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Probably the best thing ever said on this podcast

😂😂😂

@@alazkaalazka6087 Brian was on the floor peeing himself!

Funniest shit I've ever heard. And absurdely true

It doesn't get any better. I practically had a spit take

He would make the hottest fittest brooding twink hahahaha

I just got that part as I read this comment o fuck 😂

He said it so effortlessly too 😂😭 Hopefully there isn't any push back. I THINK it's sorta/kinda derogatory? I could be wrong. But I legit LOL'D

I definitely did a double take, like I did not expect a family man wrestling historian to know what a twink is, I was living for this whole bit 😂

This could be one of the best reviews Jim and Brian have done..I’m laughing along with them 😂

Brian sounds like he smoked a joint during that half hour

This and Cornette's review of the Football Field Fuckery and the Dinner Debonair are the only Cornette segments on my favorites for a reason.

Couldn't stop laughing,at brian laughing

I honestly play this every few days - it's so funny! Brian laughing just breaks me haha

@Last Drop Falls Come on, come on its CM Punk is the best on the mic ever but not as good as Austin and Rock

@@robint.t3538 that sentence makes no sense

@@robint.t3538 If he's not as good as Austin and Rock then he can't be the best ever on the mic.

@@InfamousRelliK He is still one of the greatest on the mic

@@InfamousRelliK ITS KILLER SPELLED BACKWARDS 😂

@NO ID she better make sure to yell and over react to the punches she takes like ol lexy

Her catchphrase could be I DON’T KNOW! and she could have a no-sell cage match with the rechristened Bruiser Brandy - this would put grabbed asses in seats

@@nickebert7453Bruiser Brandi 😂🤣 I'm dead

@ I thought it was sonny kiss in high heels and a wig

JR with that Sarcasm is Gold!

He loves to sigh doesn't he 😃 gotta love it.

@@brianstone3722 this wasn’t horrible enough for a long Sigh, he didn’t expect anything serious with this off the rip

@@tobiasfarragut292 yeah you're right I've heard worse sighs coming from corny. This review wasn't too bad at least him and Brian enjoyed the segment as much as i did.

Have you heard them listening to the cameos? They can't keep it together!

He was on the floor in hysterics at Jim detailing the never ending segment wasn't he!

He was laughing so hard he had me hurting loved it.

Roids

No she is not, I went school with her, she just takes care of her body by working out, and she is a hell of a athlete, abs and being toned doesn't mean steroids, all athlete's where we grew up take care of they body including myself

@@drlovevero you're a naive fella. I'm in the bodybuilding biz, believe me she uses enhancements bigtime

She's fine af

She's in amazing shape

He starts looking around bewildered lol.

Yes, I noticed that. They censored all the wrong words and the swears got through. This segment was train wreck to finish.

To be fair to JC he's not wrong it's awful

And Brandi ....hey that's me ...

Brandi's sexy self should always be on the show.

@@Jabbaro123 She's a baddie 😍 for sure. As a valet though.

Poochie Mode

@@alarmasatt7450 exactly. Glad there's Simpson's fans on here

Remember when they were marketing themselves as an alternative product? Lol

@@kitpalmer1583 I love how you idiot cult members always bring that up, like it's the best excuse you have for bashing it

"For the season" wasn't it

i dont think you know what a great line is

After listening to this, I will have to watch this segment again!

It was making sense until Cage and Ricky randomly jumped him

@Seth Freakin Rollins no it wasn't. Derp. No it wasn't. That's 30 comments on 3 videos. Keep em coming.

Cargill was HORRENDOUS. She sounded rehearsed AF, nothing natural about her delivery

@@leir2005 That is true. Kept pausing unnecessarily. But that aside it wasn't too bad imo

Yup. This was by far Brandi's best promo ever in AEW. She completely destroyed Jade Cargill on the mic. TKO

Brandi was on fire!

It didn’t come off as believable to me. I don’t know where she grew up, if she had to turn on the sass or if it was acting. But it felt real forced. Heffer.

@@zakunick1 Shes From Detroit. So it makes sense.

@@zakunick1 no it didn't. She's a black woman so that was all legit.

It's meant to tease him joining Team Taz.

Will Hobbs comes out after the whole things over, running to the ring late af.. but you still have to admire the effort.

And for good measure, he took his shirt off.

Aew just wants to have their own big e/keith lee on their show.

@@leehardincomedy yeah him taking the shirt off was very pointless 😂 it was hilarious and confusing at the same time imo.

@Richard Richard, Ole would've felt embarrassed working for AEW in any capacity & he was a 1000% better promo guy than Foley & Brandi.

@@TheSportsfan35 old man

@@rottinheehaw In what way am I an old man?Because I agree with Corny on his views of the business?Corny's right, there is WAY TOO MUCH comedy & bs as WAY TOO MUCH nonsensical booking of the talent in all 3 major U.S. promotions meaning Impact, WWE, & AEW.

@@TheSportsfan35 Brandi > Ole

@@rottinheehaw Just because Brandi cut 1 good promo does not put her in the same category as Ole. #1, Ole could cut a promo at a drop of a hat & not need a team of scriptwriters to tell him what to say or need 20 minutes to cut a promo like Brandi or Cargill or anyone else from today's talent. #2, Ole sold out arenas all over the Carolinas, FL & GA, I doubt Brandi if she was booked in the main event of a show probably couldn't sell out half an arena, much less the whole arena. & #3, Ole was a BELIEVABLE heel & could make anybody he was working with into a star, Brandi on the other hand couldn't put anybody over based on her own talent because she has none. She's not Ole, hell she's not even Penny Banner.

"Where's she been, PF Chang's?"

@@Oney105 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m5ybhLx_mtfco58.html Fast Forward to 26:24 .

You heard the reenactment of the Australian ring rat? 😂😂

That's an insult to WCW in 2000

great word but its bollocks

@@jhutch7354 nope taking about steers

Oh AEW would have to improve a lot to be that bad.

WCW in 2000 was still taking on (and sometimes beating) Raw in the ratings.

Willie Hobbs baby 🤣🤣🤣

@@timreid9556 and here you are

@Dreamstepper, & Jerry Springer's bs is what Vince Russo has set his booking style on. Jerry Springer's awful & same with Russo & McMahon's brand of bs.

😄

Hope they do a Spacejam cinematic match

Cody needs to remember that Shaq is a master of Shaq Fu.

Oh good lord...

@Wil Cee Well played. Although it is more sports entertainment than sport.

Mike Tyson should make another appearance on dynamite,i liked his first appearance on dynamite also my favorite fast and furious movie came on after in 2 fast 2 furious,Aew dynamite was good that night plus it had the debut of FTR,i remember it well because i was on vacation in Carolina

I'm pretty sure he ran OVW when she was there, so he should remember someone he tried to train.

If I recall, he wasn't too fond of Linda Miles during her time in OVW.

He wasn't. And the fact that he suggested comparing this woman to Linda Miles was an insult to Linda Miles was the entire point to illustrate how absolutely shit Cargill was here.

Linda Miles. Not made for the wrestling biz, but a very attractive lady

Hi connor

Hi Conner

Never knew you were in the cult of cornette. How ya doing dawg?

lol

Are you someone important? You got a tick beside your name and lots of likes. I'll check your account to figure out who you are once I get a chance.

His laugh is super contagious.

If it wasn’t for the Jerry chant they could have brought him out as Mr. J.L. to turn the WTF meter up to 11

It's what Starks had called himself when he was on NWA Power. He's really one of the best parts of aew now.

My main man on Team Taz,Ricky Starks is my guy,he's got charisma,he's a good promo,he's a nice dresser,there's only one word to describe Ricky Starks and that word is star

@@shaunc3668 I wasn't on NWA like i should have been. Stroke daddy just reminds me of Big Poppa Pump from WCW days. I love it.

@@brentbusby5726 i died when i first heard Ricky say "Stroke Daddy" on NWA. Im sure you can find that promo on KZfaq but anyway he has great potential a natural on the mic no doubt about it.

Watch Nwa Powerrr ep 2, Jim was they when Ricky starks call himself "Stroke Daddy".

Never lol

You got to admit she dont talk like that somebody from da hood coached her for this

@@andressvelezz She hired the lady from Airplane who speaks jive

I got lucky, I swallowed my Sprite about 0.34 seconds before he said it

The funniest thing about this was finding out the promo was all improv. They didn't tell her Jade was going to go out and say and do those things, so she just went out there mad and yelled at her.

@@wonipowa7542 which is why it sounded so good

I popped for the Big Mama reference

It makes sense. They both were athletes before wrestling and competed in sports that valued their height. (Miles in Volleyball, Jade Cargill for basketball respectively.)

Doug Basham probably felt a twinge in his rectal cavity, too.

@Seth Freakin Rollins its just words. If it bothers you that much go give Jim a stern talking to on twitter 😂😂

@Seth Freakin Rollins It’s what gays call younger gays. Get over yourself.

"You just gonna sit there..." As Cody STANDS

I tend to disagree with Corny on a lot of things but him and Brian are spot on here. Jades pacing and everything was just so god awful during this promo. Then Brandi comes in, and I was DYING laughing at her lines because she was just so fucking good. Brandi might have just cut a top 10 all time promo deadass

Lol I think the shit be hilarious

i wish i could enjoy anything as much as Brian enjoyed this segment

MVP?!

@Last Drop Falls she was a huge part of Cody’s presentation in the Indys and ROH. Like what Maryse was to The Miz

@@lukeochoa3450 That is an immaculate insult to Maryse. she may be a model turned wrestler but she still has more talent than Brandy ever will.

@@matthewrock4725 on the mic? No way, Brandi is leagues ahead of Maryse. Maybe not this segment but in general.

What was?

That happens to be the one thing really pissing my off about this show, I love listening to Jim and always have well since 93 but Brian's completely fake over the top huge belly laughter is getting quite unbearable at this point

@@eoinreilly3925 Nah, I’m positive his laughter is legit in cases like this 😂 you can tell it is. I find it fucking hilarious personally, and think it elevates this review into classic status but I can respect that you’re not a fan.

Same.. when she started talking I thought "did I miss Cody's giant killer run or what ?"

Agreed. And I'm a huge basketball fan but her delivery of Shaqs name was horrible. I didn't even know who she was talking about like Corny said

@Jerry Thomas Harry Potter is a movie yet people still out here waving pieces of wood around

@@juang4294 it’s made no sense and I can’t blame jade but tony Kahn has to pass the booking torch to someone else

@Jerry Thomas the people making movies and tv take it seriously. It’s not a serious thing in the grand scheme of life but it shouldn’t be a clown show either. Well, the indie clown show stuff has its fans but the rest of us hate it.

No it wasn’t. Because, it’s not believable that Brandi can talk crazy to somebody who’s that much bigger than her. Maybe, if it was a girl who’s in her weight class... It was like when Steph would dress people down. The promos would be good but not believable when she’s cutting it on a Charlotte Flair or a Bayley and Sasha.

@@LateefReid-mc5up while I got very tired of Stephanie's emasculation promo hour years before she stopped I wouldn't compare those two. Stephanie is the boss's daughter. Brandi would be triple h without actually having a wrestling career.

@@LateefReid-mc5up No it’s not believable cause it was completely out of chart for her she was putting on a act of what she THINKS a mad black woman sounds like. As I said it’s not in her background. Remember when Booker t would break character as king Booker and would let some of his ghetto slip out it was funny cause it’s part of his background. Brandi a prissy white washed black girl who don’t got a lick of ghetto in her all of a sudden talking with a deep voice sounding like Big momma was the fakest cringe worthy shit about that angle besides jades horrible promo.

@@DeAngeloWilliams2415 Dude, you saw that shit too. It was so cringe, I thought about turning that shit off.

@@DeAngeloWilliams2415 So, even Black women think that's how other Black women act? Damn, that's a blow-up.

You just listen to insider KZfaq clips 🤣

@@1882Stu no i listen to jim cornette being entertaining, the "insider" was in quotations for guys like whatculture and cultahollic who give "news" on whats going on backstage

@@wendigo1619 they report news idiot. These two report on everything.

I could help to say Oh now you wanna be hood its too late baby

This needed to be said 🤣🤣🤣

She found her Blaccent that night I guess

Nah you cant fake that kind of passion. Just because she dont talk like that in public or on a regular dont mean its not there. Most strong black women have this kind of fire in them👏🏾👏🏾👑👸🏾

What ?another black woman shows up and it all comes out ?. Where was that Passion , when she got laid out by the Dark Order ?. Not knocking Brandi , but it was extra and out of place

lol a shot of brandi turned into a shot of gin and juice real quick, damn i thought i was the only one that noticed lol

@Wil Cee Nah he was right the first time - And I think you meant "smooth BRAINED simpleton"

@@bengarcia7805 Nah mate, Shot of Hennessy.

Wow...racist much?

say what you want but as a black man, I said to my wife that girl bought the ghetto out of Brandi

Me too

@@johnmarcus317 me three

She may be fake and annoying, but shes fine

It was Brandi’s best promo yet. It did not feel contrive.

To quote someone on twitter talking about Brandi's promo "I never seen a black women struggle to be black"

Brandi was trying so hard to act ghetto but it didn’t go well, especially when she said heffa, it was so cringe 😬

@Nate Amstutz that was a privileged persons idea of ghetto, and it was hilariously bad

While her delivery was pretty bad, there were only one or two decent lines, I also feel she did show good confidence and presence.