jimmy's most savage roasts | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr

Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr really does not take any prisoners when he delivers a roast. He sees a target and he pounces. Let's enjoy 12 minutes of his most savage roasts.
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@MbisonBalrog
@MbisonBalrog Жыл бұрын
I hope no scandals ever come out bout Jimmy and that he a great dude in real life.
@prollins6443
@prollins6443 Жыл бұрын
There was a tax scandal, but he got over it
@mavlnt
@mavlnt 8 ай бұрын
@@prollins6443eh, that doesn’t really make you a bad person though. at least he isn’t touching children LOL
@JamifyYT
@JamifyYT 8 ай бұрын
So does he!
@rossi180
@rossi180 6 ай бұрын
He just thanked us for watching the video I think he’s ok
@Shebznfn
@Shebznfn 2 ай бұрын
Besides a couple of jokes that might have pushed the unspoken rules of comedy, he really hasnt done anything horrible in his actions, just a clever man who loves to experiment with jokes and isnt scared to fail
@robsmithracing
@robsmithracing Жыл бұрын
The clip with the guy asleep who says he’s a footballer is called Stephen Farrell. He’s now in management with the club and still gets a ribbing over this. 😂
@angrytedtalks
@angrytedtalks Жыл бұрын
I can imagine Jimmy as a dinner guest. I would either choke to death laughing or go hungry to avoid showering everyone with my mouth contents giggling.
@bryanlariviere5702
@bryanlariviere5702 9 ай бұрын
Okay that "You may have whispered it but just picked up an echo" THAT was savage.
@anonymousstrangeness7348
@anonymousstrangeness7348 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr is a crazy man ---and we wouldn't have it any other way 😂 👍
@lateramae
@lateramae 6 ай бұрын
The Viagra bit with the kid in the green shirt got me. That was hilarious!
@heathstory9655
@heathstory9655 Жыл бұрын
Love this dude! His interaction with the audience is so good
@IlikeSpicyNoodles
@IlikeSpicyNoodles Жыл бұрын
Now this is the Jimmy I expect with every video.
@HardlyQuinn
@HardlyQuinn Жыл бұрын
OK why is the name "mongo" beeped out? They do know its the name of a character he is quoting who speaks in the third person right? I also love how THATS the offensive part 😆 🤣
@samgarrod4781
@samgarrod4781 Жыл бұрын
But it isn't though.
@ralfjansen9118
@ralfjansen9118 Жыл бұрын
Mongo could be offensive for disabled people with down syndrome... Well, with all his cussing I would not care but in some areas of the world this is considered inappropriate.
@samgarrod4781
@samgarrod4781 Жыл бұрын
@@ralfjansen9118 Not here. 👊👍❤
@danieln9226
@danieln9226 Жыл бұрын
@@ralfjansen9118 bruh if the "offensive words" need to be bleeped, Jimmy wouldn't have a career.
@ralfjansen9118
@ralfjansen9118 Жыл бұрын
@@danieln9226 I agree, and that is what I mean with "with all his cussing". I just answered the question.
@cerealkiller7734
@cerealkiller7734 Жыл бұрын
I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh. Thanks Jimmy.
@Tht1Gy
@Tht1Gy Жыл бұрын
From The States: Always love Jimmy!!!
@SailingCapellaC
@SailingCapellaC Жыл бұрын
saw you live in montreal, love your performances jimmy!
@papakias3922
@papakias3922 Жыл бұрын
When wAs he there?
@OzzySusan
@OzzySusan Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh of course and keeping the algorithm happy. 🤣 🤣 Australia 🇦🇺 ❣🌟
@triniraper
@triniraper 2 ай бұрын
my face is hurting with laughter
@SevenDeMagnus
@SevenDeMagnus Жыл бұрын
Tough job but they are the masters. God bless.
@geckowarrior30
@geckowarrior30 Жыл бұрын
Parents always love me as a dinner guest
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
He's gonna have to pay that tenner now.
@zippydingding5558
@zippydingding5558 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic job
@electrix10
@electrix10 Жыл бұрын
This guy is gold! Diamant even, so fucking funny
@DrDeusExMachina
@DrDeusExMachina 10 ай бұрын
You mean Dynamite? Perhaps you should learn to read and write before you go willy nolly about the internet
@ddity-ub7hc
@ddity-ub7hc 8 ай бұрын
@@DrDeusExMachinaI think he meant diamond buddy
@final_mile_music9713
@final_mile_music9713 Жыл бұрын
When Jimmy looked like Jimmy.
@BleedeRHUN
@BleedeRHUN 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is Sheldon, if he were interested in comedy and dark humour instead of physics
@DariusSarrafi
@DariusSarrafi Жыл бұрын
You are the funniest comedian I've ever seen/heard. And I've seen everything Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor have done!
@stereoroid
@stereoroid Жыл бұрын
“Mongo” is not offensive if you’ve seen Blazing Saddles.
@thisistherealshabi
@thisistherealshabi Жыл бұрын
Love you ❤
@chrisvaughan2462
@chrisvaughan2462 Жыл бұрын
5:17 couple of Ed Sheerans there…
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion Жыл бұрын
As long as *it* hits the sides,dude, you're 👍 good....
@michaelmcginley7930
@michaelmcginley7930 Жыл бұрын
60 year old Stranraer footballer
@umpalumpa3660
@umpalumpa3660 Жыл бұрын
nice
@tombackhus7212
@tombackhus7212 Жыл бұрын
i remember hearing these on... oh yeah..some random page 3 years ago. great work Jimmy
@deeznuts3186
@deeznuts3186 Жыл бұрын
bro these shows are like 10 years old the jokes are his own lmao
@weirdunclebob
@weirdunclebob Жыл бұрын
9:48 I've heard him tell this joke a few times in this actual show but never noticed that he said it wrong! Should've been mantlepiece not fireplace, of course. I've never understood the comparison, really, as I like seeing a pretty face when I'm with a woman! lol Ah, memories... :P
@waynepantry7023
@waynepantry7023 Жыл бұрын
It goes ... " Who looks at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire ? But a pretty mantlepiece helps when the fire won't go "... Doesn't weird Bob like a pretty face when with a man also ? Lots Of Love to you also...
@weirdunclebob
@weirdunclebob Жыл бұрын
@@waynepantry7023 Nope, weirdunclebob doesn't slide that way! Ladies only 😁
@JoshNieporte
@JoshNieporte Жыл бұрын
Jamaica!
@benny3449
@benny3449 6 ай бұрын
The thumbnail should have been Jimmy savage !
@paulnolan4971
@paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын
Probably seen all these but ya know.
@nicholasmartin297
@nicholasmartin297 Жыл бұрын
Why was the word “Mungo” bleeped out at 3:43 ?
@jamiemcknight8598
@jamiemcknight8598 Жыл бұрын
Would Canada allow him? I'm laughing my ass off..
@billmunroe889
@billmunroe889 Жыл бұрын
He's coming to Victoria or Vancouver in the spring
@nutter789
@nutter789 Жыл бұрын
Enjoy your riches, you deserve them ❤❤❤❤
@simonrodgers8902
@simonrodgers8902 Жыл бұрын
How can Julio be a gay when he's sitting next to a stunner?
@Swenser
@Swenser Жыл бұрын
Please be on skit stage with Roger Federer.
@nextari
@nextari Жыл бұрын
What is strand-ra football club?
@foddyfoddy
@foddyfoddy Жыл бұрын
Stranraer
@HouseSanity
@HouseSanity Жыл бұрын
What's a coche?
@yeltsin6817
@yeltsin6817 Жыл бұрын
He is coming to Hamilton Ontario in April. Taking my wife. She has no idea what she’s in for
@fredjerik6592
@fredjerik6592 Жыл бұрын
he still alive
@PoPPaHoBBiT
@PoPPaHoBBiT Жыл бұрын
Unlock I never controlling safe system oh it's water you probably heard of it then they make a suggestion of crowd people laughing expect to Lap with them making sense of humour jokes putting sense of humour inside of a person to make their laugh smile and giggle
@leucidius
@leucidius Жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the “sorry it’s quite possible you just whispered that and it picked up an echo” lmao I’m dumb af
@jcbanbury
@jcbanbury Жыл бұрын
Seriously??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣
@mattbaxter1469
@mattbaxter1469 Жыл бұрын
He's insinuating that she has a loose vagina 😂
@sweetnuthin
@sweetnuthin Жыл бұрын
comparing her vagina to a cave i think
@Dewi-H
@Dewi-H Жыл бұрын
Did they censor the word "mundo"?
@josephsalmonte4995
@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын
The word was "mongo" 😉
@jetplayer77
@jetplayer77 Жыл бұрын
Did they really bleep out Mongo no lie? Smh
@SevenDeMagnus
@SevenDeMagnus Жыл бұрын
LOL
@avianokke2281
@avianokke2281 Жыл бұрын
its not water its a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er
@Dadecorban
@Dadecorban Жыл бұрын
It's going to turn out that Jimmy was gay....and some of you are going to be like "Huh, didn't see it"
@jankompos2330
@jankompos2330 Жыл бұрын
WHERE I WORK WE HAVE COMEDY AMATUERS ,WITH SOME COACHING THEY CAN BECOME PROFESSIONALS
@jonsmith1162
@jonsmith1162 Жыл бұрын
Your caps lock is broken.
@babisbabinos7463
@babisbabinos7463 Жыл бұрын
his beleve in covit19 xaxaxxaxxaxaxaxa
@Thedrysurrealbloke
@Thedrysurrealbloke Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Fun-Loving-Criminal
@Fun-Loving-Criminal Жыл бұрын
I didn't read the leaflet in my packet of Viagra.. Unfortunately I rubbed my eyes after handling it and it made me look hard for hours.. 😏
@loisking5845
@loisking5845 Жыл бұрын
haha
@kevinsaviro2708
@kevinsaviro2708 Жыл бұрын
Like a sex machine
@MrBrownnn696
@MrBrownnn696 Жыл бұрын
lmfao Jimmy is funny NOOOOO!!!!!!!
@maxxxe2u
@maxxxe2u 3 ай бұрын
😈👍🏴‍☠
@chriselliott726
@chriselliott726 Жыл бұрын
Does he make me laugh, yes. Does some of his material seem out of place in 2022, I think so.
@user-vq1bl7bi8c
@user-vq1bl7bi8c 7 ай бұрын
You think like Twitter
@janzo5571
@janzo5571 Жыл бұрын
i fucking love you Jimmy if you could cure cancer like you cure depression the world would be great
@waynepantry7023
@waynepantry7023 Жыл бұрын
Stopping swearing could help you . . .
@janzo5571
@janzo5571 Жыл бұрын
@@waynepantry7023 no
@ddity-ub7hc
@ddity-ub7hc 8 ай бұрын
@@janzo5571fuck no*
@jsc3417
@jsc3417 Жыл бұрын
he lost a lot of weight.
@michaelpostolan8155
@michaelpostolan8155 Жыл бұрын
jimmy carr whose he?
@eustachetraista3456
@eustachetraista3456 9 ай бұрын
Wtf an 14 old kid is doing there ffs ?
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 Жыл бұрын
The Scottish guy at the start is a plant for sure as he has made heckles in earlier videos. Actually I suspect they are all plants ;)
@andysimmons1842
@andysimmons1842 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy, please send me money so I can get a cool hairline like you. 😊😊😊
@lindemann247
@lindemann247 Жыл бұрын
I don't get British jokes
@hootboon5323
@hootboon5323 5 ай бұрын
they are quick witted and word play is halarious
@chris-vn6sw
@chris-vn6sw Жыл бұрын
Is he wearing eyeliner ? 🤔🤔
@waynepantry7023
@waynepantry7023 Жыл бұрын
Are you ?
@eigenstate9611
@eigenstate9611 Жыл бұрын
Maybe.. it’s common for people on stage to wear eye shadow and eye liner because of the stage lighting. I’ve never been to a play or musical where the actors weren’t wearing eye liner.
@jeffreydenger-huff7613
@jeffreydenger-huff7613 Жыл бұрын
Whenever you see ANY entertainer in a movie or on TV, they all have makeup on. Stage lights make the performers faces look washed out. It's necessary.
@christophe2570
@christophe2570 Жыл бұрын
Should I really laugh....this is some dark stuff...
@twilightresonance1789
@twilightresonance1789 Жыл бұрын
snowflake
@neilsaxton109
@neilsaxton109 Жыл бұрын
Is Jimmy Carr not well. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight at the end
@roystonrubble7103
@roystonrubble7103 Жыл бұрын
Gonna steal anymore of George Carlins bits?
@saad12ification
@saad12ification Жыл бұрын
This guy is simply not funny
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