Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
"Krazy Kripples" S07
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EXT. GHETTO STREET - NIGHT
A group of thirteen bloods, all wearing red, are hanging out in front of a convenience store.
Timmy and Jimmy walk down the sidewalk towards it.
JIMMY
Say Timmy, did you notice that all the crippled people in that club are Negros?
TIMMY
TIMMY!
JIMMY
That's an amazing coincidence. I mean, there's not one crippled colored person in South Park.
Very slowly, a Denver cop car pulls up next to the boys.
COP
Hey you kids.
JIMMY
Well, hello officers.
COP
What the hell do you think you're doing?
JIMMY
We're going to pop some punk ass bloods.
TIMMY
TIMMY!!!
The cops sit there and blink for a really long time.
Then they slowly just drive away.
Jimmy starts walking again and Timmy catches up.
JIMMY
Look, Timmy, there's a convenience store, that must be what the fellas meant by Pop some punk ass bloods, they want us to get them Soda Pop and treats!
TIMMY
Oh TIMMY!
The boys make it to the end of the block, then start to cross the street towards the convenience store.
The bloods notice the colors the boys are wearing and start to perk up. Some drawing out their guns.
The boys continue to cross.
JIMMY
Let's buy them Ginger Ale and Marshmallows. Then they'll let us in the club for sure.
As Jimmy is saying this, we see a semi approaching them in the distance. It HONKS IT'S HORN
INT. SEMI - MOVING
The driver notices the two crippled boys in the middle of the road.
TRUCK DRIVER
OH SHIT!!!!!
He spins the wheel.
EXT. GHETTO STREET - NIGHT
The semi swerves to miss the two crippled boys, and piles right through the gas stand at the convenience store.
The semi continues smashing through to the group of bloods, killing them all violently, then into the store itself which explodes.
JIMMY
S-s-s-Sunday driver.
INT. WAREHOUSE - DENVER - NIGHT
The crips are more densely gathered in one area of the warehouse, all gathered around Timmy and Jimmy.
CRIP LEADER
Yo yo, listen up y'all. Let me tell you bout my G's Lil' Roller and Four legs, here. They just smoked THIRTEEN Bloods in ONE NIGHT.
The crips ooh and ahh and applaud.
CRIPS
Yeah!/Damn!/One night!/etc.
CRIP LEADER
That ain't never been done before!
FAT CRIP
(eating a marshmallow)
AND they got us marshmallows and ginger ale.
Another spattering of applause as we cut to more crips eating marshmallows.
CRIPS
Yeah/cool/that's right/uh-huh/etc.
JIMMY
So does that mean we can join the club?
CRIP LEADER
You're not just in, you're the baddest mo-fo Crips in TOWN.
(calling out to Gold Teeth)
C-Pop, turn up the beats so we can celebrate our new G's five point style.
GOLD TEETH CRIP
Ah-eet.
The gold teeth crip walks away, with a heavy crip walk.
JIMMY
(To Timmy)
Wow, these guys really ARE crippled.
Loud music starts playing and everyone starts drinking, dancing and patting Jimmy and Timmy on the back.
JIMMY (CONT'D)
Timmy, I have a feeling this is the start of something wonderful.
TIMMY
TIMMY!