He is awesome, but, Jesselnik haha

frankie boyle

fry futurama George Carlin dumb ass

Excepting Peter Cook and loads of others :)

Hannibal, Jesselnik copies from Carr. He even does a bit about having German relatives in the war. A variation on a Carr joke. Except Jimmy Carr can handle hecklers, unlike crappy American comedians.

Jazzkeyboardist1 who shit in your cereal

+A Skeptical Human But hey, why not turn this murder into a rape... while we're here...

+A Skeptical Human ...or as he calls it now... "A Struggle Snuggle"

"Meh, still warm, right?"

But see, this only works if she's at a phone booth!

Steven Deaville Not in 2017 there aren't

+nicolas martinez that was completely coincidental; that part was already a part of that bit.

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that is why he has his own standup, very talented... *does anybody know a good sky recharger to get preloaded accounts for live sports and movies?*

h town, freego sky recharge is the best one for sports, movies and tv passes mate.. using it for the last 4 months with no issues

Foucus on positive butt neg is fun

Y Cymro jokes in the style of You know when you smell like shit?

+seung-hun Seo It's actually not aimed at the generic Catholic, only at the priests that are, you know, the ones actually fucking doing it (literally).

+seung-hun Seo Jokes about catholic priests are not about catholicism in general. That is a given. No one needs to explain that. But, and this is a huge but, catholics still need to deal with the fact that they support an organisation which is involved with child rape. And this organisation covers up child rape and prevents those priests from going to jail. The old pope has its own part in covering rapists and therefore it's not a problem of some pedophiles sneaking into the church, but a problem of the leaders allowing those perverts to go unpunished. And catholics support this organisation.

***** "don't think you know that the church has its own country, its own police and justice system. Those priests are punished discreetly within the catholic church, those punishments are unknown." 1.) I know that the catholic church has its own country. 2.) If the punishments are unknown, how do you know about them? Or do you just assume that they happen? In one case where a high ranking official of the catholic church was caught hindering and sabotaging investigation on child rape through priests he was "punished" for a life of prayer in latin america... by the pope, with the explanation that you can't punish a so close friend of the pope. 3.) If the crime did not happen in the vatican the church has no right to demand that the priest are punished within the justice system of the vatican. Unless they have diplomatic status. If a spanish priest is guilty of mollesting children in spain it's not the responsibility of the vaticon to punish him. And preventing that he is punished in spain is a very serious crime. "which you know doesn't stand in a court of law regardless" That's actually not true in most countries of the world. There are many cases in which the testimony of the child was enough to (successfully) press charges. Especially when it comes to rape and sexual offenses "innocent until proofen guilty" does NOT work in the way you wish it does. Otherwise even semen wouldn't be sufficient evidence, since the victim could always be willing (in the case of adults getting raped). And comparing the rate of suspected pedophile priests with the average of pedophiles in the population is comparing apples with oranges. Suspected pedophiles are very likely to be fewer then pedophiles in average. Because it's very unlikely to be suspected even if you are one. Your whole argument is flawed with false facts and faulty logic. You are wrong and in denial. It's okay for me that you are, but please don't go around on the internet claiming that you know things you don't (and you can't).

+seung-hun Seo don't be daft. All yu have said is a pure atrocity of human rights. Putting Church above civilizations laws is disguising. Those pedofiles need to be put in regular prisons and judged by courts that judge regular people. Claiming that you work for God should not count you as an "crazy" or "incompetent" to face the justice.

Not disagreeing with you but Hitler wasn't religious. In fact he despised the idea of it

As a Canadian, I fucking loved him... Especially since I'm not a French Canadian... The rest of Canada hates Frenchmen

+chris lacock The best thing is he just rolls over the idiots with an even more offensive joke than the one which prompted the whining. Just the best.

+Dust Ersan true, very true

Stereotyping, are we? Canada loves humour!

Lord of Liberals unless it's non PC humour ie. honest humour.

"dead."what a great way to express yourself you pillock.

nitrogoat Sorry. Or in other words: I LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF

+nitrogoat clearly you're stupid, 'I'm dead' is used a lot

+Kyle Thompson yeah but that doesn't make any less idiotic.

You must be fun at parties.

It looked like an American(religious extreme country) audience, I expected better from Canada.

Because its a more sensitive part then a womans actual private part (an thats actually saying something)

It was only 1 guy booing

Funny because it's the catholic priests who are doing the most raping

@@nikospurr307 Canada is a hell of a lot more PC than America.

Howlandheaddresses ArtandCS very civilised of him actually

I'm going under a tunnel?

he is not funny just overrated

hes done alright for himself being an unfunny comedian then..... i mean really do you know how stupid what you just said is ? opinion isnt fact.

Carr dealt with it beautifully though. Both times he went further with the joke. Fucking brilliant, that man.

@Baji Is the reason you have so many names because your mum isn't sure who the father is? Sorry. Couldn't resist :)

Baji Scipio Dārayav Aurelius Julian Venizelos Nalwa then don't go to a show of a comedian you dislike...

+AlexReynard Hahahahah! That's pretty good.

haha 😂 lol

+AlexReynard It's Cabb, with two b's.

+AlexReynard Comedy Gold sir, got a genuine lol out of me ;)

+marty procter Thanks!

Original.

TheDrunkenNarwhal and?

Predictable reused jokes are like people who are against recycling. They don't give a fuck about others having to see their waste.

Hahahahaha I can read this in Jimmy Carr's voice :P

ok, that was funny

It'd be the same in the Scandinavian countries and Holland, Luxembourg and Belgium as in the UK. He can pretty much say whatever offensive stuff he wants and people would laugh their ass off.

Lol. They would have a heart attack watching him in his final form of savage.

@@nikospurr307 hell yes

It always makes me feel weird being a non-religious conservative who has no sense of empathy.

@@QixTheDS WHAT?

Looks like Jason Statham's got em, move along guys

Agreed ._.

thought one was Jamie lynn spears

V Ferreira 30k for one 55k for both

MM like to see them minus the shirts and/or bras

In what way?

yeah how exactly?

dageezerboi they kept booing

It's Montreal! Half of them barely speak enough English to get the jokes.

When you get to large groups of people such as this, it remains pretty consistent. This concept is a myth.

Tell that to frankie boyle

***** Tell that to Jerry Sadowitz.

I agree, KuroiHato.

ThemOldaBoys get out.

yea, and that guy booing is proof. I know its Canada but same shit.

Freedom FROM Religion its not the same at all, your just saying that so your comment is valid

12171010011010 so your saying that if Jimmy Carr did this exact same stand up a few miles over a border, some guy wouldn't have booed at those religious/rape jokes?

Ahh hell he does that shit? I guess it CAN add to an act but I just don't get it.

I don't think he plants hecklers, but he does make a habit of addressing them, which in turn has encouraged a lot of it at his shows.

I'm gonna be honest, I had no idea there was a Montreal in the U.S. I live there, but I only knew about Montreal in Canada and France.

@Jazzkeyboardist1 don't generalize... I'm in michigan and not stupid. Anywhere along the northern border or Alaska is hyperaware Canada is different and at times drastically so. An example is the only thing I've ever hear rude from a Canadian is their denegration of the United States

Don't worry I knew =)

***** It's on "Would I Lie to you" one of the episodes can't remember exactly.

Tico o It probably had something to do with him being Catholic when he was younger. They dont believe in the use of condoms or sex before marriage so either way he was fucked xD

refineries147 Ever seen pictures of him when he's younger? There's a reason he didn't get fucked.

ajnode Or he wanted to wait until he found the right woman and not fuck some random whore.

Aaron Lewis Lol, keep telling yourself that.

+Raptor King It was basically just one guy

Adam LeBlanc literally

+Michael Sedgley Yeah fair one guy was booing but so many others seemed like a bad crowd

mEHpleSyrup do you call the other part the English part?

Projekt Kobra damn. Are you sleeping under a rock? We are being flooded with migrants to the point that the olympic stadium was used for housing them and PC? Mike ward got sued and fined 42k for making a joke about a disabled kid.

3:02 agreed 😍

@@mkprocter882 1:13 dummy

***** Thats Canadians for ya

Hey Chris.

chocoholicSISTA263 Can I email you

lmaooooo

@@PHANTOMZ0NE pretty sure it's just your magnetic personality that gets you laid. Us normal fellas get ignored by the ladies

Only Country to burn down the white house, plus its our Language (English), You fucking ruined it :)

Robert Appleton To be fair they were technically Canadians

Just because south park said it, And you had to Team up with the fucking French and the Germans, Otherwise all that you have now would be Different, But hey, there ya go..

nope they were British, Canada was not a country until 1843 ish.

+ABOODM7 Jimmy sucks

....dick

it's not gay if he doesn't push back

+Rishi Raja r

Canadians for you. To afraid to speak openly or say anything that might offend someone..

No

I know that kinda pissed me off.

Why is it weird? It's normal to tweak your stuff to cater to the local crowd.

It's weird to hear a guy who I've only heard perform to British crowds talk like that, I'm not saying the practise is unusual.

Moses Longden Yeah I know. Our french humorists in Quebec when they perform in france change their style as well and I don't find them funny so I can relate.

***** Where the hell are you from?? NOBODY under 60 in America calls them sneakers any more. They used to all be called tennis shoes; then gym shoes; then cross-trainers and trainers.

gay

Ren You are disgusting