Remember. Tony chose this over CM Punk. This is what he wanted.

CM Punk’s AEW run was assassinated and died for this garbage.

AEW treats Daniel Garcia, Orange Cassidy, Wheeler Yuta and Jack Perry like they are the 4 Horsemen, when together they can’t draw 4 dollars.

While WWE had John Cena in Money in the Bank announcing his retirement, AEW had Marko Stunt in Collision jobbing to Jungle Jackass. CM Punk was right again.

Jack Perry and marko stunt make me look like Brock lesnar

They're not a real company. They're beyond parody.

"How are we going to compete with Money In The Bank?" "Let's bring Marko Stunt back."

On this epic episode of Collision resistable force met movable object

Marko staint physique looked like a 7 year old boy while Perry looked like a 14 year old kid who just hit puberty. Aew will never be a successful promotion if the audience thinks they can beat up 90% of the wrestling locker room in a fist fight.

I forgot Marko Stunt existed until this return

Bro thinks he's John Cena with those open challenges

Certified hood classic

Jim Cornette hates Marko Stunt so much that Tony Khan is going to make him AEW world champion.

Marko “Stunted Growth” 😂

Tony Khan fumbled Stephanie Vaquer, Jacob Fatu, Giulia, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Jade Cargill, Sami Zayn, but opened the Brinks truck for the next game changer: Marko Stunt

“ At least some of his friends married their beards”

The sarcasm in Jim's intro for the Dwarf dong sucker is off the scale 😂😂😂😂😂

My question is how was the audience supposed to tell which one is Jungle Boy and which one is Stunt?

AEW is the only place where people are in better shape before they arrive and get in worse shape as they go.

TRAVIS DRAWING JIM CORNETTE AS UNCLE SCROOGE

How do people not understand? You have guys who's 5'7 160lbs, CONSISTENTLY beating guys much bigger than them. Then the guys don't even have a fucking personality. There's no reason for these guys to go over.

"You got to see Jack Perry do some of his power moves. You never get to see that. You'll never get to see it again, either."

When AEW posted the video of Dwarf Dongsucker making his return they tagged a Marco Stunt roleplaying account instead of his actual account 🤣 no wonder no one takes them seriously

They keep people with more talent off the regular shows but call back Stunt to prop up Jack Perry. "It's great, everything is great." And don't insult Sammy Zayn by mentioning him in the same breath as some of the AEW guys. He has always been able to bump and work since he was El Generico, and he can talk and is still probably 30 lbs bigger than guys like Perry.

Tony Khan - "Perry just isn't intimidating, who can we possibly match him with to give him an aura of menace"? The other side of Tony Khan brain - "I've got it. If he faces this small child, then he'll definitely look threatening". Tony Khan 2024, probably.

You should release a book or something of Travis's artwork. Some of these thumbnails have me laughing before Jim and Brian start talking 😂😂 👍👍

I'm convinced someone is trolling Tony Khan suggesting this shit to him. EDIT: I truly believe that it's Chris Jericho.

If I had a dollar for every person who saw that picture of Marko Stunt and thought it was fake, believing that Tony can’t possibly go that low, again…

WWE had the return of Rhea Ripley on TV to a massive reaction, plus Joe Hendry had a big match on NXT that helped boost the ratings. Ontop of fairly good MiTB and a Fantastic Heatwave, Which yes, Meltzer only gave Sol Ruca/Kelani match 3.5. How does AEW counter this, the return of Omega's Blow-up Doll Riho who got injured, and Marko Stunted Growth.

Jim quote: Never go full garbage, Brian.

WWE gives them John Cena AEW gives them Dwarf Dong Sucker Quote of the year by Jim Cornette 2024

Marko Stunt is exactly who i think of when i heard aew was going to be "sports based"

“Some of his friends married their beards” was such a stealthy burn lol Jim is so quick 😆

I have a solution to the Jack Perry problem. Jack Perry starts open challenge with a no holds barred Christian Cage theme hits Jack Perry shocked ambushed by Killswitch and Nick Wayne Christian Cage conducts his business by ending his pitiful reign in 3 minutes by planting Jack's face into the mat and getting the title back. There I've fixed the prestige of the TNT Title and dealt with Jack Perry in a manner of 5 minutes enough to give Swerve and 15 minutes on the format

Tony did this, and I'll bet money on it to make people go "Wait who came back.. I have to see this" but its like instant channel changing moment.

"Some of their friends married their beards" LMAO jesus Christ Jim 😂😂

Got a feeling this is gonna be good

For everyone who wants to see Screech Powers against Jessi Spano in an 'MTV: Celebrity Deathmatch'.

Marko returning is Tony Khan doing that Doc Ock scene where he didn't care that his experiment failed: "No! The ratings, weren't low, everyone else was wrong! Marko was the key!"

I have a better comparison: Punk's Collision had Miro,FTR, Andrade and the entire side of the roster who wants to be wrestlers instead of clowns. Present Collision have Marko Stunt and Jerk Perry🤦🏻‍♀️

I've heard this guy's name for a while and I never actually saw him until for whatever reason, I caught a clip of this match. I honestly felt like Cartman in that one episode of South Park where every time the midget shows up, he laughs uncontrollably. My first reaction was "Oh my God, they managed to find somebody smaller than Riho to make Jack Perry look big by comparison."

The Hawk Tuah girl is more physically imposing, and more over than Jungle Boy and Marko Stunt.

I remember that first episode of Dynamite. I watched it and went, “Alright. It’ll get better.” Then WWE started releasing a bunch of people and I thought, “Alright! Now AEW is gonna get good!” And it didn’t, they squandered all the seasoned talent they acquired. Cesaro should’ve been allowed to break out like he kept doing in WWE until Vince McMahon put cold water on it. Instead they put Cesaro in a group with a couple ex world champions so that none of them could shine. And Samoa Joe got sent to Ring of Honor which was a phantom company. AEW never got better. It got worse and started ruining the wrestlers who were already stars. The only person who actually elevated anyone was CM Punk working with MJF and FTR.

lmao. Hearing Brian comment on this was hilarious. "The only time Jack Perry is *ever* gonna look intimidating - ever!" "The benefit was that it didn't make Jack Perry look like a very, very, very, very skinny... in shape.... kid" "You got to see Jack Perry do some of his power moves - you never get to see that!" 🤣🤣🤣I died with that last one!

Get your popcorn 🍿

On Reddit, somebody wanted to see 25 year old Oba Femi vs. 27 year old Marko Stunt just for the lulz. If you ever wanted a contrast between companies.

Been waiting for this. Never expected to see Stunt on TV ever again and I'm glad we've got Corny here for it.

9:20 "Married their beards..." I hope everyone gets this... 🤣

The “some of his friends married their beard” line was BEAUTIFUL!!! 😂😂😂

I've seen this type of "fight" before at the playground near my apartment complex. A "big" kid (who's really 9 years old) picks on a "lil" kid (who's really 8 years old) and neither one knows what the hell they're doing 😂.

A boy and his dinosaur, and a smaller boy. Best description of AEW booking lol

Got my popcorn

this clip is such a banger i listened twice back to back. lol Jim is an artist with words.

I love the fact Cornette still calls it the Sky Dome ‼️ . That's what the locals still call it . 🇨🇦 . The Building is now called the Rogers Centre.

Here it is boys

The fact that the aew talent watch these makes it unbelievably hilarious

I just thought of something...how is a legless man even able to be eliminated from a battle royal?

Tony brings back Marko Stunt but can't find anything for Miro, Wardlow, Starks or Hobbs? Make that make sense.

"At least some of his friends married their beards!" 😂😂😂😂

“Atleast some of his friends married their beards” 😂😂😂

Stunted growth has made his return ☠️

If i saw Marko stunt in public i wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to kick it and run

That snow out there looks great! The rest of the pictures good too

Who was Brian taking a shot at with the "ten year contract and some Grey Goose" line?

No no.. THIS is the best artwork Travis has done. I want his as an official Christmas Photo

Just started listening... please Jim! Freak out over that lawn dart spot!

I'm pretty sure the best comparison for AEW is when WCW was "almost" at it's lowest point and being stuck there as long as TK is alive and willing to fund it.

Little Marco.

I watched the first two episodes of Dynamite..since then,I just listen to Jim and Brian's reviews.😂😂😂

It's pretty bad when a guy wrestling Marko Stunt STILL looks small.

I've been waiting for this all week! "Dwarf D" returned! 🤣

9:24 Jim made a sassy joke about closeting and bearding? my heart is so full

I welded all the pipe in that arena it was good times

Good Old Marko Stunted Growth😜

I remember Cody vs Jericho on the first dynamite was the hottest thing in AEW. Now I can't tell you another exciting moment since then besides CM Punk's debut

When I first saw this I was like, "there's no way this is guy is a wrestler."

Bro people were SO HYPED with this match like it was a 5 star

Here we go!! This is what I was waiting for!

TK: I'll bring back Marko to face Perry. It's his hometown and they have history. Marko will definitely get a babyface reaction just like Rey Mysterio! Next night TK: Maybe Marko needs a mask 🤡

I hadn’t watched AEW in months but flipped to it on a whim and this was the match they were showing. I laughed out loud and then changed the channel. I’ve been waiting for this clip ever since.

Of course Jack Perry is now being booked as a badass. Think about it Tony feared for his life seeing someone getting put in a headlock and someone walking towards him is a lung. What do you think he thinks of the person it happened to? Perry is now the biggest badass Tony has ever seen in the flesh.

AEW land of marks marking about what marks think

"At least some of his friends married their beards!" God daaaaamn, Corny!

I can’t lie, I missed seeing Markos cartoon in the thumbnail 😅

All kids wrestling is the company that fears for their life upon a real adult such as cm punk lmaooo

The AEW Dark Side of The Ring will win an emmy

I miss the old My Doy Pockets and Marko Stunt thumbnails. Im glad he is back!

😂😂 I'm glad he's back for Jim to talk about

This was tk "big idea" to compete with mitb LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is what we needed

Dude looks like a real life Pixar character

That spot where Jack threw Marko face first into the turnbuckle was hilarious. He flew like a paper airplane. 😂😂 I'd pay to see Oba Femi throw him in the air to see how high he'd go.

Jungle boy vs lil Marko looked like Khali vs Mysterio. Ha.

Damn near broke my finger clicking so fast 😂

"At least some of his friends married their beards!" 😂

I’ve been waiting for nearly a week for this 😂😂😂

Marko Stunt especially now that he's a little older than the last time he was in AEW looks like a 45 year old trailer park meth addicts face got sewed to a 12 year olds body.

The crowd erupted for Marko stunt they don't mention that when he come on stage the whole arena erupted

😂Finally the main event superstar has returned- Mr stunt

I never knew who drawf dong sucker actually was so hooray lol