Trump’s Stupid Idea to Arm Teachers, Fox News in Hot Water Over Election Fraud Claims & War on Woke

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Donald Trump did something miraculous over the weekend and filed a financial disclosure report that includes earnings from his many ventures, Truth Social is the 10,953rd most visited site in the world, the huge defamation trial filed by Dominion Voting Systems against Fox News will start tomorrow and Fox is in a very difficult position, Trump spoke at a big NRA Convention in Indianapolis this weekend pushing his dumb ideas to arm teachers, he treated the NRAholes to one of his classic riffs on how you can’t use the N-word, a new edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” Mike Pence took the stage at the NRA convention and will announce his intention to run for President by May, Joe Biden is fielding a primary challenge from Joe Exotic, Mike Lindell is focused on Ron DeSantis, Newsmax has some serious concerns about woke culture, and some companies are doing the exact opposite of trying to be more inclusive.
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@8arrows Жыл бұрын

Thank you so fuggin’ much for pointing out how low the ratings are for Truth Social! That made my night!

@aileenburke4667 Жыл бұрын

I really hope he sees this.

@8arrows Жыл бұрын

@@aileenburke4667 tipping my crown royal @ya. Cheers Aileen.

@mikeh6084 Жыл бұрын

Low ratings? I knew Kimmel was going to fail

@shaynegreenaway4345 Жыл бұрын

Like the ratings for his show are any better

@harpcht8487 Жыл бұрын

@@mikeh6084 love trumps and his followers tears 😂😂😂😂

@JeanMorgan-bg9jf Жыл бұрын

As a former career teacher, I have to say that if administrators or the Board would have told me to have a gun in the classroom, I would have quit on the spot. What a horrible idea! Dangerous idea!

@prestonshobe Жыл бұрын

Trump used the word willing.. "arm every willing teacher". Therefore, they would not have told you that you had to have a gun in the classroom.

@sisterpamop Жыл бұрын

The "willing" scares me just as much.

@marcderoos9496 Жыл бұрын

Every circus needs a clown.

@georgesouthwick7000 Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of something I saw on the old All in the Family TV show. Archie said he had a plan that would stop all the airline hijackings. His solution? “Arm all the passengers”.

@mgmoody42 Жыл бұрын

I went to a Catholic parochial school. The teachers, for the most part, were nuns. If they were armed, Sister James Carmel would have shot me 500 time during 3rd grade.

@patriciamckean4682 Жыл бұрын

If nuns are packing, watch out 😮 particularly the nun that taught my third grade, she was already beating on kids and throwing are locker cloths around to name a few that has stuck with me 😅

@onnasun8122 Жыл бұрын

LOL!!! I grew up in the time when nuns had wooden rulers and they did not hesitate to use them on kids.

@brettpilkington9539 Жыл бұрын

Shame! Shame! Shame !

@sprig5173 Жыл бұрын

Those nuns were vicious enough with canes.

@vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын

I have heard about him teachers! They don't need guns to keep discipline!

@musicinggp Жыл бұрын

I'm gonna be soooo pissed off if Dominion settles. Go to trial and destroy fox forever.

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

They will definitely settle, but it's going to cost them "biggly".😅

@neilbarratt1523 Жыл бұрын

Not gonna happen since nearly all their programs are blowing msm out of the water.

@FutureChaosTV Жыл бұрын

If they could get Murdoch and his family thrown out of the country and made persona non grata for life - just a dream and a hope...

@slappygilmour1984 Жыл бұрын

@@JustBob5150 any settlement will include Fox not accepting guilt probably

@elizabethdjokovic2691 Жыл бұрын

Fox should be held accountable for its actions . A billion dollar fine is not enough.

@RankinMsP Жыл бұрын

How do the same people who don't trust teachers to teach kids with books, want to arm those same teachers? 😑

@mmiller7965 3 ай бұрын

Great comment!!

@trueblaze84 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, if someone can run out of a building carying a 500 LB fridge on one sholder and a fur coat on the other, they should be allowed to keep it.

@Queina1 14 күн бұрын

Kind of reminds me of where I used to live. 4th floor apartment. The front door had 3 locks. But I never locked the back door leading out to the patio. And someone told me once that I should always lock that door. I said why??? They said, what if someone climbed over my balcony and and like tried to steal my 62 inch tv or something. I said if they can get up to the 4th floor balcony, grab the VERY heavy tv and take it back over the balcony railing, they're very welcome to it.

@emb5048 Жыл бұрын

It’s a crying shame that trial won’t be aired.

@amberturdcoloringbook1733 Жыл бұрын

I know 😥😥

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

It would Simeoultaneously be HYSTERICAL and MASSIVELY Sad and Pathetic (not to mention an embarrassment to (much of) Society) to see God tryin' to talk in a Straight line in front of a judge.

@Paulpoission Жыл бұрын

The audio might be live-streamed though!!

@WestShoreMan Жыл бұрын

@@drumbum3.142 Huh

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

@@Paulpoission Strained thru the paintbrush of Picasso..

@debrahelmlinger6256 Жыл бұрын

And when an armed teacher has a bad day

@Nola50 Жыл бұрын

Even more shooter's

@SN-bl6xm Жыл бұрын

Then they will arm all students. 🤮

@HookLine48 Жыл бұрын

Is that why you don’t own a gun, because you might have a bad day?

@mascott1963 Жыл бұрын

Exactly !

@Nola50 Жыл бұрын

@@HookLine48 We shouldn't have to own gun's. We shouldn't have to live that way!! Do you have a little turtle? Are you scared of everything? Is that why you own a gun?

@prOGamer-ul5zc Жыл бұрын

As a former teacher of 23 years, I can tell you right now, terrible idea. Not to mention, WHO IS PAYING FOR THAT? Teachers have to buy their own classroom supplies, but yea, the districts are gonna buy guns for them. DOMINION, DO NOT SETTLE!

@ingridllinas5612 Жыл бұрын

I wont ever forget this episode. Guns to teachers, running with a fridge. Gosh! He is nuts!

@saintkenny9296 Жыл бұрын

Trump for prison, 2024!

@JohnL-fn9no Жыл бұрын

What crime 😈👈 Trump 2024🇺🇸✊

@Leonaza7 Жыл бұрын

I hope they don’t settle. This country needs this trial.

@amberturdcoloringbook1733 Жыл бұрын

trump's tiny little hands need some tiny little handcuffs 🤡👐

@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын

Dominion said they will not settle w/o a public apology made by FOX hosts and a their money. I heard FOX offered them 500k. 🙄

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Yep. Fox News is just reaping what they sow at this point.

@maxinel1776 Жыл бұрын

@@sweett2185 The case is going to trial. I guess Fox didn’t want to make a public apology

@66pens87 Жыл бұрын

Oh let’s not even talk about the Liberal news channels and their list of lost lawsuits.

@JohnnyC10071959 Жыл бұрын

The team that creates this show is the best in late-night history. Every night the monologue has gut-busting humor. at the expense of soulless republicans. I love it.

@alexaales7937 Жыл бұрын

'Drunk DT' is just genius, pure and simple genius!

@henrys.3406 Жыл бұрын

As an European who once worked in the US as a college teacher, the sole idea of arming teachers makes me shiver. This is very very sick.

@jackderipper2233 Жыл бұрын

The Republicans never run out of bad ideas.

@Thejbirdy Жыл бұрын

@@jackderipper2233 The SCOURGE of this nation, the GOP

@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like prison? This is seriously beyond messed up!

@thejman9388 Жыл бұрын

Why do you want ppl as helpless as possible in an emergency? the fbi has and cdc have both confirmed that 5 times as much crime is prevented per year by armed citizens and that 96% of the time a person is armed during an active shooter incident that stop the shooter.

@matthewwiederspan3025 Жыл бұрын

@@thejman9388 Hmm…the “good guy with a gun” didn’t show up to prevent the last few mass shootings (the Christian school in Nashville, TN; the bank in Louisville, KY; the birthday party in Dadeville, AL; and so on). And those shootings occurred in states where open carry without permits is legal. Where are all of the “good guys with guns” you speak of?

@user-dg9pu4pe9d Жыл бұрын

I would be impressed if someone ran out of a store carrying a refrigerator.

@geoffoconnor3487 Жыл бұрын

Andre the Giant, maybe.

@LowPlainsDrifter60 Жыл бұрын

Someone running out with a "big little everything" would be impressive too.

@ianb9028 Жыл бұрын

Not as much as I would be at someone running out a refrigerator carrying a store. Sorry I’ll see my self out.

@MrStaybrown Жыл бұрын

The only stealing I see is white women running out of Walmart with carts full of groceries. They usually abandon the cart and try running for their dodge charger in their pajamas, and flip flops..😂😂 I'm sure their MAGA'ts too.

@dennisbruechert6233 Жыл бұрын

Teachers are not paid enough to act as your childrens bodyguards. And you shouldn't expect or demand them to do so

@HK-sg8wg Жыл бұрын

Anyone doing a MS would now target teachers, can you imagine

@barbarahendricks2967 Жыл бұрын

My daughter works in public schools system I sure in hell don't want her to carry a gun. Teacher's are educator not police officer.

@jifoejoe Жыл бұрын

Exactly!! They didn't sign up for that and what if they aren't comfortable with guns or are terrified of them. I am! I'm an educator in Higher Ed and I am terrified of guns going off at the wrong time, a kid getting a hold of it etc. etc.

@watchandjewelryloft4713 Жыл бұрын

They should be allowed to. And honestly, where's the guards like others get? Are children not worth protecting in the same way? Nashville shooter could've broken in with a rock. What kind of security is that?

@knowntobehonest Жыл бұрын

Dennis i just hope you don't take this stupid idea serious.

@joanlivingston3769 Жыл бұрын

One of your best Jimmy! Actually laughing out loud at my kitchen table.

@FallenMuse81 Жыл бұрын

At Uvalde the parents had the bigger balls one of the moms is being charged for going in and rescuing her child because the cops were standing outside. And it gets so much worse from there right now

@josephadiaz8343 Жыл бұрын

That lady was a heroin, bless her heart.♥️🙏✝️✌️😎

@brianwills4398 Жыл бұрын

Too bad none of the teachers were armed, they could've saved many innocent kids lives.

@BarbaraMatteau Жыл бұрын

@@brianwills4398 are you joking? In TN, the school there had staff with guns. No help at all.

@artlesscalamity348 Жыл бұрын

@@brianwills4398 you’re really chugging that NRAa Kool-aid. The cops admitted on record that they did not want to go in because they were afraid of the automatic weapon that the killer had. That’s how well your “good guys with guns” theory works in the real world.

@seanbrown9048 Жыл бұрын

And a Border Patrol agent running past coward local cops to end the terror.

@sci-fi.tsunami Жыл бұрын

7:41 Wow! This really brings back the memories. We actually -went- suffered through 4 years of this psychobabble non-stop. "Apartment stores", "big little everything". And some people want 4 more years of it.

@Jason-zd1pn Жыл бұрын

I'm so mentally exhausted at this point.

@jayr6666 Жыл бұрын

Tell me, what good has happened in the last four years for america?

@dceplay Жыл бұрын

@jason ross - Well for starters, Trump was voted out of office......

@Jason-zd1pn Жыл бұрын

@@jayr6666 Trump got VOTED OUT of office. Dear Lord and savior Trump, please save us all. Except for them, amen

@mcnall34 Жыл бұрын

@@dceplay that’s one of, if not the best thing that’s happened in our lifetime. Him getting indicted is another great day in American history.

@slinkydog247 Жыл бұрын

Getting massive Bueford T Justice vibes from drunk Donald 😂😂

@justjokes-shorts9239 Жыл бұрын

It is a terrible shame that the trial won't be broadcast.

@shermanculbertson6244 Жыл бұрын

It never ceases to shock me that Trump was once president.

@kika-ge5qr Жыл бұрын

We failed big time! Just heard it was Israel that got him in. 🤮

@tjcombo9328 Жыл бұрын

yup he taught this naught that you can lie , cheat, grift, and corrupt your way to the highest office in the land! and taught that once youre potus that you are above the law!Like serving in the military is for losers and suckers!

@aliengranpa Жыл бұрын

The sad part is he probably will again too. There's enough stupid in America to swing the vote.

@gamepapa1211 Жыл бұрын

Then you will be shocked to hear that one-third of the country a) still thinks he's president, and b) wants him to run for office again in 2024.

@cherlyn1221 Жыл бұрын

Does it cease to shock you how anyone still wants more of him around today? I see right through his BS. Thank God for those of us who live in reality...it sucks, but it's definitely better with him gone.

@kimberlycornelius7911 Жыл бұрын

Hard to believe people raise money for billionaires smh

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

Rubes

@Gabbyness41 Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy, right?

@DejaVuSept11 Жыл бұрын

It’s called Trump’s tax break

@kika-ge5qr Жыл бұрын

American greed.

@femmebrulee5053 Жыл бұрын

The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.

@jamesdavis6036 Жыл бұрын

From Johnny Carson to this in one generation!

@bulletproofair Жыл бұрын

The responsibility to defend schools from active shooters should NOT be put on the backs of teachers...

@gchriskonrath09 Жыл бұрын

Drunk tonald drump 😂

@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын

The NY "Running with a refrigerator on your back" marathon, has been rescheduled to June 16th because of the expected celebrations in the streets, once the new indictments are filed in court.

@dand3975 Жыл бұрын

Duuha Bears, football team used to have a player named The Refrigerator.

@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын

@@dand3975 Oh Yeah, I hear he lost a lot of muscle weight, since his retirement. They call him 'mini bar', these days.

@teaberrywmn Жыл бұрын

Jimmy provides just the right amount of levity to this crazy country.

@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын

How is the google profiting from one-liner sock puppets making comments? Plus more offensive ads! Maybe depoliticizing America's legal system would help? So: "A nonpartisan Justice may compel two recusals by junior partisan Justices." How about that idea?

@toddroberts8020 Жыл бұрын

The meat riding is crazy quit glazing

@stephanleo Жыл бұрын

Instead of laughing at Trump, we should be petrified by the fact that this guy is a messiah to a lot of Americans!

@marybarry2230 Жыл бұрын

And the antichrist to the rest of us😮

@m.racheljones7019 Жыл бұрын

He's fading away. His supporters are a dwindling minority.

@stani101 Жыл бұрын

Scary

@WZahnle Жыл бұрын

We can do two things. The American People are quite the multitaskers.

@jonjones6583 Жыл бұрын

We love and worship Trump.

@caseyjones9716 Жыл бұрын

And THIS guy had the nuclear codes !!

@brokenangel2224 Жыл бұрын

I KNOW!! TERRIFYING, isn't it??

@LowPlainsDrifter60 Жыл бұрын

I think you mean the 'N' codes.

@crystalshaw8744 4 ай бұрын

There you go...

@Jill_MA Жыл бұрын

Lol I was a high school teacher and some of those kids are lucky I wasn't armed.

@kathygodfrey3158 Жыл бұрын

😂 love it

@sweett2185 Жыл бұрын

My son's sentiments exactly. He was 7th grade math.

@jasonsabbath6996 Жыл бұрын

As if a teacher's job isn't hard enough, let's make them cops too! And they won't earn a dollar more. Just sad.

@lancewedor5306 Жыл бұрын

Jill M Got it. I for one have never shot a child who didn't need it! Elements of Conduct do require a completed checklist and fee. Thus fewer mistakes are made.

@Rejectingmodernity01 Жыл бұрын

@@jasonsabbath6996 thats why this is a free country, you can choose to protect yourself and others or not its up to you, i dont need to get paid more for trying to save my life as well as others lives if your life is worth fighting for then you would do whatever it takes to save it

@ralphperry3576 Ай бұрын

Thank God for Jimmy!

@davidlaroche4537 Жыл бұрын

Love Jimmy. He’s great and gives great info.

@davidlaroche4537 Жыл бұрын

Give guns to teachers in schools? Armed security guards would stop mass shooters? Really?

@blackbox1024 Жыл бұрын

@@davidlaroche4537 You're right, instead of having a chance to neutralise the shooter, it's a way better idea to let him get as many killings as possible. What's your solution ret*rdet sherlock ?

@chrisheidrich6265 Жыл бұрын

@@davidlaroche4537 Yes why would it not stop a shooter or are you better off waiting for the cops? Kind of a no brainer here wouldn't you think

@johngarrhet2235 Жыл бұрын

@@davidlaroche4537 Armed bank security? Why have that? We should fire all of them and leave protection to the cops. CLEARLY that works out well. 🙄

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

"He's got feet like a giant baby!" He's got everything like a giant baby.. to hear Stormy tell it.

@faemike55 Жыл бұрын

Most of the time when I hear Trump speak, I either face palm or shake my head. What I heard tonight made me do both. My ears are still ringing.

@Gabbyness41 Жыл бұрын

Worse than nail on a chalkboard! 😆

@faemike55 Жыл бұрын

@@Gabbyness41 How about five nails on a chalkboard? Would that make your ears bleed?🤣🤣

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

@@Gabbyness41 The chalkboard, calling the nail back.. Or Visa Versa.. . 🤔

@drumbum3.142 Жыл бұрын

"He" also makes me Laugh Hysterically as well with his Masterful, Serpentine, Indecisive, Garbled Mush.. ... A *VACUUM* Makes more sense.. .

@faemike55 Жыл бұрын

@@drumbum3.142 And is actually more useful. Of course, his mind contains an almost perfect vacuum.

@JohnHoffman65 Жыл бұрын

‘Drunk Donald Trump’ makes it all sound alright.

@susanwelch9087 Жыл бұрын

That Drunk Trump was hysterical.

@angelusmortis3150 Жыл бұрын

Trump is the one guy that will unite the Democrats and independents and GenZ and normal Republicans to vote against him. 😂😂😂😂😂

@UncleEbenezer77 Жыл бұрын

His supporters don’t believe in independent voters. To them, if you don’t support Trump, you’re either a “democRat” or a “RINO”.

@thudtheace Жыл бұрын

Yep, I am an independent (used to be Retardican) and I will never vote for the current dip-s*** Retardican party ever again (unless they completely clean house and become sane again, which is highly unlikely).

@alysiareid6659 Жыл бұрын

💯

@mikeh6084 Жыл бұрын

We need Trump back to unfuck this country from Joe Biden

@jobabraham6844 Жыл бұрын

@@alysiareid6659 No he is going to win and Make America Great Again!

@MysticJhn Жыл бұрын

I had an algebra teacher once get so pissed at a student that when she kicked them out of the room, she broke the glass in the door after slamming it behind them. Yeah, we really need teachers being armed. Nothing says safe like an underpaid, overstressed teacher with a gun.

@wintertrooper7918 Жыл бұрын

I had a teacher who would regularly leave class to go do something in the hall. Some of my classmates said he had a little anger management paper that he would repreat to calm himself, and a few years later, we had a teacher who literally told us we were the reason she was quitting

@bigheartedgranny6476 Жыл бұрын

My daughter had a reacher take off her shoes and throw them at her! Nothing about being a teacher or student is safe.

@joeybleu66 Жыл бұрын

remember the nuns?

@alexacarrillo4339 Жыл бұрын

I had a teacher in high school and then a different teacher in college decades ago before I knew what dementia looked like that clearly had dementia. They definitely seemed past the early stages. Unfortunately my stepdad taught us all about what it looked like as well as all the support groups we joined. It takes lots of testing to get that diagnosis but my gut says they had dementia after living through it with my stepdad.

@mountcomfort740 Жыл бұрын

My fear is you are putting the problem at the issue. A teacher will leave one out and a kid will get it.

@latchkeykidfilmsLLC Жыл бұрын

The Drunk Trump segment! More please!!

@carson5108 Жыл бұрын

Should be called “Jimmy Kimmel Live Featuring Donald Trump”

@Kevin-sj1gu Жыл бұрын

In red States teachers are only allowed to teach the 3 R's, revolvers, rifles, and reloading😮

@kika-ge5qr Жыл бұрын

Very good. 👍

@Kevin-sj1gu Жыл бұрын

@@kika-ge5qr 😂

@deniserodas6848 Жыл бұрын

How sad

@Kevin-sj1gu Жыл бұрын

@@deniserodas6848 not as sad as putting a thumbs up and being the only one on your own comment

@davidmurray5399 Жыл бұрын

It's amazing that his Adderall soaked brain can even force out words.

@phillipedwardness9591 Жыл бұрын

Saw this comment and thought I must be watching Dave Portnoy do a pizza review

@hurdygurdyguy1 Жыл бұрын

Mike Pillow better be thinking real hard about settling his own lawsuit with Dominion!!! 😂😂😂 “Rage Boner!” 😂😂😂😂

@urbanpyro1 Жыл бұрын

This was my first experience with the drunk slowed bit and it was so much better than even I expected it could be! 😂

@AlexSeverinski Жыл бұрын

The Defendant's stupid idea to arm teachers is one he's had before.

@Spikejwh1 Жыл бұрын

That is because you are not a smart person but someone who just parrots what others tell you to parrot.

@8arrows Жыл бұрын

The defendant 😂. Really good one

@tjcombo9328 Жыл бұрын

but its new to him because he has a bunch of yes men and women that will tell him ,"Uhhhh you came up with one already boss!" lol

@Gabbyness41 Жыл бұрын

The defendant has such gooder ideas! 😂

@UberLummox Жыл бұрын

Jimmy had the REAL solution: arm the KIDS!!! 🤣 I guess we shouldn't give them any ideas though.

@LaurenStone-bc5wr Жыл бұрын

He didn't say he would pay them to now do 2 jobs! Teach and security!

@magicmarker7047 Жыл бұрын

How would 18 million cover the cost of having armed guards in every school? Can't afford to pay the teachers properly and now they want to add guns, ammo and guards.

@bobcourtier4674 Жыл бұрын

Give teachers babysitter pay then multiply by the number of students in class then add security guard pay on top of that.

@seanbrown9048 Жыл бұрын

Lol; calling traitor Trump stupid is an insult to stupid people.

@sugaronmychurro Жыл бұрын

On the security guard status for teachers, it will be a negative time and a half on top of teaching salaries with no write-offs on guns and ammo purchases.

@mikemir121 Жыл бұрын

So great to start the week with Jimmy's show. Love It. Started slow, but got me rolling on the floor laughing.

@Kentavious444 Жыл бұрын

So surprised to see Trump's feet aren't cloven.

@Nola50 Жыл бұрын

Photoshop

@kathygodfrey3158 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 brilliant

@claudiajacques2339 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

@tvdinner325 Жыл бұрын

Photoshopped like his inauguration.

@jaygee5693 Жыл бұрын

@@tvdinner325 Was his inauguration photoshopped, to make the tiny crowd appear to be larger? 🤡

@jorgecollado6948 Жыл бұрын

OMG the Drunk Donald Trump bit had me rolling! LOL!!!! You guys are the best!

@SugarandSarcasm Жыл бұрын

Wish/hope there were more of those!

@nerfherder4284 Жыл бұрын

How f'd is Mike Lindell now that Fox settled with Dominion 😂😂😂

@ZA-co9vj Жыл бұрын

I would never allow my child in school with armed teachers. That is NOT an answer to.the problem. It's bad enough what our teachers must endure. Now we are going to tell them they need to carry guns? What a stupid idea!

@stephenbouchelle7706 Жыл бұрын

You think postal workers go postal, wait till the idiom becomes, “He went teacher on them.”

@volqueen Жыл бұрын

This clip every week night is the highlight of my day. 😂 Love Jimmy Kimmel!

@jimbruner9800 Жыл бұрын

Please do more of the drunk dummy,funny as hell !!!

@walterfristoe4643 Жыл бұрын

I remember when Archie Bunker thought it was a good idea to stop the hijacking of planes by issuing each passenger a gun! 🤣

@connorlewis9772 Жыл бұрын

I saw a comedian who taught recently say if she received a school issue glock before pencils and other classroom necessities she was gonna use the glock to hold up a staples

@annonymous4831 Жыл бұрын

bAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA coffee out my nose!

@kallen868 Жыл бұрын

😂

@GeorgeBerberian Жыл бұрын

Yes, I saw that video. What a brilliant take on this stupid idea.

@firstnamerequiredlastnameo3473 Жыл бұрын

Stupid, useless comment.

@vercammen2 Жыл бұрын

I don't know, Jimmy, arming teachers might make their contract negotiations pretty interesting. 🤔

@lovemoviesful2 Жыл бұрын

And then it just takes one armed teacher to have a mental breakdown in school. Or even an argument between teacher and student to the point of pissing off the armed teacher. There are many instances where teachers went crazy or have a mental breakdown in class.

@debbietroyer9480 Жыл бұрын

😂

@ywoulduchoosetousethis Жыл бұрын

I find it interesting. One teacher I know placed his gun on the desk during his 2nd week of teaching after being threatened by a student. He was an immigrant who taught child development at university and teachers College before teaching in New Jersey in the 80s. He proceeded to win many awards for teaching. Until I immigrated to North America I did not understand. North America does not have bad education systems. Just really bad students. Check out the immigrants who excel in every discipline while North Americans lose their ability to understand words

@vercammen2 Жыл бұрын

@@lovemoviesful2 Humor, try it sometime.

@lovemoviesful2 Жыл бұрын

@Vercammen2 Oh I know, but I'm just pointing out the fact that even a teacher can turn into a mass murderer in the blink of an eye, or worse, student got a hold of their gun.

@peteywheatstraw7670 Жыл бұрын

You're right Jimmy. Most people don't even know what woke means. But that doesn't stop most people from misusing the term.

@michaelcrockette8694 Жыл бұрын

it’s like the episode of All in Family where Archie’s solution to plane hijackings was “arm all your passengers, you pass the guns out at the beginning and collect them at the end, case closed”. (of course this was meant to make Archie sound ignorant).

@arnoldbailey7550 Жыл бұрын

Did no one catch the Newsmax guy saying:"there won't be enough people to feed everyone " 😮 Does he know Soylent Green was just a science fiction movie and not a documentary? Likely Florida educated.

@leoniemillerl4487 Жыл бұрын

Lol. Getting serious now. Wouldn’t it be sensible to allow immigrants to come to USA to do those jobs - like fruit and vegetable growing/picking etc. don’t bring more children in to the world when there are people from other countries wanting to do those jobs now.

@arnoldbailey7550 Жыл бұрын

@@leoniemillerl4487 yes. This use to be the Republican stance. Regan gave immigrants amnesty and Bush increased immigration from an average of 250,000 to 675,000 after passing his reform bill. On the other side: Clinton actually made it harder for immigrants to stay. This country will never improve until they ban lobbyists and make corporate donations illegal. Until then, be happy being 23rd in personal, economic, and political freedom. 🍻

@miguelnajera3023 3 ай бұрын

Probably he does not

@vickilawrence7207 3 ай бұрын

Ikr?

@davidpaul6656 Жыл бұрын

Did he really just say "We're not gonna have enough people to feed everyone"!? 🤦😂

@brianschwartz5357 Жыл бұрын

Huh?

@doviebruder1285 Жыл бұрын

Yep that's what he said....

@doviebruder1285 Жыл бұрын

Just had another thought....maybe that's why they want women to have more babies and not have abortions...they plan on using the babies as food for the rest of us!!😂😅😂😅

@WhiteFangofWar Жыл бұрын

@@doviebruder1285 Sounds like a modest proposal

@brianschwartz5357 Жыл бұрын

@@WhiteFangofWar I see what you did there Mr. Swifty

@lawrencepayne4796 Жыл бұрын

MR KIMMEL YOU TRULY ARE A FREAKIN RIOT ! THANK YOU ! FROM CANADA 🇨🇦

@katiedaniel-hz2ps Жыл бұрын

Wow, Max reporting is always so insightful and informative. I learn something new every time I watch his show.

@georgecalaway1995 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more, analysis of current events is always spot-on. he really knows how to break down complex issues and make them accessible to the average viewer.

@arthur_melonsis Жыл бұрын

Hey, did anyone catch up with the show part of the segment about Andrea Rodelyn Coppack? I'm really interested in learning more about her and how she can help people grow their investments.

@georgecalaway1995 Жыл бұрын

Yes, I have heard of her. She is very well-known in the investment world and has helped many people achieve financial success

@arthur_melonsis Жыл бұрын

how to get in touch with Coppack? I'd love to schedule a call or meeting with her to learn more about her investment strategies.

@shierlywatson6137 Жыл бұрын

melon You can search the web for her and schedule a call or meeting with her if you are in the US. She is definitely worth checking out if you want to improve your investment portfolio.

@phyllisseidl9117 Жыл бұрын

Who carries a fridge like that? The hulk? "He was a huge green man, came to me , tears in his eyes. he said Sir..."

@brokenangel2224 Жыл бұрын

That just cracks me UP, every time I hear it. How EVERYONE, just bows and scrapes to him!!! "Sir, Sir......." 😂😂😂😂

@balung Жыл бұрын

It was a most beautiful fridge.

@jb4688 Жыл бұрын

If Dominion settles, I hope that they do so with the stipulation that there is no non-disclosure agreement and Dominion makes public all facts pertinent to the case!

@maryknight4109 Жыл бұрын

That would be sweet.

@johngrayatkinson1214 Жыл бұрын

That's NOT going to happen. Just being real

@Logan_Zimmerman Жыл бұрын

Spoilers the trial started and they will not settle. For now.

@wombattakat Жыл бұрын

@@Logan_Zimmerman aged like milk

@Logan_Zimmerman Жыл бұрын

@@wombattakat yep you got me on that one.

@MisterGravelrama Жыл бұрын

It's tough to find a new spin on the fish d*cks joke. Nicely done.

@piafunesbakker5095 Жыл бұрын

This guy is insane.

@kathieann5936 Жыл бұрын

My daughter is a teacher. She says she will quit the day some of her fellow teachers are armed. Things are tough enough without that, too. 😳

@Slo-ryde Жыл бұрын

No teachers union will allow it…. The GOP knows it, Trump is just throwing out red meat for the gun huggers.

@RobotoSan Жыл бұрын

"We're not gonna have enough people to feed people!" So then this means... no Soylent Green?

@davidlundquist1979 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was the way my brain interpreted that line too.

@Pamela-cn3pm Жыл бұрын

Or no more "old people".

@jillharling Жыл бұрын

As a visiting nurse, I went to a lot of senior buildings, all the doors were locked , at front door, There was an intercom system you had to buzz in, and you did not get in unless they knew who you were and why you were there. I’m not really sure why the schools cannot do this, And addition to that why can’t the classrooms all just have a lock on the door for extra security. Has no one thought of this? If all the senior buildings have intercom‘s and lock the doors, they are all safe. Why can’t we do it with our children in the schools. All anyone does is talk about guns, guns, guns, arming the teachers, security cops at every entrance. Why not just a locked school with an intercom system no one enters unless someone knows who they are or where they are there.

@BigLeggedEmma Жыл бұрын

Love you Jimmy

@roachtoasties Жыл бұрын

I didn't know that Best Buy now needs to keep the refrigerators behind the counter to prevent shoplifting. I learn something new every day.

@robs.8692 Жыл бұрын

Omg!! I Love! Jimmey Kimmel! Best Comedian Ever!😅

@spinthis56 Жыл бұрын

34,000 schools divided by $12 mil = 0.0028 x 8 hours/day = 0.0224 cents!

@audreymuzingo933 Жыл бұрын

13:30 Lol, I have always loved saying "fish dicks" and nobody notices. The one bit of joy I got as a school teacher was reading the lunch menu to my class every Friday.

@jenjabby Жыл бұрын

"We aren't going to have enough people to feed everyone"

@gopalahebert7511 Жыл бұрын

Soleyn Green is basically grandma's recipe.

@B.Macklin Жыл бұрын

Newsmax are a bunch of cannibals - go figure

@stacyhagberg3473 22 күн бұрын

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@Faith-ko5eg Жыл бұрын

I love drunk trump!

@lillyanderson3623 Жыл бұрын

Love you, Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

@Me_G. Жыл бұрын

Today's monologue was great! Thanks 😂

@ShaunSchipper Жыл бұрын

I sure like listening to Kimmel!!!!

@13katecoombs Жыл бұрын

As a former grade school teacher, I will just point out that in order for teachers to keep kids from getting their hands on the class handgun, they would have to lock them up well enough that if a gunman showed up, they wouldn't be able to get at the gun. That's if teachers should have to carry guns, which isn't their job. At all. As for those few teachers who want to do this: One teacher who brought a concealed carry gun to school in Utah shot the toilet in the faculty bathroom, injuring herself with the shards.

@dirfrops Жыл бұрын

I have a team member who works for me who is considering home schooling her kids because of all the Republican and NRA supported massacres. But also because they just did a lockdown drill whereas they allegedly handed (or directed him to wield) a pair of scissors, to protect himself. Against a gun. Wtf? He’s in the 2nd grade.

@colscott5016 Жыл бұрын

“Republican and NRA supported massacres” Demonizing the opposing side for having different views about how to fix these shootings is dangerous rhetoric to have.

@andrewstevenson118 Жыл бұрын

@@colscott5016 That's a fair point

@mgmoody42 Жыл бұрын

Those blunt-nosed scissors will do a lot of damage...NOT!

@integral Жыл бұрын

@@colscott5016 Different views? Are you smoking that blue meth again? The GOP has no solutions to offer for the American gun problem and blocks any solid ideas. You think that is just "a different view?" Try to think before commenting.

@dirfrops Жыл бұрын

@@colscott5016 giving guns to teachers, posting armed guards at schools, and blaming massacres on side doors that weren’t locked, is the exact dangerous rhetoric that can be absolved thru red flag laws, more rigorous background checks, abolishing these non-sensical no permit concealed carry laws, and banning assault rifles. Let’s address these no permit CC laws first. Think of all the places where anyone would legally be allowed to conceal and carry a weapon….and then let’s look at all the massacres of children (not to diminish the lives of adults). How many citizens are just CCing weapons into schools? Probably very few because it’s just drop the kid off, pick the kid up. Leave. In and out in 5 minutes at most. These CC laws are more for adult everyday use. Restaurants, in your car traveling, grocery shopping, exercising at the park. And where are the shootings happening? Sure everywhere, but the massacres are happening in schools.

@outlawbillionairez9780 Жыл бұрын

"Everywhere I go, these big.. like you wouldn't believe.. tough teachers, tears pouring down their faces, say" Sir.. Sir.. please give us guns! "

@brokenangel2224 Жыл бұрын

Well, you KNOW it's got to be the truth!! The Angry Tangerine would NEVER say it, if it weren't true!!

@rogerlara8612 Жыл бұрын

Best late night show 😅

@JohnL-fn9no Жыл бұрын

You think 😆

@lisameyers8149 Жыл бұрын

Love the "Drunk tRump!"😂

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

Sold 6 million dollars worth of NFT's, and they're now worth about 6 dollars.

@hazelanderson1479 Жыл бұрын

Still $6 too much, imo.

@JustBob5150 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe the rubes that purchased those pieces of junk

@Khaivet Жыл бұрын

running out of a store with a refrigerator sounds more like a Florida thing than a Chicago thing. 😂 apartment stores.. man. and they say Biden is unfit.

@p.j.m.d.1948 Жыл бұрын

There was a whole segment on Newsmax about how unfit Biden is. The majority of it was Biden stuttering when he was trying to find his words. Biden has had a stutter his entire life. It was disgusting to watch and i was thinking there are magats out there watching this thinking it's real. I don't think Biden should run again but unless we get a really good strong Democratic candidate, he almost has to to beat the orange ogre...

@kenrickeason Жыл бұрын

BRUH!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Dr.Acula76 Жыл бұрын

Joe isn't unfit? Lol

@davidcat1455 Жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Acula76 President Biden was fit enough to throw the Barking Yam out of the White House. 🤷

@ianb9028 Жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Acula76 I saw Joe at SOTU, he clearly has more functioning braincells than the entirety of the republican members of the house combined.

@MistiMc76 Жыл бұрын

Not enough people to feed people? 😮

@F-HiM-Yo Жыл бұрын

Fact: No-one is safer when everyone is more dangerous.

@lindathomas9540 Жыл бұрын

Why would you zoom in on his feet? I was eating!

@ryanl6316 Жыл бұрын

'There won't be enough people to feed other people.' that's not how food works buddy.

@patriciamckean4682 Жыл бұрын

I’m thinking they want to save all of of the aborted fetuses (from being aborted) to be farm workers

@mechez774 Жыл бұрын

It's ok he covered all the trigger words to keep his frothing maga zombies drooling.

@NZRic001 Жыл бұрын

Loving Mr Paul!

@wonderlynhouse1317 Жыл бұрын

Well done Kimmel! Hilarious🤣

@Gess575 Жыл бұрын

"...big little everything" wtf?

@darthlazlo Жыл бұрын

The “blankrupt” joke and Mr Paul’s CIS Gender Fish Sticks were hilarious jokes.

@claffert Жыл бұрын

Sure. And many fish actually do change sex.