Right! What's up why that? I mean, Come On! I'm 64 had one child, a girl in 1977 no way was I the ideal dad but I worked and took her to school every day, single dad. She's in her early 40's now been married since 1998, whats that 25 years? Recently we were getting along great She and my son in law were coming over at least once a week sometime twice a week, we were making plans to go do things like the shooting range and fishing, I even purchased a fishing license, then out of nowhere he get a blood clot in his leg. What'd they call it? Box something or other and they ended up amputation his leg. Now she's having to take up the slack at their business and is so busy we don't get to see each other, haven't seen them for over a year now. We're hoping to go to the range this summer. It's been that way my entire life everytime things start to go great something happens. It's like I told someone, seems like everytime I get back in the saddle someone shoots my horse out from under me. I'm not feeling sorry for myself, lord knows Roy her husband has really been through it, but I really miss the time we were spending together. So back as you say sitting in my car by myself lol. No really the stereo is better in there lol.🤷‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙋‍♂️

I dont think its because of the kids. He just never used to swear in his bits - thats it

Respect??? HA HA HA.... Yea caus its not like its his JOB and DUTY already... Lol, Einstein

Now your name is starting to make sense

​@@szymongrabarczyk3561 EXACTLY, its his job.... This "sped" is foolish lol

@@TheTManShow Its not that easy to be a good comedian without swearing. The majority flok is easy to satisfy. They will laugh at every other curseword. These stand up comics who don't do it need some skills to compensate. There are not many who even try and even fewer that are good at it. Brewer strong sides are impressions and story telling. Hes also very animated on stage.

It sounds terrible but I sit my kids in front of Netflix when I'm sick. They almost never get to watch TV all day so it's like a holiday for them when Dad's sick.

Well his oldest one is like 17 now...

+Jeffrey Riley This is my new favorite comedian, and he started decades ago!

+Jeffrey Riley check out his Heavy Metal stand up :D:D:D yeeeeeah Metallicaaaaaa yeeeeeah :D

+Jeffrey Riley usually he sits down. thudthum dhhsssjj

Where have you BEEN

😂😂 *knee slap*

Haha dude you should be a comedian, seriously, you need to dump a body, you're hammered and hit a tree call me

+codzomz yeah that guy is suspect as fuck. hes coming with us.

Guyver2391 lmfaoooo

Guyver2391 lmaoooooooo

Long live paint

D. Norbut he truly is talented

Nobody who's not a father could tell that story.

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So is the waking up an hour and a half ago! ;)

really haha does it work?

@@johncase8534 yes only with the crunchy peanut butter

That part cracked me up...😂😂🤣🤣

Leo Maysonet I don’t even have kids and that part had me rolling 🤣

Been down that road

Mine is pickles, water advil

@@lopeza.8046 crazy, pickles have a ton of salt, but whatever works for people, works..

@@ryannebarlow9213 it's funny right? But for some reason they do help me. Idunno, or drinking pickle juice.

@@lopeza.8046 This is going to gross you out, but sometimes I ate peanut butter and pickle sandwiches. Totally awesome when you're messed up lol.

@@lopeza.8046 Pickle juice actually has a bunch of health benefits after drinking,,, as long as you're property hydrated

Da Triton HAHA I DID THAT TO MY DAD WHEN I WAS LIKE 5

Da Triton lmfaoooooo

Mine would've straight up kicked me out of bed cause she gets hungry so early in the morning.

Hhaha my son did this too me.. It was cute and frustrating

😂

Yup

christine9090 Jim’s are notorious for that.

christine9090 lol foreal though

Better yet, stop drinking and stay stopped. It's one of the worst drugs you can take and does absolutely nothing for you in the long run except drain your bank account and waste your time. Life's too short. If it's the only thing in life to look forward to, I'd have a rethink about it.

@@Chris-lz1fs I need a drink just reading this.

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I wish at least 1 % of that would stay with us as we become adults.

armin38822 im sure it does..

Oh yeah Jim really nailed the melee that ensues when kids wake up lol it’s like being in hell when it’s happening but you always look back and remember how funny it is.

Mom's as well ❤

Same here

Stop overpopulating the planet.

depends on how many kids you have!!!

This is also true.

I wouldn't call it a cure but it sure takes the edge off... :)

For me it makes the hangover worse.

tried to explain that to my boss and got a written warning

For me just amplifies my "hangxiety"

Thats what ive always said! Its literally the only thing that ever worked 4 me