Jimmy Kimmel Made it Into the Trump Trial, Donald "Can't Even Testify" & Crazy Abortion Law Repealed

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16 күн бұрын

We are officially part of the record of the People vs Donald Trump, prosecutors entered into evidence a series of text messages between lawyers for Trump and Stormy Daniels about our show, Trump has been encouraging supporters to come to the courthouse and support him and was greeted by a single fan, he is very upset about reports that say he’s been sleeping during the trial, the courtroom sketch artist appears to hate him, today he tried to float the idea that because of the gag order he’s not allowed to testify, he played shows in Wisconsin and Michigan yesterday where he fired up the crowd telling them everything’s a disaster and America is dead, we have a new water pressure edition of Drunk Donald Trump, the state Senate in Arizona finally voted to repeal their antiquated and crazy abortion law from 1864, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem went on Hannity last night to do damage control after she revealed she shot her puppy, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 14 күн бұрын

My favorite Stormy moment was when a Trump supporter tweeted at her with "Trump wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole " She answered :" You're right, he used a 3 inch pole" 😂

@grnddesign 14 күн бұрын

She is a very intelligent, very clever, very quick lady

@aggressiveattitudeera887 14 күн бұрын

*OUCH!*

@joancooney7724 14 күн бұрын

😂

@1432b 14 күн бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@randomuser5897 14 күн бұрын

Nice😂😂

@juliaburns9125 14 күн бұрын

The reason he doesn’t use a teleprompter is because he can’t read & talk at the same time.

@Tonyhouse1168 14 күн бұрын

He can’t talk and talk at the same time. The last time I attempted reading a transcript of one of his “speeches” my brain threw up and refused to come out of its pillow fort.

@lovetafrank7852 14 күн бұрын

Who

@janedoe8828 14 күн бұрын

He can’t read

@dthomas9230 14 күн бұрын

@@janedoe8828 Dyslexia requires an attention span bigger than a gnat's.

@rd9669 14 күн бұрын

@@Tonyhouse1168if I was drunk and just woke up I would probably give the same speech 😂😂😂

@schenier 13 күн бұрын

he doesn't think that his supporters are stupid. He KNOWS they are stupid

@trevormorris4073 7 күн бұрын

I love that comment. I often wonder how they can be so damn stupid.

@Ferinex_666 13 күн бұрын

After 8+ years, I still absolutely cannot even begin to fathom that literally ANYONE hears Trump speak anywhere anytime for any reason and not only thinks "wow, this guy is smart," but also thinks he should be the president. I know 8 year olds who have a larger vocabulary and speak more eloquently than Trump.

@1984knockingatyourdoor 13 күн бұрын

After 40 years of education cuts that should not be shocking

@shelleynowwilson 12 күн бұрын

You guys are doomed. Hugs from Australian.

@corners23251 12 күн бұрын

@@shelleynowwilson Yes doomed and laughing over it from Canada.

@Cornyyn 12 күн бұрын

@Ferinex_666 did you never learn about feudalism in school?

@billpii6314 12 күн бұрын

@@corners23251 What are you laughing at? Trump will invade you first thing.

@Nevernowaynope 14 күн бұрын

The ball busting Kimmel does on trump fills me with immense joy!

@MikeGoesBadaBoom 14 күн бұрын

The best part is trump takes offense 😂

@TheFatAndTheFurious 14 күн бұрын

EVERY WEEK DAY!

@markcramer74 14 күн бұрын

You and the other three hundred people watching him.

@davidallen346 14 күн бұрын

You know Jimmy is right when Trump starts to get upset 😡 🤣

@adamk.7177 14 күн бұрын

@@markcramer74 "He said, as he jealously looked at the 19.4 million subscribers, then cried and peed at the same time"

@revwillyg6450 14 күн бұрын

Biden was near my area this week and he spoke about infrastructure, clean water, jobs, women's rights. The difference in their rallies is astounding. It was so sane and peaceful and... not crazy

@nancygibson604 14 күн бұрын

President Biden is the best😊😊😊😊😊

@shielanunn3484 14 күн бұрын

Boring ....lol

@sidgarrett7247 14 күн бұрын

@@shielanunn3484The word is civilized, polite, on worthwhile matters that can and will improve the lives of all of us.

@cotus2408 14 күн бұрын

@@shielanunn3484😡 Save your laughs for the “ looney one “, * DJT ! 😀😂

@sheilahwhite3343 14 күн бұрын

Hey this is his suck up style.

@chrisyacoback6320 13 күн бұрын

I've trained hunting dogs for five decades. Fact: formal training for a hunter begins at or after 18 months... before that the dog is a baby then a toddler. They can't focus and retain how to find and point and return to the owner before that in a consistent manner. It takes time and bonding with your hound. Period

@triciac1019 12 күн бұрын

Thank you for sharing this! That Noam gets me so angry she killed him!

@chrisyacoback6320 12 күн бұрын

@@triciac1019 another fact... terriers are not the best for bird hunting....they are more like banryard guardians....if it runs it's prey. Srtters, pointers and retrievers are the best bird dogs...they just follow their nose when they work a field. It's a beautiful thing to see a bird dog in a field.when it comes to animals... people are the problem

@sylvia106 12 күн бұрын

@@chrisyacoback6320wasn’t the puppy a wire haired pointer?

@chrisyacoback6320 12 күн бұрын

@@sylvia106 it may have been however other than the german wire haired pointer, they are generally not a specific bird dog. The breeds best suited for bird hunting are Springer spaniels, English Setters, Labrador Retrievers and German short haired pointers and such

@littlewoodimp 12 күн бұрын

Even if it was a no go for a working dog - rescues are a thing!

@kenfletcher1734 13 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel, you are the funniest man on this planet. Smart, cutting and no BS, I love it !! Cheers from Aus.

@hks2377 14 күн бұрын

Trump bragged about going into Miss Teen USA dressing rooms, for years! Now, we’re supposed to believe he’s worried about girls & not just trafficking in transphobia?

@chenzen1578 14 күн бұрын

'If I do it, it's legal' - The Man Of Steal

@dtg7957 14 күн бұрын

You forgot, it's Trump, he's allowed to do so. Any other man of the US has to respect woman, not he himself!

@donalda8017 14 күн бұрын

Same supporters of his said J e ws wouldn't replace them ...now they want to send blanks checks to them

@nelliekenny9630 14 күн бұрын

Ladies bathrooms have cubicles. So what's the problem ?

@LaDemocrazia 14 күн бұрын

@@nelliekenny9630 We are not talking about bathrooms but DRESSING ROOMS. So you didn't see the load of images even everybody outside the US knows about? 🤔

@irandude1655 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel Show will be in the History book forever! 🤣🤣

@danielgloverpiano7693 14 күн бұрын

So will the Donny Trump failed presidency. The worst in history. 🎉🎉🎉🎉

@johnnystewart83 13 күн бұрын

I would NEVER vote for donald trump..EVER!!!!

@williamwarner2518 11 күн бұрын

That's not a stretch for YOU since you've never voted

@rkeller8141 11 күн бұрын

Or any candidate that has R next to name. Too many remain as election deniers and still not held accountable for J6.

@lylegardner7260 10 күн бұрын

@williamwarner2518 you're correct, everyone who badmouths former president vonshitzenpants is secretly ineligible to vote. Otherwise, he would have lost the last election. Edit: if the Democrats are so good at rigging elections, how did he ever beat Hillary?

@debracook1454 10 күн бұрын

I agree... I could NEVER vote for Trump either... the man is nuts..

@williamwarner2518 10 күн бұрын

@@debracook1454 since you've NEVER voted that wont be a stretch...get your striped pajamas ready

@MD-ef7nl 13 күн бұрын

"It's a Nubbin", how true those words are to discribe the whole person not just his pinky.

@shirleyandrews1152 2 күн бұрын

😂🤣‼️

@ThanaBrunges-mx7ji 7 сағат бұрын

Amen! 😅

@sterlingfury 14 күн бұрын

It's also nice to have a president who doesn't need a defense attorney

@davidwoods7408 14 күн бұрын

Or 15.

@Jman-uz6gp 14 күн бұрын

Or several dozen.🤣

@stephenmitchell3 14 күн бұрын

Not yet. But deflection noted. It's cute how Biden supporters will overlook all of his scandals and legal problems - which makes them just like Trump supporters. Ooops!

@lion73266 14 күн бұрын

He just needs his helpers at the care home , waiting for his arrival.. it won't be long.

@gattingbowledwarne 14 күн бұрын

@@lion73266listen to Howard stern’s interview with Biden? Just do it. Be honest with yourself.

@suzannmatthews9857 14 күн бұрын

I love the fact Jimmy keeps calling out Trump and obviously gets under his skin. Love it! Go full throttle on him, Jimmy.

@oceanscene22 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3Sure, Trump is far more entertaining as he tells so many obvious lies and his supporters seem to be oblivious. Biden is a run of the mill politician, perhaps like all of them, a little shady here and there but nothing spectacular like Mr Trump. Wow, you have a criminal ex-president, joining the ranks of Putin and other authoritarian crooks

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 I love magabilly tears.

@user-vv8ux1kn3n 14 күн бұрын

Kimmel please please keep it up.

@itsknotmagic 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 apparently you don't watch much Jimmy Kimmel

@JozieY1 14 күн бұрын

@stephenmitchell3 I love how Trump can bend down for a pen. Bubbas gonna love it too. 😅😊

@jujubean7254 13 күн бұрын

There are no bad dogs...just bad owners....

@LethalSaliva 12 күн бұрын

I was going to say the same thing 👍

@davidwang4364 12 күн бұрын

@jujubean7254 . . . That is not true. There can be incorrigible dogs just like there can be incorrigible children.

@shadowlesswarrior 14 күн бұрын

It would be nice to have a president who doesn’t lie about using the teleprompter

@carolineatkins2900 11 күн бұрын

It would be nice to have one that can read one. RFK Jr

@shadowlesswarrior 11 күн бұрын

@@carolineatkins2900 RFKJr has no chance of winning. He’s only wasting his time

@rofflestomp684 14 күн бұрын

"Founding Farter"! That is just too funny!

@user-sg6sv9oi6i 14 күн бұрын

😂

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

💨💯

@dhulbert855 14 күн бұрын

Hey Donnie! It's WAY past your jailtime!

@stephenmitchell3 14 күн бұрын

And Joey's....and Hillary's.

@rob3539 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 way past your bedtime too

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 I know you are, but what am I? Is that how it goes?

@Scriber42076 14 күн бұрын

@stephenmitchell3 can you list the crimes Joey and Hillary committed. Facts not feelings

@Samuel-ym8wz 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3sure where is your evidence? Trump has crates of evidence on him and then half the people working for him become witnesses. See I don't worship politicians like maga, if ours commit crimes then we want them prosecuted. So please bring some good evidence since conservatives haven't yet. Anyways I hope you have a good day

@user-tr7yg7zo3j 13 күн бұрын

Jimmy: how about bringing on the little kid who raised $200,000.00 to pay for his classmates’ back-tabs they “owe” for their school lunches? That would bring awareness to government funding for cafeteria lunch money. It’s shameful that we are neglecting poor school kids this way. Also: funding for educational/school supplies. Schools and teachers and KIDS are hurting. Why should these children be saddled with debt for lunch and missing educational material? This is our next generation and we as a nation are ignoring it’s learning “malnourishment.” PS thx for all you’re doing for our country. I’m a psychic detective who’s been on Unsolved Mysteries and I read for clients worldwide. My prediction for Little Donny (also the title of a novel I’m writing): full blown dementia before the election. 😝 keep up the good, joyful job you’re doing for us. ❤ Martha Woodworth/Las Vegas NV.

@dannyburleigh1 14 күн бұрын

Why does Skunk even want to be President,he has nothing good to offer! He is NO BIG SHOT!! "He's a JOKE!!"

@janrychnovsky6842 12 күн бұрын

Why does a person who doesn't know what he had for lunch at noon want to be president?

@Patyches 11 күн бұрын

Because he's been compromised by Putin.

@sylviajones1114 9 күн бұрын

That's why he wants to be pres...so he can believe he can control those who kept him out!!

@maryangellwalsh 4 күн бұрын

He has always wanted to be president again in order to run out legal statute of limitations. He doesn’t want to go to jail.

@grahamharrison3521 14 күн бұрын

From a UK fan of the Jimmy Kimmel show. Your monologue about Trump and some of the more crazed MAGA community restores my faith in the US. Absolutely fearless and brilliant.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

Exactly! I'm clinging on for dear life, having always been a 'fan' of the US. One of the many, many reasons I hate tRump is because he soiled the American flag. (I have dozens on sweaters, shoes, cushions,...all of which I'm afraid to use now 😢) You, comedians and commentators, keep me sane, although I often despair. How do we get rid of the stench?

@Dangdrangus 14 күн бұрын

Same! Kimmel and coffee is a great start to the day. It always makes me laugh when Trump says “the world is laughing at us” no sir, we’re not. That only happens when you speak.

@thanos_6.0 14 күн бұрын

Same from Germany

@GuusJanssen 14 күн бұрын

I'm Dutch, and after living in London from 2011 to 2016 my faith in the UK is down the drain. Like most Europeans btw.

@Paul512 14 күн бұрын

@@GuusJanssen The UK is in the gutter unfortunately. We ain't doing better upnin Scotland

@kellysanchez1000 14 күн бұрын

"They wont let me testify!"..... this guy lives in a completely different reality and expects us to live in it too. What a complete fool.

@Mister_Grey_ 14 күн бұрын

"Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth” Josef Goebbels It still works at least for him and his bubble🙄

@mattw7949 14 күн бұрын

He knows who his audience is.

@mlbrooks4066 14 күн бұрын

He doesn't live in any reality. He lives in Trumplandia.

@calinasagilitypartner4444 14 күн бұрын

His cult members live in that "reality"

@berniecom728 14 күн бұрын

And his lawyer can't control him, easy money for the lawyer for a waste of time. GUILTY

@charleslewis6815 14 күн бұрын

Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!😊

@mikemahoney6840 12 күн бұрын

Jimmy needs to do a part of his show from the courthouse

@bfgivmfith 14 күн бұрын

The fact that this individual is still a "contender" for the President of the United States makes me want to stop working and lose all faith in humanity.

@michaelbailey5736 14 күн бұрын

The fact he is the best representative republicans have put forth is mind numbing. Or that he is even eligible to run for the office is beyond comprehension.

@TheDarkness1 14 күн бұрын

Did that 4 years ago. Welcome to the club!

@drfranks1158 14 күн бұрын

USA had the chance to deal with the traitor after J6/2020. But did not. Sad.

@desperatedave3573 14 күн бұрын

i understand.. but .. we gotta look out for ourselves and out family.. life is .. with or without this stupid government/ system!! I ASK YOU THIS!! IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> WHICH YOU DO>> MADE UP OF CONCRETE AND THE PREDATORS ON 2 LEGS INSTEAD OF 4 OR NONE(snakes and or insects)>> SO IF YOU LIVED IN A JUNGLE>> AND LIFE CHANGED AS YOU KNEW IT>>> WOULD YOU SURVIVE OR DIE? .. please answer the opposite of what 70 % of the people i have asked answer me,...

@leahness1121 14 күн бұрын

I've lived in a bathrobe for the last 4 days, waiting for the sweet relief of death.

@Masterdebatorbator 14 күн бұрын

What does every Red Hat have in common? Answer: Hatred.

@Angela-bk7yp 14 күн бұрын

Brilliant

@KPH1992 14 күн бұрын

Tall blonde white aliens exist.

@dredgerivers7730 14 күн бұрын

Fear.

@Alexander_Keiser 14 күн бұрын

And wilful ignorant.

@Yahyia-cv3sx 14 күн бұрын

@@zonian1966chinese manufactured red hats.

@madg7178 13 күн бұрын

Emmy for Jimmy!!!

@theeddorian 12 күн бұрын

The attorney his head "no" before reversing and nodding, classic.

@shiddykiddy-lp4dz 14 күн бұрын

Anyone with normal intelligence hates him That leaves out Maga

@horaceDaSpidah 14 күн бұрын

The craziest thing is, i have otherwise smart friends who believe 45's b.s. & they say I've got "Trump derangement syndrome." But again, transference- that phrase is directed at the wrong people

@tkingransom 14 күн бұрын

lol I’ve been accused of Trump derangement syndrome

@Adam-do8eh 14 күн бұрын

@@tkingransom Likewise... Wear it as a Badge if HONOR!

@kindlin 14 күн бұрын

@@horaceDaSpidah I've lost a friendship over the orange 45. In the end he stormed off, unironically saying, "Yeah, you're one of _those_ people", meaning a liberal, social democracy, not just buying your way out of any problem. So yeah, I _am_ one of those people.

@gary-rr7jp 14 күн бұрын

@@horaceDaSpidah Just had to say, your name just took me back to my childhood when we blasted the Who on our record player!😁

@gregarioustumours2397 14 күн бұрын

The day he's behind bars will be a good day.

@jrgreen7303 14 күн бұрын

The bedt day!

@ThePorpoisepower 14 күн бұрын

as long as it's more than just violating a gag order

@cotus2408 14 күн бұрын

🥰 YES ! A 🎼dancing in the streets 🎶 🎵 moment ! 👍

@rogermorris8737 14 күн бұрын

There will be joy around the free world! Maybe even street parties

@keithosmond5730 14 күн бұрын

@@ThePorpoisepower Even that will put a BIG grin on my face.

@robertverrege8202 12 күн бұрын

Jimmy is funny . He brings a very entertaining slant on trump news.

@liesvdl 14 күн бұрын

A variation on his "I can't show my taxes because I am being audited", which was also major BS.

@tylerhackner9731 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy is a national treasure

@annedebthune3084 14 күн бұрын

He never disappoints 🎉

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

One of the best 🔥💙🇺🇸

@michaelmueller2778 11 күн бұрын

i am writing in Jimmy for president.

@momk1321 14 күн бұрын

You know that he is guilty when his wife and children not even in the courtroom

@gary-rr7jp 14 күн бұрын

In their defense, the trial is about hush money to a porn star. I, myself, would be too embarrassed by my spouses or father's actions to show my face in court. (even if I thought he wasn't guilty)

@rob3539 14 күн бұрын

The ones we dont know about could be there.

@coolmoon4382 14 күн бұрын

Don Jr. Went there one day. Probably just to as Daddy for his allowance... Oh oops it was Eric he was there for his allowance and so Daddy will love him.

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

@@stephenmitchell3 Joe Derangement Syndrome

@Dany_Stormborn 14 күн бұрын

@@estebanvaldez3632they all lie, don’t be daft

@warrenography 12 күн бұрын

Naptain America, Smellvis, the Toot Fairy, Ebenezer Snooze, The Hunchback of Bloater Dame... I hope there a catalog of all these hilarious monikers. Thank you, Jimmy. ahhhh my ribs hurt now.

@simplypositiveme 13 күн бұрын

Johnny Cochran!!! IF THE MUSHROOM FITS. LOL 😂

@aggressiveattitudeera887 14 күн бұрын

*"IT'S A NUBBIN! IT'S A NUBBIN!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@johnnichols2474 14 күн бұрын

Mr Kimmel you are absolutely killing it with these monologues

@patchdavis35 14 күн бұрын

I hold out some slight hope that the highly intelligent (and very emotionally mature) Mr Kimmel may well be instrumental in saving us from having to endure another Orange presidency, much like Tina Fey was single-handedly to thank for saving us from a Sarah Palin Vice-Presidency. Please say strong, Jimmy. The country needs you!

@marceld6061 12 күн бұрын

Smellvis, Hunchback of Bloater Dame, a 'Well-soiled machine', our Founding Farter, the writers were on FIRE 🔥tonight!

@ronk9830 14 күн бұрын

Donald didn't need a teleprompter for his Gettysburg - WOW speech, me boys! 😂

@kait6994 14 күн бұрын

8:51 Trump doesn’t use teleprompters BC HE CAN’T READ!

@lovetafrank7852 14 күн бұрын

It's shitler that says the wrong words and if shitler used one he might prove himself to be such horrid screw. Ups. Ie;: George Washington took tthe rsmosrts and the airports to win that was it was only 100 years prior to airplanes even existing.

@DissectGibberish 14 күн бұрын

Precisely!

@sheiladineen9483 12 күн бұрын

Trump uses teleprompter constantly! More lies!

@LJHB0922 14 күн бұрын

I’m still wondering how killing her animals fits in with Kristi Noem’s “pro-life” stance…🤔

@gogreen7794 14 күн бұрын

The animals weren't embryos or zygotes. The executions were carried out with a gun, which is the ultimate expression of "freedom" in Noem's world.

@mikemichael445 14 күн бұрын

Exactly

@dwaynezilla 14 күн бұрын

-Pro-life- Pro-control

@Al-oe8ib 14 күн бұрын

Like every republican…pro their own life…F everyone else’s

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

She aborted the puppy nine months after it was born.

@rojorohr4723 13 күн бұрын

I feel the best option to play the role of Jimmy is no other than Matt Damon 👌🏾

@RS3isRealscape 11 күн бұрын

and Fluffy is the sidekick

@user-ns9qx2ms4t 11 күн бұрын

She should not be allowed to remain as governor

@rip9987 14 күн бұрын

Right, he can't testify, but apparently he can violate that same gag order 13 times and get away with it go figure.

@DH-xm3hc 14 күн бұрын

It's digusting that D+ keeps violating this gag order, time and time again and he hasn't been locked up for contempt of court

@dthomas9230 14 күн бұрын

@@DH-xm3hc Jurors felt threatened and one was marked for abuse by jesse waters.

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

He’s allowed to testify. He just won’t. He’s a coward and lacks any ability to speak truthfully.

@elbruces 14 күн бұрын

They're seriously considering giving him a warning. If it's okay with him.

@georgegalileo 14 күн бұрын

Chickening out to testify.....just a coward

@kellycury8515 14 күн бұрын

Yeah, and like he's actually going to debate Biden too.

@henrys3629 14 күн бұрын

Yep. He didn't even debate the other candidates, just called them names and losers.

@DissectGibberish 14 күн бұрын

@@henrys3629 That's as close as Trumpty Dumpty can get to an actual "debate".

@DissectGibberish 14 күн бұрын

@@kellycury8515 This boast of his was all bluster and no sincerity. Trump wouldn't DARE take Biden on again, he got trashed in their first debate.

@sunshine3914 14 күн бұрын

IDK who made it up first, him or fox “news”, but it’s working… neighbor & office manager are both angry that “the judge won’t allow him to defend himself”.

@LethalSaliva 12 күн бұрын

Smellvis? Magaronis?🤣 Keep it up, Jimmy👍!

@user-di1gy8cq6w 14 күн бұрын

And the projection continues on... *_"Every bathroom, every locker-room, ladies get ready because the men are coming in."_* When he accuses it, he's already done it.

@commonsenseparty1396 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy always finds a way to get under Orange Julius skin, and I'm here for it.

@janedoe8828 14 күн бұрын

Yes he does and I am here also

@dthomas9230 14 күн бұрын

Kumquats have the same shade, too, just smaller like the fungi Stormy picked.

@dwaynezilla 14 күн бұрын

@@dthomas9230 are you sure it's not orange kumquiks?

@tiaroja70 14 күн бұрын

He is so effing out of his mind! If he was anybody else he would have been in put in a rest home and sedated!

@susancregg472 14 күн бұрын

If he were anyone else he would have been put in jail.

@Azazel518 13 күн бұрын

“It was miraculous. It was almost no trick at all, he saw, to turn vice into virtue and slander into truth, impotence into abstinence, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honor, blasphemy into wisdom, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice. Anybody could do it; it required no brains at all. It merely required no character.” Joseph Heller, Catch-22

@Grammy52 14 күн бұрын

His attorney is standing there wishing the earth would open up….

@charlesmartin1121 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel for the prosecution. Hell yeah!

@juliancrooks3031 14 күн бұрын

Why not ? It worked for Ukraine having a comedian president

@anthonywest2989 14 күн бұрын

@@juliancrooks3031 zelensky is also a lawyer.

@Therealtruthsocial 14 күн бұрын

@@juliancrooks3031 Trump is a game show host!

@LaDemocrazia 14 күн бұрын

@@juliancrooks3031 Thanks for demonstrating that you haven't got ANY clue. The President of Ukraine isn't a lawyer only but has also been a very successful businessman as a film producer. And he didn't go bankrupt 6+ times. He also doesn't have to fear being arrested for money laundering in Scotland as soon as he steps Football on Scottish soil.

@robyost6079 14 күн бұрын

The courtroom sketch artist has definitely captured his essence.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate as hell.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

Those sketches are really ugly! And accurate.

@TheJohn93226 14 күн бұрын

Yes, orange and foul!

@ashaikh28333691 13 күн бұрын

Giddy Kimmel is the best kind of Kimmel.

@darlaleasure4924 13 күн бұрын

I love this guy. If Defendant Trump does have a teleprompter, He goes off on his rants. No policy, and what he says policy is horrible.

@feszty 14 күн бұрын

The fact that Trump is being supported by half of the electorate is both mind blowing and scary.

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

Not half. 30% at best.

@Dan-yz4qz 14 күн бұрын

Half the country supports tRump, that's the scary part 😭

@jonwyatt3694 14 күн бұрын

Usually only half of the country bothers to vote. So, adjust the figures accordingly and t rump's support is miniscule, and declining. Theft of top secret national security docs, insurrection, Roe v Wade, 4 criminal trials, huge personal debt, wannabee dictatorship, WILL guarantee massive oppositional turnout.

@markfryer9880 14 күн бұрын

Allegedly half of the USA supports trump! Remember that Polling uses only a tiny sample of people from a cross section of society and a lot depends on how questions are asked and how they are answered. We are often talking about a sample size of one or two thousand. In the States you may get a sample size of 3000 to 5000 people from 'Battleground States' and how do you think that compares with a total population of over 300 Million?? That's a lot of room for error. Polling is usually done over the phone around dinner time when people are home and a lot more educated people are either busy and/or screen their phone calls and so don't get included in a polling sample. That's just at the data collection point, then you have people filtering through the results and the way that is done can skew the results. Who commissioned the polling survey can also help to skew the results. Mark from Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺

@chenzen1578 14 күн бұрын

polls aren't elections. If anyone would ask me, I'd say I support trump, to drive more people out to vote for democracy and women's freedom and so much more. But I'd never ever even consider voting for Dicktator à l'Orange

@carolynasfour5644 14 күн бұрын

She said recently she shot 2 horses they've had for 25yrs, said they no longer wanted to be ridden so they were useless to her. So, how can you have a pet for 25yrs and zero feelings for it, she's a psychopath, didn't even consider giving them to a rescue, what a monster, the kids asked where there dog was, I wonder what she told them about their horses.

@mikemichael445 14 күн бұрын

What will she do to people when they're no longer *useful* to her?

@senanshortt5521 14 күн бұрын

She “bled out” their pet goat too🙈

@mrsdraper171 14 күн бұрын

It was 3 horses.

@jackcuellar357 14 күн бұрын

My grandfather had a farm. Everything on that farm had a job. From the newborn kittens and puppies to the children. He never shot any of the animals.

@universallyinsync 14 күн бұрын

Try to imagine how she'd deal with human beings under her "rule" if she were VP. Scary gal.

@peterfedun-sk3jt 13 күн бұрын

“Well-soiled machine” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@AcapellaNutella6 14 күн бұрын

When I want to laugh, I watch Jimmy Kimmel....When I want to be afraid, I watch Lawrence O'donnell.

@daryllect6659 14 күн бұрын

Congratulations Jimmy! You are now part of American history! Awesome!

@Weshoff80 14 күн бұрын

Noem has the cold dead eyes of a sociopath.

@kitcobain444 14 күн бұрын

And the actions of one.

@Therealtruthsocial 14 күн бұрын

The name is Gnome!

@janus1958 14 күн бұрын

And she didn't make a "tough" decision, she made a rash and thoughtless one.

@rd9669 14 күн бұрын

And the trigger finger of a mid west outlaw 😂😂😂😂

@andybeans5790 14 күн бұрын

Crusty Gnome

@antonio3026 12 күн бұрын

Jimmy Kimmel one of the best late night talk show hosts ever 😊and Geillermo is the Latin satin that makes the show classy😅. Love ya guys

@frankbarnwell____ 12 күн бұрын

An hour for Don to talk in the witness stand would make Captain Quigg look very sane. (The Cane Mutiny).

@philam1973 14 күн бұрын

He is going to bend down like that for prison.

@lovetafrank7852 14 күн бұрын

Yes he's been practicing

@dianagodwin4504 14 күн бұрын

you go bubba!

@wearethedivineoneearth 14 күн бұрын

Well yeah, he's maga.

@terilw 14 күн бұрын

Trump always makes up his own alternative reality.

@dthomas9230 14 күн бұрын

He thinks Fox is real news and the Enquirer deserves a Pulitzer. Dunning and Kruger publishers are under contract.

@DissectGibberish 14 күн бұрын

Now if only he would go live in that alternative reality forevermore...

@Liam_Mellon 14 күн бұрын

There should absolutely be a movie where Guillermo is played by Pedro Pascal!!!

@tiffanyshanley1419 14 күн бұрын

He was pretty great when he was on SNL so I second that

@RS3isRealscape 11 күн бұрын

Fluffy

@meafordmichael 10 күн бұрын

Our “FOUNDING FARTER”? Priceless, Jimmy 🤣👏

@Nite2012Mare 14 күн бұрын

The TRIAL(S) of the century should be televised 👍👍

@SusanEva-xv7oq 14 күн бұрын

I agree

@alicetelford9027 14 күн бұрын

FYI….*Cameras in the courtroom have been banned in the state of New York since the Lindbergh baby Kidnapping in 1935.

@dthomas9230 14 күн бұрын

@@alicetelford9027 Lindbergh was a proud fascist.

@j.r.weaver9110 14 күн бұрын

The Georgia case WILL be televised. But when?

@apneAtwo 14 күн бұрын

Donald Trump or not if the ex-president of the most powerful country in the world is on trial it should be on tv

@stuartb3609 14 күн бұрын

Von Shitzinpants. 😂😂😂

@Billyjoseph1013 12 күн бұрын

His attorneys reaction was the same as Utica when Rupaul asked if she smoked weed 🤣 6:36

@BobbyLightBlue 13 күн бұрын

“The humpback of Bloatre Dame…”😂😂😂

@Feralzen 14 күн бұрын

Seeing Trump's lawyer trying not to choke on his bullshit is hilarious!

@stephaniebarrett6921 14 күн бұрын

Kristi should be charged with animal cruelties.... and all her animals rehomed .

@filonin2 14 күн бұрын

Unfortunately the statute of limitation is only 7 years for a class 6 felony in South Dakota which is why she felt safe to brag about it.

@patriciabeck7293 13 күн бұрын

I wonder how she treated her own children?

@christianheidt5733 13 күн бұрын

Better yet, she should be treated how she treated her animals.

@kayinthepursuitofhappiness2159 13 күн бұрын

Mike Vick?

@williamjones6053 13 күн бұрын

@@patriciabeck7293probably shared ideas with birbert

@jwilk5606 12 күн бұрын

"If the mushroom fits!" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

@andersthuresson 14 күн бұрын

The ability to "bend down like that" will be useful in prison

@scotsmanofnewengland7713 14 күн бұрын

Bubba waits !!!

@dunkelmonkey 14 күн бұрын

😂

@samredbird4225 14 күн бұрын

😂

@edg3048 14 күн бұрын

And quite sure the cell block D gang don't have wee mushrooms..

@el7jake 14 күн бұрын

Come to Pappa, Trumpy!

@TheSocratease 14 күн бұрын

Isn't it nice to have a president who uses the teleprompter? Thank you President Biden!

@edwardmorehouse1424 14 күн бұрын

Hopefully trump drops the soap in prison.

@ErikPortland 14 күн бұрын

@@edwardmorehouse1424 Nobody would touch that

@sheilaboston7051 14 күн бұрын

Remember when donnie used the teleprompter? "Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do." He uses them _heaps!_

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

A teleprompter is just the evolution of technology from flash cards. What's the bigly deal.

@ErikPortland 13 күн бұрын

@estebanvaldez3632 It's only because Trump isn't very good at using one. Not a great reader.

@calexprenas 12 күн бұрын

They courtroom sketch looked very, very realistic to me

@todddavis8221 12 күн бұрын

Love it! "Trumprooms" 😂😂

@Mezzie1957 14 күн бұрын

Trump should know all about going into locker rooms or dressing rooms, full of half dressed women he did that numerous times

@Hirnlego999 14 күн бұрын

"On the heels of the damaging videotape on which Trump and former Access Hollywood host Billy Bush salivated over Days of Our Live actress Arianne Zucker, and joked about sexually assaulting women, came allegations that Trump entered the Miss Teen USA changing room where girls as young as 15 were in various states of undress. Mariah Billado, Miss Teen Vermont 1997 told BuzzFeed, “I remember putting on my dress really quick because I was like, ‘Oh my god, there’s a man in here.'” Three other teenage contestants from the same year confirmed the story. The former pageant contestants discussed their memories of the incident after former Miss Arizona Tasha Dixon told Los Angeles’ CBS affiliate that Trump entered the Miss USA dressing room in 2001 when she was a contestant." Teens

@Hirnlego999 14 күн бұрын

"The Trump campaign did not offer a response to either story, but in a 2005 appearance on Howard Stern’s show, Trump bragged about doing exactly what the women describe. “I’ll go backstage before a show, and everyone’s getting dressed and ready and everything else,” he said."

@itspersonal3351 14 күн бұрын

“When you’re a star, they let you do it”. ~ The sexual predator’s brain

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

@itspersonal3351"Fortunately or unfortunately" he added. Apparantly man has been doing that for MILLIONS of years. Don't his kind always claim the earth to be only 6000 years old?🤔

@Martin-tn5lm 14 күн бұрын

@lilianevanbel3123 Ancient Man didn't have a house not to mind a room.

@jonathonriddle9922 14 күн бұрын

I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the one Trump supporter in NY who would cheer him on... and, yeah, that's exactly what I thought I'd see!

@aa-tx7th 14 күн бұрын

thought it would be a male but bog witch was a close second lol

@mikemichael445 14 күн бұрын

Really?

@donaldadkins1598 14 күн бұрын

Trump's Mar a Lardo resort will accept her.

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

@@mikemichael445 Yes, really.

@Dan0__ 14 күн бұрын

4:37 Trumps Fan Back in the 70s when Reagan was Governor of California, he famously worked to defund mental healthcare, and turned these people out on the streets. And I believe he did it again at the federal level when he was President. They knew what they were doing! Now these folks are the Republican Base!

@JudeNance 14 күн бұрын

So glad to hear from you Mr. Kimmel 🎉

@shellystewart2302 13 күн бұрын

“Von Shitzenpants” entered into the court transcript… 😂 Dump is a “well-soiled machine” 😂 I love it! 😂

@Alexander_Keiser 14 күн бұрын

😂 At least Biden can read off a teleprompter while trump fumbles and stumbles while reading off it.

@ErLeuchten 12 күн бұрын

i dont get the point anyway. what does reading from a teleprompter says beside "iam reading decisions that my team and or me previously made?", isnt that the reason why the citizens finance a whole "administration" and not just one individual or a family? trumps teleprompter blame makes only sense from pov of a dictator or a monarch ,-)

@rebeccalyle8443 14 күн бұрын

His lawyer should be disbarred for shaking his head yes when he knows in fact, Trump can testify.

@gary-rr7jp 14 күн бұрын

That was a very weird reaction. It was almost like he couldn't believe what was coming out of trump's mouth and had to react quickly but couldn't quite make his head do what he wanted it to.

@juannagrant-salmon7764 14 күн бұрын

Reminds me of the unfortunate doctor who looked like she endorsed Trump's miracle cure for Covid.

@lilianevanbel3123 14 күн бұрын

@@juannagrant-salmon7764She wanted the ground to swallow her up, she was so embarrassed!

@estebanvaldez3632 14 күн бұрын

tRump's lawyer was like, "Yeah, sure! Whatever you say, boss. I just want to get paid!"

@jeepliving1 14 күн бұрын

His lawyer probably told him he wasn't allowed just to make sure he didn't insist on testifying.

@richeels68 14 күн бұрын

I think Teleprompter might be the longest word Trump knows.

@SN-sz7kw 12 күн бұрын

“Hold it up so it’s coming at me at the right angle.” A Mae West for modern times. Love her. She’s a folk hero. Keep her safe, America.

@user-hl3fm7tb1e 14 күн бұрын

That lawyer looks like he's having second thoughts about his life😂

@elvinn9434 14 күн бұрын

So true 😂😂😂😂😂

@caronstout354 14 күн бұрын

He just saw his profession life stumble and fall...

@user-hl3fm7tb1e 12 күн бұрын

@@caronstout354 Remember the Look on General Matis's Face during Vonshitzenpants's term? Priceless a real Kodak moment of an educated Man having to listen to nonsense from a real stable genius 🤣

@jacquesrock7102 14 күн бұрын

So hilarious!!!!Trump suffering another form of humiliation on TV. Kimmel is awesome. We love it. Good on you, mate.

@gilmoremccoy6930 13 күн бұрын

Jimmy, you are brutal 😂😂😂 Keep'em coming 😅😅...

@sheiladodds4186 13 күн бұрын

Thank you for making me LMAO Just awesome. Keep it going people. BC Canada

@Strange_Shadow214 14 күн бұрын

I'm waiting for his lawyer to grab the arm of a reporter walking by and whisper, "Help me! They have my family!" 😂😂😂

@LaurieLucia-kk6bp 14 күн бұрын

That is so clever! Made me laugh!

@jenniferfairchild1858 14 күн бұрын

We love the Jimmy Kimmel team.

@petec6690 14 күн бұрын

Teleprompters and the ability to read: "Our great military men and women who fight for the furniture. And future.

@user-ue3bp9nq5x 14 күн бұрын

I wish Jimmy was on five night a week. Great stuff.

@lds9117 14 күн бұрын

Jimmy is so quick witted and hysterical. He tells the truth and makes it funny. We all need a break from Trumps madness and stupidity! I love Jimmy’s shows!

@kittikins1 13 күн бұрын

@@almira565ha ha ha, and you watched, cause here you are commenting. Dialing up Jummy's algorithms, so thanks.

@ivanivonovich9863 13 күн бұрын

When the orange ogre is finally gone... The Comedians will have so much harder times to get their laughs. I pity those times a coming.

@moochydacat 13 күн бұрын

@@almira565 orange bot detected

@AAZEDLARC 13 күн бұрын

Kimmel is a national treasure at this point. What an amazing career trajectory, well done

@LoserInChief 13 күн бұрын

@@AAZEDLARC Right!!?? I grew up in Southern California, and he was just the sports guy on the Kevin and Bean show on KROQ in the mornings! I didn't even like sports, but I liked Jimmy! Such a great guy, and I am so happy for his success, too!