Jo Gotta Be Kidding Me! | Best of Jo Brand on Would I Lie to You?

Jo Gotta Be Kidding Me! | Best of Jo Brand on Would I Lie to You? | Would I Lie to You?

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Here's every time Jo Brand read a card on Would I Lie to You?
0:00 - Jo Brand: "I have told my children that every time they lie, a puppy dies somewhere."
1:38 - Jo Brand: "Once on Christmas day I was forced to hitchhike my way home and was picked up by four different drivers.""
6:24 - Jo Brand: "Last year I made my husband a birthday meal using some mince I found in the street."
8:12 - Jo Brand: "Last year, I ate my Christmas dinner in the bath."
11:46 - Jo Brand: "I once got on the tube with a live pigeon in my pocket."
15:12 - Jo Brand: "At school, I once rubbed stinging nettles all over my face and told my teacher I was ill so I could go and meet a boy in a graveyard."
18:20 - Jo Brand: "I was once favourite to win an athletics event, but ended up coming last after an incident in a toilet cubicle."
20:45 - Jo Brand: "I once ignored a fireman's order to evacuate a building because I assumed he was just a bloke in fancy dress."
24:53 - Jo Brand: "Possession: This box contains everything I need to play my family's favourite festive game."
24:53 - Jo Brand: "My husband and I have agreed that the hour between 7 and 8pm is the only time we're allowed to gripe about our various aches and pains. We call this hour The Moan Zone."
29:38 - Jo Brand: "I once ordered myself a cake and, in doing so, ruined a complete stranger's party."
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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@NotoriousWhistler 10 ай бұрын

Wow a Brand new video.

@alexread6767 10 ай бұрын

You win

@littleNorwegians 10 ай бұрын

Your comment was very on Brand.

@WILTY_TV 10 ай бұрын

Okay, you win!

@prakharjain9801 10 ай бұрын

Aye! 👌

@coax47 10 ай бұрын

And thou will sleep with you tonight

@tradtke101 10 ай бұрын

Thing I love about Jo, she doesn't laugh at crappy jokes just for the sake of TV. If you make Jo laugh, you're genuinely funny.

@roachdoggjr7393 8 ай бұрын

Perfect with her deadpan delivery as well

@user-dh1yq5cz9v 10 ай бұрын

I genuinely want to live my life with the sort of attitude towards life that Jo has.

@milo2324 4 ай бұрын

first thing you need to do is to get fat

@myeyesarespiders 2 ай бұрын

I love how jo just doesnt give a fuck

@sharonmullins1957 2 ай бұрын

Me too!

@bennylloyd-willner9667 8 күн бұрын

As Lee said "You can't beat class!"😂

@dianehrechko6370 9 ай бұрын

I love that they give her such outrageous lies and she pulls it off

@johngilmore697 Ай бұрын

I wear double hard boxer underpants

@sharonmullins1957 2 ай бұрын

Jo is so quick witted.........................love her!🤩❤

@pelicanseaweed5818 4 ай бұрын

One of my favourites. Great sense of humour, takes everything in her stride, cheeky as.....

@jeraldbaxter3532 10 ай бұрын

I think of Jo Brand like I think of a Bengal tiger. To encounter a tiger, up close, in the wild, would be terrifying, thrilling, fraught with the potential for being either totally annihilated or regarded as a curiosity, depending on its mood and whether you annoy or amuse it. But viewed from the safe remove of bars (the tiger) or the internet (Jo), then oh, what a magnificent and awe inspiring creature!

@user-mj8qe7bx9r Ай бұрын

I have never got enough of Jo. She is terrific ❤

@Sunprism 10 ай бұрын

"The whole nation is waiting to see a pregnant Pussycat Doll do the splits" "Let's be honest, it's not the whole nation, it's roughly half"

@shamshiddy 10 ай бұрын

jo is always so funny whatever show she's on

@barbaraschain9260 8 ай бұрын

The funniest one was the story about buying her own birthday cake. Hilarious!

@moriane. 10 ай бұрын

I love Jo so much. Definitely going to play that Christmas game this year. Luckily, we'll be around the pool then. Some cold water would be just the thing.

@JustAPersonDoingThings 5 күн бұрын

“Or was he still unconscious?” Gets me every time 💀

@rebelraccoon9018 3 күн бұрын

He's so naturally quick witted. 👏 😂

@DavidSmith-yx7kn 10 ай бұрын

Jo needs to write a book about her life. Jo is a very intelligent person.

@Mr_Grimbley 10 ай бұрын

According to her wikipedia page, she's written two. Look Back in Hunger. The Autobiography (2009) Can't Stand Up For Sitting Down. The Autobiography - Part 2 (2010)

@brontecarvalho6410 10 ай бұрын

Her first autobiography is absolutely hilarious.

@SennaAugustus 8 ай бұрын

You can tell how intelligent she is from the speed she answered "prime number 1 more than a square" - compare to the average celebrity e.g. a Cats Does Countdown player.

@LoudMinded 4 ай бұрын

Her books are great!

@Black.Sabbath 10 ай бұрын

5:15 Lee's face when the tables have turned and he's the middle class one

@vivienneoneill5400 Ай бұрын

I just love her. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@AkSamurai69 10 ай бұрын

Even if Jo's game was a lie, I'm still playing it. And in not waiting for Christmas, either

@bennylloyd-willner9667 8 күн бұрын

Jo is much better here than on the old QI shows I've seen. This game format suits her better IMO.

@JacksonBockus 10 ай бұрын

Wanna play that Christmas game now

@JustKeepSmilingSNAP 10 ай бұрын

Thank god you finally compiled this! Have been watching Jo videos for a while now!!

@deborahpolk1854 9 ай бұрын

great Christmas game

@All4Tanuki 10 ай бұрын

Love her. That Christmas game could be a show unto itself

@_Vesper 9 ай бұрын

That's one hell of a name

@maggiesingh3522 10 ай бұрын

shes a delight

@thegirlinquestion Ай бұрын

i’d love to have a drink with her!

@syok4929 5 ай бұрын

One of my favourite people on the planet

@cecilebraillie4471 4 ай бұрын

God I love her! Her general mood on Taskmaster was a life goal.

@zapkvr 8 ай бұрын

Used to hitch hike to the beach all the time in the seventies

@MartineR12 10 ай бұрын

29:38 - Jo Brand: "I once ordered myself a cake and, in doing so, ruined a complete stranger's party." Where the hell is that?

@CertifiedDoc 8 ай бұрын

The section before that is wrong as well.

@roywilliams4903 8 ай бұрын

OMG, JO would never eat a Christmas Dinner in the bath, She has class 😊

@TequilaToothpick 8 ай бұрын

You didn't include her cake story?! That's an all time great moment!

@nancykraus5127 Ай бұрын

The only thing funnier than Jo on this show would be if they ever had Miriam Margolyes.

@FishpondsLady 7 ай бұрын

This is completely true, once I was walking to the Co Op, and there was a complete, raw, rack of pork ribs lying on the ground outside the car park. It utterly bemused me as the Co Op doesn't sell complete racks of pork ribs (it's a very small Co Op). I never found out what happened to it. But mince...no.

@rodrigomarinho1807 9 ай бұрын

An error in the description of the video: it says on 29: something the story would be about the cake but instead it was about her and her husband. There is no cake story

@d_bud 10 ай бұрын

When Lee stutters it must be her (or Bob Mortimer)

@lalex9988 10 ай бұрын

Can someone help me I'm trying to find a Would I lie to you? clip but have forgotten which one it is. All I remember is a panelist on Lee's team reads out a card, and it's such a weird thing that David stutters for a few seconds and ends up just asking 'Why?' Anyone know what clip this might be??

@henrylivingstone2971 10 ай бұрын

Do you know if the panelist was a man or woman? Because the first clip that comes to mind is of Brian Blessed riding a boat skippered by an orangutan.

@shylokian2983 10 ай бұрын

One of the Bob Mortimer ones, perhaps?

@Crackedsenseless 10 ай бұрын

Is it Rod Gilbert buying tapas with his car?

@lisabashford9434 7 ай бұрын

She’s so deadPan and dry sence of humour doesn’t give much away , so hard to decipher if true or lie

@chayeso1319 9 ай бұрын

I wish all them were true

@grf15 8 ай бұрын

There are a couple others they could have included. Nice compilation though.

@Mystery_Biscuits 10 ай бұрын

20:45 What season/episode is this one from?

@familieglennon8031 10 ай бұрын

Series 13 Episode 8

@Mystery_Biscuits 10 ай бұрын

@@familieglennon8031 thanks

@keramidasnicolas2079 Ай бұрын

When Jo tells her children that a puppy dies everytime they lie, a puppy dies.

@StarmanStarman 10 ай бұрын

Jio Brando

@ssabykoops 7 ай бұрын

I wonder how many times she mentions her husband

@zapkvr 8 ай бұрын

Mints?

@kcsrandoms 10 ай бұрын

Is he the guy from Indian match making? :O

@johnwalsh7806 7 ай бұрын

The Lee Mack show. Why does that guy always have the last word.

@seanmurray7983 10 ай бұрын

First time I saw the 3rd segment where she talks about the 'Mince' i though she meant 'Mints' like a mint candy or something like that, not mince meat. this has a whole new angle for me to think about now. Ew...

@notme222 10 ай бұрын

Same. I think I was on like my 4th viewing of the episode when I realized what she meant.

@bcaye 10 ай бұрын

If you're going to watch British TV, you *have* to be up on your British jargon. I mean, I assume you didn't know Spag Bol either or you would immediately figured out it wasn't candy.

@notme222 10 ай бұрын

@@bcaye Spaghetti is an easy guess. Whether it's "bowl" or "bolognese" is irrelevant. But since "mints" is a thing - and far more plausible to find on the street - the confusion becomes "Why put mints in spaghetti?" Considering other spellings and definitions wouldn't be your first instinct. I mean if you weren't familiar with the Americanism, the phrase "I found rubbers in my 11yo daughter's room" has a very different but perfectly plausible meaning.

@bcaye 10 ай бұрын

@@notme222 , actually, no. Because I *do* watch a lot of British TV, also Sorted Food, if a British person says mince I already know.

@ebenadams4212 9 ай бұрын

OMG! I NEVER would have figured that one out. I have to go re-watch that segment now!

@Fjaloeat1 4 ай бұрын

The moan zone with her husband is something else

@siesonaladventures 7 ай бұрын

I dont mean to be insensitive but can anyone confirm if it is illegal to drive with a hearing impairment? Or in other words, can you apply for a drivers licence being hard of hearing? 😮

@user-py3py5sx2f 5 ай бұрын

Google it

@boreragnarok249 4 ай бұрын

You can drive if you’re deaf. Hearing is not a prerequisite for safe driving. Coincidentally, I had this argument with someone not long ago.

@samprizeman4509 9 ай бұрын

Funniest bit of the video was David and the spreadsheet comment

@squiglemcsquigle8414 8 ай бұрын

You seem to have a weird obsession with jo as you have 3 different comments on this video all at different times. May i suggest a hobby

@samprizeman4509 8 ай бұрын

@@squiglemcsquigle8414 may i suggest getting a life?

@hegeliandianetik2009 5 ай бұрын

@@squiglemcsquigle8414He hates her so much he just can't stop commenting about the video he apparently didn't like 😂

@zapkvr 8 ай бұрын

About ten "miles". Whut?

@fionabryant7923 Ай бұрын

Isnt it amazing how when jo mentions going for a smear, they slightly cringe...get over it people, women do

@TMPreRaff 7 ай бұрын

"Best of"? This should be a short clip.

@teclo1057 10 ай бұрын

There is no such thing

@robertpartridge7267 10 ай бұрын

I've not watched (literally paused while commenting) If someone's brave enough to watch this entire thing and then tell me how many times she mentions her husband, that also involves other references. Let me know and I'll transfer you the money to buy you your favourite pint in your local. 👍

@rakadoni8403 10 ай бұрын

Why ? Is it the mentioning of her husband that you're avoiding? Seems like a lot of people are "brave" enough to watch the entire video

@robertpartridge7267 10 ай бұрын

@@rakadoni8403 because that's literally all she has as a so called comedian. She's the least funny woman on tele.

@deborahpolk1854 9 ай бұрын

interesting she met and married Bernie also a psychic nurse

@user-py3py5sx2f 5 ай бұрын

@@robertpartridge7267it's a different joke everytime? Saying her entire comedic presence being a disgruntled wife is bad is the same as saying David's entire comedic presence of being a repressed mindleclass smartass is bad

@frankevans4323 10 ай бұрын

How did you manage to get the best of Jo brand in 30 minutes, I could have done it in 30 seconds.

@samprizeman4509 9 ай бұрын

3 mins is more than enough. She looks funnier than she actually is

@muddydog6605 9 ай бұрын

Oh do bore off 😴

@samprizeman4509 9 ай бұрын

@@muddydog6605 funny, i usually do when she’s on anything. Go have a wash 🧼

@hegeliandianetik2009 5 ай бұрын

@@samprizeman4509you probably do need a wash

@peterridd3999 9 ай бұрын

Don't think she's funny though. Unpleasant, yes.

@sharonmullins1957 2 ай бұрын

Stop watching................DH.

@dannymccormack2871 10 ай бұрын

oh dear, about as funny (unfunny) as piles

@sharonmullins1957 2 ай бұрын

Not smart enough to understand innuendos. STOP watching KEN Problem solved!

@anglewoden 10 ай бұрын

Jo is about as funny as Police arresting an Autistic child. She likes to belittle men like she is some sort of catch herself. When I first learnt she was in mental hospitals I actually thought she used to be a patient. If you listen to her she has this annoying habit of saying 'erm' after every joke she attempts, and we can't forget she thinks it is funny throwing battery acid in someone's face. There has been some funny comediennes over the years but Jo is not one of them.

@ThisCharmingMan1984 9 ай бұрын

Oh fuck off. If you don’t like her, don’t watch this video; it’s very simple. Then you wouldn’t have to see someone you don’t like, and the rest of us don’t have to see your inane bullshit.

@robynmitchell9563 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@user-hy9nh4yk3p 7 ай бұрын

I like humour and progressive jazz and knowledge - with an edge - to it. The edge has to be there - and Jo is carrying her small sword - with her and its fine. Taste in food - is individual; as well as humour, is. And that is fine. Fare thee well

@whatismylife8100 3 ай бұрын

If you dont like her then dont watch. Simple

@anglewoden 3 ай бұрын

@@whatismylife8100 I don't, I find her a waste of time but alas she constantly pops up in shows I like or used to like.