You can't die Jim! You still need to be able to take a wizz on Vince Russo's grave!

Heyman looks like he ain't got 15 minutes left. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Big Swole sound like something that requires antifungal cream, a penicillin shot and or yoghurt for two to three weeks.

"NXT where you admire the athletes. AEW is one where you think you can been one of the athletes" - Jim Cornette

"You're not the only one feeling Shanghaied after that intro" 🤣🤣🤣

1:01:42 AEW & NXT Review!

Fess up, you about had a heart attack at the start too.

Jim will have to use his strength of will to survive. How else is he gonna piss on Russo's grave?

"It never got going, but it never slowed down" LOL!

Wednesday Night Wars? More like: *Wednesday Night Catfight*

"So I'm shittin' myself on offense."

That was the best first 5 mins of anything on KZfaq ever. "Not just any spot..." Dude, I said "my spot" out loud like I was playing sing along with the Rock at a live event.

"I didn't even have a corona, but I got the virus" 😂😂😂

Cornette meets Dr. House would be one of the best episodes ever.

The thumbnail with doctor house is amazing. Travis does a really great job

"We got Judas and Brutus and sunshine and lolly pops and rainbows and waterfalls ... and shitting myself on offense" Now THIS is a podcast!

Jim just went "Friendship ended with Dave Meltzer" "Now Brian is my best friend"

1:01:45 Wednesday Night War reviews

HAHA these stories of Jim being sick. Best decision ever to go back and catch up on episodes I've missed.

I agree Jake Hager needs a squash match if he’s supposed to be this huge enforce

Jim Cornette 3:16 says I just Fried your Chicken!

Please Get Well Jim We All Love You!💖

"Penelope and Kip, I can't even believe I'm saying those names on a wrestling program, fucking hell..." LMAO.

Jim liked a young bucks match 😁😉😂

The blacksmith shop was in the part of town where Old Jake and and his retired friends often gathered to spit, whittle, and meander around. Old Jake fancied himself to be of high intellect and a quick study, however and he was alone in that opinion. He never let on there was anything he didn't know. Jake was also inclined to visit the blacksmith, though the blacksmith did not encourage him. One day Old Jake ambled on by the blacksmith shop just after a horseshoe was hung on the metal firewall to cool. It had only seconds ago lost it's reddish-white tint that they have when first out of the fire. Old Jake figured that he would freely inspect the shoe and offer an unsolicited critique of the blacksmith's work. He reached for the horseshoe hanging on the firewall and picked it up. Jake immediately slammed the shoe back onto the metal firewall with a clang and jammed his burnt hand into his pants while attempting to hide his pain and stifle a scream. The blacksmith saw all this and with a smile said, "That shoe was too hot to handle, wasn't it?" Jake asserted, "Nope. It just don't take me long to look at a horseshoe."

The drunk Hangman is him dealing with him wanting his singles run, but the bucks and Kenny won't let him leave the elite.

Jim probably holds the record for ‘most times someone has shat themselves during a single wrestling match’.

"A vignette video that's obviously fake." Thanks, Brian! "This is Gene Okerlund, in deepest BechaAlabamaland, on the trail of the Ugandan Giant . . . a cannibal . . . a monster in human form . . ." "There's the tooky tooky bird . . ."

I’m with Jim on the Dusty final, there was double submission spot in that final Dunne and Riddle had that should have been the finish or at the very least have Matt win the match on his own after Dunne takes the doomsday device. I was happy with that match up until that doomsday device spot. That is one of the most badass tag team wrestling moves in history, you don’t no sell it, especially taking it on the outside. Credit for inventiveness, but that match should have been cut by 5 minutes and given to Nox and Kai which had been building since November.

Is it me or is page a discount James storm when he was in tna ??

Politics 22:30

Pretty early, thanks for the upload guys. Damnit Jim you had me going with that "Last podcast ever" bullshit! 2020 and Corny still draws heat! Double edit: wait does he really have the Corona Virus?!?!

I just laughed so hard seeing this drawing of Jim with House! 😂 these need to be shirts! Need more Jim Cornette merchandise to add to my collection.

*April Fools Day* is coming-up. Brian should *secretly* record, then publicly *release* the debut Episode of the *Happy Heyman Comedy Hour* with Paul as a gag. Then Brian should record Jim's FLIP-OUT!

Jim and brian, keep up the great work!!!👍

there needs to be a "luxurious chair chair" shirt 😄

Corenette talking smack about heyman 😂😂 classic

I love 13-15 mins in when Jim said that he shit himself after dropping an elbow. Followed up by, him projectile vomiting 15 ft across the room & not hitting the wall but instead the curtain! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This has been the hardest I have laughed 😂🤣... body slammed me and I shit myself and he said you stink .... so does your work!

Hey jim let's here a little bit from nwa power

Never in his life was keith lee a heel. He just speaks like that.

Did Brian say 35 minutes into that Columbian women hate being eaten out? How would he know? And maybe it's just they don't like it from him. Lol

"Looks like someone grazed your anatomy."- House MD

Oh Brian . . . Happy Heyman. Brilliant. Still laughing.

It looks like Pro Wrestling in 10 years may go out like Roller Darby.

*Too many cooks with AEW.* And the main silly cook is the *owner.* They need to cut the crap & *do what they promised us.* So far they just blend WWE, WCW & TNA together. Everything about AEW should be *truly different & NEW.*

Oh SHIT!😃 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂laughed so hard my stomach hurts!!! He kept shitting himself in the wrestling match. Ooooh dear GoD! The pepto story is just as good!

Love the artwork. I wish Jim Cornette appeared in House!

I just found your podcast. You can't stop now.

Always entertaining, always informative informative!

Cornetto finally flipped his lid.

Not a liver spot, not my dog spot, but my spot !!!!!!! 🤚!!

Jim, Lysol apparently kills the coronavirus..lol

Gotta say I popped when Jim says he likes Judas. I could sort of feel it coming when he first mentioned it. Yes, I love it too. Good taste.

house dr.......... house oh lordyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

It's lupus.

What heaven is this? Another episode of Cornette? I’ll take it

Dr House better be on next weeks episode, preferably 45 min after eating 10 oxys

The Thumbnail really hit me good lol. Its funny cause in the House M.D show it is known that House is a big Monstertruck and Wrestling fan. xD

Further to the Priest/Dijovokic impromptu match being lazily set up . . . in a "real" world, the card for the night should be set as the show goes to air. For them to approve this match on the fly, that means at least two other wrestlers got their TV time bumped to make room for them. Which means they're losing out on a payday. There should be a couple of guys absolutely fuming over this, whether it's to Regal or the wrestlers themselves. I used to hate working shows where the opening match would end in a run-in pull-apart that results in a 6-man tag for the main event later - so we didn't have the card set at first bell?! Fuck outta here.

love NXT but I do miss when it was just 60 minutes and it would usually be a few squashes to get people over and a good to great main event.

Wow chicken tonight in Lindenhurst Long Island NY I lived 5 mins away from that place. Cool!

Don’t tell me ... If he croaks, knock on wood, the Smarks and some of these Indy dudes are gonna celebrate his demise. Can I pull an AEW and break my Kayfabe with a wink to the camera now?

C'mon, Jim. You can't claim to love food without having tried Indian food. It is a feast for the eyes, nose, and mouth (and often the ears. The Indian restaurant my family and I frequent plays traditional and contemporary Indian music). Everything Brian mentioned, especially chicken tikka masala, is fucking amazing!

I really try to switch back and forth but i can’t get with the NXT audience and visuals. It looks so boring i

1:29:50 - The Fallen Angel debuted YEARS before TNA in ROH where Russo was nowhere around. And, it was over, similar to the Straight Edge Society in WWE because Daniels and his crew were 100% against what ROH was trying to present.

Great now we have heat with China 😉

Adam Pages drinking angle is basically Scott Halls drinking angle back in WCW

Damn I came here thinking he’d talk about watching house

Corny my man you are gonna looooooooooose your shit when Omega joins the Dork Order

I love the song Judas. Honestly I didn’t think Jerichos Fozzy would make anything good but I was wrong and now I listen to this song all the time.

He's right I only watch like one women's match per show I dont want to see that over and over

34:40 best moment ever lol

JCE 3:16 says I whooped your ass.

OKay, at the 3:31 mark. It sure sounds like Jim is describing have Man-O-Pause. XD

hilarious as always

Brooklyn Bowl has been rated best fried chicken in NYC a few yeArs ago.

I love the essential part of the Experience. This episode I couldn't get passed the 25 Min mark. Started with good satire, but switched to more Trump rant, more against Christians rant, can't wait for the hate on white people rant again etc. Please give us the take on the wrestling which most of us originally got hooked on the experience

This has to be a Rib im only 5 mins in so the rib could be revealed lol Corney gets Corona from a Chinese takeaway? lmao

Jim there was a new Roller Derby that was on during the attitude era. I think it aired on tnn, tbs or Spike tv. It was awesome! I remember I used to read my comics then turn on the tv and watch Roller Derby then WCW Saturday Night! Great Saturday's!

Cornette said he was gone have to nip up lmao

House md 🙂.... get well soon Jim 🖤.

Ciampa capitalizing on "fortuitous juice"...what a phenomenal WRESTLER. Love The Sicilian Psychopath

Feel better soon Jim! We need you healthy to shit on the mud shows that get carried away with themselves! 😂

Roller Derby was on tv as a double feature with WCW (Aussie version) here in Australia when we still had a wrestling show in late 1970s. It was a good mix. Skinny Minnie and Big Bertha were a couple of the main girls i think? They were full on!👍

1:04:06 Jim talks about "Judas". 1:50:00 to 01:52:28 Cole - Ciampa segment Edit: Fozzy - Painless can be considered the second part of Judas.

She’s kidnapped Tully to give him lap dances

Omg jim you're crazy😂

Best take on Trump! Keep talking about that liar!

Chicken Tika Masala is good AF

-Only Jericho and Cody will get over in AEW - A wild Moxley appears

I’m disappointed that you didn’t do any glass shattering for 316 😕

Idk about yall but Fallen Angel Daniels was absolutely hilarious to 10 or 11 year old me lol.

PLEASE don't make us wait long for that roller derby episode! I too remember the reruns of Roller Super Stars on ESPN Classic and have always been disappointed in the lack of quality information on the internet.

I'm the Republican you never thought you wanted brother lol.

59:47 DA MOTHERSHIP!

Where the Fuck is Tully Blanchard?

That was a real shitty match.LMAO

Sure do love the subject of shit lately.

Greg House: "it's NOT Wrestling".