Pedestrian Question - Have You Ever Been High at Work?

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7 жыл бұрын

More American workers are testing positive for drugs than at any time in the past 12 years. Jimmy thought this might be a fun area for our #PedestrianQuestion, so we went out on the street and asked people if they have ever been high at work.
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Pedestrian Question - Have You Ever Been High at Work?
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@TheHiredGun187 3 жыл бұрын

I worked with a guy who used to micro-dose(only take 1/4 of 1 hit) LSD before work. Dude worked his ass off, was never late and was generally awesome to be around

@skankhunt420 2 жыл бұрын

LSD is one of the best drugs out there, i've tried microdosing once in my driving school 😂 Ended up failing to get my license twice, while being sober... 🙄 But the third time i had my examination i smoked a joint at home, before taking the bus and had my license shortly after 👍🏽 With praisings from the examiner 'cause i drove better than the others in my class, he didn't noticed i'm not sober 😅

@PJL7095 2 жыл бұрын

Out of curiosity, what was the job

@yung_dev1365 7 ай бұрын

I love tripping at work

@VirtuousWoman-fl6rz 6 жыл бұрын

I'm high all the time I'm high right now 😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelmira-lopez1660 6 жыл бұрын

lol same

@semonaking4928 6 жыл бұрын

Same 💀

@camilaperezrojo7394 6 жыл бұрын

Saaaame lol

@dejarayvon1604 6 жыл бұрын

Same

@ImranKhan-iv8ut 6 жыл бұрын

same lol

@ianh1504 7 жыл бұрын

ALL of my drug dealers in high school worked at Jimmy Johns, no lie

@metalgorilla7865 5 жыл бұрын

Wtf is Jimmy John's, I'm from Britain so I don't have a clue wtf Jimmy John's is?

@g39solid83 5 жыл бұрын

@@metalgorilla7865 it's a worse subway ( in my opinion)

@metalgorilla7865 5 жыл бұрын

@@g39solid83 ohhh cheers

@rickmorty2171 5 жыл бұрын

G39 Solid debatable

@JA-ob6zz 5 жыл бұрын

How many different drugs did u do

@georgemartinez5092 7 жыл бұрын

Can we just take a sec to admire Guillermo lmao the show is just so much funnier when he's on

@Pescasaurus 6 жыл бұрын

he's the best side guy of all the talk shows

@ashleybcookin Жыл бұрын

High at work …. Is there any other way to get through 8 hrs of hell? 😂

@TitoSunshine22 7 жыл бұрын

The real question is have u ever been sober at work?

@isaiahmichael6504 6 жыл бұрын

That's the real question

@nathanmcandrew4778 4 жыл бұрын

I try really hard not to be 😂

@MonstobLee 4 жыл бұрын

every once in a while

@DW94576 4 жыл бұрын

No lol

@mariahgrimes207 4 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean, and where do you work?😂👈

@AshleyWilliams-hi2hf 6 жыл бұрын

This really says a lot about stereotypes and the way we're used to viewing other people

@whitewolf8644 7 жыл бұрын

I knew Stitches was gonna say he was always high lol. That blonde guys is out of his face lol.

@BetterWarrior 7 жыл бұрын

"Only when snoop dogg is here"

@MoparSrt702 7 жыл бұрын

Mohammed meshal more like "only when esnoop dogg es here"😂

@jefe4642 6 жыл бұрын

Mopar SRT8 😂😂💀💀

@JoeyKenna 5 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@thenumberonebeaner2211 3 жыл бұрын

If you ain't high for snoop, you ain't present

@509hunter9 6 жыл бұрын

When I'm high i feel like everybody staring

@Mattraction513 5 жыл бұрын

Just act and talk normal

@painkillerjones6232 4 жыл бұрын

You're still young..or new...

@iheartgeli 4 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@BringAeonTogether 4 жыл бұрын

Reality is, either people don't know; or if they do know, they don't care, if they can tell at all. I would rather see people high, than drunk, any day.

@craigmeyer6957 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@anagabirivera 7 жыл бұрын

That guy from Sweden has actually a great style. I feel like his ig feed is great.

@donijusufi5386 7 жыл бұрын

Thank yooouuu!! You can actually check my IG, it's donihurts xoxo

@briannjoness 7 жыл бұрын

Dropped you a follow. In need of summer shopping inspo Holllaaa

@karenemyra 7 жыл бұрын

You private it, too shy to request. Cute prof pic tho

@CahRonsanii 7 жыл бұрын

karen same

@irlcamila 7 жыл бұрын

my exact thoughts hahaha

@julesk2629 7 жыл бұрын

I love when it pauses on their face and you can just see them thinking

@yohanalexander3962 7 жыл бұрын

Stereotype at its finest

@pmaii7707 7 жыл бұрын

Xander Key that's the point of TV, it's propaganda

@StanleyKubick1 7 жыл бұрын

*its

@GabrielPereira-qv7es 7 жыл бұрын

no it's not. a verb is not suitable in that situation. sorry to break it to ya ://

@StanleyKubick1 7 жыл бұрын

I am not sure how to explain this to you as you seem to overestimate your English proficiency, but I'll try: "Its" indicates possession (i.e.: a dog and its puppies, the city and its neighborhoods) "It's" is a contraction of "it is" (i.e.: it's insulting having to justify this)

@StanleyKubick1 7 жыл бұрын

was commenting on OP

@hcjb0909 5 жыл бұрын

“His mullet gives him a natural high.” Hahahahaha 😂

@dartmada9733 7 жыл бұрын

I'm ALWAYS high at work; it's the only way I can physically get through it

@ElenaTheBloody 6 жыл бұрын

I work with stitches. Lmao omg! 🤣🤣🤣

@SwedishFucktards 7 жыл бұрын

Drugs in Sweden are so extremely stigmatised so him responding like that isn't really surprising

@Ulansananelan 6 жыл бұрын

Not only sweden in germany too....except spain netherlands and belgium, europe is very conservative and outdated on this.....but when it comes to alcohol europeans like to drink it like water.....hypocrite europeans

@nastyabokhonko691 6 жыл бұрын

Ulansananelan I completely agree. When I was back in Ukraine everyone saw weed as like the devil but not cigarettes or getting very drunk

@jameskenyon4769 6 жыл бұрын

Ulansananelan clearly never been to Amsterdam/Holland. Drugs are also decriminalized in Portugal. Europe isn't homogenous.

@patrickt5089 5 жыл бұрын

@@jameskenyon4769 well he said except netherlands, spain and belgium.. It is weird to me as a German, because i know soooo many people that smoke even some lawyers and business owners. Sure there it is still not legalized, but that is because our demographic is quite old and most of the older people are against it, tho as i mentioned i know quite a few 50+ people that smoke, but to them legalization is not an urgent political topic, so nothing gets changed so far.

@Yell0wBoo 3 жыл бұрын

@@Ulansananelan not surprised an american is ignorant. No actual knowledge on the subjects he talks about. He just talks to let some air in his mouth.

@m.f8655 4 жыл бұрын

Most of the audience: yes One guy: no Jimmy: okay half yes and half no

@maddieclairerose 7 жыл бұрын

I WORK AT JIMMY JOHN'S AND MOST OF US THERE SMOKE

@michaelmira-lopez1660 6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a dope working environment. 🚬🌿 ✌ 😮💨

@kellanlane1275 6 жыл бұрын

jimmyjohnsdoesntneedapoliceescortthepoliceneedajimmyjohnsescort

@ojmayo6374 6 жыл бұрын

match a blunt?

@lisalynnn 4 жыл бұрын

My last two dealers worked there and so do my stoner neighbors

@bellerophonchallen8861 4 жыл бұрын

Swedish people are just so NICE and honest and reliable. God, I can say I've been high, drunk, depressed, hallucinating, dreaming and not even AT work so many times.....

@joejay4646 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't have a job" "Is that why you lost it?" "Yes" Antonio Brown thinks he's slick

@hxhuang9306 7 жыл бұрын

It would be fun if they interviewed an airplane pilot, you know...high...never mind.

@rachelmgongolwa7762 6 жыл бұрын

HX Huang good onee

@factsdino653 6 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The FAA doesn't drug test. It is the individual companies that do.

@MrTarzanDoesMC 5 жыл бұрын

Facts Dino so if I wanna be a pilot don’t smoke?

@flowerflojo5 7 жыл бұрын

*Do more pedestrian questions pls* Cuz I have been rewatching all these kinds of videos waiting for a new video😭😂😂

@Crook3d_GT 7 жыл бұрын

Sakura Haruno check out the KZfaq channel Joe Goes dude is hilarious

@amybudafulldisaster3646 4 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm doing in may 2020

@maxrice6990 5 жыл бұрын

the dumb thing about the test is that it doesn't test if you are high at work, so even if you smoke on friday night and then get tested monday when you are completely sober, you still are considered dangerous

@romanxxxxyoutube Жыл бұрын

I love it when they say “I’m high right now”

@Katia.Dillon 4 жыл бұрын

I'm high all the time; high right now.

@Schlaqckster_Mcdougalpuff 3 жыл бұрын

"Only when Snoop Dog is here." I love Guillermo!!!

@marie-lynnissa656 7 жыл бұрын

actually swedish dude looks really cute

@ricobangz8638 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, about as cute as you. Which isn't very much... Totally kidding, don't get butt hurt.

@cana3663 7 жыл бұрын

Not Ur Business, he's pretty, we don't know how u look like

@Felix-bq1ks 6 жыл бұрын

pewdiepie

@zemrushi17 6 жыл бұрын

He's actually not Swedish at all. His name was Liridon and hes Albanian, not that I know him but Liridon is an Albanian name. He just probably lives there.

@suckmydingledong 6 жыл бұрын

Tack

@camdenb_ 7 жыл бұрын

"Only when Snoop Dogg is here!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂I love Guillermo

@mikethompson5966 2 жыл бұрын

I smoke weed before (sometimes during) and after work all the time as an arborist. anyone who smokes consistantly wont get stupid stoned. i am extra careful and fully aware when using my chainsaw or climbing a tree. i find it makes me more cautious and focused on the task at hand. also it really helps with the back aches.

@6lackRain Жыл бұрын

yesssirr

@yupp561 4 жыл бұрын

I've smoked one time at work. I literally cannot, I get so paranoid.

@BigBadMadDog. 7 жыл бұрын

The question should be "have you ever not been high at work"

@googlyeyedhand 5 жыл бұрын

"Im stitches the clown" "Have you ever been high at work?" "I've never had a job...."

@shopcrueldaughter 7 жыл бұрын

The first guy (Jason) is one of my best friends ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love you Jason!!!!!!

@j-hump7893 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, she asked that guy "were you high when you got dressed this morning?" Damn that shot was funny.

@trevorbronkema7332 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAH Guillermo gives away his greatest secret. Jimmy says , "Thankyou for sharing". lol

@Arian259 7 жыл бұрын

Let me continue the stereotyping. 3:45 he's wearing a supreme shirt ofc he was high at work some time. Sloppy audience.

@Shootp90 6 жыл бұрын

Arian THATS WHAT IM SAYING

@RBW094 6 жыл бұрын

shits fake tho

@bigsmoke8608 6 жыл бұрын

Kaws Box Logo

@bigsmoke8608 6 жыл бұрын

from 2002 so shits rare af

@GregMuniz7 4 жыл бұрын

Yes I knew by the shirt too haha

@muhamuha4 6 жыл бұрын

I love your Show... Big Hug from Bosnia

@alimuaid3837 4 жыл бұрын

I love you man you are fantastic ❤️❤️ all the love and respect from Iraq country 🇮🇶

@crumbled-cookie 4 жыл бұрын

I like the sense of humour my fellow Americans, when it comes to how someone is dressed

@ldenney2 4 жыл бұрын

You have the best bits!

@20yearsago88 5 жыл бұрын

Drank at work everyday...helped me tolerate all the damn snooty people I was surrounded by

@nmaclennan857 7 жыл бұрын

i absolutely believe Guillermo! lol.... awesome

@samsongabriel4087 6 жыл бұрын

“Have you ever been high at work?” “Yes, only when Snoop Dogg is here.” 😂😂😂😂😂

@aphropicthehiphopsnob 5 жыл бұрын

Low key Guillermo has the best life ever! How many of us would like to say we're a social smoker meaning we only smoke when Snoop comes through?

@x3Stoopid 7 жыл бұрын

"Jessss! Only when Snoop Dogg is here!" LOL! 😂😂😭😭

@Videogamerforlife69 4 жыл бұрын

that moment your boss thinks a Skunk is in the shop at work

@lonnekedejong3366 5 жыл бұрын

I'm still in school and I'm stoned constantly, ppl just think I'm super chill at this point😂😂

@thenigga8429 5 жыл бұрын

Interviewer is quick! Lmaooo!!

@FcuknGabbana 7 жыл бұрын

LMFAO dude I love these

@reneechambers4698 7 жыл бұрын

When stitches came one I yelled out he is high right now and I was right YAY do I get a sticker or something lol!

@smokinwithjodyj1153 5 жыл бұрын

I am literally getting high for work right now 😂😂😂🙌🏾 traveling retail agent 🙄

@hashsharma2630 3 жыл бұрын

Them: Have you ever been high at work? Guillermo: At every Oscar red-carpet...Hahahahahah

@frankymuir1770 7 жыл бұрын

i edited this comment so nobody can see why i have 4k likes

@maggiee639 7 жыл бұрын

Ginga Ninja yes

@Leosalejandro 7 жыл бұрын

I'd say yes also. Not too high though

@jessicawebber5551 7 жыл бұрын

Probably only when Snoop Dogg is there.

@codeywings10 7 жыл бұрын

Most certainly. He has to act happy every night, not many people could do that without a little herbal enhancement.

@ubergamer2010 7 жыл бұрын

I hope so! better than him drinking every night. lol

@xehP 6 жыл бұрын

one of our teaching assistants got fired for smoking weed in school lmfaoooo

@bifurious7828 5 жыл бұрын

when I was in high school a teacher and her son, who also went to school there, were arrested for possession right in front of the school as classes let out and everyone seen them handcuffed and all that lol

@tonikos5165 7 жыл бұрын

that swedish guy's IG is donihurts his IG is amazing

@skankhunt420 2 жыл бұрын

lol, i'm not american and didn't heard "get rich or die tryin'", since i'm able to understand the lyrics... But in the very second that dude said "i'm high all the time", i remembered fiddy's track 😂

@kelleydavis100 7 жыл бұрын

"Only when Snoop Dog is here" HAHAHA

@rahulramesh1423 3 жыл бұрын

I'm high all the time,I'm high right now...that's funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@someyoutuber3625 7 жыл бұрын

I was not expecting that ending there

@maggiee639 7 жыл бұрын

If you have never been high at work you're doing it wrong

@sesto194 7 жыл бұрын

Maggie E i think id be dead if i did that, or at least loose all my clients

@Fenrick 7 жыл бұрын

I think I might know why you got fired

@acphantom6437 6 жыл бұрын

Maggie E I'm an EMT though.

@lyssb.4741 6 жыл бұрын

Maggie E I

@wrillernebulous9236 6 жыл бұрын

Maggie E Im high at work all the time

@dominic9803 4 жыл бұрын

Currently at work feelin right 😂😂

@karlwashington6414 4 жыл бұрын

"We're out of McNuggets again, Jacob"

@RamiroBelmaresJr 6 жыл бұрын

That girl holding the Mic needs to roast more people 😂

@nurse_vest 5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy always seems high at work!😁

@AR-me9jy 4 жыл бұрын

Germo always keeping it 💯

@NathanielJordon 6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@isaj6055 7 жыл бұрын

I work part-time for my friend's business. 1 year working there and I've been high maybe three times. It's dope.

@mimi4sure 7 жыл бұрын

I have and it made the time go pass very slow LOL

@Originella 7 жыл бұрын

I worked at a sports equipment store for eight months. Never high, just mad...

@CalebBennett07 7 жыл бұрын

grats

@ryansanchez319 7 жыл бұрын

Originella maybe get high and you won't be as mad?

@Originella 7 жыл бұрын

Been there done that

@ryansanchez319 7 жыл бұрын

Originella understandable have a nice day.

@nacki4305 6 жыл бұрын

then you should have tried being high instead.

@garterhead5689 3 жыл бұрын

At my old job we would go to apple bees on lunch and down like 6 long islands a piece and go back into office and finish out the day lol

@iamkalifa 7 жыл бұрын

This is good.

@danielcampbell7908 5 жыл бұрын

I'm drunk right now...your Honor. But he didn't say your Honor...

@anabelsolis234 5 жыл бұрын

Lol Guillermo is funnyyyyy!!!

@jordanology2244 7 жыл бұрын

Weird seeing someone also from Terre Haute, Indiana. though I can back up that everybody working at the Mcdonalds here is high.

@jacobpennnell5139 7 жыл бұрын

Jordanology Yes, we are. - Jacob from Terre Haute

@nickmorgan6560 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob pennnell west lafayette here and we're all smokin

@Jffy1902 4 жыл бұрын

Nick Morgan sir how’s it going at Purdue lol

@zakiducky 4 жыл бұрын

This dude kills a lot of invisible hamsters.

@truthtold9084 5 жыл бұрын

I’m high now! 🤣

@seangiusti6543 5 жыл бұрын

SAME NIGGAAA!😭💀😂

@johnhofmann2196 4 жыл бұрын

These "pedestrian questions" be having the same people in em 🤣

@kenzobenzo9805 3 жыл бұрын

How does my recommended know the first time I get high at work to suggest this video Lmao

@kaseymorist8991 5 жыл бұрын

All day everyday! I'm very well paid too hahahaha.

@Flossyyy7 2 жыл бұрын

Always! Can’t stand to be there sober 😅

@craigmeyer6957 3 жыл бұрын

I smoke weed all the time but when I’m high I feel like everyone is staring at me

@victorceniceros9812 5 жыл бұрын

Every day!

@SupaVlinSantonE 6 жыл бұрын

Guillermo has the best job in the country

@poodlebarf3787 7 жыл бұрын

jimmy often looks high on his show

@boyifyouboomeimaboobooonyall 6 жыл бұрын

poodle barf yeah lmao

@mariavirginia8273 4 жыл бұрын

if i walked in a mcdonald’s and saw jacob i wouldn’t know how to act he’s super cute lmao

@KingStrighfe 4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO AYEEE shout out Terre Haute Indiana!

@aljefferson6722 7 жыл бұрын

3:00 😂😂interviewer is a sav

@JT-lw1oh 6 жыл бұрын

Swedish dude looks like a refugee who just got a government check.

@foodfood2279 7 жыл бұрын

when guillermo came up I was HYPE

@camilaparra7980 7 жыл бұрын

The Swedish guy is very very handsome ❤️

@kellanlane1275 6 жыл бұрын

right???

@highhcutie1361 6 жыл бұрын

Literally always

@urmomdickens2058 7 жыл бұрын

YO THAT SUPRME BOGO THO!

@wounderghost 7 жыл бұрын

my boy Jake the homie

@Mushin367 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob seems chill af!

@chiaranieman6476 2 жыл бұрын

"This invisible hamster will die" does not make me subscribe sorry lmao

@actionyeahh9069 4 жыл бұрын

I work at mc Donald’s and i showed up high af 😂 The funny thing is when I walked in There’s was a bunch of high people as well.

@best7993 26 күн бұрын

Very smart to say yes on national tv … 😂

@malakaijudah 5 жыл бұрын

Mushrooms are a door to another universe

@101brittanyrox 5 жыл бұрын

I would die for Guillermo