Jewish Food

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@NVUSAttitude 10 ай бұрын

“huhgh..” That was the sound of a man who broke character and wanted death for real

@UNO279 10 ай бұрын

😭

@gogertrun 10 ай бұрын

Lol

@IOU88 10 ай бұрын

It looked so painful 😢😂

@stabakoder 10 ай бұрын

The instant regret in the dude's eyes.

@ArgentinianElectrician 10 ай бұрын

Pretty sure you could hear someone else laugh in it, like a release of air

@HollandCrafthart 11 ай бұрын

My best friend growing up was Jewish, and I remember once during his grandma making all of these traditional Jewish foods as her Hanukah gift to the family. He invited me over, and I overheard his mom go, "Ma, the camps are in the past, I think we can eat something with flavor."

@kanyejerome 10 ай бұрын

GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! RAH! RAH! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON

@AuntJemimaCakes 10 ай бұрын

I grew up going to school with a lot of Jewish ppl in FL and damn… other than mozza balls I was struggling at those bar/bat mitzvahs lol

@extrasupercoolbeans 10 ай бұрын

SHITTING BRICKS😭😭😭

@august6981 10 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@AuntJemimaCakesThe challah bread fucking slaps though

@CallMeAlDente 10 ай бұрын

@august6981 oh yeah, especially that honey Challah

@nombresurname3632 2 ай бұрын

>"Horse radish" >Takes bite >Breaks character >Cries

@connorcohen7258 Ай бұрын

Look I’m Jewish I get it Horse Radish is an acquired taste

@Katzeblow Ай бұрын

@@connorcohen7258 forced by bubbe😂

@bgggsht Ай бұрын

Horseradish WITH red beets mind you

@angry_zergling 27 күн бұрын

@@bgggsht Oh is that what it was? I thought it was like cranberry sauce he was using as a stand-in prop.

@bgggsht 26 күн бұрын

@@angry_zergling Here in Poland it's called "ćwikła" - boiled beets mixed with horseradish. It's a staple during holidays, either Christmas or Easter. Goes well with cold cuts and eggs

@user-gu4sk9jx4u Ай бұрын

Shout out to my Jewish grandpa who ate an entire glob of wasabi with no reaction

@kit4akat Ай бұрын

WHAT 😭😭

@29.11plum Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im trying so hard not to wake up my husband laughing at this comment

@connorcohen7258 Ай бұрын

@@kit4akatWasabi has a similar taste to Horse Radish

@jed-henrywitkowski6470 Ай бұрын

He was that deprived!? Lol.

@mas0n25 Ай бұрын

jewish grandpas eat the nastiest things😂😂

@FLASK904 6 ай бұрын

I feel like this food is what you get when you mathematically invert Indian food.

@froo5667 5 ай бұрын

All the spices > none of the spices Complex texture > gag worthy texture All the nutrition > fish?

@Scoopthemoopoop 5 ай бұрын

Poop > Pickled fish Poop Curry > Fish jello Poop Masala > Fish?

@FLASK904 5 ай бұрын

@@ScoopthemoopoopD...do you eat poop??

@froo5667 5 ай бұрын

@@Scoopthemoopoop racism > ban

@vexial12 5 ай бұрын

Never let an Indian handle your food. Only American Indians can be chefs if you go to India and eat you definitely had your food touched by a left hand. They have a saying “right hands for eating, left hands for cleaning”

@buringplumbranches 10 ай бұрын

"Slice of warm carrot" got me for some reason 😂😂😂

@SRHisntSilent 10 ай бұрын

But actually was the most disgusting part

@BamPowBoom11 10 ай бұрын

That AND “ don’t forget to add the cottage cheese” for me.

@buringplumbranches 10 ай бұрын

@@SRHisntSilent i know. Its not even a cooked carrot. It just warm 😂😂😂😂😂

@Nerodontgivefuck 10 ай бұрын

Because it's so fucking accurate

@DM-ry3nw 10 ай бұрын

@@buringplumbranches nah it’s usually cooked and super soft.

@anxiousfoodperson8116 3 ай бұрын

I'm Jewish and this is completely, horribly accurate

@lukevovakes3826 2 ай бұрын

Not to be rude, but anyone who cooks like this needs Jesus

@collinthegamer510 Ай бұрын

@@lukevovakes3826😭🙏

@user-is9dg1iv3o Ай бұрын

@@lukevovakes3826 ashkenazim would greatly benafit from finding jesus and also a cooking class

@badpasters Ай бұрын

@@lukevovakes3826ironically literally cuz they got him executed for blasphemy

@asdrujal Ай бұрын

The mesiah shall come The jewish Gordom Ramsey is near@@lukevovakes3826

@felsics9441 Ай бұрын

I mean they can’t all be bangers. You invent the bagel and then where the hell do you even go from there? You already slayed.

@spence2294 Ай бұрын

Got that one hit wonder going on 🤣

@eduardodifarnecio2336 28 күн бұрын

Lox, pastrami, challah, brisket,rugelach, babka, latke, knishes are not such bad inventions either.

@jayspencer4033 16 күн бұрын

You have a good point actually

@nodeloliver6201 16 күн бұрын

Too true.

@BLMacab 15 күн бұрын

@@eduardodifarnecio2336seth rogan and Larry David and pragerU

@TheBlackLotus 11 ай бұрын

Ashkenazi Jewish food LMAOOO I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

@wyattthemoose8983 11 ай бұрын

Dawg are you Jewish?

@strangerinwhite 11 ай бұрын

As a Sephardic Jew, I can say Ashkenazi food is so depression just like there lives, while Sephardic food is more fun just like we are.

@ramzeezthamightygod 11 ай бұрын

@@strangerinwhitewhat about brisket 😭

@somethingfunny208 11 ай бұрын

@@ramzeezthamightygodbrisket guilty gear reference

@8bitbit529 11 ай бұрын

@@somethingfunny208trans reference

@Ancient_Serpent 10 ай бұрын

“It tastes like chalk” 😂😂😂😂

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 ай бұрын

or how my booby used to say: "it tastes like a fantastic source of rich calcium...mMHM...yess..."

@danielalcaraz1252 10 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment 😂

@gincream1993 10 ай бұрын

Choawk

@Andrea.P. 10 ай бұрын

I have had these cookies 😂😅

@silverpanseckhual6504 10 ай бұрын

Susie from deltarune: Lemme have some.

@RandomTheIdiot55 2 ай бұрын

Their latkes and challah bread were too damn delicious so they had to balance it out with some of the nastiest shit you’ve ever seen.

@kit4akat Ай бұрын

REAL 😔

@connorcohen7258 Ай бұрын

I’m Jewish and this is so real

@hayesmartin4878 2 ай бұрын

My school had a literary unit on the Old Testament, and so we knew what Passover was supposed to be like our teacher brought horseradish for us to try and my friend immediately went, “yeah that tastes like slavery”

@liverpolo 2 ай бұрын

that's hilarious lmaooo

@connorcohen7258 Ай бұрын

I’m Jewish and I love Horse radish we put it on everything but it’s definitely and acquired taste for sure

@b3notafraid960 21 күн бұрын

@@connorcohen7258let me guess you guys are all bankers too?

@nicholasneyhart396 17 күн бұрын

To quote Ralph Wiggam from The Simpsons "It tastes like burning" it is spicy but not even in a good way like mustard or hot peppers.

@nodeloliver6201 16 күн бұрын

To me, who loves spicy food, horseradish on its own tastes like spicy mustard that got syphilis. Pretty sure my nosehairs no longer exist after I ate it for the first time. It goes great on corned beef/pastrami sandwiches, though. Not TOO much, though.

@NotWarren 8 ай бұрын

My man went through the five stages of grief when he ate that

@kaidepops 6 ай бұрын

He sure did

@xxeroc 6 ай бұрын

There was no acceptance there💀💀💀

@lilcruz5422 5 ай бұрын

All at once

@lilcruz5422 5 ай бұрын

@@xxeroc he accepted it was too late 😂😂😂

@gilflannigan3910 5 ай бұрын

Npc comment

@wxstednxghts 10 ай бұрын

“Now would you look at this gorgeous spread? We’re truly the chosen people” 💀💀💀

@LoLafton 10 ай бұрын

Next Reich here we come

@arbaz9628 10 ай бұрын

Chosen by who?Hitler?

@MrBungo 10 ай бұрын

It's actually called a schmear

@laminaattori 10 ай бұрын

@@arbaz9628naw

@GiveUsTodayOurDailyBread 10 ай бұрын

@@arbaz9628 That was foul 💀💀☠️☠️☠️

@Highlands.construction Ай бұрын

Jewish. We got Einstein but couldn’t figure out how to make a decent meal

@agenri1 5 күн бұрын

You should try Sephradic and Mizrahi Jews food

@hudi42 5 күн бұрын

@@agenri1 I'm familiar. but still, the ashkenazim are bringing down our reputation

@Ballin4Vengeance 18 сағат бұрын

@@agenri1Isn’t that just “arabic but you can’t do sour cream with meat”?

@_DaMan_ 14 сағат бұрын

Is that why you guys resorted to stealing Palestinian dishes ?

@tedhubertcrusio372 3 ай бұрын

Mizrahi food: *laughs in 76% vegetarian* Sephardic food: *laughs in spicy sardines and pescado frito*

@endergamer7483 2 ай бұрын

Ashkenazi food: *we got fish goop with w a r m c a r r o t*

@nerveagent1905 2 ай бұрын

And picadilllllo

@isthissomesortofmeme8932 2 ай бұрын

German jews got the best food tho Odd to say after what happend.@@endergamer7483

@yoyo777 2 ай бұрын

its funny because my Sephardic side of the family hates fish and sees it as poor people food.

@welcometotheinternet574 Ай бұрын

@@yoyo777OMG as a Spaniard that is soo interesting because a long time ago many of us also held that standard, seeing fish as a poor people’s food rather than curated meat. It is sooo cool to see how many cultural similarities still uphold from when Sephardics were in Sepharad…

@alexas5260 10 ай бұрын

If that's real horseradish, you're brave af

@florianlang6212 10 ай бұрын

horseradish aint red though, also it goes mild pretty quickly if you leave it out

@alexas5260 10 ай бұрын

@@florianlang6212 in my country we make it with beets, so it's red and consistency looked similar

@OneHellOfASandwich 10 ай бұрын

Horseradish can be a number of colors. A local sandwich shop has a cranberry horseradish near me. Looks a lot like that.

@disorganizedbones8139 10 ай бұрын

By his reaction, it's most likely real

@mr.bender1692 10 ай бұрын

@@OneHellOfASandwichGood lord. Cranberry and horseradish?! That sounds like something you would put together as a kid and dare your friend to try. 🤢🤮

@cult-of-sporque 10 ай бұрын

I don't miss my ex wife, but I do miss her family. Her aunt's matza ball soup genuinely tasted like love in a bowl.

@ellebell9139 10 ай бұрын

It... uh... comes in a box 😅 it always tastes like that

@Mmannk 10 ай бұрын

@@ellebell9139do you think all cakes come in cake mix boxes? Matzo ball soup had to start somewhere 😂

@phoney2627 10 ай бұрын

@@ellebell9139Do you think no one ever makes matza ball soup from scratch?

@peeta_mellark 10 ай бұрын

@@phoney2627 Plenty of people. My mother makes it for Passover every year and it's absolutely delicious. She makes everything homemade except, of course, the matzoh meal.

@dill3056 10 ай бұрын

pipe her and get the recipe

@boblyith 3 ай бұрын

you’re all laughing but i went to poland to visit my family for the first time last christmas and honest to god i was served a bowl of straight mayonnaise with some peas floating on top. at four pm.

@jevinliu4658 3 күн бұрын

How is your family alive lmao

@michelleh.5225 2 күн бұрын

That would be the trauma

@ackthegreat6697 Күн бұрын

You made me hungry now. I love that salad.

@Noobixm Ай бұрын

Bro got the 1916 trench warfare experience with that horseradish💀

@frogogogo 10 ай бұрын

That shudder at the end was *mint*

@user-73a 10 ай бұрын

ya totally *rad*

@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATE 10 ай бұрын

yall gonna end up like Kanye watching this

@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATE 10 ай бұрын

they reprogramming her rn

@frogogogo 10 ай бұрын

@@eatshityoutube588 black Shaggy, but sure lol

@laughisfun2003 4 ай бұрын

@@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATEyou have schizophrenia

@DaBellMonkey 10 ай бұрын

I love how you could see the actual confusion and concern in the first clip like he was about to break character 😂

@scrunt8223 10 ай бұрын

personally I enjoyed watching his genuine suffering while eating the horseradish

@laneythelame 10 ай бұрын

He was HOLDING BACKKK lmaooo

@stoneagealienz874 10 ай бұрын

what do you mean about to he full on broke lol

@reb0tco678 23 күн бұрын

It's not confusion, that stuff is spicy as sht hes trying not to cry

@Exploding_Bagels 8 күн бұрын

The light left your eyes when you took a bite of the horse radish.

@joesmo3722 Ай бұрын

That’s literally just all ethnic Eastern European food. If it’s gelatinous, white/gray and tastes like dirt, it’s from Eastern Europe

@dragonmaster3207 24 күн бұрын

Or Britain.

@joesmo3722 24 күн бұрын

@@dragonmaster3207 no British food has the ability to have no flavour at all no matter what’s in it

@ouishi9447 20 күн бұрын

@@dragonmaster3207 Britan get’s a bad rep, they made fish and chips, the classic english breakfast and tikka masala. Those should already have saved it from the current trash tier, and put it way over other countries that deserve to get bullied like probably all scandinvian countries, russia, mabye germany and poland?

@lucasfragoso7634 17 күн бұрын

I blaim the Soviets.

@byrne8509 10 күн бұрын

@@lucasfragoso7634 Sooo....Jews?

@swordofseals33 Жыл бұрын

As a Jew, Im laughing my ass off! Too true, too perfect

@revelation20232 11 ай бұрын

Not surprised Jewish food isn't that great. You guys don't have a good track record with ovens

@chaimzanvil 11 ай бұрын

As another Jew I can confirm it’s tru

@spudwickthrockmorton2112 11 ай бұрын

As a jew, I’m not actually a jew

@nussknacker9827 11 ай бұрын

Did this kind of food really exist?

@ramzeezthamightygod 11 ай бұрын

@@nussknacker9827yes, it’s disgusting. I always hated the food at certain events. There’s good things too that our families make but at like community things all the food was like this usually 🤮

@rileyxsko 4 ай бұрын

I was adopted into a Jewish family and let me tell you fam, going from soul food to this was a major shock.

@DestructionOfRome 2 ай бұрын

Thats just child cruelty tbh.

@intensestare5027 2 ай бұрын

praying for you man

@zitools 2 ай бұрын

Wait a minute. This is all real?

@Isntmycatcute 2 ай бұрын

Well yeah, thats why isrealies act like the actual palestinians by stealing there food and clothes and calling it theres becuase they cant stand whats really theres@@zitools

@ExMeroMotu9 2 ай бұрын

I would have been ousted by the house by the end of the week.

@Transchickadee Ай бұрын

Schpipenbipkis, my favorite

@jacobhholt 3 ай бұрын

Some traditions were found by necessity in the wake to overcome poverty or persecution, so let's say we live in better times, let's eat better food. Shalom!!

@0rbeez 11 ай бұрын

There’s a reason my family skips right to the brisket lol

@saturnzrose 10 ай бұрын

And this time y'all aren't the brisket

@BullSheeper 10 ай бұрын

@@saturnzrose😂

@MDestroyerX 10 ай бұрын

My Bubbie makes FIRE banana bread and Jewish apple cake and Matzah balls and soup

@AnimatedCrab 10 ай бұрын

Exactly

@BigTunaTunes 10 ай бұрын

@@MDestroyerXwhat an amazing 3 things you can eat along with everyone else

@catgooberthe 4 ай бұрын

As a jewish person, the horseradish was painfully accurate 💀

@luistsethlikai4199 2 ай бұрын

Especially at Passover Sedar 😭

@Your_service_ 2 ай бұрын

❤

@sexygirlmax2019 2 ай бұрын

what does your profile pic mean? 🤨

@Twilight55685 2 ай бұрын

Free Palestine🇵🇸>💩🇮🇱

@Robitrium-B 2 ай бұрын

If I like horseradish, would I like this purple version?

@Deadbodyintheriver 2 ай бұрын

As a Jewish person, can confirm.

@bojkotluca9965 Ай бұрын

I'm Eastern European and I can tell you, this feels like home too 😭

@Croziuz Күн бұрын

A beloved cookie in Denmark is called "Jew Cookies" Well.. Because it's shaped like a coin...

@Shockguey Ай бұрын

British Food: "Yall owe me an apology"

@canny_linguist 19 күн бұрын

*Beans on toast has entered the chat*

@Shockguey 19 күн бұрын

@@canny_linguist I'm Mexican. I've ate beans & tortilla for 50% of my life. Nothing wrong with beans on toast. "But they're sweet" Don't make me call the Asians.

@canny_linguist 19 күн бұрын

@@Shockguey Oh no, I love beans. Even those pinto beans in chilli con carne. Can't get enough of 'em.

@Shmapion 10 ай бұрын

"Tastes like chauulk" 💀

@TreySkidmore07 10 ай бұрын

That line killed me

@eljahack 8 ай бұрын

I laugh at “schtipenbipkis” like a maniac every time

@user-zk9ld6xf7k 6 ай бұрын

Dawg how did you find out how to spell that

@antoniakenzie 6 ай бұрын

I'M SO GLAD I'm not the only one 😂😂

@arielZadok 6 ай бұрын

Thats offensive and not true... Actually as a Jewish i can tell you we don't have our own food... Its just foods from different places

@DawrinChawes 6 ай бұрын

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@@arielZadok a large amount of Jewish peoples had to form in to insular communities all across Europe to avoid discrimination That along with the fact that Judaism has its own rules around food means that ofc Jewish food is a thing And of course it’s from all over the place because they were Jewish communities from France to To Pakistan

@brycemaskell4806 6 ай бұрын

@arielZadok that sucks video is still funny

@mors134 10 күн бұрын

Makes British food look palatable.

@HaHa00193 2 күн бұрын

Beans on toast moment

@lunchbagcosmos Ай бұрын

My Jewish teacher in college brought Gefilte fish and horse radish on class. I was too generous with the radish and I could not stop sniveling and crying the rest of the class. That stuff is dangerous.

@jaysonham2352 6 ай бұрын

The only people who saw British food and said "Oh yeah check this shit out"

@iamnooneiamnoone3591 5 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha so funny 😐

@Jack_Flapper 5 ай бұрын

“Finally, something palatable that won’t burn my delicate little baby tongue!” -brits😂 Edit: Damn bro some brits got upset by my joke and tried to start a debate with me under a comedy sketch, that’s pretty sad. Edit2: They’re still going, damn dude I really set them off. 😂 whoopsie!

@ambivvvvvvvvvalence 5 ай бұрын

@@iamnooneiamnoone3591 We all think so too 😂😂

@oll708 4 ай бұрын

It's worse then British food

@jaysonham2352 4 ай бұрын

@@oll708 You have identified the joke

@Circuitssmith 11 ай бұрын

Schtippenbipkis had me wheezing, as the child of a New York City Jew, the relatability poured out of this video.

@generalsmiddy5948 11 ай бұрын

@@user-uq9ez7bf4xyou didn't try hard enough to spell "too"

@jamiecriggs5257 11 ай бұрын

I didn't even think Schtippenbipkis was a real thing people ate.

@Circuitssmith 11 ай бұрын

@@jamiecriggs5257 It’s not. But it’s a very good parody.

@brandcack4117 10 ай бұрын

Super relatable, luckily my mom also makes brisket on Passover because I never liked that ish😂

@1992jkwj 10 ай бұрын

you mean Jew York

@opticfloyyyd 2 ай бұрын

I’m so glad my wife is Sephardic… thank you Hashem

@DanielPerez-jm6nt 2 ай бұрын

Yes because sephardic way better food than ashkenazi

@yoyo777 2 ай бұрын

@@DanielPerez-jm6nt100%

@Hollyh666 16 күн бұрын

Never felt luckier to be Sephardic

@BLMacab 15 күн бұрын

666 tho?

@Hollyh666 15 күн бұрын

@@BLMacab quite literally just my lucky number

@KrasMazovHatesYourGuts 12 күн бұрын

Oh yeah, you guys have amazing cuisine. Your people pretty much mastered the art of frying.

@bewareofsasquatch 11 ай бұрын

He was about to start laughing on the first bit. The way he said “chalk” too 😂

@eddiedemayo934 11 ай бұрын

"Stibbled bilbkish" 😂😂😂

@Circuitssmith 11 ай бұрын

“Chooawk”

@leonardticsay8046 10 ай бұрын

The tri-state area “squawk”. Chocolate, dog, talk.

@Circuitssmith 10 ай бұрын

@@leonardticsay8046 And the classic coffee.

@mackenziecoleman8103 10 ай бұрын

⁠@@Circuitssmithoff

@Raddkann 11 ай бұрын

“covered in a thin film” got me bro i can’t stop laughing 😭

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 ай бұрын

the only skin allowed, is on top of that- whatever it was.

@debbiebishop86 3 ай бұрын

Cholent is the MVP of "looks disgusting tastes delicious"

@Yulandapotee423 9 күн бұрын

He needs to run for president!!! This man has been 400 different characters perfectly 😂😂😂😅

@ChelseyIsATotal5SOSFan 10 ай бұрын

“Horse radish…oh, ehhh.” I felt that one 😂

@johnhasagun 8 ай бұрын

Honest reaction, no acting at the end. Lol

@LightWorker-mp6mf 7 ай бұрын

🥺🥺🤮

@tutel9496 12 күн бұрын

Top 10 Times actor weren't acting:

@mushroomy9899 7 ай бұрын

Ashkenazi food is really like this 90% of the time and then that 10% it hits ungodly hard

@mushroomy9899 7 ай бұрын

then again that 10% is mostly stolen from the germans so, eh.

@majormelon8855 6 ай бұрын

Agreed lmao

@MoneyMeNow 6 ай бұрын

The amount likes on this comment, 109… interesting 🤔

@santsi7306 6 ай бұрын

Lol memories 😂😂😂

@sophiasophiasophia 6 ай бұрын

Agreed.... Challah, latkes, hamentaschen, matzo ball soup all go incredibly hard. The rest of it though 😒

@Garethprice1979 2 ай бұрын

The dog.... "where's that gelatinous fishloaf at?"😂

@feodorfiorina7835 2 ай бұрын

Was laughing hard already because of all the hilarious comments about this hilarious short. Yours was the cherry on top. I'm writing through tears 😭

@komradenikolai Ай бұрын

These foods were made by Ashkenazi jews. Most of the time, Ashkenazis were regulated to the Ghettos, not allowed to buy food at the markets, or trade goods, so they had to forage in trash and improvise food to keep from starving to death. So yes, while these may sound terrible, it helped an oppressed group (my people) stay alive during hard times.

@michelleh.5225 2 күн бұрын

Ngl, the food actually looks good to me (i'm autistic and like bland, simple food)

@user-ng3ox9ii5v 10 ай бұрын

Bro took a mean spoon of Horseradish at the end. Thats dedication ma dude. Goddamn bro.

@jopejipper3219 10 ай бұрын

That's to kill all the bacteria in your stomach from the rest of the food

@nodeloliver6201 2 ай бұрын

You could see in his eyes the regret and pain.

@spiritbx1337 10 ай бұрын

After eating mana in the desert for 40 years they must have completely destroyed their tastebuds...

@GalacticCerealbox 10 ай бұрын

Rawr- i Think i fell in love w u over Reading your humor

@nathanseper8738 10 ай бұрын

HAHAHA!

@captainoofmerica2478 10 ай бұрын

@@GalacticCerealboxWhat in the world 😨

@heythere8318 10 ай бұрын

Ashkenazi Jewish food is mostly flavorless pickled/gelatinized fish, animal fat, and cheap vegetables (cabbage, carrots, etc) without any flavor because Ashkenazi Jews were the jewish people who lived in Europe for centuries and were heavily persecuted and isolated and in extreme poverty, and they didn’t have the money or resources for fresh food, quality food, quality cooking methods, spices, etc. But ashkenazi jews are only one sub-ethnicity of jews and are not representative of all jews

@DarkEmptyRoom 9 ай бұрын

@@GalacticCerealboxI’m gonna go get my bleach, see ya.

@日本語パンダ 10 күн бұрын

Israeli Jewish food is so good bro

@bobbyjamesramsey4860 Ай бұрын

I've come back to this so many times and rewatched it I love it

@Addisxn_ 10 ай бұрын

“CREAM SAUWSE”

@Chizzard 9 ай бұрын

“Tastes like chawwwkkk”

@Drareg_Espanol 9 ай бұрын

💀

@-not-here- 8 ай бұрын

"SPIPINBIPKIS!!!"

@stthomasmore4811 3 ай бұрын

"You've nevah hadth gefILTE!?" - the mouth downturn of surprise/disgust 😂

@connorcohen7258 Ай бұрын

I’m Jewish and even I have no idea why we eat that stuff lol it’s nasty

@ryomahoffman6803 6 күн бұрын

My Jewish grandmother passed away in 2021 so I have to make my own Jewish shlop now😔

@CheeseTriangles 20 сағат бұрын

This man is NOT suicidal

@ryanpowers7083 8 ай бұрын

I love how there was no pause when he said "it takes like chalk". He was just like "the driest, crumbliest cookies taste like chalk."

@sonyblank1487 7 ай бұрын

It's an accurate way of how Jews talk. Like how Japanese people will leave out the subject of a sentence, Jews will frequently create a double sentence by putting the subject last and continuing from there. It's a very unique cadence.

@warweasel2832 7 ай бұрын

Ah, the Yiddish Semicolon; For when you come up with a better way to say what you’re saying before you’ve finished saying it the first way.

@ryanpowers7083 7 ай бұрын

@@sonyblank1487 it's funny because I am an American that lived in Japan for 8 years and I didn't even know Japanese people did that because Japanese is impossible to learn

@sonyblank1487 7 ай бұрын

@ryanpowers7083 if you've never been interested in language then of course it'll seem weird and impossible, but it's mainly about learning sentence structure. People who don't care about learning languages aren't gonna be aware of how to learn a language

@terrybull1534 6 ай бұрын

What?? Nuh uh!!

@mr.buttram2837 11 ай бұрын

I had friends who were Ashkanazi Jews and you would not believe how hard their moms and grandmas tried to sell me on the food. I'm Danish so I'm used to weird stuff like pickled foods but it was not a great time.

@padraigsheridan8316 11 ай бұрын

Azkaban jews have friends? Really?

@peterstation 11 ай бұрын

@@padraigsheridan8316nice

@TheSteam02 11 ай бұрын

@@padraigsheridan8316 Azka-what 💀

@unisexlettuce 10 ай бұрын

@@padraigsheridan8316 Azkaban got me dying 💀

@idontcare7340 10 ай бұрын

@@padraigsheridan8316Somehow that still made sense

@ormakifffff 6 күн бұрын

Gefilte with horseradish is pretty lit though

@pinkeysherbet7249 11 күн бұрын

The brisket is delicious tho y’all nailed that

@ridge9577 10 ай бұрын

His dedication to eating a whole spoon full of horse radish and then regretting it is what's funny

@michalena8695 10 ай бұрын

His poor poor nose there’s no coming back from that😢😂

@GMCLabs 10 ай бұрын

That was probably the most paletable thing in the whole video! If I had to eat a spoonful of any of that, Id pick the HR too!

@bodyofhope 10 ай бұрын

@@michalena8695 his nose and brain are on fire to this very day.

@nekkoskrilla6750 10 ай бұрын

That's a TRUE SINUS OPENER!!

@cyanidegrapes 10 ай бұрын

@@GMCLabsover cottage cheese? Really???

@someguy4384 10 ай бұрын

I mean..he really did nail those cookies tho.

@masonstrauss674 10 ай бұрын

Cmon tho those cookies did hit different

@gzxphoyt2800 9 күн бұрын

Love that he just slowly breaks character as the options are just more disgusting😂

@user-fq6ow8tw1k Күн бұрын

As a jewish person can confirm

@sarar.1932 11 ай бұрын

The whole spoon of horseradish! True commitment.

@ders972 10 ай бұрын

Where is horseradish red?

@sarar.1932 10 ай бұрын

@ders972 Sometimes it is dyed with beet juice- for the ~color~

@ders972 10 ай бұрын

@@sarar.1932 I realized after I asked it was stupid to ask KZfaq so I googled it. My whole life I only saw white horseradish.... I didn't know it was also sold in beet juice.

@Tonto69 10 ай бұрын

the little gags killed me😭

@thatone_guy125 10 ай бұрын

@@ders972 There is a normal person in youtube replies?!

@ramoncampbell4469 10 ай бұрын

I can’t believe how dedicated you are for that last piece proud of you 👏🏼

@davidLikeyVids 10 ай бұрын

The shudder he does at the end, I laughed and felt bad for him.

@561REALTLK 15 күн бұрын

That chosen people comment took me out😂😂😂

@thefbiman2116 15 күн бұрын

Even Jewish people in the comments are like "yeah we don't miss it either"

@dillydillyder 10 ай бұрын

The “we truly are the chosen people” got me

@kaziered 6 ай бұрын

If this is the metric we are using, I think Nigerians are the chosen, their food is the bomb

@domino-dude 6 ай бұрын

@@kaziered Mexicans:

@Shnitzel_Affe 6 ай бұрын

@@kazieredUnless we're talking about desert, white people make the best deserts

@WarrensWorld112 6 ай бұрын

@@Shnitzel_Affewhite people deserts are def fire but mexicans got the best everything bro then after Mexicans its asians and after them its carribean people then black people

@NukaColaKris 6 ай бұрын

@WarrensWorld112 Mexican food is pretty much Spanish food, and Spaniards are white. As well as most Mexicans being white or heavily mixed with it.

@CouchPortatoe 10 ай бұрын

As an Ashki Jew this is so true. A lot of our food is weird, although there are exceptions. My favorite dish is Sefardi, Moroccan Salmon

@lilpetz500 10 ай бұрын

I looked that salmon up, and that sounds lovely and like a refined version of what I'd put together as a comfort meal. I grew up with a Siciliian Greek father figure who taught me how to cook, so fish, olive oil, Mediterranean spices are all firmly staples in my cooking, I'm surprised how familiar the recipes I found just now were.

@DuchDude 10 ай бұрын

Wait, does Moroccan food count as Ashkenazi?? Thought that it's Mizrahi food, you know, like cuscus or hraime

@lobsterjohnson8642 10 ай бұрын

@@DuchDudeJews like to claim things they had no part in making as their own. They've been doing it in the middle east, North Africa and Europe for thousands of years.

@SomaIipirate 10 ай бұрын

Moroccan? That’s not ur food

@DuchDude 10 ай бұрын

@@SomaIipirate lady, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but my grandma was born and breed Moroccan she lived on cuscus and hraime and spenje. And even after her family were forced to leave Morocco after things got violent with the jews she and her family continued to hold ages long traditions and food from where they came - don't tell me what is or isn't my food!

@LoafyNeverClear 23 күн бұрын

The warm carrot is probably the most edible part in that dish😭

@pickled_cactus4422 Ай бұрын

That gag at the end was the purest form of disgust I've ever heard in my life

@soumyasharan6318 10 ай бұрын

The little shake of regret after chowing down a whole spoon of horseradish. Amazing dedication to the craft

@thedigitalrealm7155 10 ай бұрын

Yep. A whole spoonful has got to be.... Intense.

@DDD-sl7xp 10 ай бұрын

You don't just eat horseradish. You add it to other dishes to add flavor they lack.

@jule8280 Жыл бұрын

Eastern European food be like-

@iknow287 Жыл бұрын

Nah, we have better options. It's the Eastern European *JEWS* who had to eat scraps of the table and cover it in chicken fat.

@BBarNavi Жыл бұрын

that's where it comes from

@idrinkgasoline72 Жыл бұрын

nah eastern european food is potato cabbage carrot and tap water soup

@jule8280 Жыл бұрын

@@idrinkgasoline72 and Borsht

@lergia 11 ай бұрын

@@idrinkgasoline72 its called “schi” by the way

@ericmykietyn360 2 күн бұрын

“Taste like chalk” yes yes they do

@nahumhabte6210 2 ай бұрын

Mizrahis looking ashamed😂

@samuelburton302 5 ай бұрын

That bite of horseradish killed me then brought me back 3 days later

@vinaldfrancis2405 4 ай бұрын

🤔😂🤣😭 that one got me

@themonkes-zk6sz 4 ай бұрын

Let me guess you were crucified and stoned?

@DeeLite220 4 ай бұрын

Same! 😂 he committed to the bit 🤣

@MusicismoreImportant 4 ай бұрын

Meorav yerushalmi, horseradish, cheese blintzes, dried fruit compote, matzo brei, lekach, passover sponge cake, pickled green peppers, Mohn kichel , pastrami and corned beef, sable romanian tenderloin, silan,tzimmes, sufganiyot 🇮🇱

@DontInterractWithMeBetween9-5. 3 ай бұрын

Dislike because of the brought me back 3 days later

@nataWHAT 6 ай бұрын

This is funny, but for anyone wondering - some of the awful tasting stuff is actually intentional. Like eating bitter herbs literally as a reminder of the bitterness and tears from enslavement. We are intentionally torturing ourselves lol

@e.alexander1869 6 ай бұрын

Gotta dip it in the salt water 😋

@allbirdsareedible 5 ай бұрын

Why did they do this? Why couldn't we just go the soul food route?

@triarii9257 5 ай бұрын

@e.alexander1869 what does that do to the herbs? And how do you eat it?

@Trobtwillis 5 ай бұрын

@@triarii9257 At Passover, bitter herbs like horseradish are eaten with lettuce, and then on matzahs. There's sweet tasting stuff too, like apples & walnuts.

@Isador7 4 ай бұрын

Y'all're more dramatic than the Catholics goddamn.

@youngjiggymf1704 Ай бұрын

“We truly are the chosen people” had me fuckin cryin🤣

@ericsyc358 2 ай бұрын

This man didnt even break when he did british food jewish food is on a whole nother level 🤣🤣

@The1AndOnly6133 10 ай бұрын

“bubbies famous… SPIPINGIPIHS!!”

@selectaselections 9 ай бұрын

Why he didn't made that the last, I'm rolling 😂😂😂 if it is a real name, let me know.

@Bram25 7 ай бұрын

You never had any SPIPIGIPIHS?!" Its taste is amazing. (compared to gulag slob)

@MonkeyFace2421 7 ай бұрын

Bubbie not mummie it means grandmother in Yiddish

@michaelbiscotti9031 6 ай бұрын

SPIPINGIPIHS!!"

@JaxdoesArt 5 ай бұрын

I don’t know whether the fact it came from a deli tin makes it better or worse

@angelswithmolotovs9857 4 ай бұрын

sometimes jewish food is like this and then sometimes it’s the most mouthwateringly perfect bread you’ve ever eaten in your entire life (challah)

@DeeLite220 4 ай бұрын

Agree. I moved two hours east of LA to a smallish town and I MISS the food tbh. The cravings for Matzoh Ball soup, challah and other good bread, latkes, brisket, good lox 🫠🤤 are REAL lol. Palm Springs is the closest place I can get any now and it’s an hour away.

@warweasel2832 4 ай бұрын

And Jewish Deli food is peak East Coast Americana

@michaelswiggart5673 4 ай бұрын

the best thing you could think of is...bread.

@thatGuy-wm2cr 3 ай бұрын

@@michaelswiggart5673literally just bread.

@juwebles4352 3 ай бұрын

I’d be more surprised if they COULD fuck up bread

@elani Ай бұрын

I may have judged British food too harshly

@blaze0750 13 күн бұрын

First time i saw this dude break character that must taste diabolical

@veneratlazulum2033 10 ай бұрын

I'm not Jewish, but matzo ball soup slaps, though.

@FlowersSmellFine 10 ай бұрын

As a Jew yes it does

@AB-yw2xc 10 ай бұрын

It don't get much better than some good mahtza

@Gruwg2024 9 ай бұрын

I like mozzerella yes

@CallmeRexy 9 ай бұрын

I saw that one Sims!

@Taalul 9 ай бұрын

As a Jew I used to love it but I don’t anymore

@TL-is8pk Жыл бұрын

I'm missing my Bubbeh's chalky cookies.

@whatup_trivial 11 ай бұрын

Mine always made cake ❤

@terig8974 11 ай бұрын

Chalky cookies are the best with a good cup of tea.

@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse 10 ай бұрын

i miss the "shut up while we're at church" pocket candies that always taste like someone is trying to strangle a butterscotch down my throat.

@mimibunny1994 9 күн бұрын

Jewish food looks like the crap you make when the fridge is almost empty and youre broke til friday 🤣

@happypiano4810 5 күн бұрын

That’s where it came from.

@DW2TONE 5 күн бұрын

The laugh from behind the camera 😂😂

@zackadamec9332 11 ай бұрын

Man's almost broke character at the beginning and had me dying 😂

@bradleymiller437 10 ай бұрын

Yeah. Him trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness has me pulling a rib. 😂😂😂

@hunters6940 Жыл бұрын

I was wheezing by the end of this. So freaking accurate.

@user-rw1he2gm4c 25 күн бұрын

They are the chosen people but not the chosen cooks

@jasmink3841 15 күн бұрын

cottage cheese is good i will not stand for this cottage cheese slander

@ultimateninjaboi 10 ай бұрын

"HORSERADISH!" gave me legit flashbacks.

@nextdoorghost 7 ай бұрын

oh my god the dry ass cookies 😭😭 every family gathering and whenever theres a little nosh sesh after a service theres always at least one platter of those hellspawns

@fusionthesinner 5 ай бұрын

???

@Your-Local-Animator 4 ай бұрын

At this point, I just eat them to be polite

@gilbertwilson9093 4 ай бұрын

Even Judaism opposes transgenderism lol. Despite how many rabbi's say it doesn't, the word of God does not support your kind.

@bj2840 17 сағат бұрын

Still more flavor than the entirety of the UK combined

@Spookysausage 22 күн бұрын

It’s a bunch of food from other countries that they were in and got kicked out of

@julieeldridge8760 10 ай бұрын

This hit my feed at the perfect time- the eve of Yom Kippur for my Jewish friends. Chag sameach 💜💜💜

@rich2583 10 ай бұрын

Yum smegma

@derangedcrouton1864 10 ай бұрын

Chag sameach

@icecream-zi7sc 10 ай бұрын

… Yom Kippour is a Fast though. You can’t eat.

@avidee4300 10 ай бұрын

@@icecream-zi7scyou eat a lot of food with family a few hours before so you can fill up.. then you fast for a whole day and have a small meal at the end

@jacobm6617 10 ай бұрын

Thank you, but it was not the eve of yom kippur, it was rosh hashanah. And for yom kippur you wouldn’t say chag sameach, yom kippur is a pretty solemn day :)

@valeriereaves4096 5 ай бұрын

I'm a black man and used to work for some Jewish people who usually offered me to try some of their food, believe me it wasn't bad at all,, you just had to not look at it much, but I liked a lot of it and am glad now that I had the opportunity to try it. I still eat lox and lox cheese

@Randomdive 5 ай бұрын

I go to this one Jewish deli exclusively for the bagels, lox, and the literal 6 pickles that come with every meal

@robynnsong 5 ай бұрын

I’m dying at “you just had to not look at it much” 😂

@roo.pzz4380 4 ай бұрын

Bagels with lox is the best thing to ever exist

@Isador7 4 ай бұрын

Bagels and lox goes so hard in the morning

@mlev1111 4 ай бұрын

LOX CHEESE 😭