“Jungle Boy is a future fucking star.” -Jim Cornette Holy shit a lot has changed in 4 years

Saying jungle Jack wagon is a future star shows how much things have changed. This week in particular

This is one of Jim’s all time rants.

I get the feeling that Jim didn't like this guy.

0:36 "Marko F*****g Stunt .... Marko F*****g Stunt" One of the all time great quotes in pro wrestling in recent memory

I rolled my eyes when Marko Stunt kicked out of The Penta Driver. That spot ruined the match for me. Instead Jungle Boy should've ran in and broke up the pin in that situation

“Calling wrestling in his friend’s basement on VHS, which he’s one generation removed from”, lmao classic Cornette!

Fours years later this rants still one of his most elite

is Cornette the only man that hasn't completely lost his damn mind in the wrestling world? Seeing wrestlers defend this shit is insane.

"Stacy walked in the room and said is that a midget and walked right out " 😂😂

“Uncircumcised, Hatchet headed goof” 😂😂😂 I’m done!

The Chinese food delivery guy and Bruce lee had me dying Hahahaha

Marko Stunt makes Rey Mysterio look jacked and menacing in comparison.

It was Dave Meltzer making the comparison to Rey Mysterio. Can we STOP pretending he's anything more than a glorified fanboy?

AEW: We want to be Sports like *Hires Marko Stunt*

Felt sorry for poor Jim Ross having to try to explain how the hell the munchkin kicked out of a pin. So embarrassing.

“Dwarf Dong sucker” is such an epic burial holy shit lmaooooo

Jim Cornette really needs to start speaking honestly, sometimes it seems like he's trying too hard not to hurt anyone's feelings. It can be hard to know what he actually thinks sometimes.

AEW wasn't able to get any more big stars to jump ship from the WWE, so they settled for their Make-A-Wish kids and hired Marko Stunt.

If David Arquette became AEW World Champion, AEW fans would find a way to defend it

When corny still had positive things to say about Jungle Jobber lol,now he hates him almost as much as he hated the dwarf guy 😂

I love when Jim takes calls. Priceless.

Spike Dudley was small but he was used appropriately, whether it was for a comedy bit or against another small wrestler 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

Listening to this four years later is definitely a trip.

Prince was 5'2 and by the time he was markos age he had more mass in each thigh, from dancing, than marko has in his body.

Jungle Boy a future star sounds funny now.

I remember being at this show in Philadelphia. I was really excited for jungle boy and Luchasaurus va the lucha bro’s. When marko stunt was announced as the replacement I started booing and all the soy boy fans turned around and looked at me like I was an alien.

I'm sure Marko's a good guy and that he is a decent athlete in his own right, he can probably do tricks on a skateboard or dirt-bike that would impress Tony Hawk, and he's definitely got plenty of heart trying to go against the odds and live his dream, and usually I applaud that, even admire it, I genuinely do. But some dreams are just unrealistic. Hey, just like Jim here I too dreamed of being Ron Jeremy (1979 Ron Jeremy of course, when he was fit and good looking), but reality and genetics say that was never going to happen. I watched once when this kid with Downs Syndrome, with dreams of being a pro basketball player, Shaq brought him out on court, lifted the kid up on his shoulders and let him dunk a ball, the crowd cheered and it was a genuine feel-good moment. That didn't mean owners of the Orlando Magic were going to sign that kid up as a regular player. No matter how much heart Marko has, no matter how inspirational his efforts are, that doesn't change the fact that physically he makes Spike Dudley look like Bubba Ray (I'm 54 years old and these days my exercise comes more from Krispy Kreme and I could take this kid) and continuing to put him in matches just makes AEW look like Amateur Hour.

Jim was totally right when he said Jungle boy should have went out there alone and tried to go against the Lucha Bros. It would've made him super sympathetic and if they would have had somebody run out to be his tag team partner and get the hot tag that would have been cool also. Let's just chalk it up to the bad match booking. I actually really like AEW but they have some work agead of them.

Jericho comparing him to Rey was a insult to Rey

The sorry thing is, having Lucha Bros vs Jungle Boy in a handicap match would have done so much more for Jungle Boy and made Lucha Bros look even more menacing

Vince get bowel movements bigger than Marko Stunt. So they say.

That's like comparing the guy who delivers my Chinese food to Bruce Lee😂😂😂

Corny's worst nightmare (CWN) - a faction that consists of Kenny Olivier, once Young Bucks, Dick Guy, Pockets, Butterface and Marko Stunt

Fuck!!! These Jim cornette rants are SUPER addictive!!! I love this shit!!! TELL EM WHY YOU MAD CORNY!!! Hahaha cheers

LMAO LMAO LMAO..... The phone call in between the promo was badass.

I'm 6 ft even 215. In 1984 was told not to waste money on wrestling school not big enough.. Had look( very very pretty man! Born and raised in valley of the prettys) very gifted vocally and told not big enough and look where it's gone. I'm bigger rolled up in a ball asleep them both bucks and now this! What the fuck!!!

I don't know if "Stunt" refers to his style of wrestling or his lack of height.

Coming back to this since Marko Stunt is back in AEW lmao

I hated this match, how the hell is someone supposed to believe that 99 pound like Marko Stunt can hang in a fight with 200 pound Pentagon Dark?! *WTF?!* 🤔😕😠

That drawing is awful. Marko should be way smaller😆

Marco Stunted Growth

Cornette isn’t wrong when he says tony khans a mark and anyone with any sense can tell the bucks and Cody saw this and took full advantage of it

Let AEW fan tell it, it was a 10 star match, best match they ever seen with them cheering for any and everything

People on Twitter defending Stunt and comparing him to Mysterio, Liger, and Spike Dudley are stupid It's an abomination and the comparisons are laughable

Listening to this 3 years later now Corny hates the dinosaur 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Corny’s profanity is almost Shakespearean in its level of poetic grandeur

Jericho defended Marko, comparing him to Rey Mysterio, I couln't belive it, not from him, how can you compare a 2nd generation wrestler, trained by best of the best of AAA, to a boy that hasn't even trained properly????

At least Rey Mysterio has some muscle on him even in the WCW days.

People also forget that despite Rey Mysterio being a once in a generation talent, he was also booked to LOSE and work as the underdog in ALL of his matches. Now compare Rey's level of talent and the fact that he has almost 100lbs and 4 inches on Marko. Marko shouldn't even be able to get a forearm shiver in offensively.

The man is a pure genius. Listen to him. He gives away his wrestling wisdom for free. Listen and learn. Nobody else will teach you. And the Lucha brothers are businessmen. They will do anything, even come to my b-day party, if I pay them enough.

It would've been more believable if they brought back gilberg instead

I love that Jim has a cordless home phone

Lack of height is not Stunt's problem. If you act like a joke, you'll be nothing but a joke. He doesn't take himself seriously. Why should fans? Imagine if he hit the gym, filled out and carried himself like a pro athlete. We wouldn't be having this discussion.

And Christopher Daniels has to do a stretcher job to put Marko Stunt over...

7:26 “And it was a fucking embarrassment to the profession” sums it up wonderfully

It's not often I see a wrestler with a worse physique than me given a match.

What cracks me up is Jim Ross tweeted something like you can’t measure the heart of Marko stunt in inches and pounds and he’s living his dream. Wtf. The guy was head of talent in wwe and would tell wwe hopefuls that they needed to work on their body. That was his job. And he passed on guys like Samoa joe. I’m glad Brian last calls Ross out for being a sell out.

Jim opening it with “the biggest thing everyone wanted us to get to….fucking tag team tournament match” you knew it was gonna be a banger rant lmao

Jungle Boy is a future star ⭐️ LOL

Who's here because they hate marko stunt

Never before have I heard of someone despising a wrestler as much as Jim despises Marko Stunt lmao

This is some good forecasting as to what we were about to see for the most part on Wednesdays.

Imagine back in 2012. Team hell no would add hornswoggle or el torito. People would shit on it. But now AEW marks loves stunt.

Chris Jericho actually put the kid over and compared him to Rey Mysterio! 🤮

I've stole so much of this epic rant in my everyday life. From the "hatchet head" to the "fuck all yall". This is up there with any Corny rant in history

I legitimately cheered when Penta pinned Marko Stunt. I couldn't stand that guy....freaking FLOSSING in the ring. ENGH.....

I LOVE IT WHEN HE SMACK'S THESE MARKS WITH THE TRUTH FUCK hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

AEW has a serious case of Vince Russo mindset.

Marko Stunt is like a delicate kitty with no muscle tone at all. You're afraid you're going to hurt him. At least other small wrestlers have some muscle.

I wanted to be Ron Jeremy but didn't have the junk for it!!

Marco fucking Stunt. Marco fucking Stunt!

I was sad to see Bubba Ray excusing this. He was indirectly saying Stunt reminded him of Spike Dudley (ya know, perpetual job guy whp constantly got killed on screen). Also, Jungle Boy isn't that big but looks like a monster in comparison to Stunt.

I understand completely, and I pretty much agree. However, we can't deny the facts on this one. They had 2 hrs, to come up with something. They gambled and for this week it worked for them. That was the highest rated segment of the entire night. I don't think they should do it again tho. Meanwhile ...can't deny that they're doing it their way. We'll see how it goes.

This is golden the moment he started talking I knew this was gonna be good 😂

7:33-7:36 I died laughing. Lol

Wait till that one wrestler with NO LEGS makes his debut.

NWA on KZfaq is looking better all the time!

Jim cornettes promo on stunt was brutal bro 😭

Even before Rey was on the juice I'm still putting my money on him

What's scary is Marco is like half the size of Spike Dudley and I was always scared for spike

No doubt Vince is laughing his ass off while he’s counting his billions.. I love AEW but damn..

I thought Micro Stunt was just a mascot for the Jurassic House Party. I wonder which AEW wrestler will actually allow himself to get pinned by that runt on live TV? It's career suicide.

It's so odd in 2024 hearing Jim call Jungle Boy a future star. But it is also concrete evidence that Jim doesn't hate on AEW or its talent until they squander their potential or get mired in garbage angles or present garbage en masse.

I want AEW to team Marco Stunt with Orange Cassidy. Just to hear Corny’s review.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Everywhere I've seen online loved this match. How in the fuck could you watch an elite tag team sell for two children and say it was a good match?

Tony Khan DOESN'T own the company Shad Khan does Tony only runs the promotion because his dad is too busy tryna fix the Jacksonville Jaguars

Now Jim hates the dinosaur

AEW promised us they would treat wrestling as a serious sport. It's just WWE-lite now.

So sad that Lucha Bros had to wrestle a Oompa Loompa

Damn, I haven't heard Jim go this hard on someone since Vince Russo! Marko Stunt really pisses Jim off!

Christian Cage is saving Jungle Boy's career as of July 2022. He's the only one doing anything positive in aew right now

Whether you agree with his opinions of guys or not, you can't deny that Jim Cornette is one of the best damn minds in the business. I absolutely love his idea for the Jungleboy handicap match. That would have been a great move.

Marko Stunt Has Become A Punchline All Week LMAO

AEW fans compared him to not only Rey Mysterio but also compared him to Spike Dudley. It truly is a modern marvel to see delusion at work when people reach that far to justify something obviously so terrible. And they have the nerve to trash WWE? That accept the dumbest crap from the being elite guys.

8:19 what did you think? After all that Jim?! 😂😂 Jim & brian, keep up the great work!!! 👍

What Jim doesn't understand is AEW fans the Meltzers and Solomonsters of the world think anything AEW is great regardless of what it is.

Thank you Jim I thought I was going mad

When I saw the photos of Marko Stunt, I yelled out "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!" If this prepubescent twerp ever said he weighed 125 pounds, he would have to be soaking wet and holding a cinderblock to achieve that! And hearing Jericho defending this kid makes me wonder if he's had a cat scan in the past 6 months!

Jim isn't all wrong here. The Lucha Bros should've torn through Marko. I don't hate Marko like Jim does BUT he should've had 0 offense against Pentagon.