Nikki Glaser on Roasting Tom Brady, Her Dad Kissing Her on the Lips & Remembering She’s Going to Die

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Ай бұрын

Nikki talks about getting confused for Josh Brolin’s wife in a picture he posted, doing the Tom Brady roast, jokes she didn’t end up using, her dad kissing her on the lips, her parents meeting celebrities at the event, and her HBO special “Someday You’ll Die.”
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@nojolie Ай бұрын

“Kevin Heart I love your movies, or as I call them short films hahaha just kidding I hate them” 😂😂 she killed it at the roast

@charlesbell5500 Ай бұрын

What a good joke. Damn. 🔥

@sixfootben4892 Ай бұрын

What say say about chris and the Rock? Chris weighs 155 pound and 156 after the Rock. Finishes

@davidharris7235 Ай бұрын

Hart

@Rippershammer Ай бұрын

Yeah we saw it. 🙄

@nojolie Ай бұрын

@@davidharris7235 auto correct 😆

@josharnoldy6833 Ай бұрын

5:43 Crowd completely missed the “Kevin Hart big” joke 😭

@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Ай бұрын

Yup crowd was distracted with hollering "wooo" and not ready for it

@Rippershammer Ай бұрын

Yeah the crowd of Americans yelling woooo every couple of seconds they missed it. Annoying trait.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p 3 күн бұрын

Agreed!

@2011joser Ай бұрын

She absolutely killed. Only Hinchcliff came close to her that night. She’s been great on every roast she’s done.

@LisaLisa001 Ай бұрын

Hinchcliff was outstanding

@victortoombs4754 Ай бұрын

Nikki killed with jokes that were written for her by men.

@2011joser Ай бұрын

@@victortoombs4754 are you an incel?

@LisaLisa001 Ай бұрын

@@victortoombs4754 don't even try it, she worked hard on those jokes.

@2011joser Ай бұрын

@@LisaLisa001 he was but Glaser’s set was longer.

@coachelly86 Ай бұрын

“he’s never gonna be big” 😂 5:44

@gratefulone6669 Ай бұрын

I caught that! 😊

@manilkasheran2934 Ай бұрын

Flew right over the audience!

@charlesbell5500 Ай бұрын

The whole crowd was too slow for that. 🤦🏻‍♂

@kyle-jamesmartin6900 Ай бұрын

Cannot believe that literally not a soul got that.

@bert1913 Ай бұрын

Gronk "me know that not real money"

@deerloversheridan3038 Ай бұрын

That was hilarious

@oldfunsfrontporch5390 Ай бұрын

Omg that one killed me

@arca5498 Ай бұрын

Stole the show

@wikedwun Ай бұрын

Funniest part of the roast😅

@kosherun Ай бұрын

And Gronk actually saying live "I did say that!!!" - just made the joke even funnier 🤣

@hackjobgarage9289 Ай бұрын

Not only is Nikki stunningly beautiful, she is one of the FUNNIEST comedians alive! That woman can throw down jokes!

@peterdaigle4772 Ай бұрын

Elite comedian and absolutely stunning, imo

@fpshooterful Ай бұрын

She was the clear winner for the recent roast.

@Wonderboy46Z Ай бұрын

Is she funny though or just entertaining? I mean, i enjoy her comedy but I’ve never laughed out loud like I do from someone like Kat Williams, George Carline, Rodney Carrington, Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy. I never really thought of it this way until that one guy said it, but women aren’t really funny. Entertaining yes, funny no.

@paulengels6926 Ай бұрын

Cause being pretty is important when telling jokes. What a shallow society we are. Glad jimmy no talent Kimmel is doing well

@dewarmcnamara Ай бұрын

@@Wonderboy46Z well. people were dying laughing. That generally says that person is funny. Laughing is the response to funny things.

@tonyhughes110 Ай бұрын

Nikki has always killed. She's been one of my favorites for a while.

@jordyvero6725 Ай бұрын

I didn't know she was a killer. Well, I'm sure she will be featured in one of them youtube documentaries in a couple decades. What a waste of youth though.... some are just lost to the dark side and there's nothing you can do about it.

@DanielBoonelight Ай бұрын

@@jordyvero6725 please don't go into comedy.. PLEASE

@jordyvero6725 Ай бұрын

@@DanielBoonelight what do you care

@deathlyqueen23 Ай бұрын

Can you tell me where she started at? I swear I’ve seen her yearsss ago but i can’t remember & now she’s everywhere! please & thank you :)

@tonyhughes110 Ай бұрын

@@deathlyqueen23 She's been a stand-up comic since she was in her 20's. I first noticed her at some of the Comedy Central Roasts, and I know she has at least one Netflix special, plus is featured in at least one separate Netflix comedy special with some other comics. I know her Comedy Central Roast clips are featured here on KZfaq.

@cantthinkany Ай бұрын

She is legit! Her one liners and punchlines are so sharp

@justinopants Ай бұрын

“No because I’m still in it at 2pm when I’m depressed” 😂 Yeah, she gets it.

@SpaceForceCommander Ай бұрын

I’ve been a big fan of Nikki Glaser ever since she mentioned her hastily packed suitcase!

@Aaron-lc9cx Ай бұрын

20 years ago

@marcotrosi Ай бұрын

same, and I can't think of anything else when I see these legs

@DanielLopez-ks9eh Ай бұрын

Somehow that always comes to mind, and for some reason Sarah Silverman’s phone hack

@moeskeetz5473 Ай бұрын

Yep 🤣🤣

@jasonhamilton6098 Ай бұрын

@@marcotrosi they are quite amazing

@candycakeshake Ай бұрын

She’s having a full blown moment! Congratulations

@travisjazzbo3490 Ай бұрын

She is absolutely top-notch for roasts. She is also the kind of person who can take a joke too, which is awesome!

@yasseford Ай бұрын

She was absolutely the highlight of the show. Fantastic comedian and also incredibly attractive personality and beautiful

@harriemei6781 Ай бұрын

Humor squared. I don't remember ever seeing Jimmie laugh like that. Awesome. these two persons together!!!

@anotherfinesith288 Ай бұрын

I heard that Robin Williams had said "That Nikki is something else. She is the future of comedy". That was back in August 2014.

@INDYTEKKIN Ай бұрын

5:42 Her joke “Mom.. Kevin you’ve got it, I think you’re going to be big. Nikki.. He’s never going to be big” was great and it went right over the head of Jimmy and his entire audience.

@jonathanvilla7280 Ай бұрын

Yup

@fundymentalism Ай бұрын

Over the head like a 5'2" flesh light for the rock

@Rippershammer Ай бұрын

Those fools were doing the usual audience thing of whoooooping at nothing and everything. Irritating as hell.

@emu_warrior Ай бұрын

Nope, Jimmy got it. I learned when watching Conan lately that the worst thing a host can do is insult the audience or say someone didn't get a joke like this. I'm 100% he got it (he used to roast as well) and just kept going so it doesn't take away from the guest- because the Host is there to make the guest best. You're wrong and projecting.

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

That was a real old school roast, too. I mean, the subject actually knew some of the roasters!

@trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 Ай бұрын

He asked for it literally lol

@user-lb7ef2qi9m Ай бұрын

That's the key ...to get people who were personally involved with the roastee

@gvue4396 Ай бұрын

Everyone missed her joke "Kevin, you're gonna be big" "Mom hes never gonna be big" lol

@ericveneto1593 7 күн бұрын

I didn’t miss it. I loved it.

@blairjr2570 Ай бұрын

Just so everyone knows she’s the nicest person off camera in daily life.

@billphillips7830 5 күн бұрын

Cool story goofy

@outlaw42001 Ай бұрын

I love that her parents are in the audience

@chaberio1335 Ай бұрын

Happy for her. She's a savage comedian and I hope she does well

@derek2583 Ай бұрын

I love this woman. She is SO funny. I know a lot of people struggle with depression, but I truly hope her joking/talking about it in her act can help with living with it. We don't need to lose another great comedian, and all around beautiful soul, to suicide. ❤

@Mmeeks187 Ай бұрын

I’ve enjoyed watching her journey over the years. She’s paid her dues and her success reflects that. she’s incredible!!

@johnnycupofcoffee Ай бұрын

She has been so good for so long. She crushed it on that roast...Huge drop off of comedy after her on that roast.

@ExileOnDaytonStreet Ай бұрын

Okay, Nikki’s parents are a delight

@ianblake815 Ай бұрын

“Why don’t you and mom Kiss like that?” 😂

@TolyTheTolerBear Ай бұрын

Nikki ROCKED the Tom Brady roast!!! Holy smokes!!! Can’t wait to watch her HBO special 🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍

@ricktavares706 Ай бұрын

I laughed really hard when Blake Griffin called her Larry Bird during Alec Baldwin's roast lol

@stevewright6290 Ай бұрын

She said " Blake, you look like you were made by a printer that was running out of ink "

@ericcoltrane3029 Ай бұрын

She certainly has better legs than Larry! 😂

@zunairzi3588 Ай бұрын

Nikki Glaser on Mayim Bialik's Breakdown Podcast illuminates a Deep, Dark, Intelligent, Thoughtful side of Glaser that I Never knew Existed. Very Eye Opening. Strongly Recommend.

@dancollins6171 Ай бұрын

God I love Nikki Glaser! She is so sharp and fearless in her comedy. Got to see her with Bill Maher on Maui and frankly he shoulda opened for her.

@williamgardner7886 Ай бұрын

She was one of his best guests on his podcast

@BrazenNL Ай бұрын

"Mine looks like a hastily packed suitcase."

@Sick_ridz Ай бұрын

That Roast set was 🔥🔥🔥. I was in tears 😂😂. This woman made that roast

@tokyodirect4594 Ай бұрын

Been a big fan of Nikki's for years. She's always the best.

@EffingtonCouldBe Ай бұрын

When Nikki was halfway through her set - you knew she was on FIRE... when she finished, you knew she won the night. CRUSHED it.

@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO Ай бұрын

She is beautiful…

@loveforeignaccents Ай бұрын

So crazy that she has depression. She seems like she could crack herself up; she's really funny and clever.

@FrankskinOrweed-ep4ij Ай бұрын

Tbh I don't think it's surprising at all, just look at poor Robbin Williams!

@daniellecruz2917 Ай бұрын

Comedians are often dark ppl they joke to cover things up

@l.a.newkirk7075 Ай бұрын

I think people that feel like crap most of the time their gift to those around them is trying to make them not feel like crap so they make jokes and make people laugh, all the while they feel like crap themselves...

@youuuknooow7699 Ай бұрын

Depression and 'crack' herself up..🤪

@fredericosantos4596 Ай бұрын

Usually the funniest person in the group is the one with depression.

@phindar007 Ай бұрын

So glad new content is coming! Making this bestie very happy!

@jasongreene5578 Ай бұрын

She honestly had the best Set on Brady Roast. She Killed it

@wlb2j Ай бұрын

Nikki's mama is so friggin' adorable! She's so cute pushing her beloved hubby who's trying to get that good good! Kiss like the Brolin's kiss!

@tinaburdo7739 Ай бұрын

She is Great and her parents are frikken adorable. Also she right about Seattle. Can't wait to see the special on HBO!

@TheTimMalcolm Ай бұрын

I met her a few years back. She was so nice and even joked with us that we brought our 13 year old Daughter to see her (we had her lie about her age to get in) Nikki asked her and we told Her “it’s ok to tell her the truth”. She was so amazed and grateful That us “parents of the year” brought her to see her! Such a nice person highly recommend catching her live

@BonnChnd Ай бұрын

She’s so quick! Excellent comedian ♥️

@dennisacac Ай бұрын

Thanks, 15 cents! 😂😂😂

@Teamo86 Ай бұрын

She's so fast with the jokes, that the audience doesn't even pick up on some.

@brieebird5700 Ай бұрын

Love that she’s finally getting her time to shine! She’s so funny!

@joeystillpoppin1173 Ай бұрын

Her confidence makes her shine !

@MichaelWaiteMusic Ай бұрын

Congratulations Nikki! I love your sense of humor and writing. I’m so happy to see you having such a big week and killing it 👏👏😆👏

@DawningWisdom Ай бұрын

comedian guests are the best! 😂

@michaelhuynh4953 Ай бұрын

KISS LIKE THE BROLINS!

@tonyguse Ай бұрын

Nikki has been in the game so long… and I am so happy she’s getting major recognition. She deserves everything and more!

@BB-nw3mj Ай бұрын

Her TB roast set was the most savage few minutes of jokes I have ever heard.

@mmelathe Ай бұрын

Never heard of her until the roast and mannn I'm glad i finally did.

@my3kidzada Ай бұрын

Jimmy your nails are so WELL Manicured!! 🤗

@shawnuel Ай бұрын

Aberdeen WA was the #1 city in the U.S. for suicide per capita for many years. It is a harbor town and gets more rain than any other spot in Washington. Plus, it is always gray and often foggy/misty.

@FrankskinOrweed-ep4ij Ай бұрын

Interesting!

@Lynne.k Ай бұрын

Old school roast! She did so great! 🙌

@christophercrowder872 Ай бұрын

Nikki Glaser is great on the roasts. Seeing her on those was what made me a fan.

@GoodTaste_32 Ай бұрын

She was by far the #1 roaster, hands (- job) down 🙋‍♀️

@YeeSoest Ай бұрын

I love it when nature is like "yeah but what if we give them a total 10 as a daughter? Tell me that wouldn't be fun" 😂😂😂

@drsapnis Ай бұрын

Kimmel is so good

@jannenonghan Ай бұрын

Absolutely one of the best

@KCNwokoye Ай бұрын

Nikki is a terrific comedian. Hilarious, witty and funny. Can't wait for her special. I love her comedy along side Chelsea Handler. They are my favourites.

@DeeDeeMe Ай бұрын

Never heard of Nikki before Tom Brady's roast, she was awesome. Enjoyed the roast...it was shocking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gal1885 Ай бұрын

Omg her Mom’s dance is amazing

@michaelsmyth5877 Ай бұрын

She always kills it on the roasts

@erikareyes2848 Ай бұрын

No cause I'm still in bed at 2pm 🤣🤣

@kosherun Ай бұрын

She killed it! Was the best comic on that roast by a mile!

@eliwol3789 Ай бұрын

I freaking love her!!! Beautiful and hilarious!

@simonagree4070 Ай бұрын

Dad, do you know where her mouth has been?! No, seriously, I like Nikki a lot and will happily watch anything she does.

@Tia.K.C Ай бұрын

Too much talent and personality to contain 😂❤❤

@fpshooterful Ай бұрын

She KILLED it for the roast.

@nnh2584 Ай бұрын

Her set on Brady roasted was really really good

@christianpilosi9563 Ай бұрын

I've been a fan for a good while, and it's just fantastic seeing her get the props she deserves!!! Nikki Glaser is my favorite comic!

@floydwhatley9822 Ай бұрын

Love her ! To be a absolutely stunningly beautiful comedian is incredible !

@DNGR369 Ай бұрын

Man such an open and honest genuine person. Well done Nikki! You deserve it

@bauerpower83 Ай бұрын

She did so good on the roast!

@pennycowher6328 Ай бұрын

Shes is so funny. It looks like her parents are funny also ❤

@carlakinsella3833 Ай бұрын

She is so funny! Best roaster of the evening. Cute folks 2 ❤❤❤

@treblenote2 9 күн бұрын

I love this gal !!! she is so real AND funnie !!!

@appleiiee Ай бұрын

Nikki is one hell of a comedian and absolutely killed it at TB's roast. Congratulations Nikki on being the TOP comedian at the roast (once again) and on your upcoming HBO special. Love your work ❤

@Obk6501 15 күн бұрын

Her making G.O.A.T’s like Kimmel, Conan, and Hart genuinely laughing their asses off at her jokes just show how great of a comedian she is, keep it up Nikki you deserve all the success 🔥 😂

@acook213 Ай бұрын

Goddamn she’s hilarious. She mopped the floor with everyone at the roast.

@tolunimibamigbade8143 Ай бұрын

She’s so good. It’s refreshing 😂😂😂

@respectbegetsrespect6019 Ай бұрын

Her roast was the best! 👏👏

@fraji1 Ай бұрын

Love that girl, she makes me belly laugh! That Gronk joke at the roast hit the mark. Gronk was a good sport.

@mercedeswilliams7562 Ай бұрын

Nikki Glaser, are very funny😂😂 greatest show Jimmy Kimmel 👍🏽👏🏽

@yurielcundangan9090 Ай бұрын

Jimmy roasting trump is special

@jatinpatel6562 Ай бұрын

Wow great talent and full of professionalism

@radboston Ай бұрын

Nice job on the Brady roast. Showed no mercy.

@rubibegonia Ай бұрын

Nikki was on fire at that roast!!1 Loved it

@ROSH1503 Ай бұрын

Been a fan of her for a long time and I’m glad she’s finally gone viral af well done gial!

@francesco3207 Ай бұрын

Reminds me of joan rivers.. Jokes about jokes

@MessagesFromAurora 28 күн бұрын

"shes a little frigid" 😂

@farrynlewis3017 Ай бұрын

"He's never going to be big" great line

@arcadefreak37 Ай бұрын

She is insanely gorgeous! Can't get enough of her.

@colinfonaas8186 Ай бұрын

Niki is so great and all the time. She never misses. Good interview.

@juliandrake3159 Ай бұрын

Nikki killed it. She was the best and funniest by far.

@melvincriswell7405 Ай бұрын

I’ve liked Nikki Glazier from the first time I ever saw her perform comedy. More power to you beautiful lady.

@Kristalaurene Ай бұрын

Shes good on every roast

@larrycleveland8832 Ай бұрын

SHE IS THE FREAKIN BEST AT ROASTS!!!💪🏾

@AmmaLove24 Ай бұрын

Hahaha, I'm so glad I'm not the only one that feels that way about the Real ID. 😂

@FlowerlyF. Ай бұрын

She‘ been the best!! Love her