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Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue
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Күн бұрынThe 90th Oscars - Live Oscar Sunday March 4th 8 e | 5 p
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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 2.5 billion views on KZfaq alone.
Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, KZfaq Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.
Now in its fifteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue
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@RubenTricky 7 жыл бұрын
All the millions of people watching the Oscars thinking Jimmy is disrespectful to matt. Not knowing it's all a joke :D
@Moscato_Moscato 7 жыл бұрын
ClubSoda Matt had it coming anyway! #TeamKimmel
@willyssmooth8917 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Damon's a racist - great job on showing his, huge "wall" movie flop - worst of 2017
@Moscato_Moscato 7 жыл бұрын
Willy S Smooth actually to be fair, the director of the film is Chinese and personally wanted an American Actor to attract American audiences
@genericname34 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a joke...
@The_yeffy1 7 жыл бұрын
ClubSoda *thousands of people watching
@Akash-dk5xs 7 жыл бұрын
"black people saved nasa,and white people saved jazz."Lmao too funny
@chadbaker3117 7 жыл бұрын
no, racist jokes stopped being funny when BLM started
@mikeleeson7098 7 жыл бұрын
Chad Baker its not racist
@chadbaker3117 7 жыл бұрын
Mike Leeson yes it is
@MrMatik-dl4sq 7 жыл бұрын
Flash That is a great sign that we still have a shot in this effed up country.
@tarighashim3690 7 жыл бұрын
That was the top joke of the night for me... and Jimmy Kimmel is definitely not racist
@aelic7 7 жыл бұрын
Just show us Guillermo taking tequila shots with all the actors
@prussianswedish5041 7 жыл бұрын
aelic7 ikr
@willyssmooth8917 7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Guillermo isn't backstage passed out, face down ass up
@scumdog88 7 жыл бұрын
Willy S Smooth lmao
@YourxNamexHerexD 7 жыл бұрын
Frfr
@meagain1703 7 жыл бұрын
aelic7 that's what I'm waiting for 😂
@gloriasangermano3687 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars.... What a carnage it would be
@johnnyten12 4 жыл бұрын
Gina Repetto people don’t like to hear the truth but it’s low key funny
@harrycui9046 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Donald trump hosting the Oscars, it would be worse
@cnmg7121 4 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais said once that he does not host to satisfy the egos in the room, he doesn't play ball. He hosts to entertain the spectators watching in the sofa. I get what he means, but this kind of award is actually to celebrate the egos in the room.
@Covey7342 4 жыл бұрын
CN MG That’s because Ricky understands that without us, the spectators, Hollywood wouldn’t exist. All the actors would just be normal people with normal jobs, just like the rest of us.
@arvindboghar446 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine Dave chapelle
@Deadpool-kb5yo 7 жыл бұрын
If you saw Fallon's Golden Globe monologue, you'd know Kimmel's was way better.
@lalisitabonita 7 жыл бұрын
Deadpool they are incomparable but fallon has a wider fan base because of his skits w timberlake/relationships w celebs. ppl dont know substance... kimmel is always great !
@jyggaswoop2774 7 жыл бұрын
Fallon is just not witty not his fault
@ImEmilyThorne 7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is always better.
@Buxenwolf 7 жыл бұрын
I like Conan and Kimmel :)
@hotstuff400 7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is smooth!
@kavy1017 7 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I look, in the background, there's a marvel character just sitting there. 😂
@TridentVruinzTheSniper 7 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Storm lmao
@crazynakedpandas 7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Storm Same thoughts LoL
@lopfi4366 7 жыл бұрын
and the DCEU won an oscar before the MCU
@OKANGUVEN99 7 жыл бұрын
They have to have good security don't they? Okay it wasn't a good joke ı know.
@wallyjackson9543 7 жыл бұрын
lopfi lottfi For makeup please stop pretending like it matters.
@Nameless-wr9tj 7 жыл бұрын
Well, I have to admit, I didn't expected Jimmy to host the Oscars so good. I'm impressed.
@SalvableRuin 7 жыл бұрын
Nameless so WELL* Learn English.
@amyelizabeth529 7 жыл бұрын
뿡뿡! ^__^ Nameless may be in the process learning English as a 2nd or 3rd language. His remarks were comprehensible even with errors in grammar & spelling. So don't be so quick to criticize.
@vimranviotta 7 жыл бұрын
뿡뿡! ^__^ u kinda harsh😐
@tristan7844 7 жыл бұрын
you expected the other Jimmy to do a better job?
@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 жыл бұрын
The irony was in most abundantly copious fashion that night haha. I love it. Going on such a sarcastic lampoon, badass.
@sidiyer841 6 жыл бұрын
That's how you come back off a joke that didn't bang "the only happy ending we saw was in the middle of Moonlight" -silence- " you didn't see it, did you"
@anybodycanart 4 жыл бұрын
Sid Iyer I didn't get that.
@Walperion_Music 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didnt' see that but I can tell it was the best joke of the monologue.
@coolarunmohan 4 жыл бұрын
It was premeditated......he wasn't expecting it to get a big laugh
4 жыл бұрын
I think everyone gets it, it just takes a second or two to get in.
@CarlosDaniel-gj3if 4 жыл бұрын
#
@0nekhmerXViet 7 жыл бұрын
I love Kimmel's satirical humour, so good at roasting everyone equally
@AussieTVMusic 7 жыл бұрын
The right way to do it.
@mikerrnm 7 жыл бұрын
Krisna k What a great feminist he is
@gusdupree9076 7 жыл бұрын
Xenomous that's what ir mom said
@Phelie315 7 жыл бұрын
... yeah or just hard-to pronounce names. I'm white and have a pretty common German (as in: white) name, but the amount of English-speaking folks who frequently butcher it, make fun of it or simply change it ... dude. But I get it, if it's a name you're not used to it seems odd, maybe funny, and sometimes hard to pronounce, I have that problem with Irish or a lot of Eastern European names for example (also white names.) So I don't think this is a racial issue here, it's just people generally having a tendency to make fun of names that seem unusual to them. But also maybe this works differently in the USA than here in Europe, I don't know. Here white people frequently have unusual names as well and get made fun of for them (which is fine as long as it's in good fun for everyone involved, but terrible when it turns to bullying, obviously!).
@TheTompinai 7 жыл бұрын
full of hatred..
@jackflash5659 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job. His jokes were funny, the crowd laughed, his timing was perfect. Jimmy and Matt's skit was hilarious as usual.
@zainkhanrealtor8198 7 жыл бұрын
jack flash - Jimmy was great!!! One of, if not, the best Oscar(s)!
@relativelybasic 7 жыл бұрын
He actually flopped the joke about the middle part in moonlight being the only happy ending. But he recovered well.
@XJLCA 7 жыл бұрын
Don't actually get that joke, can you explain?
@gunzpk3r 7 жыл бұрын
In the middle of the movie, there's a handjob scene
@JoeBuck207 7 жыл бұрын
What show are you watching it was so lame and boring Jimmy is just another un funny no talent like Howard stern who sold out.
@nickrigdon8883 7 жыл бұрын
"Smooth move dumbass." Ahahahahahaha
@David_F97 7 жыл бұрын
Faceless Keeper - Neil deGrasse Tyson.
@fridjon13 7 жыл бұрын
I thought i commented on this video and was like... WHAT !
@lindaleon4169 7 жыл бұрын
Nick bgmcnhbouhhjunnookkp
@AJ-er5hn 7 жыл бұрын
the voice crack got me
@olivia6063 4 жыл бұрын
Matt and Jimmy must be really close friends in real life.
@peelslowly28 4 жыл бұрын
They wouldn't be able to keep this up so long if they weren't
@riad1717 4 жыл бұрын
Wtf.... they are arch enemies
@olivia6063 4 жыл бұрын
@@riad1717 Nope. That's just an act.
@chrisbelay4389 4 жыл бұрын
Thats only Show - Nothing else
@abhinavtheape5683 4 жыл бұрын
They are star crossed enemies
@worf7271 7 жыл бұрын
Matt Damon ROASTED
@singhn6032 7 жыл бұрын
Ponytail movie.... 😂
@Necronite 7 жыл бұрын
Nirmal Singh-Compton cringe
@VedoLeStelle5 7 жыл бұрын
*"smooth move, dumbass"*
@Four-ec1mr 6 жыл бұрын
Nah
@valefrenchy8997 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy did an amazing job hosting the Oscars: very funny and the feud with Matt Damon is hilarious😂 Well done!👏👏
@JovanFB 7 жыл бұрын
i hope it continues in the afterlife too
@heyheyheyheyheyhey76 7 жыл бұрын
He was awesome, my favorite along with Jackman. Love Kimmel's irony. Brutally sarcastic and it's epic. Really satire.
@rosieharesign2776 7 жыл бұрын
Vale Frenchy can
@VulturePG 7 жыл бұрын
Worst host ever man it's was racist the whole entire show
@popeye697 7 жыл бұрын
VulturePG ?????? Donald? is that you?
@Galactic123 7 жыл бұрын
I love how quick Matt Damon was to stand up for Meryl Streep.
@pelvis_assley 6 жыл бұрын
And that awkward clap of Nicole Kidman at 7:47 lol
@RahulKumar-ng2gh 6 жыл бұрын
He seems like a child clapping for his hero
@taiga6615 6 жыл бұрын
because he is 😂
@iM1NG 6 жыл бұрын
she forgot how to clap
@bay5854 6 жыл бұрын
Ming Chan she was worried everyone was going to pick on her clapping again 😂😂
@doinalright4552 4 жыл бұрын
The Meryl Streep part was the funniest and best.
@LebahG4nteng 3 жыл бұрын
Well almost every year, Meryl gets an Oscar nom and she's starting to careless about her winning because she has too much nomination 😂😂
@i_know_it_all 3 жыл бұрын
@@LebahG4nteng Jimmy was quoting the former disgraced twice impeached one term loser president who said Meryl was overrated. It had not much to do with her being careless but I imagine that's how it is at this point.
@Benyikoko 3 жыл бұрын
Especially the fact that everybody stood up! I laughed so hard
@MavrosLos 7 жыл бұрын
I was so satisfied after he mentioned Matt Damon #longestrunningjoke
@sephirothrikusora 7 жыл бұрын
hope it continues on. Still not getting old.
@saeedvazirian 7 жыл бұрын
#itsnotthatlong
@Gingerbear_24 7 жыл бұрын
albamessifabregas they had issues for real?i have no idea. Lol or his just jokin'
@gusdupree9076 7 жыл бұрын
Saeed Vazirian that is what she said
@PalmerS05 7 жыл бұрын
Nesthy Adventures Nah, it's just a joke. They're both in on it.
@NamHoang-xn9ts 7 жыл бұрын
"Black people saved NASA and white people saved Jazz. That's what we call progress" Damn true 😂
@sakshamgupta8118 5 жыл бұрын
what did he mean by that?
@DrRAZI99 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like that was kinda racist if you ask me
@jess218 5 жыл бұрын
Skm3r it was making fun of the stereotypes that white men can work for nasa and black people do jazz. if people stop being so sensitive we can make these jokes and make actual progress 😉
@NamHoang-xn9ts 5 жыл бұрын
saksham gupta you watch La La Land and Hidden Figures and you will understand what he said :)
@abbie1521 5 жыл бұрын
saksham gupta well, historically speaking, white people created nasa and black people created jazz. so to have the roles reversed is seen as progression.
@jayemaelle3462 7 жыл бұрын
The *ONLY* Jimmy that should host is Kimmel
@reececunningham6024 7 жыл бұрын
Saville
@joejoyce692 7 жыл бұрын
Reece Cunningham 😂😂😂😂
@lukess.s 7 жыл бұрын
Jaye Maelle Jimmy Cliff?
@bunnisnuggl8813 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy was awesome, funny as hell!
@charankanwalchopra5217 7 жыл бұрын
Jaye Maelle Hell yeah!!!
@missbumblebee8633 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when everyone stood up for Meryl Streep was so touching. Brought me to tears.
@ShowlidSnake 7 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad they chose Jimmy Kimmel over awkward Jimmy Fallon .
@SWLinPHX 7 жыл бұрын
Fallon already hosted the Golden Globes last month.
@idris1486 7 жыл бұрын
SWLinPHX Kimmel hosted the Emmys too
@SWLinPHX 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I know. That's partially how and why he got this gig.
@Matches771 7 жыл бұрын
I think Fallon is a good guy. I just can't stand his artificial laugh sometimes. Glad they went with Jimmy though! He's done a good job imo.
@discountbrains 7 жыл бұрын
To me Fallon is not funny at all and a bit weird. He looks strange too. I have noticed he reads his jokes off his cue cards pretty well on his monologue. Last time I saw him he had Michelle Obama on. Why do these showbiz types want to keep bringing that hideous thing on?
@shreyatripathi2083 7 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to bury the hatchet with someone whom I've had issues with." And the the look on Matt Damon's face. Just awesome 😂😂
@Veralidainai 7 жыл бұрын
I'm more excited to see that Black Widow and Captain America is sitting next to each other.
@lonser42 7 жыл бұрын
Miriam 😍😍😍
@rafaelyaguaro2842 7 жыл бұрын
Miriam this wasn't the Oscars, this was the prelude for Infinity War
@katnismellark 7 жыл бұрын
glad i wasn't the only one that noticed :D
@eglikoliopanou4295 7 жыл бұрын
just lovee 😍😍😍
@eblalgen 7 жыл бұрын
But Hawkeye was way over on the side. That was lame. And a few years ago, his movie won an Oscar.
@user-xr5kp6qz8g 4 жыл бұрын
Meryl laughing and hiding is so funny and adorable
@hannahsophia5301 2 жыл бұрын
YES
@Harsh-kp7yu 7 жыл бұрын
Black people saved NASA and White people saved jazz. that's we call progress😀😀😂
@nqi87 7 жыл бұрын
what movie had white people saving jazz?
@richeyadam7999 7 жыл бұрын
well wtf thought you were dead ?
@antonystepic4624 6 жыл бұрын
harsh shelar I
@rajatburman5050 6 жыл бұрын
harsh shelar what movie had black people save NASA ?
@dveiwer 6 жыл бұрын
Rajat Burman Hidden Figures
@Gorgoil313 7 жыл бұрын
That standing ovation for Meryl Streep was a great 'rub it in your face' moment for Trump!!!
@Captain_Insano_nomercy 7 жыл бұрын
Gorgoil313 lol of course she got a standing O? She's surrounded by like minded, elitist actors? Obviously actors didn't make much of a difference in that election huh 🙄
@Erin.56 7 жыл бұрын
Yes it was! Perfect. "The totally overrated actress meryl Streep" . Too funny. Perfect dig to Trump!
@jesussotelo4775 7 жыл бұрын
the liberal circle jerk is strong with these people
@camuraiwarrior6959 7 жыл бұрын
Youre a dipshit
@rylansargent8638 7 жыл бұрын
A bunch of Hollywood Elites clapping for another Hollywood elite. Nobody outside of their echo chamber cares. It's sad that your life sucks so badly that you live in the fake media's delusions
@bollox21 7 жыл бұрын
"Nice dress, is that an Ivanka?" :D
@vee3541 7 жыл бұрын
bollox21 I don't get it what's an Ivanka?
@YodaMasterOfTheUniverse 7 жыл бұрын
vishruth BM ivanka trump
@livvy94 7 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to Kellyanne Conway promoting Ivanka Trump's clothing brand in an interview on the news, which she was reprimanded for shortly afterward.
@mariusbancila 7 жыл бұрын
Savage.
@BrothaDoug 7 жыл бұрын
I died at that.
@ShubhamKumar-in9fd 5 жыл бұрын
Meryl Streep be like.. Why on earth it had to be Jimmy? 😢 Matt Damon: Get used to it😂
@striperross4975 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy had to do it because of the feud between President Trump and Meryll Streep. Trump tweeted that Meryll Streep is an 'overrated' actress.
@t_r_a_v_e_l_l_e_r 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌👌
@trefad917 7 жыл бұрын
"Is that an Ivanka?” 😂😂😂
@awesome1ru 7 жыл бұрын
Trefad i didn't get it?
@MOllySixxxCA 7 жыл бұрын
awesome1ru he's talking about the clothing line
@13666RAI 7 жыл бұрын
awesome1ru a drama where merrill streep critiques trump, and trump tweet overated merrill streep, so kimmel joke to compare her dress to ivanka trump (trumps wife right now)
@karlasiordia7336 7 жыл бұрын
Ivanka Trump's clothing line
@13666RAI 7 жыл бұрын
Karla SioMit thank you i'm not american thx for correcting dude i just like the spicy meme
@grantbernes2468 7 жыл бұрын
Glad I watched the Oscars - he did a great job as host.
@alexb3617 7 жыл бұрын
little too sharp maybe. still overall very good
@jazzx251 7 жыл бұрын
It was a toned-down Ricky Gervais - but good nevertheless. Gervais has led the way in how to host an awards show.
@shannem1 7 жыл бұрын
Grant Bernes I will respectfully disagree I couldn't get past his opening number and changed the station. He seemed so nervous he needed a drink....and another and another...
@NiVi192 6 жыл бұрын
Shanne Montibon You seriously thought so?! When what did you think about Fallon's Golden Globe disaster. That man was the embodiment of a highly neurotic nervous wrack desperate for quick laughs with each moment needing to be more sensational than the other. Kimmel, for me, actually behaved as superior as he does on his own talk show, plus very so on point, clever, inventive, both charming and natural. I personally found that to be one of the best performances by any Oscar host of the 2000s, like we saw a revised old school style! Wow, you really can interpret a person's on-stage appearance entirely differently!
@esraaa6298 7 жыл бұрын
I love the bromance between Matt and Jimmy, it's very funny! And the bit about Meryl Streep was genius!!! But I had a little problem: I couldn't keep my eyes away from Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson sitting beside each other!!!!!!!!!
@coolmatrix15 7 жыл бұрын
Emma aziz where?
@dogelydong8027 7 жыл бұрын
behind Denzel
@adelleelizabeth920 7 жыл бұрын
Emma aziz SAME!!!!!!!!
@bambi_bbholic6343 7 жыл бұрын
Emma Aziz-thankfully m not the only one.. :D
@BitchPleeaassee 7 жыл бұрын
Look at the beautiful people! They're so amazing! Worship them!
@deeaydiv 6 жыл бұрын
"we just wrote her name down out of habit" Dang!! kimmel!! sooooo funny.
@belleokuyama1028 7 жыл бұрын
He did a very good job hosting the Oscars
@Speedo1391 5 жыл бұрын
Let's get this guys likes updated, it's 2019 after all!!!
@franconysus 5 жыл бұрын
Nice joke
@57yearoldjamesbond 5 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@adish7839 5 жыл бұрын
better than ellen
@abdulmalikaltaiyeb4850 5 жыл бұрын
Rehan Verma I don’t think so ur just saying that out of hate for Ellen
@tristan7844 7 жыл бұрын
Can we all just agree that THIS JIMMY is way better and funnier...
@bigchungus7050 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Loayza when he's not on his own show he's actually funny. like when he was on James corden I was dying
@arsenalf.c6443 7 жыл бұрын
Carlos Loayza no i don't .
@tristan7844 7 жыл бұрын
When Fallon is not on his own show he's funny?
@jessicani9460 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel did a great job but the when I saw Scarlett sitting next to Chris I was like 👀 MY FAVORITES
@carolinaferreira9328 7 жыл бұрын
Jessica Budiasa yesssss same here 😍
@onemillionpercent 6 жыл бұрын
sameeeee
@tyc9909 6 жыл бұрын
5:05
@MD.-. 6 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEE
@kingop3029 5 жыл бұрын
I love anything involving Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.... These two are hilarious 😂😂
@jujujewel2172 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too, double attraction deal, they are good together
@LebahG4nteng 4 жыл бұрын
If only Kimmel hosted the Oscars and then Matt Damon interrupted his speech
@lindildeev5721 2 жыл бұрын
@@LebahG4nteng He did that at the Emmy's.
@karlaSinger 7 жыл бұрын
That Meryl standing ovation... YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@notverybright9825 7 жыл бұрын
She's really overated -_-
@3lement2010 7 жыл бұрын
You can tell Jimmy was nervous. I'm so proud of him!!
@jukvox 7 жыл бұрын
well done Jimmy, well done
@FreakGuitarShow 7 жыл бұрын
ksi video?
@oscarmalibu5215 7 жыл бұрын
Well Done,Indeed,"The Vox"! GREAT! :)
@meanstreak110 6 жыл бұрын
The Vox hey thanks! idk what I did but thanks👈_😎_👉
@alosim1541 4 жыл бұрын
Jimmy’s not my favorite but you gotta love how he called everyone out for not actually seeing Moonlight
@emanuelcarvalho8510 3 жыл бұрын
i didnt get the joke lol did you??
@alosim1541 3 жыл бұрын
@@emanuelcarvalho8510 it wasn’t so much a joke as just an obvious jab at fake people. Those who praise certain movies when they don’t even watch them but still say how good they are cause it’ll get good press
@doc8013 3 жыл бұрын
@@alosim1541 bingo!
@alexanderherrera9827 7 жыл бұрын
Glad Jimmy acknowledged Meryl Streep's outstanding career. She is truly a great actress.
@LateNightVibes_ 7 жыл бұрын
NO She's smart
@Elysianism 7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera I like her but there is nothing remarkable about her,
@benpotter572 7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera She's a dumbass. Blind to the realities of the world.
@marvindeleon5850 7 жыл бұрын
She's a boring actress.
@quietdemon8138 7 жыл бұрын
Alexander Herrera could you tell me how cause I don't really consider her a respectable person or actress but that's my opinion
@Mohamedsagna19 7 жыл бұрын
You Did great JIMMY CONGRATULATIONS!!
@Mohamedsagna19 7 жыл бұрын
SpyingDutchman what hate??
@ameenyounis4017 7 жыл бұрын
7:40 matt damon was the first to stand up in meryl's honor , he is simply the greatest.
@wylier 7 жыл бұрын
What does that even mean? Yes, I know what 'cucked' means, just not sure how it applies to Matt in this context.
@xo0o0 6 жыл бұрын
Ameen Younis no , it was some other guy in the back
@CarissaConti 6 жыл бұрын
@ Ameen Younis - Annnnnd.....this comment is exactly what is wrong with the world. So many people in the public that worship these fools. Meryl Streep is nobody. Just an actress...and one who leapt to her own feet to honor child rapist Roman Polanski, and then referred to rapist Harvey Weinstein as her personal "God." Matt Damon isn't anything either. Just an actor. He hasn't cured cancer, instigated world peace, or cleaned up all the environmental pollutants destroying Earth. He recites lines in front of a camera. Some nobody line reciter, standing up in "honor" of some other nobody line reciter, who in turn celebrates known rapists and pedophiles. The world needs to stop worshipping these idiots.
@tolulopeidowu6635 6 жыл бұрын
Carissa Conti what a stupid comment
@CarissaConti 6 жыл бұрын
@ Tolulope Idowu - Only stupid if you're one of the fools who worships these "people."
@Ustianna 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Matt Damon was one of the first ones to jump off his seat to give Meryl “torally undeserved round of applause” 😂
@Olivia_4444 7 жыл бұрын
"Remember last year when it seemed like the Oscars were racist?" LMAO Jimmy i'm done
@JohnDoe-gw9vs 6 жыл бұрын
Olivia95 FULL OSCARS SHOW ON MY CHANNEL, WATCH BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN
@MLSoll 7 жыл бұрын
6:12 Viggo's half smile is so sweet
@MuhammadEgypt 7 жыл бұрын
Nice dress btw. Is that an Ivanka? Hahaha
@roxy5588 7 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Farouk 😂😂😂😂
@alexb3617 7 жыл бұрын
he meant Ivanka Trump right?
@MuhammadEgypt 7 жыл бұрын
Yes. :D
@jillwalker462 7 жыл бұрын
Mohamed Farouk Illegal , go back where you came from stupid a @@
@hippiesoul8448 7 жыл бұрын
Sharon Walker don't be ignorant. In that case you and your ancestors should go first...
@anniem8371 4 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a second and acknowledge that Scar Jo and Chris Evans are sitting next to each other being a fantastic duo as always :P
@grimmywizard 3 жыл бұрын
Cap and Nat undercover.
@simanaden4599 7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel was a good choice as a host! Bravo. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@bambipantanosas6641 7 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy! And I love his bromance with Matt Damon! So much fun!! 👍👏🏽🙌✨
@SuperJajaco 7 жыл бұрын
Bambi Pantanosas ... it looks more like a NOmance 😛
@bambipantanosas6641 7 жыл бұрын
Jan Jacobsen Hahahaha, you're right! 😀
@michaelcain721 7 жыл бұрын
Do you know who I would love to see host the oscars? Graham norton, for those of you who haven't heard of him, he's an Irish chat show host in the UK. Give his show a chance, he really is a hilarious host who knows how to make a good show. Hope he gets this job soon. Also I'd just like to add, taraji p. Henson is looking absolutely stunning 😍
@dteenagewitch360 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Cain yaaasss but i dont think oscar would hire a brit
@hillarymahomei6286 6 жыл бұрын
Graham Norton pls
@ilovebeingprecious 6 жыл бұрын
He can get the BAFTA
@estyak8780 6 жыл бұрын
totally...norton is a fantastic host.
@outcast935 6 жыл бұрын
Luthfa Shabrina Rodger Moore hosted the Oscars
@Montano76 6 жыл бұрын
4:56 INDIAN GUILLERMO IN THE BACK
@praduhhhhhctions 4 жыл бұрын
I WAS WAITING FOR THISSS
@retroastronaut1000 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Tory-T 4 жыл бұрын
Omgg lmao
@saujatyamandal6846 4 жыл бұрын
Duddde 😂😂
@alanatransify 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
@donaldtrump5650 7 жыл бұрын
That Meryl Streep joke tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@liamgarfield4321 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump pedophilia is nothing to joke about
@Ann-dt6pt 7 жыл бұрын
4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans sitting next to each other
@Cluver_03 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve shipped them since 2012
@raazuu6913 5 жыл бұрын
Jelena H iiiii
@greggskoorka3934 5 жыл бұрын
P
@sedlyholmes3722 5 жыл бұрын
Too bad they are like best friend
@aliamiri8644 5 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss
@joninewazzup 7 жыл бұрын
4:55 Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans look adorable next to eachother
@meekmeads 6 жыл бұрын
or Chris Christie.
@davidcastro5937 6 жыл бұрын
Many 'Chris' in this business... Jesus.
@NYComedyCreature 6 жыл бұрын
Or Chris Brown
@shintyaguntari8726 6 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, untill you realize me jeezz thanks
@aidalf1912 6 жыл бұрын
Denise De Smit OMG YAAAAAS
@Leonardo10054 5 жыл бұрын
“sMoOtH moVe dUmAsS” That voicecrack tho
@papiguzmann3534 4 жыл бұрын
Thought I was the only one who heard that “VoIcEcRaCk”😭😭😭😂😂
@anonym58063 4 жыл бұрын
The voicecrack made it even funnier imo
@BigstickNick 7 жыл бұрын
remember when the academy seemed racist. Funniest line.
@alexk5907 7 жыл бұрын
william sewell was it ever racist or was it just a publicity stunt?
@alexk5907 7 жыл бұрын
***** yeah because who needs talent you're black?😂😂
@jameswilliams-of3mv 7 жыл бұрын
lol keep assuming moron coward boy.. you're an idiot lol and a typical immature wanna be know it all online, nothing more..and stop swearing you shallow selfish clueless wussy lol.. get lost jess.. and like i said, liberals are all clueless scum bags, period..
@jesssecrest89 7 жыл бұрын
bret you his dad told me. he put it on me with his mouth and pop rocks. his dad is hot.
@gusdupree9076 7 жыл бұрын
Jess Secrest secrest out ....of the closet
@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын
Wow.. Cool that they let this be on his channel. Thanks, Jimmy. And the Oscars people, of course. And the guys who edit and encode these vids for youtube... and um.. my agent.. and my family.. couldn't do this without you! And the.. oh they're playing the music.. um.. But thanks to everyone I missed.. You know who you are.. and um.. Trump is a monster! Resist!!! and uh... oh...Someone is trying to.. yes.. they're walking me away from the computer..
@konradczerkas316 7 жыл бұрын
Kimmel was compromised.......
@justinm2697 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot to thank God.
@vertex1933 7 жыл бұрын
New Message You forgot to thank Cthulhu
@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын
I mentioned him..
@TB--sp9wy 7 жыл бұрын
New Message hahaha
@annalisemae7627 7 жыл бұрын
I hope he becomes a regular host of Oscars. So funny!!
@goe5 7 жыл бұрын
blackfoot better than you
7 жыл бұрын
he's cancer
@mr.harroldramanan8154 7 жыл бұрын
Jeff O like ur Mom
@noble_experiment 7 жыл бұрын
I hope he does ! tbh anyone is better than Neil
@alexepic9993 7 жыл бұрын
he's also doing the Oscars this year again because Disney said he was so good
@LebahG4nteng 3 жыл бұрын
I just love that when Jimmy talks about Matt, is like he's advertising Matt's movie, he's actually helping Matt 😂
@BAdrianne91 7 жыл бұрын
can we talk about the "miss universe flashback" that just happened? 😂😂😂
@goodguynow 7 жыл бұрын
BAdrianne91 no man it's too soon lol
@evanhuang6325 7 жыл бұрын
schornstein when they were announcing the winner of the best picture, they announced that 'la la land' won but the truth was they received the wrong card and that the movie 'moonlight' actually won, it was handled pretty well on stage though.
@Godfather_Al 7 жыл бұрын
and i thought that girl sitting next to mel gibson was his daughter or something but turns out it's his girlfriend who is 26 years old while mel is 61. ok then........
@sairah653 7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS 2 words. HUGH HEFNER
@jeffwelsh7516 7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS my nigga Mel keeping the dream alive
@TheJoker-fq3ue 7 жыл бұрын
Mel the Paedophile you mean :D
@johnfarlio1830 7 жыл бұрын
William Wallace is getting laid m8888
@user-ti2xi9bd4u 7 жыл бұрын
XeRauS gold digger
@XaviOnline 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel was the best Oscar host by far
@evisceratednation 7 жыл бұрын
By far lefty.
@kateleeschaaf5569 7 жыл бұрын
I loved Ellen and Neil for the Oscars also
@kingkongdingdongXD 7 жыл бұрын
You' haven't watched a lot of Oscars have you?
@iraqilynn 7 жыл бұрын
Hugh Jackman was amazing too!
@christianleyva 7 жыл бұрын
after Hugh Jackman
@annekezegers7477 4 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice that Nicole Kidman missed her own hand when she was trying to clap?
@sahilpanwar4124 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lonewolf7873 4 жыл бұрын
She's beautiful, thats what matters the most 😇
@praduhhhhhctions 4 жыл бұрын
She was scared that the diamonds would fall off. 😂😂
@Ash-1803 4 жыл бұрын
@@lonewolf7873 Nah being competent also matters
@onpointsolo4877 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tylerb7503 7 жыл бұрын
we have no life
@03Mrbg 7 жыл бұрын
IS THAT AN IVANKA? OMG HAHAHA
@realcolataste97 7 жыл бұрын
you're doing great jimmy! good hosting job!
@kitpalmer1583 6 жыл бұрын
3:20 it warms my heart how hard Octavia Spencer cracks up at this joke
@shackhurst 7 жыл бұрын
Can I get a like for my grandpa who died today at 73 after a tough fight with cancer and intestinal issues? Rest In Peace grandpa.
@ozzy.8413 7 жыл бұрын
StarBurritoTV why are you using your grandpas death from cancer for likes in a KZfaq comment? That's just pathetic.
@marcusseneca6892 7 жыл бұрын
StarBurritoTV sounds like you need a new grandpa more than a like
@shackhurst 7 жыл бұрын
Eames Eames He did die. His kidneys failed after 8 surgeries; they couldn't handle it.
@ozzy.8413 7 жыл бұрын
Well actually I lost my dad from cancer a few months ago and the last thing I thought about was support from strangers over the internet on a KZfaq comment.
@Catholic-Redpilled-Spaniard 7 жыл бұрын
May the Lord have him in glory and peace
@noornounou7036 7 жыл бұрын
HANDS DOWN THE BEST OSCARS SHOW IVE EVER SEEN AND IT ALL BECAUSE OF YOU JIMMY❤️🙌🏽
@zainkhanrealtor8198 7 жыл бұрын
Noor Nounou - Agreed. Best Oscars ever!!!
@Stonehengoo 7 жыл бұрын
Ellen was better and had better iconic moments: selfie and pizza.
@ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout 7 жыл бұрын
If they ever dared to get Ricky Gervais then that would be by far the best oscars.
@Tstarr600 7 жыл бұрын
idk... There's a reason for that. I like Ricky, but he rubs a LOT of people in hollywood the wrong way. Somehow when he's hosting and tells an insulting joke about other artists, it actually just comes off as rude and mean rather than funny. He finds humor in too-low blows for an awards show, so having him host is risky. I heard his name came up a few years back, but he bombed another awards show with poor taste and the Oscars won't risk using him out of fear that some nominees would actually refuse to attend if he hosts.
@ifthisismyhandlewhereismyspout 7 жыл бұрын
Teresa Starr Well he made the Golden Globes a lot more entertaining every time he hosted. Who wouldn't wanna see celebrities get wrecked in front of hundreds of millions of people?
@andrewstran 7 жыл бұрын
7:47 Nicole Kidman fails at clapping
@vibrationalcurrency 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tran lol imagine if fallon was hosting
@jamesmartin2493 7 жыл бұрын
Thank God he's not!😂😀
@sssophie9292 7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Tran I noticed that 😄 maybe she got confused half way through whether they should be clapping. Haha, that would have been hilarious if Fallon was on 😂 #neverforget
@masknothing5683 7 жыл бұрын
If you look like a robot you clap like one
@HunterVex. 7 жыл бұрын
this Matt and Jimmy beef is now at Oscar level. OHH JEEEZ!!!!
@Mohamedshahidm 7 жыл бұрын
Look at all those political remarks in Hollywood . while in India , actors wouldn't even speak against the fascist Modi government
@JaneNayes 7 жыл бұрын
If Trump had any balls he would send death squads after those that openly oppose him. The president has no balls. Why are these people allowed to live?!
@rickdeckard5719 7 жыл бұрын
+Shane Nath Is that you Putin?
@arsenalf.c6443 7 жыл бұрын
Mesut Renly Spector Hey man why should Indian film industry actors speak against their own government if they don't have any problem the government, they are not opposition party . Also, recently with the ban on film- Lipstick under my Burqa, the whole industry is demanding to uplift the ban.
@arsenalf.c6443 7 жыл бұрын
Mesut Renly Spector You might have your own problems with the Indian government. But here in India the Indian film industry has infact SUPPORTED THE MODI GOVT be it on issue of Surgical Strike in P.O.K or on Demonitisation.
@rajshivaram3557 7 жыл бұрын
the grass on the other side always looks greener our country is safer than their country and you can say all you want you brainwashed idiot
@audereestfacere2858 7 жыл бұрын
that standing ovation for Meryl tho :)
@kimberleymorris8052 7 жыл бұрын
audere est facere I know how lovely
@BinhTran-ck3li 7 жыл бұрын
Yoongi!?!!?!!
@BrandonWillWin 7 жыл бұрын
Overrated hack
@BrandonWillWin 7 жыл бұрын
Overrated hack
@GGG-ny8ez 6 жыл бұрын
Even Denzel got up. Legends. Well deserved standing ovation.
@luciasanz4020 2 жыл бұрын
Put Jimmy every year. He knows how to be satirical and joke around without being disrespectful and all the celebrities seem to like him.
@mtenorio8917 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy kimmel killed it! He did a fantastic job
@mbords01 6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@bubbiesdad 6 жыл бұрын
He's a racist/sexist scumbag.
@popthetrunkk6500 6 жыл бұрын
bubbiesdad Sounds like you are
@celebtrvl 6 жыл бұрын
Mayra Tenorio coming back. Back to back
@mjgudiel8948 7 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Jimmy. Very funny specially the part Meryl Streep. It was so gracious of her to play along.
@chadbaker3117 7 жыл бұрын
she went home and cried after. i'm not joking
@XJLCA 7 жыл бұрын
> Chad Baker, I doubt that. All Jimmy did was complimented her in a backhanded and funny way, everybody there, including Meryl got that. It was quite flattering actually.
@OdairrBarros 7 жыл бұрын
was Donald trump nominated for worst president of the year
@kristiankhrystenko2199 7 жыл бұрын
Odair Barros He could be nominated, but Obama would still win...
@kristiankhrystenko2199 7 жыл бұрын
Rosencrantz23ph Only Obama could be able to pull off barely doing anything and still being considered a hero...
@MegaCadette55 7 жыл бұрын
Kristian Khrystenko DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
@kristiankhrystenko2199 7 жыл бұрын
Rosencrantz23ph He managed to double our debt and with that still end up with a worsening infrastructure, decreased employment, and a crappy healthcare system... Yep, that's definitely the Republicans' fault...
@sirmoonslosthismind 7 жыл бұрын
kristian, you're not too bright, are you?
@user-dv4rh2my1x 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Bezos looks like he's going back to the office to scream at some people.
@johna7942 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Squbany23 7 жыл бұрын
I dont get why right is upset about this speech? TWO VERY LIGHT MENTIONS about Prez Trump.I loved it.Great job Jimmy.
@Pinkymajor4 7 жыл бұрын
And funny how Mel Gibson's girlfriend looks like his daughter 😂
@ReadandWite 7 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that's not his niece? At the best parties and hotels they are always referred to as "his niece".
@kenzieskye3053 7 жыл бұрын
ReadandWite They said they had a child together.
@sabster79 7 жыл бұрын
Gross.
@chadbaker3117 7 жыл бұрын
sabster79 he's a gross man
@oatmealboy6 7 жыл бұрын
Correction: Grand-daughter.
@reeehamo 7 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy Kimmel 😂😂😂
@Erin.56 7 жыл бұрын
I never knew he was so funny.
@Patri-x8v 6 жыл бұрын
He did an AMAZING job and the shoutout to Meryl had me in tears!♥️ And this year yet another nomination! Wow.
@shb7345 7 жыл бұрын
"Nice dress by the way is that an Ivanka ?" 🤣
@DhOuhaDiDOu 7 жыл бұрын
@7:44 Meryl's husband had his eyes only on her he didn't even notice other people when they stood up
@huachenbu2604 5 жыл бұрын
yep so sweet ;)
@zaid_khan12345 4 жыл бұрын
He looks pissed off
@scruffygaming627 4 жыл бұрын
No idea what you're talking about, like everyone else, I had eyes only for Meryl :)
@shelbysanders2167 4 жыл бұрын
@@zaid_khan12345 he probably isn't pissed he says he just doesn't get excited anymore
@mikonugroho7191 7 жыл бұрын
Meryl Streep moment is so awesome, :D
@dorotheep.693 7 жыл бұрын
She totally turned me off when she blamed President Trump for mocking a disabled person, but said absolutely NOTHING when actual footage was streamed of 4 blacks torturing a mentally disabled white guy. screw streep
@viscoselight23 7 жыл бұрын
Dorothee P. Trump did mock a disabled person. There is no valid argument to say he didn't. Plus what happened with those 4 blacks isn't something she should just tweet about. She is an actress not a politician.
@NGT29 7 жыл бұрын
Dorothee P. it's not white vs. black. it is the president vs. a common man; and who should be more accountable for their actions and words. Also, she can't talk about every injustice and torture going around this world, that is a stupid ass argument
@dorotheep.693 7 жыл бұрын
Viscoselight23: He didn't mock ANYONE, you ostrich. He used gestures to convey a sense of overwhelming. But the lying democrat/communists will use anything, including LIES, to accuse and destroy. They used streeep, she's a sucker.
@viscoselight23 7 жыл бұрын
Dorothee P. Lol, he did mock a disabled person. There is video proof. Can't see how you would defend those actions.
@ejflor1313 4 жыл бұрын
I love this everyone starts laughing before he names Matt Damon.
@stormyseaward5939 7 жыл бұрын
i kept telling my mom i thought jimmy kimmel would be a great oscar host. halfway through, i thought she would be telling me she hated janelle monae's dress but instead she was saying how funny jimmy kimmel was, lol...
@Erin.56 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy kimmel was so funny and I hated jonelle monae's dress!!!!!
@teamyellow4391 7 жыл бұрын
I thought he wouldn't be NEARLY as good as he was, he was HILARIOUS> Like a REAL GOOD comedy set!!!!
@vb8428 7 жыл бұрын
stormy seaward Jimmy Kimmel is childish and sounds kinda dumb. Terrrible delivery of 'jokes'
@mrsperfectlyfine450 7 жыл бұрын
I actually wouldn't mind him hosting again next year. He was on his toes and handled things very well
@Unknown-md6me 7 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen Jimmy Kimmel 'perform' and I love his dry humour😂 All his jokes are delivered with a poker face 👏🏼
@neelefuchs3458 4 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: Robert Downey Jr as the host
@zacharygenovese3533 4 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@ishubhyadav5610 4 жыл бұрын
They can't afford him
@user-es7xz8bj9h 4 жыл бұрын
Baecon Chim-Chim such an underrated comment
@grimmywizard 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr Glass they'll cry
@LebahG4nteng 3 жыл бұрын
Why not Ricky Gervais? Would you like to see how carnage the Oscar would be?
@animemiki1 7 жыл бұрын
The shade thrown at trump xD Hilarious! Well done Jimmy
@jocart 7 жыл бұрын
jokes are well written! AMAZING JOB JIMMY!
@amy4ever2010 7 жыл бұрын
absolutely fantastic monologue :)
@danielaiz5120 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: You can spot EVERY "Avenger" in the background except Iron-Man (R.I.P).
@mahendrasingh-gz8ne 4 жыл бұрын
No thor,hulk,spiderman,Hawkeye, scarlet witch or war machine or falcon.
@amruthalakshmi8527 4 жыл бұрын
You know that Robert Downey Jr isn't actually dead right??
@LANO141 4 жыл бұрын
mahendra singh hawkeye at 6:10
@shucaybmaxamud2842 4 жыл бұрын
Where is Hemsworth? Timestamp plz
@Mikeymix15 7 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: Jimmy Fallon was supposed to host the Oscars all along
@RuberDildo 7 жыл бұрын
Please no. NO. He would have spent all the monologue slamming on an imaginary table.
@mikebarwick7933 7 жыл бұрын
Young Simba wrong. ABC was hosting so it was going to be Kimmel all along.
@EricAriel5 7 жыл бұрын
He said no stop first,they had to beg him,Its a thankless job.
@lurategh 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Evans in the background 😍
@nicolehutch2959 7 жыл бұрын
teghlura WHERE WHERE
@lurategh 7 жыл бұрын
4:53 and on
@HitmanRebornFans 7 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel>Jimmy boring Fallon
@folarinosibodu 7 ай бұрын
That Merrill moment has to be one of the greatest moments in all of tv history. Well done Jimmy. A president was mean to her and Jimmy totally turned it around.
@mochi-oy9wd 7 жыл бұрын
Viggo Mortensen seems like such a nice and sweet guy!
@Erin.56 7 жыл бұрын
He went to my college.... but he is alittle older so not the same time
@SweetParadise68 7 жыл бұрын
My favourite actor/person in the world.
@Wolfgangus_Theophilus 7 жыл бұрын
And he drinks mate.
@borfried 6 жыл бұрын
Cried when they showed him in this monologue. Just suddenly remembered his heartbreaking performance in Captain Fantastic.
@batvigilante1827 6 жыл бұрын
Aragorn!
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