Trump’s COVID Superman Fantasy, Ted Cruz is Taking Back America on a Bus & Jimmy Kimmel’s New Crocs

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We are back in LA after a week of shows in New York, Maggie Haberman’s book about Donald Trump is coming out, Donald Trump apparently wanted to leave the hospital after getting COVID by opening his shirt to reveal a Superman S, his MAGA-sty made a rally stop in Warren, Michigan over the weekend where he painted a Norman Rockwell-esque portrait of this country he loves so much, Mike Lindell made a grand entrance at his rally, Ted Cruz is hitting the campaign trail on a “Take Back America” bus tour, and Jimmy sets a meeting with the CEO of crocs to create the very exclusive new Jimmy Kimmel Pizza Crocs. They’re fashionable, functional, and will help raise money for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. Visit crocs.com
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@presidentcamacho Жыл бұрын

I bet that lady is telling all her friends that she can be heard yelling…

@nonamer27 Жыл бұрын

I bet her friends are telling that lady that she can be heard yelling…

@edwardfletcher7790 Жыл бұрын

Typical MidWest Karen I bet !

@matt_canon Жыл бұрын

Telling all 14 of her instagram followers. 'But I'm an influencer...I need to influence...'

@vernonedmonds24 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it definitely got annoying after a while

@justsaying14 Жыл бұрын

She's always been a yeller 🤭

@brookeolaivar8964 Жыл бұрын

That lady in the audience saw her opportunity and she took it

@Bidenfriend Жыл бұрын

I love all Biden jokes

@globaladdict Жыл бұрын

@@Bidenfriend ur wife knows

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

@@Bidenfriend rapey tRump's suit against E.Jean Carroll is finally going to court. Couldn't happen to a bigger 🐈-grabber 😁😆

@FU7IM7CANADIAN Жыл бұрын

@@Bidenfriend your life is sad

@ytw_michael Жыл бұрын

I thought it was my headphones lol

@abdullahalbeedh491 Жыл бұрын

To the lady who's laughing, can I have some of whatever you had before the show? 😂

@Maru2010Lu Жыл бұрын

I love the pizza crocs and I love Jimmy with his big heart and great sense of humor.

@mariatorres5563 Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what i love about the man, hes always with a smile getting ready for a laugh....

@mariatorres5563 Жыл бұрын

Hes a kind man too

@dottieberry1155 Жыл бұрын

Love me some Jimmy Kimmel !!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@Kelz_X Жыл бұрын

Who is the lady yelling like a banshee ?!

@bob6383 Жыл бұрын

She’s no lady son

@125RickC Жыл бұрын

Right! I have to lower the volume to silence that annoying yelling/cheer. Sounds like a little Chihuahua yelping... 🤦‍♂

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Haha don't know, but evidently she had a good time haha.

@dogfase515 Жыл бұрын

Ginny Thomas

@BritInvLvr Жыл бұрын

Omg. She's trying to make up for the smaller LA audience.

@Beygent Жыл бұрын

That lady is having the time of her life

@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын

Yes she is, bless her.

@JoseGranny Жыл бұрын

she sounds like a bird

@abb0tt Жыл бұрын

you misspelled "seagull"

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

@@abb0tt lol, no, they misspelled "coyote"

@chriskelly1287 Жыл бұрын

She is annoying beyond description. It’s that weird American whooping thing that Europeans find so strange

@bobfromjob Жыл бұрын

I love that Jimmy is doing that for children's hospitals. He has such a big heart.

@criznitty Жыл бұрын

It’s a side effect.

@brentsenior7830 Жыл бұрын

Apparently that woman made it her goal to annoy not only every person in the crowd but everyone at home as well!! Great job!!

@guyfuntyme6050 Жыл бұрын

How dare someone unabashedly laugh during a set.... the nerve. GFY

@aaronmatzkin7966 Жыл бұрын

@@guyfuntyme6050 seriously, she should work on that laugh.

@dinoflagella4185 Жыл бұрын

There’s a lady in the crowd having the time of her life.😂

@commanderuseless1685 Жыл бұрын

Left earphone agrees :D

@sophierobinson2738 Жыл бұрын

@@commanderuseless1685 Glad I’m watching on iPad, no earphones. My cats were searching for the dying rabbit, though.

@lollafala2949 Жыл бұрын

Probably forgot how to control the volume of her voice after so long wearing a mask lol 😆

@ariadneschild8460 Жыл бұрын

@@sophierobinson2738 😅🤣 good kitties.

@RichIronquil Жыл бұрын

She’s so annoying hf

@bradtraq1 Жыл бұрын

Guillermo laughing at the mushrooms made me laugh harder than anything else this entire video. He's the best

@hannahjochems9765 Жыл бұрын

Right because he was referring to the episode with stormy (can't remember her last name) the one who made a tell all book about sleeping with Donald Trump, so they brought out a board of different shaped orange mushrooms so she could point out which size mushroom Donald Trump has!!!!!! Lmfaoooooooo

@frasertones8519 Жыл бұрын

That woman screaming at the beginning was the funniest thing for me.

@nopenope5042 Жыл бұрын

Isn’t it weird that Guillermo accepts the role of not white person? Gross

@margaretpeabody243 Жыл бұрын

All of Jimmy's Croc ideas were sensational! As a '70s nut I really liked the Chia Crocs.

@kt-df2ww Жыл бұрын

Hello beautiful lady you look sweet, where are you from?

@siclucealucks Жыл бұрын

I love the laughing of Guillermo it makes naughty jokes even more naughty

@mikelytou Жыл бұрын

I was lmao Everytime I heard that one audience member laugh that sounded like a rubber duck with a megaphone 😂

@LindaC616 Жыл бұрын

Hyena

@CT-vm4gf Жыл бұрын

Imagine living with that, obnoxious!

@TravisTerrell Жыл бұрын

It made you laugh? I'm jealous; it literally kept me from finishing this monologue!

@kiza4178 Жыл бұрын

OMG I need these Crocs to go with my Colbert "Is Potato" shirt!

@ZolaClyde Жыл бұрын

Is potato 🥔 lol …

@demeraragold4644 Жыл бұрын

The Croc CEO trying not to laugh out loud is everything

@robinwashington4948 Жыл бұрын

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ AMEN 🙏💯👏❤️

@coultergill7728 Жыл бұрын

@COD-PTSD "Customer is always right"

@itsafunnyoldworld Жыл бұрын

@COD-PTSD I wanna read "Maus" except I can't find it in a library. What's that you say about cancel culture?

@dylancanterbury8042 Жыл бұрын

Thats stretch, he was actually uncomfortable because it wasn't funny.

@sciencenate Жыл бұрын

Is it?

@borislav6561 Жыл бұрын

Crocs CEO a very chill guy, I like him. If the Crocs at the end were real then props to both the company and Jimmy for raising money for charity. God bless.

@brianjohnston6132 Жыл бұрын

Crocs is a very charitable company. After a wildfire destroyed nearly 1,000 homes in Boulder County, CO, they gave every child in the Boulder school district a free pair of crocs. Then they gave all teachers a pair. Lots of other charitable stuff too.

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

Very cool, I wear Crocs all the time at work as a nurse at a large urban hospital!

@brendameyer4976 Жыл бұрын

That is such a good thing.

@westlifefan8480 Жыл бұрын

I've tried their other styles and they're not very comfortable, they really need to improve their shoes not just be charitable. What good is it if you can't wear it? 😂 Some boss he is

@aznative_ Жыл бұрын

When a company donates their own goods that's usually a publicity stunt. I'm not saying that's what it was but if they were really being helpful and maybe they did they would have dumped a lot of money on the community. Not a bunch of shoes with holes in them. Definitely a step up from rolls of paper towels but not much, keep it real folks.

@silkcitysocialist420 Жыл бұрын

Crocs are made out of crude oil. Very bad environmentally. Literally leads to global changes. Linked to drought and wildfires. Giving away crocs at cost and getting a tax credit is not that charity. Its cheap advertising

@giggitygooquag Жыл бұрын

I've heard of wanting the last word but this is the first time I heard some lady trying to get the last screech. Love it.

@leahgale Жыл бұрын

I don't love it. It's fuckin annoying. She embarrassed herself.

@twobirdsonedrone Жыл бұрын

This is the only time in my life that I can say that I want crocs.

@rg7846 Жыл бұрын

You have no idea what you are missing.. They are very comfortable.

@nanarose8537 Жыл бұрын

While watching that segment I said to myself 'I want a pair of pizza crocs!' 😄

@sbail1053 Жыл бұрын

@@nanarose8537 And we have to love Jimmy EVEN MORE than we already do. His wanting to do something for the Children’s Hospital is just wonderful. ❤

@RunswScissors Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@jannetteberends8730 Жыл бұрын

@@rg7846 are they better than Birkenstock?

@JohnSmith-md5bf Жыл бұрын

Finally! Crocs that will blend in with the Butchers floor.

@briandrake390 Жыл бұрын

I was hitchhiking about 80 miles east of El Paso, Cruz's bus stopped for me in 108 degree heat: "I ain't getting on that thing!"

@MikeFelix1805 Жыл бұрын

Let's see if Mike Lindell is "Still Standing" after he has to pay Dominion Voting Systems 1.3 Billion Dollars 🤣

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

And I hope Elton John sues him.

@bryanluntz1603 Жыл бұрын

Hollywood Will never be the same SOAD...

@martinezdirce9225 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy said “candle in the wind “ suits him better 😂😂😂

@bebbychad7607 Жыл бұрын

@@TampaDave I hope so too. I was actually wondering if they had to pay him for that. If asked, I'm 100% sure Elton would say no!

@thomthom6268 Жыл бұрын

Lindell does NOT have charisma. All he has are strong lungs. Lucky for him, breathing is mostly involuntary. Unlucky for us, thinking is voluntary.

@glennwoodward8293 Жыл бұрын

I love the "pizza crocs" but those look more like "accidentally walked through a crime scene crocs."

@cosaovidiu2838 Жыл бұрын

Guillermo is an international treasure and must be protected at all costs! ❤️❤️❤️

@abocas Жыл бұрын

I haven't quite been able to make out how Guillermo makes his money ...... mostly sitting on a chair 🤔

@lollafala2949 Жыл бұрын

He needs his own show

@sugamom7603 Жыл бұрын

Hell yes I love him.

@NewMessage Жыл бұрын

I don't remember a slight incline being one of Superman's weaknesses, though...🤔

@citiboikidd6372 Жыл бұрын

Maybe the incline was made of Kryptonite...

@kimballbeck Жыл бұрын

Or Diaper incontinence. Who knew.

@unexpectedvixen5685 Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@baht.simpson Жыл бұрын

ayooooooo

@rockforester7908 Жыл бұрын

Lol

@leesweather9894 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for being who you are Jimmy. Put a smile on my face and warmed my heart.

@jennifersmith6736 Жыл бұрын

I think questions from Billy should be a recurring segment 🙂

@ursulavirgilio3288 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂Omg Jimmy and his crazy ideas…. He’s a generous dude when it comes to kids ever since his son diagnosis ❤❤😊

@EndeavorsDnB Жыл бұрын

Glad he’s back on his home stage!

@healthy2202 Жыл бұрын

great vacation negotiation. Can I get the name of his agent to help with my walmart job vacation package?

@fornitegood122jr6 Жыл бұрын

@@healthy2202 he sure does

@RubyPepper415 Жыл бұрын

As an Elton John fan since 1973 I can say with much certainty he would NOT want his music to be played at such an event!

@petersharp90 Жыл бұрын

It sickens me that DT keeps playing music and the artists keep telling him to stop but he carries on.

@dceplay Жыл бұрын

You are correct, but Trump doesn’t care. He has used other artists at his rallies without their permission such as Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, Elton John and many others. Eventually he will cease and desist after getting threatened with a lawsuit. It’s not like he has many options for rally music though. Most artists don’t want to be associated with him, and you can only play “God Bless The USA” so many times before people’s heads start to explode. 🤣

@buckygoldstein6891 Жыл бұрын

The woman with her fists in the air, sitting next to the guy in glasses and a blue ball cap, is not annoying in ANY way..... one could listen to her smooth, calm voice alllll day. (eye roll)

@moniquerobinson5206 Жыл бұрын

Way to go Jimmy! Wishing you the best on your Pizza Crocs for the Children’s Hospital!

@lynnadames9526 Жыл бұрын

Pizza Crocs are an amazing idea for charity!!!! I'm definitely buying a pair!!!!!

@BenjamenMcCauley Жыл бұрын

The strap should have been the crust of the pizza but yeah they are cool, I like the extra toppings idea.

@DelightLovesMovies Жыл бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel is so sweet and kind to do that for children's hospital. Whatta nice man

@freethinker8274 Жыл бұрын

They are not real. I checked.

@rickton2517 Жыл бұрын

@@freethinker8274 no you didnt little buddy.

@freethinker8274 Жыл бұрын

@@rickton2517 Yes, I did. I searched by his name and for pizza crocs. I am not your buddy, pal.

@michaelesgro9506 Жыл бұрын

@@freethinker8274 I checked too just for the hell of it. ZERO results returned "cannot find" etc. BTW I'm not his pal either, chief. Jimmy's a great guy and I believe an extremely decent and charitable person, but maybe it is a tad in poor taste to endorse fake crocs for a charitable cause like sick children? Just saying, it is weird he would do that so maybe they will come out and it is just an oversight? Hate to be that overly sensitive guy but I fail to see the humor there.

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

@@freethinker8274 no you're not his buddy, but you ARE one despicable little MAGAt troll 😂

@brentsenior7830 Жыл бұрын

Omfg lmfao I love at the end of the meeting Jimmy sticks his hand out for the hand shake and then Guierrmo just waves lol omfg I love him

@ericarmstrong7906 Жыл бұрын

That CEO has a great sense of humor, makes me want to buy my first pair of crocs and never wear them

@aaronmatzkin7966 Жыл бұрын

Best looking Crocs out there by far! 💯 If I could bring myself to don those abominations, these are the ones I'd get.

@alphabravo8703 Жыл бұрын

yup

@C.L.Hinton Жыл бұрын

So glad someone was brave enough to speak this truth.

@LTVegas-vf6km Жыл бұрын

Best looking Crocs by far is like saying best looking malignant tumor by far.

@jcoopes5604 Жыл бұрын

Plus it would go to charity, but I feel ya I don’t like them, unless you’re potty training kids! (Washable)

@Stray.. Жыл бұрын

I’d definitely rather have Covid than ride around Texas on a bus with creepy Ted

@bryanluntz1603 Жыл бұрын

😄

@jcoopes5604 Жыл бұрын

Anything would be better that a second with flying Cruz!

@Stray.. Жыл бұрын

@@nickstringer6456 Your reply doesn’t make any sense seeing as how I was being facetious (which everyone except you understood), but to play along with ignorance, It’s highly unlikely I would get Covid seeing how I’m intelligent enough to get my vaccinations.

@Stray.. Жыл бұрын

@@jcoopes5604 If we mix what I said with what you said we would have the “flying creep”. Sounds right to me😄

@LostintheTwilightZone Жыл бұрын

@Bill Goodman Grow UP!! You are NOT in 3rd grade any more!!!

@kristinsreese Жыл бұрын

Jesus, that woman cackling at 2:50 sent my neighborhood dogs into a barking frenzy!! Imagine having to listen to that every day! 🤨

@keanureevescharles620gmail2 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for much love and support, I appreciate your kindness. 🌹❤️ Please beware of imposters.am.very

@erictaylor5462 Жыл бұрын

You could put a dial on them and call them "Croc-a-dials" "Croc-a-Dials. The shoes that bite!"

@reneemoreno8030 Жыл бұрын

Look how shiney 45's face is...icky. Children's Hospital is one the best hospital in the nation.I worked there for years...NICU/oncology. My best friends son had a heart transplant and a kidney transplant there. My sister back in the late 50's was there for months. They saved her arm she was 3 years old. Miracles happen at Children's Los Angeles. 🙏💜

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

That must have been very rewarding and challenging, I'm a nurse working in oncology at a large urban hospital in the Midwest however most of my patients are over 60

@B_Bodziak Жыл бұрын

At 4:25 Trump is the most orange I've ever seen him, and that's saying something.

@Dbeckdesign68 Жыл бұрын

Trump’s skin reminds me of that Seinfeld where Kramer uses butter as sunscreen and fries himself.

@czechmate784 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jcoopes5604 Жыл бұрын

*rump is looking extra orange on that stage! Hey Jimmy, mike pillow would love to get back on air with you!

@jenniferpatterson4964 Жыл бұрын

That woman in the audience was calling to her goose brethren; she’s telling them now is the time to fly south since Jimmy is finally back home.

@jbanders2358 Жыл бұрын

Beaver nuggets is what Teds wife calls his nuts. This Jimmy is the best. Side note: His prank calls and pranks to his aunt, etc. are amazing!

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

That's hilarious, hard to believe Rafael Cruz wanted to reach for the beaver nuggets! 😂

@JackSparrow-gn9be Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't want to be sitting in a movie theater for two hours playing a comedy with that hyena laughter woman.

@taracurry5816 Жыл бұрын

"Sorry, they didn't have a Superman shirt in your size, but I bought flowers for Melania." "What? Why?'

@DancerGirl-24 Жыл бұрын

very funny croc segment - and great sense of humor from the CEO. I think, Jimmy, you need the assortment crocs - one of each (croc er spaniel, chia crocs, etc.etc. ) Fantastic.

@MybestLucky Жыл бұрын

Jimmy , I’m old and I buy them just because you designed them!

@Maggie-rr8gi Жыл бұрын

Me too!

@SoManyRandomRamblings Жыл бұрын

The idea they missed with the crocs is make it a cheese pizza and have those little clip on things they have for crocs in each topping.....instant extra sales

@romazone101 Жыл бұрын

The "pizza" pattern looks more like flowers than pizza. Cheese would have been easier to imitate.

@juliebraden6911 Жыл бұрын

Which is exactly what the ceo said. Congrats

@SoManyRandomRamblings Жыл бұрын

@@juliebraden6911 yet they still managed to miss it. 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

@SoManyRandomRamblings Жыл бұрын

@@romazone101 definitely, and I agree completely

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

@@SoManyRandomRamblings they discussed the idea. In light of their discussion, how can you assert they “missed” it?

@shan0997 Жыл бұрын

That lady sounds like the bride-to-be who's at the club with her friends on her bridal shower trip. WOOO! WOOO! 😂

@tycobb2580 Жыл бұрын

06:39 "stop by the Buckey's for some beer & Beaver Nuggets and wash it all down with stepmom porn" MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE WRITER WHO CAME UP WITH THAT

@kathyrama4570 Жыл бұрын

My kid asked me when he was 4, do ants fart? I told him if they do, I had never heard it.

@kimjohnson6415 Жыл бұрын

Actually, one way of killing ants, if they are infesting your kitchen, is to feed them icing sugar mixed with baking soda. Ants will internally build up gas, but are unable to fart- so they explode.

@danielpinojr.8312 Жыл бұрын

My goodness, that one woman in the audience with her LOUD cackle! 😣

@kenhunt5153 Жыл бұрын

Sweaty Teddy.....I never get tired of using that phrase.

@CC-vw1cs Жыл бұрын

Is it me or is DTs tan going from orange to sun-crisped?

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

Yeah he looks more like burnt umber from the Crayola pack! 🤣

@CC-vw1cs Жыл бұрын

@@oneirishpoet 😅😅😅

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

@@oneirishpoet Maybe it is a sign he should be burnt umber a nice broiler. For punishment, that doesn’t sound the least bit cruel or unusual, to me.

@blancodiablo8788 Жыл бұрын

Can’t remember Superman ever standing like he just sharted

@philrafferty8221 Жыл бұрын

Omg! That is too funny.

@commonsense571 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

You winz the internetz for tonight! 🤣

@edwardfletcher7790 Жыл бұрын

That's because Superman doesn't wear "Depends" like Trump does...

@tuckergary1516 Жыл бұрын

not for nothing, he's daiper donnie

@nugboy420 Жыл бұрын

Segue from his crew getting covid to the audience no longer needing masks was silly😊

@iHatePolitics Жыл бұрын

The woman screeching every two seconds is doing my head in.

@xenon54 Жыл бұрын

Pizza crocs is actually a good idea.👍👍👍

@marvinmartin4692 Жыл бұрын

Sounds cheesy!

@justrosy5 Жыл бұрын

"Typhoid Donny" is too kind.

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

The Estate of Typhoid Mary has already filed a defamation suit.

@B_Bodziak Жыл бұрын

4:25 That is most orange I've seen trump and that's saying something.

@phiapapa Жыл бұрын

So sad that these amazing Crocs are not available in germany… I‘ d love to have them.

@veganleigh4817 Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't they ship them to you? I mean, you order them online. Of course, shipping would probably be outrageous.

@TravisTerrell Жыл бұрын

That would be because they're not real! Haha

@phiapapa Жыл бұрын

@@veganleigh4817 unfortunately I can‘ t order them via the U.S.-website because I need to download the app. And this App leads me directly to the german website. And there are those Crocs not available

@phiapapa Жыл бұрын

Funny last sentence… It should be „The crocs are not available here“

@jemborg Жыл бұрын

That was a particularly well done segment.

@janlam01 Жыл бұрын

I like it when they post the monologue on KZfaq before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time). -- It's 10:25pm ET

@johnhipp8267 Жыл бұрын

Parrot.

@karmaoutlaw Жыл бұрын

Me too!!! 👍

@Jennifer-bs6oy Жыл бұрын

I'm in Tucson

@Jennifer-bs6oy Жыл бұрын

738

@vendora1 Жыл бұрын

same here

@hollyobrien4665 Жыл бұрын

Jimmy, love you for the Children's Hospital of LA!! AWESOME

@Bidenfriend Жыл бұрын

And Biden

@tenestetubo Жыл бұрын

The Beaver nuggets joke just made my day. Lol

@csjrogerson2377 Жыл бұрын

I think the crocs idea is brilliant. Also the crocdogs and even crockats. I have a pair of slippers made of mallard ducks.

@Pidxr Жыл бұрын

Sir Elton should sue these nuts

@TampaDave Жыл бұрын

Really, that was my first thought. I wouldn’t expect him to give permission for it to be used to promote a catastrophe like little Tad here. “Teddy, don’t worry, your mommy is here, taking good care of you. …mommy’s gonna see you through.” - Paul McCartney (or “Faul”, if you prefer)

@Aaron-lc9cx Жыл бұрын

No disrespect but I believe "Deez nutz" is the preferred nomenclature for this particular expression. Unless of course you are actually pursuing litigation on behalf of said nuts.

@SickoJTrump-lordofevil Жыл бұрын

He’s gone with a darker shade of blush…he’s tryna shake the “orange” stigma ..😅😅😅

@davidarmillie4226 Жыл бұрын

I liked the Croc-opus ones the best with the tentacles.

@ArialAElise Жыл бұрын

FANTASTIC the crocs for children hospital charity

@jeromethemechanic6871 Жыл бұрын

These crocs will be a hit in the operating room!

@citiboikidd6372 Жыл бұрын

I actually wish that Trump went ahead with his Superman idea. He would have been the butt of the joke in every part of the world... not that he isn't already.

@leonlowenstadter9223 Жыл бұрын

You have to admit that he has been the most entertaining President you had so far...

@geraltrivia6148 Жыл бұрын

@@leonlowenstadter9223 If you're into horror movies.

@mikefisher8301 Жыл бұрын

And joe should be in a Assistant living house.... NOT THE WHITE HOUSE!!! we and literally now the but of every joke from other countries...thank you dinosaur joe

@sinistersageness Жыл бұрын

Without trump you wouldn’t even watch this show lol

@lee1234580 Жыл бұрын

Well he's not actually! I think Biden is stepping up for this one- shaking hands with nobody, calling out people in the crowd who are dead, repeating himself during the speeches 😂 Goes to show how blind the left are, their President is failing but they still pay out Trump. What a joke!! I live in Australia and the whole country are laughing at you all right now. Putin is going to walk all over Biden haha morons!!!

@daniellechance5838 Жыл бұрын

Pop Crocs where you pop out the ones at the front with your toes would actually be fun!

@xosweetiexpieox5 Жыл бұрын

I never thought I’d be a croc person. Didn’t get the hype & thought they were ugly. Until I tried a pair. They’re so comfortable, my feet don’t hurt & I pretty much only wear crocs now!

@Thirst_TV Жыл бұрын

Who the hell is that lady screaming???

@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Жыл бұрын

The Croc CEO is amazing.

@km_attack Жыл бұрын

Wanna hear the most INSANE laugh in the world?? Go to 2:50 to hear an audience member "laughing" that actually throws Jimmy off. It sounds like she's being assaulted lol. Wow, that sh*t is bananas!

@21centdregs Жыл бұрын

nice to see jimmy giving to a charity like children's hospital. i was so sad to see the hospital cancelled back in 2016. they had such a great cast of doctors, it was tragic to see them shut down. i know that blake, owen and lola will be happy to put this new influx of funds to good use for their patients.

@kotkaconforza Жыл бұрын

@@bojangles8582 You didn't get it.

@freya8133 Жыл бұрын

@@bojangles8582 Like tRump burying Ivanka on his golf course 😁

@chamonix2602 Жыл бұрын

@@kotkaconforza I know there’s a joke in there but I din’t get it.

@21centdregs Жыл бұрын

@@chamonix2602 children's hospital was an adult swim show. it's twisted and hilarious

@chamonix2602 Жыл бұрын

@@21centdregs Oh! Thank you!

@visariosorino8034 Жыл бұрын

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍

@B__C__ Жыл бұрын

Let's all do our part this November to Make Accountability Great Again!

@augsdoggs Жыл бұрын

I love when Jimmy drops his Howard Stern Show dog whistles: Babysitter Porn; Rattlesnake Crocs; Croctober… all unmistakable nods to the listeners.

@HerdItThruTheGrapeVine Жыл бұрын

Great show Jimmy. I remember that superman stunt Meathead had planned when he was leaving the hospital, when it happened. Ted Cruz is so freaken slimy. Ugh!

@myrafinch5769 Жыл бұрын

I remember hearing about that too.

@donnadwarika6370 Жыл бұрын

Hi Jimmy you are like great sunshine in the night love your fantastic humour. Have to get me a pair of crocs for sure

@rockforester7908 Жыл бұрын

No. Don’t do it. In the name of all things holy. 🇺🇸🙋‍♀️

@richiejohnson Жыл бұрын

@@rockforester7908 I feel you, but a year ago I put on a pair of Crocs and haven't had pain in my toes since then. But lord are they ugly

@donnadwarika6370 Жыл бұрын

Just kidding ha ha

@Sharkey1208 Жыл бұрын

That living squeak toy made this episode for me

@p.b.2286 Жыл бұрын

The beaver nugget joke made me laugh so hard I peed a little 🤣🤣

@JennNofficial Жыл бұрын

Welcome back jimmy love you 😘

@Skarlett00 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never owned a pair of Crocs but I want the pizza croc toppings. The chia crocs 😂 sound fun.

@khultherro8613 Жыл бұрын

That lady, the sounds of alcohol 😂😂

@melissaphelps1046 Жыл бұрын

“His Maggotsky”😂

@ChrisAlbertH47 Жыл бұрын

When it comes to Donnie and interviews, he never learns. He knows that those interviewers aren't likely to portray him in the way he wants, but he just can't resist the feeling of importance that comes from being interviewed or the attention he gets from it. Classic narcissist.

@jamessmith7909 Жыл бұрын

The BEST THING is watching these, and focusing on individuals behind him body language & faces. No matter how much they are paid, even they can't hide WTF expressions.

@marciabraga1111 Жыл бұрын

😂

@joanne4758 Жыл бұрын

James Smith - Exactly what I was thinking - those poor kids. Why would you do that. No wonder they get filled with hate by 20yrs. Regards.

@alphabravo8703 Жыл бұрын

That lone black id behind him looked scared. I can sympathize.

@jamessmith7909 Жыл бұрын

@@joanne4758 EXACTLY.

@Al69BfR Жыл бұрын

Trump reading a teleprompter is always Comedy gold. 😂

@shaunblock9392 Жыл бұрын

Even if I don’t watch the whole show I never miss his monologue it is just hilarious what he comes up with love or hate thanks for the laughs we need something to laugh about!!!!!!!