Jimmy Kimmel Made it Into the Trump Trial, Donald "Can't Even Testify" & Crazy Abortion Law Repealed
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We are officially part of the record of the People vs Donald Trump, prosecutors entered into evidence a series of text messages between lawyers for Trump and Stormy Daniels about our show, Trump has been encouraging supporters to come to the courthouse and support him and was greeted by a single fan, he is very upset about reports that say he’s been sleeping during the trial, the courtroom sketch artist appears to hate him, today he tried to float the idea that because of the gag order he’s not allowed to testify, he played shows in Wisconsin and Michigan yesterday where he fired up the crowd telling them everything’s a disaster and America is dead, we have a new water pressure edition of Drunk Donald Trump, the state Senate in Arizona finally voted to repeal their antiquated and crazy abortion law from 1864, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem went on Hannity last night to do damage control after she revealed she shot her puppy, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@juliaburns9125 17 күн бұрын
The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.
@Tonyhouse1168 17 күн бұрын
He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.
@lovetafrank7852 17 күн бұрын
Who
@janedoe8828 17 күн бұрын
He can’t read
@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын
@@janedoe8828 Dyslexia requires an attention span bigger than a gnat's.
@rd9669 17 күн бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168if I was drunk and just woke up I would probably give the same speech 😂😂😂
@sterlingfury 17 күн бұрын
It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney
@davidwoods7408 17 күн бұрын
Or 15.
@Jman-uz6gp 17 күн бұрын
Or several dozen.🤣
@stephenmitchell3 17 күн бұрын
Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!
@lion73266 17 күн бұрын
He just needs his helpers at the care home , waiting for his arrival.. it won't be long.
@gattingbowledwarne 17 күн бұрын
@@lion73266listen to Howard stern’s interview with Biden? Just do it. Be honest with yourself.
@schenier 16 күн бұрын
he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid
@trevormorris4073 10 күн бұрын
I love that comment. I often wonder how they can be so damn stupid.
@johnnystewart83 16 күн бұрын
I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!
@williamwarner2518 14 күн бұрын
That's not a stretch for YOU since you've never voted
@rkeller8141 14 күн бұрын
Or any candidate that has R next to name. Too many remain as election deniers and still not held accountable for J6.
@lylegardner7260 13 күн бұрын
@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election. Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?
@debracook1454 13 күн бұрын
I agree... I could NEVER vote for Trump either... the man is nuts..
@williamwarner2518 13 күн бұрын
@@debracook1454 since you've NEVER voted that wont be a stretch...get your striped pajamas ready
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 17 күн бұрын
My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole " She answered :" You're right, he used a 3 inch pole" 😂
@grnddesign 17 күн бұрын
She is a very intelligent, very clever, very quick lady
@aggressiveattitudeera887 17 күн бұрын
*OUCH!*
@joancooney7724 17 күн бұрын
😂
@1432b 17 күн бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@randomuser5897 17 күн бұрын
Nice😂😂
@revwillyg6450 17 күн бұрын
Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy
@nancygibson604 17 күн бұрын
President Biden is the best😊😊😊😊😊
@shielanunn3484 17 күн бұрын
Boring ....lol
@sidgarrett7247 17 күн бұрын
@@shielanunn3484The word is civilized, polite, on worthwhile matters that can and will improve the lives of all of us.
@cotus2408 17 күн бұрын
@@shielanunn3484😡 Save your laughs for the “ looney one “, * DJT ! 😀😂
@sheilahwhite3343 17 күн бұрын
Hey this is his suck up style.
@Ferinex_666 16 күн бұрын
After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president. I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.
@1984knockingatyourdoor 16 күн бұрын
After 40 years of education cuts that should not be shocking
@shelleynowwilson 15 күн бұрын
You guys are doomed. Hugs from Australian.
@corners23251 15 күн бұрын
@@shelleynowwilson Yes doomed and laughing over it from Canada.
@Cornyyn 15 күн бұрын
@Ferinex_666 did you never learn about feudalism in school?
@billpii6314 15 күн бұрын
@@corners23251 What are you laughing at? Trump will invade you first thing.
@chrisyacoback6320 16 күн бұрын
I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period
@triciac1019 15 күн бұрын
Thank you for sharing this! That Noam gets me so angry she killed him!
@chrisyacoback6320 15 күн бұрын
@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem
@sylvia106 15 күн бұрын
@@chrisyacoback6320wasn’t the puppy a wire haired pointer?
@chrisyacoback6320 15 күн бұрын
@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such
@littlewoodimp 15 күн бұрын
Even if it was a no go for a working dog - rescues are a thing!
@kellysanchez1000 17 күн бұрын
"They wont let me testify!"..... this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.
@Mister_Grey_ 17 күн бұрын
"Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth” Josef Goebbels It still works at least for him and his bubble🙄
@mattw7949 17 күн бұрын
He knows who his audience is.
@mlbrooks4066 17 күн бұрын
He doesn't live in any reality. He lives in Trumplandia.
@calinasagilitypartner4444 17 күн бұрын
His cult members live in that "reality"
@berniecom728 17 күн бұрын
And his lawyer can't control him, easy money for the lawyer for a waste of time. GUILTY
@Nevernowaynope 17 күн бұрын
The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!
@MikeGoesBadaBoom 17 күн бұрын
The best part is trump takes offense 😂
@TheFatAndTheFurious 17 күн бұрын
EVERY WEEK DAY!
@markcramer74 17 күн бұрын
You and the other three hundred people watching him.
@davidallen346 17 күн бұрын
You know Jimmy is right when Trump starts to get upset 😡 🤣
@adamk.7177 17 күн бұрын
@@markcramer74 "He said, as he jealously looked at the 19.4 million subscribers, then cried and peed at the same time"
@MD-ef7nl 16 күн бұрын
"It's a Nubbin", how true those words are to discribe the whole person not just his pinky.
@shirleyandrews1152 5 күн бұрын
😂🤣‼️
@ThanaBrunges-mx7ji 3 күн бұрын
Amen! 😅
@jujubean7254 16 күн бұрын
There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....
@LethalSaliva 15 күн бұрын
I was going to say the same thing 👍
@davidwang4364 15 күн бұрын
@jujubean7254 . . . That is not true. There can be incorrigible dogs just like there can be incorrigible children.
@grahamharrison3521 17 күн бұрын
From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.
@lilianevanbel3123 17 күн бұрын
Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?
@Dangdrangus 17 күн бұрын
Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.
@thanos_6.0 17 күн бұрын
Same from Germany
@GuusJanssen 17 күн бұрын
I'm Dutch, and after living in London from 2011 to 2016 my faith in the UK is down the drain. Like most Europeans btw.
@Paul512 17 күн бұрын
@@GuusJanssen The UK is in the gutter unfortunately. We ain't doing better upnin Scotland
@kait6994 17 күн бұрын
8:51 Trump doesn’t use teleprompters BC HE CAN’T READ!
@lovetafrank7852 17 күн бұрын
It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.
@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын
Precisely!
@sheiladineen9483 15 күн бұрын
Trump uses teleprompter constantly! More lies!
@shadowlesswarrior 16 күн бұрын
It would be nice to have a president who doesn’t lie about using the teleprompter
@carolineatkins2900 14 күн бұрын
It would be nice to have one that can read one. RFK Jr
@shadowlesswarrior 14 күн бұрын
@@carolineatkins2900 RFKJr has no chance of winning. He’s only wasting his time
@kenfletcher1734 16 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.
@shiddykiddy-lp4dz 17 күн бұрын
Anyone with normal intelligence hates him That leaves out Maga
@horaceDaSpidah 17 күн бұрын
The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people
@tkingransom 17 күн бұрын
lol I’ve been accused of Trump derangement syndrome
@Adam-do8eh 17 күн бұрын
@@tkingransom Likewise... Wear it as a Badge if HONOR!
@kindlin 17 күн бұрын
@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.
@gary-rr7jp 17 күн бұрын
@@horaceDaSpidah Just had to say, your name just took me back to my childhood when we blasted the Who on our record player!😁
@suzannmatthews9857 17 күн бұрын
I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.
@oceanscene22 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3 I love magabilly tears.
@user-vv8ux1kn3n 17 күн бұрын
Kimmel please please keep it up.
@itsknotmagic 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3 apparently you don't watch much Jimmy Kimmel
@JozieY1 17 күн бұрын
@stephenmitchell3 I love how Trump can bend down for a pen. Bubbas gonna love it too. 😅😊
@user-tr7yg7zo3j 16 күн бұрын
Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.
@dannyburleigh1 17 күн бұрын
Why does Skunk even want to be President,he has nothing good to offer! He is NO BIG SHOT!! "He's a JOKE!!"
@janrychnovsky6842 15 күн бұрын
Why does a person who doesn't know what he had for lunch at noon want to be president?
@Patyches 14 күн бұрын
Because he's been compromised by Putin.
@sylviajones1114 12 күн бұрын
That's why he wants to be pres...so he can believe he can control those who kept him out!!
@maryangellwalsh 7 күн бұрын
He has always wanted to be president again in order to run out legal statute of limitations. He doesn’t want to go to jail.
@dhulbert855 17 күн бұрын
Hey Donnie! It's WAY past your jailtime!
@stephenmitchell3 17 күн бұрын
And Joey's....and Hillary's.
@rob3539 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3 way past your bedtime too
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3 I know you are, but what am I? Is that how it goes?
@Scriber42076 17 күн бұрын
@stephenmitchell3 can you list the crimes Joey and Hillary committed. Facts not feelings
@Samuel-ym8wz 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet. Anyways I hope you have a good day
@rip9987 17 күн бұрын
Right, he can't testify, but apparently he can violate that same gag order 13 times and get away with it go figure.
@DH-xm3hc 17 күн бұрын
It's digusting that D+ keeps violating this gag order, time and time again and he hasn't been locked up for contempt of court
@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын
@@DH-xm3hc Jurors felt threatened and one was marked for abuse by jesse waters.
@itspersonal3351 17 күн бұрын
He’s allowed to testify. He just won’t. He’s a coward and lacks any ability to speak truthfully.
@elbruces 17 күн бұрын
They're seriously considering giving him a warning. If it's okay with him.
@charleslewis6815 17 күн бұрын
Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!😊
@mikemahoney6840 15 күн бұрын
Jimmy needs to do a part of his show from the courthouse
@hks2377 17 күн бұрын
Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?
@chenzen1578 17 күн бұрын
'If I do it, it's legal' - The Man Of Steal
@dtg7957 17 күн бұрын
You forgot, it's Trump, he's allowed to do so. Any other man of the US has to respect woman, not he himself!
@donalda8017 17 күн бұрын
Same supporters of his said J e ws wouldn't replace them ...now they want to send blanks checks to them
@nelliekenny9630 17 күн бұрын
Ladies bathrooms have cubicles. So what's the problem ?
@LaDemocrazia 17 күн бұрын
@@nelliekenny9630 We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS. So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔
@irandude1655 17 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣
@danielgloverpiano7693 17 күн бұрын
So will the Donny Trump failed presidency. The worst in history. 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@robertverrege8202 15 күн бұрын
Jimmy is funny . He brings a very entertaining slant on trump news.
@liesvdl 17 күн бұрын
A variation on his "I can't show my taxes because I am being audited", which was also major BS.
@bfgivmfith 17 күн бұрын
The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.
@michaelbailey5736 17 күн бұрын
The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.
@TheDarkness1 17 күн бұрын
Did that 4 years ago. Welcome to the club!
@drfranks1158 17 күн бұрын
USA had the chance to deal with the traitor after J6/2020. But did not. Sad.
@desperatedave3573 17 күн бұрын
i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...
@leahness1121 17 күн бұрын
I've lived in a bathrobe for the last 4 days, waiting for the sweet relief of death.
@gregarioustumours2397 17 күн бұрын
The day he's behind bars will be a good day.
@jrgreen7303 17 күн бұрын
The bedt day!
@ThePorpoisepower 17 күн бұрын
as long as it's more than just violating a gag order
@cotus2408 17 күн бұрын
🥰 YES ! A 🎼dancing in the streets 🎶 🎵 moment ! 👍
@rogermorris8737 17 күн бұрын
There will be joy around the free world! Maybe even street parties
@keithosmond5730 17 күн бұрын
@@ThePorpoisepower Even that will put a BIG grin on my face.
@theeddorian 15 күн бұрын
The attorney his head "no" before reversing and nodding, classic.
@marceld6061 15 күн бұрын
Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!
@LJHB0922 17 күн бұрын
I’m still wondering how killing her animals fits in with Kristi Noem’s “pro-life” stance…🤔
@gogreen7794 17 күн бұрын
The animals weren't embryos or zygotes. The executions were carried out with a gun, which is the ultimate expression of "freedom" in Noem's world.
@mikemichael445 17 күн бұрын
Exactly
@dwaynezilla 17 күн бұрын
-Pro-life- Pro-control
@Al-oe8ib 17 күн бұрын
Like every republican…pro their own life…F everyone else’s
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
She aborted the puppy nine months after it was born.
@stephaniebarrett6921 17 күн бұрын
Kristi should be charged with animal cruelties.... and all her animals rehomed .
@filonin2 17 күн бұрын
Unfortunately the statute of limitation is only 7 years for a class 6 felony in South Dakota which is why she felt safe to brag about it.
@patriciabeck7293 16 күн бұрын
I wonder how she treated her own children?
@christianheidt5733 16 күн бұрын
Better yet, she should be treated how she treated her animals.
@kayinthepursuitofhappiness2159 16 күн бұрын
Mike Vick?
@williamjones6053 16 күн бұрын
@@patriciabeck7293probably shared ideas with birbert
@Grammy52 16 күн бұрын
His attorney is standing there wishing the earth would open up….
@warrenography 15 күн бұрын
Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.
@momk1321 17 күн бұрын
You know that he is guilty when his wife and children not even in the courtroom
@gary-rr7jp 17 күн бұрын
In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)
@rob3539 17 күн бұрын
The ones we dont know about could be there.
@coolmoon4382 17 күн бұрын
Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
@@stephenmitchell3 Joe Derangement Syndrome
@Dany_Stormborn 17 күн бұрын
@@estebanvaldez3632they all lie, don’t be daft
@tiaroja70 17 күн бұрын
He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!
@susancregg472 17 күн бұрын
If he were anyone else he would have been put in jail.
@LethalSaliva 15 күн бұрын
Smellvis? Magaronis?🤣 Keep it up, Jimmy👍!
@Azazel518 16 күн бұрын
“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.” Joseph Heller, Catch-22
@charlesmartin1121 17 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel for the prosecution. Hell yeah!
@juliancrooks3031 17 күн бұрын
Why not ? It worked for Ukraine having a comedian president
@anthonywest2989 17 күн бұрын
@@juliancrooks3031 zelensky is also a lawyer.
@Therealtruthsocial 17 күн бұрын
@@juliancrooks3031 Trump is a game show host!
@LaDemocrazia 17 күн бұрын
@@juliancrooks3031 Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.
@carolynasfour5644 17 күн бұрын
She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her. So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.
@mikemichael445 17 күн бұрын
What will she do to people when they're no longer *useful* to her?
@senanshortt5521 17 күн бұрын
She “bled out” their pet goat too🙈
@mrsdraper171 17 күн бұрын
It was 3 horses.
@jackcuellar357 17 күн бұрын
My grandfather had a farm. Everything on that farm had a job. From the newborn kittens and puppies to the children. He never shot any of the animals.
@universallyinsync 17 күн бұрын
Try to imagine how she'd deal with human beings under her "rule" if she were VP. Scary gal.
@simplypositiveme 16 күн бұрын
Johnny Cochran!!! IF THE MUSHROOM FITS. LOL 😂
@ronk9830 17 күн бұрын
Donald didn't need a teleprompter for his Gettysburg - WOW speech, me boys! 😂
@rofflestomp684 17 күн бұрын
"Founding Farter"! That is just too funny!
@user-sg6sv9oi6i 17 күн бұрын
😂
@itspersonal3351 17 күн бұрын
💨💯
@Masterdebatorbator 17 күн бұрын
What does every Red Hat have in common? Answer: Hatred.
@Angela-bk7yp 17 күн бұрын
Brilliant
@KPH1992 17 күн бұрын
Tall blonde white aliens exist.
@dredgerivers7730 17 күн бұрын
Fear.
@Alexander_Keiser 17 күн бұрын
And wilful ignorant.
@Yahyia-cv3sx 17 күн бұрын
@@zonian1966chinese manufactured red hats.
@rojorohr4723 16 күн бұрын
I feel the best option to play the role of Jimmy is no other than Matt Damon 👌🏾
@RS3isRealscape 14 күн бұрын
and Fluffy is the sidekick
@user-ns9qx2ms4t 14 күн бұрын
She should not be allowed to remain as governor
@tylerhackner9731 17 күн бұрын
Jimmy is a national treasure
@annedebthune3084 17 күн бұрын
He never disappoints 🎉
@itspersonal3351 17 күн бұрын
One of the best 🔥💙🇺🇸
@michaelmueller2778 14 күн бұрын
i am writing in Jimmy for president.
@Nite2012Mare 17 күн бұрын
The TRIAL(S) of the century should be televised 👍👍
@SusanEva-xv7oq 17 күн бұрын
I agree
@alicetelford9027 17 күн бұрын
FYI….*Cameras in the courtroom have been banned in the state of New York since the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping in 1935.
@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын
@@alicetelford9027 Lindbergh was a proud fascist.
@j.r.weaver9110 17 күн бұрын
The Georgia case WILL be televised. But when?
@apneAtwo 17 күн бұрын
Donald Trump or not if the ex-president of the most powerful country in the world is on trial it should be on tv
@user-di1gy8cq6w 17 күн бұрын
And the projection continues on... *_"Every bathroom, every locker-room, ladies get ready because the men are coming in."_* When he accuses it, he's already done it.
@ashaikh28333691 16 күн бұрын
Giddy Kimmel is the best kind of Kimmel.
@georgegalileo 17 күн бұрын
Chickening out to testify.....just a coward
@kellycury8515 17 күн бұрын
Yeah, and like he's actually going to debate Biden too.
@henrys3629 17 күн бұрын
Yep. He didn't even debate the other candidates, just called them names and losers.
@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын
@@henrys3629 That's as close as Trumpty Dumpty can get to an actual "debate".
@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын
@@kellycury8515 This boast of his was all bluster and no sincerity. Trump wouldn't DARE take Biden on again, he got trashed in their first debate.
@sunshine3914 17 күн бұрын
IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.
@feszty 17 күн бұрын
The fact that Trump is being supported by half of the electorate is both mind blowing and scary.
@itspersonal3351 17 күн бұрын
Not half. 30% at best.
@Dan-yz4qz 17 күн бұрын
Half the country supports tRump, that's the scary part 😭
@jonwyatt3694 17 күн бұрын
Usually only half of the country bothers to vote. So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's support is miniscule, and declining. Theft of top secret national security docs, insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials, huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship, WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.
@markfryer9880 17 күн бұрын
Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error. Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺
@chenzen1578 17 күн бұрын
polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more. But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange
@madg7178 16 күн бұрын
Emmy for Jimmy!!!
@MaryjaneSauceda-nw9hy 2 күн бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@MaryjaneSauceda-nw9hy 2 күн бұрын
🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
@darlaleasure4924 16 күн бұрын
I love this guy. If Defendant Trump does have a teleprompter, He goes off on his rants. No policy, and what he says policy is horrible.
@commonsenseparty1396 17 күн бұрын
Jimmy always finds a way to get under Orange Julius skin, and I'm here for it.
@janedoe8828 17 күн бұрын
Yes he does and I am here also
@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын
Kumquats have the same shade, too, just smaller like the fungi Stormy picked.
@dwaynezilla 17 күн бұрын
@@dthomas9230 are you sure it's not orange kumquiks?
@Weshoff80 17 күн бұрын
Noem has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath.
@kitcobain444 17 күн бұрын
And the actions of one.
@Therealtruthsocial 17 күн бұрын
The name is Gnome!
@janus1958 17 күн бұрын
And she didn't make a "tough" decision, she made a rash and thoughtless one.
@rd9669 17 күн бұрын
And the trigger finger of a mid west outlaw 😂😂😂😂
@andybeans5790 17 күн бұрын
Crusty Gnome
@peterfedun-sk3jt 16 күн бұрын
“Well-soiled machine” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@antonio3026 15 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel one of the best late night talk show hosts ever 😊and Geillermo is the Latin satin that makes the show classy😅. Love ya guys
@andersthuresson 17 күн бұрын
The ability to "bend down like that" will be useful in prison
@scotsmanofnewengland7713 17 күн бұрын
Bubba waits !!!
@dunkelmonkey 17 күн бұрын
😂
@samredbird4225 17 күн бұрын
😂
@edg3048 17 күн бұрын
And quite sure the cell block D gang don't have wee mushrooms..
@el7jake 17 күн бұрын
Come to Pappa, Trumpy!
@jonathonriddle9922 17 күн бұрын
I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the one Trump supporter in NY who would cheer him on... and, yeah, that's exactly what I thought I'd see!
@aa-tx7th 17 күн бұрын
thought it would be a male but bog witch was a close second lol
@mikemichael445 17 күн бұрын
Really?
@donaldadkins1598 17 күн бұрын
Trump's Mar a Lardo resort will accept her.
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
@@mikemichael445 Yes, really.
@Dan0__ 17 күн бұрын
4:37 Trumps Fan Back in the 70s when Reagan was Governor of California, he famously worked to defund mental healthcare, and turned these people out on the streets. And I believe he did it again at the federal level when he was President. They knew what they were doing! Now these folks are the Republican Base!
@frankbarnwell____ 15 күн бұрын
An hour for Don to talk in the witness stand would make Captain Quigg look very sane. (The Cane Mutiny).
@Billyjoseph1013 15 күн бұрын
His attorneys reaction was the same as Utica when Rupaul asked if she smoked weed 🤣 6:36
@terilw 17 күн бұрын
Trump always makes up his own alternative reality.
@dthomas9230 17 күн бұрын
He thinks Fox is real news and the Enquirer deserves a Pulitzer. Dunning and Kruger publishers are under contract.
@DissectGibberish 17 күн бұрын
Now if only he would go live in that alternative reality forevermore...
@daryllect6659 17 күн бұрын
Congratulations Jimmy! You are now part of American history! Awesome!
@Liam_Mellon 16 күн бұрын
There should absolutely be a movie where Guillermo is played by Pedro Pascal!!!
@tiffanyshanley1419 16 күн бұрын
He was pretty great when he was on SNL so I second that
@RS3isRealscape 14 күн бұрын
Fluffy
@robyost6079 17 күн бұрын
The courtroom sketch artist has definitely captured his essence.
@lilianevanbel3123 17 күн бұрын
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate as hell.
@lilianevanbel3123 17 күн бұрын
Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate.
@TheJohn93226 17 күн бұрын
Yes, orange and foul!
@MaryjaneSauceda-nw9hy 2 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@philam1973 17 күн бұрын
He is going to bend down like that for prison.
@lovetafrank7852 17 күн бұрын
Yes he's been practicing
@dianagodwin4504 17 күн бұрын
you go bubba!
@wearethedivineoneearth 17 күн бұрын
Well yeah, he's maga.
@BobbyLightBlue 16 күн бұрын
“The humpback of Bloatre Dame…”😂😂😂
@calexprenas 15 күн бұрын
They courtroom sketch looked very, very realistic to me
@handmadehearts 17 күн бұрын
"I close my eyes and just take it in" : His prison preparation.
@dianagodwin4504 17 күн бұрын
makes it easy for bubba.
@bebM123 17 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tassie5050 17 күн бұрын
I am just dying laughing
@rebeccalyle8443 17 күн бұрын
His lawyer should be disbarred for shaking his head yes when he knows in fact, Trump can testify.
@gary-rr7jp 17 күн бұрын
That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.
@juannagrant-salmon7764 17 күн бұрын
Reminds me of the unfortunate doctor who looked like she endorsed Trump's miracle cure for Covid.
@lilianevanbel3123 17 күн бұрын
@@juannagrant-salmon7764She wanted the ground to swallow her up, she was so embarrassed!
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
tRump's lawyer was like, "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say, boss. I just want to get paid!"
@jeepliving1 17 күн бұрын
His lawyer probably told him he wasn't allowed just to make sure he didn't insist on testifying.
@StephanieLarsen123 15 күн бұрын
Gotta love the expression on the face of the security guard when the 'supporter' is raging.
@AG-iu9lv 17 күн бұрын
That sketch artist is 🔥 😂
@TheSocratease 17 күн бұрын
Isn't it nice to have a president who uses the teleprompter? Thank you President Biden!
@edwardmorehouse1424 17 күн бұрын
Hopefully trump drops the soap in prison.
@ErikPortland 17 күн бұрын
@@edwardmorehouse1424 Nobody would touch that
@sheilaboston7051 17 күн бұрын
Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_
@estebanvaldez3632 17 күн бұрын
A teleprompter is just the evolution of technology from flash cards. What's the bigly deal.
@ErikPortland 16 күн бұрын
@estebanvaldez3632 It's only because Trump isn't very good at using one. Not a great reader.
@johnnichols2474 17 күн бұрын
Mr Kimmel you are absolutely killing it with these monologues
@patchdavis35 17 күн бұрын
I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!
@MaryjaneSauceda-nw9hy 2 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤😂😂😂
@patchdavis35 17 күн бұрын
Your reference as to how the courtroom artist is portraying Mr. Trump highlights my thoughts that it is the same way ALL the tabloids depicted Mrs. Clinton in the 2016 race.. They never failed to portray her her in the most unflattering way, , week after week, in large, front-page photos, at all the grocery checkout lines.
@meafordmichael 13 күн бұрын
Our “FOUNDING FARTER”? Priceless, Jimmy 🤣👏
@irandude1655 17 күн бұрын
When Trump said he is not allowed to Testify. The judge should order him to testify or da e jail time. We will see .
@user-pt1cz4ot1e 17 күн бұрын
I’d love to see him call his bluff, but you can’t be forced to testify when you’re on trial. Lol
@seanmaddex4104 17 күн бұрын
Have you not heard of the 5th amendment?
@geeksrx 17 күн бұрын
The judge can't compel him to testify but he certainly can vocalize in court that the gag order does not prevent him from testifying if he is advised to do so. To clarify of course. 😂
@drefk1973 17 күн бұрын
"da e jail" What the hell does that mean?
@laurenwarwick6517 17 күн бұрын
If 45 testifies..what would it be except continuous pleas of the 5th Amendment? Only time the man cares about a piece of the Constitution.
@lds9117 17 күн бұрын
Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!
@kittikins1 16 күн бұрын
@@almira565ha ha ha, and you watched, cause here you are commenting. Dialing up Jummy's algorithms, so thanks.
@ivanivonovich9863 16 күн бұрын
When the orange ogre is finally gone... The Comedians will have so much harder times to get their laughs. I pity those times a coming.
@moochydacat 16 күн бұрын
@@almira565 orange bot detected
@AAZEDLARC 16 күн бұрын
Kimmel is a national treasure at this point. What an amazing career trajectory, well done
@LoserInChief 16 күн бұрын
@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!
@dessiew 17 күн бұрын
This is the BEST ever opening monologue! Jimmy - Your writing team is phenomenal! You are the G.O.A.T. !
@sheiladodds4186 16 күн бұрын
Thank you for making me LMAO Just awesome. Keep it going people. BC Canada
@Feralzen 17 күн бұрын
Seeing Trump's lawyer trying not to choke on his bullshit is hilarious!
@aggressiveattitudeera887 17 күн бұрын
*"IT'S A NUBBIN! IT'S A NUBBIN!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@keithguilliot9439 16 күн бұрын
"Well soiled machine" 😂😂 why doesn't that surprise me.
@JudeNance 17 күн бұрын
So glad to hear from you Mr. Kimmel 🎉
@heinleinreader 17 күн бұрын
The fact that Noem thinks that killing a 14 month old dog for being a normal 14 month old dog is a tough decision just screams the cruelty of the GOP to the rafters.
@dhulbert855 17 күн бұрын
Ya, Pro-Life, right?!
@heinleinreader 17 күн бұрын
@@dhulbert855 Cricket and the goat and the three horses sure didn't think so.
@chaosopher23 17 күн бұрын
Hatred is a way into Hell. Perhaps I should negotiate with Satan over control of her thermostat and furnace?
@nicotuxedo 17 күн бұрын
i SCREAMED when she said that. Is she okay? Truly?
@kimpraschma8371 17 күн бұрын
I am from South Africa and that woman has totally destroyed the credibility of the USA. We have Vets, if your pet is old, in pain, ill etc. You go to a vet so they can make an assessment and advise you. People here can actually be prosecuted for cruelty to animals.
@Mezzie1957 17 күн бұрын
Trump should know all about going into locker rooms or dressing rooms, full of half dressed women he did that numerous times
@Hirnlego999 17 күн бұрын
"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress. Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant." Teens
@Hirnlego999 17 күн бұрын
"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."
@itspersonal3351 17 күн бұрын
“When you’re a star, they let you do it”. ~ The sexual predator’s brain
@lilianevanbel3123 17 күн бұрын
@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔
@Martin-tn5lm 17 күн бұрын
@lilianevanbel3123 Ancient Man didn't have a house not to mind a room.
@shirleyandrews1152 5 күн бұрын
🤣😂his lawyer can’t decide which way to nod his head😂🤣
@Feminist14 16 күн бұрын
It would have been apropos for F45's attorney to stand up and state, "I am Farticus".
@spifff8888 17 күн бұрын
This lawyer is a tool. He should be ashamed and embarrassed of his behavior.
@JBond-zf4dj 17 күн бұрын
It reminds me of how trump put the doctor on the spot over COVID when he started talking about injecting bleach.
@AsmodeusMictian 17 күн бұрын
Not to worry, I'm sure the insane amounts of cash he's getting to represent the Tangerine Twit will go a REALLY long way to alleviating that shame and embarrassment. This is assuming he's capable of either shame or embarrassment, which is a bold assumption to make given the circumstances.
@ik7482 17 күн бұрын
that he is even trumps lawyer, is hysterical!🤣
@nanettesnowden6513 17 күн бұрын
The judge might have something to say about it... 🤔😵💫
@mattw7949 17 күн бұрын
He's representing Trump. I imagine he's already hit rock-bottom.
@sophiezanep 17 күн бұрын
Stormy's best quote was when Jimmy asked her "Can you tell Donald what to do?" and her response was "No, I don't speak Russian." Either she was well coached or she was super quick.
@aggressiveattitudeera887 17 күн бұрын
I'm told that Stephanie Clifford (Stormy Daniels) is very quick witted. She probably came up with that herself.
@dianagodwin4504 17 күн бұрын
saw some of her not porn videos and she was pretty sharp.
@mikemichael445 17 күн бұрын
She's quick
@Opfzzwm4-7tvstkjpU 15 күн бұрын
Several LOL’s. Thanks, Jimmy!
@stuartb3609 17 күн бұрын
Von Shitzinpants. 😂😂😂
@ChrisM-tn3hx 17 күн бұрын
In Trump's defense, you only need a teleprompter if you can read.
@janedoe8828 17 күн бұрын
Trump can’t read so he would be really loss
@ukm37 17 күн бұрын
What?
@jonathanstorie1081 17 күн бұрын
Yes And He Can't !!
@newname9064 17 күн бұрын
Biden can barely talk
@wingman416 17 күн бұрын
He doesn't need one, but can you turn it around for me? WTF
@user-ue3bp9nq5x 17 күн бұрын
I wish Jimmy was on five night a week. Great stuff.
@beavis4220 17 күн бұрын
Ngl Jimmy wasn’t even on my radar for watching, sure I knew of him and heard of him, but since this feud with dump has heated up I have become a normal watcher now 😂😂💚🙏
@stefantervoort475 17 күн бұрын
‘I can go 2 hours without a teleprompter without making any sense’
@gregedmand9939 17 күн бұрын
I was participating in a Live chat with Michael Cohen and Ben Meiselas when he coined the phrase "Donald Von Shitzenpants". It took me 3 days to stop laughing. To preserve the remaining dignity of the trial and do the right thing by Judge Merchan, Mike has volunteered to not make any further disparaging remarks about Dungald J Shitzenpants, until after he testifies.
@Tassie5050 17 күн бұрын
Can you imagine being in court watching drumps face when he heard that??? 😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
@natalieford3238 17 күн бұрын
I saw that, too!😂😂😂😂
@carlosibarra3396 17 күн бұрын
His diaper wasn’t full yet when he picked up that pen 😅
@methanial73 17 күн бұрын
Don is the Shitler!
@dhulbert855 17 күн бұрын
I think a better moniker would be Von Shitzferbrainz!
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