” So fucking fast, not a wasted word, and brilliant. Mark better learn how to take compliments, because he’s SERIOUSLY funny
@colinritchot1462 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard a podcast with 340 words a minute. That's a lot of content right there. Two of my new favourite comics, keep it real gentlemen!
@matt.rus1 3 жыл бұрын
"I thought Bruce was the runner" 🤣
@thisdudedave 3 жыл бұрын
“She knows she’s done it “🤣🤣🤣 marky chaos came to play
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
I MEAN WILD!!!!
@thisdudedave 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy great episode babes
@TopJoo7 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand, the master at interrupting conversations without actually being rude.
@michellethompson726 3 жыл бұрын
When mark gets all animated in his chair he looks like Ed Grimly
@originalgezus215 3 жыл бұрын
This ep was hilarious! My two favorite comedians! Good job on the editing PIMP!! Top notch!
@TheEnthusiasticHobo 3 жыл бұрын
Chris complains that it’s impossible to have a discussion in today’s society and then proceeds to interrupt every guest ever. 😂
@14axel14 3 жыл бұрын
i dont know of anyone who talks more for as long as Chrissy yet still always says he cant have a discussion haha. everybody's listening to you for dozens of hours you definitely get your share of the discussion
@TheEnthusiasticHobo 3 жыл бұрын
@@14axel14 he’s Chrissy can’t stop talking 🤷♀️
@onedumbpollock6789 3 жыл бұрын
Lol u got me with the clip earlier I was like wtf when it ended lol
@L.C.3. 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to these two for hours. Two of the best in the biz.
@EloyGabriel_ 3 жыл бұрын
If you can make Normand laugh this much. You doing some right babe
@sneakaholic011 3 жыл бұрын
i haven’t laughed this hard in too long. S TIER podcast ep
@andrespageszamora 3 жыл бұрын
NORMAND CHAOS THATS THE PODCAST WE NEED, LOVE YOU GUYS, GOOD VIBES FROM COSTA RICA
@richardandrade9418 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't have clicked faster I love Kevin Hart
@shroppiebakes2053 3 жыл бұрын
The world needs more comedy like this! Best podcast I’ve listen to in a LONG time. 💙
@TheM7drummer 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be a weekly pod!!
@czanderrr 3 жыл бұрын
Came for Mark, stayed for the editing. Lol this shit is great
@czanderrr 3 жыл бұрын
Oh and ily Chrissy 💓
@lionnn1233 3 жыл бұрын
The pace of this podcast is so upbeat its actually hilarious. I'll keep watching to see if everyone gets coke before every episode.
@DaisyRoses 3 жыл бұрын
I love Chrissy D's rants, he be speaking the truth in a down to Earth kinda way! Too funny lol
@joshuamcguire4832 3 жыл бұрын
Chris D talking for 50 minutes and ole mark normand just rolling with it
@bobbyfreebandz1732 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is Hilarious! very cool guy in person as well. After a show he came out to yuk it up with some Tuesday’s! He even said let’s take a picture so we didn’t have to ask him! Legend! Queef
@dcool2u2 3 жыл бұрын
Did he do the ol Mark Normand "Let's take a picture of us kissing" trick 😂
@bobbyfreebandz1732 3 жыл бұрын
@@dcool2u2 “let’s take a picture Fatties”😂
@m0str33t 3 жыл бұрын
Mark wearing his favorite shirt again I see
@katlyndavis1562 3 жыл бұрын
Best podcast yet!!!! GO OFF AND PREACH THAT FREE SPEECH BROTHAS. Thank God someone will say what you guys said today.
@Audiofatuation 3 жыл бұрын
Tin Foil Hat is exceptional at this too
@reformedsquirtle8817 3 жыл бұрын
This needs to be the podcast duo right here
@michellethompson726 3 жыл бұрын
Chrissy has that good connect out on the West Coast.
@christinasailorluna7323 3 жыл бұрын
First of all, Mark is actually kinda cute lol. Second, this episode had me dyinnnggggg laughing! I love Mark's reactions to Chrissy lol.
@Hack_es 3 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen someone mention it but the cutting to Normand's ooooH was perfect. One of the best episodes yet, so funny i listend to it on Spotify and watch it again on youtube.
@bravefart1203 3 жыл бұрын
When mark normand scooched over on the love seat with Chrissy Current Events. 😂 13:25
@jeffyripz7826 3 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend - “ why does he never break for ad reads , just stops stories randomly ? “ Me - “ it’s Chrissy chaos baby and you’re not allowed to listen to anything with the sink full of dishes “
@myousickoflife 3 жыл бұрын
13:25 Smooth stuff, love this editing. Whoever did that needs a raise!
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Shout out homelesspimp!! Follow him on IG @thehomelesspimp
@myousickoflife 3 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdcomedy Will do. LOVE YA BABES!
@markb4168 3 жыл бұрын
I love this combo! You're both so carefree I love it! One of my all time favorites right here, Chrissy Comes Ups and Kevin Hart.
@DeleriousOdyssey 3 жыл бұрын
I've been blind sided by this incredible duo
@connorleferink8456 3 жыл бұрын
This was absolute Gold. Don’t know how much being high on cough medicine played into my opinion. 🤷♂️
@ajones5683 3 жыл бұрын
Two of my top favorite comedians/podcasters .. of course this was a great episode. 😍
@avecplaisirmusic 3 жыл бұрын
The laughing in the background 😂😂😂
@prophetestimate 3 жыл бұрын
Sunglasses on. Mark is hungover, again. Comedy!
@junglistachicago315 3 жыл бұрын
I’m living for the Titi Jerry interludes... 👀 💵
@chrisdcomedy 3 жыл бұрын
HOMELESSPIMP GOT TIRED!!! IT WILL BE BACK NEXT WEEK!!!
@zachedwards7513 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand - “I miss isis” lol
@TheGlueMill 3 жыл бұрын
LOL! Just from his responses, I feel like Normand is fighting one hell of a battle behind those glasses and in his head, right now.
@shuvojulianroy4432 3 жыл бұрын
Chris "the voice of reason" Distefano and Marky Mark.....good stuff gentleman
@aarond1027 3 жыл бұрын
This duo needs their own fucking show omg
@mads4724 3 жыл бұрын
Electric comedic energy between these buds
@jaymossin7728 3 жыл бұрын
Mark you are killing it fam.
@edlangone 3 жыл бұрын
That 1 second clip of Titi Jerry is LIT
@angelcueva5120 3 жыл бұрын
Love both of these babes! Nothing but good wishes for the both of yall
@KevinC1990 2 жыл бұрын
Not my first view.. but my first comment .. Mark summed it up best when he said "I cant say anything cuz u just go off..." which is the beauty of Chrissy D... hes able to carry on a conversation with anyone
@subx0ne 3 жыл бұрын
Mark is on fire this pod.
@teresawright4748 3 жыл бұрын
2 OF THE CAYUUUUUUTEST BABES!!!!!!!
@dudeman9119 3 жыл бұрын
Okay, I didn't know I was going to be facing this much motivation but I dig it.
@Ninja9happy 3 жыл бұрын
Yum yummm, two of the greatest!!!!! 🏅💞🏅
@BarisPalabiyik 3 жыл бұрын
Great Episode, Mark was pretty comfy in this one actually, didn't hold back. Love him.
@narrow7168 3 жыл бұрын
PODCAST OF THE CENTURY!! NORMAND WAS ON FIRE!!!! 🔥 🔥🔥
@Jenny_from_the_Crockpot 3 жыл бұрын
Make no mistake, Chrissy is finding success without Joe 'I can do the splits' Rogan.
@tylercurtis265 3 жыл бұрын
Chris is actually funny also. Joe is a good interviewer...not so much funny.
@rynecology 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylercurtis265 Joe can be funny. His Podcast just isn't necessarily a "comedy" podcast. He's still very much a comedian.
@tylercurtis265 3 жыл бұрын
@@rynecology to each his own. I've tried to watch Rogans stand up many times and it just doesn't connect with me. I watch/listen to his podcast almost every day and love his UFC comentating so I'm definitely a fan. He doesn't make me laugh like many other comedians do.
@tylercurtis265 3 жыл бұрын
@@rynecology I also can't stand Bert Kreisher stand up, but love him on podcasts.
@rynecology 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylercurtis265 I'm actually the opposite, I like Joe's stand up, but only like his podcast when he has a guest on that I like. I'm not a fan of Bert's at all lol yeah, nobody's everyone's cup of tea, but I do think Joe Rogan may be a better stand up comedian than Chrissy D, but Chris is a good story teller. I would rather listen to him on a pod than Joe.
@rubenvillasana2115 2 жыл бұрын
A podcast between them two would blow up. Both so witty and move the conversation so great. Their podcast would be huge like tiger belly or 2 bears one cave. Lol
@EdgarinDrums 3 жыл бұрын
This has got to be one of the best PODS with Kevin Hart. Sooo funny and cool to see him laugh for real. Chrissy making him laugh is amazing and I’m here for it 👍😂
@trevorhighgate2780 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry about it Chrissy Cash me outside. Seinfeld left me on delivered.
@troyaturner1979 3 жыл бұрын
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BABE!!!! Been waiting all morning for this!
@pearsequigley1092 3 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is a stock you should have invested in!!! What a profit and its still growing!! He's going huge! Great to see!!
@lynno1974 2 жыл бұрын
This is everything I needed tonight. Laughs, thoughts, and Chris Ds grin when he doesn't know what to say. Thanks boys
@donkeykidtim 3 жыл бұрын
This episode is frickin bananas and I love it!
@kwais616 3 жыл бұрын
These two are Electric!
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