You need to look at the Welsh government using school girls in uniform advertising for Asylum seekers and Migrants to go to Wales for free housing and benefits🤬🤬🤬🤬

Every day i thing the world couldn’t get more absurd than it is and every day im proven wrong. Society is F'd from every angle.

Gives a whole new meaning to Hawkings Black hole theories😂

I can't get my head around Stephen Hawking being involved with Epstein😂

I am glad someone is brave enough to laugh at this and we can rely on you Jim. It’s hilarious. Is it true?

Well he did have an extramarital affair with his nurse and left his wife for her 🤔

I was wondering whether Ghislaine Maxwell helped Hawking knock one out in his wheelchair.

Apparently some people were invited to the island, they never went again when the found out what was being offered. Then he could blackmail them.

Yeah, and Oprah and Cher. I would like to think that they were after some young boys. But I got slapped in the face with reality. They were after the young girls too

He could of joined in, Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace…

Jim your great one of me favs along with the great Freddie star 👍👍👍

Well he did divorce his wife and wheeled off with his nurse. Wasn't he loaded magazines man of the year?

you made me proper laugh there Jim, when I heard about Hawking earlier today I was utterly appalled. Maybe he's good with his tongue.

Your Stephen Hawking impression is wheely good!

He thought they said they were going to Einstein Island.

Nobody expected Hawking to be on the list 😂😂

Hawking's Epstein Island lover was from Africa - apparently he struggled to find a black hole and needed help from his carer.

Did Stephen Hawking have a robotic hand to take care of matters..?

I'm in stitches haha

Burning rubber no doubt 😅😅😅

Absolutely wonderful beautiful lovely its wonderful to hear Jim and Stephen Hawkings god bless him and whoo

Convenient to put another dead person on the list. How many bastards have been left of it that are still living????

Can’t imagine what hawking got up to 🙈

Nice one Jim, you brighten up my life 😂

Thanks for making me piss myself with the hawking joke thou i,m not convinced he had his wheel over.

Pleasure to watch your show as always Jim !!!

I see this headline this morning and thought Jims gonna love this😂😂😂😂

Jim you crack me up!!! Keep it up!!!

Que sound of a wheel chair going back and forth very fast...

It's 530 am I getting ready for work and I'm pissing myself laughing....haha thanks Jim 👍

You know why hawking is so important to them ? It takes your eyes off the ones that’s alive.

Stay strong Jim the country needs you!

You made me laugh Jim 🤣🤣🤣

Exactly Jim. How the F does that work?

Oh come on…Stephen of all people would have needed the odd massage! Bless him!

If you don't change your shoes at a sport it's not a sport 😮if he's 16 he had the hardest paper round in the uk😮

Good job she didn't let you stay under for half an hour you may be getting over the flu but still make me laugh Jim the best of the best Great man 😊

Texas Instruments never thought their voice txt would be used for that

I assumed I was the only one thinking that the kid looks the oldest 16 year old in the world

Brilliant - love your show.

DISGUSTING🤮🤮🤮 Never expected that a scientist can stoop this low, and get involved into such disgusting things.

Jim, I could not stop laughing about the Epstein papers ❗️🤓

Jim was taught to be cautious.

Thanks for the laughs Jim! I cracked up with technique you used to simulate Hawkings voice. 3400 views and i'm the first commenter, Jesus what's up with people! Happy New Years Jim!

Naughty boy. You are wonderfully nuts.😂

Hawking on The Lolita Express 😮 What was he intending to get wet....his shoulder ❓ 😐

nearly spat my earl grey tea over my laptop...so funny

I'm sorry people,but he had eyes,ok. Just because he was in a wheelchair, doesn't mean he couldn't be involved,!

Stephen Hawking has suddenly inspired me even further to get off my fat-ass and do something exciting!! What a hero!! Jeez....what's he going to do to any bit of naked skirt??? Look at it. Well good luck with that. Legend.

Love to you as always mate. Keep up the brilliant entertainment 👍

Absolutely brilliant 👍

They were only blowing hawking's tyres up

I read the headline and then imagined it in my head lol now thats an image I won’t get rid of for a while…..

Probably a distraction from themselves. WTF could Stephen do!.

What I thought when I saw his name on the list. LOL Anyway Stephen Hawking was probably just looking for a black hole, since others had already found a dwarf star.

😂 your a legend Jim simply

😂😂😂 it's the funniest thing I've heard. That must have been a site to behold.

I almost fell off my wheelchair!

Hilarious crying hear ,tyre marks 😂

Talk about getting him in a wheel spin 😂

😂😂😂 my first time seeing this channel. This man and the comments here are hilarious.. Thank you😅 From the Chicago burbs in the USA

Hello from sunny Sarasota Florida.

Ffs we've heard it all now. He was handing condoms out lol

Can I get a copy of the tape what position did he use.

Turns out, Stephen Hawking liked an altogether different sort of 'Black Hole'. . .

Brilliant and concise as usual Jim am thinking of joining Ustream cos need some honest humour saying how it is and not bowing to the wokist brigade.

We truly live in an inverted reality

Lol Jim is hilarious 😂

Same thing happened to me Jim...Went to my mates aunty's salon...She recommended before jumping on the sunbed/chamber [can't remember which now as it was years ago]...she recommended I use a tiny pouch of cream called "Black Onyx" or something like that...and while cooking, I thought: - "Hmm...bit hotter than usual in here"...Ended up jumping off 3 minutes early...left it running...walked into a packed salon to say I'm off...and the hairdressers [and customers] were pissing themselves...I was redder than an Albert Bartlett potato...I didn't know you had a channel...I remember my childhood watching you on your shows, and later in the 90's on "Big Break", great days...You're looking well mate...I didn't know you'd gone all "Icke" reporting the establishments dirty deeds/atrocities. Be careful they don't close your channel down...you know what it's like on this platform....

Jim the sun beds these days are fast tan. Don't use sun beds as they're bad for your skin. . Get a spray tan instead. Hope you're well Jim. Happy New Year from me and my Dad Jakey 🍾🎆🎇🎊🎉

I think it might be something to do with the JOYSTICK he used on the wheelchair Lol, ;-)

What Dr Stephen Hawking can do with his thumb switch and link switch leaves us mortal men looking like 12 year old schoolboys behind the bike shed. Sinderella it still makes me nearly pee myself with laughter. I still go around quoting bits from the panto. My late father was virtually Charlie Drakes twin. 😂😂

Stephen Hawking, he would have been observing all of the black holes he could see.

I thought of Dave Chappelle's special as soon as this came up 😂

Nice one Jim from GRIMSBY

He was doing research on friction and body movements

Jim. Happy new year to you and yours. Of course hawkins was a visitor to these parties. He had a better choice of companions there.

Any sport where pizza on the menu can realistically be described as a 'hobby' !

02:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m 💀

How! 😊🍻🍻

A brief history of Epstein.

I can hear his computer generated voice now 🤣🤣 ! The tyre marks on my back comment cracked me up btw 🤣👍🇬🇧

Remember Jim, you had ginger hair.

There were people that just attended parties there also.

You are so funny fish and chips , tanning shop, and Stephen Hawking Ahaha

I'm old enough to recall the demise of Cyril Fletcher! A casual joke about wheel chair users having sex finishes his career - yes that long ago! The clashing of wheel chairs ..... careful Jim!

Stephen Hawkins FFS,He must have got Alexa to nosh him off. 😂😂😂👍🏻✊🏻✌🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧😂

Perhaps Steven Hawkins was there to cater for the guests with a particular kink, the mind boggles and possibly will explode if we think to hard about it.

tyre marks

I keep picturing Steven Hawking dressed up in his gimp gear and his electric American voice saying "Hit me like you mean it!" 🤣 His safe words were "Super Black Hole" apparently. 🤣

Does make you wonder about the authenticity of the list doesn't it? No wonder Prince Andrew is upset.

I want to go to the island one day.... Just so I can take a selfie of me in my old room. 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂great 👍👍

😂😂😂😂😂😂I've just asked the same question on FB

Well, he did like cheating on people.

Stephen hardskins

Happy New year jim

Yeh that one makes you think

Didn't Hawking discover black holes?

If a young female star was 16, and had a 21 yr old bloke, you reckon media would make more of it ?