Jim Gaffigan Top 5 MOST VIRAL Jokes from "Quality Time"

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These are the top 5 most viral clips from my standup special Quality Time! Let me know if you agree with the order and what is your #1 in the comments below!
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BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Clothing bit.ly/JGClothingCompilation
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
Stores bit.ly/JGStores
Catholic bit.ly/JGCatholic
Drinking • Best DRINKING Jokes | ...
Disney • Best Disney World Joke...
Japan • Best Japan Jokes | Jim...
HEALTHY & HAPPY Gardening
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set) bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set) bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
Big Family bit.ly/3a6HW0L
Disney bit.ly/JGDisney
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
MERCH Proceeds donated to ThelmagineSociety.org tinyurl.com/y5fwmpb2
LETS GET COOKIN' World’s Favorite Quarantine Cooking Show
Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Peas & Corn bit.ly/JGPeasandCorn
Mikey Takes Over bit.ly/JGMikey
Oatmeal Soup bit.ly/JGOatmeal
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlates
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Liverwurst bit.ly/JGLiverwust
Twinkies bit.ly/JGTwinkies
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
Garden Veggies • Eating from Jim Gaffig...
My Kids React my 1st Stand Up TV Spot • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids React my 1st 1/2 hr Special • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
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JIM EATS THE WORLD (mukbang asmr local food)
St.Louis Pizza bit.ly/JimEatsTheWorld
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
PALE FORCE w/ Conan - • "Pale Force" - Jim Ga...
CORONAVIRUS LIFE (Try not to laugh+ CBS SUNDAY)
Welcome to Quarantine • “Greetings from Quaran...
My Kids Ask Covid-19 • "MY KIDS ASK: About CO...
Pandemic CBS Sunday Morning Mega Compilation • Jim Gaffigan CBS Sunda...
Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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@ivanmikic7547
@ivanmikic7547 3 жыл бұрын
When u feel down or bad just turn on Jim for a few minutes , this kind of humor is healing
@SweetChicagoGator
@SweetChicagoGator 3 жыл бұрын
All the family and observational jokes are Fab !! Also, Jim is a clean comedian doesn't use the f bomb and that is quite admirable with so many decrepit comedians today that curse every other sentence !! 🤮
@markdemell3717
@markdemell3717 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha ,Tom hanks , he just drinks Adrenochrome ,haha ,not funny, why did he run away to Greece with his witchy pooh wife? Hahaha ,not funny.
@johnadams8371
@johnadams8371 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@brendachristner7595
@brendachristner7595 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE!! HE'S AMAZING!!
@smaragdinepearl5439
@smaragdinepearl5439 3 жыл бұрын
I need a dose of Jim after any true crime or horror thing I watch lol
@omarbedair
@omarbedair 2 жыл бұрын
Something about Jim, the calm energy yet the jokes are explosive. Phenomenal !
@user-jj2kn1du1m
@user-jj2kn1du1m Ай бұрын
My stomach hurts so badly I am sick from laughing 😂
@norma5044
@norma5044 Жыл бұрын
Jim is one of the funniest comedians around and he keeps his jokes clean. Love this guy 💕
@pablot-r9402
@pablot-r9402 9 ай бұрын
*Clean-dirty. His jokes still ride into "inappropriate", he just knows how to deliver his content "cleanly". He could just as easily do a show for a Sunday church group as he does for a big city Saturday night downtown venue.
@saml302
@saml302 7 ай бұрын
first joke is abt murders and strippers and dropping acid
@johnnichols5284
@johnnichols5284 7 ай бұрын
​@@saml302but still no profanity, in this day and age almost a miracle.
@dan9393100
@dan9393100 Жыл бұрын
Glad there are people like Jim in the World.
@rdoodoo2021
@rdoodoo2021 Жыл бұрын
Yes!! He, along with other talented comedians and actors, make a huge difference in the world. We need them. Entertainment has been around since the beginning of humanity for a reason.
@dreamyjeannie3385
@dreamyjeannie3385 Жыл бұрын
The lack of murderous plans is disturbing 😳 Jim, “ always be prepared” weren’t you a Boy Scout? Actually, if anything happens to Jeannie, we’re gonna point fingers! Love you Gaffigan! 💕💕
@joshapple6905
@joshapple6905 8 ай бұрын
God gave him an incredible talent. It's a blessing
@pjc342
@pjc342 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE your comedy, Jim. Thank you for bringing so many smiles and laughter to a such a crazy world! 😊💞
@hectorThulare
@hectorThulare 2 жыл бұрын
Jim would make such a great voice artist in an animation movie 😂😂
@swanjulio892
@swanjulio892 Жыл бұрын
He actually is in Transylvania 3 and in Luca 😊
@carolynnail4516
@carolynnail4516 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian, hands down. A genius.
@SndfOmar
@SndfOmar 3 жыл бұрын
He is THE best comedian alive. Like his sense of humor, and his clean and witty jokes. * * * * *
@Rationalreason777
@Rationalreason777 3 жыл бұрын
My family loves Jim and have been to many of his concerts, but let's not get crazy. You do know Dave Chappelle is still alive right? LOL. Carlin at number 2 is dead however.
@SndfOmar
@SndfOmar 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rationalreason777 Yeah, I know Dave, he is funny too. Well, let's say most comedians are funny on their own style. G. Carlin #2? Naa! He's a legend, no one even comes close to him (except for R. Pryor). Carlin was a hilarious philospher, in my humble opinion. Gaffigan reminds me of Bill Cosby, sort of a family comedian. Steven Wright, witty one-liners legend. From the contemporary, Michelle Wolf cracks me up big time. Bob Hope and G. Burns, are my all time favorites.
@BurtWhitten
@BurtWhitten 3 жыл бұрын
Rodney Carringt0n/Live at The Majestic/ Dallas Tx
@xrpvegas5407
@xrpvegas5407 3 жыл бұрын
@@SndfOmar I’m sure Jim wo be thrilled to be compared to Bill “ murderer” Cosby
@clerpington_the_fifth
@clerpington_the_fifth 2 жыл бұрын
@@xrpvegas5407 *bill Cosroofy
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 3 жыл бұрын
"Billy Jo-EL" gets me every time. 😂
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
with an Irish accent, it's not even Billy Joel any more. . .
@joannecastille6468
@joannecastille6468 2 жыл бұрын
My husband is from england and pronounces it wrong too 😆
@mimim8532
@mimim8532 3 ай бұрын
Son of Jo-el….
@elizabethpeters6890
@elizabethpeters6890 3 жыл бұрын
"a giant land salmon" gets me every time.
@mariesevere9334
@mariesevere9334 3 жыл бұрын
Ooo
@nhprman
@nhprman Жыл бұрын
Every line is a winner. Great joke writing, and great delivery, too.
@crlguitar1
@crlguitar1 3 жыл бұрын
'Your annoyance gives me pleasure'.....Gotta love that....
@lookylooky100
@lookylooky100 2 жыл бұрын
When feeling sad, I watch him.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the horse stuff, and weddings, my first Gaffigan, a couple long years ago. It killed me. I made my son watch it and he even laughed. Now I'm watching these jokes again and I have to be honest. I laughed till the tears came. You are a gift from heaven Jim.
@marioreyna3271
@marioreyna3271 Жыл бұрын
Never heard Jim cuss and he's funny everytime. Hope he's performing for a long time.
@hawksfan8870
@hawksfan8870 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan, one of the funniest stand-up comedians I've ever heard.
@evecaudill9927
@evecaudill9927 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinmusic1296 jIm is really good and bonus he's not a sexual predator
@johntrojan9653
@johntrojan9653 2 жыл бұрын
@@evecaudill9927 or a Potty mouth
@michaelstmartin5413
@michaelstmartin5413 2 жыл бұрын
Or skinny
@spacemama
@spacemama 2 жыл бұрын
Years later, I still laugh until I actually shed tears from that classic hot pockets bit.
@TheMichealFHansen
@TheMichealFHansen 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 💯
@wadadik9847
@wadadik9847 3 жыл бұрын
Who else binge watching all of Jim's videos.. Thanks from New Zealand
@ArmandCerna
@ArmandCerna 3 жыл бұрын
There are days that I watch Jim Gaffigan for hours. Because I can.
@denisemarie7991
@denisemarie7991 3 жыл бұрын
Same...
3 жыл бұрын
Today is my day....
@cleobinx
@cleobinx 3 жыл бұрын
Same!!
@jeremymassie5693
@jeremymassie5693 3 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Behr you
@IronBallsMcNeese
@IronBallsMcNeese 3 жыл бұрын
@Ryan Behr me
@tmctmc-hc5oi
@tmctmc-hc5oi Жыл бұрын
I’m not a prude and I can handle off color jokes and language but I have to say Jim Gaffigan’s humor is funnier and can be heard and appreciated by anyone ..I’m 65 and his humor is universal!
@carlossoto6623
@carlossoto6623 Жыл бұрын
Jim is an instant classic. Clean hilarious comedy. I look like a mad man at work with my low profile headphones on laughing to myself. 😂
@donaldsmolder7152
@donaldsmolder7152 Жыл бұрын
I watch Jim everyday. His jokes brings relaxation to my soul.
@phelicks1579
@phelicks1579 2 жыл бұрын
"I have bear spray" "Do you have anything stronger?! Like a bear gun!?" Bruh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@Geekino
@Geekino 2 жыл бұрын
No swearing, cursing, dirty words, gross subjects. How refreshing! And funny!!! Thank you!
@gloriaf6971
@gloriaf6971 Жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is the funniest comedian working today. He makes me laugh more than anyone else.
@erinjenson1
@erinjenson1 Жыл бұрын
Jim’s comedy has gotten me through these difficult times. I’ve been a fan since Pale Force (since I was 9 years old).
@fortheloveyoutube
@fortheloveyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jim. Just had a tough surgery and spent the last 24 hours listening to you go on and on with your fantastic perspectives. You’re brilliant. And I feel so much better, so, seriously, thank you!
@obsidiansugar1123
@obsidiansugar1123 Жыл бұрын
I hope your surgery went well. I have had more than my fair share of surgeries and sometimes they are rough. And you are right! Jim Gaffigan can lift your spirits! I love his impressions so much! My favorite impression was when he was talking about Jesus being a carpenter and people complaining about his woodwork! Lol
@juliepatricia7679
@juliepatricia7679 Жыл бұрын
Sending healing energy
@jamesmcallister9645
@jamesmcallister9645 2 жыл бұрын
The best observational stand up comedian of all time, just brilliant, a man with a God given talent who doesn't need to use bad language.
@k.pacificnw02134
@k.pacificnw02134 3 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan doesn't just tell jokes; he acts. He has all these rapid fire mini "plays" where he has to do fake dialogue coming out of the person he's sort of mocking. And he's *good* at it! Good actor.
@lorelaiallison8345
@lorelaiallison8345 3 жыл бұрын
He's been in movies too
@The1upforever
@The1upforever 3 жыл бұрын
@Otis Jordan poop butt peepee
@HondoSauce
@HondoSauce 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent description. Spot on
@littlemissblueyes100
@littlemissblueyes100 2 жыл бұрын
@@lorelaiallison8345 ...Meow.."did you say meow?"
@Paddyo875
@Paddyo875 2 жыл бұрын
His show was very funny as well. I wish it went more than 2 seasons.
@danoduncan1763
@danoduncan1763 3 жыл бұрын
"at this point, we're not sure you're a walker"... xD
@ReinaCatracha
@ReinaCatracha Жыл бұрын
Telling the kids: "go to sleep, I'm gonna wrestle your mom..." had me rolling😂
@crespoopserc
@crespoopserc Жыл бұрын
That’s old
@rdoodoo2021
@rdoodoo2021 Жыл бұрын
@@crespoopserc meaning?? 🤔
@paddlefar9175
@paddlefar9175 Жыл бұрын
@@rdoodoo2021 meaning, it’s an older joke.
@edb7121
@edb7121 3 жыл бұрын
Irish Billy Joel made me laugh so hard!
@debraafortuna
@debraafortuna Жыл бұрын
Jim got me through a rough time. I can listen to his stand up over again. Wishing he come to Boston soon.
@barrysmith8920
@barrysmith8920 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this collection several times, makes me feel better......and it actually gets FUNNIER with each watch!!
@tastymouse
@tastymouse 3 жыл бұрын
I am literally in tears from laughing so hard at the horse jokes
@orleansartist6095
@orleansartist6095 3 жыл бұрын
Some comedians who work clean, you notice. Jim is so funny you forget he doesn't really work blue. And he seems personable and down to earth.
@uraniumu242
@uraniumu242 3 жыл бұрын
Until his recent vulgar tirade against Trump I'm not interested in hearing his opinions just his humor.
@KingJulius4
@KingJulius4 3 жыл бұрын
@@uraniumu242 Oh no! A human being had opinions and isn't just an entertainment slave?! The horror
@KingJulius4
@KingJulius4 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the best clean comics. Family friendly but not cheesy.
@richardvinsen2385
@richardvinsen2385 3 жыл бұрын
John Moxon What a coincidence. No one is interested in your opinions or your humor.
@uraniumu242
@uraniumu242 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardvinsen2385 I don't express my opinions so people can agree with me. I couldn't care less what you think
@susieque176
@susieque176 Жыл бұрын
His facial expressions make his comedy 100 times better!!
@tiffcat77
@tiffcat77 2 жыл бұрын
I talk out loud to myself in a quiet voice, like Jim, and it's hilarious. It totally works, when you speak out loud about things, as you think others would say these thoughts to you or your own internal thoughts. Soo true. It makes sense, just think about it.
@leonascherer1617
@leonascherer1617 Жыл бұрын
Jim, I can't tell you how funny you are in words. I can watch your videos for hours and never stop laughing. You are the best!
@jumpinjojo
@jumpinjojo 7 ай бұрын
How about with a drawing or painting?
@TimHollingworth
@TimHollingworth 6 ай бұрын
​@@jumpinjojo I actually heard Jim say those words in my head! 😂
@greglenoir7674
@greglenoir7674 Жыл бұрын
There’s a reason Jim’s the best, it’s what comes out of his mouth.
@ernestblock4801
@ernestblock4801 Жыл бұрын
His nonchalance to coolness is what makes him cool, as his style of projecting slightly unhip while maintaining his clean comedian persona makes him perfectly accessible for people of all ages. Ingenious, really.
@liamswanson340
@liamswanson340 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch Jim 24/7 and always be entertained. Thank you Jim for blessing us!
@MakingVeggiesLifeFun
@MakingVeggiesLifeFun Жыл бұрын
Love you Jim! You’re the best! Love that your comedy is clean, clean joke are even better!
@macanbhaird1966
@macanbhaird1966 Жыл бұрын
Never too late to find top notch comedy straight from the horse's mouth. Great stuff!
@lynb2039
@lynb2039 3 жыл бұрын
Universally appealing, internationally funny, unusually ridiculous, with unrelenting pokes at every thing and every one, Gaffigan, you are the COMEDIC KING. Your unique mix of buffoonery, intelligence, and keen insight of the human psyche is UNMATCHED. And you make me go bonkers with uproarious laughter and joy. What a treasure you are!
@robertlangley258
@robertlangley258 Жыл бұрын
I’m is so enjoyable listening to a great comedian that can make you laugh constantly through their whole show and without using any vulgarities. He will be sorely missed when he retires. I think he is by far the funniest comedian of our time.
@jeffrhorer1811
@jeffrhorer1811 9 ай бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is hilarious! He's always fresh and always funny. Thank you Jim.
@blucorn81
@blucorn81 Жыл бұрын
I'm in the UK and have only recently got into Jim's comedy. I've trawled the internet for everything he's ever done. Laugh out loud stuff! Love the Guy! I don't particularly mind comedians using profanity, I mean I love Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle who swear a lot, but Jim never does. I really admire that! You can share all his material with young children.
@janetwentz3259
@janetwentz3259 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this guy. 😂
@almaalma3871
@almaalma3871 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m laughing so much my stomach hurts 😂😂😂 Jim Gaffigan You amazing!
@BarrySmithviolin
@BarrySmithviolin 3 жыл бұрын
He finds truth in everything and then makes us LAUGH about it everytime!
@patriciawright8786
@patriciawright8786 2 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan --Plus, he reads the comments from his fans! Pretty remarkable. I am always sending out videos of Gaffigan. Now, most people are already familiar with him.
@igordewit7357
@igordewit7357 2 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan haha..thats great,..you probably made his day responding to his comment! Keep on keeping on ...Discovered you and your channel only a couple of hours ago(i live in Holland,and didnt know you yet)But i ve laughed my ass off ...Thanks for brightening up a cloudy day,man! greetings from 🍑🤺 the Netherlands(the land of buttcheeks and fencers....apparently 🖐️🙄🇱🇺)
@johntrojan9653
@johntrojan9653 2 жыл бұрын
@Jim Gaffigan Whoa ! PS. WHOA ! 👍👍👍👍👍🙂 🙂 😁
@christinecharles4586
@christinecharles4586 6 ай бұрын
Gaffigan ab workout... it's the best!!
@recycledknowledge6105
@recycledknowledge6105 2 жыл бұрын
All of your stories…superb writing! Great delivery! Your stand up never gets old. The world needs more Gaffigan!
@superdurppig8686
@superdurppig8686 3 жыл бұрын
i love that jim actually reads through his comments
@eleni1968
@eleni1968 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Jim Gaffigan heckles himself, it makes really funny jokes that much funnier.
@DunmoresMovieMania
@DunmoresMovieMania 2 жыл бұрын
... in that high-pitched voice.
@dirtymike3329
@dirtymike3329 2 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious lmao
@ericawasser253
@ericawasser253 Жыл бұрын
God Bless Jim Gaffigan-This Man cracks Me Up and for these 15 minutes I forget about All the pain I’m in All the stress I’m having With my health Since My Stroke 🙏 🤣 Irish pronouncing Billy Joe’l
@suebrown3465
@suebrown3465 3 жыл бұрын
That was great...I always get a kick out of the lies you tell children..”spicy” ice cream and wrestling mom! It’s always nice to start your day laughing !
@dbacher3717
@dbacher3717 2 жыл бұрын
Your jokes are how I calm myself with all the stressors in my life. Thank you, Mr Gaffigan!
@sammyc9617
@sammyc9617 11 ай бұрын
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@LackedBetterName
@LackedBetterName 2 жыл бұрын
You know this guy's talented when he can do 30mins of horse jokes and still be funny
@benonaru
@benonaru 10 ай бұрын
10
@AlystrZelland
@AlystrZelland 10 ай бұрын
Just a bit o' horsin' around
@Chris-ut6eq
@Chris-ut6eq 10 ай бұрын
He warmed us up with murder jokes so anything is possible after that.
@susieque176
@susieque176 2 жыл бұрын
I love his humor. It's like no one else's.
@Lulu-ue2lj
@Lulu-ue2lj 3 жыл бұрын
I love Jim Gaffigan. He makes our pandemic a better time. So appreciate him.
@barry4848
@barry4848 Жыл бұрын
L
@Bellathebear777
@Bellathebear777 Жыл бұрын
He's what we watch after Joey buy dungs lying circus 💩🎪
@kingscairn
@kingscairn Жыл бұрын
Youre plandemic - I had nothing to do with it - meaning I didnt comply at all
@mikem_vb4546
@mikem_vb4546 3 жыл бұрын
The bear and Dateline bits had me rolling!😆😆😆😆
@Usedw0tm8
@Usedw0tm8 11 ай бұрын
"That guy looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman!" When I tell you I DIED 😂
@waynedawson4948
@waynedawson4948 Жыл бұрын
Jim definitely in the GOAT comedy debate in my opinion! Constant funny stories, deadpans and high falutin accents - characters and funny ass references!!!! Easily in my top 5!!!!
@Squidman91
@Squidman91 3 жыл бұрын
His jokes will never get old
@Acacian141
@Acacian141 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. But his politics should stay hidden lol
@Squidman91
@Squidman91 3 жыл бұрын
psalm 121 4dayz I’m proud of him for speaking out
@bayoubilly5176
@bayoubilly5176 3 жыл бұрын
@@Squidman91 problem is some of the trumpers are butthurt. I'm guessing mostly the evangelicals since its clean comedy and most repubs like the angry ones (maniscolo and burr as long as he's not making fun of them cuz repubs got some thin skin) but the far right religious would pretty much only have Jim. It's ironic since Jesus is way more disappointed in their greed and ignoring the poor than they could ever be with Jim (or trump heh). Kinda sad really. Lotta cognitive dissonance going on amongst Jesus lovers for grab em by the pussy trump...proud of being a rapist and they love him....straight to hell if their nonsense is real(thankfully it is not).
@brittanyhendricks7997
@brittanyhendricks7997 3 жыл бұрын
Oh i
@gregoryswanepoel6328
@gregoryswanepoel6328 3 жыл бұрын
Yes but a new stand up would be great
@steakwilliams4448
@steakwilliams4448 3 жыл бұрын
That horse joke bit makes me laugh and I’m a pretty grumpy guy
@sharonroganscofield859
@sharonroganscofield859 3 жыл бұрын
Jim you are awesome! Thank you for producing these videos to brighten our day.
@slendveny7191
@slendveny7191 3 жыл бұрын
"A grizzly bear, like way bigger than a gummy bear."
@peggysadowski4026
@peggysadowski4026 2 жыл бұрын
Jim just makes everything seem okay. Very funny guy.
@koolz4094
@koolz4094 Жыл бұрын
I love Jim ! American Gold , this man makes me think about my entire life , look at my faith , and decide where I am going now.......To me , he is more than jokes ........He gives me a better spirit .....Thanks Jim
@mychannel-lp9iq
@mychannel-lp9iq 11 ай бұрын
@koolz it's just jokes 😂
@cheknauss9867
@cheknauss9867 Жыл бұрын
Dude, the horse jokes are my favorite and I've been brainlessly watching KZfaq stand-up videos all day.
@babycakes1949
@babycakes1949 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite routine from Quality Time is the Grizzly bear routine, and my biggest laugh came from the Grizzly saying “that guy looks like Phillip Seymour Hoffman”. I still laugh out loud at that one. I’m eternally grateful to you Jim for doing something positive for us all. I tune in every day just to keep my sanity in this insane world. I could recite your routines verbatim. :) Keep up the good work.
@obsidiansugar1123
@obsidiansugar1123 Жыл бұрын
Me too! My husband and I quote his impression of people in Bible times complaining on Jesus’ carpentry! “Yeah he built a shed for my cousin and what a piece of crap!” He said “I’m the son of God! Well right now your building a shed so hop to it Jesus (the Spanish version)!”
@R2D2999
@R2D2999 3 жыл бұрын
Havin' ran track for years; that whole marathon diatribe was hilarious!
@noreenpurple8617
@noreenpurple8617 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my word!! I SO needed this!! You are flippin hilarious!!😂🤣🙌🏻❤️
@eyelovecolorado2195
@eyelovecolorado2195 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the epic bedtime stories Jim tells his kids??
@jbro6243
@jbro6243 2 жыл бұрын
I love Jim Gafigan. He's been my favorite comedian ever since I discovered him back in 2016.
@HansHenderson
@HansHenderson 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly could not breathe, everytime he doubles down on the horse jokes!! Brilliant Jim, meta, funnier than the jokes themselves
@grf15
@grf15 3 жыл бұрын
The number of (horse) jokes he has is impressive. Creating this much material is a serious accomplishment.
@OffRampTourist
@OffRampTourist 3 жыл бұрын
His bacon bits are just as impressive.
@NatandGeorge
@NatandGeorge 3 жыл бұрын
hot pockets! (he reallyknows how to milk a topic ad infinitum, & keep you laughing)
@heatherm2140
@heatherm2140 2 жыл бұрын
@@OffRampTourist bacon bits - lol!😆
@mattcorregan4760
@mattcorregan4760 2 жыл бұрын
He murders Subway and McDonald's too for about 10 minutes each
@donnaadams7121
@donnaadams7121 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattcorregan4760 he will be arrested. Unless he's a Democrat
@NoudlePipW
@NoudlePipW 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the way he says Donegal is payback for how those guys said Joel 😂
@JammastaJ23
@JammastaJ23 3 жыл бұрын
Jim you have a really deep catalogue of great material. Good stuff 👍
@anthonyrogers590
@anthonyrogers590 Жыл бұрын
My wife runs a bunch if marathons. Had to show her this so I didn't have to sit and watch like her 100th marathon. Am I exempt from watching anymore......lol He is so right!
@jackieedmondson8422
@jackieedmondson8422 Жыл бұрын
I loved his family podcast(?) during covid. His children are wonderful and his wife is incredible🥰
@pablo08034
@pablo08034 3 ай бұрын
I’ve been really sick for three days and this utterly lifted my spirits. Thanks, JG!
@jorgefearlessfaithful2942
@jorgefearlessfaithful2942 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan is brilliant . . . . . has a fantastic flow to all his performances . . . . you own everything you say and this makes it personal, yet leaving me thinking . . . . . some of this must be made-up entirely or worked into the very experiences you have experienced and now sharing with us, the audience. I have become a fan of standup. Especially watching you, Jim. It's clean, no hidden agenda, no politics and comes across as being genuine, from the heart and very funny. Your family stories, the kids, the wife, just everything you have worked into your comedy is really fantastic. My two sons and I have enjoyed your comedy immensely.
@iamkoen2u
@iamkoen2u 3 жыл бұрын
I love your jokes they keep me going while we push through these sad and sometimes lonely days.
@cristalbogard7339
@cristalbogard7339 3 жыл бұрын
Yes!😊💜
@palois2022
@palois2022 3 жыл бұрын
Watch him in movies and his specials too. So entertaining.
@Icecold1776
@Icecold1776 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing man. Can't wait until pandemic is over
@redonionsyummy
@redonionsyummy 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still in hermit mode..ha.. this is a fun video..I like his timing and delivery
@MusicMentor
@MusicMentor 3 жыл бұрын
Love Jim’s style and clean yet off the wall way he tickles... no, massages the funny bone 🦴
@bellejones8565
@bellejones8565 2 жыл бұрын
He absolutely tickles
@Paddyo875
@Paddyo875 2 жыл бұрын
He and Demetri Martin seem to have both pushed back against the "clean," label and intentionally add f-bombs to a few of their jokes. But I don't disagree with you, 99% of his jokes are clean.
@bernadetteS4903
@bernadetteS4903 Жыл бұрын
He's such a funny guy! And no, he doesn't need to curse or be dirty to make people laugh! Your awesome 👌
@victoriabrewer5960
@victoriabrewer5960 2 жыл бұрын
Thank-a -you Jim!! My family is going through a traumatic time. You made me smile and laugh. You are brilliant!
@richebronsonify
@richebronsonify Жыл бұрын
I hope things have gotten better for you and yours. -X
@KidFresh71
@KidFresh71 2 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan is such an intelligent comedian. Gifted!
@poetuliradiant
@poetuliradiant 3 жыл бұрын
Jim Gaffigan became my favourite stand up comedian . I love his humour. God bless you and your wonderful family , Jim Gaffigan ! And yes , I do look good and took our relationship to the next level ! :))) Please come make a show in Romania !
@ohlala_liliana5856
@ohlala_liliana5856 2 жыл бұрын
I love your comedy, its amazing, clean, smart, relatable, i just admire you. Blessings for you and your family.
@Cartier_specialist
@Cartier_specialist 3 жыл бұрын
Only Jim Gaffigan could come up with high heeled horseshoes.
@TLSMatt
@TLSMatt 2 жыл бұрын
My favourite comedian. Love the clean humour. Little self dialogues are the icing My number one is the marathon sketch Love it. Tks Jim
@jeffandjuliet
@jeffandjuliet 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jim, for cheering me up pre election. I may move to Canada if they'll have me. No more Drumpf for me.
@c.genewishum5583
@c.genewishum5583 3 жыл бұрын
Jim I know this is lame, but I love your comedy. Keep doing what you’re doing bro.
@mediocreman2
@mediocreman2 2 жыл бұрын
Why is that lame? That's the point of comedy I thought.
@Bellathebear777
@Bellathebear777 Жыл бұрын
Def not lame. He's awesome!
@kevinscully6647
@kevinscully6647 Жыл бұрын
Horse joke!
@tland717
@tland717 Жыл бұрын
"Your annoyance gives me pleasure" love it.
@winterso8589
@winterso8589 3 жыл бұрын
His entire running/marathon bit had me ROLLING 😂 truly spoke to my couch potato self!
@alexandercruz1127
@alexandercruz1127 2 жыл бұрын
This guy has made my bad days feel better 🤣 thank you brother
@Teenahy
@Teenahy Жыл бұрын
Watching this in 2023😂😂. Thanks Jim
@litty4553
@litty4553 Жыл бұрын
This guy is brilliant! The more you listen the more you see just how vast his repertoire is!
@glennplesnarski3730
@glennplesnarski3730 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, for posting you're my favorite comedian
@roostercogburn6469
@roostercogburn6469 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious! I love his voices and facial expressions ... and when he talks like he's one of the people in the audience! OMG! HE CRACKS ME THE HELL UP!
@aldunlop4622
@aldunlop4622 6 ай бұрын
I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. I’m generally not a fan of standup but Jim’s hilarious!
@marlamay
@marlamay Жыл бұрын
"Don't worry I have bear spray. Do you have anything stronger? Like a bear gun!" 🤣🤣🤣
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