Marjorie Taylor Greene & MAGAverse Make WILD Trump Assassination Claim & Nikki Haley Endorses Donald

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The World Health Organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections are on the rise, Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene claimed that the Biden DOJ and FBI were planning to assassinate Trump when they searched Mar-a-Lago in 2022, the special counsel believes that Trump did even more to obstruct justice than was previously known, Trump can’t stop whining about how “cold” the courtroom has been, Trump’s bitter opponent Nikki Haley is now saying that she will vote for him, Rudy Giuliani was arraigned over Zoom in Arizona in relation to election crimes, and Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) has an exciting new Prop he wants your support on.
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@veganbutcherhackepeter Ай бұрын

Saying that MTG has the brain of a child is an insult to children.

@alisonponce8337 Ай бұрын

They are transitioning so MTG can marry AOC.😂😂😂

@estebanvaldez3632 Ай бұрын

@@alisonponce8337 AOC Derangement Syndrome. Lol!

@cynthiawray Ай бұрын

I think he was referring to the imagination of children though, not intelligence. In that regard, he was crediting children for being very imaginative, which they are usually. But what's a good thing in children is not so great in a failed ex-president who lies all the time.

@ralphperry3576 Ай бұрын

She has the brain if MTG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂We should store on Mars for the future.Right now get musk to ship it quick.🫎🦇👻

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl Ай бұрын

@@alisonponce8337AOC has better taste 😂

@swcshorty Ай бұрын

MTG 's brain worm is starving

@carmend.1924 Ай бұрын

LOL! I see what you did there!😆

@Desertbiker617 Ай бұрын

Brain cells ran out

@HaastTalon Ай бұрын

@@Desertbiker617 They were never any in there.

@FionaKelleghan3267 Ай бұрын

The GOP will never shake off the brain worm meme now. I'm waiting for someone to come out with the canonical illustration.

@Snipergoat1 Ай бұрын

You once had a clever thought but it died long ago, cold and alone.

@temporarystranger95 Ай бұрын

Trump constantly ridiculed Haley as “bird brain,” but just like a battered woman, she returned home to her abuser.

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl Ай бұрын

That's a crying shame

@sateshemrit Ай бұрын

Stockholm syndrome

@joellaskin8401 Ай бұрын

POINT, SET MATCH

@emtaylor597 Ай бұрын

Unfortunately, she appears to have proved him right for once. She is a bird brain.

@ellenbruckermarshall4179 Ай бұрын

Seeking a pardon.

@kathyd9324 Ай бұрын

Alito and Thomas should both resign or be impeached to stop the damage of the Supreme Court respectability, trust and legitimacy. Use your voice, call your Congressional representatives.

@teresitauy3692 Ай бұрын

I agree with you but you and I both know it’s not going your way happen . These two justices are so corrupt and crooked and it’s a shame that they will sit in that bench until they die . We need term limits for SCOTUS.

@starsabove8059 Ай бұрын

Don't currently have the votes to impeach them. But we can contact our Congress members and ask them to at least try to act on it.

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

@@teresitauy3692 Agreed, kathyd. True patriots such as us Greens and Antinatalists and abortion rights and freedom advocates and climate warriors will storm the SCOTUS with guns just like trump's sore election losers stormed the US Capitol, but unlike them, Greens and climate warriors have real serious important causes, FAR more important than just bullshit like the rule of law or nationalism crap.

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

@@teresitauy3692 We forced Nixon to resign. Trump already lost 2 elections: legally Jill Stein won the 2016 election: he just stole it from her. Nothing sacred about judges or impossible about removing them.

@mariaangelova8275 Ай бұрын

Nikki Haley will vote for trump?! 🤦‍♀️ I'm surprised and not surprised at all. These people are deplorable.

@catherinemushaw1956 Ай бұрын

Hillary was Right!

@xemnas9098 Ай бұрын

A basket of...

@wordzmyth Ай бұрын

@@xemnas9098 Yeah Hateration for Hillary is probably Putin's favourite disinformation achievement

@velvetbees Ай бұрын

I expect he will make her his pick for vp.

@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional Ай бұрын

@@velvetbees She's the best bet for him to help his votes compared to all the others. He needs a woman on the ticket as he's been losing women. I would have hoped for more from Nikki Haley but she is with the GOP after all, so my expectations for her weren't that high. If I were her, I'd wait till Trump dies, wait for the cult to wain, and then be the fresh face of the Republican party.

@OriginalMomo Ай бұрын

Trump assassination claim?!? ….. We should be so lucky….. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@SharonBell6123 Ай бұрын

🙏🏽

@suzyfarnham3165 Ай бұрын

🙏

@dianne8936 Ай бұрын

Let's hope.🤞

@evaadams8298 Ай бұрын

🙏🙏

@ryanocarroll6426 Ай бұрын

🙏

@jeffeasterwood7824 Ай бұрын

If this doesn’t show a person wanting to keep a job then nothing will. Get Haley out of politics. Traitor.

@BoodlooderJeet Ай бұрын

What ever happened to shame in this country?

@michaeldpa1333 26 күн бұрын

The MAGA Republicans flushed it down the toilet. Like FACTS on Conservative Media!

@peacefull7113 Ай бұрын

NOT JUST A BIRDBRAIN, ALSO A BOOTLICKER!

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

She leaves the backdoor open in case The Mobster Lobster becomes POTUS again. Wich I hope will never happen.

@SHARONCRAKER Ай бұрын

FOX needs to be taken completely off of any news stream, cable or otherwise. What a mess they are. Nothing is real news, or the truth.

@alisonponce8337 Ай бұрын

This goes for CNN and MSNBC since they just do entertainment journalism also.

@markstevenson6635 Ай бұрын

There seems to be a big market for their brand of verbal organic fertilizer. They are getting rich. Why would they stop?

@peaceout6285 Ай бұрын

Along with Newsmax

@cecegrandmom Ай бұрын

Registration for FOX is entertainment, not news. News in name misnomer.

@theultimatereductionist7592 Ай бұрын

Agreed, SHARONCRAKER!

@jainthorne4136 Ай бұрын

But according to Trump’s case before the Supreme Court the use of deadly force against a political opponent is EXACTLY want Trump wants to have.

@Soundslikefreedom58 Ай бұрын

God bless the Jimmy Kimmel Show’s writers! I love the sanity during these horrid days.

@BeforeAndAfterScience Ай бұрын

Just like Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham, harshly critical and then flip around and support him. Kompromat.

@styrpak1 Ай бұрын

Fox is pathetic.

@B__C__ Ай бұрын

But perhaps not as pathetic as Nikki Haley was today.

@marjoriegarland2798 Ай бұрын

@@B__C__ I really thought that she had some integrity and would not come out in favor of the orange monster. She is voting for an "unhinged" person, etc? Very disappointing ☹️

@dominikschlatter1428 Ай бұрын

I'd go with dangerous...

@meemee5660 Ай бұрын

@@B__C__- I wasn't a bit surprised....even though he says he won't, she still hopes trump will pick her as his running mate.

@susannpatton2893 Ай бұрын

Fox is a entertainment network Nothing is actually news over there

@lillamarie123 Ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for helping us laugh through what is Absolute Madness & Dangerous in the GOP alternate universe.

@flamesfearfuture Ай бұрын

I'm sitting here in Switzerland, staring at my screen in disbelief. How in the world is it possible, that so many people are willing to vote for Trump and the GOP? The lies, manipulations and stupidity of these people, is absolutely mindblowing. This would have never been possible 20 years ago. Something is serioulsy wrong with the United States of America.

@kwm1013 29 күн бұрын

Yes

@dawnaimoe1315 29 күн бұрын

I am Canadian so, sadly, we are neighbours with those fools.

@noname-by3qz 28 күн бұрын

Yes ! I want out very badly! I've been to visit Switzerland! It's wonderful! Help!!

@chrisrj9871 28 күн бұрын

20 years ago was pretty much the start of today's political nightmare.

@michaelleifels2004 Ай бұрын

Greetings from Germany 🇩🇪. I can’t get my head around how DJT and MTG are still not imprisoned after all these years.

@lilianevanbel3123 Ай бұрын

Me neither!🇧🇪

@Lisa-pl6gv Ай бұрын

We're working on DJT right now.

@kenroberts5768 Ай бұрын

Es it’s Unvorstellbar‼️

@BatiaAhava Ай бұрын

Nor can we.......

@kenroberts5768 Ай бұрын

“ist”

@twist58 Ай бұрын

Since MTG was insulted by Jasmine Crockett’s 6B insult (or the Crockett Clap-back), MTG posting a video of herself lifting weights and exercising on camera. That only FURTHER CONFIRMS she got triggered. 🤣 EDIT: Impressed by the likes for this. 😌

@pkmcburroughs Ай бұрын

She also included a long list of the many things she engages in like running, hiking, etc. Never once did she mention "governing." Probably for good reason.

@mizzury54 Ай бұрын

6B insult... lol. Good one

@hellohello-cu1ug Ай бұрын

*continued from above* - ….’And then finally she says JBiden has been a _disaster on the National Debt_ ? And so she is going to support *D.Trump where he in only four years (just him alone) raised America’s national debt* more than all the US Presidents over 240 years.’

@cherylmanfra1832 Ай бұрын

She is no guts

@colleenbrady9675 Ай бұрын

Dt added 8 trillion to the National Debt.

@michaeldpa1333 26 күн бұрын

Its ONLY a concern when thier is a Democrat in the WH it seems Lol.

@FnRenner Ай бұрын

I wonder how much better this country would be if Fox News was never a thing.

@jamestarhalla6735 Ай бұрын

An insult to real Neanderthals.

@carmend.1924 Ай бұрын

LOL! 😂

@user-mm6kb8tm1e Ай бұрын

That's funny

@florete2310 Ай бұрын

MTG looks rather Denisovan to me.

@srp4551 Ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly.

@EarlyRound Ай бұрын

I've always thought of her as more of a certain nation's leader with a long blond wig.

@dawnshort8987 Ай бұрын

Nikki just flushed whatever was left of her credibility down the toilet.

@AndeThompson-ex6sv Ай бұрын

Vote blue!💙

@sandralamphier9433 Ай бұрын

She really didn’t have much to flush! 🤦‍♀️🤯🤬

@mojo500100 Ай бұрын

From what Jimmy says, apparently so did Rudy……

@tomaspita7244 Ай бұрын

I think you mean her credibility facade

@kevinmunger1842 Ай бұрын

@@sandralamphier9433 I think she is choosing sides for what is coming.

@vvgmhod4 Ай бұрын

Kimmel and his writers do a terrific job and I now view his opening monologues as public service announcements!

@bige311 Ай бұрын

Amazing! Love them speaking the truth

@samdonelson8050 29 күн бұрын

Fox should get sued again.

@YesJustice Ай бұрын

As a Nikki' supporter, I am totally disappointed in her.😠😡😠....I will never ever Vote for Mr .Trump again, nor for anyone supporting him....Even if Nikki is picked as VP; I will never vote for them💯💯💯

@dcone54321 Ай бұрын

Yeah! She said trump was dangerous and unhinged, and he insults our military members (including her spouse)! Yet she's still going to back him? 🤦‍♀️ What changed in 2 months Nikki?? Did he miraculously improve his behavior, or is it ur bucking for VP spot by selling ur soul?

@user-oj1wv6qb5v Ай бұрын

Good for you. Insane. I can't believe she is falling in line behind Trump. Unbelievable!!

@JB-lp9xr Ай бұрын

I know a few Haley voters and they were motivated by their disgust for Trump. If she goes Trump, they go Biden. She has no coattails.

@tinay9491 Ай бұрын

join us supporting democracy all are welcome. Vote 🔵

@peterharris8471 Ай бұрын

You voted for trump?

@deerobins9086 Ай бұрын

How can Nikky Haley endorse Trump after he insulted her husband who was serving abroad. That tells me a lot about her.

@kevinhawley8539 Ай бұрын

She's working hard for that money!

@moeteaster3641 Ай бұрын

Nimrata was always gonna fold

@srkh8966 Ай бұрын

She wants to be VP

@CherDavis-pk5sn Ай бұрын

These people have no values, no principles, it's unbelievable.

@Renown49 Ай бұрын

Well, she was passing for white so....

@jerushamaxwell281 Ай бұрын

Josh Meyers as Gov. Newsom deserves a hilarity Emmy!

@gratefuljackal8183 Ай бұрын

Good to see Poshie

@heidilopez8875 Ай бұрын

I love how he portrays him as a stereotypical Californian lol

@fighter4freedom Ай бұрын

Comparing moscow marge to Neanderthals is an insult to Neanderthals!!

@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын

It’s obvious MTG is Trumps long lost daughter!! 🙄🙄

@hugoo1549 Ай бұрын

Thay are both orange. Makes sense

@TheWasif Ай бұрын

Can’t be. Even *he* doesn’t want to [bleep] her. 🤨

Ай бұрын

MTG is the frozen cave woman that got thawed out lol

@garyfoxall279 Ай бұрын

The mother was a sloth !

@randy7003 Ай бұрын

@@garyfoxall279 a 3-toed one at that ! 😂😂😂😂!

@mattaugusta5757 Ай бұрын

So, as a former Republican, Nikki lost my vote in four years. I had hoped there were true republicans left. Now I know, they don’t exist.

@watersipper1116 Ай бұрын

Gone the way of the much more civilized Neanderthals.

@davcar1902 Ай бұрын

Their there just spineless cowards to say something and lose their seats and the other ones have left or been run out of the house and senate

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

Liz Cheney!

@Lonewolfmike Ай бұрын

You didn't leave your core values and beliefs the GQP, as I call them now, left you and went straight into Insanity.

@independent4life767 Ай бұрын

I agree. So disappointed in her

@oscarherrera5440 Ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy you are awesome thanks for being a great American ! ! !

@gayechin406 Ай бұрын

THIS is truly funny. LMAO WHEN ARE THESE REPUBLICAN ARE GOING TO STOP, SERIOUSLY. THIS IS TOO MUCH. HOW DO THESE REPUBLICANS SLEEP AT NIGHT

@Strange_Shadow214 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 Nikki CUCKED her husband with Trump, basically said it's ok to mock the military service of her own husband. 😂😂😂

@gregberke6772 Ай бұрын

Haley fell in line like the rest of the fleas. Rudy is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel and needs to retire to a nice warm cell and 3 squares a day.

@sandralamphier9433 Ай бұрын

At least he won’t be homeless! 🤣

@velocitymg Ай бұрын

Nikki moving to become Donald’s VP, yeah she went up against him, but still supports him and it would be wise to take all her votes that stay with her and add to his.

@kimkrause8841 Ай бұрын

Make it an ice cold cell

@RamboMetaldude Ай бұрын

Thank you!! Keep calling out the hypocrisy

@user-hw8zs3xv8t Ай бұрын

Jimmie,You are so intelligent and yours words of truth are applicable,appreciated and welcomed. 😂 ❤🇺🇸

@basco0717 Ай бұрын

When is fox news going to be hold accountable for all their dangerous lies?

@MariaMartinez-researcher Ай бұрын

It appears the only way would be massive lawsuits, and massive boycotts to its advertisers.

@MD77SA Ай бұрын

AMEN

@charlesmiller8107 Ай бұрын

They already payed out over a billion dollars.

@joshuastanton6731 Ай бұрын

In normal societies, if a “news” organization attempts to sow dissent and insurrection they would be shut down. But this is America.

@Lonewolfmike Ай бұрын

Smartmatic still has its lawsuit against them coming up. And they are going for an even bigger payout.

@dianetodd6688 Ай бұрын

I have NO respect for her at all. She flips flops all over the place!! If someone talked about me to millions and I support them, this woman has NO spine

@Snipergoat1 Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure she she will do fine without it.

@skuffel5405 Ай бұрын

Thank you for the Jan 6 video comparison to remind some of us that forgot the danger!

@oldmanspooky6641 Ай бұрын

Well said. Thank you.

@danarcher3415 Ай бұрын

I swear the Neanderthal woman is prettier than mtg

@watersipper1116 Ай бұрын

More civilized.

@janmay7961 Ай бұрын

More intelligent too

@roserose8283 Ай бұрын

My favorite bit of the show! A *perfect* likeness!

@TracyAdams-ry2fc Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@silverwolf9160 Ай бұрын

So true

@SayAhh Ай бұрын

Don't retire, Jimmy! At least ten more years!

@SuenosDeLaNoche Ай бұрын

His show helps with laughter on yet another FUBAR day in the USA. Thank you Jimmy!

@sherryelle225 Ай бұрын

@@SuenosDeLaNocheWhat's FUBAR?

@bobmonroe5086 Ай бұрын

@@sherryelle225F’d Up Beyond All Recognition.

@LeosHouse Ай бұрын

@@sherryelle225 Thanks for asking. 😂

@SuenosDeLaNoche Ай бұрын

@@sherryelle225 F'd Up Beyond All Recognition Be well Sherryelle ✌🏻

@bearblackie4156 Ай бұрын

Thank you,Jimmy fighting stupid every night!

@josephlaflamme303 Ай бұрын

MTG ... the missing link needs to go back missing😂

@Al-oe8ib Ай бұрын

From overseas, Nicky Haley actually looked like the single sensible Republican remaining……she just proved how wrong we were

@enadegheeghaghe6369 Ай бұрын

No she wasn't sensible. She always said she would pardon Trump if she became president. Also she tried and failed to pretend slavery had nothing to do with the American civil war. She said a lot of awful things if you were paying attention

@AndeThompson-ex6sv Ай бұрын

Now, everyone knows. Vote blue! Save democracy!💙

@Mikathedog100 Ай бұрын

And that's what Trump is good for - he shines the light on the weeds.

@mn4169 Ай бұрын

I said she would flip again

@davidlundquist1979 Ай бұрын

The last sensible Republican was John McCain, and he died six years ago.

@jamesmancini1506 Ай бұрын

Calling MTG a Neanderthal is an insult to all Neanderthals.

@HAmatelot Ай бұрын

Yes the neanderthal did not have knowledge, MTG refuses to get knowledge, at least the Neanderthal could have learned

@moeteaster3641 Ай бұрын

Mr. ED

@colleenbrady9675 Ай бұрын

Jimmie Kimmel, u bring sunshine to the darkness and TRUTH to light. Thank you for your HUMOR! Comedians are often the truth tellers in a society ! Thank you for speaking out against the dangerous MISINFORMATION

@carlychamberlain4237 Ай бұрын

Seth Meyers' brother is really living his best life as GN. 😅

@charlesellenberger8067 Ай бұрын

Niki Hailey will do anything to get close to that Oval Office. She is truly pathetic.

@tuyenle8107 Ай бұрын

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@polyglot12 Ай бұрын

Nikki "Birdbrain" Haley did an Olympic-level backflip regardiing Trump, which shows you the integrity she would have had if she were ever elected.🤨

@lindahaltam6535 Ай бұрын

Very disappointing

@jasperlevien5968 Ай бұрын

Didn't they all?

@squeaky7798 Ай бұрын

We can't trust any Republican and have to choose dems carefully too. MAGA or compromised individuals will get in office by any means necessary.

@patriciawilliamson4106 Ай бұрын

Haley was never the answer. She has no moral compass. She’s strictly out for enhancing her career.

@kennydixson7851 Ай бұрын

Never expected anything less. 🤬

@patriciaapetrone Ай бұрын

They probably had the AC on in order to tamp down the stench from his diapers.

@edkinsel3553 Ай бұрын

Thank you Jimmy.

@Junebugreen Ай бұрын

Jesse Water’s mom must really feel ashamed of her son. I would if I were her.

@sidneymatthews5313 Ай бұрын

Jesse waters had a mom?

@israelcm7246 Ай бұрын

@sidneymatthews5313 yes he does but you wil shocked who the mum is. It's trump actually.

@premierpollo Ай бұрын

If MTG is correct, I'm 💯 voting Biden 2024😂

@samuellopez1957 Ай бұрын

Excellent Choice. 😊💙

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

I'd still vote for Biden if MTG was wrong .

@Snipergoat1 Ай бұрын

Well some of us actually like this nation and want the best for it and it's people so we have to go with the guy who is not senile and can string together not just one but multiple sentences together in a coherent fashion. I realize you guys may have a short attention span but if you focus real hard you may notice that Biden can't exactly hold and express a thought in his head. I guess you guys can relate.

@premierpollo Ай бұрын

@@Snipergoat1 DJT is just as senile

@user-eh4jv6xw4l Ай бұрын

You know what they say about telling stories(lies). Some people are stupid enough to believe them and start spreading them around. It just gets worse from there. People are so gullable. It's ridiculous how this country is behaving right now.

@hellohello-cu1ug Ай бұрын

*continued from above* - …’ Conservative Economists will say, (columnist will say) - *We have the strongest economy in the world* . There is not a close second. *We are the envy of the world* . and Somehow _DTrump is going to do better_ - Throwing up Tariffs and protective borders that even *the WSJ calls a nightmare* …’

@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын

None of Us outside the maga party aren’t surprise one single bit to hear that Nikki Haley is voting for Trump!! WE KNEW THE TRUTH ALL ALONG!! 🙄🤣

@bert1913 Ай бұрын

This is why Trump ran as a Republican

@JamesShipp-ur5oo Ай бұрын

AMEN

@JB-lp9xr Ай бұрын

The only Republican presidential candidate that I trust to reliably hate Trump is Chris Christie.

@DearEva. Ай бұрын

I hope these swing states and independents, get it. I'm so scared 😢

@enceladusmoon3577 Ай бұрын

@@DearEva.I’m scared to and am a UK citizen. What happens in the US effects the rest of the world and the last thing we want to hear is that Trump and his cult are ending Democracy. 😢

@ShawnMicheldeMontaigne Ай бұрын

You cannot be a Trump supporter AND a moral human being.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 Ай бұрын

Absolutely correct.

@matingilardi Ай бұрын

I don't think it's a matter of morality; It's intelligence

@FlynnArcos Ай бұрын

@jayco1852 shut your mouth

@debrakennedy7671 Ай бұрын

@jayco1852 Putin, is that you?

@stephenbingham5935 Ай бұрын

@jayco1852 Sober up Ivan.

@AshleyShores88 Ай бұрын

The dab Josh Meyers hits as Gavin Newsome took me out 💀 13:00

@rickcooper156 Ай бұрын

Let's hurry and make this the official slogan of the 2024 Democratic Election... "STOP making America HATE again!!!" Pass it on!!!

@alxa4739 Ай бұрын

Calling MTG a neanderthal is an insult to neanderthals

@MacieRivera Ай бұрын

Right? Neanderthals were pretty smart. I think he owes an apology to the Neanderthal community.

@flowerfaeri Ай бұрын

Definitely re intelligence but she definitely has the look.

@thepeff Ай бұрын

Judging by the fact that they went extinct they weren’t as senselessly violent as humans or MTG

@Moekoffee2001 Ай бұрын

Rudy is giving drunks a bad name

@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын

So many that are much better than him

@jasond.b-w Ай бұрын

I’ve been in Young People’s LifeRing and formerly SMART for 6 years now and I can’t really think of any shares I’ve heard about what people did in active addiction that gave me the sorta second hand embarrassment I get watching this guy or listening to him speak. Heard of some absolutely crazy lows and* had a lot of stuff I’ll never come back from myself but damn he really just makes it his own 💀

@ArchYeomans Ай бұрын

Buy his chocoley Coffee. Delish.

@daniellamcgee4251 Ай бұрын

A cognitive expert said Rudi should be receiving support for dementia now. So, that could be true.

@TheSteelGeneraI Ай бұрын

IDK why "Paid for by the middle aged woman rooting through Zac Effrons trash" was so funny, but I still LOL-ed

@cookieshivers1859 Ай бұрын

They're crazy, NOT the law enforcement officers. OM-GOSH

@kathiparchem6254 Ай бұрын

Stop insulting Neanderthals!

@dawndonivan3089 Ай бұрын

Every time someone says "Neanderthals I think of the Geico commercials.

@Stephanie-007 Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@phylis3917 Ай бұрын

lol.

@FurtiveSkeptical Ай бұрын

They're tough, and extinct.....they can take the comparison.👍

@JZsBFF Ай бұрын

@@FurtiveSkeptical Actually there's still Neandertal genes in Homo Sapiens; obviously in some lines there's more than in other. So I guess that Homo Neandertalensis did other things besides going extinct.

@hariseldon2450 Ай бұрын

The MAGA world is insane.

@grungestoryteller Ай бұрын

They have all drank the Kool-aid ( could be something in Diet Coke, be careful ! )

@Desertbiker617 Ай бұрын

Join the Cult 45 train!

@marty4278 Ай бұрын

@@Desertbiker617Yeah, MTG is waiting.

@donnajackson3632 Ай бұрын

Exactly 💯 😊

@cadebritt8001 Ай бұрын

America has left the stage.

@KT-bg7hf Ай бұрын

Josh Meyers nails it!

@LorelLa22 28 күн бұрын

Thank You for the hilarious portrayal of Gavin Newsome!!! Busted!!!

@Dr_1212 Ай бұрын

Trump For Prison 2024 Lock mtg up also

@bellagirlgirl8827 Ай бұрын

adjacent prison cells so they can swap demented stories

@missyreed1804 Ай бұрын

She was the unibomber!

@independent4life767 Ай бұрын

And anyone in offices that he has influenced like the Supreme Court and Cannon.

@phylis3917 Ай бұрын

Thomas, Alito family in a dream.

@evaadams8298 Ай бұрын

Mitch McConnell as well…

@jamesbobreski9353 Ай бұрын

Jimmy restores sanity in America. All praise Jimmy Kimmel a beacon sanity in a nation gone stupid

@FionaKelleghan3267 Ай бұрын

The nation hasn't gone stupid. Look at how many of us love Jimmy Kimmel.

@kaystenehjem6824 Ай бұрын

I love you Jimmy Kimmel your sense of humor is so spot on

@DrJohnPollard Ай бұрын

Jimmy is consistently funny, topical, fresh. He's been doing it for a long time now.

@marymcsweeny8488 Ай бұрын

Saying that MTG has the brain of a child, is an insult to every child!

@barbaraschubert6323 Ай бұрын

Exactly my thoughts 😅

@nellyking5005 Ай бұрын

100% agree

@jwsaxe Ай бұрын

She should give it back, it's getting all sticky and nasty

@texasPVCoach Ай бұрын

obvious to even the most casual of observers

@traeking.ke. Ай бұрын

The Hypocrisy in United States is just on another level.

@kewelcatdaddy Ай бұрын

The hypocrisy of the American far right is off the charts! Look no further than Fox "News" to illustrate this 24/7.

@Ulford Ай бұрын

You are doing a great job Jimmy Kimmel. Keep it up so we don't have to see trump as president again.

@MrCityslickerktm Ай бұрын

Didn't Trump himself claim a POTUS has blanket immunity and his attorney, when questioned by a Federal Judge, argued Seal Team 6 could assassinate a political rival?

@tyguy5291 Ай бұрын

Trump for prison!!!!

@lisazonfrillo9674 Ай бұрын

Mtg Neanderthal

@SHARONCRAKER Ай бұрын

Trump will never see one day in prison. Our corrupted government will not allow it. And Trump being convicted is another wish. Trump doesn't care if he is re-elected, his goal is to disrupt our government, corrupt our Courts, and our Senate and House. His goal is to destroy our government and our country. He is succeeding, as he is being prosecuted in a criminal court? WOW this is messed up. He is the third Anti-Christ, and he is winning.

@stephaniewaters1777 Ай бұрын

The authoritarian in at the moment .. him too?

@prehistoricgentlemanbird9131 Ай бұрын

@@stephaniewaters1777yeah? How’s that?

@Mark_Brooks Ай бұрын

@@stephaniewaters1777 See you at Donnie's sentencing hearing! Will be wild!

@oliveinpeace9627 Ай бұрын

Thanks, Jimmy. Keep this in front of Americans so they don't forget the atrocities and the lies.

@JKFlaker Ай бұрын

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@MsZeitgeist85 27 күн бұрын

Marjorie Greene the Karen Queen is comedy gold that never gets old.

@Celestial_Reach Ай бұрын

No departure from the norm? Thsts a lie. Normally they would destroy the entire property to exert their power

@mickyumm Ай бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel should be awarded the highest civilian honor.

@starsabove8059 Ай бұрын

I agree. I'd like to add Colbert and Seth as recipients, as well.

@marshamariner7897 Ай бұрын

@@starsabove8059....don't 4get Jon 🤔🤔✌️✌️

@TotallyAwesome420 Ай бұрын

The MTG joke was PERFECT. 👌

@HAmatelot Ай бұрын

I thought that MGT was the joke !

@anacallow509 Ай бұрын

Love it!

@LyonsM Ай бұрын

These people are freaking ridiculous. Is this real??

@UnashamedCaliforniagirl Ай бұрын

Trump calling anyone else " rude" is the height of irony.

@bobbyb732 Ай бұрын

You got that right!

@janicemichaloski5292 Ай бұрын

Shows how little self respect Haley has after all he said about her and insulted her husband and she says she's gonna vote for him

@roserose8283 Ай бұрын

Now she is campaigning for Trump VP!

@lenawagenfuehr53 Ай бұрын

She's the female Ted Cruz

@bettyjones113 Ай бұрын

How does her husband, the active military person feel?

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

She leaves the backdoor open in case The Mobster Lobster becomes POTUS again. Wich I hope will never happen.

@moeteaster3641 Ай бұрын

Nimrata was always gonna fold

@maxhirsch7035 Ай бұрын

If one accepts trump's claim of total presidential immunity, then Biden would have the right to take donnie out, wouldn't he??

@margarethooten3007 Ай бұрын

I've been wondering the same thing.

@morganafata5664 Ай бұрын

So did I…

@cottager60 Ай бұрын

One could only wish ... 🤞

@SidewaysY Ай бұрын

Yes, but he knows right from wrong, so he won't.

@courtneybrubaker9738 Ай бұрын

Yes, which is why his court jesters will delay any decision by throwing it back down for more clarity.

@sarahsnowe Ай бұрын

If I were Murkin I'd be so embarrassed I'd do anything to emigrate.

@JJNow-gg9so Ай бұрын

We're living in an age of, "LET'S CREATE A DISEASE???"..

@n.a.lockhart Ай бұрын

Shame on you, Nikki Haley.

@S.Shea2432 Ай бұрын

I Love when Seth Meyer’s brother Josh makes his appearances as Gavin Newsom!! 🤣💙

@diannagostlin3140 Ай бұрын

And they still missed his bedroom, why was that??

@desertmonsoon1 Ай бұрын

White man here. Proud of you Jasmine Crockett. You represent our country, it’s people and freedom very well.

@hopeinsite261 Ай бұрын

Love Seth Meyer's brother Josh as Newsom. More of him please!

@camellia8625 Ай бұрын

I initially thought he was Seth Meyer

@michelleredmond4450 Ай бұрын

Yes please 🎉

@corinnekoladay4392 Ай бұрын

Wait weren't the Trump lawyers *just* trying to say that as a President he could authorize deadly force legally and now they have a problem with a perceived use of lethal force?

@jasonrollins8217 Ай бұрын

Yes Trump can And they only ment Trump for he is the king.

@jennifermacho-hargrove9256 Ай бұрын

Yes they were just arguing that in front of the supreme court. This guy is such a hypocrite!

@baxtronx5972 Ай бұрын

Only for Right Wing Fundamentalists. They are above the law.

@bepriceless Ай бұрын

Wow, go back to school.

@briheartsgames7651 Ай бұрын

The mental gymnastics that MAGA does should really earn them an Olympic Medal

@Fred-wy4ix Ай бұрын

MTG doesn't have a clue as to what she is talking about. Trump wasn't even in Florida at the time.

@walterswearingen6089 29 күн бұрын

NO NEVER EVER TRUMP OR ANYONE WHO PROSTRATES THEMSELVES BEFORE HIM!

@Sem5626 Ай бұрын

hayley is the perfect example of for republicans its the republican party first not america

@tdwayne1 Ай бұрын

Just another Traitor...sickening...VOTE BLUE !

@Snipergoat1 Ай бұрын

Well some of us don't really do that team colors thing. It is for simpletons that like to let other people do their thinking for them. Also the blue guys has been exceptionally bad at his job and the Orange guy was pretty good at that job. So I'm going to have to pass on Dementia smurf and vote for someone who doesn't totally suck at every aspect of the job.

@joytester3493 26 күн бұрын

3:48 AM Jimmy Kimmel, your current news satirical reporting eases the pain of reality. Thank you!

@CallMeGailyn Ай бұрын

Old people with bad circulation are cold all the time, and that's why they move south. Also, old people with dementia fall asleep on and off all day. Hm. You would think Republicans caring for elderly parents would know this.