Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr

Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

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You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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@HunGredy 3 жыл бұрын

That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

@owenwilliams105 3 жыл бұрын

Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

@user-hp9bl6oc1f 3 жыл бұрын

@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

@owenwilliams105 3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

@owenwilliams105 3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

@malikapollard3618 Жыл бұрын

Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

@Andrerc0 2 жыл бұрын

That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

@GirGir183 Жыл бұрын

I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

@muleyamwiinga3988 Жыл бұрын

Typical Parkinson

@DetlefDSoooS 10 ай бұрын

that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

@bels3873 3 жыл бұрын

The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

@danlewis3185 3 жыл бұрын

I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

@ArcticWolf-qd6ev 3 жыл бұрын

@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

@johndoe-pm3wu 3 жыл бұрын

"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

@kellingtonlink956 3 жыл бұрын

What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

@kellingtonlink956 3 жыл бұрын

I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

@rodrigobento4570 3 жыл бұрын

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

@frankcorral4981 3 жыл бұрын

I want to meet Tracy!

@OdinTheFrog 3 жыл бұрын

Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

@olenilsen4660 3 жыл бұрын

@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

@hugojourdain9157 3 жыл бұрын

Best comedian ever🤣

@Gematrinator 3 жыл бұрын

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

@Nikola5982 3 жыл бұрын

He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

@BearLite 3 жыл бұрын

@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

@sethgaston845 3 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

@filmfelineadmin 3 жыл бұрын

Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

@iamdb1990 3 жыл бұрын

the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

@AlexandraVioletta 3 жыл бұрын

I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

@eck2x 3 жыл бұрын

Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

@ieuan._.ch4n945 3 жыл бұрын

rivans 😂

@kermitmurder5536 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol

@stayingloyaltonaymencke606 3 жыл бұрын

True that's what I like

@stayingloyaltonaymencke606 3 жыл бұрын

He's Prof in all meanings of comedy

@renragged 3 жыл бұрын

"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

@bustermk2 3 жыл бұрын

Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

@nnyv0040 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@dpcmufc8798 3 жыл бұрын

Where you from then?

@Shiki0414 3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@davidwilcox5173 3 жыл бұрын

I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

@austincannon4177 3 жыл бұрын

With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

@ZakB96 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment😂😂

@deansmith4752 3 жыл бұрын

bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

@roonieramshaw929 3 жыл бұрын

I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

@Againsttherulescouk 3 жыл бұрын

So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

@kevinwaag9976 3 жыл бұрын

The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

@mackcummy4976 3 жыл бұрын

"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

@wttao39 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

@GlorifiedGameplay 3 жыл бұрын

That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

@peterperfik2126 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

@blaizepatterson2382 3 жыл бұрын

Bet tht hurt 😂

@cubiclelemur 3 жыл бұрын

I did that with my bang energy.

@daviesdavies538 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

@gerrywood-chromick363 3 жыл бұрын

I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

@jamesorme6296 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

@schadowolf 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

@AleksandarIvanov69 3 жыл бұрын

This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

@Attackonmuffin 3 жыл бұрын

2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

@michaelgalt388 Жыл бұрын

“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

@markwagner4909 3 жыл бұрын

I needed a great laugh today Thank you

@neuro1996 3 жыл бұрын

Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

@anthonywstanton 3 жыл бұрын

Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

@halkael2317 3 жыл бұрын

I used to be married... but Im better now

@princezs1907 3 жыл бұрын

good for you

@daviesdavies538 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

@RitchieRosson 3 жыл бұрын

We need to laugh now more than ever.

@denverbowen4430 3 жыл бұрын

absolutely brilliant!!!!

@godsperfectfailures796 3 жыл бұрын

The ending is perfect

@Fuyuzuki168 3 жыл бұрын

i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

@filmfelineadmin 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

@V01Dplays 3 жыл бұрын

That’s generally how comedy works

@ebsmith86 3 жыл бұрын

@Shelldamage 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

@viperishzeus147 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy always makes me laugh

@goodvibrations2751 3 жыл бұрын

That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

@SkyValleySpaceCadet 3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 3 жыл бұрын

This is great!

@javidmirza4584 3 жыл бұрын

Made my day!

@tomfletcher6385 3 жыл бұрын

9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

@jordanu6501 3 жыл бұрын

Love this guy.

@kieranwatts8037 3 жыл бұрын

thank you Jimmy, very cool

@gibson3661 3 жыл бұрын

Best short jokes ever

@mackcummy4976 3 жыл бұрын

That last line though was deadly.

@Paul-324 3 жыл бұрын

8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

@dreliq981 3 жыл бұрын

They both did it to her

@user-mc6zk8tc8c 3 жыл бұрын

She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

@calvinteh3297 3 жыл бұрын

Legend

@wonnelzoldilock7758 3 жыл бұрын

Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

@jamesorme6296 3 жыл бұрын

Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

@GOONER.1886 3 жыл бұрын

james orme it’s a bot account

@stevehudson1111 2 жыл бұрын

possibly the best yet

@mimoochodom2684 3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

@Burga1 3 жыл бұрын

Ur the funniest man ever 😂

@priyankbisht6229 3 жыл бұрын

What an ending😂😂😂😂

@angelarredondo611 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

@connagh11 3 жыл бұрын

GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

@scottishbanta9682 3 жыл бұрын

Smashing video

@dhanikaponnamperuma9145 3 жыл бұрын

3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

@jamesbarrows5003 3 жыл бұрын

Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

@markevans7860 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

@Karajorma 3 жыл бұрын

There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

@grozafitza4913 3 жыл бұрын

This guy laugh is the new thing=))

@matejrojko5812 3 жыл бұрын

great start to an evening

@dreliq981 3 жыл бұрын

Morning for me

@abeerkhatoon1971 3 жыл бұрын

You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

@mickey0303 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

@xtc79 3 жыл бұрын

badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

@alanrosenau6806 3 жыл бұрын

🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

@ronaldbowles1278 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

@chrisadams2728 3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

@keeganrichard8508 3 жыл бұрын

A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

@CynicalOldDwarf 3 жыл бұрын

lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

@markc1894 3 жыл бұрын

That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

@henkie8871 9 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!!!!!

@robinfritz3729 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

@philliphayden2727 3 жыл бұрын

How amazing was that?!?!

@Live-by2vk 3 жыл бұрын

Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

@jessepeeletersonamazin7952 2 жыл бұрын

0:32 hahaha

@jusbetson 3 жыл бұрын

When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

@welshgit 3 жыл бұрын

2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

@SoulTouchMusic93 3 жыл бұрын

yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

@alnotterbot5590 3 жыл бұрын

But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

@willdenoble1898 3 жыл бұрын

Al Notterbot hahahaha

@bogdanbuda8118 3 жыл бұрын

When this was still ok to do...

@kyrie4451 3 жыл бұрын

Tracy is lovely.

@hollybigelow5337 Жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 3 жыл бұрын

Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

@MW-wz9dh 3 жыл бұрын

Love you're video

@AlukardTheDeathknight 3 жыл бұрын

😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

@therealgamer4065 3 жыл бұрын

Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

@ohareair552 3 жыл бұрын

This video should have more views

@melissachartrand1471 Жыл бұрын

I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

@craigthornton1971 3 жыл бұрын

He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

@johnmatrix7003 3 жыл бұрын

At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

@outseeker 3 жыл бұрын

hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

@bonoxchampion3820 3 жыл бұрын

@Phantom yes i do love adblocker

@AdolfAuschwitz79 3 жыл бұрын

I have a bag of chip!

@Opine_Divine 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

@paulatreanor5566 10 ай бұрын

Went to see him before laughter all night.

@bartersmile508 3 жыл бұрын

AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

@erikeriksen6685 3 жыл бұрын

Which show is this sketch from?

@demonwhisper1543 3 жыл бұрын

Name of full show please?

@SqueekyBums 3 жыл бұрын

Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

@MartinWillett 3 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZfaq think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

@SqueekyBums 3 жыл бұрын

@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

@hockysa 3 жыл бұрын

just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona

@mrsanchaz2003 Жыл бұрын

Tracy! You are famous

@noahabraham4539 3 жыл бұрын

I got head on the top deck of a bus. The awkward part is when the school kids got on the bus and I tried to stop her she kept going. Jacket over head but ... yeah not comfortable