JERRY SEINFELD TONIGHT SHOW! STAND UP AND INTERVIEW WITH JAY LENO!

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@randycunningham7318 2 күн бұрын

So simple, clean, and brilliant as usual.

@markdavies9117 26 күн бұрын

He mentions Pop Tarts in this bit!

@randycunningham7318 2 күн бұрын

Predictive programming.

@I_Am_Become_Light 3 күн бұрын

Brilliant set.

@markherring3513 Күн бұрын

Im going thru the same thing jerry is going through: They stopped making my fav underware too. AND1 had the BEST briefs..95% cotton and 5% spandex, no fly, black, 6" leg. They discontinued and NO COMPANY makes 95% cotton/5% spandex briefs, in black, anymore. Ive been looking for years. I have 2 boxes left of the AND1's (they were discounted at walmart a decade ago..i loaded up on boxes..im down to my last two boxes and im holding off for dea life to open them.) Had i known the discount was because they were discontinued i would have bought more.

@christopherbramwell8262 Жыл бұрын

SOLID MATERIAL! Seriously. Very good material said in a good-natured humorous way about the lack of harmony in a marraige. Because of the things I say & my tone of voice. Great stuff there.

@christopherbramwell8262 Жыл бұрын

Seinfeld's best work I believe. He has outstanding speaking skills. He just needs more great material. His speech at the Mark Twain awards to honor Julia Louis- Dreyfuss was SO good. Having a great deal of money seems to have taken a lot of pressure off of him. Plus. He seems to have a woman who is adorable and hopefully they are extremely good for each other.

@Bootrosgali 4 ай бұрын

Comedy genius for all time and suck on that too along with your bitter lemons. Plain hilarious material and delivery.

@sherryhesner5940 9 күн бұрын

😉

@GR_BackingTracks Жыл бұрын

"I'm not a cylinder like you, Jay"

@evelynmontez3565 2 жыл бұрын

Comedians are the best !

@act4666 2 жыл бұрын

They keep us sane in a crazy world!!!

@adamlane6453 2 жыл бұрын

Are you a bot? This is the most unsettlingly generic uncanny valley comment I have read on KZfaq.

@CanadianBullFrog 2 жыл бұрын

@@adamlane6453 You better change your tone!

@DrJones20 2 жыл бұрын

Only the good ones

@DrJones20 2 жыл бұрын

@@CanadianBullFrog No you

@WarmandHardy 26 күн бұрын

Great set.

@peep39 3 жыл бұрын

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

@blakelightcap4712 Жыл бұрын

That puffy shirt looked ridiculous.

@JeffWarren47 Жыл бұрын

She had man hands.

@michaeldeegan8388 7 ай бұрын

Haaaaaaaa😂

@joemazz958 5 ай бұрын

Not that there's anything wrong with that 😂

@olsenlibra623 Жыл бұрын

I remember Jay Leno had Jerry Seinfeld on his show for his 50th birthday, and out of nowhere Mel Gibson comes out pushing a cart with a big birthday cake and begins grabbing and throwing pieces at Leno. Before Leno gets up and gets into a cake fight with Gibson, Seinfeld gets up and runs off (which he has every right to do so, lol)!

@eightpm8216 2 жыл бұрын

Is that why Jerry asked Obama about O'bama's underwear, that time...? 🤔 Maybe Jerry was seriously wondering. 😐😂

@johnklinger943 2 ай бұрын

Classic

@Johnnytotal Ай бұрын

Jerrys tone of voice is hard to live with. It kills my brain and ears . . But I love the show Seinfeld

@michaelzaug8750 8 ай бұрын

Animosity towards Ray Romano?

@DrJekyll38 Жыл бұрын

It would seem that all married women think their husbands sound like a drunken Sly Stallone!

@puppylove422 8 ай бұрын

Jerry Seinfeld is conversational.

@edwardsmith4353 10 ай бұрын

Year?

@Davett53 10 ай бұрын

Yeah,.....I wore the same brand of briefs from high school, college, graduate school, and through 30 years of working,...then one day my brand disappeared. It was a brand, better department stores sold. I had to go out into the world and find a new brand. I had to pretty much buy a common brand,....I now wear Hanes,...alternating between Fruit of the Loom. They are both inferior to my original brand. Thinner, more easily torn,...sometimes the "fly" opening doesn't open or is just a fake opening. Its really kind of gross, because now I have to pee through a "leg opening", or do the "over-under" at the top of the waistband. It makes me SO angry!

@granitetile 10 ай бұрын

He did this bit on the oprah special😢

@danmaceachen231 Жыл бұрын

When Jerry said, "It's 5:10, where am I going?" Jay should have said, "You're right, you already missed the early bird."

@christopherbramwell8262 Жыл бұрын

If your eating at 4:30p. at certain restaurants, YOU HAVE MISSED THE EARLY BIRD. The early bird starts at 2p. Why is that elderly people like to eat SO early? Are they really that hungry? I really do doubt that's the case. Are they just trying to get the meal done and over with. Nah, I don't think so. Is it to get the quality portions of food. Probably not. Is it to save, what $2? Well, no. I really don't think so. It' s BECAUSE the older you get in life the more you like the idea of "early". " Let's just get there early". "I'm going to bed early". "The store opens at 6, I better get there at 5:45. No, make it 5:30. Just to be safe. "Gotta' get there early! Especially if it's bingo night. Holy cow, you've gotta' get the lucky seat, use the bathroom, get your tea, check your phone messages, find both pairs of glasses. " Next week I'll be early. That oughta' fix it."

@dickcastle 2 жыл бұрын

Only 25,000 a week The horror

@justinschrank4806 9 ай бұрын

Hilarious

@Rosesyoutube 11 ай бұрын

5:10-5:32 Lol

@davidstone53 7 күн бұрын

Man it's painful to watch and listen to Jay Leno, even with a brilliant guest like Seinfeld. Tells ya something right there.

@BestxInTheWorld 6 ай бұрын

This guy does not age whatsoever..looks the same here as when the show started

@pmdave05 Жыл бұрын

Did Seinfeld actually tell any jokes in his set?

@kipngenokilel6623 Жыл бұрын

Nope, tells you why he’s a talented stand up comedian. Stand up comedy is first holding an audience to your attention. He was just having a conversation with an audience

@pmdave05 Жыл бұрын

@@kipngenokilel6623 A comedian that tells no jokes and isn't funny. Sounds great. Could you sign me up?

@Mierk 4 ай бұрын

@@pmdave05 If there are no jokes and no funny, why is everybody laughing?

@pmdave05 4 ай бұрын

@@Mierk American crowds, American crowds, they ain't too smaaaart

@SOSchangedme Жыл бұрын

Thank God Jerry changed his tone ... This guy is annoying! 🤣

@HysjMysj Жыл бұрын

Still don't understand how thiw guy is so well liked

@JeffWarren47 Жыл бұрын

He had the funniest show of all time and walked away from a yacht filled with money.

@HysjMysj Жыл бұрын

@@JeffWarren47 I'm aware of that, but is that it? I see how it's a successful career, but if it's judt that one show and some stand-up, he doesn't really deserve to be on that pidestall he currently resides in the penthouse of. Let's be honest, Seinfeld is a classic show - but it's far from the best sitcom to ever hit TV, and his stand-up is kinda generic and underwhelming. It's like people find the stand-up funny because he was funny on the show and people laugh from habit rather than a spontaneous emotions. Idk, my dad hated that show because they sent reruns 4-5 times a day, every day, to this day. So maybe I've been condtioned to hate it

@JeffWarren47 Жыл бұрын

@@HysjMysj I hear where ur coming from. I'm Black and never watched the show when it was on.All my White friends would drop everything and rush home 2 see it. I start watching as an adult. Genius. Then I started comedy and I appreciated it even more. Anyway,check out my first time onstage and lmk what u think. *Comic Bombs* (I was nervous but was emulating Mitch Hedberg)

@randycunningham7318 2 күн бұрын

Because he is a brilliant comedian, and the jokes are good and relatable.

@lugoplus Жыл бұрын

Is Seinfeld the one that married a16 yo girl when he was 30?🙄

@SaltBhj Жыл бұрын

Good for him

@christopherbramwell8262 Жыл бұрын

Of course not. Seinfeld would not marry a 16 year old girl. In fact, he waiting waited until he was 45 yrs. old. He & his wife Jessica were married on Christmas Day in 1999.

@ytugtbk 2 жыл бұрын

Jerry had a solid routine, but the mutual-admiration banter never come across well.

@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын

Is that why they're best friends?

@aidansanchez5695 2 жыл бұрын

Who’s gerry

@adamlane6453 2 жыл бұрын

His name is spelled in the title, and he's maybe the most famous comedian alive, yet you choose the most uncommon, and entirely incorrect, spelling.

@nathankrush3289 2 жыл бұрын

@@adamlane6453 The most famous comedian alive? Are you kidding me?

@adamlane6453 2 жыл бұрын

@@nathankrush3289 There's a handful of others that could take the slot, which is why I said *maybe*. You'd have to do an actual survey to figure out who the most famous living comedian is. Not sure why you find the idea of Jerry Seinfeld being #1 so ridiculous.