This is one of the best wrestling comments I have read in awhile. Kudos to you my friend.

Lol

Nice. Maybe all 3 go away at some point w point.

That's really good. I've called them the 8pm Curfew Express for a while.

Kid-height Express is going in the holster!

Jungle Boy looks like that monkey kid from Jumanji.

Kid-Height Express!!! That’s absolutely hilarious hahahaha!! My 15 year old nephew is bigger than all 3 of them when they form up as Vincent Adultman

I’m a nerd and I do not need excessive power in something with cosplay possibilities. Shit will get to nonsense real quick.

Are will exist beyond wwe

Nerd isn't a synonym for "fucking morons". AEW is full of fucking morons, some of whom may or may not be nerds.

100%.

Best comment of the month 🏆

The child of Mae Young & Mark Henry ("the hand") could take Jungle Jag*ff in a shoot fight 🤣

I was thinking the same thing...I'm 5'4" 52yrs old & 135 lbs. I'm sure I could take Perry & the Bucks in a Handicap Shoot Fight

I'm old as dirt, but I'm reasonably confident I could still "lawn-dart" Jungle Jagoff into a wall, like Nash did to Rey Mysterio in WCW. I might throw my back out, but I would still pull it off. It's completely absurd to expect anybody to take this guy seriously as a supposed "martial artist" and "dangerous heel". But it's not even necessarily about his physical size, really. The guy just projects nothing that could intimidate or impress anyone. Like when he first appeared in front of a live audience after he "buried" his "old self in the desert" in that vignette. He stood directly in front of the fans at ringside and stared at them, face to face... and they laughed their asses off! And all of them looked like _they_ could beat _him_ up, except for the little kids. There have been plenty of pro wrestlers who were smaller than the bigger audience members, maybe even smaller than the average audience member, but they projected menace, danger, serious violent anger, or that they were simply so utterly crazy, they could jump on you and try to bite your face off at any second. Jack Perry is just a dumb, silly, annoying, spoiled brat - and that's exactly what he projects.

Matt is no taller than I am at 5’9, but he’s in damn great shape and would probably not be one to piss off.

*Throws peace sign*

Evan bourne

​@joolsmacgrools1288 he's not at a intimidating but still more of a threat than the bucks or Perry.

@@joolsmacgrools1288doesn’t he practice BJJ?

Sasha Banks saying prior to even appearing in AEW that she knows she's "going back to WWE one day" is pretty much that but better. Telling Tony immediately thanks for the money but as soon as that phone rings I'm gone..

​@@doogienights2507idk why either would want her. She brings nothing to anything

I hope Mjf is the next one to go

I'm waiting for the 'WWE' letters spelt out like Bret in Montreal

I’d rather watch an actual puddle of mud for 20 minutes over the Vince McManlet bros

I thought you were talking smack about the band for a second 😅

​@@GraveMemorieshe was 😊

POM drew money for a couple years, the Young Fuks can't claim that lol

Muddle of Pud

He came in with The Bucks and was instantly devalued by half.

SCU

They dragged him in already with that SCU split up stipulation and the "Elite Buster" nonsense.

I didn't even understand why he left AEW. Until everything unfolds on what's happening in AEW. Kaz recently had a video with konnan in keepin it 100 and he said that he has a casual friend that watch AEW and doesn't understand what's happening LMAO and kaz said AEW is catering to internet audience.

Scu later ​@@welowee7610

They weren't over in Japan either. They were working the opening match, usually a 4 team scramble type of thing, for the junior heavyweight tag titles.

@@joegreene7619they unfortunately did win the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Championships in June 2018….. that’s unfortunate, they were not over with the native Japanese NJPW crowd. Thankfully the held it only for 3 months ugh

​@@loolewis8212winning a belt does not make you good at what you do Case in point: Ahmed Johnson Pretty sure he was IC champ at some point

It was the bullet club t-shirts that were over. Never them.

@@GraveMemories At least he looked like something. He couldn't cut a promo and was never safe in the ring, so he didn't last, but I'd take a chance on a thousand guys that look like him before touching someone like the Bucks.

Chyna could've 1v3'd the Elite and broken all of them in half without breaking a sweat.

To be fair, he won a shot at the prestigious Fired Championship via Feast or Fired so there was a big angle behind it. :P

Curry Man go at least wrestle since it was Daniels even if the gimmick leaned toward comedy - I generally liked it but I also watched Samurai Pizza Cats as a kid and I'm sure that caused brain damage 😂

That shit devastated me as a kid lmao

Curry Man staring at Angelina Love bending over in a swimsuit got better ratings than AEW.

He's hot, he's spicy, he tastes great!

Rod and Todd Flanders playing Hostile Takeover is just sad.

Smells like Angst and Apple Juice 😂😂

Easy, it just went on too long, much like nearly everyone in WCW was in some flavor of NWO by the time it was over. 😂

He was atrocious

Pretty sure the ICC could indict as a war crime 😂

Also they aren’t that either.

right? I mean hell the week after Tony khan got attacked. Why not put him as an authority figure. Nope this company, will introduce a character, big pop, and in a month there teaming with Orange cassidey

Then, Christopher made it somehow worse with that terrible fake crying promo backstage

Just use Taz

Daniels could have good matches but he's always been associated with people who have the worst gimmick ideas. That SCU stuff at the beginning of AEW was just like Drew McIntyre being in 3MB.

@kaijusoshingeki7214 and he's probably thankful to the Young Bucks for helping him get a job at this point in his career. So I get why he's loyal to them.

Show me you shirtless dough boy

Yup. Xpac and 90s Shawn Michaels would look like giants next to these clowns

2019 AEW with the joey janelas, the jimmy havocs and the marko stunts of the world

​@@carlosr6462and don't forgot the legless guy and sonny kiss lol.

Aka their PervWG friends. You know who talked Tony Khan into putting Dick Boy on air.

How much the stock of his shirts? 100 shirts? 🤣

You misspelled "Corny".

Sadly, yes. That’s probably why Last doesn’t like him because he was tremendous as “The Fallen Angel”

Impossible. Does Christopher Daniels look hot or spicy to you?

Daniels is not a star. Never has been, never will be. He's the very definition and living embodiment of the phrase "lower midcard". I always say this: He's the only still-active wrestler from the Attitude Era/Monday Night Wars who nobody remembers from that era, because he did nothing even remotely worth mentioning then. Most people don't even know that he worked in both the WWF and WCW. I don't know why a 54-year-old office stooge still gets to wrestle on AEW's TV, while half the roster sits around wondering if they might get to job in a dark match or 50-second squash or in _anything_ before their contracts expire.

​@henrygvidonas9573 Yet, he gets a better reaction than many AEW active wrestlers. Daniels ain't a Stone Cold or Rock, but in AEW their fans like him.

Jericho is a few months younger than Daniels. If he was in a shape that's half as good as Daniels' - and he hadn't gone crazy from hotboxing his own farts 24/7 - AEW would have something for the nostalgia crowd. Daniels is in great shape for his age and can still go in the ring, but he has zero star qualities and charisma. Jericho still had star qualities and his dumb comedic charisma that a lot of fans liked, when AEW started - but now he's a wreck and whatever his narcissistic delusions and his substance abuse have done to his brain, has turned him into an embarrassing clown.